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[Mandark laughing]
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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
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and U.S. department of education
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[mandark laughing]
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There is no escape
for you now, Dexter.
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What's this?
A laser saber?
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The force is strong in you,
young Dexter.
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[Humming Darth Vader theme]
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[Breathing heavily]
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Dexter, it is I, mandark.
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There is something
you should know.
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Dexter...
I am your neighbor.
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No, I do not
believe you.
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It is too much for
my puny intellect to process.
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Kaching! Kaching!
Kaching!
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Ching!
Kaching! Kaching!
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Ching!
Kaching! Kaching!
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Ow! My arm.
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You hacked my arm
clean off.
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Join me, Dexter.
Join the mandark side.
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Oh, no.
I'm scared. Aah!
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[Gurgling]
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♪ La la la la la
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thank you for saving me
from my stupid brother.
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Ah, Princess Dee Dee,
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you look radiant,
as usual.
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Hee hee!
And you are so big and strong, mandark.
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I can resist your
advances no longer.
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Kiss me, mandark.
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I thought
you would never ask.
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[Kissing]
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[Doorbell rings]
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Woman: Susan, sweetie,
will you get the door?
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Ah, Dee Dee.
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I dream of the day
that we will finally be together.
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I dream of that moment
where our souls merge in a single kiss
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and I can show you
how I truly feel about you.
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Yes, Dee Dee, if only
you were here with me,
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right here,
right now,
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I would show you
how I really feel.
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Dee Dee: Hello!
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Da-da. Doh-doh.
Da-di-di.
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Woman: Hello, Dee Dee.
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Thank you so much
for coming over to baby-sit Susan.
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Susan?
Hee hee!
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Baby-sit?
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Now, Dee Dee.
This is a list
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of everything
you need to do for Susan this evening.
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Mandark.
If you have any questions about Susan--
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mandark.
Or if Susan gives you any problems--
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mandark.
You can call us about Susan
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at the number written
at the bottom that Susan also knows.
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You be good now,
Susan.
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Mandark. Mandark.
Mandark.
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So, Susan, mommy
first wants you
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to have something
to eat.
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I hope susie's
hungry.
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Susan?
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Ah, Princess Dee Dee,
of course I am hungry.
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I am hungry
for your kisses.
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Appease my ravenous appetite
with your main course--
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sweet lips
a la Dee Dee.
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Tofu?!
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Of course.
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That's what
your mom says
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that you like
for dinner.
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Ah, now don't get
all pouty-wouty.
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I know that you like
your tofu-wofu burgers
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cut into
piecey-wiecies.
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There. Isn't
that yummy?
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Chew it all up
real good now, Susan.
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Mandark.
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Now, what else
does mommy have for us to do?
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[Gasp]
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Look.
It's playtime.
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Why don't you
show me your playroom?
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Wow! This
is amazing!
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What's that?
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Nothing.
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Are those
your dollies?
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Do you like to play
with dollies, Susan?
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It's playtime,
Susan.
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Play with your Dolly.
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Play with your Dolly,
Susan.
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Play with your Dolly,
Susan.
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It's not
a Dolly.
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It's an
action figure.
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Whatever.
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Ooh!
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Mommy says,
it's time for your bath.
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A bath?!
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Hey, Dolly,
let's go give Susan a bath.
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Bath time,
Susan.
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Time for Susan's bath,
Dolly.
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Olley, olley,
oxen free!
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Susan!
Where are you?
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Gee, Dolly,
wherever could Susan be?
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What's that,
Dolly?
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[Gasp]
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Do you think
he's inside
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this giant
washing machine?
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Maybe
he'll come out
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if we start this
giant washing machine.
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No!
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Ooh!
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Now Susan
really needs a bath.
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Susan, your bath
is ready.
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[Breathing heavily]
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Don't be shy, Susan.
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Here comes
Mr. Brushy-wushy.
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Susie-wusie
in the tub.
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Mandark.
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Susie-wusie
rub-a-dub.
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Mandark.
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Susie-wusie, susie-wusie,
susie-wusie.
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Susie-wusie,
wusie, wusie, wusie.
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Wusie, wusie.
Susie, susie, susie.
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Susie-wusie,
wusie-susie, susie-wusie.
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Susie. Susie-wusie,
susie-wusie.
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Wusie-wusie susie.
