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[theme music playing]
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[grunting]
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Oh, no! It seems I can't put them on.
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I'm afraid we can't go
to the parent's evening.
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-[grunts]
-[zipper closes]
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Ready to go.
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-[doorbell rings]
-Ah.
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Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.
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What?
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Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!
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Richard, where did you find that guy?
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On the Internet...
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Where am I going to find
a babysitter at this time?
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[clears throat]
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[sighs] I can't believe
I'm going to say this.
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I guess you guys are old enough
to babysit?
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[both] Us?
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Yes, you.
But promise you'll be responsible.
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I promise to be the most responsible kid
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and will handle my responsibilities
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in the most responsible way.
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Yeah, responsible!
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You have no idea
what responsible means, do you?
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[both] Nah.
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It means acting like a grownup.
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And most of all, it means
taking care of your little sister.
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What?
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Can I trust you guys to do that?
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Come on, Mom. We were born reprehensible.
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-Responsible.
-Yeah, that's what I meant.
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Richard, put your pants on. We're off.
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No!
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Richard. Pants... on.
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No!
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[crying] No! I don't wanna go to school!
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We have to go! It's a parents evening,
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and we are the parents!
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I'm putting a lot of trust in you kids.
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Don't worry, Mom.
You won't be disappointed.
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-[engine starts]
-[Richard crying]
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So how do you feel, Darwin?
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Pretty responsible. And you?
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I feel like a new man...
A responsible man.
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[both laughing]
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-I can't believe this. I'm going upstairs.
-[both gasping]
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-Stairs!
-Stairs!
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-[both crying]
-[Anais grunts]
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What are you doing?
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Seventy-nine percent of stair accidents
happen on the stairs.
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What does that even mean?
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It means you're safer sitting here.
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OK.
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Welcome to Daisy the Donkey show!We'll be right back after these messages.
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[man on TV] When you're decidingwhere to go for a hamburger--
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Aah. Commercials!
They'll corrupt her mind!
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Bad commercials! Bad commercials!
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Are you completely out of your mind?
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-[both panting]
-There's too much violence on TV anyway.
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And you chose to demonstrate that
by smashing the TV in front of me?
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It was the responsible thing to do.
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[both chuckle]
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Even though you set it on fire.
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It's not on fire.
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Oh, it is on fire...
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[screaming] Fire!
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Stop! Don't throw water on an electrical--
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Fire...
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You should always use a fire extinguisher,
or if unavailable, baking soda.
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But most importantly,
call an adult or the emergency services.
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Yeah of course, but ours was
a responsible demonstration
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of what not to do
in case of an electrical fire.
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How could Mom put you in charge?
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What is wrong with you?
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Papercuts.
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Ridiculous, and look
at the mess you're making!
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It's a small price to pay for your safety.
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You're too young to understand.
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Excuse me, but who makes
your breakfast every day?
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[both] You, of course.
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And who helps you with your homework?
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[both] You.
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So I should be in charge.
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But who did Mom put in charge?
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You...
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So who has to do what we say?
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[sighs] Me.
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[Richard] I feel like
I'm in one of those dreams.
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The ones where you go to school naked.
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Oh, come on, Richard,
stop being so dramatic.
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We're the parents now,
there's nothing she can do to you.
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You get an F minus in parenting! Next!
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Oh, the Wattersons.
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Are you aware that your husband
isn't wearing any pants?
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[Gumball]
Oh, look at that grumpy little face.
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I know what will cheer her up.
How about a walk in the park?
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Hmm. Yeah, I guess that could be OK.
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[Darwin whistling]
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Come on, it's for your own safety.
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Ooh. Isn't she lovely?
How old is she then?
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She's four now.
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Well, now, you want a biscuit? Huh?
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You want to have a little taste of this?
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You can't have it,
that's right, cause it's mine.
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I was just teasin' ya,
you want a little bit of--
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Oh, she bit me!
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You know what this means?
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She must be hungry!
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[Gumball] It's time for num-nums!
