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Ah, will you look at that?
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Wow.
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You wearing those corny
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t-shirts your grandparents sent
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t-shirts your grandparents sent
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you.
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Very nice and very brave.
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Very brave.
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Well, you know, I thought it
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would make them happy.
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Would make them happy.
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And I wanted to make Keenan look
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bad.
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So Alexis and I had to put
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ours on so that wouldn't happen.
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Ours on so that wouldn't happen.
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I can't leave him hangin'.
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Did I say it right, Keenan?
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Look, I made a test pancake
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Look, I made a test pancake
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from this new batter I'm working
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on, so everybody take a bite and
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let me know what you think.
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Mmm.
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Honey, this is delicious.
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I was going to count carbs
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today.
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Forget about that.
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Forget about that.
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Yes.
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You like?
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If Santa claus had a pancake
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stand, this is what he would
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sell.
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Oh, well, thank you, honey,
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Oh, well, thank you, honey,
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but you are still not getting
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a cat.
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[Doorbell rings]
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It's them.
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They're here.
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They're here.
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[Funky music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Grandma!
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Hi, hon, how are you?
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Hey, mom, dad.
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Alex!
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Alex!
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Oh, honey, oh.
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Hey, how was the ride in the
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r.v.?
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R.v.?
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Oh, it was okay.
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Okay?
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Huh.
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That thing's got a queen-sized
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bed, satellite TV,
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a full kitchen.
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A full kitchen.
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It's a house on wheels.
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As a matter of fact, I let
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Liz take the wheel for a while
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Liz take the wheel for a while
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so I could make breakfast for
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the family.
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Well, dad, I'm making
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breakfast.
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Breakfast.
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I've got the pancakes started in
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the kitchen.
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I'm all finished with mine.
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Six-burner stove on that r.V.
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Six-burner stove on that r.V.
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Oh, look at this.
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Liz, they're wearing the
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Liz, they're wearing the
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t-shirts we sent them.
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[Laughs]
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Lookin' sharp, kids.
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Lookin' sharp.
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Thanks, granddad.
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Yeah, they are great.
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Yeah, I love it.
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Yeah, I love it.
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Mine itches.
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Hey, why don't you guys come
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on in, have a seat.
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You've been on the road for
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hours.
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Hours.
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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You're always so thoughtful.
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Yeah, well, I got to use the
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restroom.
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I'm going to the r.V.
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Oh, Monroe, there's a
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Oh, Monroe, there's a
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bathroom right down the hall.
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Does it have a bidet?
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No.
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Then I'm going to my r.V.
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Then I'm going to my r.V.
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You know, don't count my
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recipe out just yet.
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Recipe out just yet.
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Tomorrow--
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[banging sound]
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Tomorrow, I may take the same
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batter and make some waffles.
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Batter and make some waffles.
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Okay, why is Monroe unhooking
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the sink in the middle of
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breakfast?
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You know he's Mr. Fixit.
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Yeah, but the sink isn't
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Yeah, but the sink isn't
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broken.
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Well, that didn't stop him
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from replacing our deck four
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times since he retired.
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Times since he retired.
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Dad.
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Dad, listen, man, I appreciate
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you looking out for us, but you
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don't have to fix the sink.
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Don't have to fix the sink.
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It works fine.
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As slow as this thing is
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draining?
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You have some blockage in your
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u-bend, brother.
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U-bend, brother.
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Come check it out.
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Let me go see.
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Let me go see what happened with
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the u-bend.
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The u-bend.
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What did you do here?
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Look.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Now it seems to be draining
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slightly...
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More quickly.
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[Groans]
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[Groans]
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This water can run much faster
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than this.
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Liz, go get my toolbox from the
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r.v.
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[Sighs]
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No, mom, mom, I got it.
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No, mom, mom, I got it.
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Enjoy your breakfast.
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Relax.
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Keenan, go get your granddad's
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toolbox from the r.V.
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Toolbox from the r.V.
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Come back quickly.
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Quickly.
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And pull up your pants.
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Man, this isn't fair.
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Why do we have to be stuck in
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this kitchen, wearing these
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this kitchen, wearing these
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t-shirts, cleaning up all this
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mess?
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This shirt is sucking the cool
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out of me.
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Keenan, stop being so
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Keenan, stop being so
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selfish.
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Okay, granddad Monroe was nice
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enough to cook us breakfast, and
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the least we can do is wash the
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the least we can do is wash the
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dirty dishes.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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Oops.