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Susie susie-wusie.
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Susie, susie, susie.
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Ok, susie, mommy says,
it's bedtime.
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Mandark.
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Let's see what p.J.S
you have in your closet.
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No, Dee Dee! Wait!
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[Gasp]
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Wow!
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No! Wait! Dee Dee,
I can explain.
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How long
have you had this?
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A moo-cow nightie.
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I used to have one
just like it.
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[Footsteps]
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Bedtime!
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Bedtime for susie.
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Bedtime for susie.
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Bedtime for susie.
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Susie, susie,
susie, susie.
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Susie, susie,
susie, susie.
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Susie, susie,
susie, susie.
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Susie, susie,
susie.
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It's mandark!
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Man-dark!
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Mandark! Mandark!
Mandark!
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Mandark! Mandark!
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Mandark! Mandark!
Mandark! Mandark!
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Man-dark!
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Ha! Mommy didn't say anything
about a tantrum.
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Sounds like Susan
is starting to miss
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his mommy and daddy.
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Well, don't you worry
one little bit, Susan,
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because mommy and daddy
will be home
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by the time you open
your little eyes.
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Nighty-night.
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Oh, mandark,
you fool! You missed your chance.
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I was so close
to getting my kiss.
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I'll never be worthy
of a kiss
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from the divine
Dee Dee.
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[Sigh]
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[Door opens]
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Whoopsie!
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Almost forgot
to give you
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your good night kissie
like your mommy said.
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Nighty-night.
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Aah!
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Ah, Princess Dee Dee,
I told you
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that you
could not resist the mandark side.
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Yes, the mandark side
of the force
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was too overwhelming.
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I have only been
coy with you
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to mask my true feelings
for you, Susan--
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I mean, mandark.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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I am evil.
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I am genius.
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I denounce all
that is good in science
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and harness
the evils of electricity,
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for I am mandark,
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and I am king
of technology.
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Ha ha ha!
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What's that noise?
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♪ Kumbaya
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that noise--
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it awakens
sickening feelings
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deep within the fabric
of my very being,
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feelings of being
forced to do things against my will.
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The last time
I heard that noise, we had to go on a...
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♪ Kumbaya ah-ah
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♪ Kumbaya
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♪ Kumbaya ah-ah
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oh, there you are,
Susan. Get in.
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We're going on a...
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Mother and mandark:
Wilderness retreat.
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No!
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Yuck.
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Aah!
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Mother nature.
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The good
green earth.
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The apron upon which
our strings are tied.
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But don't let
all these sugar-coated euphemisms
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fool you, Susan.
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The wilderness can be a cruel
and unforgiving place,
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but fret not.
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There are ways
of harmonizing with the elements.
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By mowing it down
and putting in a parking lot?
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Not quite.
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But with a few
simple survival skills,
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you and nature
can live in peace as one.
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[Yawn]
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With sticks and tinder
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and the spirit
of the forest,
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I am able
to draw up fire
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for warmth
and protection.
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Come on,
forest spirits.
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With flint and
lighter fluid and cool processed steel,
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I am able
to summon fire with the flick of my thumb.
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Those
forest spirits
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need to get
with the times.
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Look here, Susan.
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Although
it may be hard to see at first,
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if you look close,
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there is a cornucopia
of sustenance to be harvested
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from our great,
giving earth.
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Won't you share
in nature's bounty with us?
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Nature's bounty
gives me gas.
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Why don't you make
your acorn Berry wraps?
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He won't be able
to resist them.
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[Gasp]
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With a side
of pine cone mush?
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Now you're talking.
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Here's a useful trick.
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Watch me now.
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Whoa!
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There's water here.
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You know,
windbear,
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there is no
scientific evidence that this works.
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No, it--it works.
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The dowsing rod
tells me so.
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Quenched thirst
is but a shovelful away.
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Whew!
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That a--that water's
down here somewhere.
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The dowsing rod
says so.
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Wrong.
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The water
is up here. Science tells me so.
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With my state-of-the-art
triple-filtering flask,
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any liquid source
can be filtered through
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its triple layers
of charcoal,
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removing 99.9%
of the organic wasted impurities,
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thus leaving you
with a glass
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of clean,
crystal-clear,
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ice-cold
drinking water.
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[Panting]
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No sweat.
