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Turner entertainment group
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and U.S. department of education
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[ring]
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At last! The first day
of school has come!
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Hello, Dexter.
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Hello, Mrs. Wolfberg.
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Hey, Dexter.
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Hello.
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Man: Welcome back,
Dexter.
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Woman: Good to have you
back, Dexter.
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Teacher: Well, class,
welcome to the new year.
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So, let's get
right into it. Uh, yes?
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The answer is hydrogen.
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Teacher: Uh, why, yes,
that is the correct answer
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to the question
I was about to ask.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
I wanted to introduce our new student.
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Will you come up here,
please, son?
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Class, say hello
to Mr. Astronominoff.
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Please, sir,
call me mandark.
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[Ruff ruff]
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[Neigh]
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Excuse me, sir,
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but may I please
relocate myself
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to a closer location
to the board
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so I can achieve
the optimum effect
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of your education?
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Uh, go ahead, mandark.
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This location
will be quite adequate.
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Yes, Dexter,
ica your thoughts,
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and I am smarter
than you.
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This is your principal.
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Welcome to the new year,
students.
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Let the studies begin!
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Write an essay
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on what you did
this summer vacation.
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Finished.
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Done.
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Teacher: Who wrote
the bill of rights?
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Thomas Jefferson.
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What is the name
of Neptune's moon?
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Triton.
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What kind
of triangle has--
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isosceles.
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Dasyurid.
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The medulla oblongata.
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That's incredible.
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No!
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I am sorry, my mentor.
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I have failed you.
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[Crying]
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Hey, Dexter.
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Huh?
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Some kid told me
you have a laboratory.
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A laboratory?
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Dexter, your lab--
it is the one thing he does not have,
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and it will
still make you
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the smartest one
of all.
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Go ahead.
Show him your lab.
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Welcome,
and be amazed
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at the world
of Dexter's laboratory.
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[Yawn]
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Very cute, Dexter.
Very cute.
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Now let me show you
area facility.
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[Beep]
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Welcome to my laboratory!
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[Echo]
Laboratory!
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Laboratory!
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As you can
plainly see, Dexter,
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this facility
accommodates
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every aspect of science
known to man.
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Thank you.
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So for you to continue
to waste precious energy
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with your little lab
would be scientifically unsound.
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And so I leave you
with 2 choices:
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Either you
become my lackey
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or shut down your lab
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and discontinue any further
experiments hereon in.
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The choice is yours.
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Good-bye, Dexter.
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Computer:
Dexter--
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what are you
doing, Dexter?
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Good-bye, my love.
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[Slurred]
Good-bye, Dexter.
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No!
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[Crying]
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Sir, we're reading
a complete shutdown from Dexter's lab.
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Our power levels are
at optimum efficiency.
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Excellent. Ha ha!
Excellent.
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Ha ha ha!
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[Crying]
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[Ring]
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Oh, hello, Mr. Levinsky.
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Hmm.
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Mrs. Cartwright.
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Hmm.
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Mrs. Wolfberg?
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Hmm.
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Look! There he is.
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[Excited chatter]
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Hi, Dexter!
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[Echo]
Hi, Dexter!
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Hi, Dexter!
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[Love song playing]
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Ohh...
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Ohh...
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Dexter!
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What do you want?
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Who is that?
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Oh, that's just
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my stupid sister Dee Dee.
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Dee Dee.
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Oh, what
a heavenly name
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the eternals
have blessed her with!
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Oh, Dexter, Dexter,
please, please,
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set me up on a date
with that golden-haired angel who graces
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our undeserving school
with her infinite beauty.
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No way.
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You don't owe
that jerk any favors.
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That's right!
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He made you
shut down your lab.
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He's right.
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Yeah.
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And besides,
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Dee Dee's hyper and clumsy,
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and she would probably wreck
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mandark's labo--
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there, there,
old palsey.
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I'll fix you up.
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You will?
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Sure. All you
have to do is...
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[Whispers]
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[Knock knock]
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Hello.
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Ooh...candy!
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There is more candy
upstairs
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if you desire,
my love.
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Hmm...
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Ok.
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Here you are,
my dear.
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Yum-yum.
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So, Dee Dee, I heard
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from a very
reliable source
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that you...
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Like...
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To...
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Dance.
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Dance?
I'd love to!
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Mandark: Aah!
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Robots, help!
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Ahh...
