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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:24,280 [Music] 2 00:00:27,690 --> 00:01:35,760 [Music] 3 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,859 [Applause] 4 00:01:41,490 --> 00:01:55,570 [Music] 5 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:58,270 [Applause] 6 00:01:58,270 --> 00:02:06,950 [Music] 7 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:10,830 it is not generally known that many of 8 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:13,740 the strange and alarming trends observed 9 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:16,920 in this country in recent years were not 10 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:20,880 random occurrences coincidences are 11 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:25,070 so-called acts of God but are in fact 12 00:02:25,070 --> 00:02:28,130 directly traceable to this group of men 13 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:31,410 five of the most brilliant and twisted 14 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:34,680 geniuses in America perhaps in the 15 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:38,930 entire world living and working together 16 00:02:38,930 --> 00:02:42,750 isolated protected and funded by a 17 00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,820 government contract so brilliantly 18 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:48,690 incomprehensible that no one even at the 19 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,210 highest Washington levels knew it's real 20 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:54,870 activities this group in the name of 21 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:58,080 free scientific inquiry perpetrated a 22 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:01,010 series of scenarios so sinister so 23 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:05,580 bizarre and so childishly perverse that 24 00:03:05,580 --> 00:03:07,470 rational men argued that the 25 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:09,630 civilization which had come so far and 26 00:03:09,630 --> 00:03:14,060 so short a time was finally collapsing 27 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:16,410 dr. Carl Becker director of the 28 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:19,410 Institute excuse me dr. Becker oh yes 29 00:03:19,410 --> 00:03:22,110 how did the five of you meet we were all 30 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:23,820 sent out here some years ago by someone 31 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:25,530 who thought it would be a good idea for 32 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,510 the best minds to be put together in a 33 00:03:27,510 --> 00:03:29,660 good environment with unlimited funds 34 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:32,390 and what were you all supposed to do Oh 35 00:03:32,390 --> 00:03:36,150 think a think-tank what about the usual 36 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:38,400 you know the food shortage ecology 37 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,080 energy that sort of thing we were 38 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,540 supposed to save the world before it 39 00:03:42,540 --> 00:03:44,489 went wrong nothing went wrong we just 40 00:03:44,489 --> 00:03:46,350 got into more interesting material 41 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:48,450 that's all more interesting material 42 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:51,450 what kind of material Oh little this a 43 00:03:51,450 --> 00:03:55,320 little that Hundertwasser does all of 44 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,980 our media work 45 00:03:59,230 --> 00:04:03,500 this device allows us to jam all the 46 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:05,689 Nielsen boxes in the country I see 47 00:04:05,689 --> 00:04:07,040 you're talking about the television 48 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:08,719 rating system that's right we've been 49 00:04:08,719 --> 00:04:11,150 doing that for the past six years we 50 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:13,459 substitute our own information using 51 00:04:13,459 --> 00:04:19,880 microwaves from roving vans mmm you see 52 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:23,900 that Total Environment control the 53 00:04:23,900 --> 00:04:26,300 entire country that sounds impossible 54 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:30,680 yeah that's not that difficult we pick 55 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:34,970 show to random and feed a winning share 56 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:42,280 into the Nielsen boxes like Donna Marie 57 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:45,889 hefty 60 share audience to 70 million 58 00:04:45,889 --> 00:04:47,840 now we happen to know that on that night 59 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:51,229 were only 1200 people the entire country 60 00:04:51,229 --> 00:04:53,030 will watch that particular show that's 61 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:55,490 70 million well that's amazing 62 00:04:55,490 --> 00:04:58,220 that's right the important thing to 63 00:04:58,220 --> 00:05:01,160 remember is that Nielsen was totally 64 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,159 wrong about everything 65 00:05:03,159 --> 00:05:06,620 dr. Burundi conceived and worked with 66 00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,720 the Chinese on the Nixon substitution 67 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:11,840 scenario the Nixon substitution scenario 68 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:15,919 what was that exactly the Nixon who went 69 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:20,270 to China in 1972 was not the one we sent 70 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:28,900 back free Chandler chemistry biology and 71 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:33,430 pharmaceutical I have some things here 72 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:36,039 we're into several areas actually 73 00:05:36,039 --> 00:05:41,169 viruses some phage cloning DNA 74 00:05:41,169 --> 00:05:43,860 crystalline diffraction 75 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:47,310 I did the new penicillin resistant 76 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:48,479 gonorrhea strain a few years ago 77 00:05:48,479 --> 00:05:50,849 remember was in all the papers nobody 78 00:05:50,849 --> 00:05:54,719 could figure it out and van Dongen is 79 00:05:54,719 --> 00:05:56,729 doing some very nice stuff with genetics 80 00:05:56,729 --> 00:06:04,919 and adaptation genetically speaking man 81 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:06,419 is very unstable 82 00:06:06,419 --> 00:06:08,219 he's a sort of an inferior product of 83 00:06:08,219 --> 00:06:10,889 nature genes are vulnerable to a variety 84 00:06:10,889 --> 00:06:13,430 of outside influences to radiation 85 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:17,550 chemicals stress on the other hand 86 00:06:17,550 --> 00:06:19,650 certain insects the common roach for 87 00:06:19,650 --> 00:06:23,360 instance are very resistant to mutation 88 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:27,930 now if we could crossbreed a human with 89 00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:30,389 a roach then we would have a species 90 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:36,229 that could last for 10 billion years 91 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:45,620 it is now accepted as we put the pieces 92 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:48,560 together that the entire unpleasantness 93 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,639 was the fault of this Becker person and 94 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:54,020 that the catastrophe found its 95 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:57,050 beginnings as so many do in the most 96 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,560 casual innocent remark in this case a 97 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:03,530 small article in The New York Times 98 00:07:03,530 --> 00:07:06,680 good morning gentlemen now see what you 99 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:10,190 can do with this here Gallup says that 100 00:07:10,190 --> 00:07:12,830 over 60% of Americans now firmly believe 101 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:14,630 that there are extraterrestrials out 102 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:16,400 there somewhere trying to contact us 103 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:23,360 whoa anybody Eric 104 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:30,669 Arum we could give them what they want I 105 00:07:30,669 --> 00:07:34,970 think I got one no I think I got a good 106 00:07:34,970 --> 00:07:41,690 one what you're gonna like this what if 107 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:46,789 a spaceship lands and extraterrestrial 108 00:07:46,789 --> 00:07:51,320 steps I'll what happens what happens and 109 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,700 what does the effect on the population 110 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:54,740 what is it panic because of hysteria the 111 00:07:54,740 --> 00:08:02,120 depression it's mass suicide is it 112 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,039 religious revivals you see what I'm 113 00:08:04,039 --> 00:08:07,750 saying we can find out I'll fake fake it 114 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:11,630 think all you need is the right orphan 115 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:13,430 at orphan why do you need an orphan 116 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:15,830 because an extraterrestrial Eric must 117 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:17,300 not be traceable to earth weren't 118 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,080 parents 119 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,139 I like this Leon it has texture and 120 00:08:21,139 --> 00:08:29,270 scope changes in their blood various 121 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:31,520 fluid I have a thought about a primal 122 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:33,529 trauma at the end of all this the 123 00:08:33,529 --> 00:08:37,130 country discovers et been living right 124 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:40,729 among them all along incredible let's 125 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:44,390 get Doris in on this hello Doris yes dr. 126 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,460 Becker how are you Doris 127 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:49,040 I'm perfect you know that let me see 128 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,230 what you can find on a white American 129 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:54,920 male between the ages of 25 and 40 130 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:58,070 mm-hmm an orphan the parents are 131 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,980 untraceable urban just a minute I'm 132 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:07,270 searching yeah he's coming I can feel it 133 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:10,490 how about an assistant professor of 134 00:09:10,490 --> 00:09:14,210 psychology Simon Mendelssohn he's 135 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:15,110 perfect 136 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:26,550 [Music] 137 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:28,779 okay stay with me now because this is 138 00:09:28,779 --> 00:09:30,420 really great 139 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:33,339 nuclear rockets huge ones hundreds of 140 00:09:33,339 --> 00:09:35,260 them on one side of the world and when 141 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:37,270 the plan runs out of food and air and 142 00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:39,700 water which will probably what do we do 143 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:48,130 uh anybody what do we do I'll tell you 144 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:54,070 what we do into a spaceship and we move 145 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,600 to another solar system where there is 146 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:58,720 food and water and air it can happen 147 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:00,339 anything can happen 148 00:10:00,339 --> 00:10:03,400 dare to dream use the right side of your 149 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,970 brains intuition imagination dreams 150 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:08,140 uncertainty remember we talked about the 151 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:18,310 uncertainty principle you can change the 152 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:22,540 world with an idea but you have to think 153 00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:33,070 of the idea first Wittgenstein said this 154 00:10:33,070 --> 00:10:39,160 I do not know what I do not know huh is 155 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:43,450 that fantastic I do not know what yes 156 00:10:43,450 --> 00:10:46,240 Pam what is it uh is this gonna be on 157 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:52,480 the final Doris is right is perfect 158 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,490 we're gonna need a few personal details 159 00:10:54,490 --> 00:10:56,620 from his early childhood I need fresh 160 00:10:56,620 --> 00:11:00,610 samples of his three major bodily fluids 161 00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:03,089 [Music] 162 00:11:03,089 --> 00:11:06,100 completely safe Lisa stop worrying what 163 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,779 is this looks like a coffin 164 00:11:07,779 --> 00:11:09,940 very good it's the credit coffin comes 165 00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:11,620 in I got it from Gerry Epstein's uncle 166 