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[Thunder]
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[Evil laughter]
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Oh, yeah.
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How did I become
so deliciously evil?
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Oh, yeah, I remember.
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The seeds
of my glorious villainy
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were sown
a long, long time ago.
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Aah.
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It all seems but a faint
and distant revery now.
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But as I recall,
the basis of my evil
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can be traced back
to my birth.
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Back to the tranquil village
in which we lived.
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Ah, the tranquil village
of flowertopia,
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an idealized world
of peace and Harmony,
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a place where man and beast
live side by side,
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a place where unity
and goodness prevail,
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a place where even the wind
smelt of happiness.
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Bleah! It makes me sick
just to think about it!
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But there amongst
the fragrant flowers and radiant landscape,
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I became
the firstborn love child
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of wind bear and ocean bird.
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A.k.a. Mother and father.
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That's it,
sweetheart.
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Find your center,
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breathe,
and release.
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Mandark: And with that
last maternal exhalation,
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I, mandark,
monarch of darkness,
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came to be.
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Oh, wind bear,
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isn't he just
the most beautiful creature ever?
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Why, he's as groovy
as moon dust,
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and as exquisite
as golden starlight.
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He's as pure and lovely
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as our terrestrial
sphere itself.
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With the head to match.
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Therefore I, wind bear,
shall bestow unto you
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a name beyond
the conforms of society.
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And I, ocean bird,
request a name
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without preconceived
gender connotations.
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A name that's
whispered softly
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through
the canyon winds.
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You shall
be named...
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Susan.
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Waah! Waah!
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Mandark: And so by some
cruel and twisted cosmic joke,
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I, mandark,
crown prince of dark forces,
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had been born into a world
of warm-hearted tenderness.
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I was the direct
genetic descendant
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of gentle, loving,
happy pacifists.
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But no amount
of compassion and humanity
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could dampen
my true nature within!
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[Evil laughter]
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As the size
of my colossal cranium increased,
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so did my ever-evolving
evil intellect.
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[Evil laughter]
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Mandark: And even in my most
infantile state of mind,
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I knew there was something else
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beyond the peaceful life
my parents provided me.
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Then suddenly,
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it seemed to have
appeared out of nowhere.
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Its icy-cool mechanical casing,
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its complex composite
of twisted circuitry,
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its tangled web
of expertly engineered cybernetics.
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This object,
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with its calculated,
methodically designed exactness,
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this object was a revelation.
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It was a part of me.
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It was...It was...
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Science!
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I knew that
if I could only master
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this thing called science,
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and combine it
with my natural wickedness,
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I could control the world!
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But my plans
for total global domination
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would have to wait,
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for it would seem my parents
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had a different idea
for my development.
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Waah! Waah!
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Yes, the days of my infancy
were filled
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with one tedious activity
after another.
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And all of them
so very, very UN-sciency.
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Happy annual name day
celebration!
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As the guest
of honor,
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Susan gets to wear
the festival wreath.
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Oh, how precious!
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And I bet I know
who wants some
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tofu squares
and rice cakes.
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No!!
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No more tofu!
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No more flowers!
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I want meat!
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And I want science!!
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Oh, wind bear,
whatever are we to do
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about our little Susan's
unnatural request
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for beef and technology?
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Rest easy,
ocean bird.
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This is probably
just a stage
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he's going through.
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Well, perhaps
we have neglected
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some of the boy's needs.
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Both: Hmmm.
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Let's drop out!
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Groovy!
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Mandark: So we packed up
the incense and herbal teas
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and set out to see the world,
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in the hope of my parents
that the experience
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would squelch my dark desires.
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[Coyote howls]
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Yes, we traveled the world over,
and then some,
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but it made no difference to me.
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I still longed to commit
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acts of science
in the name of evil.
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But trapped in the prison
of mere boyhood,
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and forced to endure
every whim of my parents,
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I was afraid I was never
going to get the chance.
