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Ah, very nice on the picture
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frame, Lexi.
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Frame, Lexi.
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Looks very pretty.
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I am going to put
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my report card in it
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and give it to you
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so you can put it
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so you can put it
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on your desk.
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Oh, so that means you are
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expecting a good report card.
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Yes, and I'm going to let
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you keep it.
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You keep it.
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Ha-ha, well, thank you.
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You know, your first school
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report card is a pretty big
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deal.
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Really?
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Really?
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If I do well,
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can we celebrate with a cat?
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[Chuckles]
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You already have a gerbil.
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I know, but gerbil's can't
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have kittens.
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Uh, sorry.
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No cat for you, sweet stuff.
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Okay, we'll talk about it
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Okay, we'll talk about it
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later.
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So do adults get report cards?
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Uh, not exactly.
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Uh, not exactly.
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I mean, sometimes you get
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evaluations on your job,
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and you can always ask a boss
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or a coworker for feedback.
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Or a coworker for feedback.
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But nothing you can put
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in a frame?
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Not really.
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Ah, but you know, I do get
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ratings from my students online,
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ratings from my students online,
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and I'll have you know that
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I've been ranked as a top
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professor in my department
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for the last five years.
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For the last five years.
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When you were my teacher,
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I gave you all a-plus-pluses.
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Oh, and that's exactly
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Oh, and that's exactly
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what my college students
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give me too.
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Check that out.
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"Dr. Reed is awesome.
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"Dr. Reed is awesome.
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His podcasts are always
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informative and interactive."
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Hmm.
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"I love Dr. Reed's teaching
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style."
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Ooh, look at that one.
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"He has a gorgeous smile."
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Well, you know, it's supposed
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to just be about my teaching,
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to just be about my teaching,
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but what can you do?
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Ah.
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"Dr. Reed takes himself
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and his material way too
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and his material way too
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seriously."
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"He is a pompous..."
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Daddy, I can't say that word.
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[Funky music]
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So last week we talked
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So last week we talked
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about your opinion of yourself.
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You mean my low self-esteem.
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Okay.
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And so how did our talk
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and so how did our talk
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affect your week?
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I think I'm making progress.
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Really?
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I heard channel 35
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is looking for a weather girl,
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so I got up the courage
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and I submitted a tape.
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Wow.
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You know, I remember you telling
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you know, I remember you telling
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me about how you used to love
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to do the weathercast
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on your way to school
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when you were a kid.
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That's right.
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I wanted to be the female
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I wanted to be the female
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al roker,
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after the lap band, though.
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Of course.
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Of course.
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So it sounds like you're
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starting to take some chances
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starting to take some chances
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maybe that you wouldn't have
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taken in the past.
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Yeah.
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Problem is,
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problem is,
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I got the job.
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Why is that a problem?
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Because I'm terrified.
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What if I screw up?
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What if I screw up?
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Well, why do you think
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you're gonna screw up, jentry?
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I don't know.
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I guess my mom's voice
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is stuck in my head.
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You know, she never expects me
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you know, she never expects me
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to do anything right.
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We've had this conversation.
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We've been down this road,
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haven't we?
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Just because your mom
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Just because your mom
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installed the buttons does not
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mean you have to push them.
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I know, I know.
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But I can't help it.
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But I can't help it.
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Maybe I'm just a little nervous.
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That makes sense.
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I mean, you're taking a big
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leap here.
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Leap here.
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So let's talk this through.
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One of the ways that you can
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calm yourself down is to focus
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your attention on something
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your attention on something
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other than what is making you
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scared.
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So you could sing to yourself.
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You could do some deep breathing
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you could do some deep breathing
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exercises.
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You could even do a little
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dance.
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I love dancing.
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I dance all the time.
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I dance all the time.
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Well, that's perfect.
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So if you get a little nervous
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before you go on the air,
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do a little dance.
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Do a little dance.
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Will that work in any
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situation?
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Because when I leave here,
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I have to go see my mom.
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Ooh, gosh, that's a tough
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one.
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One.
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But you know what the good news
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is?
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We have 20 more minutes
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that we can talk about that.
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Settle in.
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[Laughs]
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[Laughs]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Uh, professor?