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Look what I did.
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Guess I can't wear this t-shirt
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guess I can't wear this t-shirt
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anymore.
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Come on.
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No.
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No, no.
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No, no.
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I couldn't.
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Mm-mmm.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, let me know how it goes
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when granddad wants you to wear
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that corny t-shirt to school on
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that corny t-shirt to school on
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Monday.
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And then the cow was
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returned to its rightful owner.
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Returned to its rightful owner.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, get over here.
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Come on.
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What happened?
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What happened?
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Um, we accidentally got food
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on our favorite t-shirts while
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we were cleaning up the kitchen.
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Yeah, so now we have to go
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Yeah, so now we have to go
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change.
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Do you want grandma to wash
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them and see if I can get the
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stains out?
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No, no, no, they're pretty
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No, no, no, they're pretty
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much ruined.
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Yup.
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Yeah, go.
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Go upstairs, change your--yeah,
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go upstairs, change your--yeah,
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whoa.
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Take those off.
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And pull up your pants.
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So hey, you guys, I was thinking
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so hey, you guys, I was thinking
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today we could go over to the
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promenade and do a little
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shopping.
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Oh, you know what your mother
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likes.
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I'm not going to have time,
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I'm not going to have time,
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son.
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I was going through the house,
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and your doors don't close all
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the way, so I'm going to re-hang
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the way, so I'm going to re-hang
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them and add some
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weather stripping.
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Dad, our doors are fine.
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Hey, I got to make myself
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useful, huh?
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Useful, huh?
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I'm trying to lower your
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electric bill,
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keep the heat from rushing out
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and the bugs from rushing in.
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Well, my electric bill is
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fine, all right?
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Fine, all right?
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You don't need to hang our
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doors, just like you didn't need
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to fix our sink.
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Why don't you just relax and
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enjoy your life, dad?
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Enjoy your life, dad?
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You're retired now.
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You think the bugs are
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retired?
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Look, water bugs are just
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waiting to get in here.
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But, Monroe, the promenade's
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But, Monroe, the promenade's
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going to be so much fun.
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I love walking.
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And I love hanging doors, so
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And I love hanging doors, so
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now we'll both be having fun.
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Alex?
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Alex?
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Alex, honey, you awake?
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[Snoring]
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[Snoring]
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[Sighs]
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[Continues snoring]
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[Continues snoring]
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[Continues snoring]
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[Snoring stops]
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[Snoring stops]
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Baby, you--you awake?
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Mm, not really.
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Mm, not really.
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Oh, since you are...
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Have you noticed anything weird
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going on with your parents?
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No.
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Why?
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I don't know.
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I was just checking.
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I was just checking.
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The reason I ask...
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The reason I ask...
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It just seems like there's,
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I don't know, more tension
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between them than usual.
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No, come on, babe, that's how
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No, come on, babe, that's how
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they communicate.
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You know that.
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We talk about it every single
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time they visit.
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I know, but...
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I know, but...
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I don't know, your mom just
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doesn't seem like she's having
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any fun.
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No, my mom's fine.
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No, my mom's fine.
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Look, I know my dad is
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a handful, all right?
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A handful, all right?
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But he just needs to feel needed
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right now.
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The man has been working as long
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as we can remember.
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As we can remember.
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And now he's stuck at home.
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Look, at least he's not sitting
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home watching TV judge shows all
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home watching TV judge shows all
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day.
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I'm just worried about your
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mom.
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She doesn't seem like the same
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old Liz.
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Then maybe you need to have
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Then maybe you need to have
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one of your two-chardonnay
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lunches at marylou's.
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You'll both be in a better mood
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you'll both be in a better mood
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after all that wine and some
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creme brulee.
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That's a good idea.
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We always have so much fun
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we always have so much fun
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together.
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Mm, yeah, sounds fantastic.
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Are you just saying that
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because you want to go to sleep?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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Go back to sleep.
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You sure?
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Mm.
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Mm.
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There's nothing else you want
355
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to talk about?
356
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No.
357
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I'm fine.
358
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Good night, babe.
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I love you.
360
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Good night.
361
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Good night.
362
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I love you too.
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Great.
364
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Now I'm awake.
365
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Now I'm awake.
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They changed the menu since
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the last time I was here.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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It was so good.
371
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Well, they made everything
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tastier and more fattening.
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God, I love it when they do
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that.
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That.
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I love that.