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Eventually our travels
came to an end,
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and my parents decided
it was time
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to take root once again.
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So we settled down
in a nice little community
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in a nice little home
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in complete nowheresville.
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Little did I know
I was about to encounter
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the moment that would
alter my life forever.
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[Humming]
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Yes, that should do it.
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And once again,
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thanks to my magnificent
and astounding genius,
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science can
hold its head up proudly.
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Let's turn it on!
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Ah! Oh, hey,
what happened?
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Hey, what gives?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Science. Wow.
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Wow. Mmm.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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What is that
that you are doing there?
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Stop that,
stop that.
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This here is
very complicated
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high-tech scientific
type of stuff
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of which you cannot
possibly comprehend.
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I love science.
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It's just that
my parents, well,
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and the moving around,
and the love, and--
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yes, yes,
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I am sure
your life story
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is endlessly
entertaining.
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But if you'll
excuse me,
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I, Dexter,
boy genius,
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have much work
to be doing.
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So to you,
I bid adieu.
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Good-bye,
little girl.
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Oh, I'm not
a little girl.
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I'm a little boy,
just like you.
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Hmm. What is the name
by which you are called?
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Uh, my name is...
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Susan.
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[Laughing loudly]
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Mandark, voice-over:
Oh, that laugh,
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that annoying chuckle,
that irritating chortle.
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At that moment,
something within me snapped.
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And it was as if all the evil
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that had been suppressed
inside of me for so many years
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had suddenly been unleashed
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to every fiber
of my organic structure,
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and I could feel the power.
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I knew what must be done.
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I was going to build
the biggest, most astounding,
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most incredibly evil
scientific laboratory ever!
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Putting anything
that insignificant Dexter had ever made to shame!
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Voice-over:
But to achieve my goal, I could no longer be
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a long-haired girly-named
boy anymore.
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No!
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Voice-over: I would assume
a new, evil identity.
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And now I only needed
a new name,
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a name to match the darkness
that flowed through me,
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a name that told of the man
I knew I could be.
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I was now--
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mandark!
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And my sole purpose,
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to be the greatest,
most evillest boy genius scientist
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the world has ever known.
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And to destroy
Dexter's laboratory!
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[Evil laughter]
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And today is my day!
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The future is now!
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[Evil laughter]
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Wind bear: Ahem.
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Now Susan,
you know how we feel
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about using
implements of destruction.
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My name
is mandark.
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No, it's Susan.
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Now put that away
and come join
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our bonding chant
ritual, Susan.
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Yes, mother.
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[Sighs]
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I'll get you one day, Dexter.
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One day.
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Ok, let's see how p-290
and p-291 are doing.
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[Electronic beeping]
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Looking good, guys.
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Now for the l-2-4-7.
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Hmm. Your productivity
has increased 72%!
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You go, girl.
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Ok, next robot for review.
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Ah, the q-t-411.
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Be be be bop.
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Be be be be be
zu zu.
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Wow, q-t. Much better
than yesterday.
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Thank you,
Dexter, sir.
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[Glass shatters]
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Ooh. What do we have here?
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Well, see you later,
q-t. Bye-bye.
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Um, Dexter, sir,
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I'm really sorry.
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[Smash]
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[Screaming]
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Let's see. Hmm,
who have we got left?
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The fast response executing
droid and the m.A.R.-10.
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Just two more robots to check,
then sleepy d checks into bed.
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[Music playing]
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Oh, boy!
Shake it, me.
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Shake it! Yeah!
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Woo! Yeah!
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Yeah! Woo!
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Yeah!
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Excuse me!
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[Music turns off]
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Whoa! Hey, what the...?
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Who turned off the...?
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Oh, hi, cutie.
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Why aren't
you two working?
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To set the record
straight,
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I was. I was working.
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No, you were dancing.
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See, i--i can tell that
you're the type of guy
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that needs some
reassurance
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that work
is getting done.
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Am I right here?
Yeah, I am.
