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Hey, guys, your ride's here.
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Come on!
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Can you believe it?
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Can you believe it?
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Alexis away at her first
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sleepover, the twins going to a
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party...
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I don't think we've had the
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house to ourselves ever.
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House to ourselves ever.
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Kaci, Keenan, come on!
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Chop, chop!
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Babe, I know.
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Babe, I know.
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I thought we would start with a
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romantic dinner, and then, you
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know...
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Just see where it goes from
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just see where it goes from
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there.
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Come now, or you stayin' home
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with us!
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Whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Hold up.
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Is there any reason you ripped
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a perfectly good shirt?
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I'm going to a twilight
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I'm going to a twilight
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party, so I'm rockin' the
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post-transformed Jacob look.
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Wanna know what else is ripped?
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Wanna know what else is ripped?
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I don't know.
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Your underwear? Socks?
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I give up.
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I give up.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Hey, kaci, excited about the
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party?
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Party?
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Wow.
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Super excited.
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Oh, but then why do you
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seem so sad?
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Seem so sad?
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Well, I'm Bella swan, and
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Bella's always depressed because
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Edward left her because he
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Edward left her because he
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didn't want his family of
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vampires to hurt her,
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but she doesn't know that, so
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she's really sad.
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She's really sad.
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Oh.
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You know, you'd probably have a
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better time at the party if you
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better time at the party if you
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were Bella after she realizes
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that Edward loves her.
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Good point.
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Eh?
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Oh, okay.
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Right?
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Right.
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Okay, you're, like, the most
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brilliant mom ever.
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Brilliant mom ever.
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Oh!
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Bye, sweetie.
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Hello, what about me?
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Sorry. Bye.
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Thank you.
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Love you.
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Have fun.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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I know what you're thinking:
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How lucky we are to have the
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most adorable kids ever.
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No, actually, I was thinking
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No, actually, I was thinking
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they'd never leave.
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Oh.
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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[Quirky r&B music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Mm.
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Would you like to have dessert
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upstairs?
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Uh, yes, I believe I would.
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Uh, yes, I believe I would.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Let's go.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Walk this way.
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Mm-hmm. Walk this way.
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[Clears throat]
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Oh, I get it.
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I get it.
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I'm the--I'm the dessert.
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I'm the--I'm the dessert.
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Sure.
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I thought you meant the
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tiramisu.
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Oh, we can bring that too.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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[Doorbell rings]
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[Groans]
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It's okay.
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I'll get it.
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I want to get dessert.
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I want to get dessert.
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Alexis?
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Alexis?
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Are you okay?
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I'm great.
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What?
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Hey, what happened?
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Why you guys back so soon?
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Alexis wanted to come home.
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Alexis wanted to come home.
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She was having a little trouble
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getting along with the other
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girls.
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Our Alexis?
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You sure, Pete?
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You sure, Pete?
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Well, babe, it'd be a little
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weird if he was talking about
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another little girl named
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Alexis.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You go upstairs.
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We'll be up in a minute.
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I don't understand why she
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would want to come home.
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Would want to come home.
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I don't know what happened.
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Apparently the girls had a
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squabble, and when Alexis didn't
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get her way, she had a tantrum.
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Get her way, she had a tantrum.
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That girl's got some lungs on
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her.
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That is so not like her.
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That is so not like her.
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I'm so sorry, Peter.
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Well, it was her first
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sleepover, so did she seem
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anxious or scared?
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Anxious or scared?
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No, she seemed scary.
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You know, sometimes it's not
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entirely the child's fault.
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Entirely the child's fault.
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Family dynamics come into play.
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I mean, that's what I've heard.
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I mean, that's what I've heard.
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Are you questioning our
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parenting, Peter?
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No, babe, don't be silly.
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Well...
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Well...
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We had a similar problem with
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our oldest daughter.
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Our oldest daughter.
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It helped us to sit down with a
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professional.
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Oh, uh...
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Oh, uh...
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With all due respect, Peter,
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being vocal about her needs
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doesn't mean a child has a
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behavioral problem.
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Behavioral problem.
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And she's saying that as a
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professional.
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Guys, I know Carla's a
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Guys, I know Carla's a
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therapist, but sometimes we
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can't see our own kids.
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Can't see our own kids.
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Hmm.
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Anything else?
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Anything else?
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Good night, Peter.
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Thank you.
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Thank you for inviting Alexis
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and bringing her home, and we
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and bringing her home, and we
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are gonna take what you said
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into consideration.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We are?