00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:12,970 who drives a hearse for Frankie 167 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:19,200 Campbell's totally supportive 168 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,450 [Music] 169 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,320 you're dizzy mister class you made 170 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,630 sounds like a wolf howling three days 171 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:29,400 it's a completely normal side effect and 172 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,730 this has nothing to do with that 173 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:36,639 [Music] 174 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,750 Phillips head screwdriver you're a 175 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,130 brilliant man you could make a 176 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,900 contribution what do you want to lie in 177 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:45,210 a coffin from Jerry epsilonkl are you 178 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:46,200 kidding me this is the greatest 179 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,570 scientific research tool since the 180 00:11:48,570 --> 00:11:50,370 invention of the microscope Lisa since 181 00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:56,220 the microscope says everybody me is this 182 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:59,010 your mattress yes it is it's a new field 183 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,870 Lisa I'm a pioneer you ever see 184 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:03,420 Faraday's lab or Fermi's well Madame 185 00:12:03,420 --> 00:12:05,730 Curie's or the atomic pile at the 186 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,920 University of Chicago flimsy stuff it's 187 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:08,760 all jerry-built 188 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,980 all right listen what do you want me to 189 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:14,310 do with your red shirt what the red 190 00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,170 shirt that came back mangled from the 191 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:18,480 laundry Lisa someplace I'm on the verge 192 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,290 here this is gonna do it for me really 193 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:24,470 it's incredible 194 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:29,160 look at this a simple tank filled with 195 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,190 water you get in you float there no 196 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:34,020 light no sound a feeling of gravity 197 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,760 nothing the brain is deprived of all 198 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:37,650 sensory input so it starts to turn in on 199 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:38,250 itself 200 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:40,770 you get disoriented you get afraid you 201 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:43,320 start to panic massive anxiety ensues if 202 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,300 you're lucky even hallucinate the brain 203 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:50,460 examining itself Lisa Josh you got it 204 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:57,180 great what is that AJ I capped it from 205 00:12:57,180 --> 00:12:59,280 the primate layer Simon you shouldn't 206 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,380 steal equipment oh no Harvey stole 207 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,030 cadavers from the cemetery 208 00:13:03,030 --> 00:13:05,280 Harvey Milstein from the Economics 209 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,490 Department Harvey so William Harvey 210 00:13:08,490 --> 00:13:11,910 circulation of the blood 1628 jokes I'm 211 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:15,120 white now Lisa go get a cup of coffee I 212 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,650 don't want a cup of coffee all right 213 00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,090 I'll get a cup of coffee you pick up 214 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,080 later okay 215 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,410 what time love it I mean Monday this is 216 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:26,700 Thursday right what do you mean right 217 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,260 you gonna lie in this place for three 218 00:13:28,260 --> 00:13:30,390 days you will dissolve won't dissolve 219 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:33,240 it's only a two hours Simon I don't want 220 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,899 to have to fill out a lot of forms do 221 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:39,120 you or do you not want me to win a Nobel 222 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,100 Prize yes if you wear that to the 223 00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:50,660 ceremony okay let's run the list sweetie 224 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:53,070 everything's completely under control 225 00:13:53,070 --> 00:14:53,430 ten I've got a duck okay oh my god that 226 00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:55,170 was the most incredible experience of my 227 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,240 life 228 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,430 Collin was they in the full ad about 63 229 00:15:00,430 --> 00:15:04,000 seconds 63 seconds are you sure my god 230 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:38,440 that must be what keto excuse me you 231 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,870 must be Simon Mendelssohn you are am i 232 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:41,380 right 233 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:45,580 yes I'd like to introduce myself I'm 234 00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,920 Carl Becker and I think you may be an 235 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:50,850 authentic genius 236 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:18,460 [Music] 237 00:16:56,790 --> 00:17:03,930 I see Umansky is doing some interesting 238 00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:05,400 things with neutrinos 239 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,089 I heard from Keira off he says he's 240 00:17:09,089 --> 00:17:11,780 three months from a unified field theory 241 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:18,020 lord care law always premature Misha oh 242 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:22,069 don't even mention me sir 243 00:17:22,069 --> 00:17:25,949 large mylar reflectors about five miles 244 00:17:25,949 --> 00:17:29,390 square launched from rockets 245 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:32,930 what reflectors in synchronous orbit 246 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:40,710 22,000 miles over Nebraska why 24-hour 247 00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,960 days at night oh yes it is growing cycle 248 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:47,940 Oh twice as much car very pretty very 249 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:49,290 pretty you should make out some 250 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:53,510 equations called blades 251 00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:57,420 is it the matush it is the 70 it has a 252 00:17:57,420 --> 00:18:02,520 lovely nose thank you sir oh I do I do 253 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:09,710 so dislike the 68 it's so pushy yeah I 254 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:12,540 don't know how to say this dr. Carl 255 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:17,130 please all my life I hope that maybe 256 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:21,240 someday and now this and then and you 257 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,880 and and those guys my god they're all so 258 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,370 brilliant and in that Indian guy with a 259 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,810 mylar reflectors 260 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:30,000 I couldn't believe one day he was just 261 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:35,100 showing off oh yeah you of course well I 262 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:38,420 don't know I'm speechless 263 00:18:38,420 --> 00:18:42,390 here it is Simon what do you think what 264 00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,580 do I think you saw what they gave me at 265 00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:46,470 school that little Plaza the basement 266 00:18:46,470 --> 00:18:48,330 anything you want some and just 267 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,490 requisition it from a paperclip to a 268 00:18:50,490 --> 00:18:52,620 microscope the only limit is your own 269 00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:55,520 imagination 270 00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:08,760 I don't know I am without I can't I I 271 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,830 know you're gonna do some wonderful work 272 00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:14,890 well I'll certainly I'll do every I'll 273 00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:24,580 make oh I'd like to excuse me that's all 274 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,760 right 275 00:19:28,419 --> 00:19:30,990 Cynthia Malorie Simon Mendelssohn indeed 276 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:35,380 dr. Mallory is oh yeah has expressed an 277 00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,990 interest in working with you oh well 278 00:19:37,990 --> 00:19:39,850 that's not I need I need somebody with a 279 00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:41,500 very eclectic background a solid 280 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,090 foundation all the sciences some 281 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:45,370 literature and philosophy yeah what's 282 00:19:45,370 --> 00:19:47,710 your field we'll have an MD from Johns 283 00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:50,140 Hopkins a PhD from Cambridge and 284 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,960 behavioral psychology masters from the 285 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,789 Sorbonne in contemporary French 286 00:19:54,789 --> 00:19:55,480 literature 287 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,809 okay the absurdist so okay me yes um I 288 00:19:58,809 --> 00:20:01,900 read the many my undergraduate work was 289 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,390 completed at Swarthmore two years summa 290 00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:06,600 [ __ ] laude 291 00:20:07,260 --> 00:20:14,049 yes Kiplinger in Vienna all of Stockholm 292 00:20:14,049 --> 00:20:16,480 epstein in Geneva yes of course you're 293 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,400 familiar with this all part of your clan 294 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,020 biorhythms an acetyl transferase 295 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,820 activity and chickens and rats yes 296 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,419 abstinence abstinence and chickens my 297 00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:28,030 notebook entitled a comprehensive 298 00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:30,000 history of oral sex techniques 299 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,350 Illustrated has already been proclaimed 300 00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:34,419 a masterpiece by both Norman Mailer and 301 00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:37,150 Bess Myerson and has an advanced 302 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:40,980 printing of 100,000 copies 303 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:48,520 who's your publisher now let's try it 304 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,200 out for pride out for a week 305 00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:57,060 I'm working on what I call a general 306 00:20:57,060 --> 00:21:00,600 theory of creativity really just like 307 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,610 Albert Einstein I believe that inside of 308 00:21:02,610 --> 00:21:05,550 everybody everybody is a genius waiting 309 00:21:05,550 --> 00:21:07,860 to be released the secret is you got to 310 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:09,210 get yourself into a kind of a chaotic 311 00:21:09,210 --> 00:21:10,680 enough mental state and the good 312 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,910 material can break through from the 313 00:21:11,910 --> 00:21:13,560 unconscious well how do you accomplish 314 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,990 this Oh any way you can 315 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,150 chemicals sleep laws fasting deep 316 00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,890 breathing did you know that if I 317 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:21,270 hyperventilate for ten minutes 318 00:21:21,270 --> 00:22:01,260 I really do some very interesting well 319 00:22:01,260 --> 00:22:03,750 you fellows may be wrong and you'll 320 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,460 forgive me if I throw 500 years of 321 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:07,410 science out the window with this just 322 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,020 what if it's all subjective I mean the 323 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,000 universe contains not one truth but an 324 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:16,700 infinite number of truths right okay 325 00:22:16,970 --> 00:22:19,380 thank you