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I never get to go to nice
378
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restaurants like this anymore.
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Mm?
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Mm-mm.
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Mm-mm.
382
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Monroe usually picks places that
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call your name when your order
384
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is ready.
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Eww.
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Well, I'm glad you're enjoying
387
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well, I'm glad you're enjoying
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our day together.
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You know, I'm starting to think
390
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that you're not loving this idea
391
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of driving cross-country as much
392
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of driving cross-country as much
393
00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:02,380
as Monroe is.
394
00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,208
It wasn't even my idea.
395
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,042
What do you mean it wasn't
396
00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:04,496
your idea?
397
00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:05,125
I thought you guys have been
398
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planning this since you retired.
399
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Planning this since you retired.
400
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:07,666
Mm-mm, Monroe's been planning
401
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,165
this.
402
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,177
I wanted to take a trip to
403
00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:11,629
Florence, Italy.
404
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Florence.
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Florence.
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His solution was to go to
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south Carolina and visit his
408
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sister, Florence.
409
00:09:17,598 --> 00:09:17,998
Ugh.
410
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Ugh.
411
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Gosh.
412
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,056
Liz, what--i mean, have you been
413
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having any fun since he got
414
00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:22,978
home?
415
00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,002
Can I tell you the truth?
416
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Can I tell you the truth?
417
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When do you not tell me the
418
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:27,574
truth, Liz?
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It's been sheer misery.
420
00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:29,069
What?
421
00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,001
Now, Monroe has always been
422
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Now, Monroe has always been
423
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controlling, but since he
424
00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,659
retired, he's being controlling
425
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times ten.
426
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,030
Times ten.
427
00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:37,908
Oh.
428
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,544
Monroe times ten?
429
00:09:39,620 --> 00:09:41,120
Wow.
430
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:41,995
That's, like, 9 1/2 monroes too
431
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that's, like, 9 1/2 monroes too
432
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many.
433
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The problem with Monroe is,
434
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it's either his way or the
435
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it's either his way or the
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highway.
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He never asks my input for
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anything.
439
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He just does what he wants to
440
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he just does what he wants to
441
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do.
442
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,677
An r.V.?
443
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,393
Cross-country?
444
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:00,003
Give me a damn break.
445
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,600
Give me a damn break.
446
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,853
Oh, gosh.
447
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:04,765
Well, I mean, it didn't bother
448
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:05,654
you before?
449
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,000
Of course it did, but I could
450
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,400
Of course it did, but I could
451
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:09,401
take him in small doses when we
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00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:10,033
were both working.
453
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:10,609
Right.
454
00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:12,003
But now, these last six
455
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,320
But now, these last six
456
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,573
months, he's home every day, all
457
00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:17,525
day, all up under my feet,
458
00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:17,996
expecting me to kowtow to him
459
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,580
expecting me to kowtow to him
460
00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,910
like I am one of his workers.
461
00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:23,997
Oh, Liz.
462
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,960
Oh, Liz.
463
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,711
That sounds really rough.
464
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:30,002
I mean, you're his wife, right?
465
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,050
I mean, you're his wife, right?
466
00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,459
You're not a longshoreman.
467
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,797
Thank you.
468
00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,133
I don't know how much more I can
469
00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:35,997
take of this.
470
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,930
Take of this.
471
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:37,641
And I never thought that I would
472
00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,770
ever say this, but I've even
473
00:10:41,849 --> 00:10:41,999
been thinking about leaving him.
474
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,940
Been thinking about leaving him.
475
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,194
Wow.
476
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:53,997
Does Monroe know about this?
477
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,860
Does Monroe know about this?
478
00:10:55,946 --> 00:10:56,606
How am I supposed to tell
479
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:57,447
him?
480
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,331
I can't get a word in edgewise.
481
00:10:59,408 --> 00:10:59,998
But you--you--you got to tell
482
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,700
But you--you--you got to tell
483
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:01,655
him what's going on.
484
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,374
I mean, you got to tell him how
485
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,253
you feel.
486
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,659
He won't listen.
487
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,617
He just does what he wants to
488
00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:05,996
do.
489
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,790
Do.
490
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,205
I told him I wanted to see the
491
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:12,003
world; He brought me a globe.
492
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,300
World; He brought me a globe.
493
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,971
I--Liz, I know that Monroe is
494
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,000
difficult.
495
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,800
Difficult.