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Uh, professor?
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Wife here.
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Waiting for a kiss.
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Waiting for a kiss.
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[Makes smacking sounds]
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Hi.
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Oh, sorry, baby.
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Hey.
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What's wrong?
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What's wrong?
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One of my students going
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by the screen name
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"verbo scribe 248"
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gave me a bad review.
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Gave me a bad review.
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Really?
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Yeah, look at that.
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Huh.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Oh, well.
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What's for dinner?
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Despair.
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Despair.
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Alex, what are you talking
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about?
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It's one review.
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Yeah, but what if the things
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on this website are true?
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On this website are true?
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What if I am pompous?
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What if these vituperative
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statements have basis in fact?
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Okay, I don't even know
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Okay, I don't even know
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what that means, but, Alex,
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that comment was written
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by a sleep-deprived
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by a sleep-deprived
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overstimulated undergrad.
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So, I mean, don't let one bad
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comment spin you out.
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Comment spin you out.
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Well...
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Oh, look.
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Look at this.
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What?
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Come on, look.
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Come on, look.
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Alex, the very next comment
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says, "Dr. Reed is fair
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and impartial.
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His command of early 20th
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century authors is astounding."
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Century authors is astounding."
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And that was written today.
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Babe, come on.
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You are making way too big a
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deal of this.
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No, Carla, you don't
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understand.
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People don't always remember
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the positive.
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But they will always remember
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the negative.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Look.
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Look right there.
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What?
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Michelle sink just gave
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a thumbs up to the original
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comment.
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You know what that means?
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You know what that means?
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What?
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That means she agreed with
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it.
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Pretty soon other people
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are gonna agree with it.
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Then other people are gonna
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agree with the people who agree.
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Agree with the people who agree.
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This is spreading like wildfire.
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Wildfire, Alex?
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Really?
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Okay, come on.
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Okay, come on.
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What?
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Alex, you are a great
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teacher, and you have gotten
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years, years of great reviews.
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Years, years of great reviews.
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Yeah, until now.
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Dad, I'm playing surgeon,
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but I need somebody to operate
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but I need somebody to operate
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on.
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[Chuckles]
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[Sighs] All right, babe.
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I'll play surgeon with you
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in a little while.
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In a little while.
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You okay, daddy?
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Are you still upset about
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what that mean person said
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about you?
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Just a little bit, honey.
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Just a little bit, honey.
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But you know what?
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I will get over it,
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and then I will come
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and play surgeon in a little
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bit.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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I'm going to go scrub in.
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[Laughs]
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Hey, honey.
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Hey, honey.
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Hey.
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I made my love a treat,
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feel better brownies.
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Fresh out of the oven.
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Fresh out of the oven.
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Are you serious?
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You really bake?
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Yeah.
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I mean, I know I'm no chef,
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I mean, I know I'm no chef,
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but even I can stir eggs
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and water into powder for you.
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Oh, you know what?
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These even look good, babe.
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These even look good, babe.
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Aw.
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[Gags]
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god, are they too hot?
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I left them in the microwave
326
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too long.
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Too long.
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I mean, the oven.
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I'm so sorry.
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I'm sorry, honey.
331
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I just wanted to give you
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a special surprise.
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Ooh, and thank-ooh.
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Ooh, and thank-ooh.
335
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Oh, 'cause I think you're
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the best husband in the world.
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Mmm, t-tank-ooh.
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Mmm, t-tank-ooh.
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[Chuckles]
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'm gonna go put these
342
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in the refrigerator.
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Mmm, the freezer.
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Mmm, the freezer.
345
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Hi, dad.
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Hey, kaci.
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Um, hey.
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Do you have any jazz
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do you have any jazz
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I can listen to?
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When did you start
352
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liking jazz?
353
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Liking jazz?
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You said jazz sounded like
355
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two cats fighting
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in a garbage truck.
357
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That was when I was young
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That was when I was young
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and immature.
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That was last week.
361
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Okay, well, i--
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I think it's time that
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I think it's time that
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I replace my hip-hop
365
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and pop music
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for something that's more
367
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meaningful.
368
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You know, before it starts
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to negatively influence me.