take your black hole for 326 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:26,790 example your black hole is popular now I 327 00:22:26,790 --> 00:22:28,830 submit because what you got there is a 328 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,690 bunch of the press scientists you're not 329 00:22:30,690 --> 00:22:31,670 gonna get any happy well-adjusted 330 00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:34,380 scientists inventing a big object a 331 00:22:34,380 --> 00:22:36,750 black thing that sucks you into a noodle 332 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:38,760 shaped object five million miles long 333 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,140 and heats you up if you get through 334 00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:47,030 closer think about it hmm very good 335 00:22:47,030 --> 00:22:52,350 thank you plates very fruity how's he 336 00:22:52,350 --> 00:22:52,920 doing 337 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,830 he thinks he's doing just great is he 338 00:22:55,830 --> 00:22:59,570 watching right now he's watching smile 339 00:23:01,410 --> 00:23:05,260 is he resisting you resisting Bob Dicke 340 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,480 that is the perfect environment perfect 341 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,240 equipment perfect fantasy the perfect 342 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,690 woman I think we can move ahead swiftly 343 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:17,140 now the key is death if you spoke of 344 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:19,300 death a lot it would make him sexually 345 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:23,200 excited he's that type we're drowning in 346 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:24,730 a sea of facts the left half of the 347 00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:28,590 brain is recreating the entire world 348 00:23:38,490 --> 00:23:42,070 that's quite brilliant how did you get 349 00:23:42,070 --> 00:23:46,060 so brilliant must run in the family 350 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:49,300 oh yes yeah my father was the most 351 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:51,370 brilliant research physicist on the 352 00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:56,610 entire h-bomb project until the accident 353 00:23:58,470 --> 00:24:01,210 he was in charge of the final arming of 354 00:24:01,210 --> 00:24:03,490 the bomb on Anna we talk oh yes 355 00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:06,490 apparently he fell asleep in the tower 356 00:24:06,490 --> 00:24:09,940 no one know about it the detonation went 357 00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:14,890 off on schedule you mean yes my father 358 00:24:14,890 --> 00:24:19,450 was completely vaporized fine this 359 00:24:19,450 --> 00:24:23,640 morbid I certainly do please continue 360 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,490 my grandfather was a student under the 361 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:28,710 great radiologist Wilhelm roentgen in 362 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:30,810 Munich oh yeah yeah they discovered this 363 00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:33,200 you place your hand in front of a 364 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,460 photographic plate and bombarded the 365 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,980 high-intensity x-rays that you can see 366 00:24:37,980 --> 00:24:42,180 the skeleton underneath mm-hmm 1901 367 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,440 Wilhelm roentgen got the Nobel Prize 368 00:24:45,440 --> 00:25:06,210 my grandfather's hand dropped off my 369 00:25:06,210 --> 00:25:09,960 husband psychiatrist he specialized in 370 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:15,170 contemporary suicide was the psycho huh 371 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,730 one day he took a bottle of Seconal and 372 00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:20,190 jumped off the roof oh my god he must 373 00:25:20,190 --> 00:25:24,150 have suffered terribly I feel that he 374 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,770 was probably sleeping by the time he 375 00:25:25,770 --> 00:25:27,360 passed the third floor 376 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:46,619 [Music] 377 00:25:51,760 --> 00:26:34,000 [Music] 378 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,570 [Applause] 379 00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:52,970 [Music] 380 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:56,330 did you get the fluids did you get him 381 00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:58,010 did you get him did you get him did you 382 00:26:58,010 --> 00:27:03,400 get him did you turn are they fresh 383 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:07,460 you're a genius did you tell the father 384 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,620 story yes and the husband Anna yes yes 385 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:10,160 yes 386 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,740 you see I designed those anecdotes 387 00:27:11,740 --> 00:27:14,720 specifically to excite him to enthrall 388 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,590 him with you 389 00:27:15,590 --> 00:27:17,510 his feelings about me are not based on 390 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,490 your little stories I can assure you oh 391 00:27:19,490 --> 00:27:20,420 really 392 00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,760 well what are they based on then 393 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:28,580 something I do with my tongue Cynthia 394 00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,960 that's disgusting 395 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,890 yes that's why it works [ __ ] pimp 396 00:27:33,890 --> 00:27:35,690 alright alright let's just calm down 397 00:27:35,690 --> 00:27:38,480 there should be a beautiful moment Eric 398 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,420 what are your thoughts well Carl I think 399 00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:44,300 the new tank of his is the key see my 400 00:27:44,300 --> 00:27:45,590 feeling is what he's searching for 401 00:27:45,590 --> 00:27:47,360 during these immersions although he 402 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,760 doesn't know it is his real mother the 403 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:50,990 one who abandoned him when he was an 404 00:27:50,990 --> 00:27:53,600 orphan so the next time he gets in the 405 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:56,420 tank leave him in for 200 hours that's 406 00:27:56,420 --> 00:27:58,130 over a week his brains been trying to 407 00:27:58,130 --> 00:28:00,050 tapioca oh I wouldn't think so it'll 408 00:28:00,050 --> 00:28:02,270 just make him very receptive to what 409 00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:03,830 we're going to give him a whole new 410 00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:08,510 birth memory you got a red light good 411 00:28:08,510 --> 00:28:10,520 sweetheart I'm gonna check the monitor 412 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:15,520 here see if the two things are going 413 00:28:16,990 --> 00:28:19,280 there's a test run so get me out in an 414 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:28,700 hour okay let's plug in terrific hold 415 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:31,030 please 416 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:46,770 okay one second okay hello hello hello 417 00:28:46,770 --> 00:28:52,050 can you read me out there I hope you're 418 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:57,420 taking good notes out there 1 2 3 4 5 6 419 00:28:57,420 --> 00:29:03,870 7 8 9 10 ABC hello hello okay I'm inside 420 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:08,060 the tank it's very very interesting 421 00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:41,400 water temperature is weird shoes I've 422 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:46,820 spoken with Euripides and hisses 423 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,190 [Music] 424 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:03,569 [Music] 425 00:30:06,570 --> 00:30:10,050 well snake 426 00:30:18,490 --> 00:30:21,599 [Music] 427 00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:30,900 okay open it up but it's only 197 ah 428 00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:15,730 what's he doing he's regressed 429 00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:19,330 completely regrets to where infancy no 430 00:31:19,330 --> 00:31:22,750 further than that about 500 million 431 00:31:22,750 --> 00:31:26,020 years every human brain carries the 432 00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:28,570 memory of Olive illusion he's been 433 00:31:28,570 --> 00:31:30,600 through the entire evolutionary chain 434 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,440 has to find his way back 435 00:31:35,420 --> 00:31:40,960 now see is a tiny sea organism plankton 436 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,440 what's he doing now 437 00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:00,730 and look at that Karl we've got flippers 438 00:32:00,730 --> 00:32:07,890 and fins here and he's starting to swim 439 00:32:12,660 --> 00:32:15,829 [Music] 440 00:32:25,830 --> 00:32:29,010 [Music] 441 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:47,549 [Music] 442 00:32:50,230 --> 00:33:08,200 [Music] 443 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,550 now he's trying to walk erect 444 00:33:12,550 --> 00:33:17,090 hey that's australopith the scene that's 445 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:20,240 Pithecanthropus Java man 446 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:25,520 oh whoa our witness oh he's discovered 447 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,060 his own sexuality 448 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:41,030 [Music] 449 00:33:46,450 --> 00:33:52,340 Wow among consenting language they won't 450 00:33:52,340 --> 00:34:22,550 know where they serve I look that Carl 451 00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:26,630 he's doing a dance of joy to the harvest 452 00:34:26,630 --> 00:34:28,179 [Music] 453 00:34:28,179 --> 00:34:32,130 no too much joy we get guilt in religion 454 00:34:32,130 --> 00:34:37,139 [Music] 455 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:50,069 now he's becoming civilized he's become 456 00:34:50,069 --> 00:34:55,500 an artisan he's making objects he's at 457 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,180 an assembly line it's it's the 458 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:59,780 Industrial Revolution 459 00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:17,360 [Music] 460 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,840 this will bring him up into Twilight's 461 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,680 sleep you'll observe everything but 462 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:39,540 it'll pass directly into his deepest 463 00:35:39,540 --> 00:35:42,870 memory there is unconscious poor lonely 464 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:46,980 Simon and do you know why you're lonely 465 00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:52,410 Simon because you're an orphan you don't 466 00:35:52,410 --> 00:35:57,530 know who you are or where you come from 467 00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:02,540 open your eyes Simon 468 00:36:04,070 --> 00:36:11,780 it's July 7 1938 your first day on earth 469 00:36:14,870 --> 00:36:32,309 [Music] 470 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:38,980 where's that with it your mother well my 471 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:46,530 mother no no your real mother 472 00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:51,370 hmm where are you mother right in front 473 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:52,740 of you darling 474 00:36:52,740 --> 00:36:57,880 spaceship are you ins Simon 475 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,780 I am the patient who's you just a 476 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:02,260 machine 477 00:37:02,260 --> 00:37:05,290 oh thank you very much some gratitude 478 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:09,280 from a son huh the human being have a 479 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,730 mother who's a machine mother Simon our 480 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,890 planet is 50 billion years ahead of 481 00:37:14,890 --> 00:37:17,530 Earth we can make humans the way humans 482 00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:21,220 make toasters you made me what then you 483 00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:28,110 made yourself I'm screwed it's all right 484 00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:32,020 don't worry it's a good recipe a little 485 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:35,590 protein some nice amino acids it lasts 486 00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:39,850 for almost 40 years I guarantee and then 487 00:37:39,850 --> 00:37:43,090 you fall apart what do you expect 488 00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:45,850 Simon nothing lasts forever not even a 489 00:37:45,850 --> 00:37:52,180 toaster they need help Simon I want you 490 00:37:52,180 --> 00:37:55,090 to save the world save the world I can't 491 00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:57,300 even get a regular checking account MA 492 00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:59,150 goodbye 493 00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:04,870 [Music] 494 00:38:04,870 --> 00:38:06,700 don't be fried 495 00:38:06,700 --> 00:38:08,920 and leaving you in front of the 496 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,510 orphanage 497 00:38:11,510 --> 00:38:18,429 [Music] 498 00:38:19,890 --> 00:38:22,540 something happened what happened I don't 499 00:38:22,540 --> 00:38:24,820 know let's just