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[Owl hoots]
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[Shouting]
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Quickly,
though this passage.
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Find us a way out!
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This stone--
it's loose.
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[Groans]
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Hurry!
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[Groaning]
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We're through!
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Come on!
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Now which way?
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Seems we have
3 choices.
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[Pounding]
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[Snorting]
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[Roars]
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Hyah!
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Quickly!
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Come on, man!
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[Roars]
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[Roars]
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Woodsman: Pit!
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Get ready to jump!
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Aah!
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Wait!
Wha--?
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[Utters magic spell]
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[Beast snorting]
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[Screams]
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Well done.
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Sinister voice: So,
you've dispatched my minions,
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escaped my deadly traps,
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even defeated
the dreaded semitaur!
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But you have yet to face me...
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Soraz--master of doom!
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Die, pitiful worms!
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Cheater!
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What?
You dare defy--
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my whims?
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I am the game master!
You are my pawns!
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I created the world
you see before you.
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I control your fate!
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Yeah? Well, you're still
a ch-ch-cheater!
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I don't even know
why we play this game with you.
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All you ever do
is try to kill us.
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Yeah, we'll get to roll
savings throws
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to see if our constitutions
can withstand evil magic.
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Fine. You can
have your little saving throws.
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Roll the dice.
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[Dice rattling]
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41!
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40!
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43!
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[Cheers]
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Ha! 49!
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You all fry!
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You each shall lose...
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20 life points!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Aww...
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Goodness, it's dark
as a dungeon in here.
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[Hisses]
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How's your game
coming along, boys?
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Dexter's killing us.
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Oh, lovely.
Refills?
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Yea, merrily.
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Another f-f-flagon
of mead, please.
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No, thanks. I still have
some magic elixir.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, Dee Dee.
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Hi, prince of darkness.
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[Hisses]
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Whatcha doing?
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Playing
"monsters and mazes."
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We seek
the magic grail,
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and Dexter's
the game master.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Neat.
Can I play?
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No.
Sure!
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Dee Dee: Mom?
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Of course, dear.
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Can I be game master?
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No.
Sure!
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Mom?
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Of course, dear.
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But created this dungeon,
I should--
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I think it's
a good idea.
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Yeah, you heard
your mom.
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Fine. Look here,
girl.
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This is
the game master's screen,
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full of reference charts
and graphs.
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Here is the rule books,
the gemscape, the magic manual,
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and the creature compendium.
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Please do not step
on my little miniatures.
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And here is the dungeon map,
containing my brilliantly designed mazes,
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traps, snares, and--
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[crash]
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Ok. So who's what?
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I am falcor,
the hawk-eyed woodsman.
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I am macagros,
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the mysterious magician.
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And I am valerian,
the chivalrous kn-kn-kni--
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paladin.
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Dexter, you'll need
a character, too.
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I want to be gigex,
the 27th-level warrior mage,
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with a class 18
soul-sucking sword, and--
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here you go.
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You can be this guy.
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Dexter: What?
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Well, it seems hodo
the furry-footed burrower
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has joined our quest.
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[Laughter]
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Hey!
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I don't want to be
no furry-footed burrower.
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What? You dare defy
her whims?
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She is the game master.
You are her pawn.
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She controls your fate!
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Ready? Here we go!
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Dee Dee: So you're walking
through the forest, and--
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what? A forest?
We were in a dungeon!
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And what about
the evil wizard
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who was zapping
everyone?
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Dee Dee:
He's done.
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What?
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He's done zapping.
Now move along.
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So you're walking
through the forest--
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dungeon!
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Ok, dungeon forest.
Whatever.
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You're walking along,
and you're walking...
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Um, and you're walking along,
and you, um...
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Yeah. And?
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And, um...
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A dragon comes out.
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And?
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And...he's scary.
Crazy scary!
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And he's coming to get you!
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[Hisses]
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[Utters spell]
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[Hiss]
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I unsheathe my deadly--
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mandolin?
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[Hiss]
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Your weapon's
no use!
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Try your
special skills.
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Skills, skills,
my special skill is...