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We have a mackerel sandwich, a potato,
and a little something for dessert.
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Are you kidding me?
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[gasps] Of course!
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That food is way too chunky for
a little baby like her, she could choke.
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I know what to do.
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Bon appetit!
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All right, you asked for this.
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OK, bath time.
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Ah. Just right.
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Isn't water dangerous?
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[gasps]
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How do you expect me
to wash myself without water?
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Haven't you heard of dry cleaning?
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Fine, get out of here!
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[sighs] They grow up so fast.
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-Shh.
-[Anais humming]
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Is that water I hear?
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No! I just, uh... flushed?
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Oh, speaking of which,
we're gonna need you to wear this.
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What?
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We don't want you to have any accidents.
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Very responsible thinking, Gumball.
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-Thanks.
-[both chuckle]
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Now be a big girl and...
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[gasps] There's no way
I'm wearing a diaper!
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Get back here!
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Come back, Anais!
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[crash]
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You can run but you can't hide!
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-Run! Hide!
-Run! Hide!
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-Put it on!
-Never!
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[Gumball] Open this door, young lady!
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Don't make me tell Mom
you've been a bad baby!
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[gasps] She's not in there,
she ran out the window!
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[Gumball grunts]
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What's Mom gonna think?
We're in so much trouble!
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You goons really walked into that one!
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Anais, let us in.
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Babysit yourself on the roof
until Mom and Dad come back.
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[both] Anais! Anais!
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Oh, look, a book, I hope
I don't give myself a papercut.
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Anais!
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Oh, no, no diaper.
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I surely hope I don't have
an accident on your bed!
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[both] Anais!
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[gasps]
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[both] Anais!
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And you know what I'm gonna have now?
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A nice relaxing bath, with real water!
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Well, it could've been worse.
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Are you kidding me?
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Look at the bill,
how do you set fire to a swimming pool?
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[laughs] I know, pretty good, huh?
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That you're always there
to keep an eye on them?
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[gasps]
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[tires screeching]
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Do something!
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Get on the bed and stay where you are.
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We'll figure out a way to rescue you.
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Don't worry! I'll smash the door in-- Aah!
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You wouldn't know where the keys are
by any chance, would you?
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Somewhere safe.
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-Ah, what are we gonna do?
-Hmm.
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[water draining]
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[Gumball grunting]
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[gasps]
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[coughs]
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Hey, how's it going?
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I don't know, how do you think it's going?
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[Darwin grunting]
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OK, take a deep breath.
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[both inhale deeply]
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[keys jingle]
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[grunting]
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[muffled cheers]
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[all whimper]
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Hmm?
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[water draining]
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Mm.
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[all grunt]
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Whoo!
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-Good job, everyone!
-[Anais laughs]
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[all screaming]
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Hey, don't worry, we can use this diaper
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as a parachute and float safely down to--
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-[car honking]
-[gasps]
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They're back!
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Oh, no.
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See, honey? I told you
there was nothing to worry about.
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[bird cawing]
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Hi.
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Thank heavens you're safe!
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So you're not angry at us
for trashing the house?
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Oh, no.
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Angry doesn't begin to cover it!
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How do you burn a TV underwater?
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Who is responsible for this?
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Mom, it's my--
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No, I've got this.
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No, Gumball, it was me
that left the faucet running!
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Please, sis, let your brother be
responsible for once in his life.
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Thanks, Gumball.
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Mom...
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It was Darwin.
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What? It was her that flooded the place!
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I thought you were going to take the rap!
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Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault.
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She was the one who left
Gumball in charge.
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Well, it, it's Dad's fault
for not finding a proper babysitter!
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Well,
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none of this would've happened
if it wasn't for you!
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Uh, who are you blaming here?
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The Internet?
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-OK.
-Yeah, that's good enough.
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Gumball! Darwin! Come on!
We're gonna be late for school!
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Be there in a second!
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OK, by my calculations,
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these ice cubes will allow us
to glide down
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the stairs at almost
the speed of light. Go!