370
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To negatively influence me.
371
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Besides,
372
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I love what you love.
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Okay.
374
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My iPod is upstairs
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on my dresser.
376
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Thank you, dad.
377
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I love you.
378
00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:35,995
I--i love you, too, kaci.
379
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I--i love you, too, kaci.
380
00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:41,710
Hey.
381
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[Clears throat]
382
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[Clears throat]
383
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Oh, Keenan.
384
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Listen, man.
385
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I know you're disappointed
386
00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:47,625
you're not bulking up as fast
387
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as you like, but I am not
388
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as you like, but I am not
389
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buying you steroids.
390
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No.
391
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No, dad.
392
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See, I've been thinking about
393
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following in your footsteps
394
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following in your footsteps
395
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and joining the wrestling team.
396
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What was your wrestling name
397
00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,557
back in college?
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Alex.
399
00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,940
Alex.
400
00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,944
Well, then I'd be Alex ii.
401
00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:05,566
Think you could show me
402
00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:06,001
some of your old moves?
403
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,150
Some of your old moves?
404
00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,106
What are you talking about?
405
00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,736
You hate wrestling.
406
00:08:09,822 --> 00:08:11,452
What's going on here?
407
00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:12,002
No, no, no, no.
408
00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:12,490
No, no, no, no.
409
00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,195
No, you're wrong, father.
410
00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:15,785
I love wrestling
411
00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:17,410
and English literature
412
00:08:17,496 --> 00:08:17,996
and the Harlem renaissance.
413
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And the Harlem renaissance.
414
00:08:19,665 --> 00:08:20,825
Yeah, and all that other stuff
415
00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,917
you love.
416
00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,002
I just want you to know
417
00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,050
I just want you to know
418
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that you have a friend in me.
419
00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,258
Okay, buddy?
420
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:28,841
Okay?
421
00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:29,505
Okay.
422
00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:30,002
Okay.
423
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,300
Okay.
424
00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:33,006
Hi, daddy.
425
00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:33,595
How are you feeling?
426
00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,999
I'm not quite sure.
427
00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,520
I'm not quite sure.
428
00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:37,769
Well, just remember,
429
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,140
when you have bad feelings,
430
00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,997
it's okay to cry.
431
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:42,770
It's okay to cry.
432
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:46,105
Even for a daddy.
433
00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,572
Ah, okay.
434
00:08:47,652 --> 00:08:48,002
I see what's going on here.
435
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,110
I see what's going on here.
436
00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,566
Carla, kaci, Keenan,
437
00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:53,996
come here, please.
438
00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:54,620
Come here, please.
439
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,240
All right, so I got
440
00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:56,617
Betty Crocker,
441
00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,452
Ella Fitzgerald,
442
00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,998
a wannabe wrestler,
443
00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,040
a wannabe wrestler,
444
00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:01,462
and baby Oprah telling me
445
00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:03,460
it's okay to cry.
446
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,463
Look, I know what's going on
447
00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:05,463
here, guys.
448
00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:06,004
Alexis told us that you were
449
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,460
Alexis told us that you were
450
00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,166
feeling kind of down,
451
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,297
so we wanted to cheer you up.
452
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,004
But we meant every word we said.
453
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:12,890
But we meant every word we said.
454
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,219
Um.
455
00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:15,513
No, dad, I'm not gonna listen
456
00:09:15,596 --> 00:09:16,806
to your jazz.
457
00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:17,999
I still hate it.
458
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,220
I still hate it.
459
00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:19,597
But I do love you.
460
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,064
We all love you, sweetie.
461
00:09:22,144 --> 00:09:24,004
And we just wanted to help.
462
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,020
And we just wanted to help.
463
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,185
I got it.
464
00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,653
All right, and thank you.
465
00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:27,192
I want you to know that
466
00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,485
I appreciate having a family
467
00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:29,998
that would rally together
468
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,820
that would rally together
469
00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,953
to support me when I am having
470
00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:34,700
a pity party.
471
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:35,622
But you need to know that daddy
472
00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:36,000
is okay.
473
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,080
Is okay.
474
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,411
Are you sure?
475
00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:41,996
I think I make a good wrestler.