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Nooo.
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Good afternoon, ladies.
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Afternoon.
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I've got sammies.
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Yay.
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Can I interest you in today's
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Can I interest you in today's
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special?
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Kosher corned beef topped with
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my homemade slaw on rye.
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Sammy Davis junior.
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Sammy Davis junior.
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I got it.
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I'll take one.
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Ah, miss Helen, you are so
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funny.
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Funny.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna take a Sammy sosa.
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♪ That's Turkey on wheat ♪
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♪ no cheese ♪
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♪ no Mayo ♪
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♪ no Mayo ♪
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Why is that a Sammy sosa?
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Why is that a Sammy sosa?
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'Cause I wanted my sandwich
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to have a funny name too.
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To have a funny name too.
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Well, thanks.
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I thought you didn't take
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special orders.
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Oh, well, I came prepared.
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Oh, well, I came prepared.
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I figured you'd want something
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not exciting.
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Excuse me, miss Helen, I got a
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delivery to make.
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You better go.
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You better go.
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Wow.
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That new sandwich guy is
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moo-oo-oo-dy.
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Moo-oo-oo-dy.
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Oh?
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I like him.
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You know what?
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He's probably stand-offish
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because I'm married.
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Because I'm married.
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Not that I care.
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Oh, I'm sure that's it.
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Get my jacket.
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Get my jacket.
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Be right back.
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Um, is your husband treating
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you right?
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'Cause if not, I'll be glad to
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'cause if not, I'll be glad to
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take you away from this.
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I'm building a sandwich empire.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
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Whatcha doing?
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Well, Peter and I have been
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playing telephone tag, so I
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decided to email him.
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Decided to email him.
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Get the versions I sent?
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All ten.
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All right, what'd you think?
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All right, what'd you think?
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You know, this Peter
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situation has been nagging me,
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too, and I think we should have
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a conversation before you send
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a conversation before you send
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him anything.
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Oh, that's right.
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You want to give him a piece of
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your mind too.
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I get it.
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I get it.
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You talk, I'll type.
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Okay, I was just wondering...
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"Wondering..."
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"Wondering..."
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What if Peter's right?
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What if Peter's right?
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"Right."
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Right?
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Right?
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I mean, what if we do
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over-indulge Alexis?
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Delete, delete, delete.
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I just don't think we should
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I just don't think we should
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be so quick to dismiss what he
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said.
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I mean, we don't know Peter to
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be unreasonable.
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You were friends with him before
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this happened.
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This happened.
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No, not really.
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You hung out with him at that
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cigar bar.
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Well, I like cigars.
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You golf with him.
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I like golf.
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I like golf.
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Okay, Alex, you rented a
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winnebago, drove cross country,
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and went fishing with the man.
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And went fishing with the man.
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Okay, that was fun.
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All right, look, yes, we were
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all right, look, yes, we were
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friends, but he crossed the
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line, honey.
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We know our kids.
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This doesn't make us bad
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people.
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I mean, parents spoil their
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I mean, parents spoil their
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children all the time because it
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makes them happy and it makes us
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feel good.
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Feel good.
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But it's just not what's best
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for the child, and I think we
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may have unconsciously fallen
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into catering to Alexis' needs
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into catering to Alexis' needs
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too much.
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I know what it is.
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Because she's been
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home-schooled, Alexis is a
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home-schooled, Alexis is a
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little too advanced for those
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little kids.
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She was probably bored of their
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little, boring, baby games.
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Little, boring, baby games.
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Alex, Adrian tested as a
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genius and she speaks five
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languages.
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But does that include
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English, because English
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English, because English
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shouldn't count.
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I know how smart Alexis is,
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but I don't really think that's
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the problem.
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The problem.
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I think maybe you--
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Whoa.
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What, the problem is me?
362
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No, I think it's all of us,
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No, I think it's all of us,
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but--
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May I have some juice please?
366
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Oh, yeah, sweetie, of course.
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Let's get you some juice.
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Whee!
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Whee!
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Whee!
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Mostly you.
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Mostly you.
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Let me ask you something,
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Alexis.
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Last night, were you scared or
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sad or feeling anything that
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would have made you behave out
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would have made you behave out
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of the ordinary?
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Nope.
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May I have a straw, please?
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Yeah, sure.
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So do you think you had a
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so do you think you had a
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problem because you're a little
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too advanced for your friends?