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Let me just start by saying
that Fred and I
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have been working
the whole time.
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But what happened, you see,
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was our tools broke
from being overworked.
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So we got this guy
to get us some new tools.
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So, in the meantime,
Fred and I
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have been on this really
UN-unneeded work break.
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[Beeping]
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Those must be
your tools.
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No, tiny.
Don't you remember
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I said tools, not--
not drinks. Tools.
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Actually, m.A.R.-10,
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you did ask tiny
to bring you a drink,
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then you asked me
if I wanted one
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and I said yes,
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because you know
how parched I get
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after I dance.
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Well, you two
are stupid.
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No, all 3 of you
are stupid.
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And if your cute little
attitudes and productivity
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do not change
by the time I get back,
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you will be 3
little cubes of steel.
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See you guys later.
266
00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,123
I'm outta here.
267
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:19,220
M.a.r.-10?
M.a.r.-10, wait up!
268
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:22,080
[Beeping]
269
00:14:22,116 --> 00:14:23,116
[Crash]
270
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:25,170
What do you mean
you're out of here?
271
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,100
You think I'm gonna
stick around here
272
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,423
and get turned into
a cube of steel?
273
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,270
Ha ha ha. Right.
274
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,480
You could
try working.
275
00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:34,276
Yeah, good idea,
Fred.
276
00:14:34,316 --> 00:14:36,346
I'll see you
tomorrow morning.
277
00:14:36,383 --> 00:14:40,253
Fred: What the heck
is that crazy thing?
278
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:42,153
Oh, it's my
escape tunnel, Fred.
279
00:14:42,183 --> 00:14:46,103
My very own darned
escape tunnel.
280
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,230
Where's it go?
281
00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:52,016
It goes to
freedom, Fred.
282
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:54,120
It goes to america.
283
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:57,420
In america, the streets
are paved with parties,
284
00:14:57,450 --> 00:15:01,120
and there never is a party
where you can't find m.A.R.-T.
285
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,270
Oh, I have to remember that.
286
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:10,083
See you later,
Dexter's lavatory.
287
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:12,376
Pull the chain, pal.
288
00:15:20,283 --> 00:15:24,153
Oh, guys.
It's beautiful.
289
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:26,023
Oh, you gotta
check this out.
290
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,380
Fred: What?
What is it?
291
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:28,396
Is it freedom?
292
00:15:28,433 --> 00:15:29,423
What does it
look like?
293
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,150
Well, hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
294
00:15:32,183 --> 00:15:34,023
Let me see. Let me see.
295
00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:36,280
Oh, whoa!
296
00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:39,996
Freedom looks like a woman.
297
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:43,353
Move over,
move over. Let me!
298
00:15:43,383 --> 00:15:45,103
Holy moly!
299
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,403
Look at those curves.
300
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,253
Look at those lines.
301
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:50,423
She has got to be
Italian.
302
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,080
Oh, dear me,
she's hot.
303
00:15:54,116 --> 00:15:56,346
Hubba, hubba, hubba.
304
00:15:56,383 --> 00:15:58,383
Oh, I love you.
305
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,176
[Car alarm sounding]
306
00:16:01,216 --> 00:16:02,096
What the...?
307
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:06,123
Yeah!
She wants to party!
308
00:16:06,150 --> 00:16:08,270
Quiet!
309
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,280
Ah, that's my car!
310
00:16:10,316 --> 00:16:12,216
Get away from my car!
311
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,000
We're history.
312
00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:16,033
You come back here.
313
00:16:16,066 --> 00:16:18,316
I'm-a calling
the cops.
314
00:16:18,350 --> 00:16:21,380
I'm-a gonna get you so bad.
315
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,433
[Tires screech]
316
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,300
Move it, dum-dum.
Move it!
317
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,053
[Horn honking]
318
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:34,023
Now i'm-a gonna call
the cop of your butts. Ha ha.
319
00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:37,230
Hello, cops?
You get-a these guys.