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Burrowing?
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[Hiss]
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[Hiss]
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Aah!
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I can't see!
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Use the force!
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Dee Dee: Your vorpal blade
goes snicker-snack, and whack!
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Off goes the dragon's head!
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Yay, we did it!
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And then candy starts
spraying out of his neck.
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Candy? Candy?
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Surprise!
He's a pinata!
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[Muttering]
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Mmm. My favorite.
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Hey? Who are you?
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Why, I'm philian poppyseed,
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the precocious pixie prince.
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Thank you all
for purging me
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from my perilous
pinata prison.
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If only there were
some way I could repay your noble deed.
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We seek the magic grail.
Perchance you know of it?
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Hmm...my mistress
the fairy queen would.
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She knows all
the magical secrets.
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The fabled court
of the fairy queen!
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Could you show us
the way?
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Could
to your hood, hero,
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'cause here we go!
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Voila!
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Queenie, I'm home!
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Philian,
my precious!
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[Kiss kiss]
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I'm so glad you're back
safe and sound.
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I owe it all
to these brave souls.
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Stand, heroes,
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so that I may Grant you
your just rewards.
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For you, brave knight--
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a mighty steed.
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For you, woodsman--
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a forest stronghold.
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[Caws]
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And for you, magician--
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a lovely assistant,
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and a lifetime of sold-out shows
in Las Vegas.
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Cool! So I must get
the magic grail, huh?
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Is that what
you want?
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Well, yeah. That's what
we've been questing for.
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Wow, what's it do?
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Well, you can
drink from it,
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and it'll
never spill.
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That's it?
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That's it!
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Lame!
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That was the stupidest
game ever.
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You know nothing about
"monsters and mazes."
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I am the true
game master!
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Right, guys?
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Yeah, that was fun!
That was great! Fantastic!
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Great--i got
another game we can play.
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Welcome to
the mystery dating game,
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where our lovely bachelorette
will choose one lucky bachelor
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for a fabulous
mystery date.
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Bachelorette,
quiz 'em.
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Ok. Say we're stranded
alone on an island.
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Do you have any skills
that would come in handy, bachelor number 4?
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I dig holes.
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Dee Dee, Dee Dee!
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I heard
this great joke.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ok, here it goes.
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A physics professor
and his assistant
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were working on liberating
negatively charged hydroxyl ions,
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when all of a sudden
the assistant says,
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"wait, professor.
What if the salicylic acids
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don't accept
the hydroxyl ion?"
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And the professor responds,
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"that's no
hydroxyl ion.
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That's my wife!"
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Ha ha ha ha!
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♪ Froggy went a-courtin'
and he did ride ♪
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♪ uh-hmm, uh-hmm
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♪ froggy went a-courtin',
and he did ride ♪
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♪ a sword and a pistol
by his side ♪
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♪ froggy went a-courtin'
and he did ride ♪
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♪ uh-hmm, uh-hmm
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♪ he rode up
to miss mousie's door ♪
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♪ uh-hmm, uh-hmm
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♪ he rode up
to miss mousie's door ♪
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♪ where he had often
been before ♪
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♪ froggy went a-courtin',
and he did ride,
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♪ uh-hmm, uh-hmm
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♪ he said, "miss mouse,
are you within?" ♪
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♪ uh-hmm, uh-hmm
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♪ he said, "miss mouse,
are you within?" ♪
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♪ "just lift the latch
and please please come in" ♪
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♪ froggy went a-courtin',
and he did ride ♪
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♪ uh-hmm, uh-hmm
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[truck horn honks]
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[Tires screech]
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Hey! Who you think you are?
King of the road?
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Now, Dexter,
no yelling.
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You'll only
cause trouble.
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Your father's
right, dear.
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Plus we're all fine.
Right, honey?
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10-4 on that,
pretty lady. We're a-ok.
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Yeah, but the car's
not. Look!
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[Engine conking out]
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Honey,
now what do we do?
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We tune up the car
and
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Dexter: Uh, dad...
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Are you sure
about this?