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-[Darwin] Whee...
-[both grunting]
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Awesome.
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Ready!
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You can't go to school like that!
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You're naked!
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But I can't find my clothes.
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[snoring]
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-Dad!
-Oh!
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Morning, son!
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Why are you sleeping in the garden?
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Because I've been up all night
doing the laundry.
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Just like your mother asked me to.
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Whatever you do, don't do the laundry.
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Aye-aye, cap'n!
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-Great! Can I have my clothes?
-Of course.
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Here you go!
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They're so tiny.
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And so clean.
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-Kind of tight, too.
-[pant rips]
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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You now how your mother feels
about public nudity.
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Not to worry. I've got just the thing.
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[Richard grunting]
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Whoa! Here you go!
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What?
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Mom's wedding dress?
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I can't wear that!
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But everything else is in the wash.
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I'd rather go naked!
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But if you do,
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your mother will know
I'm a terrible father/husband!
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Please, son!
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Do this for your old dad!
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[whimpers]
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OK, I'll wear the dress.
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00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:55,880
Thanks, son!
264
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,320
I can't believe this.
265
00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,360
I can't believe
this wardrobe's still standing!
266
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,720
Whoa.
267
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,240
Here we go!
268
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,800
[whimpers] Aah!
269
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,800
-Gumball! What are you wearing?
-Aah!
270
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,640
Shh. Dad ruined all my clothes
and made me wear this stupid dress.
271
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,200
I cannot let anyone recognize me.
272
00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,360
[pounding]
273
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,200
Who are you?
274
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,120
[gulp]
275
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,480
Uh...
276
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,960
My name is...
277
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,760
Quick. Think of a name. Think of a name.
278
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:30,960
"Gum..."
279
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,720
Ball... Oops. Uh...
280
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,720
-Egg...
-Morning.
281
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,880
-...Wobble... Underpants!
-Yo.
282
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,680
Is that a foreign name?
283
00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:41,800
Yes! Yes!
284
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,440
I'm... from... Europe!
285
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,880
Where in Europe?
286
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:47,840
Ah...
287
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:50,600
Gum...
288
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,440
Ball-- No! Uh...
289
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,480
Wig...
290
00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:55,840
Battleaxe...
291
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,880
Ninja!
292
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,120
[indistinct chatter]
293
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,000
Can you believe that, Darwin?
294
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,120
Darwin?
295
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,560
She dropped her button.
296
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,000
Oh, boy.
297
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:20,760
-[school bell ringing]
-OK! OK!
298
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:24,000
Settle down and take out
your math homework!
299
00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:31,480
Psst! I forgot to do my homework.
Can I copy yours?
300
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,640
[heart pounding]
301
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,560
-You can copy mine.
-No! Mine!
302
00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,960
How about mine?
303
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,160
Well, well, well.
304
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,960
You're not trying to cheat,
are you, Gumb--
305
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,520
Who are you?
306
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,600
I'm, uh... I'm...
307
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,160
That's Gumball Oops Egg Wobble Underpants!
308
00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,040
From Gumball No Wig Battleaxe Ninja!
309
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,240
That's in Europe.
310
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,880
[indistinct chatter]
311
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,000
Quiet!
312
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:57,960
That's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard!
313
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,800
[gasps]
314
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:05,800
But you are wearing a beautiful dress.
315
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,960
So it must be true.
316
00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,200
Why don't you sit there
317
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:12,600
and look pretty, while the rest of us
318
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,160
get on with class.
319
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,240
[all groan]
320
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,800
What just happened?
321
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,520
[school bell ringing]
322
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,040
Whoo-hoo! I'm so happy!
323
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:25,200
Anais! The most wonderful, incredible,
324
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,960
amazing thing has happened!
325
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,000
What?
326
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,800
I'm in love!
327
00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,200
She's the most beautiful,
328
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,800
most wonderful, most amazing,
329
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,240
most wonderful, most... [gasps]
330
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:36,440
Here she comes.