496
00:11:18,886 --> 00:11:21,136
But you can't throw 40 years
497
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,892
away without a conversation.
498
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:24,003
I--i just don't think that you
499
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,560
i--i just don't think that you
500
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,943
should assume to know how he's
501
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:28,730
going to respond to something
502
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,613
that you've never said before.
503
00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:29,998
Okay.
504
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,400
Okay.
505
00:11:30,481 --> 00:11:31,941
All right, all right.
506
00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:34,034
Before you start "theraperizing"
507
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,000
me, I will try and talk to him.
508
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,280
Me, I will try and talk to him.
509
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,905
"Theraperizing" isn't a word.
510
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:41,741
Just--i just wanted you to know
511
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:41,996
that it's not a word.
512
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,830
That it's not a word.
513
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,502
I don't know, dad.
514
00:11:46,580 --> 00:11:47,370
Are you sure you don't want to
515
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:47,996
put that on the stove, man?
516
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,170
Put that on the stove, man?
517
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,921
I'm finally showing you the
518
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,632
secret to my secret barbecue
519
00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:54,002
sauce, and you want to tell me
520
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,800
sauce, and you want to tell me
521
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,510
what to do.
522
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:57,130
All right, fair enough.
523
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:57,796
My bad.
524
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,003
All right, what's next?
525
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,090
All right, what's next?
526
00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:00,887
All right.
527
00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,600
The secret is...
528
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,980
All the ingredients go in cold.
529
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,598
Then you heat it up.
530
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,267
That's it?
531
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:11,995
Well, that, and three
532
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,650
Well, that, and three
533
00:12:12,731 --> 00:12:15,821
tablespoons of honey...
534
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:17,995
A little dash of pepper...
535
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,070
A little dash of pepper...
536
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,445
Right, little dash.
537
00:12:21,532 --> 00:12:22,622
And a little bit of salt.
538
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,120
Hmm.
539
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,000
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, go--go
540
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,120
whoa, whoa, hey, hey, go--go
541
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,161
easy on--on the salt.
542
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,164
You know mom has to watch her
543
00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:26,785
blood pressure.
544
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,711
Now, if you want, I got some sea
545
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,668
salt.
546
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:29,998
Well, that'd be good if I was
547
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,000
Well, that'd be good if I was
548
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:33,093
cooking dinner for some fish.
549
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,209
But don't worry.
550
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,625
The fire kills off
551
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,003
all the extra salt.
552
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,420
All the extra salt.
553
00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:38,086
What?
554
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,974
Where'd you get that from?
555
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,001
Hey, how was lunch?
556
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,090
Hey, how was lunch?
557
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:42,678
Oh, it was so nice.
558
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:44,681
And by the looks of things,
559
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:45,973
you had a good time.
560
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,676
[Clears throat]
561
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:47,996
Since the kids ruined their
562
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,190
since the kids ruined their
563
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,768
t-shirts, look what I got.
564
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,063
But, Monroe, the kids don't
565
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,306
like these t-shirts, do they,
566
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:53,897
Carla?
567
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:54,001
Huh?
568
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,190
Huh?
569
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:54,733
What--oh.
570
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,935
Oh, gosh, smells so good in
571
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:57,186
here.
572
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,276
What are you Reed men cooking?
573
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,001
Oh, just a little chicken,
574
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,820
Oh, just a little chicken,
575
00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,235
baby back ribs, hot links.
576
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,454
Monroe, you know I love
577
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,203
your barbecue, but I shouldn't
578
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,004
be eating that.
579
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:06,450
Be eating that.
580
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:06,985
Did you get any fish?
581
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:07,907
Barbecued fish?
582
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,035
You sound like sea salt over
583
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:10,792
here.
584
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,003
See, Alex, the doctor told me
585
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,370
See, Alex, the doctor told me
586
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,668
that I should be eating more
587
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,921
fruits and vegetables to get my
588
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:15,882
pressure down.
589
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,881
But does he listen?
590
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,002
No, not to me, not to the
591
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,170
no, not to me, not to the
592
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:19,876
doctors, not to anybody.
593
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:20,875
Hey, no worries, mom.
594
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,836
I am making you a good salad.
595
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:23,998
Thank you, darling.
596
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,720
Thank you, darling.
597
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,853
No, she doesn't need a salad.
598
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:26,680
She's fine.
599
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:27,264
Uh, see?
600
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:28,268
See, that's what I'm talkin'
601
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:28,889
about.