320
00:16:37,266 --> 00:16:40,396
Car 72?
Calling car 72.
321
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,153
Yeah, here chief.
322
00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:44,033
Whoa!
323
00:16:45,233 --> 00:16:47,403
[Crash]
[Siren stalling]
324
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,170
[Laughing]
325
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,296
Classic.
Whoa!
326
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:59,123
[Chattering]
327
00:17:04,433 --> 00:17:07,453
Well, this looks
like a fun crowd.
328
00:17:07,483 --> 00:17:09,353
Whoa, yeah.
329
00:17:09,383 --> 00:17:10,403
Oh ho ho.
Yeah.
330
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:13,253
Ok. Righty,
righty, righty.
331
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,253
Hey, sweetie.
You wanna dance?
332
00:17:16,283 --> 00:17:19,283
[Glass shatters, silence]
333
00:17:19,316 --> 00:17:20,446
You think I'm a woman?
334
00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:23,133
I think you got
yourself some trouble.
335
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,326
Let's get 'em, boys.
336
00:17:24,366 --> 00:17:25,396
Oh, ha ha ha.
337
00:17:25,433 --> 00:17:26,453
You know, it looks like
338
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:28,453
there has been some
miscommunication here.
339
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:31,403
Just like you guys,
you see, I'm a biker.
340
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:32,433
I'm also a comedian,
341
00:17:32,466 --> 00:17:34,996
and that's why
it's funny, you see,
342
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:36,183
that I called you a girl,
343
00:17:36,216 --> 00:17:38,476
because it is so obvious
that you're not.
344
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,316
That was not
a funny joke, m.A.R.-10.
345
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:42,470
Thank you, Fred.
346
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,380
Listen, I am with you guys,
down with the man, I say.
347
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:48,376
Let's just ride our bikes
into the night.
348
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:49,396
What do you say,
fellas? Huh?
349
00:17:49,433 --> 00:17:51,473
Freedom blowing through hair,
350
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,300
the excitement of maybe
a coyote,
351
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,453
or hey, a rabbit--
352
00:17:55,483 --> 00:18:00,083
stealing our food
as we sing by the campfire.
353
00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:02,066
Whoa. You are a big boy,
aren't you?
354
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:06,170
Could I borrow this
for just a second?
355
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,080
Thank you.
356
00:18:07,116 --> 00:18:09,096
Yes, gentlemen, it's true.
357
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,153
I do play the guitar.
358
00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:12,123
And as exciting as that
may sound to you,
359
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:14,270
there is one thing
more exciting.
360
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,400
And that is--
361
00:18:16,433 --> 00:18:20,253
♪ riding down the highway
362
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:25,173
♪ wind blowing
through my hair ♪
363
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,370
Fred:
♪ man, we'll put our shades on ♪
364
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:36,020
♪ the sun could
give a glare ♪
365
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,220
♪ the sun could
give a glare ♪
366
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,070
Come on, harmonize.
367
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:45,470
♪ The sun could give a glare
368
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,050
all righty, now that
I've wet your whistle, so to speak,
369
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,483
with that musical interlude
I just gave you,
370
00:18:51,016 --> 00:18:53,366
and I know you're
kind of excited about that,
371
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,200
so, what I really think
we should do
372
00:18:55,233 --> 00:19:00,333
is find the energy trapped
down deep inside those leather chaps of yours
373
00:19:00,366 --> 00:19:02,396
and get this party going.
374
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,133
So, why don't we all
just stand up--
375
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,446
that's it, stand up.
Stand up.
376
00:19:07,483 --> 00:19:09,123
Oh, now you in the back,
377
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:12,350
I see you all sad
and scared and timid.
378
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:15,073
"Oh, what will
my friends think?"
379
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:16,170
Stand up!
380
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,380
It's gonna be ok.
Everyone's gonna like you.
381
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,166
Everyone's gonna like me.