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A toast to my sweet
sister Dee Dee
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for reuniting me
withmy
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computer: It's good
to be back, Dexter.
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[Clink]
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Dexter: After countless
experiments,
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all testing proves negative.
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No enhanced abilities,
no physical mutations,
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no nothing!
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It seems you shall never
become anything more than a mere monkey.
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Monkey, this is
agent honeydew.
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Help us.
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Oh, monkey, monkey,
earth's in trouble.
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We need your help.
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Hear my thoughts.
Help us, monkey!
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[Ding]
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Thank the stars!
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We knew you'd
come through, monkey.
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You always do.
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Greetings, everyone.
As you were.
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Monkey, I can't
thank you enough
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for your speedy rescue
of agent honeydew and crew.
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However, we have
a much larger problem
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on our hands.
Honeydew.
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As we entered sector 12
on routine patrol,
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an armada
of unknown warships dropped out of warp
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directly on top of us.
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We never had a chance.
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We know nothing
of this deadly fleet
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except for its trajectory--
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planet earth.
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We're desperate.
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Monkey, can
you help us?
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[Eek eek eek]
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[Eek]
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He's strong.
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He's falling
into my trap as I had planned.
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Please come in.
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Take your shoes off.
Stay awhile.
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That was quite a show
you put on out there, monkey.
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But as we speak,
my space station
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is set to destroy
your planet earth in 5 minutes.
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[Eek]
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I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
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Brute force
will get you nowhere.
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I'm a man of class.
Behold my succulent feast--
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king crab, swordfish,
scalloped potatoes.
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But of course,
if this is too rich for you,
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I'll have my cooks
make you a banana split.
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Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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[Eek eek]
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No! I amnot
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I am simion!
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[Eek eek]
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What is my problem
with man, you ask?
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No. I ask you,
what was man's problem withme?
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I deserve revenge
for what they did to me.
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The pain...
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The horror.
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I was to be
the first monkey in space.
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The mission
was disastrous.
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A crack
in the ship's hull created an explosion
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that hurled me
into a radioactive energy belt.
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I was exposed
to gamma rays
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and changed
for life.
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I became strong
and amazingly intelligent.
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Yes. I began
to build ane
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I expanded my knowledge
and skill by meditation.
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Soon I could
create matter merely by thought.
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In half a century,
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I built this entire
space station from scratch.
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Now the time
has finally come
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for my revenge
on the hairless apes
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for making a Guinea pig
out of me.
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Like you, monkey--
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while you put your neck
on the line,
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the humans sit
comfortably, getting fat.
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That is why
I brought you here.
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Your presence is strong.
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Together we could combine
our forces and bring
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a new order to the galaxy.
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Seek your heart.
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You know it to be true.
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Nohum
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real kindness and love.
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It's all been a lie.
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But with my knowledge
and your amaz--
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What?
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[Eek eek]
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I--
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i--
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[sniff]
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No!
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Oh, I never thought
all the answers would be given to me
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in such a simple package.
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How could I not see
that I have become that which I hate?
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Only a monkey
could show me that.
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Oh, my friend,
I want to walk like you,
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talk like you.
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Ooh woo woo woo!
Where do I start?
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[Eek eek]
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Yes, of course.
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I must destroy
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that which I have created
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out of anger.
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So be it!
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Ahh...
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This is paradise.
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I am born again!
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[Ooh ooh eek eek eek
ooh-gah ooh-gah ah ah ah]
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Ha ha ha!
It feels good.
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[Eek eek]
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[Eek eek]
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Thank you,
my little friend!
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[Eek eek]
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The tuning fork
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is an excellent instrument
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for studying
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vibrational phenomena.
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Fork?
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Now you can sample
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some of my triple-fudge
chocolate cake.
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[Humming]
274
00:14:58,077 --> 00:15:01,797
[Ticking]
275
00:15:08,094 --> 00:15:09,924
[Meow meow meow]
276
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:12,090
Aah! It's 8:00!
277
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:14,167
I've got the blankets.
278
00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:16,894
I've got the remote.
279
00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:19,167
I've got the popcorn.
280
00:15:19,694 --> 00:15:21,044
Huh? I've got
to go. It's--
281
00:15:21,077 --> 00:15:24,827
TV: Time for the late
early movie.
282
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:28,170
Tonight's feature:
Santa claus vs. The wolf man.
283
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:32,760
Ho ho ho!
This is a good one.
284
00:15:32,794 --> 00:15:33,944
Mm-hmm.