476
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,210
I think I make a good wrestler.
477
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,041
Well, you know, I saw your
478
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,495
last civics exam.
479
00:09:45,584 --> 00:09:46,464
You need to go wrestle
480
00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:47,504
a textbook.
481
00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:47,996
[Laughs]
482
00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,760
[Laughs]
483
00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:53,178
And that's what's happening
484
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:53,999
in Hollywood.
485
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,140
In Hollywood.
486
00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,008
Now with the weather,
487
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:56,014
here's the newest member
488
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,595
of our news team, jentry Davies.
489
00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,721
Um, Texas is still suffering
490
00:09:59,807 --> 00:09:59,997
from its latest heat wave.
491
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:05,150
From its latest heat wave.
492
00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:07,609
Expect showers in upstate
493
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:10,070
New York.
494
00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,611
Oh.
495
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,448
New York is...
496
00:10:16,532 --> 00:10:18,002
New York is...
497
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,830
New York is...
498
00:10:27,209 --> 00:10:28,209
No, no, no, no.
499
00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:29,504
No, no, no, no.
500
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:29,997
I said to dance before
501
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,500
I said to dance before
502
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,668
you went on camera.
503
00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:37,757
Both: Hey.
504
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:38,545
Mwah.
505
00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:40,347
See you later, baby.
506
00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:40,931
Okay.
507
00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:41,555
[Chuckles]
508
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,000
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
509
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,100
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
510
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,433
You have a good one.
511
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:44,347
No, you have a good one.
512
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:44,845
You're so silly.
513
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,895
[Giggles]
514
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:47,729
Oh, where are my keys?
515
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:48,003
Where are my keys?
516
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,110
Where are my keys?
517
00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,190
Can't get anywhere without
518
00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:50,784
my keys.
519
00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,068
Oh, what the hell?
520
00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,002
What's wrong, babe?
521
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,700
What's wrong, babe?
522
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,279
Virgo scribe 248
523
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,704
posted another comment.
524
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,702
Let's see.
525
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:00,004
"Did you see Dr. Reed's
526
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,160
"Did you see Dr. Reed's
527
00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,503
last lecture?
528
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,578
I think he's the first man
529
00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,412
to wear a skinny shirt."
530
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:05,998
[Laughs]
531
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,580
[Laughs]
532
00:11:06,665 --> 00:11:07,075
That's awesome.
533
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:07,706
No, that's not funny.
534
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,342
It's not?
535
00:11:09,418 --> 00:11:10,208
No, this thing is escalating,
536
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:10,964
Carla.
537
00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:11,585
Look at all the people
538
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:12,000
who agree with that.
539
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,300
Who agree with that.
540
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,511
Okay.
541
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,300
Oh.
542
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,433
Oh, look at Virgo scribe
543
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,679
248's last post.
544
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,000
"I hate his pretentious beard.
545
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,680
"I hate his pretentious beard.
546
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:23,972
I bet he thinks he's socrates."
547
00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:24,848
Well, baby, at least they
548
00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:27,734
know who socrates is.
549
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,602
I got to find out who this
550
00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:29,997
Virgo scribe 248 is
551
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,190
Virgo scribe 248 is
552
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:33,483
and figure out why he or she
553
00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:34,437
is leaving these comments
554
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,607
about me.
555
00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:36,004
Yeah, but what are you gonna
556
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,280
Yeah, but what are you gonna
557
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,282
do?
558
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:37,863
I mean, all you have
559
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:38,317
is a screen name.
560
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:39,406
I don't know.
561
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:40,240
I even responded
562
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:40,914
to the original post
563
00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,001
trying to open up a dialogue.
564
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,080
Trying to open up a dialogue.
565
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:43,740
What happened?
566
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,618
[Chortles]
567
00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,003
Comment number five
568
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:46,910
suggests how I should spend
569
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:47,997
my weekend.
570
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,040
My weekend.
571
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,754
Oh, please.
572
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,294
Nobody's that flexible.
573
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:55,380
Expect showers in upstate
574
00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:56,014
New York.
575
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,050
[Laughing]
576
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,304
[Coughing]
577
00:11:59,385 --> 00:11:59,995
Good morning,
578
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,600
Good morning,
579
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,599
Ms. Davies.