331
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,960
[indistinct chatter]
332
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,440
-Can I sit next to you?
-Stop! There's a puddle.
333
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,680
We can't let you walk through that.
334
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:44,760
Let me help.
335
00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,440
No, let me fly you over.
336
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,840
I can build you a bridge.
337
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,720
No. Let me carry you in my mouth.
338
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,560
Uh...
339
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,800
I could just walk around like this.
340
00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,480
Oh, she's so clever.
341
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,840
-So independent.
-What a freethinker.
342
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,880
What was all that about?
343
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,080
[Anais] It's the dress.
344
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,120
What?
345
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,280
They think you're a beautiful girl.
346
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,280
People will do anything
for a beautiful girl.
347
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,600
Anything!
348
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:15,800
You're right. I am beautiful.
349
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,560
You really are one smart genius, sis.
350
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,560
She will be mine.
351
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,160
That was weird. Oh, well.
352
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,000
Today is gonna be awesome!
353
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,200
♪ She's as cool as night ♪
354
00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:36,880
♪ 'Cause she's as bright as day ♪
355
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,360
♪ When she looks in your eye ♪
356
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,120
♪ She takes your breath away ♪
357
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,840
♪ She can move a mountain ♪
358
00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,640
♪ Make a fire start ♪
359
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,520
♪ On a smaller scaleShe could break your heart ♪
360
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,200
♪ She's a lady ♪
361
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,240
♪ A fair lady ♪
362
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,840
♪ She looks like an angel ♪
363
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,560
♪ She's sent from above ♪
364
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,120
♪ She's a lady ♪
365
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,600
♪ A super lady ♪
366
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,520
♪ And where there's kitten, I'm smitten ♪
367
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,680
♪ I'm bitten by the bug they call "love" ♪
368
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:05,560
♪ That lady may be mine ♪
369
00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:07,560
♪ The lady may be mine ♪
370
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,720
♪ Yeah, the lady may be mine ♪
371
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,359
-Thanks, guys!
-Yeah, no problem.
372
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,760
Anytime.
373
00:17:13,839 --> 00:17:15,760
Gumball, what's going on?
374
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:16,839
It's just like you said.
375
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,319
All day long, people have been
376
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,119
bending over backwards for me.
377
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,839
Hey, new girl.
How's it going?
378
00:17:23,359 --> 00:17:25,760
Ah. I love being beautiful.
379
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:27,119
You should give it a try.
380
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,760
Darwin asked me to give you this.
381
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:33,720
[Gumball] "Meet me at the Stomach
Destroyer roller coaster at 6:00 p.m."
382
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,040
The he put the three X's.
383
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,800
To show how extreme it'll be!
384
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,400
It's a love letter!
385
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:40,640
-He thinks you're a gir--
-Shh! Shh! Shh!
386
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,120
You'll give yourself worry lines
with all that nagging.
387
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:47,720
Then you'll never be beautiful. Like me.
388
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,000
[people screaming]
389
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,960
Whoo!
390
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:57,240
She came. She actually came.
391
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,320
Hey, you ready, Darwin?
392
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,800
[gasps] She knows my name!
393
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:02,080
This is gonna be awesome!
394
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:05,360
Can't wait. Can't wait.
Can't wait.
395
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,160
I know this is kind of sudden,
396
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,040
and I hope you don't think I'm a fool--
397
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,000
Yeah, this is really cool!
398
00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:12,480
But who am I to deny fate?
399
00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:14,280
I know, this is gonna be great!
400
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:18,360
No, uh... what I really mean is...
401
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:19,320
What?
402
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,640
I love you.
403
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,120
-[Gumball screams]
-[camera shutter clicks]
404
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:27,200
So, now we see the real price of beauty.
405
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,920
He really thinks I'm a girl,
406
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,440
and he thinks he loves me.
407
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:32,880
You'll just have to tell him the truth,
408
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,480
won't you, beautiful?
409
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,040
[Gumball] I can't do that!
He'll be heartbroken.