Pun intended.
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[Gulping]
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Aah! Refreshing.
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But don't let me
spoil your fun.
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I'll see you back
at the Van.
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Ha ha ha!
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That's it!
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I am taking all
your evil techno gadgets
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00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,276
and locking them
in the Van.
263
00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:26,996
There!
264
00:11:30,150 --> 00:11:33,420
Aah! Nothing like a stroll
in the wilderness
265
00:11:33,450 --> 00:11:36,030
to realign
one's chakras.
266
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,096
Under
the moonlit sky.
267
00:11:38,133 --> 00:11:39,203
The fresh air...
268
00:11:39,233 --> 00:11:41,133
The soothing
sounds...
269
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:43,046
The fragrant smells.
270
00:11:43,083 --> 00:11:46,223
I love nature
at night.
271
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:47,400
I hate nature
at night:
272
00:11:47,433 --> 00:11:49,483
It's too quiet,
the air smells funny,
273
00:11:50,016 --> 00:11:50,996
I can't see a thing,
274
00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,323
the thin air
is killing my sinuses,
275
00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:55,370
and i'm...Being
eaten alive out here.
276
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,480
My feet hurt.
277
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:58,046
Can't we go back?
278
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,253
I have to go
to the bathroom.
279
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,323
When we get back,
280
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,280
I'm turning you two in
to the humane society.
281
00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:05,366
Are you two
even listening to me?
282
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,480
[Wolf howling]
283
00:12:07,016 --> 00:12:09,066
Windbear? Oceanbird?
284
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,380
Hello?
285
00:12:10,416 --> 00:12:11,376
[Crack]
286
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:12,276
Wha--
287
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,276
what's that?
Who's there?
288
00:12:14,316 --> 00:12:16,216
D--Dexter?
289
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,300
[Growling]
290
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:19,173
Aah!
291
00:12:20,483 --> 00:12:22,433
[Watch alarm sounding]
292
00:12:22,466 --> 00:12:24,116
Aah!
293
00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:25,150
Aha ha!
294
00:12:25,183 --> 00:12:27,133
My wrist communicator--
I still have it.
295
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,346
No thanks
to windbear.
296
00:12:28,383 --> 00:12:31,473
Just a push of a button,
and my robots will come to my aid.
297
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,200
Ha ha!
298
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,083
So long, nature.
299
00:12:35,116 --> 00:12:36,046
Hey!
300
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,173
Come back here!
Come back here!
301
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,130
Come back...
302
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:41,246
Here.
303
00:12:41,283 --> 00:12:42,203
[Sobs]
304
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:45,483
No food, no water,
no gadgets.
305
00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:47,026
What was that thing
306
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:49,076
that I wasn't listening
to windbear saying
307
00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,476
about surviving
in the wild?
308
00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:53,116
Take a stick
and a Berry,
309
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:55,030
and if you rub
the 2 together,
310
00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:57,126
you'll get water.
311
00:12:59,183 --> 00:13:00,333
I'm doomed.
312
00:13:00,366 --> 00:13:02,216
[Sobs]
313
00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,320
What am I to do?
314
00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:06,423
What am I saying?
315
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:08,450
I mandark, evil genius,
possesses a superior mind
316
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,373
to over come
any obstacle.
317
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,300
I will tame
this wild beast called nature.
318
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,103
I will survive.
319
00:13:15,133 --> 00:13:16,373
I will survive.
320
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,180
I will survive.
321
00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:58,150
I denounce science.
I throw away technology.
322
00:13:58,183 --> 00:13:59,223
I embrace the natural
323
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:01,270
and harness the powers
of the forest spirits,
324
00:14:01,300 --> 00:14:05,200
for I am
mountain mandark,
325
00:14:05,233 --> 00:14:09,003
and I am king
of the mountains.
326
00:14:09,033 --> 00:14:10,183
Ha ha ha!
327
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,416
What's that sound?
328
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,100
[Cars honking]
329
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:14,323
Civilization?
Technology?
330
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,150
Thank goodness.
I got to get out of this rotten place.
331
00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:20,003
I'm coming home, lab.
332
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,333
Ha ha ha!
333
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:25,126
Well, I guess
that about wraps it up.
334
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,296
Pun intended.
335
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:45,283
Ha ha ha!