580
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,391
I will tell Dr. Reed
581
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,004
you are here.
582
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,730
You are here.
583
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,019
Ooh.
584
00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:08,852
I--i, um...
585
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:09,686
[Coughs]
586
00:12:09,770 --> 00:12:10,900
I got something caught in my--
587
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,000
I'm coughing and, um...
588
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,610
I'm coughing and, um...
589
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:14,070
Ay, lord, I'm lying.
590
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:14,650
I'm sorry.
591
00:12:14,733 --> 00:12:15,653
I'm just gonna go cleanse.
592
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,004
[Breathes deeply]
593
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,150
[Breathes deeply]
594
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:20,778
Did you see me do the weather
595
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,365
the other night?
596
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:24,001
Yes.
597
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,080
Yes.
598
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:25,741
And my kids showed it
599
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,618
to me on their phone
600
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:28,655
the next morning.
601
00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:29,747
Oh, great.
602
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,002
So they're a part of the
603
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,370
so they're a part of the
604
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,628
30,000 hits the TV station's
605
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,460
website got.
606
00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:35,705
It was scary, huh?
607
00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:35,996
How are you feeling now?
608
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,630
How are you feeling now?
609
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:39,336
Well, I tried one of the
610
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,255
techniques that we talked about.
611
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,003
It didn't go exactly as I
612
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,640
it didn't go exactly as I
613
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,550
planned.
614
00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:44,597
I got a little upset,
615
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,430
but I'm okay now.
616
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:47,175
Yeah, that's right.
617
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:47,996
It's a little bump in the road.
618
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,060
It's a little bump in the road.
619
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:48,682
You can get past it.
620
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:50,597
Oh, no.
621
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,096
It was a big bump.
622
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,558
And I'm quitting.
623
00:12:53,647 --> 00:12:53,997
Why?
624
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,610
Why?
625
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,650
I thought this was your big
626
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:55,903
break.
627
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,863
And I broke it.
628
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,003
I made a fool out of myself
629
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,320
I made a fool out of myself
630
00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,454
in front of all of those people.
631
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,821
There's no way I can go back
632
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:04,908
on TV after that.
633
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:05,532
Well, it seems like your
634
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:05,998
worst fear came true,
635
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,660
worst fear came true,
636
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:08,445
and I can understand
637
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:09,787
why you're embarrassed, jentry.
638
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,502
But that doesn't mean that
639
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,001
shouldn't try again.
640
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,670
Shouldn't try again.
641
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:13,670
But what if it's even worse
642
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,131
next time.
643
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,341
Look, if you're afraid
644
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,840
to pursue what makes you happy
645
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,002
just because you might be
646
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,340
just because you might be
647
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:20,933
embarrassed, then maybe you
648
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:21,508
should just stay in your
649
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,432
apartment and never leave.
650
00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,001
Sounds like a plan.
651
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,390
Sounds like a plan.
652
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,140
No, no, no, no.
653
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,392
No, jentry, it's not a plan.
654
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,184
If you don't resolve them,
655
00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:29,996
your feelings are gonna follow
656
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,270
your feelings are gonna follow
657
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:30,891
you wherever you go.
658
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,806
Well, that's why I'm here.
659
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,395
Yeah, and therapy
660
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,000
is about progress,
661
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:36,020
is about progress,
662
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:36,816
not perfection.
663
00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,689
I know.
664
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:40,437
Look, since we've been
665
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,608
seeing each other,
666
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:41,995
we have discovered that the core
667
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,320
we have discovered that the core
668
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,244
of your problems comes from
669
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:45,163
your mother's influence
670
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:45,781
on your self-esteem.
671
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,996
But your mom's in rehab,
672
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,120
but your mom's in rehab,
673
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,452
and you have your own apartment
674
00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,117
now.
675
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:54,004
So it's about you, not her.
676
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,920
So it's about you, not her.
677
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,420
I guess you're right.
678
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:58,173
Really?
679
00:13:58,254 --> 00:13:59,134
That's the motivational voice
680
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:00,003
you're gonna use?
681
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,630
You're gonna use?
682
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,724
I don't know.