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Dad: Of course.
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What could possibly
go wrong?
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[Grinding]
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[Bones crack]
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[Crack]
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Aah!
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Howdy, y'all.
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So long, clem.
Better luck next time.
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Thanks, midge.
See ya around.
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Ahem!
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Can I help you?
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Hey, city boy!
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What can I do you for?
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Oh, hi.
Well, my family and i--
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well, our car
broke down,
270
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,270
and, uh, ahem.
271
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,470
Could we talk
to your mechanic?
272
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,173
You're lookin' at her.
273
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,070
Oh! Ok, well--
274
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,030
but my shift here
ain't over for an hour,
275
00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:24,166
so's you might as well
take you a seat.
276
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,120
Ok. Thank you.
277
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:35,123
Dad, are you sure
this place is safe?
278
00:14:35,150 --> 00:14:39,270
Oh, of course, Dexter.
This here is good people.
279
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:41,070
Yeaahhh!
280
00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:42,170
Aughh!
281
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,280
Oooohh!
282
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:47,026
Should we be worrying
about that screaming?
283
00:14:47,066 --> 00:14:51,196
Oh, it's probably
just one of the local yokels
284
00:14:51,233 --> 00:14:53,473
telling a funny...
Jokel.
285
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,480
[Laughter]
286
00:14:58,183 --> 00:15:00,233
Oh, hellokel.
287
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,366
We'd like
some menus, please.
288
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,480
We ain't got
no menus.
289
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:09,196
We got hamburgers,
ham sandwiches, and hamhocks.
290
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:13,223
Oh, well, we'll have
4 hamburgers, please.
291
00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:16,376
No, you won't.
292
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,083
Ok. Ham sandwiches,
then.
293
00:15:20,116 --> 00:15:22,026
Trust me--
you don't want them.
294
00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:26,076
Hey, Mel!
4 orders of hamhocks!
295
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:28,346
What are hamhocks?
296
00:15:28,383 --> 00:15:31,053
They're gross.
297
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,423
Dad!
298
00:15:32,450 --> 00:15:34,220
Ok, kids.
Relax.
299
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,070
It's just this
country western music.
300
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,330
Gives you
the blues.
301
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:39,996
Now let me go talk
to Mr. Jukebox
302
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:43,073
and see if we can't
lighten the mood a little, huh?
303
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:45,200
Do you think
he'll be ok?
304
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:46,153
Nokel.
305
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:48,383
Jukebox:
♪ ...Purty as a flower
306
00:15:48,416 --> 00:15:54,026
♪ she watched TV
while I worked ♪
307
00:15:54,066 --> 00:15:57,126
♪ then she'd stay out
all night ♪
308
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:59,196
♪ leave me to worry
309
00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:04,323
♪ I would sit by the phone,
feeling plum stuck ♪
310
00:16:04,350 --> 00:16:07,250
♪ but I still--
311
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:10,033
[song stops]
312
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,423
[Pop music plays]
313
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:18,130
Huh?
314
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:35,350
Uh, sorry.
315
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,420
[Thudding footsteps]
316
00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,330
Uh-oh.
317
00:16:54,316 --> 00:16:56,316
Is there a problem?
318
00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:02,003
Well, you can't
win them all.
319
00:17:03,016 --> 00:17:04,416
[Grinding]
320
00:17:06,183 --> 00:17:07,323
I'm sensing anger.
321
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:11,130
Is there anything I can do
to quell that temper?
322
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:14,096
Midge: Ya gots to
arm-wrestle him.
323
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:17,333
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm the nonviolent type.
324
00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:19,266
Like, I was just
telling my son Dexter
325
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:22,150
before our car
broke down out front--
326
00:17:22,183 --> 00:17:24,133
[crash]
327
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,373
[Thudding footsteps]
328
00:17:28,183 --> 00:17:29,183
Honey?
329
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:30,116
Dad?
330
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,270
Are you ok?
331
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,000
Hey, dead man.
332
00:17:33,033 --> 00:17:34,333
That's you, dad.
333
00:17:34,366 --> 00:17:35,366
Uh, yes?