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Uh-uh.
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Adrian's smart.
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Adrian's smart.
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She was telling us what to do in
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French.
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Needs ice.
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Gotcha.
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Gotcha.
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Hmm.
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So she was bossing you around?
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Objection.
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Leading the witness.
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Leading the witness.
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Well, Alexis, there must have
401
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been some reason you had a
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tantrum, honey.
403
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Tantrum, honey.
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If she actually had a tantrum.
405
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That has not yet been
406
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established.
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I did.
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A big one.
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A big one.
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I see.
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Alexis,
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Alexis,
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you know that your father and I
414
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do not condone temper tantrums.
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What got into you?
416
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,110
What got into you?
417
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Nobody would set up my
418
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sleeping bag for me the way
419
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kaci does it when we're pretend
420
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camping, so I started screaming.
421
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Camping, so I started screaming.
422
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It felt good.
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00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:34,661
Honey, you got to compromise.
424
00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,000
Do you remember?
425
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,120
Do you remember?
426
00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:37,410
We learned that word.
427
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I know what it means, but I
428
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wanted to sleep on the bunk bed.
429
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Too cold.
430
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,460
Too cold.
431
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Ah.
432
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Don't worry about too cold.
433
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Gotcha.
434
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There you go.
435
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Thanks, daddy.
436
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Thanks, daddy.
437
00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:50,514
You're welcome, sweetie.
438
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I'm spoiling my baby.
439
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:06,003
Uh, you guys all right?
440
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,400
Uh, you guys all right?
441
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:09,072
Yeah, we're fine.
442
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:09,940
Yeah, there's no reason why we
443
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,436
wouldn't be fine, right, Keenan?
444
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:11,997
Right, because it's not every
445
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,360
Right, because it's not every
446
00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,486
day we're called into a family
447
00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,572
meeting.
448
00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:17,697
We're good.
449
00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,003
Mm-hmm.
450
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,790
Mm-hmm.
451
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,120
Okay, well, your father and I
452
00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:22,874
wanted to talk to you because we
453
00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:23,995
know that--
454
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,370
know that--
455
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,327
Oh, my god!
456
00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,326
You told them I slow danced at
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00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,377
the party with taj bellinger.
458
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:27,710
Mom!
459
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,003
Um, look, the song was fast,
460
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,380
um, look, the song was fast,
461
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,013
okay?
462
00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:33,548
Taj just--he just moves slow.
463
00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,182
So...
464
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:35,999
I didn't tell 'em.
465
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,640
I didn't tell 'em.
466
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:40,851
Sweetie, we don't mind if you
467
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,001
slow danced with a boy.
468
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,350
Slow danced with a boy.
469
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,063
We don't?
470
00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,732
No, we do not.
471
00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:45,600
You guys didn't do anything
472
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:46,516
wrong.
473
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:47,234
Okay, you're not in trouble.
474
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:48,003
We just want to thank you.
475
00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,860
We just want to thank you.
476
00:10:49,940 --> 00:10:51,070
Wait, okay, this is weird.
477
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,530
[Laughs]
478
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,000
You guys, we just admire and
479
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:54,360
You guys, we just admire and
480
00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:56,315
we appreciate how much you love
481
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:57,275
and take care of your little
482
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,115
sister.
483
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:58,949
And we know we've always
484
00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,003
encouraged you to help us with
485
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,080
encouraged you to help us with
486
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,749
baby girl--Alexis--
487
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,748
But we think it's time that
488
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,000
she become more independent.
489
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:06,790
She become more independent.
490
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,674
So we want you to ask her to do
491
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:09,791
more things on her own.
492
00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,797
And we're gonna make a
493
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:11,999
conscious effort to do the same.
494
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,670
Conscious effort to do the same.
495
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:13,005
Yeah.
496
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:15,509
[Laughter]
497
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:16,681
What's so funny?
498
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,999
Oh, come on.
499
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,590
Oh, come on.
500
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:19,637
There's no way you'll be able to
501
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:20,430
do it.
502
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,183
I mean, the whole world revolves
503
00:11:21,263 --> 00:11:22,723
around Alexis.
504
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:23,307
She's the favorite.
505
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,001
You know, everybody knows that.
506
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,180
You know, everybody knows that.
507
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,017
Okay, we do not have
508
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:26,732
favorites.
509
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,231
No, we do not.
510
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,651
No, we love you all equally.