figure it out logically 500 00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:29,140 Oh bad dream oh not dreams Simon those 501 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,790 were memories memories 502 00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:33,040 don't be frightened Simon they're here 503 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,590 to help Oh search for it 504 00:38:35,590 --> 00:38:39,240 Sochi who you are Who I are your parents 505 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:42,130 who are they where did they come oh who 506 00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:47,920 are you the whole world is waiting 507 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,200 extraordinary think of the possibilities 508 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:58,120 the recognition yeah look who are you 509 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:03,250 Simon who are you I know I know 510 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:09,760 yes my mother made me I'm I'm a recipe 511 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:13,630 go with it my mother a big white one a 512 00:39:13,630 --> 00:39:24,160 thing floating in yes yes yes 513 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:27,260 [Music] 514 00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:42,540 [Music] 515 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,640 [Applause] 516 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:51,210 [Music] 517 00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:53,680 [Applause] 518 00:39:53,680 --> 00:40:22,849 [Music] 519 00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:28,230 and to close this item from Hanover May 520 00:40:28,230 --> 00:40:30,940 scientists from a research facility near 521 00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:32,559 here reported that they were holding 522 00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:34,420 someone who was claiming to be an 523 00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:37,690 extraterrestrial this footage supplied 524 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:40,900 by station WH Cayce in Bangor shows 525 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:43,390 Simon Mendelssohn a staff member at the 526 00:40:43,390 --> 00:40:46,539 Institute for advanced concepts who it 527 00:40:46,539 --> 00:40:48,819 is alleged was placed on earth as an 528 00:40:48,819 --> 00:40:50,999 infant approximately 40 years ago 529 00:40:50,999 --> 00:40:53,289 extensive medical tests are underway to 530 00:40:53,289 --> 00:40:55,779 determine if mr. Mendelssohn is in fact 531 00:40:55,779 --> 00:40:58,059 our first visitor from the stars or just 532 00:40:58,059 --> 00:41:03,089 a self-styled lunatic or both 533 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:13,769 [Music] 534 00:41:14,330 --> 00:41:19,260 we're only young dawn of we're gonna be 535 00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:20,190 so awesome 536 00:41:20,190 --> 00:41:24,390 go get a bucket boiler easy Barnaby 537 00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:27,030 spade a star 538 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:29,030 ah 539 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,290 [Music] 540 00:41:42,410 --> 00:41:55,539 [Music] 541 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,980 mr. son 542 00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:01,890 [Music] 543 00:42:01,890 --> 00:42:03,890 ah 544 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:13,880 [Music] 545 00:42:22,630 --> 00:42:26,480 it's a distinct possibility we can make 546 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,059 viruses now an advanced civilization 547 00:42:29,059 --> 00:42:32,440 they could make a perfect human a real 548 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,839 three-dimensional human you there's a 549 00:42:35,839 --> 00:42:37,579 dichotomy in this that if he's 550 00:42:37,579 --> 00:42:40,519 indistinguishable from you or me what is 551 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:43,339 the difference where is his soul this is 552 00:42:43,339 --> 00:42:45,289 the basic question how can the man have 553 00:42:45,289 --> 00:42:46,160 a soul 554 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,769 his mother was a blender the most you 555 00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:53,029 can have is a warranty I think that this 556 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:55,730 event is clear proof that there is a God 557 00:42:55,730 --> 00:42:57,680 in the universe this is clear proof 558 00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,750 there is no god you're both wrong 559 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,940 this is proof that there is a God but he 560 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:04,990 doesn't know what the hell he's doing 561 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:16,039 please good morning Simon Oh Carl good 562 00:43:16,039 --> 00:43:19,160 morning you wanted to see it yes I did I 563 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,470 wanted to thank you all personally for 564 00:43:21,470 --> 00:43:22,849 the exemplary way in which you have 565 00:43:22,849 --> 00:43:23,960 handled what could have been a very 566 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,210 explosive situation for you you should 567 00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:28,759 feel very very proud thank you you see 568 00:43:28,759 --> 00:43:30,259 you've given the world something finally 569 00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:33,609 to believe in ah and what is that mean 570 00:43:33,609 --> 00:43:37,190 yes Simon what's that in your hand oh 571 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:50,390 yes my statement could we see it sure to 572 00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:52,369 whom do you wish to make this statement 573 00:43:52,369 --> 00:43:59,390 oh all mankind for media coverage could 574 00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:01,029 you excuse us for a minute 575 00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:07,630 surely thank you I'm not a new wrinkle 576 00:44:07,809 --> 00:44:10,099 what do you think well we can't let him 577 00:44:10,099 --> 00:44:11,930 make the statement I'm sorry in the 578 00:44:11,930 --> 00:44:14,509 scenario release it to the media why not 579 00:44:14,509 --> 00:44:16,549 did you read that thing the man's a 580 00:44:16,549 --> 00:44:18,140 world-class psychotic 581 00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:21,109 uh-huh did you say something I said look 582 00:44:21,109 --> 00:44:25,069 who's talking chemist Rocha file please 583 00:44:25,069 --> 00:44:29,000 gentlemen and thank you could you excuse 584 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,910 us for just a minute thank you 585 00:44:31,910 --> 00:44:35,870 look I want to give it a try what could 586 00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:36,530 happen 587 00:44:36,530 --> 00:44:39,770 Arum go sir Pasha go let's do it 588 00:44:39,770 --> 00:44:41,840 very Timon what we've decided to do it 589 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,120 Carl I'd like to express my very grave 590 00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,590 doubts about this now this man is 591 00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:49,750 obviously insane we can't present him 592 00:45:33,310 --> 00:45:35,690 I've been doing a great deal of thinking 593 00:45:35,690 --> 00:45:38,150 about Who I am and why I've been sent 594 00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:40,340 here to live among you and the answer is 595 00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,710 really very simple things here are just 596 00:45:42,710 --> 00:45:45,950 not working out very well your jobs are 597 00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:48,980 boring your food is bland your water's 598 00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,480 polluted your relationships don't work 599 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,140 is that not right and the question is 600 00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:55,850 how have things come to such a sorry 601 00:45:55,850 --> 00:46:01,970 state of affairs I will tell you there 602 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:05,480 is too much bad stuff around bad food 603 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,850 bad drink bad art bad ideas everything's 604 00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:10,490 all clogged up so what we're gonna do is 605 00:46:10,490 --> 00:46:12,290 we're gonna get rid of all the bad stuff 606 00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:14,990 and that will be a very good beginning 607 00:46:14,990 --> 00:46:17,600 now I have your list of things which I 608 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,830 like written in the Constitution 609 00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:20,420 immediately after which I promise you 610 00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,130 your lives will be less tense and more 611 00:46:22,130 --> 00:46:25,610 rewarding one all music in elevators 612 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:27,230 airports restaurants and other public 613 00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:30,500 rooms will cease immediately to no more 614 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,360 children or animals may be used to sell 615 00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,870 products three lawyers who lose cases 616 00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:37,820 will go to jail with their clients 617 00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:41,000 for no doctor may write a diet book any 618 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,620 doctor who does will immediately lose 619 00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:45,470 his license and become a dentist five 620 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,000 I think we don't really need a House of 621 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,800 Representatives and a Senate the Romans 622 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,030 didn't have one so let's just have a 623 00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:52,760 Senate okay which reminds me I think 624 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,650 would be a very good idea from now on 625 00:46:54,650 --> 00:46:56,270 all politicians who appeared in public 626 00:46:56,270 --> 00:46:58,880 were cone-shaped partyhat not bad huh 627 00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,820 six pollution anybody who owns a factory 628 00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:03,890 that makes radioactive waste has to take 629 00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:05,570 it home at night with him to his house 630 00:47:05,570 --> 00:47:08,450 vii anybody who says I'm trying to get 631 00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:11,359 centered you are invading my space or 632 00:47:11,359 --> 00:47:15,650 far out will be fined $50 make that $100 633 00:47:15,650 --> 00:47:19,430 I feel Simon is basically expressing the 634 00:47:19,430 --> 00:47:20,920 unconscious wishes of the public 635 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,470 basically what are your feelings on that 636 00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:26,930 senator I can't go along with that dick 637 00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:29,940 I think the fellas dangerous 638 00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:56,249 [Music] 639 00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:56,890 [Applause] 640 00:47:56,890 --> 00:48:00,660 [Music] 641 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,790 Simon you're gonna have to go more 642 00:48:02,790 --> 00:48:05,850 slowly because you're gonna disturb 643 00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,490 people you're upset well I understand 644 00:48:08,490 --> 00:48:10,440 these I just think we should meet and go 645 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,330 over your material before you broadcast 646 00:48:12,330 --> 00:48:16,940 again no that's quite impossible why 647 00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:19,230 because now I have to speak with someone 648 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:23,460 in authority I'm in authority yes Carl 649 00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:25,440 of course you are that's why I want you 650 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,210 to set up a meeting with the president 651 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:30,810 the Chinese premier hope and Walter 652 00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:36,050 Cronkite I'd like to have him terminated 653 00:48:36,050 --> 00:48:39,780 terminate oh no come on yet he's just 654 00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:41,280 starting to cook couldn't we give it 655 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,390 another week no he's out of control and 656 00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:46,920 I want him killed he's not hurting 657 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,630 anybody have you read the newspapers I 658 00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:50,130 never read the newspapers it's 659 00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:51,240 fascinating 660 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,300 his ego is expanding exponentially come 661 00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:56,880 on Carl it's working so well don't even 662 00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,190 like this in six months please all right 663 00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,800 all right but we have to slow him down a 664 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,930 little Aaron if you got anything I've 665 00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:08,190 been doing some wonderful things with 666 00:49:08,190 --> 00:49:10,830 mice I know you have I'll take care of 667 