410
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,320
And besides, he might tell
everyone about the dress,
411
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,040
and I'll lose my powers.
412
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,120
But maybe if I keep up the act,
413
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:44,200
then in a few years,
414
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,080
Darwin will move on
and meet another girl.
415
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,000
And if he doesn't?
416
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,080
[kids crying]
417
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,080
I want more kids!
418
00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,800
Hmm. Who's your pretty friend, Anais?
419
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,240
It's me, Dad.
420
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,880
Hello, It's Me Dad.
421
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,600
-Is she foreign?
-Ugh!
422
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,480
Uh, hi, everyone.
423
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,720
Um, this is quite difficult for me to say.
424
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,360
But what I'm trying to say is... is...
425
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,480
-I'm leaving.
-[all gasp]
426
00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,880
-You can't leave us!
-But why?
427
00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:24,320
Because the king of Europe
has been kidnapped?
428
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:27,920
And they need my help
'cause I'm so beautiful.
429
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:30,600
-I see.
-Of course.
430
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,000
[Tobias] That stands to reason.
431
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,480
You better get on that bus
432
00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:35,320
before you blow the whole thing.
433
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,120
-Now, have you got the balloon?
-Check.
434
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,960
This is a great idea of yours--
435
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,960
Staging a grand farewell
for the Darling of Elmore High.
436
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,000
Remember, this isn't about you.
437
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,120
[Darwin] Hey, everybody!
438
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,120
Here he comes! Quick! Get on the bus!
439
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,640
This plan already reeks of failure.
440
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,960
[Darwin whistling]
441
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,680
What a perfect new girlfriend day.
442
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,800
Just right for having a new girlfriend,
443
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,360
don't you think, fellas?
444
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,680
[gasps] She's leaving?
445
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,480
Well, here goes.
446
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,200
Hello, Darwin.
447
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:11,920
[gasps] You get more beautiful
every time I see you.
448
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,160
But why are you leaving?
449
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,560
I'm sorry, my love,
450
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,240
but Europe needs me.
451
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,520
Then take me with you!
452
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,440
A love this special
only comes around once in a lifetime.
453
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,960
We must nurture it,
454
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,800
take care of it, let it grow and blossom,
455
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,760
Like a... a... a...
456
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,800
-A potato?
-A potato!
457
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,800
You are a true poet, my love.
458
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,800
And although we'll never see
each other again,
459
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,320
my heart and all my other internal organs
460
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,320
will always belong to you.
461
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,320
[Rocky] All aboard!
462
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,680
Uh, I have to go now. Bus is leaving. Bye.
463
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,840
[grunts] Ow!
464
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,400
[Gumball] Uh-oh.
465
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:55,160
[gasps] She's an angel.
466
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:58,280
Look out for the sun!
467
00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,400
The sun!
468
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,240
[all] Go left! Go left!
469
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,480
[all] Oh!
470
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,280
No!
471
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,800
[sobbing]
472
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,680
Why? Why?
473
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,960
Gumball, go to him.
474
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,960
I'm so sorry, Darwin.
475
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,520
She was really special.
476
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,840
But think of it this way.
477
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,360
It's better to have loved
478
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,160
and watch that love be burnt before
479
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,800
your very eyes,
than to never have loved at all.
480
00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,960
So why don't you and me head home,
481
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,280
cover ourselves in ice cubes,
482
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,560
and jump down the biggest
set of stairs we can find?
483
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:41,600
What do you say, buddy?
484
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,080
[sniffling]
485
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,160
OK.
486
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,640
Whoo-hoo!
487
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,680
Excuse me.
488
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,440
I know this is a bit sudden.
489
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,800
I mean, we hardly know each other.
490
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,800
But I think I love you.
491
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,440
Your silence says a thousand words.
492
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,040
Hmm. I guess some people just can't help
making fools of themselves.
493
00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,960
Look. There's Gumball.
494
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,360
And he's naked!
495
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,440
[all laughing]
496
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,280
[growls] Don't mock me!
497
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,600
I used to be beautiful.
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