336
00:14:45,316 --> 00:14:46,266
At last,
337
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,350
my darkest creation
is completed.
338
00:14:48,383 --> 00:14:49,473
With a push
of this button,
339
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,380
I will unleash
a mind-bending transmitter,
340
00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:55,126
which will
put the world under my control.
341
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:05,320
[Beeping]
342
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,003
Who is it?
343
00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:09,333
Dexter:
Hello, mandark?
344
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:10,446
This is Dexter.
345
00:15:10,483 --> 00:15:12,323
How dare
you call me.
346
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:13,300
Ah, you see?
347
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,333
That is exactly why
I am calling.
348
00:15:15,366 --> 00:15:18,096
This constant feud
of good and evil
349
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,483
just is not working
for me.
350
00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:23,166
Well, get used to it,
because you'll never defeat me.
351
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,470
Exactly my point.
352
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,050
I'm glad to hear
353
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:27,473
you're
finally beginning to see the light.
354
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,450
When you're
so diabolical...
355
00:15:29,483 --> 00:15:31,053
Uh-huh.
356
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,133
Right.
357
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:32,996
Yeah.
358
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,073
Uh-huh.
359
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,430
You see, that is why
I am giving you my lab.
360
00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:39,096
Yeah, so deranged,
so...
361
00:15:39,133 --> 00:15:41,453
Did you just say...
362
00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,203
That is right.
363
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,073
I'm sorry,
can you repeat that.
364
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:47,100
I didn't hear you.
365
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:49,103
I am giving you
my laboratory.
366
00:15:49,133 --> 00:15:50,303
Well, you are
probably thinking,
367
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:52,403
what is that
poor little genius up to?
368
00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:55,183
But I promise,
no tricks.
369
00:15:55,216 --> 00:15:57,176
How stupid
do you think I am?
370
00:15:57,216 --> 00:15:59,996
I'm not stepping one foot
in your lab.
371
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:01,423
Hey, man,
how's it going?
372
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:03,080
Welcome to my home.
373
00:16:03,116 --> 00:16:05,116
I don't know
what you're up to, but--
374
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:06,250
relax. Relax.
375
00:16:06,283 --> 00:16:08,423
Everything
is cool, man.
376
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,430
Once you see
the lab, you will--
377
00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:11,446
hyah! Hyah!
378
00:16:11,483 --> 00:16:13,323
Hyah! Hyah!
379
00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:18,050
Would you like me
to hang your cape?
380
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:20,323
Heh heh!
Hang my cape?
381
00:16:20,350 --> 00:16:22,300
Thanks.
382
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,223
Hmm...
383
00:16:25,316 --> 00:16:28,346
Now just behind
this unassuming bookcase lies--
384
00:16:28,383 --> 00:16:32,233
mandark, would I
really go through all this trouble
385
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:34,096
for some prank?
386
00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,403
That's the way.
387
00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:41,073
Behold. Dexter's lab.
388
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,200
Follow me, please.
389
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:57,070
Aha! A trap!
390
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,080
No!
391
00:16:58,116 --> 00:17:00,066
Why?! Why?! Why?!
392
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,150
[Sobbing]
393
00:17:02,183 --> 00:17:03,223
Mandark.
394
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:04,200
Mandark.
395
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,153
Huh?
396
00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:06,233
Let me know
when you are done,
397
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,266
and I'll show you
the rest of the lab.
398
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:10,350
Here we have
the main directory.
399
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:13,353
My lab is divided
into 5 sectors:
400
00:17:13,383 --> 00:17:15,133
Artificial
intelligence,
401
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,316
synthetic
technology,
402
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:18,150
biochemistry,
electromechanics,
403
00:17:18,183 --> 00:17:19,283
and top secret stuff.
404
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:21,366
Anything
you would like to see first?
405
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,180
Um, top secret stuff?
406
00:17:23,216 --> 00:17:25,246
Good choice.
Right this way.
407
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:29,183
To your left,
we have your basic robot army,
408
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,126
alien communicator,
atom smasher,
409
00:17:32,166 --> 00:17:35,266
teleporter,
giant robot, time portal.
410
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:37,320
Yeah, I'm sure you
got all this stuff
411
00:17:37,350 --> 00:17:38,420
back at your lab.
412
00:17:38,450 --> 00:17:41,020
Uh, oh,
yeah, totally.