334
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,450
Now, your car was broken
when y'all got here, right?
335
00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:42,153
Uh, yes. Why?
336
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:44,233
Well...
337
00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:57,216
No, I don't care
what you do, Earl.
338
00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,400
I'm not going to
wrestle you.
339
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:09,166
Oh, honey,
I'm so proud.
340
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,230
Cool!
341
00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:11,216
Wow, dad!
342
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,250
You see, Dexter,
violence is not the answer.
343
00:18:14,283 --> 00:18:16,303
Now let's
get out of here, huh?
344
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,483
Yay!
345
00:18:18,016 --> 00:18:19,216
Oh, I forgot
my purse.
346
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,000
I'll be
right back.
347
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,273
Ok.
348
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:36,003
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
349
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:38,253
Earl!
350
00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:43,276
You can humiliate me,
you can destroy my property...
351
00:18:43,316 --> 00:18:44,266
Honey?
352
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:47,450
But don't not ever
hold a door open for a lady,
353
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:50,023
especially my wife!
354
00:18:50,050 --> 00:18:53,400
You! Me! One hour!
Arm-wrestling!
355
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,346
Be there
or be square!
356
00:18:58,366 --> 00:19:00,146
[Cracking]
357
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:02,453
Dexter, dad doesn't
stand a chance.
358
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,083
Do something!
359
00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:05,116
Like what?
360
00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:08,070
I don't know!
Make with the science or something!
361
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,320
Ok, ok. Relax,
362
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:13,320
and leave the rest
up to me.
363
00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:16,073
Dexter: Hey, dad?
364
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,170
Yes, son?
365
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,250
Are you sleepy?
366
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,403
No, why--
uhhhhh...
367
00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:22,083
[Snoring]
368
00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,276
Oh, no reason.
369
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:57,076
[Clang clang]
370
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,203
Whew.
371
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,223
[Hawks]
372
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,150
Ptui!
373
00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,203
[Metal clang]
374
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,020
Dexter: Hey, dad?
375
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,020
Hello?
376
00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,350
Wait, don't--
377
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:13,433
hi.
378
00:20:13,466 --> 00:20:16,146
Uhhh.
What happened?
379
00:20:16,183 --> 00:20:17,233
Uh, you fell asleep,
380
00:20:17,266 --> 00:20:20,426
but now it's time
for your big match
381
00:20:20,466 --> 00:20:22,166
with Earl.
382
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:23,250
Earl?
383
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:25,053
Earl!
384
00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,383
You ready, Earl?
385
00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:29,116
Let's do this!
386
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,173
[Thud]
387
00:20:40,150 --> 00:20:41,480
[Whirrs]
388
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,466
My, that's
a fancy watch.
389
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,100
Thanks.
390
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,273
[Whirrs]
391
00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:17,326
[Whack]
392
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:18,416
Dexter!
393
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:20,080
Oh, yeah!
394
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,370
[Truck horn honks]
395
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:42,266
All: Yee-ha!
396
00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:44,476
I'm so proud!
397
00:21:45,016 --> 00:21:45,416
Hooray!
398
00:21:45,450 --> 00:21:47,370
Dexter:
Way to go!
399
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,300
Dad:
Come here, family.
400
00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,203
[Strangling]
401
00:21:50,233 --> 00:21:53,223
I guess I don't know
my own strength.
402
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:01,053
Enter at
your own peril,
403
00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:02,003
past
the vaulted door
404
00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:04,183
where impossible
things may happen
405
00:22:04,216 --> 00:22:07,196
that the world's
never seen before.
406
00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:11,203
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
407
00:22:11,233 --> 00:22:13,153
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
408
00:22:13,183 --> 00:22:14,433
♪ you've ever seen
409
00:22:14,466 --> 00:22:18,066
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
410
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,150
♪ to smithereens
411
00:22:20,183 --> 00:22:22,183
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
412
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:24,996
♪ while things
go boom ♪
413
00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:27,123
♪ in Dexter's lab
414
00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:29,070
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415
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:32,100
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