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[Crunch crunch]
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Hi, Dexter.
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Grr! Dee Dee,
stop eating over me.
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Stupid Dee Dee.
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[Crunch]
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Go away!
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Aw, don't be
so cranky.
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Here. Have a cookie.
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I do not want a cookie.
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Aw, come on.
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They're fortune cookies.
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No.
Suit yourself.
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Mmm. They're sure tasty.
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Dee Dee, do you not know
there are fortunes inside those cookies?
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Really?
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Yes, really.
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Why don't you
see for yourself?
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And stay out
of my laboratory!
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Hmm.
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Ah, hey,
that's not a cookie.
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Hey, Dexter,
I found this thing in my box of cookies.
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How could it be?
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The odds against
a genius like myself
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and a stupid person
like yourself
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existing in
the same bloodline are astronomical.
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Many a night,
I lay awake pondering how,
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by Einstein's ghost,
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I could
have been stuck
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with a stupid sister
like you.
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[Moaning]
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Are you
even listening
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to what
I am saying?
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I cannot
take any more
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of your stupid
foolishness.
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I would
appreciate it
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if you
would kindly never speak to me again
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for the remainder
of time.
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Stupid Dee Dee.
Why can't she ever leave me alone?
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Dee Dee, please stop
following me.
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I do not like you
anymore. Go away.
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I can't, Dexter.
We're stuck together.
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Yes. I know we are
stuck together.
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What do you think
I have just been talking about?
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No, silly.
I mean we're really stuck together.
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Aah!
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Whee!
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Come on, break!
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I cannot extricate
my finger.
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Perhaps I deserve
this punishment for being mean to you.
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I am so sorry,
Dee Dee.
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Hey! It's a fortune.
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It says,
"to solve any problem, start at the source."
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Bah! That's not even
a real fortune.
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It's actually more of
an advisory statement, to be precise.
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Hey! Put me down!
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Hmm.
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The source.
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Hey!
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All we have to do
is go there
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and get them
to take it off.
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Wow! I'm impressed.
That's brilliant.
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But how are we going
to get to Chinatown?
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That's easy.
We'll just dig through the center of the earth
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and come out
the other side.
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Um, Dee Dee,
maybe we should look at a map, hmm?
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Ok. Let's go over
the directions one more time.
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[Straining]
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Hey! Well, no wonder.
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Go away, dog. Go away.
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[Yelping]
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Dee Dee,
why don't we take the bus?
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Ah.
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You're right, Dexter.
This is much better.
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Ah, the spirits
are aware of our arrival.
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They are?
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There it is!
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Look alive,
short one.
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[Karate yells]
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[Karate yells]
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H'Yah!
Man, this stuff is great.
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I'll take
the whole outfit.
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Okey-dokey.
One ninja kit.
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That will be...
$100.
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Awesome! Wait till the guys
get a load of this, huh?
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[Ahem]
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Who's there?
Is that you, grandfather?
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Dexter: Down here.
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Your voice changed.
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Oh, children!
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Get out!
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Get out before
you break something.
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But we've journeyed
all the way from the suburbs to--
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the suburbs? Oh, you are
suburbian children.
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Wait right here.
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[Man snickering]
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You kids are going
to love this.
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All children love
d.J. Quack-quack.
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[Quack quack quack]
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But--
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I know. Looks pricey,
but for you kids, special--$20.
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But--
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no? Then how about
this lucky bank, then?
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Listen, mister,
I am not here
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to purchase
overpriced novelty items.
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My sister and I
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are stuck together
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with one
of your finger torture devices.
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Hmm. Tight weave...
High-density fibers.
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Yes. That's one of ours.
Best quality--number one.
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How do we
get it off?
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What do you mean,
get it off?
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You two are going to be
stuck together forever.
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Forever?
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Come on,
Dexter, shake a tail feather.
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No!
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Shh! Noisy children.
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Ok. Ok.
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Thereis
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but first, you kids
got to do something for me.
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Ooh! Like a mystical quest?
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Uh, sure.
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With magic
and beautiful princesses...
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Yes, yes,
whatever you say.
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Yeah!
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Ok. You must
complete 3 tasks.
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First I want you
to go to...
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[No audio]
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[Karate yell]
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Excellent.
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You have brought
what I asked for.
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Uh-huh. So how does
the magic work?
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Say what?
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I must admit
I am also curious
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as to how these
ordinary objects
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form a solution
for our predicament.
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They don't. They are
just some things
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I was going to
pick up after work.
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You mean there's no magic?
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Sorry, no,
but thanks for doing my errands anyway.
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Dexter, no magic.
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Listen, mister, magic
or no magic, we did your stupid tasks.
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Now, you take this thing
off right now!
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Very well, then.
You earned it.
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It's actually very simple.
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If you try to pull it apart,
it holds tight,
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but come together
like good brother and sisters,
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and you are free.