511
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:29,999
I mean, you know, she's the
512
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,610
I mean, you know, she's the
513
00:11:30,689 --> 00:11:31,229
youngest and the cutest,
514
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,645
so she's spoiled...
515
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:34,823
Rotten.
516
00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:35,822
We get it.
517
00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:36,003
Okay, things may be different
518
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,200
Okay, things may be different
519
00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:38,409
with Alexis, but that' sonly
520
00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:39,239
because the circumstances are
521
00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:39,823
different.
522
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:40,867
I mean, when you guys were
523
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,740
Alexis' age, I was a single mom.
524
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:41,996
I was still in school.
525
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,740
I was still in school.
526
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:44,158
I was working.
527
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,695
I didn't have the resources that
528
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,828
we have now.
529
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,004
So, yeah, I mean, there's more
530
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,120
so, yeah, I mean, there's more
531
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,957
time now for--
532
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,672
Spoiling someone.
533
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:52,592
Right.
534
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,000
Oh, what--wow.
535
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:54,130
Oh, what--wow.
536
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:54,763
You know what?
537
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,009
You two really should not be
538
00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:56,800
talking.
539
00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,012
You, with the rows and rows and
540
00:11:58,092 --> 00:11:58,762
rows of sneakers and name-brand
541
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,003
tee shirts.
542
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,760
Tee shirts.
543
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,005
And you, miss, you with the
544
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,346
smart phone, the iPad, the iPod,
545
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,222
the ipen.
546
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:05,997
Okay, there's no such thing
547
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,140
Okay, there's no such thing
548
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:06,515
as an ipen.
549
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,350
Yeah, but if there was, you'd
550
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,095
have one.
551
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:11,996
Well, if we're this spoiled,
552
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,520
Well, if we're this spoiled,
553
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,226
then she is this spoiled, right?
554
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:15,817
Oh, really?
555
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:16,691
Come on.
556
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:17,027
Really?
557
00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:17,701
Oh, okay, you know what?
558
00:12:17,778 --> 00:12:17,998
That's about to change, because
559
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,740
that's about to change, because
560
00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:20,662
for your information, your
561
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,239
sister is upstairs right now,
562
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:22,914
cleaning her room by herself
563
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,002
and making up her own bed.
564
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,240
And making up her own bed.
565
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:25,867
How you doing?
566
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:26,913
So there.
567
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,116
Mom! Daddy!
568
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,825
I stubbed my finger on my bed!
569
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:29,995
Oh, no!
570
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,630
Oh, no!
571
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:32,459
Okay, so--
572
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,133
Oh!
573
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,250
Dude, the child is injured.
574
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,246
Okay, what was he supposed to
575
00:12:35,337 --> 00:12:35,997
do?
576
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,050
Do?
577
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,010
Twins one, parents zero.
578
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:38,760
Zero.
579
00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:41,181
So I would like to hear about
580
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:41,840
the slow dancing with the boy.
581
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:41,997
Tell me about taj.
582
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,850
Tell me about taj.
583
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:53,193
Will you peel my Clementine?
584
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,002
[Clears throat]
585
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,900
[Clears throat]
586
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:59,452
[Clears throat]
587
00:12:59,528 --> 00:12:59,998
I can start it for you, but
588
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,610
I can start it for you, but
589
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:01,816
you have to finish it.
590
00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,066
Mommy, Keenan won't peel my
591
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,617
Clementine.
592
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,990
Oh, sweetie, come on.
593
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,286
We had this conversation.
594
00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:07,909
You're a big girl now.
595
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:10,705
You can do things for yourself.
596
00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:11,999
I know you can do it.
597
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:12,832
But it's Keenan's job.
598
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:13,747
I know, but now it's your
599
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:14,754
job.
600
00:13:14,835 --> 00:13:15,785
But Keenan always peels my
601
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,998
Clementine for me.
602
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,340
Clementine for me.
603
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:19,632
It's not fair.
604
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:20,215
Well, it's--okay.
605
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:22,889
[Sobbing]
606
00:13:29,808 --> 00:13:29,998
[Stops sobbing abruptly]
607
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,810
[Stops sobbing abruptly]
608
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:35,997
[Resumes sobbing]
609
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,070
[Resumes sobbing]
610
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,860
What's wrong, Princess?
611
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,074
Nobody will help me peel my
612
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,003
Clementine.
613
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,570
Clementine.
614
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,405
Oh, give me that.
615
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,741
You are too cute to have to peel
616
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:47,995
your own Clementine, all right?
