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Narrator:
The concrete jungle.
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Deep within its seemingly
endless towers--glass, steel, and mortar--life exists.
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Large, colorful, metallic herds
vie for position
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on its main thoroughfares
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as many different life forms
fill its walkways
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with constant activity.
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But our story takes us
to the outskirts of this harsh environment,
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outside, to a more
docile setting.
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Here, more timid creatures
live and work among one another
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in smaller dwellings.
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One dwelling in particular
has captured our attention,
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for deep within its barriers
a discovery has been made,
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a discovery of a creature
living in somewhat secret seclusion
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within towering
artificial walls and barriers
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of flashing brilliance
and display--
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none of which has been seen
anywhere else in the world--
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built with skillful hands
and a greater knowledge.
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Yes, within
this sterile environment
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lives a new class of creature:
Dexterius homogenius.
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Although pale from lack
of exposure to the sun,
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we've appropriately
dubbed him "blackfoot."
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Full of peculiar habits,
we follow blackfoot
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on a typical day of activity,
intrigue, and adventure.
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After years of close study,
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one habit in particular
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has eluded our reasoning
as to why:
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The repetitive motion
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of this strange ritual,
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which can last for hours
at a time,
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is perhaps an inherited
genetic defect.
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Amazing...
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We must keep a safe distance
from blackfoot,
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for there is always
that element of danger.
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[Screaming]
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See how blackfoot's
meticulous preparation
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leads into some
ritualistic song and dance.
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His high-pitched chanting
can be heard
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echoing into the far reaches
of his lair,
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evoking rain or good fortune--
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or perhaps
the spirits themselves.
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Blackfoot's ritual
comes to an abrupt end.
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Motionless, he lies there
in an ecstatic state for hours.
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Amazing.
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One of the most intriguing
qualities of this little guy
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is his ability to procreate.
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In the flash of an instant
his task is done,
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after which he goes into a hail
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of self-appreciating grunts.
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Awoo awoo awoooo!
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Narrator: And now, thanks to
the marvels of modern technology,
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we are able to slow down
this amazing process
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and see firsthand how he
achieves this incredible feat.
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[Drill whines]
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[Whirring]
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Amazing...
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But lo, blackfoot's excitement
won't last long,
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for unbeknownst to him,
somewhere in his domain
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lurks the master of camouflage,
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the wizard of stealth
and ever-present foe to his creations,
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deedicus deedicus,
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whom we have
affectionately dubbed "slim."
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With great agility and speed,
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she approaches her target...
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Eeeee!
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Using a high-pitched squeal
to render blackfoot helpless.
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Slim makes her way to
blackfoot's amazing creation,
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and with the same speed and
accuracy of blackfoot himself...
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Destroys it.
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Amazing...
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Again with the aid
of modern technology,
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we may see just how this deed
is accomplished
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time and time again.
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Amazing...
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The only time blackfoot leaves
the safety of his lair
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is to forage for food.
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With an opportunity
of great size in sight,
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blackfoot takes his chance.
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Nearly upon his meal,
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blackfoot is knocked out
of the running
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by larger, more agile creatures,
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who go at the act of eating in
a gruesome, animalistic manner.
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Oh, I can't watch!
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[Gobbling]
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[Gobbling]
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[Slurp]
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[Gobbling]
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Yes, it is common for
the smaller and weaker creatures
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to be left out of a meal.
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Left only with scraps,
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blackfoot searches for
even a tiny morsel...
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But to no avail.
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Defeated and hungry,
blackfoot returns
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to the sanctity and solitude
of his lair.
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Hygiene also plays
an important role
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in blackfoot's agenda.
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See how he removes his outer
protective layer,
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exposing his pale underlayer.
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Once in the water,
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blackfoot captures
a nearby creature
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and squeezes a thick secretion
from its head,
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which he works into
a fine lather.
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See also how he cleanses
the rest of his body
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with a foreign object,
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paying special attention
to the details.
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Hey, that tickles.
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Unfortunately, before we could
witness this event further,
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blackfoot discovered us.
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Sensing danger,
blackfoot makes a run for it.
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Realizing we may lose track
of blackfoot, we give chase,
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and have no alternative
but to tranquilize him...
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Thus putting an end
to our research for now.
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For someday we shall return
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to check up on
this wonderful creature,
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this wonderful world
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of blackfoot.