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My finger!
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Oh, sweet finger.
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Ah, there you go, kids.
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Now, are you sure
I cannot interest you in d.J. Quack-quack?
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Well, that's over.
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Hey, it's dinnertime.
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How are we going
to make it home?
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Hmm.
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Where are those kids?
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They'll be here, honey.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Humph! Honey,
why did you order Chinese
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when I had
a beautiful roast in the oven?
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But I didn't.
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Dexter!
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And where
is Dee Dee?
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I think she's stuck
in the kung pao.
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Well, I guess that
would make her
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anunfortunate
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oh,
Dexter!
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Good one, son.
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Dexter,
want to see my new dance?
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No.
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It's called
the fanciful unicorn.
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Girl, I have seen
better steps on a ladder.
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Oh, yeah?
Like you know any dances, Dexter.
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[Music playing]
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Yes. It is called the robot.
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Word.
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[Mixing, chopping,
and pouring]
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Ok. Two eggs.
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One teaspoon of baking soda.
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Perfect.
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Let's see. Optimum mixing rate,
pi to the 10th.
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Ah, puree.
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Hi, honey.
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Ooh, what's this...
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And that?
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Wow, look at this
thingie, at those doohickies.
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What's this button do?
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Ah! Help! I'm going to die!
I'm being eaten alive!
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What have I told you
about bothering me when I'm in the kitchen?
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Uh, let's see...
Uh, don't?
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That's right.
So what do we do?
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Um, leave?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh, ok.
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What are these things?
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Out!
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Hi, dad.
What's wrong?
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It's your mother.
She's making those darn muffins.
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We thought you liked
mom's muffins.
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Like? Like?
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Kids, I love
her muffins more than life itself.
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Those muffins
are the reason I married your mother.
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Well, they're in
the oven right now.
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They'll be ready by dinner.
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I need them now!
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[Sniff sniff
sniff]
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Oh, I can
smell them now,
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rising...baking...
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They're calling me.
"Eat us! Eat us!"
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Can't you hear
their voices?
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They want me
to eat them!
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Dad, dad, it's ok.
Just calm down.
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Everything's
going to be all right.
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You're right.
I'll just sit here
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waiting and waiting
and waiting...
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And waiting.
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At last!
My muffins are completed!
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I'll just let them cool
for a while.
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Hey, mom, what is
wrong with dad?
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Oh, he's just
having another one of his muffin fits.
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Looks like this one
could be serious.
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Your father just
needs to learn a little Patience.
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Mmm. Muffins.
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Now, Dee Dee, those muffins
have to wait till dinner.
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Dinner? Uh-oh. In all
my muffin preparation, I forgot the roast.
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Kids, I got to run
to the store. It will just take a minute.
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Oh, kids, there's something
I need to warn you about.
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Your father is a muffin fiend,
a muffomaniac.
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Why, just the aroma
can make him crazy.
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He'll do anything
to get them.
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You two need to guard
the muffins from your father,
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but be careful.
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He's tricky.
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We won't
let you down, mom.
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I know you won't.
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I'll just leave
through the back door.
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[Footsteps]
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[Car door opens]
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[Car starts]
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Don't you go near
those muffins!
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[Whistling]
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Gee, I hope we're able
to handle this kind of responsibility.
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Don't worry your
stupid little head.
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I am sure we
can handle anything dad can cook up.
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But, Dexter,
remember what mom said? He's a tricky one.
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We will just have
to keep an eye out for anything suspicious.
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Woman's voice:
Hi, kids. I'm back!
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Thanks for watching
the muffins for me.
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Why are you
back so soon?
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Wait a minute.
Where are the groceries?
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Well, I thought it
would be easier if we all went out to eat.
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How does
chubby cheese's sound?
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Chubby cheese's!
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Let's all run out
to the car.
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[Deep voice]
Muffin time.
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Oh, yes. Hello,
little friends.
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00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,707
Guess what. I'm
going to eat you. Yes, I am.
259
00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:29,784
First I'm going
to bite you.
260
00:16:29,817 --> 00:16:32,607
Then I'm going
to chew your delicious morsels.
261
00:16:32,634 --> 00:16:34,564
I can't wait
to taste
262
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the chubby cheese
pizza.
263
00:16:35,917 --> 00:16:36,957
Yay. Hooray for mom.
264
00:16:36,984 --> 00:16:38,554
Mom is the greatest.
265
00:16:38,584 --> 00:16:43,654
She is looking a little
stubbly lately, though.
266
00:16:43,817 --> 00:16:47,957
And then I'll carry you
in my stomach for a few days--
267
00:16:47,984 --> 00:16:50,804
all right!
The jig is up!
268
00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:54,560
Just wait till the guys
at the office see these.
269
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,750
No. No. That's it. You win.
I'll go and be good.
270
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,914
Go to your room.
271
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:07,984
And stay out
of the kitchen!