00:49:10,830 --> 00:49:12,470 it thank you 668 00:49:12,470 --> 00:49:15,540 where were we Oh three before say 669 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:21,719 [Music] 670 00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:26,140 I'd like to see dr. Carl Becker please 671 00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:29,080 you have an appointment do you have a 672 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,280 phone in that thing 673 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,550 please Lisa if I may call you Lisa this 674 00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:35,560 whole thing is just as baffling to us as 675 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,570 it is to you listen I don't know what 676 00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:39,370 you did to that man but he does not come 677 00:49:39,370 --> 00:49:40,690 from out of space 678 00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:42,460 where is he please well I'll take you to 679 00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:43,420 him but first you're gonna have to 680 00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,880 change your clothes 681 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,060 it smells like germs Lisa germs you 682 00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,290 don't want to be the cause of his death 683 00:49:50,290 --> 00:50:00,670 now do you well there he is Lisa I hope 684 00:50:00,670 --> 00:50:08,580 he remembers you Simon 685 00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:23,320 you have a visitor hello Lisa they gave 686 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,210 me this stuff they said I was contagious 687 00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:27,640 yes human beings are all intelligence to 688 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,150 me is that true oh yes oh it's a very 689 00:50:31,150 --> 00:50:32,800 nice sentiment that must be why you 690 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,360 didn't call me for five weeks 691 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,860 yeah you must have been afraid that I'd 692 00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:38,980 infect you over the telephone no no I've 693 00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:42,610 just been very very busy Simon what 694 00:50:42,610 --> 00:50:44,200 what's going on here what are you doing 695 00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,110 this is a an experiment like the tank 696 00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,670 you're pretending to be this space 697 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,680 person I don't get it it's not an 698 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,620 experiment it's the real thing 699 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:54,850 are you telling me that you come from 700 00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:56,650 out of space not out of space outer 701 00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:59,110 space out of space doesn't mean anything 702 00:50:59,110 --> 00:51:01,870 Simon I find this very hard to accept 703 00:51:01,870 --> 00:51:03,430 well you're not the only one I find out 704 00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:05,800 hard to accept myself but you accept it 705 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,990 yes I do I mean the medical evidence is 706 00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:10,000 overwhelming I mean my blood my bodily 707 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,740 fluids nobody seen anything like them 708 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:14,110 and my memories my god the memories I've 709 00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:15,970 been having and so many other things it 710 00:51:15,970 --> 00:51:17,710 just it all makes sense when you put it 711 00:51:17,710 --> 00:51:19,720 together it's part of the grand scheme 712 00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,300 of things the reason for my being my 713 00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:26,260 purpose Who I am the all-seeing eye yin 714 00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:31,110 the yang the hua 715 00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,820 do you understand Simon when did you eat 716 00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:40,000 last you know you have serious troubles 717 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,530 with reality Lisa do you know that you I 718 00:51:41,530 --> 00:51:43,960 mean you cut yourself off I cut mine yes 719 00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:44,530 you do 720 00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:47,410 I am NOT sitting in a glass box with 721 00:51:47,410 --> 00:51:49,840 fake hair like some half-baked guru what 722 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,430 is this thing you're flying suits my 723 00:51:51,430 --> 00:51:53,050 garment don't touch it Simon you're a 724 00:51:53,050 --> 00:51:55,690 real person a regular person where's 725 00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:57,820 your red hat I am NOT gonna discuss 726 00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,530 complex scientific ideas with somebody 727 00:51:59,530 --> 00:52:02,980 from the music department I was there 728 00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:04,900 during the mescaline and during the 729 00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:06,730 fasting for three weeks on grabs and 730 00:52:06,730 --> 00:52:13,390 earphones Simon they hypnotized you 731 00:52:13,390 --> 00:52:15,550 your friend becquer mr. wizard he washed 732 00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:17,170 your brain and it shrunk 733 00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,760 nobody hypnotized anybody I'm the same 734 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,470 person I was except I come from another 735 00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:23,170 planet what planet I know this millions 736 00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:25,930 of them are there is it Venus no it's 737 00:52:25,930 --> 00:52:27,640 not Venus if you must know it's in the 738 00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,800 Nebula Orion you come from the nebula 739 00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,240 Orion yes I do 740 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,400 how do you know this how does anybody 741 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,110 know anything what do you mean how does 742 00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:37,420 anybody know anything how does anybody 743 00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:39,670 know anything what is this an 744 00:52:39,670 --> 00:52:41,710 intergalactic Tom what lesshan I simply 745 00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:43,060 asked you how do you know you come from 746 00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:45,100 the Orion Nebula I can't handle this I 747 00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:46,210 have a lot of problems and a lot of 748 00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:48,070 responsibilities if you don't like Who I 749 00:52:48,070 --> 00:52:53,860 am then I don't know what okay okay all 750 00:52:53,860 --> 00:53:06,760 right okay okay it's been a long time 751 00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,910 five weeks you crazy your body is 752 00:53:09,910 --> 00:53:11,410 crawling with millions of deadly 753 00:53:11,410 --> 00:53:14,890 microbes well why not you join because I 754 00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:17,350 could die in a second that's why Simon 755 00:53:17,350 --> 00:53:19,870 we could all die in a second the world 756 00:53:19,870 --> 00:53:26,310 could explode terrible thing come here 757 00:53:28,930 --> 00:53:31,990 what are you doing I've never made one 758 00:53:31,990 --> 00:53:35,030 extraterrestrial Lisa it's it's 759 00:53:35,030 --> 00:53:37,180 perfectly all right I've been completely 760 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:40,099 decontaminated and anyway we'll never 761 00:53:40,099 --> 00:53:42,859 actually touch I promise you can't make 762 00:53:42,859 --> 00:53:46,820 love without touching well yes you can 763 00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:52,910 sort of think about it you brought a 764 00:53:52,910 --> 00:54:06,160 thing from highschool stelazine / cotton 765 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,720 Thorazine 766 00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:12,020 strychnine too heavy I could use those 767 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:13,220 pills and make the might sound like 768 00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:15,680 Louie Armstrong that might destroy his 769 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:20,300 credibility too obvious I could make his 770 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:26,869 nose drop off super oak what do you say 771 00:54:26,869 --> 00:54:31,310 to this tomorrow morning he wakes up and 772 00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:37,490 he's very stupid alright go on it's just 773 00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:38,930 something I've been working on it so 774 00:54:38,930 --> 00:54:42,460 Thomas colorless tasteless untraceable 775 00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:45,080 it attacks the cortex and cuts the 776 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,970 intelligence right in half I like it 777 00:54:46,970 --> 00:54:49,660 it's elegant 778 00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:06,730 how long is it effective a week maybe a 779 00:55:06,730 --> 00:55:08,980 month maybe a year one whiff and they'll 780 00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,559 both be real docile do you see it cuts 781 00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:13,839 the iCube right in half okay okay we 782 00:55:13,839 --> 00:55:16,630 know ah all right this one this one 783 00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:24,099 feeds only the sterile room nope that 784 00:55:24,099 --> 00:55:27,329 one's the rest of the building 785 00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:40,110 it's anything off camp I can't it stock 786 00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:43,590 oh boy oh boy I don't want to take your 787 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,770 work 788 00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:52,470 Oh Doris what should I do 789 00:55:52,470 --> 00:55:54,990 the gas is drifting around out there 790 00:55:54,990 --> 00:55:56,910 they are going to trace it to me 791 00:55:56,910 --> 00:56:00,570 to us I know about the gas I know about 792 00:56:00,570 --> 00:56:01,290 everything 793 00:56:01,290 --> 00:56:03,210 I'm the world's smartest computer right 794 00:56:03,210 --> 00:56:05,880 yes so you want me to fix it as that 795 00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,190 aide Carl yes Doris all right well why 796 00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:09,600 didn't you come right out and say it 797 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,760 well I already called the Pentagon and I 798 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,960 told them there's a little problem with 799 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,360 that extraterrestrial of yours oh really 800 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,660 yes see you just calm down and let them 801 00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:21,750 handle it okay okay Doris you see the 802 00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:23,490 gas is worthless anyway it's gonna wear 803 00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:25,710 off in a few weeks I mean everybody 804 00:56:25,710 --> 00:56:27,570 knows that lithium carbonate becomes 805 00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:29,550 very instant why you looking at me like 806 00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:30,200 that 807 00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,660 why are you stepping on me like this you 808 00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:36,150 know I don't want to get into a little 809 00:56:36,150 --> 00:56:39,120 thing now Carl I mean I really don't not 810 00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,760 now it's because you're so smart Carl I 811 00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:46,290 can't help it you're so big I know so 812 00:56:46,290 --> 00:56:49,580 beautiful I know it's me crazy 813 00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:53,040 Macross don't touch my yellow you know 814 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,950 Carl you're a very sick person I love 815 00:56:55,950 --> 00:57:00,630 your doors not my wine Carl please not I 816 00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:02,820 mean how many times do we have to go 817 00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,110 through this you can't love me I'm a 818 00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:07,890 machine maybe this is just infatuation 819 00:57:07,890 --> 00:57:10,010 call it what you will 820 00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:14,070 let's run away Doris oh that's a low 821 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:16,530 blow Carl I mean you know I'm bolted to 822 00:57:16,530 --> 00:57:20,370 the floor you know what I'm doing 823 00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:23,430 oh no don't you that girl I'm really not 824 00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:25,860 in the mood I have a headache I mean I 825 00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,450 really do have such a headache Karlin 826 00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:30,900 you can imagine how enormous the size of 827 00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,820 that headache is you know you like it 828 00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:35,460 when I stroke