413
00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:44,470
Ah, yes, this is
a personal favorite.
414
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,470
By a process
of neural infusion,
415
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,100
I am able to harness
the collective unconscious,
416
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,253
thus,
for a limited time,
417
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:53,423
becoming
the smartest being on earth.
418
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:56,180
Not specifically
diabolical,
419
00:17:56,216 --> 00:17:57,326
but hey--ha ha ha!--
420
00:17:57,366 --> 00:17:59,276
it couldn't hurt,
right?
421
00:17:59,316 --> 00:18:00,476
Right.
422
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:02,046
I mean, I guess.
423
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,033
Would you like
to try it?
424
00:18:04,066 --> 00:18:08,026
Just stand over there
and hold still.
425
00:18:10,083 --> 00:18:12,103
Hold it. Nice try.
426
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,453
I see what
you're up to.
427
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:15,233
Really, mandark.
428
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:16,396
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
429
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:17,433
Now hold still.
430
00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:22,296
Ah, if you must,
but you will see.
431
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,046
If "x" is
a hypersulfuric surface
432
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,403
composed of future
inextendable null geodesic generators
433
00:18:32,433 --> 00:18:34,173
without equastics,
434
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,030
I.e. The expansion
of the nil geodesics comprising of the horizon,
435
00:18:37,066 --> 00:18:39,076
cannot become
negatively infinite.
436
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:40,176
It worked.
437
00:18:40,216 --> 00:18:41,276
Well, of course
it did.
438
00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:44,446
Like I said, mandark,
my lab is your lab.
439
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,433
Use it as you would
your own.
440
00:18:46,466 --> 00:18:48,076
For evil?
Whatever.
441
00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:49,446
How about a mind-bending
transmitter,
442
00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:52,283
which will allow me
to control the world?
443
00:18:52,316 --> 00:18:53,316
Why stop there?
444
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,420
Why not control
the universe?
445
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,150
Yes, the universe.
446
00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:59,453
Shall we
get started?
447
00:19:46,016 --> 00:19:48,296
[Crash]
448
00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:10,346
Whew!
449
00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,403
Ah, all done.
450
00:20:12,433 --> 00:20:13,453
It's about time.
451
00:20:13,483 --> 00:20:16,333
Well, let's see
what we've got.
452
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,416
Ah!
453
00:20:19,450 --> 00:20:22,320
At last,
my darkest creation is completed.
454
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,420
After you.
455
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,070
May I?
456
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,220
With a push
of this button,
457
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,320
I, mandark, will
unleash a mind-bending transmission
458
00:20:28,350 --> 00:20:31,380
which will put
the entire universe under my control.
459
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,996
And that means you,
too, dorkster.
460
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:36,083
I have
double-crossed you once again.
461
00:20:36,116 --> 00:20:38,366
And now it will all
be mine.
462
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,120
Ha ha ha!
463
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:43,420
Ha!
464
00:20:55,416 --> 00:20:58,366
Ha! Well, well,
well, mandark,
465
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,400
who double-crossed
whom?
466
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,403
This was supposed
to be mine, Dexter.
467
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:05,003
All mine, not yours.
Mine.
468
00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:07,153
Well, like
I always say,
469
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,473
if you can't play
with the big dogs,
470
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,080
stay on the porch.
471
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:13,016
Ha ha!
472
00:21:13,050 --> 00:21:14,370
Hey! What is going on?
473
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:18,230
I am trying to
wax poetic here.
474
00:21:20,383 --> 00:21:22,453
Man:
Enter at your own peril.
475
00:21:22,483 --> 00:21:25,433
Pass the bolted door
476
00:21:25,466 --> 00:21:29,216
where impossible things
may happen that the world's never seen before.
477
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:33,100
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
478
00:21:33,133 --> 00:21:34,453
♪ lives the smartest boy
479
00:21:34,483 --> 00:21:36,373
♪ you've ever seen
480
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,480
♪ but Dee Dee blows
481
00:21:38,016 --> 00:21:39,366
♪ his experiments
482
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,280
♪ to smithereens
483
00:21:42,316 --> 00:21:44,216
♪ there is gloom and doom
484
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:47,000
♪ while things go boom
485
00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:49,183
♪ in Dexter's lab
486
00:21:49,216 --> 00:21:52,426
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487
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