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Man: My yob is simple--
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after their designated hours
of their education,
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the children exit
to return home,
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while I clean,
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sweep,
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and prepare their environment
for the next day of education
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in sterile surroundings.
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For I am yani the yanitor.
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It is an uncomplicated yob
that leaves me much time after
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to spend with my beloved wife.
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But one children continues
to complicate situation and torture.
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[Deep-voiced laughter]
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Night after night, he stays
much time past designated hours.
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And when he decides to go,
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he leaves a residue of filth
that prolongs me from my beloved
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for several more hours--
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and when I return home,
my love is taking her slumber,
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and waking her would be
catastrophical.
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So I wait and I plan,
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until the day that he would need
to exit quickly
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for something important--
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for then I will have him...
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[Ringing]
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Yessiree, working here
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is much more peaceful than
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being at home with Dee Dee.
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Working late again,
Dexter?
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Yes, sir, yani.
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I'll be burning
the midnight oil tonight, for sure.
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[Beeps]
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Heh heh--will you
excuse me, please?
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Sure, Dexter.
No problem.
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Huh? An emergency
action message?
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Computer: Dexter, Dee Dee
has located
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the curbo-comic laser Cannon.
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Probability of lab destruction
is 99--
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[static]
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Oh, my gosh!
I have to get home immediately!
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Gotcha!
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I can't believe Dee Dee's
got the Cannon.
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Well, it shouldn't be too hard
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to stop her.
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Why did the stupid
janitor lock the door?
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Yani on P.A.: It's always
the yanitor who is stupid--
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huh, Dexter?
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Aah! Who said that?
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Why, it's your pal
yani, Dexter.
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Why did you
lock the door?
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Oh, I just wanted
to make sure
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that you don't get
disturbed working tonight.
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Oh, thank you,
but I'll be leaving early tonight.
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No, Dexter, I don't
think you understand.
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You're staying here--
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forever!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Hmm. The janitor
has gone crazy
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and locked me in,
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Dee Dee is destroying
the lab at home--
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what am I gonna do?
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Doors locked--
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windows barred in--
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security camera is watching
my every move--
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fire alarm--
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heh heh heh heh.
Vengeance is sweet.
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[Ringing]
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Uh-oh.
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Yes, yes!
Dexter, you are a genius.
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Open up in there!
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Hey, how's it going?
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No problem here.
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I'm the yanitor.
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Yust a glitch
in the system.
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Roger that.
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So, Dexter, you thought
you can play trick on yani--
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but it is yani
who will be playing the tricks tonight.
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Eh, Dexter?
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[Gasp]
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Yani:
Ho ho ho! Dexter,
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the firemen couldn't
find the fire,
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but I think things will start
to heat up for you.
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Owee! Ow! Owoo! Owee ow!
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Whoa!
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Aah!
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Ow! Ooh! Eee!
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Agh! Ooh! Aah!
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[Panting]
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Yani: So,
are you too hot, Dexter?
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Well, let me cool you down
a little.
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No!
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Ow! Ooh! Eee! Agh! Aah!
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Yani: Going up?
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Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Aaaaagh!
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Yani: Going down.
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[Buzzing]
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Perfect.
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What the--?
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Hello, Dexter.
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What are you,
crazy or something?
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No, Dexter!
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I want you to feel
the pain that I feel
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when you make me
stay late every night!
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What?
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Here you go, Dexter.
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There's the exit.
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Go home.
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Aah!
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[Crunching]
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Aah!
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[Growls]
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Yes, yes!
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That is the pain
inside my heart.
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Aah!
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Yes, Dexter, yes!
You're almost there.
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Oops. Too late!
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So, smarty pants--
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what do you say now?
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Clean up this mess.
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[Growls]
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Yani!
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Liebchen.
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Do notliebchen
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I wait every night for you
to come home,
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thinking that
you're working hard--
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but
here I find you
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goofing around
with friends!
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But--
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no.
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Not another word.
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You coming home...
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But--
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now!
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You, boy--
open door!
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Heh heh,
yes. Ma'am.
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Come, yani.
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But--
come!
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Boy, the holidays sure do
make people
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do the craziest things.
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[Whistlingjingle bells ]
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Hey, puppet pal
clem--
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why don't
we pass the time
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by singing
a song?
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Ok, puppet pal
Mitch.