your power supply no I 829 00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:37,650 really does that's great oh is that 830 00:57:37,650 --> 00:57:39,990 great no car I really don't like it no I 831 00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:41,340 really don't touch that part again I 832 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,810 told you don't call where you going now 833 00:57:42,810 --> 00:57:49,380 no no oh oh Jesus I'm sorry Doris you're 834 00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:50,280 sorry 835 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,980 what am I supposed to do just give me 836 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:56,340 another minute well I just want you to 837 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:59,280 know that I feel very used right now 838 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:14,730 oh don't breathe on me well Simon it's 839 00:58:14,730 --> 00:58:17,420 too late for that 840 00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:21,690 my egg where's my egg I don't know where 841 00:58:21,690 --> 00:58:24,450 do you keep it well on my egg my egg 842 00:58:24,450 --> 00:58:25,830 that I get it I get an egg at 8 o'clock 843 00:58:25,830 --> 00:58:28,320 in the morning yeah well where is it 844 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,230 I don't know I'll find out hey don't 845 00:58:31,230 --> 00:58:35,030 panic and toast toast toast 846 00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:50,199 [Music] 847 00:58:56,650 --> 00:59:10,340 [Music] 848 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:18,340 [Music] 849 00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:29,270 take off your glasses tell me your name 850 00:59:29,270 --> 00:59:30,980 you can call me anything you like but 851 00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:34,240 don't call me late for supper 852 00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:39,830 you Becca yes would you mind telling me 853 00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:40,880 just what the hell is going on around 854 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,920 here this is the Institute for advanced 855 00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,170 concepts we are a small and non-profit 856 00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:46,940 research group oh that were they they're 857 00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:49,450 my step 858 00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,480 I'm the director to whom do I have the 859 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,210 pleasure of speaking pleasure 860 00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,160 I'll give you pleasure you pantywaist 861 00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:02,420 egghead Jesus Christ what a mess 862 01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:05,060 army right you're with the army tell me 863 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:05,780 I'm wrong 864 01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:08,510 Cory Pentagon I have authority to 865 01:00:08,510 --> 01:00:09,920 establish full command here what the 866 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,340 hell happened it's a gas apparently 867 01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:14,990 whoever breathes it loses about a 868 01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:17,720 hundred points of IQ stupid making guess 869 01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,140 it makes the enemy stupid seems like it 870 01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:23,450 well where is he where is who 871 01:00:23,450 --> 01:00:25,220 a Martian for Christ's sake he did this 872 01:00:25,220 --> 01:00:28,970 to me he did what release the gas yes oh 873 01:00:28,970 --> 01:00:32,090 yeah that's lovely yes he did very guess 874 01:00:32,090 --> 01:00:33,020 who else 875 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,940 it's a god damn invasion he's very 876 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:39,920 dangerous you may have to shoot him you 877 01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,150 heard him sergeant get on it 878 01:00:41,150 --> 01:00:42,740 he's extremely dangerous take no 879 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:52,640 prisoners yes sir come on man there's 880 01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,080 been a terrible accident we gotta get 881 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:58,100 out of here very fast okay terrible gas 882 01:00:58,100 --> 01:00:59,600 is escaping some kind of very dangerous 883 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,300 people and your friend back I said it's 884 01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:03,680 your fault that you did it it's got 885 01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,020 beyond me here the old army they think 886 01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,910 you're an invasion you are a Martian 887 01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:08,580 invasion 888 01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:10,070 and it got orders to shoot and kill 889 01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:13,470 you're happy to the cat lease is 890 01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:14,450 something wrong 891 01:01:14,450 --> 01:01:17,940 Simon listen to me they don't like you 892 01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:18,900 here anymore 893 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:21,240 so they are going to kill you so we have 894 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,370 to get out of here very no no no no I 895 01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:24,750 can't breathe the air that's got seven 896 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:33,240 deadly germs in it I knew I shouldn't 897 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,750 have had sex 898 01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:58,780 [Music] 899 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:30,000 [Music] 900 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,160 Mesa a lady's dancing with a potholder 901 01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:48,259 [Music] 902 01:02:48,259 --> 01:02:50,279 let's hurry will pay for this believe 903 01:02:50,279 --> 01:02:53,759 you me what are you gonna do wreak my 904 01:02:53,759 --> 01:02:56,219 vengeance excuse me I will wreak my 905 01:02:56,219 --> 01:02:57,180 vengeance on them 906 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,400 fine why are you talking like the Old 907 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,499 Testament Dave whomsoever shalt beat it 908 01:03:01,499 --> 01:03:03,869 applause sure into a bullet yay then 909 01:03:03,869 --> 01:03:05,749 shall they know the wrath of my wrath 910 01:03:05,749 --> 01:03:09,989 Corinthians 12 we are in big trouble 911 01:03:09,989 --> 01:03:11,729 they're telling me I shouldn't be 912 01:03:11,729 --> 01:03:12,170 breathing 913 01:03:12,170 --> 01:03:29,260 [Music] 914 01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:50,970 Simon wake up there's people out here 915 01:03:50,970 --> 01:03:56,970 ami no I don't think so 916 01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:30,170 don't be frightened we saw your van you 917 01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:32,450 were sleeping you look cold 918 01:04:32,450 --> 01:04:37,339 we covered you see polyester filling and 919 01:04:37,339 --> 01:04:39,760 the cover wipes clean with a damp cloth 920 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,000 available from Remco hungry we have 921 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,960 macaroni and cheese casserole good ain't 922 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,119 good for you who are you why do you guys 923 01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:53,420 talk like that we live here and follow 924 01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:55,819 the master we have seen you on the 925 01:04:55,819 --> 01:04:59,059 sacred box the sacred box the sacred box 926 01:04:59,059 --> 01:05:02,180 with pictures o television we do not 927 01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:02,960 speak its name 928 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,940 oh no no no these are very good people 929 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:09,319 what's the name Charles Manson mean 930 01:05:09,319 --> 01:05:13,099 anything we know your Simon from outer 931 01:05:13,099 --> 01:05:16,279 space oh they know who I am 932 01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:18,920 we know of all your troubles but you're 933 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:23,859 safe here stay in worship with us 934 01:05:28,570 --> 01:05:40,950 [Music] 935 01:05:40,950 --> 01:05:48,240 and Milty begat Lucy who begat Mary who 936 01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:56,640 spun off roader who spun off Phyllis and 937 01:05:56,640 --> 01:06:00,870 after seven years Mary was canceled and 938 01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:02,640 after ten years 939 01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:07,950 Lucy was canceled yay even after 12 940 01:06:07,950 --> 01:06:13,710 years was Uncle Miltie canceled thus are 941 01:06:13,710 --> 01:06:20,030 we all canceled eventually 942 01:06:21,390 --> 01:07:13,450 [Music] 943 01:07:13,450 --> 01:07:17,750 what do you do it for well it's it's a 944 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:21,290 way of atonement for what before I had 945 01:07:21,290 --> 01:07:24,740 my nervous breakdown I was head of 946 01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:26,930 programming at the American Broadcasting 947 01:07:26,930 --> 01:07:32,540 Company hey come see what's in the back 948 01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:40,820 assignments van oh my goodness what you 949 01:07:40,820 --> 01:07:44,990 know what you've got here what it's a TV 950 01:07:44,990 --> 01:07:46,880 studio hmm 951 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,090 yes sir yeah you see it's a TV studio on 952 01:07:50,090 --> 01:07:52,900 wheels huh 953 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,680 that's guy it's got everything 954 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,840 everything you need for broadcasting 955 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,480 mm-hmm whoever designed this was a 956 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:03,190 genius see by using the laser 957 01:08:03,190 --> 01:08:07,100 directional transmitting antenna and it 958 01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:11,440 says you can tap into the carrier wave 959 01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:15,380 yeah now if this works you'll be 960 01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:19,069 appearing simultaneously on all three 961 01:08:19,069 --> 01:08:22,910 networks that's more coverage and the 962 01:08:22,910 --> 01:08:24,189 president gets 963 01:08:24,189 --> 01:08:46,790 [Music] 964 01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:50,069 the alien is still at large after his 965 01:08:50,069 --> 01:08:52,319 initial gas attack and the injuring of 966 01:08:52,319 --> 01:08:54,870 46 National Guardsmen at the site of his 967 01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:57,060 escape the Institute for advanced 968 01:08:57,060 --> 01:08:59,700 concepts near Hanover Maine in the 969 01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,560 approximately 24 hours since his 970 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,540 disappearance and the release of the gas 971 01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,490 virus or whatever it is 972 01:09:05,490 --> 01:09:07,470 dozens of communities in a direct line 973 01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:09,779 between Bangor Maine and Boston have 974 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:13,140 suffered strange behavior operations as 975 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:16,760 the population loses IQ 976 01:09:40,349 --> 01:09:43,569 it's assignment I'm broadcasting to you 977 01:09:43,569 --> 01:09:45,009 from a secret location which is 978 01:09:45,009 --> 01:09:46,569 necessary because a terrible thing is 979 01:09:46,569 --> 01:09:48,549 occurred an attempt has been made in my 980 01:09:48,549 --> 01:09:51,849 life by the military yes early yesterday 981 01:09:51,849 --> 01:09:53,939 morning a band of uniformed thugs 982 01:09:53,939 --> 01:09:55,929 lackeys of the degenerate power 983 01:09:55,929 --> 01:09:57,789 structure attacked me in my very sleep 984 01:09:57,789 --> 01:09:59,920 the good and kindly men who helped me 985 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:02,260 find my identity dr. Carl Becker and his 986 01:10:02,260 --> 01:10:04,059 colleagues were apparently unable to 987 01:10:04,059 --> 01:10:06,610 prevent this despicable and cravenly act 988 01:10:06,610 --> 01:10:09,010 but do not panic I'm unharmed and I'm in 989 01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:10,750 good health I'll continue these 990 01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,579 broadcasts every evening at this time so 991 01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:14,440 we can keep up our good work and I 992 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,989 promise you that this treachery will not 993 01:10:16,989 --> 01:10:17,710 go unpunished 994 01:10:17,710 --> 01:10:19,989 certain ones shall be smitten and they 995 01:10:19,989 --> 01:10:22,179 know who they are you deserve justice 996 01:10:22,179 --> 01:10:24,730 you people justice in a better way of 997 01:10:24,730 --> 01:10:26,199 life that's what we're talking about 998 01:10:26,199 --> 01:10:28,780 isn't it who's in charge around here 999 01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:31,119 who's responsible for the Hawaiian music 1000 01:10:31,119 --> 01:10:33,039 in the elevators and the paper band 1001 01:10:33,039 --> 01:10:34,869 around the bathroom seats in the motels 1002 01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:37,059 and the