285
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:34,867
TV.
286
00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:37,764
Could you pass
the popcorn?
287
00:15:38,944 --> 00:15:40,694
Uh, please?
288
00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:42,017
Dexter.
289
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:44,770
Dexter!
290
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:45,940
Dexter!
291
00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:46,917
Please, mom.
292
00:15:46,944 --> 00:15:48,774
Can't I stay up
just this once?
293
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:51,810
No, dear. I'm sorry,
but you know the rules.
294
00:15:51,844 --> 00:15:55,814
You can stay up late
when you're older.
295
00:15:55,844 --> 00:15:56,994
Ok.
296
00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:59,047
Good night.
297
00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:02,124
I promise
I won't experiment
298
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,990
on the dog
anymore.
299
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:05,027
Dexter!
300
00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:06,990
Ok.
301
00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:10,967
Please, mom.
Please!
302
00:16:10,994 --> 00:16:11,964
No.
303
00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:12,864
Dad?
304
00:16:12,894 --> 00:16:14,794
Ask your mother.
305
00:16:16,844 --> 00:16:22,844
TV! TV! TV! TV!
306
00:16:22,877 --> 00:16:23,717
[Snap]
307
00:16:23,744 --> 00:16:26,744
Dexter: Bad, bad, bad.
308
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,727
[Laughter]
309
00:16:30,094 --> 00:16:33,924
Father: That always
gets me.
310
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,810
[Laughter]
311
00:16:45,727 --> 00:16:49,167
Mother: Not till you're older.
312
00:16:49,694 --> 00:16:53,164
Not till you're older.
313
00:16:53,694 --> 00:16:58,114
Not till you're older.
314
00:16:58,144 --> 00:17:00,914
That's it!
315
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:04,790
[Ring]
316
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:10,917
Ahh, what a fine day
for science.
317
00:17:18,827 --> 00:17:22,127
Dee Dee, quit
moving my chair.
318
00:17:22,944 --> 00:17:26,014
Ahh! There she is--
319
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,994
my hydroplasmatic accelerator.
320
00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:33,947
With this machine, I can double,
triple, or even quadruple my age
321
00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:35,077
in mere seconds.
322
00:17:35,110 --> 00:17:37,910
Yes, yes.
21 seems quite adequate.
323
00:17:37,944 --> 00:17:42,124
No more will I be forced
to go to bed early.
324
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,770
The world of late-night
TV viewing will be mine,
325
00:17:45,810 --> 00:17:51,690
for I step in a boy
and step out a man.
326
00:17:53,844 --> 00:17:56,064
Ooh!
327
00:18:10,044 --> 00:18:11,794
Ohh...
328
00:18:11,827 --> 00:18:13,717
[Cough cough]
329
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,994
Hi, grandpa.
330
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,017
Grandpa?
331
00:18:16,044 --> 00:18:17,794
Oh, no! I'm old!
332
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,817
Come back here,
you little--
333
00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:21,994
when I was
your age, i--uh?
334
00:18:22,027 --> 00:18:25,077
Turn that music
down, you little--
335
00:18:25,110 --> 00:18:29,790
uh...uh...
What was I doing?
336
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:32,910
Mother: Kids, lunchtime!
337
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:36,044
Oh, boy, lunchtime!
338
00:18:42,844 --> 00:18:44,874
Race you down,
grandpa!
339
00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,060
I'm not grandpa!
340
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:51,044
Uh...ooh...
I'm--I'm coming.
341
00:18:57,810 --> 00:19:00,920
[Creak]
342
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,110
Ok. Here we go.
343
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:10,720
Uh...ohh.
344
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:14,910
Uh...ohh.
345
00:19:16,027 --> 00:19:19,747
Who put these stairs
here? Ohh.
346
00:19:19,777 --> 00:19:22,797
Mother: Kids, dinnertime!
347
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,867
Oh, boy, dinnertime!
348
00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:26,074
Hi, grandpa.
349
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:27,090
I'm not grandpa!
350
00:19:27,127 --> 00:19:29,927
Uh--uh,
where am I?
351
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,920
Nurse!
352
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,070
When's dinner?
I'm starved.
353
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:34,990
Dee Dee: Grandpa--
354
00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,147
Dexter: I am not
grandpa.
355
00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:37,067
Grandpa--
356
00:19:37,094 --> 00:19:38,144
I am not
grandpa.
