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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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[Bubbling]
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Success!
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Thank you. Thank you.
And, of course,
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my sincerest thanks
to everyone
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that made
this project possible.
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Thank you, beaker.
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Thank you, clamp.
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Thank you,
mysterious chemicals.
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Thank you, computer.
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And last, but not least,
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I would like to thankfire.
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Ah, fire.
Just think...
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All of man's
greatest advancements,
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all of man's industrial
accomplishments,
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all our
technological progress,
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all stem from
the discovery of fire.
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[Sighs]
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Oh, how wonderful
it would be
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to jump back in time
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and meet
the amazing caveman
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that first harnessed
the power of fire.
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[Deep voice]
Primal genius
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[normal voice]
Meets modern genius--
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hanging out,
comparing notes.
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[Sighs]
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Duh! Time machine!
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[Buzzing]
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[Growling]
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[Growling]
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[Growling]
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[Groans]
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[Growling]
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[Sighs]
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[Groans]
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[Growls]
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Oh.
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Ah.
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[Yells triumphantly]
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[Mastodon trumpets]
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Huh?
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[Yells]
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All: Oh.
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Ooh. Ha.
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[Chuckling]
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[All muttering]
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[Buzzing]
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Salutations, Mr. Caveman.
My name is Dexter from the future,
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and I have come
to personally thank you for discovering fire
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and single-handedly
inventing science.
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So come with me.
I invite you to catch a glimpse of tomorrow.
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I am so very glad
you could come.
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There are so many things
I want to show you,
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all kinds of marvelous
science and invention and tools and technologies,
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all of which you sparked
with your little flame, so I bid you welcome.
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[Deep voice]
Welcome to Dexter's laboratory.
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[Beeping]
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Well, what do you think?
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Aah!
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So much for the tour.
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Computer,
seal off all exits!
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Deploy recon probe droids.
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Begin infrared scanning.
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[Buzzing]
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Be gentle.
He is a genius.
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[Buzzing]
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[Rumbling]
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[Screams]
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[Beeping]
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Probe malfunction
in sector 3?
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Hmm.
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[Tires screeching]
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[Groans]
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[Panting]
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[Engine accelerating]
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Oh, my goodness.
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There you are.
Thank heavens you're all right.
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I was afraid
you had gotten lost
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or hurt yourself
or something.
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[Growls]
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[Growling]
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Aah!
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Aah! Whoa! Aah!
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Hiya, Dexter.
Who's your friend?
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He's a crazy,
mad caveman!
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Ooh!
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Ooh.
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Aa-aah!
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Aa-aah.
Ha ha.
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[Imitates monkey]
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[Speaking
native language]
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He's nice.
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You mean,
you can communicate with him?
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Sure.
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Of course.
I should have guessed
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your primitive
linguistics would be compatible.
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That means
we can finish touring the lab.
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That is, if you'll
be my translator, Dee Dee.
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Ok.
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Marvelous.
Let's begin.
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The wonders of the modern
scientific facility
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are vast
and all-encompassing.
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Blah, blah.
Blah, blah...
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[Chuckles]
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Many techniques
and approaches are applied.
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Here, in the alternative
power center,
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I have employed
a series
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of flux capacitors
like this one
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at every integral
power junction,
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thereby regulating
the flow...
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...and there
you have it.
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The pinnacle of
scientific achiev-- huh?
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Dexter: Dee Dee,
what are you doing?
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You haven't been translating
a word I've said!
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I just wanted to inspire
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the world's first genius
a little, you know.
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Maybe he'd feel like
inventing a wheel or something,
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but instead, I find
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you're rotting his mind
with silly games.
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But--
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nope, this
just isn't working.
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I had better
send you home now
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before Dee Dee pollutes
your intellect any further.
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[Whirring]
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Gee, Dexter, why you
always got to ruin everybody's fun?
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Me ruin?
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Girl, you really
burn me up!
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[Whooshing]
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[Announcer reading
cartoon captions]
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[Crash]
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[Alarms sound]
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[Sirens]
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[Whoosh]
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Dexter:C'est magnifique.
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Boy, those
major glory comics
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really get me choked up!
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I guess that means
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I can call my comic book
super entertainment 64 system a success.
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Oh, what a surprise!
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How is it that
some people have the luck
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of receiving super powers
from some unfortunate lab explosion or something
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and then
get to save the world?
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Meanwhile, I've had this lab
for years and years,
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and nothing cool
has happened.
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[Computer beeping]
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I have to make
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some super powers of my own.
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Computer, show me
the recipe for super speed.
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Computer:
Super speed formula displayed.
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That's it!
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To work sector 1!
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Ok, super speed,
come to papa.
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[Boom]
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[Skidding]
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[Coughing]
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Well, that wasn't too bad.
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Kids, lunch is ready!
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Last one there's a rotten egg!
Last one there's a rotten egg!
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We'll see
who's the rotten egg.
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And away we go!
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[Dexter skidding]
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Dexter's mother: Huh.
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[Skidding]
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Yay! I won!
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[Dexter skidding]
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Ha ha! You're
a rotten egg!
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[Dexter grumbling]
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Super speed stinks.
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Computer,
show me an alternative.
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Perhaps,
a human insect mutation would be a better choice.
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Hmm. I'll take it.
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To work sector 2!
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Ah, a perfect
spidery specimen!
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Add one radioactive beam.
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That should do it.
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Oh, my gosh! No!
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Quick!
Insect defibrillator!
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Clear!
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Nothing! Try again!
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Clear!
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Come on!
Don't give up on me, you!
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Clear!
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Ah, whew.
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[Nervously]
A bit closer.
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A bit closer.