272
00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:12,537
I can't believe I've
been sent to my room,
273
00:17:12,567 --> 00:17:13,807
and by my own children.
274
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,814
They can't do this to me.
I'm their father.
275
00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,910
I'm king
of this castle. Hmm.
276
00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:23,000
I'm going to go
check on dad.
277
00:17:23,534 --> 00:17:25,934
He may be up
to something.
278
00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:28,967
Father, whispering:
Psst! Dexter.
279
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,950
Son, could you come here
for a moment?
280
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,534
I'd like to have
a word with you.
281
00:17:34,567 --> 00:17:36,757
And just what
do you want?
282
00:17:36,784 --> 00:17:40,684
Dexter,
I am your father.
283
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,730
That is
not possible!
284
00:17:43,767 --> 00:17:46,607
Oh, wait, no.
You're right.
285
00:17:46,634 --> 00:17:47,804
So join me.
286
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,734
Come to
the muffin side.
287
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:54,807
Don't resist, Dexter.
It is your destiny.
288
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:55,764
Never!
289
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,550
You will get
the muffins for me.
290
00:17:58,584 --> 00:18:01,534
I will get
the muffins for you,
291
00:18:01,567 --> 00:18:04,707
will get
the muffins for you.
292
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,567
Yes. Yes! Yes!
293
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,810
Dee Dee:
Dexter, no!
294
00:18:08,850 --> 00:18:11,800
It's a mind trick!
Snap out of it!
295
00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:13,754
Huh? Where am I?
296
00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:15,904
Give me those!
Dad, go to your room,
297
00:18:15,934 --> 00:18:18,654
and not another peep
until mom gets home.
298
00:18:18,684 --> 00:18:23,714
You might have
won the battle, but the war's not over yet!
299
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:29,854
Those rotten kids.
I can't wait
300
00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:33,584
till they're all grown up
and out of the house.
301
00:18:33,617 --> 00:18:35,707
Then I'll be king again.
302
00:18:35,734 --> 00:18:37,884
[Sobbing]
303
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,887
I'm so miserable.
304
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:44,967
If only there was
a place a man could go...
305
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,000
And eat muffins
for all eternity.
306
00:18:49,534 --> 00:18:50,884
Huh?
307
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:58,730
Sweet dreams.
308
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,830
[Humming]
309
00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:11,767
So beautiful.
310
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,730
[Chewing]
311
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:22,900
Delicious!
312
00:19:23,950 --> 00:19:27,750
♪ The muffin king
has finally come ♪
313
00:19:27,784 --> 00:19:31,754
♪ la la la la la la
314
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,830
those muffins are mine.
315
00:19:38,817 --> 00:19:40,867
Freeze, or you're
both grounded!
316
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,900
Huh? Decoys?
317
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:52,750
You'll never
take me alive!
318
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:55,814
Hold your
position. Roger that.
319
00:19:57,867 --> 00:20:01,007
Incoming!
Scatter!
320
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:08,854
All mine!
321
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,814
No! No!
322
00:20:20,617 --> 00:20:22,567
Holy Toledo!
323
00:20:26,584 --> 00:20:28,664
Oh!
324
00:20:29,617 --> 00:20:31,557
Hold it right there,
mister.
325
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:35,654
Those muffins were
made by my wife with tender loving care
326
00:20:35,684 --> 00:20:39,684
especially for her family,
and I demand them back...
327
00:20:39,717 --> 00:20:40,907
Now!
328
00:20:43,717 --> 00:20:45,837
Now, scram.
329
00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:50,957
Here, kids, make sure
these are kept safe till dinner.
330
00:20:50,984 --> 00:20:52,684
Mother: My hero.
331
00:20:52,717 --> 00:20:53,987
I saw the whole thing.
332
00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:57,687
You saved my muffins.
333
00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,807
Well, I guess I did.
334
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,584
Have a reward.
335
00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:03,017
Oh, can I?
336
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:06,580
Mmm. Mmm-hmm.
Oh, good. Mm-hmm.
337
00:21:06,617 --> 00:21:08,757
Ha ha ha.
Come on, kids.
338
00:21:08,784 --> 00:21:12,804
You can help me
bring in the groceries.
339
00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:17,807
[Clicks tongue]
340
00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:23,550
Here's my end
of the deal.
341
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,717
Past the vaulted door
342
00:21:40,750 --> 00:21:41,800
where impossible things
may happen
343
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,014
that the world's
never seen before.
344
00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:48,010
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
345
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
346
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,950
♪ you've ever seen
347
00:21:51,984 --> 00:21:53,614
♪ but Dee Dee
348
00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:54,860
♪ blows his experiments
349
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,660
♪ to smithereens
350
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,800
♪ there is gloom and doom
351
00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:01,934
♪ while things go boom
352
00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:04,867
♪ in Dexter's lab
353
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,630
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00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:10,687
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