357
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,067
Grandpa--
358
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:40,714
I am not
grandpa.
359
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:41,764
Grandpa?
360
00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:43,944
Well, you're here
just in time for dinner.
361
00:19:43,977 --> 00:19:46,167
We're having
meat and potatoes.
362
00:19:46,694 --> 00:19:47,764
Oh, boy!
363
00:19:47,794 --> 00:19:48,714
And for you--
364
00:19:48,744 --> 00:19:49,794
oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
365
00:19:49,827 --> 00:19:50,967
Your favorite--
366
00:19:50,994 --> 00:19:52,844
oh, boy!
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
367
00:19:52,877 --> 00:19:55,167
Applesauce and medicine.
368
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,764
Mother: Dig in!
369
00:19:56,794 --> 00:20:00,724
So, anyway, I was saying
to Shirley that--
370
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,740
uh, Dee Dee, will you
help your grandfather?
371
00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:09,117
Here, grandpa.
Let me help.
372
00:20:09,144 --> 00:20:10,714
I'm not grandpa!
373
00:20:10,744 --> 00:20:13,694
Hey, whatcha
doing there?
374
00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:14,077
Ouch!
375
00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:16,710
Why, I'll teach you!
376
00:20:16,744 --> 00:20:17,964
Yum.
377
00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:21,044
Applesauce.
378
00:20:21,777 --> 00:20:22,767
[Cuckoo cuckoo]
379
00:20:22,794 --> 00:20:24,914
It's movie time!
380
00:20:24,944 --> 00:20:27,174
Oh, boy, movie time!
381
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:28,920
My hip!
382
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,690
Yep. I'm coming.
383
00:20:30,727 --> 00:20:31,817
Yesiree, Bob.
384
00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:33,024
Can't miss the movie.
385
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,890
Nope. There's nothing more
386
00:20:34,927 --> 00:20:36,117
I like to do
387
00:20:36,144 --> 00:20:37,844
than stay up late
388
00:20:37,877 --> 00:20:38,917
and watch the tube.
389
00:20:38,944 --> 00:20:43,844
Ahh...there she is--
my sweet receiver.
390
00:20:43,877 --> 00:20:47,117
Mother: Um, grandpa,
why don't you have a seat?
391
00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:48,924
Oh, don't mind
if I do.
392
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
A little help
there, um... Dodo?
393
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,720
Dee Dee.
394
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,710
Da da?
395
00:20:53,744 --> 00:20:54,714
Dee Dee.
396
00:20:54,744 --> 00:20:55,714
Doo-doo?
397
00:20:55,744 --> 00:20:56,164
Dee Dee.
398
00:20:56,694 --> 00:20:57,124
Thanks, Billy.
399
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,940
TV: Tonight's feature:
400
00:20:58,977 --> 00:21:00,827
Killer leeches a gogo.
401
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:01,920
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
402
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,960
I can't believe
I'm getting to stay up late.
403
00:21:03,994 --> 00:21:07,124
Could you pass
the popcorn, please?
404
00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:10,817
Here you go,
grandpa.
405
00:21:10,844 --> 00:21:12,144
Grandpa?
406
00:21:12,177 --> 00:21:14,127
Aah!
407
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,060
Grandpa's dead!
408
00:21:16,094 --> 00:21:17,724
No, no, dear.
409
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,990
It's just that he's
far too old to stay up this late.
410
00:21:22,027 --> 00:21:23,947
[Snoring]
411
00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:25,827
Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
412
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:29,840
captioning performed by
the national captioning institute, inc.
413
00:21:32,027 --> 00:21:33,047
Enter at
your own peril,
414
00:21:33,077 --> 00:21:34,767
past
the vaulted door
415
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,914
where impossible
things may happen
416
00:21:36,944 --> 00:21:39,044
that the world's
never seen before.
417
00:21:39,077 --> 00:21:43,067
♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
418
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:45,014
♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
419
00:21:45,044 --> 00:21:46,744
♪ you've ever seen
420
00:21:46,777 --> 00:21:49,917
♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
421
00:21:49,944 --> 00:21:52,174
♪ to smithereens
422
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:54,810
♪ there is
gloom and doom ♪
423
00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:56,974
♪ while things
go boom ♪
424
00:21:57,010 --> 00:21:59,840
♪ in Dexter's lab
425
00:21:59,877 --> 00:22:02,967
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prohibited without permission of national captioning institute
426
00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:07,567
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