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That sounds like fun.
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Ok. Here goes.
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♪ 99 bottles of
bonk on the wall ♪
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♪ 99 bottles
of bonk ♪
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♪ take one down,
pass it around ♪
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♪ 98 bottles of
bonk on the wall ♪
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♪ 11 bottles of
bonk on the wall ♪
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♪ 11 bottles
of bonk ♪
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[Woozy babble]
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♪ 10 bottles of
bonk on the wall ♪
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[Ticking]
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[Ringing]
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Dexter, my boy,
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you are a genius.
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Dexter, my boy,
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you are a genius.
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Exactly.
279
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Dexter: Dexter has
the most brilliant mind
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in the entire universe.
281
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,016
Dexter has the most
brilliant mind
282
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,280
in the
entire universe.
283
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,066
Dexter's fantastic
creations
284
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:45,050
are the envy of
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all of the world!
286
00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,480
Dexter's fantastic
creations are the envy
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00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,216
of all the world!
288
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,420
[Sigh]
289
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,470
Not only that,
290
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,150
but, man,
his secret laboratory
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00:15:56,183 --> 00:16:00,303
is the best secret
laboratory of all time.
292
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,273
Not only that,
but, man,
293
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,320
his secret
laboratory
294
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:06,200
is the best
secret laboratory of all time.
295
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,423
My sister Dee Dee
is a very stupid girl.
296
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:14,470
My sister Dee Dee is
a very stupid girl.
297
00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:17,483
I finally invented someone
298
00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:21,166
I can have an intelligent
conversation with.
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00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,170
I am only sad
300
00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:25,000
that I did not think
of it sooner.
301
00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:25,433
[Alarm]
302
00:16:25,466 --> 00:16:29,146
Dee Dee: Ooh! What do
these buttons do?
303
00:16:29,183 --> 00:16:31,403
No, Dee Dee!
Stop!
304
00:16:32,066 --> 00:16:35,466
Don't
touch anything!
305
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:39,416
I'm gonna bop you
one, Dee Dee.
306
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:41,250
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
307
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:43,423
Ooh, what's that?
308
00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:44,350
Get out, Dee Dee!
309
00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:47,273
Get out! Get out! Get out!
310
00:16:50,066 --> 00:16:52,016
Oooooh!
311
00:16:52,050 --> 00:16:54,150
Ooooooooh!
312
00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:57,233
Dexter: Oh,
Dee Dee...
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00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:02,280
Cookie!
314
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,283
[Whistling]
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00:17:08,233 --> 00:17:11,323
[Whistling]
316
00:17:12,216 --> 00:17:14,096
[Sniff sniff]
317
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:26,096
It always puts me in
a reasonable mood
318
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:30,223
to see her go through the door
like that.
319
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,420
Dee Dee: Ooh,
what's that?
320
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:36,080
Dee Dee, how many times
must I tell you...
321
00:17:38,033 --> 00:17:40,353
What do these
buttons do?
322
00:17:40,383 --> 00:17:43,473
Dexter's
a stupid girl.
323
00:17:44,283 --> 00:17:45,383
No, no, no.
324
00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:47,416
Dexter is the most
brilliant mind
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00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:49,480
in the entire universe.
326
00:17:50,016 --> 00:17:51,216
Dexter's
a cookie.
327
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,200
I am not a cookie!
328
00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,323
Dexter's
a cookie.
329
00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:54,200
Am not!
330
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,233
Are too
a cookie.
331
00:17:56,383 --> 00:18:00,203
I'm gonna bop
you one, girl.
332
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,433
Cookie!
333
00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,070
Good riddance.
334
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:16,030
That had to be
my worst invention yet.
335
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,073
Yup, that's
a big'UN.
336
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:25,030
Yup, yup.
337
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:26,476
That's a big'UN for
the Florida everglades.
338
00:18:27,016 --> 00:18:30,366
Next we'll cover
worms and plastic minnows.
339
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,380
Yup, yup.
340
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:35,166
Who's trying to
sneak up on me?
341
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,450
Dexter,
boy genius.
342
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,483
Dexter
the cookie.
343
00:18:38,016 --> 00:18:42,026
Shh. I'm trying
to watch my show.
344
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,216
I'm gonna
bop you.
345
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:46,030
Now, that is no way
to talk to your--
346
00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:47,146
you are stupid girl.