602
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:30,004
There you go, Monroe.
603
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,680
There you go, Monroe.
604
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,768
You're always pushing, always
605
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:34,102
doing exactly what you want to
606
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:34,358
do.
607
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:35,998
You just don't listen to me.
608
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,360
You just don't listen to me.
609
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:37,900
You don't listen to anybody.
610
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,193
That's why you have our poor
611
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:40,776
grandkids in there in those
612
00:13:40,861 --> 00:13:41,651
ugly t-shirts.
613
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:41,997
Hey.
614
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,240
Hey.
615
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,661
And that is exactly why you
616
00:13:44,740 --> 00:13:45,740
are going to finish this
617
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,004
cross-country trip by yourself.
618
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,330
Cross-country trip by yourself.
619
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,410
I'm out of here.
620
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,245
Vacation's over.
621
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,001
Elizabeth.
622
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,420
Elizabeth.
623
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:58,003
How many chardonnays did you
624
00:13:58,087 --> 00:13:59,997
guys have?
625
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,260
Guys have?
626
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:03,974
She won't talk to me.
627
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:04,971
She won't even open the door to
628
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,972
the r.V.
629
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,893
And you can't break into that
630
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:08,722
thing.
631
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,716
I got the good door, solid steel
632
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:11,998
reinforced with three dead bolt
633
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,890
reinforced with three dead bolt
634
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,767
locks.
635
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,732
I don't understand what
636
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,733
happened.
637
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:17,444
I've been nothing but good to
638
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,003
that woman for all these years.
639
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,900
That woman for all these years.
640
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,904
Dad, hey, you know I love
641
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,736
you, man.
642
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:24,001
I mean, you have been a great
643
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,910
I mean, you have been a great
644
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,869
father, but maybe you haven't
645
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,489
always been the best husband.
646
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:29,997
What are you talking about?
647
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,830
What are you talking about?
648
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:32,501
I always paid the bills.
649
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,000
I always came home.
650
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,170
I bought her flowers for
651
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:35,869
Valentine's day.
652
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:35,998
I even added to her tupperware
653
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
I even added to her tupperware
654
00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:40,254
collection every birthday.
655
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,707
Dad, all these years,
656
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:41,997
I thought my mother was okay
657
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,170
I thought my mother was okay
658
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:43,917
with the way you treated her.
659
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,138
But look, you're sitting here,
660
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:47,678
and she's out in the r.V. By
661
00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:48,001
herself.
662
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,390
Herself.
663
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,260
You make it sound like it's
664
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:49,596
my fault.
665
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,010
Well, it is.
666
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:50,967
You always have to control
667
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,556
everything.
668
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:53,431
No, I don't.
669
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:53,997
Dad, you rehung all the
670
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,940
Dad, you rehung all the
671
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:55,809
doors in my house.
672
00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:59,154
You painted kaci's closet.
673
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,001
You redid the plumbing in my
674
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,020
you redid the plumbing in my
675
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,977
kitchen before you ate
676
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:02,317
breakfast.
677
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:02,941
I just wanted you to have
678
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:03,937
faster running water.
679
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,948
Did you ask us if we wanted
680
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,030
faster running water?
681
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,284
Who doesn't want faster
682
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:08,985
running water?
683
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:11,544
That's not the point.
684
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:11,999
Look, I know you're trying to
685
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,490
look, I know you're trying to
686
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:13,618
help, but that doesn't mean
687
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:14,874
taking over.
688
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:15,495
Now, you may have been the
689
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,121
foreman when you were working on
690
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:17,997
the docks, but, dad, you cannot
691
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,790
the docks, but, dad, you cannot
692
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,666
be the foreman in your marriage.
693
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,883
I guess I stepped in it now.
694
00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:23,802
How am I going to get out of the
695
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,001
doghouse on this one?
696
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,380
Doghouse on this one?
697
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:26,086
Are you asking me for advice?
698
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,335
Well, you and Carla seem to
699
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,547
be pretty happy.
700
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:29,997
How do you get her to do what
701
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,800
how do you get her to do what
702
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:31,348
you want?
703
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,430
[Laughs]
704
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,846
Well, first of all, I don't try
705
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:36,004
to get her to do what I want.
706
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,810
To get her to do what I want.
707
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:38,435
All right?
708
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,360
I listen to her.
709
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,058
And even though I may not agree,
710
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,857
I respect her opinion.
711
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,000
All right, for example, let's
712
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,440
all right, for example, let's
713
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,316
say...