382
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,220
We're all going to have
a really good time,
383
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:26,400
but what I'd like you to do
is follow what I say,
384
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:29,273
and the band behind me,
follow what I'm gonna do,
385
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:34,320
and we're gonna have
a really good time. So...
386
00:19:35,016 --> 00:19:38,376
♪ Put your wrists in the air
387
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:42,296
♪ rev around like you
just don't care ♪
388
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:47,203
♪ swing your hips
like you do when you jog ♪
389
00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,183
♪ now look at y'all
390
00:19:50,216 --> 00:19:53,326
♪ you're riding that hog
391
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:55,096
♪ yeah
392
00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:58,003
♪ you're riding that hog
393
00:19:59,116 --> 00:20:02,346
♪ you're riding that hog,
get it, Fred ♪
394
00:20:02,383 --> 00:20:03,403
♪ oh, oh, oh
395
00:20:03,433 --> 00:20:06,033
♪ you're riding that hog
396
00:20:06,066 --> 00:20:07,146
♪ oh, yes
397
00:20:07,183 --> 00:20:08,183
♪ ride on down the highway
398
00:20:08,216 --> 00:20:10,096
♪ you're riding that hog
399
00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:15,180
where the heck
are my robots?
400
00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:17,403
♪ Oh, ho, ho
401
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,183
♪ you're riding that hog
402
00:20:19,216 --> 00:20:20,466
♪ ride that hog
403
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,170
♪ oh, oh, oh
404
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,070
♪ you're riding that hog
405
00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:25,470
♪ smoking
406
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,020
♪ you're riding that hog
407
00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:30,470
♪ I can't get off,
I hear sirens ♪
408
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,120
♪ you're riding that hog
409
00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:34,430
♪ yeah, just can't stop
410
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:37,376
Dexter: Ooh,
there you are!
411
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:47,230
Where have you been?
412
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:48,366
I've been worried sick.
413
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,080
Get inside of
this robot right now!
414
00:20:52,116 --> 00:20:53,046
But...
But...
415
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:54,053
No buts!
416
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,433
Say good-bye to
your little friends
417
00:20:55,466 --> 00:20:58,296
and get in here
this instant!
418
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:00,403
Well, we gotta
go now.
419
00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:02,433
Yeah, bye, guys.
420
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,353
[Jeering]
421
00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:15,080
You 3 are in so much trouble
when we get home...
422
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:17,026
Well, you know,
we wouldn't have left
423
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:19,276
if you weren't
such a slave driver.
424
00:21:19,316 --> 00:21:21,446
Oh, you could be right.
425
00:21:21,483 --> 00:21:25,483
I know, you guys only
have to work 12 hours a day,
426
00:21:26,016 --> 00:21:28,326
but twice as hard.
427
00:21:29,466 --> 00:21:31,146
Yeah!
Yeah!
428
00:21:31,183 --> 00:21:32,153
I can live with that.
429
00:21:32,183 --> 00:21:33,183
Fred: Ooh,
can I drive?
430
00:21:33,216 --> 00:21:35,126
Dexter: Get your hands
off the controls.
431
00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,096
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432
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,023
captioned by the national
captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org--
433
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,376
♪ you're riding that hog
434
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:44,346
♪ yeah
435
00:21:44,383 --> 00:21:47,233
♪ you're riding that hog
436
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:52,073
♪ you're riding that hog,
get it, Fred ♪
437
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,330
♪ oh, oh, oh
438
00:21:53,366 --> 00:21:55,226
♪ you're riding that hog
439
00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:56,126
♪ oh, yes
440
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:58,996
♪ ride on down the highway
441
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,083
♪ oh, oh, oh
442
00:22:02,116 --> 00:22:03,366
♪ you're riding that hog
443
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,230
♪ you got it, you got it,
you got it ♪
444
00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:08,066
♪ you're riding that hog
445
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,130
♪ oh, yes
446
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,266
♪ oh, oh, oh
447
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:12,370
♪ you're riding that hog
448
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,250
♪ what I say
449
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:18,850
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