347
00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:49,133
Get out! Get out! Get out!
348
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:50,296
Yup, yup, yup.
349
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,353
Don't touch anything!
350
00:18:52,383 --> 00:18:54,303
I-I'm sorry.
351
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,323
You're a cookie!
352
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:58,270
Get out! Get out!
Get out!
353
00:19:08,333 --> 00:19:10,423
All right.
Let's see...
354
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:14,220
I'll need two eggs...
355
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:19,003
Hmm. One stick of
butter...
356
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,083
Half a cup of sugar...
357
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,370
A pinch
of cinnamon...
358
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:34,380
A cup of cinnamon.
359
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:35,396
A cup of cinnamon.
360
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:36,403
A quart of pepper.
361
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:37,423
A quart of pepper.
362
00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:38,480
A box of olives.
363
00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:40,066
A box of peppers.
364
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,330
Yup, yup, yup.
365
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:42,326
Mom: A block
of cheese.
366
00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:44,046
Parrot: A block
of cheese.
367
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,103
A gallon of milk.
368
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,253
A gallon of milk.
369
00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:49,203
Are you sneaking up
on me?
370
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:50,253
A cup of coffee.
371
00:19:50,283 --> 00:19:51,333
A cup of coffee.
372
00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:52,326
Beans.
373
00:19:52,366 --> 00:19:53,316
Beans.
374
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:54,470
Cookies!
375
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,070
Cookies!
376
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,180
Worms and
plastic minnows.
377
00:19:59,216 --> 00:20:03,126
Now, wait just
a minute here.
378
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:07,026
Where am I going to get
worms and plastic minnows?
379
00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:09,196
The Florida everglades.
380
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,080
Dexter's secret!
Dexter's secret!
381
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:23,116
Dexter's secret!
Dexter's secret!
382
00:20:23,150 --> 00:20:23,480
Oh, no!
383
00:20:24,016 --> 00:20:26,126
What has that
stupid bird done?
384
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,246
If that canary
sings,
385
00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:31,473
my entire laboratory
will be compromised.
386
00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:34,153
Dexter's secret!
Dexter's secret!
387
00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:36,033
Dexter's secret!
388
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:36,996
Say, you know,
389
00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:42,303
there's something
strange about this bird.
390
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:46,066
Now, where do you suppose
it came from?
391
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,220
Hmm... hmm...
392
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,000
A secret!
A secret!
393
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:51,473
A secret!
394
00:20:53,016 --> 00:20:53,396
A secret?
395
00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:54,423
All right,
Mr. Bird.
396
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:56,300
You've got some
explaining to do.
397
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,083
Out with it,
right now!
398
00:20:59,316 --> 00:21:01,046
I'm not going to
ask you again.
399
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:05,133
Exactly where
did you come from?
400
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:08,123
Dexter's secret!
Dexter's secret!
401
00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:11,020
Dexter's secret!
402
00:21:14,266 --> 00:21:16,016
Dexter's secret.
403
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,020
Dad: Dexter!
404
00:21:18,216 --> 00:21:20,326
How many times
have I told you
405
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,266
not to throw
the bird?
406
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,350
But, mom,
it's not a real bird.
407
00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:28,003
I built it
in my secret laboratory.
408
00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:28,373
Ohhh!
409
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,380
Smooth move,
Dexter.
410
00:21:29,416 --> 00:21:32,276
Now you'll have to
erase mom and dad's memories--
411
00:21:32,316 --> 00:21:33,216
again.
412
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,220
Smooth move, Dexter.
Smooth move, Dexter.
413
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,270
Smooth move, Dexter.
414
00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,100
Enter at your own peril,
415
00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:43,383
past the vaulted door
416
00:21:43,416 --> 00:21:46,026
where impossible
things may happen
417
00:21:46,066 --> 00:21:48,266
that the world's
never seen before.
418
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:52,270
♪ In Dexter's laboratory
419
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,180
♪ lives the smartest boy
420
00:21:54,216 --> 00:21:55,466
♪ you've ever seen
421
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,070
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
422
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:01,380
♪ to smithereens
423
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:04,016
♪ there is gloom and doom
424
00:22:04,050 --> 00:22:06,150
♪ while things go boom
425
00:22:06,183 --> 00:22:08,333
♪ in Dexter's lab
426
00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:12,416
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