683
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,049
[Chuckles]
684
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,593
Has there ever been anyone
685
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:05,087
positive in your life,
686
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:05,837
someone that's made you feel
687
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:05,998
good about yourself?
688
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,010
Good about yourself?
689
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:09,427
Yeah, my granny.
690
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,425
Perfect, your granny.
691
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,726
So I'm gonna try this.
692
00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:11,999
[Clears throat]
693
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,890
[Clears throat]
694
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:14,808
"Jentry.
695
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,565
Jentry, you're beautiful.
696
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:17,998
You're--you're strong,
697
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,440
you're--you're strong,
698
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,565
you're an intelligent
699
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,281
young woman,
700
00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,740
and you can do anything
701
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,000
that you put your mind to."
702
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,780
That you put your mind to."
703
00:14:24,863 --> 00:14:25,163
[Laughing]
704
00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:25,949
You're crazy.
705
00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,581
"No, I'm not crazy, bubbela.
706
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:29,999
All right, I'm telling you,
707
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,040
all right, I'm telling you,
708
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,829
you can do it.
709
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:36,002
You can do the weather."
710
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:36,833
My granny doesn't sound
711
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,417
like that.
712
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:39,252
"Yeah, but you get the point,
713
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,456
don't you?"
714
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,166
Yeah.
715
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:41,795
"Yeah?
716
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,000
So stop your kvetching, honey,
717
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,920
so stop your kvetching, honey,
718
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:43,257
all right?
719
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:43,920
You know why?"
720
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,758
Because you can do this,
721
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:46,053
jentry.
722
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:47,995
You're fine.
723
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,390
You're fine.
724
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:48,970
You're right.
725
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:49,474
That's right.
726
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,015
Thank you, granny.
727
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,388
"You're welcome, honey."
728
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,004
[Laughs]
729
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,810
[Laughs]
730
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,853
Hey, guys.
731
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:57,687
Hey, babe.
732
00:14:57,771 --> 00:14:58,441
Hey.
733
00:14:58,522 --> 00:14:59,232
Hey.
734
00:14:59,315 --> 00:14:59,995
Did you figure out who's posting
735
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,150
did you figure out who's posting
736
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,282
all those negative comments?
737
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:02,478
No, not yet.
738
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:03,398
You know, I started out trying
739
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:04,445
to match the linguistical
740
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:05,778
patterns of my students' papers
741
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,003
with the comments,
742
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,660
with the comments,
743
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,319
but I have over 100 students.
744
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:09,867
Would have taken me a year.
745
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,490
Yeah, that's insane.
746
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:11,997
Then he told me what he was
747
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,240
Then he told me what he was
748
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,288
trying to do, so I told him
749
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,870
I'd help him out with this hsi.
750
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,865
Hsi?
751
00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:17,997
Hater scene investigation.
752
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,380
Hater scene investigation.
753
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:19,079
Oh.
754
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:19,878
First step is finding out
755
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:24,000
who Virgo scribe 248 is.
756
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,800
Who Virgo scribe 248 is.
757
00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:26,433
Her first comment was posted
758
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,338
on the 15th.
759
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,507
Her?
760
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:29,995
I'm guessing it's a girl
761
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,260
I'm guessing it's a girl
762
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,056
because only girls put
763
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:31,968
their zodiac sign
764
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,306
as their screen names.
765
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,101
Really?
766
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,004
It's a fact.
767
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,230
It's a fact.
768
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,140
Oh.
769
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:38,397
You know, my literary
770
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:38,899
interpretation class
771
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,689
got their grade
772
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,443
on their first paper
773
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,003
on the 15th.
774
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,940
On the 15th.
775
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,607
Wait.
776
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:47,195
Her screen profile has no
777
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:47,999
contact information,
778
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,530
contact information,
779
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:50,195
so I can't find out
780
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,952
her real name.
781
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:52,374
Wait, unless--
782
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,001
unless, unless...
783
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,750
Unless, unless...
784
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,118
What are you doing?
785
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:56,955
Cross-referencing
786
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,079
her email address
787
00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:58,995
to all the social network sites.
788
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,003
Oh.
789
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,790
Oh.
790
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,166
Then I copy.