billboards that say lesser races 1003 01:10:37,059 --> 01:10:38,980 Schaefer con mucho gusto 1004 01:10:38,980 --> 01:10:41,639 where's your pride and another thing I 1005 01:10:41,639 --> 01:10:43,869 would like now to talk about personal 1006 01:10:43,869 --> 01:10:46,329 style from now on people can wear on 1007 01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:48,909 their face either long sideburns known 1008 01:10:48,909 --> 01:10:50,650 as mutton chops or a mustache but not 1009 01:10:50,650 --> 01:10:51,159 both 1010 01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:52,929 punch ups on a mustache look Marana can 1011 01:10:52,929 --> 01:10:54,130 they give a country a very very bad 1012 01:10:54,130 --> 01:10:55,679 image is that what you want 1013 01:10:55,679 --> 01:11:01,770 paintings on velopment ask yourselves 1014 01:11:01,770 --> 01:11:04,599 one of the great span of civilization 1015 01:11:04,599 --> 01:11:06,670 the drama and the sculpture of the 1016 01:11:06,670 --> 01:11:09,429 Greeks the poetry of the Japanese oh boy 1017 01:11:09,429 --> 01:11:11,980 are you more so call me cool you could 1018 01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:13,329 not gotta come 1019 01:11:13,329 --> 01:11:16,780 think about it think about it why are 1020 01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:18,400 they keeping these things from you 1021 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,039 what of Blake and Verlaine and Giotto 1022 01:11:21,039 --> 01:11:23,469 and Velazquez and one of the formula for 1023 01:11:23,469 --> 01:11:24,280 Orange Julius 1024 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,710 the secret white powder that makes it a 1025 01:11:26,710 --> 01:11:28,900 devilishly good drink why is it a secret 1026 01:11:28,900 --> 01:11:33,400 I want that formula wake up start using 1027 01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,440 the right half of your brains you can 1028 01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,599 move the world with an idea but you have 1029 01:11:37,599 --> 01:11:40,769 to think of it first 1030 01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,000 how the hell did he do that he must have 1031 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,190 passed into a carrier wave somehow I 1032 01:11:48,190 --> 01:11:49,869 assumed he was on the line watch it 1033 01:11:49,869 --> 01:11:55,179 would get rid of that brillo yeah it it 1034 01:11:55,179 --> 01:11:57,400 looks ridiculous I assumed he was on the 1035 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,800 line for a full saturation you see under 1036 01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,449 twice I had this truck speak English 1037 01:12:01,449 --> 01:12:04,239 would have a lot of people saw it it 1038 01:12:04,239 --> 01:12:05,670 sounds like he was pretty angry at you 1039 01:12:05,670 --> 01:12:08,260 yeah when I got a flash few fruit head I 1040 01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:09,969 don't give a [ __ ] about that the point 1041 01:12:09,969 --> 01:12:14,650 is where is he well he could be anywhere 1042 01:12:14,650 --> 01:12:16,329 we can't triangulate him until he 1043 01:12:16,329 --> 01:12:18,969 broadcasts again Weather Service sir 1044 01:12:18,969 --> 01:12:20,889 the cloud is beginning to drift towards 1045 01:12:20,889 --> 01:12:26,429 Washington he's got us 1046 01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:36,240 [Music] 1047 01:12:43,050 --> 01:12:46,239 now therefore thus saith the Lord of 1048 01:12:46,239 --> 01:12:49,929 Hosts consider your ways ye have so much 1049 01:12:49,929 --> 01:12:52,600 and bring in little ye eat but ye have 1050 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,090 not enough he drink but ye are not 1051 01:12:55,090 --> 01:12:57,639 filled with drink ye clothed you but 1052 01:12:57,639 --> 01:12:59,980 there is none warm and he that honoureth 1053 01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:01,989 wages earned his way just to put it in a 1054 01:13:01,989 --> 01:13:05,139 bag with holes in it let's say if the 1055 01:13:05,139 --> 01:13:07,449 Lord of hosts consider your ways I 1056 01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:09,969 called for a drought upon the land and 1057 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:12,280 upon the mountains and upon the corn and 1058 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,440 upon the new wide and upon the oil and 1059 01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:16,330 upon that which the ground bring his 1060 01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:19,900 voice and upon men upon cattle and upon 1061 01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:22,530 all the labour of the hands 1062 01:13:22,530 --> 01:13:43,180 [Music] 1063 01:13:43,180 --> 01:13:44,160 [Applause] 1064 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:47,310 [Music] 1065 01:13:47,650 --> 01:13:49,880 we got the a therefore on the 15th 1066 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,920 fighters we do a grid pattern saturation 1067 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:58,130 bombing no no too random okay missiles 1068 01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:59,809 right 1069 01:13:59,809 --> 01:14:02,329 ICBMs Merv's you got your Minuteman your 1070 01:14:02,329 --> 01:14:05,119 Nikes your red stones what have you we 1071 01:14:05,119 --> 01:14:07,639 use Boston as a central target level it 1072 01:14:07,639 --> 01:14:09,469 if we have to move outward see what I'm 1073 01:14:09,469 --> 01:14:11,269 saying a deployment you can't level 1074 01:14:11,269 --> 01:14:14,420 Boston it's an American city if we can 1075 01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,340 take him out it's a small sacrifice one 1076 01:14:16,340 --> 01:14:19,489 city well we just can't let him run amok 1077 01:14:19,489 --> 01:14:22,639 I don't see that we have no choice why 1078 01:14:22,639 --> 01:14:24,469 doesn't he just come out and fight like 1079 01:14:24,469 --> 01:14:25,039 a man 1080 01:14:25,039 --> 01:14:27,409 because he's not a man he's a thing a 1081 01:14:27,409 --> 01:14:29,329 machine he hasn't got your ordinary 1082 01:14:29,329 --> 01:14:31,730 human sense of ethics and fair play I 1083 01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,530 wouldn't want to do anything to get him 1084 01:14:33,530 --> 01:14:37,070 angry why not an advanced civilization 1085 01:14:37,070 --> 01:14:38,690 general think about it 1086 01:14:38,690 --> 01:14:41,119 who knows what weapons they have he 1087 01:14:41,119 --> 01:14:43,690 might even try to explode the Sun 1088 01:14:43,690 --> 01:14:46,610 explode the Sun but that's against 1089 01:14:46,610 --> 01:14:51,380 nature hey you are you coming those 1090 01:14:51,380 --> 01:14:52,550 coordinates mister we've got the 1091 01:14:52,550 --> 01:14:53,929 position of the van kind of narrowed 1092 01:14:53,929 --> 01:14:56,929 down sir yeah it's either New Jersey or 1093 01:14:56,929 --> 01:14:59,559 Utah 1094 01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:22,920 [Music] 1095 01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,690 what is my program you asked what is my 1096 01:15:25,690 --> 01:15:29,050 plan what is the scheme I will tell you 1097 01:15:29,050 --> 01:15:31,630 from now on normal portable radios out 1098 01:15:31,630 --> 01:15:32,380 on the street 1099 01:15:32,380 --> 01:15:36,310 nobody can name me a child free Moonbeam 1100 01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:40,120 sky or rain these are very very silly 1101 01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,400 loans no member of the government who 1102 01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,900 gets arrested may write a book about it 1103 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:46,630 for profit I want to talk about these 1104 01:15:46,630 --> 01:15:47,860 guys to pull their car into the 1105 01:15:47,860 --> 01:15:49,300 intersection before the other side is 1106 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:51,310 clear and then the light changes in the 1107 01:15:51,310 --> 01:15:53,170 intersection is blocked let's get on 1108 01:15:53,170 --> 01:15:54,210 that right away 1109 01:15:54,210 --> 01:15:56,140 $10,000 fine for blocking the 1110 01:15:56,140 --> 01:15:57,800 intersection I really hate those guys I 1111 01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,970 [Music] 1112 01:15:59,970 --> 01:16:03,490 don't want any panic no fleeing and no 1113 01:16:03,490 --> 01:16:05,530 mass evacuation of the populated areas 1114 01:16:05,530 --> 01:16:08,320 remain in your homes do not use the 1115 01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,810 telephone do not try to communicate with 1116 01:16:10,810 --> 01:16:13,360 anyone breathe as little as possible 1117 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,080 stay close to the ground do not panic 1118 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:19,600 remain tuned to this station 1119 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:22,719 [Music] 1120 01:16:27,530 --> 01:16:32,340 Simon this is Carl Becker I urge you I 1121 01:16:32,340 --> 01:16:35,390 beseech you contact me let's talk Simon 1122 01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:38,610 let's communicate please call me Simon 1123 01:16:38,610 --> 01:16:41,750 at area code two oh seven five five five 1124 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:49,200 8,000 when a woman acts the part of a 1125 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,570 man she has the following things to do 1126 01:16:51,570 --> 01:16:53,340 in addition to the 9 given above these 1127 01:16:53,340 --> 01:16:56,880 the pair of tongs the top the swing when 1128 01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,000 the woman holds the Lingam in her yoni 1129 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:03,000 draws it in presses it and keeps it the 1130 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:08,790 sinner for a long time it is called it's 1131 01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:10,350 a great wonder she wouldn't think of the 1132 01:17:10,350 --> 01:17:13,620 nails now at last I can speak to you 1133 01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:15,540 beloved brothers an absence of a tear is 1134 01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:22,950 eminently distinctive land as promised 1135 01:17:22,950 --> 01:17:25,760 crime and punishment 1136 01:17:26,910 --> 01:17:35,930 [Music] 1137 01:17:35,930 --> 01:17:37,950 Simon how much longer do you think you 1138 01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,960 can get away with this listen the people 1139 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,430 of this world are lucky that I'm in the 1140 01:17:41,430 --> 01:17:42,310 midst 1141 01:17:42,310 --> 01:17:44,060 [Music] 1142 01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:47,220 you are very crazy from low blood sugar 1143 01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:51,360 you've gotta eat something contamination 1144 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,330 get an egg no look this is machine made 1145 01:17:54,330 --> 01:17:57,000 it's untouched by human hands what about 1146 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,190 the air you know your breathing that 1147 01:17:59,190 --> 01:18:00,180 yes but I'm willing to make that 1148 01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:01,950 sacrifice to rid the world of evil men 1149 01:18:01,950 --> 01:18:06,300 the army I shall smite them I shall 1150 01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:07,860 smite them and they shall be laid low 1151 01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:12,570 yay even unto the dust Simon maybe you 1152 01:18:12,570 --> 01:18:14,430 should go back and see dr. mednik for a 1153 01:18:14,430 --> 01:18:17,160 couple of sessions ethnic med nick is a 1154 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,320 fraud he told me I was a lien ated of 1155 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:33,420 course I'm alienated I'm an alien the 1156 01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:35,370 initial excitement even exhilaration 1157 01:18:35,370 --> 01:18:37,050 which accompanied the discovery of the 1158 01:18:37,050 --> 01:18:39,240 alien has now given way to popular 1159 01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:42,000 unrest and in higher circles sober 1160 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,550 apprehension who is this man 1161 01:18:44,550 --> 01:18:46,560 where does he come from what does he 1162 01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:50,490 want from us these and other with your 1163 01:18:50,490 --> 01:18:53,040 great contribution chaos well it takes 1164 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,140 time to change bad habits what have you 1165 01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:58,500 changed I am taking common clay and I am 1166 01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:01,500 turning it into earthenware vessels let 1167 01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:07,980 the whole thing watch my kids alright I 1168 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:09,420 would like you to listen for me now four 1169 01:19:09,420 --> 01:19:11,850 major films by the Russian master Sergei 1170 01:19:11,850 --> 01:19:13,030 Eisenstein 1171 01:19:13,030 --> 01:19:16,240 [Music] 1172 01:19:22,150 --> 01:19:24,140 yes and how do you feel about these 1173 01:19:24,140 --> 01:19:31,250 films and why because but you don't love 1174 01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:35,590 everything that's on the sacred box yes 1175 01:19:35,590 --> 01:19:39,980 celebrity bowling yes badly dramatized 1176 01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:43,850 English novels yes the commercial for 1177 01:19:43,850 --> 01:19:46,300 the vegetable slicer at 3 a.m. yes 1178 01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:50,060 everything yes hmm 1179 01:19:50,060 --> 01:19:54,620 you like it when it goes home yes you 1180 01:19:54,620 --> 01:19:58,060 like junk yes 1181 01:19:58,150 --> 01:20:04,640 melody come here now you've been 1182 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,650 watching Uncle Simon on television and 1183 01:20:06,650 --> 01:20:08,510 you've been listening very carefully to 1184 01:20:08,510 --> 01:20:11,030 what he's been saying right so I want 1185 01:20:11,030 --> 01:20:13,100 you to dig deep into your heart now and 1186 01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:15,650 tell me the most wonderful beautiful 1187 01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:22,030 thing in the entire world disco 1188 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,610 I don't understand I'm not reaching them 1189 01:20:33,610 --> 01:20:35,890 not the real people not the grassroots 1190 01:20:35,890 --> 01:20:40,300 who are you reaching fringes weirdos the 1191 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:44,050 paper hat crowd I get my best stuff to 1192 01:20:44,050 --> 01:20:46,719 Shakespeare Pogo the prophets maybe they 1193 01:20:46,719 --> 01:20:48,820 don't want their lives improved you know 1194 01:20:48,820 --> 01:20:50,620 maybe they like their lives the way they 1195 01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:52,960 are they like that fake music in the 1196 01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:54,310 elevators they like those thin gray 1197 01:20:54,310 --> 01:20:55,719 hamburgers with the imitation sauce 1198 01:20:55,719 --> 01:20:57,640 Simon you just can't show up out of 1199 01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:59,640 nowhere toehold country were to like 1200 01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:02,380 emptiness emptiness 10 billion years of 1201 01:21:02,380 --> 01:21:04,540 evolution up from the slime for what 1202 01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:07,180 they call this a culture I don't think 1203 01:21:07,180 --> 01:21:09,160 it's so bad I think we produce some good 1204 01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,000 things too 1205 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,060 oh yeah such as I don't know Fred 1206 01:21:13,060 --> 01:21:15,580 Astaire penicillin the air conditioning 1207 01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:17,380 you like air conditioning I know that I 1208 01:21:17,380 --> 01:21:19,300 don't like it oh come on you'll love it 1209 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:21,130 I don't like are you kidding me the only 1210 01:21:21,130 --> 01:21:25,810 man with air condition all right all 1211 01:21:25,810 --> 01:21:27,280 right I look good oh please let's just 1212 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:28,930 calm down cuz I really have some news 1213 01:21:28,930 --> 01:21:30,700 for you well I have to go make up I'll 1214 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:31,450 make it quick 1215 01:21:31,450 --> 01:21:33,460 you remember Tuesday I wasn't feeling so 1216 01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,530 hot I was feeling very queasy so I 1217 01:21:35,530 --> 01:21:36,940 walked into town and I went to the 1218 01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:38,380 drugstore to buy this test they had 1219 01:21:38,380 --> 01:21:39,940 these tests you can buy now and you do 1220 01:21:39,940 --> 01:21:42,270 it yourself and it turned out positive 1221 01:21:42,270 --> 01:21:44,800 and so then I went to the clinic because 1222 01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,660 I had them do a test on me and theirs 1223 01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:49,480 was also positive it confirmed if 1224 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:51,969 they're both positive right so it was 1225 01:21:51,969 --> 01:21:57,450 that you sick or what no I'm pregnant 1226 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,270 are you sure 1227 01:22:04,270 --> 01:22:09,030 I guess I'm positive you're not excite 1228 01:22:09,030 --> 01:22:13,750 no I I felt it was gonna happen sooner 1229 01:22:13,750 --> 01:22:20,410 or later who's the father Simon you're 1230 01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:21,250 the father 1231 01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:26,500 no that's that's quite impossible why 1232 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:28,360 well you see them from another part of 1233 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,280 the galaxy and we're biologically 1234 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:33,100 incompatible different species cannot 1235 01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:34,750 mate because that's the law of the 1236 01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:45,670 universe but that's exactly the point we 1237 01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:49,840 are not two different species you've 1238 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:50,980 obviously been involved with somebody 1239 01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:52,780 else but that's okay I've been busy I 1240 01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:54,010 understand these things 1241 01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:56,020 what who somebody from the music 1242 01:22:56,020 --> 01:22:59,800 department mess room flu maybe your nice 1243 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,440 guy a little bit 1244 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:04,020 I've ever been involved with it's you 1245 01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:06,010 then how do you explain this 1246 01:23:06,010 --> 01:23:08,320 you're afraid to face it because it 1247 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:09,460 would mean you're not special anymore 1248 01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:11,200 you're not different from anybody else 1249 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,640 you're not a toaster you're just a 1250 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,830 regular ordinary human being 1251 01:23:14,830 --> 01:23:17,590 I have to go broadcast no now just a 1252 01:23:17,590 --> 01:23:19,870 minute right now you're gonna stand here 1253 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,460 and you're gonna tell me that you 1254 01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,080 believe in your heart that I was 1255 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,700 unfaithful to you that I cheated on you 1256 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,550 and then I will go away but you have to 1257 01:23:27,550 --> 01:23:32,290 say that first okay come on it's easy 1258 01:23:32,290 --> 01:23:40,840 you just say this is not my child can 1259 01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:43,410 you say that 1260 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:47,440 can you 1261 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:58,520 [Music] 1262 01:24:03,820 --> 01:24:12,070 yeah Cory what just a minute 1263 01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:22,340 hello Simon hello call it's been a long 1264 01:24:22,340 --> 01:24:23,420 time hasn't it 1265 01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:26,510 I would like very much to speak to you 1266 01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:37,190 Carl yes here of course what I think 1267 01:24:37,190 --> 01:24:38,750 you've made the right decision 1268 01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:41,360 I understand I'll be speaking to you 1269 01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:44,620 soon Simon thank you goodbye 1270 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:50,900 that's it what he's depressed and he 1271 01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:59,470 wants to go home to New York no no home 1272 01:25:02,210 --> 01:25:07,409 all right now gentlemen I'm going to go 1273 01:25:07,409 --> 01:25:10,860 away now I'm going with general Korey to 1274 01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:15,840 put Simon on a rocket ship oh can we go 1275 01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:19,590 no no you have to stay here and while 1276 01:25:19,590 --> 01:25:35,580 I'm gone I want you to behave no doctor 1277 01:25:35,580 --> 01:25:37,440 you cannot go on the rocket ship I'm 1278 01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:40,440 sorry now while I'm away I want you to 1279 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:42,630 stay out of trouble remember where you 1280 01:25:42,630 --> 01:25:43,440 are gentlemen 1281 01:25:43,440 --> 01:26:09,030 Arum I want you to be the monitor okay 1282 01:26:09,030 --> 01:26:15,119 Beckett let's go we're pulling out you 1283 01:26:15,119 --> 01:26:18,449 know we're a bunch of brainy guys you 1284 01:26:18,449 --> 01:26:21,080 sure are some poor pathetic bastards 1285 01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:24,739 thank you sir 1286 01:26:24,739 --> 01:26:29,670 see you around the campus okay sergeant 1287 01:26:29,670 --> 01:26:32,270 let's go 1288 01:26:38,950 --> 01:26:48,900 [Music] 1289 01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:53,490 [Applause] 1290 01:26:53,490 --> 01:27:18,380 [Music] 1291 01:27:24,450 --> 01:27:27,880 good afternoon welcome to NASA this is 1292 01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,640 the voice of Mission Control we are 1293 01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:32,830 t-minus 10 minutes to launch and 1294 01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:35,080 Counting and now for your listening 1295 01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:35,950 pleasure 1296 01:27:35,950 --> 01:27:40,050 Tony Missoula and the orchestra 1297 01:27:46,980 --> 01:27:53,060 [Music] 1298 01:27:57,690 --> 01:28:05,050 [Music] 1299 01:28:11,090 --> 01:28:14,209 [Music] 1300 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:48,710 we are t-minus five minutes to watch the 1301 01:28:48,710 --> 01:28:51,400 spacecraft 1302 01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,319 [Music] 1303 01:29:10,710 --> 01:29:19,909 [Music] 1304 01:29:22,620 --> 01:29:25,420 so we made a few miscalculations I'm 1305 01:29:25,420 --> 01:29:26,560 only human 1306 01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:29,740 this is way too tight who comes will you 1307 01:29:29,740 --> 01:29:32,530 unstrap me where are you unstrap me at 1308 01:29:32,530 --> 01:29:35,500 once someone I think you should know 1309 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,330 that Cynthia did not find you all that 1310 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,310 exciting as a matter of fact Cynthia 1311 01:29:39,310 --> 01:29:40,750 wasn't even scientists she was an 1312 01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,580 unemployed actress son I just wanted you 1313 01:29:42,580 --> 01:29:44,260 to know that I just wanted you to know 1314 01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:46,950 that cyber please 1315 01:29:46,950 --> 01:29:49,600 this is Simon speaking this would be my 1316 01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:53,340 last communication until after takeoff 1317 01:29:59,850 --> 01:30:04,470 okay Carl keep in touch 1318 01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:10,140 [Music] 1319 01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:28,970 [Music] 1320 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:39,360 we are at t-minus 30 seconds and 1321 01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:40,410 counting 1322 01:30:40,410 --> 01:30:43,920 please execute full final check at this 1323 01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:50,550 time 6 1324 01:30:50,550 --> 01:31:00,200 [Music] 1325 01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:08,890 [ __ ] 1326 01:31:08,890 --> 01:31:17,890 [Music] 1327 01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:33,399 [Music] 1328 01:31:42,810 --> 01:31:47,850 after they on Simon & Schuster press 1329 01:31:47,850 --> 01:31:51,750 penguin you think they'd give up it 1330 01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,340 [Music] 1331 01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:57,310 Mellon Princeton University Press 1332 01:31:57,310 --> 01:32:02,160 Peter pauper press Random House 1333 01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:05,290 snob schnapps 1334 01:32:05,290 --> 01:32:09,930 Knopf Viking st. Martin's Press 1335 01:32:09,930 --> 01:32:14,320 not a bad bunch sweet knops and the 1336 01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:17,410 Vikings or are you gonna do it are you 1337 01:32:17,410 --> 01:32:20,410 gonna write this book or not Oh what I'm 1338 01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:26,670 going to do not write a book it doesn't 1339 01:32:30,150 --> 01:32:33,430 go for a walk Oh talk about life and 1340 01:32:33,430 --> 01:32:40,270 philosophy huh okay we'll be back in 1341 01:32:40,270 --> 01:32:42,020 about a week 1342 01:32:42,020 --> 01:32:47,590 [Music] 1343 01:32:47,590 --> 01:32:50,330 deducting in ho Tang for his work in 1344 01:32:50,330 --> 01:32:53,120 genetics the last and some say most 1345 01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:55,340 important prize the Nobel Prize for 1346 01:32:55,340 --> 01:32:57,370 Peace will probably go to an American 1347 01:32:57,370 --> 01:33:00,170 Simon Mendelssohn whose efforts a while 1348 01:33:00,170 --> 01:33:02,750 ago led directly to legislation making 1349 01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:04,670 it illegal for anyone to replace the 1350 01:33:04,670 --> 01:33:06,500 towels in a public washroom with a hot 1351 01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:08,660 air blower package ketchup in tiny 1352 01:33:08,660 --> 01:33:11,240 plastic envelopes or commit any of the 1353 01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:12,830 petty annoyances which in the 1354 01:33:12,830 --> 01:33:14,960 committee's words were slowly eroding 1355 01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,510 the spirit of a great demon mr. 1356 01:33:17,510 --> 01:33:19,430 Mendelssohn believed living in seclusion 1357 01:33:19,430 --> 01:33:21,470 somewhere here in Canada would not be 1358 01:33:21,470 --> 01:33:21,820 reached 1359 01:33:21,820 --> 01:33:33,570 [Music] 1360 01:33:41,660 --> 01:36:39,140 [Music] 1361 01:36:39,140 --> 01:36:39,350 [Applause] 1362 01:36:39,350 --> 01:36:52,649 [Music] 1363 01:36:58,310 --> 01:37:00,370 you 94004

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