714
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,003
Let's say mom wanted to fly
715
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,950
let's say mom wanted to fly
716
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,371
cross-country instead of drive.
717
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,030
What would you say?
718
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:53,737
Well, we want to see the
719
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:53,997
countryside.
720
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,290
Countryside.
721
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,200
You can't see anything from the
722
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:55,447
sky.
723
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,617
We would drive.
724
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:57,205
See?
725
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:57,579
There you go.
726
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,375
You just made the decision
727
00:15:59,458 --> 00:15:59,998
without even taking into
728
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,380
without even taking into
729
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,879
consideration what she wants.
730
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,840
Now, if it were me, I would have
731
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,002
answered, "you know, flying's
732
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,090
answered, "you know, flying's
733
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,843
not a bad idea, but let's
734
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,216
compromise and take the train."
735
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,003
Well, that doesn't make any
736
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,050
Well, that doesn't make any
737
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:12,847
sense.
738
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:13,930
If she wanted to take the train,
739
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:15,354
why didn't she say so?
740
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:15,972
And if she did, would you
741
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:17,478
have listened?
742
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:17,999
No, because I just bought the
743
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:18,690
No, because I just bought the
744
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,439
r.v.
745
00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:24,002
Wrong answer?
746
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,320
Wrong answer?
747
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,900
[Sighs]
748
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,864
All right, let's try another
749
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:28,395
one.
750
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,487
I want to fix this.
751
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,001
Okay.
752
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,070
Okay.
753
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:30,485
All right, good.
754
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,242
All right, here we go.
755
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:32,914
Okay...
756
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,741
Do you think this is going to
757
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,327
work?
758
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,001
I have been coaching him all
759
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,450
I have been coaching him all
760
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,077
afternoon.
761
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,292
I hope something sticks.
762
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,752
[Sighs]
763
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,002
Well, here goes nothing.
764
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,130
Well, here goes nothing.
765
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:42,789
Hey, come on, are you going
766
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:43,456
to wear that to your romantic
767
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:44,004
dinner with your wife?
768
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:44,916
We're having dinner in the
769
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,513
kitchen.
770
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:47,999
Put this on.
771
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,430
Put this on.
772
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:51,139
If you think it'll help.
773
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:51,928
Oh, that's a good idea.
774
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,000
That's good.
775
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,430
That's good.
776
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,433
Okay, hold on.
777
00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:57,265
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang
778
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,139
on, hang on, there's got to be
779
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:58,805
some--okay, here, here, here,
780
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,182
here, here.
781
00:16:59,268 --> 00:16:59,998
Good idea.
782
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,600
Good idea.
783
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,686
Rub this on your neck.
784
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:02,730
Just put it on your neck.
785
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:03,563
Come on.
786
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:04,357
That's perfect.
787
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,900
You smell all right.
788
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:06,003
All right, dad, drive her
789
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,650
All right, dad, drive her
790
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,025
crazy.
791
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,110
Come on.
792
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,004
You look really handsome.
793
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,110
You look really handsome.
794
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,947
Good evening, sir.
795
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,032
Your table is ready.
796
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:17,197
Thank you.
797
00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:23,997
You look absolutely beautiful.
798
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,710
You look absolutely beautiful.
799
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,915
Thanks for coming to dinner.
800
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:29,466
You're welcome.
801
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:29,998
And you look quite handsome
802
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,300
and you look quite handsome
803
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,263
yourself.
804
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:34,093
And is that Cologne?
805
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,678
Brand-new.
806
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:36,003
Got it out of a magazine.
807
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,140
Got it out of a magazine.
808
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:41,853
Welcome to chez Reed.
809
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:41,995
Oh, don't you two look cute?
810
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,020
Oh, don't you two look cute?
811
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,193
I know.
812
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:48,003
Here we have a lovely bottle of
813
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,860
here we have a lovely bottle of
814
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:49,442
wine.
815
00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,686
Feel free to help yourselves
816
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,318
as I am underage and cannot
817
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,613
legally pour it for you.
818
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:53,997
Thank you.
819
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,240
Thank you.
820
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,953
Don't mind if I do.
821
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,703
Your entrees are ready.
822
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,535
Grilled salmon, roasted
823
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,000
fingerling potatoes, and sauteed
824
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,120
fingerling potatoes, and sauteed
825
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,035
green beans.
826
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,543
Oh, my favorite.