791
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,633
Select.
792
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:05,013
Open.
793
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:05,999
Scroll down.
794
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,930
Scroll down.
795
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,548
Paste.
796
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,635
Bam.
797
00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,389
Wow.
798
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:12,000
Virgo scribe's full profile
799
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,680
Virgo scribe's full profile
800
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:13,393
information.
801
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,852
Everything's open to the public
802
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:15,432
if you know where to look.
803
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,516
Wow.
804
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600
Oh, my god.
805
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:17,995
Ariel Rogers.
806
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,350
Ariel Rogers.
807
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:20,186
Wait.
808
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,860
She's such a good student.
809
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,999
And she's your hater.
810
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:24,070
And she's your hater.
811
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,109
Want me to sabotage her
812
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:25,982
credit rating while I'm here?
813
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,998
No, that won't be necessary.
814
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,240
No, that won't be necessary.
815
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:31,032
Want me to improve yours?
816
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,615
No.
817
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:34,912
Well...
818
00:16:34,993 --> 00:16:36,003
No.
819
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,250
No.
820
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:40,367
Hey, Keenan, man,
821
00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:41,077
thank you, man.
822
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:41,996
No problem.
823
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,040
No problem.
824
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,836
[Clears throat]
825
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:44,799
How did you learn how to do
826
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:45,998
this?
827
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,918
My boy Vaughn.
828
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:48,796
Vaughn?
829
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:49,592
Okay, he's not coming back
830
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,125
in this house.
831
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:53,217
Ever.
832
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:54,003
Wow.
833
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:54,850
Wow.
834
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:55,810
That's crazy.
835
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:56,969
Wow.
836
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,097
So, babe, now that you've
837
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:58,983
tracked down that this is
838
00:16:59,059 --> 00:16:59,999
Ariel, what are you gonna do?
839
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,100
Ariel, what are you gonna do?
840
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,897
Well, I'm gonna sit down
841
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:04,901
with her, have a conversation
842
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:05,482
so I can understand
843
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:05,996
what her problem is.
844
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,610
What her problem is.
845
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,192
Really?
846
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:07,476
Yeah.
847
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:08,898
Don't you think that's
848
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:09,486
a bit much?
849
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,110
What?
850
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:10,695
I mean, not everybody
851
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:11,999
has to like you, honey.
852
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,320
Has to like you, honey.
853
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:13,026
And why not?
854
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,235
No, no, I'm saying,
855
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:17,485
look, if I do a good job
856
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:17,998
professionally,
857
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,580
professionally,
858
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,252
plus I'm a cool dude personally,
859
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,420
what is there not to like?
860
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,418
Wow.
861
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:23,579
Wow, what?
862
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:23,997
Wow.
863
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,130
Wow.
864
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,920
That's a lot of ego talk, baby.
865
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:27,964
No, Carla, it has nothing
866
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,467
to do with ego, all right?
867
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:29,998
The point is, I want to get down
868
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,130
the point is, I want to get down
869
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,005
to the bottom of this,
870
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,051
and I am willing to bet
871
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:34,925
that this is just a huge
872
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:35,392
misunderstanding.
873
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,001
Mm-hmm.
874
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,930
Mm-hmm.
875
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,394
Okay.
876
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,314
Well, if it isn't,
877
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:42,003
I am not making anymore
878
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,150
I am not making anymore
879
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:43,978
brownies.
880
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:44,652
Oh, well, that's okay,
881
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,110
because my tongue hasn't healed
882
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:48,000
from the last batch.
883
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,610
From the last batch.
884
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,192
[Both laugh]
885
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:53,995
Today's high will be 75
886
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,450
Today's high will be 75
887
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:57,242
and mid 80s this weekend.
888
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,156
So if you go outside,
889
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:58,993
don't forget to put on
890
00:17:59,077 --> 00:17:59,867
your sunscreen
891
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:00,003
as you dance into the weekend.
892
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,620
As you dance into the weekend.
893
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,955
For channel 35 action news,
894
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:06,001
I'm jentry Davies.
895
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,290
I'm jentry Davies.
896
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Oh.
897
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:11,998
I'm so proud of her.
898
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:12,590
I'm so proud of her.