617
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:48,910
Your own Clementine, all right?
618
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,124
Uh, um!
619
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:51,455
What?
620
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,919
No.
621
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:53,248
Uh...
622
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:54,002
Oh, oh, oh.
623
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,830
Oh, oh, oh.
624
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:56,998
[Grunts]
625
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,336
Sorry.
626
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,000
You are cute enough to peel your
627
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,220
you are cute enough to peel your
628
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,548
own Clementine.
629
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,473
How's that?
630
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,003
But--Rome wasn't built in a day.
631
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,560
But--Rome wasn't built in a day.
632
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,000
Oh, hey, ho, ho!
633
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,350
Oh, hey, ho, ho!
634
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:13,765
[Chuckles]
635
00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:17,572
Um, Jeff Michael, I just wanted
636
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:17,998
to ask you a question from a
637
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:18,690
to ask you a question from a
638
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,484
psychological standpoint.
639
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,698
So why aren't you friendly to
640
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:23,999
me?
641
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,910
Me?
642
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:25,819
You mean, why don't I flirt
643
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,566
with you?
644
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:26,987
No, no, no.
645
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:29,204
Why aren't--friendly?
646
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:29,995
Well, from a psychological
647
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,950
Well, from a psychological
648
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,996
standpoint, I thought that you'd
649
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,000
be offended by my friendliness.
650
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:36,130
Be offended by my friendliness.
651
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,378
Well, have I done something
652
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,289
to make you think I'd be easily
653
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,377
offended?
654
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,961
Well, you do seem a little
655
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:41,296
uptight.
656
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,000
I--beg your pardon?
657
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,720
I--beg your pardon?
658
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,969
I mean, you can tell a lot by
659
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,090
a person from the sandwich they
660
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:46,386
order.
661
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,888
I have cheeses from around the
662
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:48,000
world, homemade breads and
663
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,930
world, homemade breads and
664
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:50,854
spreads, meat that practically
665
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,141
melts in your mouth.
666
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:53,995
You?
667
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,100
You?
668
00:14:54,184 --> 00:14:55,894
You keep ordering the same-old
669
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,728
low-calorie, boring, dry
670
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,023
sandwich day after day after
671
00:14:59,106 --> 00:14:59,896
day.
672
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:00,002
I'm a--I'm a creature of
673
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,780
I'm a--I'm a creature of
674
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:02,279
habit, I suppose.
675
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,779
I just--i like what I like, so--
676
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,002
That's not flirtable.
677
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,240
That's not flirtable.
678
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,624
Fine.
679
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,580
But I will have you know that I
680
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,000
am quite adventurous.
681
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,870
Am quite adventurous.
682
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:15,914
This is my signature steak
683
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:16,958
sandwich,
684
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,001
broiled to perfection with
685
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,790
broiled to perfection with
686
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,416
grilled onions topped with brown
687
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,302
mustard and imported provolone
688
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,799
on a soft French roll.
689
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:24,001
You're adventurous?
690
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:24,510
You're adventurous?
691
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,590
[Scoffs]
692
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,304
Show me.
693
00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:30,004
I just--thank you.
694
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,890
I just--thank you.
695
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,521
Here.
696
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,099
But if I get the afternoon
697
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,004
sleepies, it's on you.
698
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,150
Sleepies, it's on you.
699
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,608
Oh, you know what?
700
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,268
Maybe I should get a soda to
701
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,816
help keep me up.
702
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:41,999
Oh, no, no, no, no.
703
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,480
Oh, no, no, no, no.
704
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,026
Then I'll crash.
705
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,818
Oh, I could get a diet soda.
706
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:45,652
Oh, no, no!
707
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:46,446
No!
708
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,608
If I say I'm gonna commit,
709
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:47,996
I have to commit.
710
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,360
I have to commit.
711
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:48,907
You scared?
712
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:51,739
Yes, I am.
713
00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,995
Doc, the chips are on me.
714
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,370
Doc, the chips are on me.
715
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:55,453
Thank you.
716
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,037
Thanks.
717
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:56,661
And you know what else?
718
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:57,497
What?
719
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,751
I'm working on a new
720
00:15:58,832 --> 00:15:59,542
sandwich, and it's called
721
00:15:59,625 --> 00:15:59,995
"the whassup, doc?"
722
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,460
"The whassup, doc?"
723
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,132
Ooh.