827
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:05,996
See?
828
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,790
See?
829
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,047
I listen.
830
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,000
Monroe, this is incredibly
831
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,590
Monroe, this is incredibly
832
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,844
sweet of you, but it's going to
833
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,967
take more than a salmon dinner
834
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,004
to work out our problems.
835
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,640
To work out our problems.
836
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:22,062
Romance is not our problem.
837
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:24,002
I know I can be hard to take.
838
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,230
I know I can be hard to take.
839
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,811
And I know I haven't always been
840
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,147
the best listener.
841
00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,822
I know that.
842
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,000
But if you give me another
843
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,400
but if you give me another
844
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:34,404
chance, I promise you I can
845
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,998
change.
846
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,570
Change.
847
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,794
This is the first time you've
848
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,000
ever said anything like that
849
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,120
ever said anything like that
850
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,915
to me.
851
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,998
It's because I mean it.
852
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,004
And I am willing to work on all
853
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,170
and I am willing to work on all
854
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:51,463
of our issues if you are willing
855
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,997
to work on them with me.
856
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,130
To work on them with me.
857
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:59,997
I'm certainly willing to try,
858
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,010
I'm certainly willing to try,
859
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,307
especially since you smell so
860
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:02,140
nice tonight, Monroe.
861
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:05,314
Mm...
862
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,065
Travel safely.
863
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:11,608
I'm so glad you guys came.
864
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,002
Uh, we better hit the road
865
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,480
Uh, we better hit the road
866
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,108
before it gets too late.
867
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,613
All I want is some open road
868
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:16,986
ahead of me and my chick at my
869
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:17,952
side.
870
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:18,411
I mean, my lady.
871
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,240
Oh, no.
872
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,445
I like "chick."
873
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:23,997
Hey, kids, come say good-bye
874
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,960
Hey, kids, come say good-bye
875
00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,248
to your grandparents.
876
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,121
So it looks like you guys are
877
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,877
going to be all right.
878
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:29,879
Oh, yeah, we're going to be
879
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,000
just fine.
880
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,460
Just fine.
881
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,844
Oh, yeah, we decided to
882
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,210
compromise on the trip, sell the
883
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,127
r.v., go to Italy like your
884
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:35,134
mother always wanted to do.
885
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:35,995
Oh, my goodness, that sounds
886
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,090
Oh, my goodness, that sounds
887
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:38,144
like so much fun.
888
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,468
You guys have to take pictures.
889
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,223
But please, please don't put
890
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:41,995
them on any t-shirts.
891
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,930
Them on any t-shirts.
892
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,096
We're going to miss you guys.
893
00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:45,813
Oh, we're going to miss you
894
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:46,813
too.
895
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,004
But, before we go, we decided to
896
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,270
but, before we go, we decided to
897
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,363
get you some going-away
898
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:51,109
presents.
899
00:19:51,189 --> 00:19:51,939
Awesome.
900
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:52,614
We picked up some books for
901
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,001
you.
902
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,280
You.
903
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:55,739
Wait, what, no t-shirts?
904
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,239
No, let me guess.
905
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,410
Books on t-shirts?
906
00:19:58,488 --> 00:19:59,998
No, just books we thought
907
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,030
No, just books we thought
908
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:01,906
you'd like.
909
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,662
This is for you.
910
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,454
Mm, five easy steps to
911
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:05,997
building monster muscle mass.
912
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,120
Building monster muscle mass.
913
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:08,044
'Cause we know you've been
914
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:08,543
working out.
915
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,634
Ah, well, thank you.
916
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,578
I'm going to go get buffer now.
917
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,167
You'll get...
918
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,001
[Growls]
919
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,630
[Growls]
920
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,751
And for you.
921
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:15,047
Oh, okay.
922
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,210
Environmental activism
923
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,548
from "a" to "z."
924
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:18,003
Thank you, granddad.
925
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,470
Thank you, granddad.
926
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,470
Thank you, grandma.
927
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,181
And for you.
928
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,721
A kitty calendar!
929
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,724
Your daddy told me you wanted
930
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:23,995
a cat.
931
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,310
A cat.
932
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:25,929
Oh, this way, sweetie, you
933
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,596
get to get a different cat every
934
00:20:27,684 --> 00:20:28,814
month.
935
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,004
Thank you.
936
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,940
Thank you.
937
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:35,112
This'll have to do for now.
938
00:20:35,162 --> 00:20:39,712
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