899
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:13,264
Carla really helped a client.
900
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,472
Yes, she needs a little help
901
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:17,142
with the dance steps, though.
902
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,001
Next time she comes in,
903
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:18,720
next time she comes in,
904
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,636
I'm gonna lend her some of
905
00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:23,143
my old dance fever tapes.
906
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:23,997
What?
907
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,020
What?
908
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:25,102
Deney terrio still sends me
909
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,227
birthday cards.
910
00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,113
Sure, he does.
911
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,319
Darling, you don't know
912
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:29,999
my life.
913
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,530
My life.
914
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,573
You know, Ariel, I'm really
915
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:35,996
surprised that you were
916
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,740
surprised that you were
917
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:37,624
the one posting those
918
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:39,159
negative comments about me.
919
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,163
I don't get it.
920
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,004
You are a great student.
921
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:42,330
You are a great student.
922
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,662
What would make you do that?
923
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,367
Because I think it's true.
924
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,747
Really?
925
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:47,504
You really think I take
926
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:48,004
myself too seriously?
927
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,290
Myself too seriously?
928
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,168
You're here now, aren't you?
929
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,216
Well, I'm here now
930
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:53,998
because you made this thing
931
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,050
because you made this thing
932
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,592
personal.
933
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,256
Well, it is personal.
934
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,393
I just...
935
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,001
I just don't like you.
936
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,270
I just don't like you.
937
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,058
But what's there not
938
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,561
to like?
939
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:06,004
I mean, you get as
940
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,480
I mean, you get as
941
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,022
in my class.
942
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:08,605
No, the class is fine.
943
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:11,399
I love the subject matter.
944
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,003
I just don't like you.
945
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,110
I just don't like you.
946
00:19:12,192 --> 00:19:14,492
So this has nothing to do
947
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,030
with my teaching
948
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:16,703
or my knowledge of the subject
949
00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:17,110
matter?
950
00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:17,997
No.
951
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,870
No.
952
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,409
Have I ever done anything
953
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,702
to you personally that
954
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,785
offended you or bothered you?
955
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,001
Look, professor Reed,
956
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,910
Look, professor Reed,
957
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,708
I just don't have to like
958
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,040
everybody.
959
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:28,665
You are absolutely right,
960
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:29,880
Ariel.
961
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,000
You do not have to like me.
962
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,460
You do not have to like me.
963
00:19:31,545 --> 00:19:32,085
That's okay.
964
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,590
But that website
965
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,003
is for recommending professors
966
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,050
is for recommending professors
967
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:36,513
to other students,
968
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,892
not to trash them.
969
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:39,849
So I would appreciate it
970
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,598
if you would keep your personal
971
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,000
opinions to yourself.
972
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,270
Opinions to yourself.
973
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,138
You know what else
974
00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:45,644
I don't like about you--
975
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:46,266
I really don't care.
976
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,001
Good day, Ms. Rogers.
977
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,810
Good day, Ms. Rogers.
978
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:58,777
Hey, hey, and hey.
979
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,784
Hey.
980
00:19:59,865 --> 00:19:59,995
Wow.
981
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,660
Wow.
982
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,411
I haven't seen that smile
983
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:02,331
in a while.
984
00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,239
What's going on?
985
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:05,997
Well, I...
986
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:08,079
Just checked the website,
987
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,415
and after my last podcast,
988
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,669
the positive comments
989
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,001
are just in abundance.
990
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,380
Are just in abundance.
991
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,421
Aw.
992
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,633
Congratulations, sweetie.
993
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,213
Mwah.
994
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,127
Thank you.
995
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,004
These are for you.
996
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,510
These are for you.
997
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,262
All of these?
998
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,843
Yeah, man, and this one.
999
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:21,928
Visa.
1000
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:22,932
Discover.
1001
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:23,763
What--
1002
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:23,997
American express?
1003
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,520
American express?
1004
00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:25,809
What?
1005
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:26,431
"Because of the increase
1006
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:29,996
in your credit score..."
1007
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,310
In your credit score..."
1008
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:31,225
Oh.
1009
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,733
Both: Keenan!
1010
00:20:33,783 --> 00:20:38,333
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