724
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,710
[Laughs]
725
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,375
Now, it's white bread,
726
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,962
lettuce, and slices of Bologna.
727
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:06,798
Oh.
728
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,632
But I infuse it with a
729
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,086
specially made chipotle sauce so
730
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,756
it looks boring on the outside,
731
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:11,995
but when you bite into it, it's
732
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,930
but when you bite into it, it's
733
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,024
got some depth.
734
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,725
Hi, daddy.
735
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:23,315
Whatcha doin'?
736
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:23,999
Grading papers.
737
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,190
Grading papers.
738
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,185
Could you take a break and
739
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,026
fix me a bowl of cereal?
740
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:29,111
Oh, sure, honey.
741
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,080
You know what?
742
00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,989
I think you are a big girl, and
743
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,828
you can do it yourself.
744
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:38,503
Daddy!
745
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,500
I can't.
746
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:40,291
Alexis, I really think you
747
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,004
can.
748
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:42,330
Can.
749
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,181
[Sighs]
750
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:23,995
Alexis...
751
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,850
Alexis...
752
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,517
Sweetie, did you fix that bowl
753
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,864
of cereal all by yourself?
754
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,001
Yeah, all by myself.
755
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,610
Yeah, all by myself.
756
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,902
[Laughs]
757
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:32,685
Oh, my goodness.
758
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,068
Mommy is so proud of you.
759
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:35,445
Thanks.
760
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,001
[Laughs]
761
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,450
[Laughs]
762
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,333
Sweetheart, did you wash your
763
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,408
hands?
764
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,940
Mommy's proud of you too, daddy.
765
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:05,998
You know, one of us has to
766
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,190
You know, one of us has to
767
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,270
clean these windows.
768
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,001
Oh, oh...
769
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,830
Oh, oh...
770
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,948
Hey, li'l bit.
771
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,745
Hey, um,
772
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:23,999
what's going on with your hair?
773
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,540
What's going on with your hair?
774
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,831
Combed it all by myself.
775
00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:28,125
Aw,
776
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,998
Alexis, sweetie, we are so proud
777
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,920
Alexis, sweetie, we are so proud
778
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,673
of you for doing so much by
779
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:33,464
yourself,
780
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,087
but you don't have to comb your
781
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,003
hair by yourself until you're a
782
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,300
hair by yourself until you're a
783
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,473
teenager.
784
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,301
Kaci can still help you.
785
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:40,385
Good.
786
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:41,100
Because I was having some
787
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:41,999
trouble.
788
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,220
Trouble.
789
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,597
You were?
790
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:46,354
No.
791
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,595
No, babe, I don't believe that
792
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:47,996
for a second.
793
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:48,730
For a second.
794
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:49,562
Hey, and where you think
795
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:50,936
you're going with that book?
796
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:51,733
To read myself a bedtime
797
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,565
story.
798
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,689
Ooh, well, you know,
799
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:53,995
I know you're a big girl and
800
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,440
I know you're a big girl and
801
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,526
all, but you mind if I still
802
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,862
read you a bedtime story?
803
00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,236
It kind of makes me sleepy too.
804
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,003
Okay.
805
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,120
Okay.
806
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,409
What did you do that for?
807
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:03,742
If you're reading,
808
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,657
I'm picking a harder book.
809
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:05,996
[Laughter]
810
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,790
[Laughter]
811
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:08,793
She's picking a harder book.
812
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:09,714
Picking a harder book.
813
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,291
All right.
814
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,205
Don't get eaten by the hair
815
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:11,463
now.
816
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,003
I'll try.
817
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,840
I'll try.
818
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,880
[Laughs]
819
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,804
Hey, kaci, 'member when mom
820
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:18,003
used to read to us in bed?
821
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,800
Used to read to us in bed?
822
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,684
Yes.
823
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,470
It was my favorite time of the
824
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,222
whole day.
825
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,973
Aw.
826
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:23,995
You guys are still my babies.
827
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,260
You guys are still my babies.
828
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,218
Come here.
829
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:25,557
Come on.
830
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,181
I'll read you a bedtime story
831
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:28,597
too.
832
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,265
Come get on mommy's lap.
833
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,003
My twins!
834
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,270
My twins!
835
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:31,685
Hey, okay--ow.
836
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,732
Oh, really?
837
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:33,324
Ow.
838
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:33,648
Really?
839
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,982
Ow.
840
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:35,567
Hey.
841
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,001
Quit.
842
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,650
Quit.
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