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Go on.
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Hey, bite me.
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Ah, you get back here!
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Come here, you!
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[Whistling]
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Specimen!
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Light beam!
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Yes!
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Ow.
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[Groaning]
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[Screaming]
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Cool. Perhaps now
I'll see what's on the tube.
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Man: Oh, boy.
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This one's going
to be good. I got a special feeling.
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Oh, just in time
for the early movie.
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I think I'll use my web powers
to get a better view.
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That's better.
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Ah, this is the life.
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Because of
my buggy agility,
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they'll never sense
my presence.
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Oh, honey,
it's a little stuffy in here.
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Could you
turn on the fan?
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You got it,
little lady.
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[Click]
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[Actress
screaming]
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There's something
in my hair.
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Oh, gosh!
It's hideous!
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Get it out!
Get it out!
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I know
what to do.
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[Moaning]
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Ah, it was
just a bug.
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[Panting]
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Computer:
Ok. Ok.
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Try the power of
underwater communication.
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Do it up.
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I am Dexter,
super-powered boy genius.
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Would you like to
help me fight crime to save the world?
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Uh, thanks,
but I'm ok just exploring
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the mysteries
of the fake sunken ship.
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Computer: Why not try
the elemental force of rock?
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Why not?
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Computer:
Ice is good.
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Seems simple enough.
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Ice up.
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[Chattering]
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Computer: Maybe
the power over fire would be a better option.
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Fire on!
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[Screams]
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Fire off! Fire off!
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[Thud]
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[Sizzling]
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Why don't you try--
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no. I'm sick
of super powers.
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I know
when I am beaten,
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and I'm happy just
to be plain old genius boy.
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Who wants to be
a super hero anyway?
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You can't drive a car,
you have to wear stupid tights.
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No. I'm not one.
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Hi, Dexter!
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Dee Dee, get out
of my laboratory!
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Ok. All right!
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[Whooshing]
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Crime fighting,
here I come!
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I, the evil mathemagician,
shall capture all the children
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and force them
to do homework forever.
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Announcer: Just then...
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Major glory!
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You asked for it!
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Ah, ah, ah.
No violence in schools.
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Hmm, you're right,
but there is one way to stop you!
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No! Not justice fruit pies,
a delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate.
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Ooh, I give up.
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Thanks to major glory.
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[Muffled]
Don't thank me. Thank fustice fruit fies.
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What?
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I said...
[Mumbling] Oh!
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[Laughing]
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Computer,
access X-ray.
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[Buzzing]
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Computer: Dexter,
this martian sediment
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contains a fossilized
single-cell organism.
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So, there was
life on Mars,
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and, perhaps,
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that life has evolved
into an intelligent life form,
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which inhabits
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the various regions
of Mars today.
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And I, Dexter,
boy genius,
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will be the first
to make the discovery.
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Computer: Dexter,
your hypothesis
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is purely
speculative in theory.
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In fact, the chances
of intelligent life on the planet Mars are...
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3,752,432 to 1.
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Never tell me
the odds.
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[Fizzling]
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Mmm, mmm, candy!
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Mmm, yummy,
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yum, yum, yum.
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Computer: Cargo
loading completed.
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Computer, set coordinates
for the Mars system.
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Estimated time
to launch: 3 seconds...
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2, 1.
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[Radar beeping]
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Now to find
some intelligent life.
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[Chomping]
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Mmm!
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[Slurping]
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Ooh, I don't feel so good.
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[Radar beeping]
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00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:38,376
Hey, what's
that over there?
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Ooh, looks like a rock.
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[Buzzing]
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[Beeping]
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Aliens.
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Greetings.
My name is--
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hi, Dexter!
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[Thud]
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You know my name?
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You must have
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some kind of
telepathic abilities.
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He thinks
I'm a martian.
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[Laughing]
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Yeet beep.
Yat, dap, dup.
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Hmm.
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Ah!
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[Clears throat]
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[Slowly]
I am...
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From the planet--
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[screams]
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[Chattering]
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[Ding]
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That must have been
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the martian way
of saying hello.
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Nettup.
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On earth,
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we greet one another
by shaking hands.
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Go on. Grab it.
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That's it.
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Almost.
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There. You see,
that wasn't so bad.
325
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Now if you'll
accompany me to the spacecraft.
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[Squeaking]
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Dee Dee: Whee!
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[Crash]
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My ship!
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Ya, dup, deechoo.
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My discovery.
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Now to be famous
in the eyes of science.
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Come on.
In you go!
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Dexter:
Fellow scientists,
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behold the first
intelligent life form
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ever to be discovered
from the planet Mars.
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Scientists: Ooh.
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Man: Amazing.
Simply amazing.
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Woman: Incredible.
Well done, Dexter.
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[Scientists applauding]
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Congratulations.
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His greatest
discovery
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in the field
of science.
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Better send it
through the hydrowash
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to ensure against
any spread of foreign bacteria.
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[Buzzing]
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00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:20,273
Thanks for
the shower, guys.
348
00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:24,253
Hey, wise guy,
what are you trying to pull?
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00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,103
What?
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00:21:27,066 --> 00:21:28,166
Hmm.
351
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,350
You look just like
my sister Dee Dee,
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which means
my sister is a martian!
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00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:37,333
Ee mork ork.
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00:21:37,366 --> 00:21:40,016
Ha ha. Now that
explains everything.
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enter
at your own peril
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past
the vaulted door
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where impossible
things may happen
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that the world's
never seen before.
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♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
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♪ lives the smartest boy
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♪ you've ever seen
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♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
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♪ to smithereens
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♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
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♪ while things
go boom ♪
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♪ in Dexter's lab
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