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it is not generally known that many of
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the strange and alarming trends observed
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in this country in recent years were not
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random occurrences coincidences are
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so-called acts of God but are in fact
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directly traceable to this group of men
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five of the most brilliant and twisted
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geniuses in America perhaps in the
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entire world living and working together
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isolated protected and funded by a
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government contract so brilliantly
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incomprehensible that no one even at the
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highest Washington levels knew it's real
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activities this group in the name of
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free scientific inquiry perpetrated a
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series of scenarios so sinister so
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bizarre and so childishly perverse that
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rational men argued that the
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civilization which had come so far and
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so short a time was finally collapsing
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dr. Carl Becker director of the
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Institute excuse me dr. Becker oh yes
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how did the five of you meet we were all
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sent out here some years ago by someone
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who thought it would be a good idea for
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the best minds to be put together in a
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good environment with unlimited funds
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and what were you all supposed to do Oh
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think a think-tank what about the usual
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you know the food shortage ecology
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energy that sort of thing we were
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supposed to save the world before it
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went wrong nothing went wrong we just
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got into more interesting material
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that's all more interesting material
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what kind of material Oh little this a
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little that Hundertwasser does all of
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our media work
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this device allows us to jam all the
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Nielsen boxes in the country I see
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you're talking about the television
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rating system that's right we've been
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doing that for the past six years we
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substitute our own information using
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microwaves from roving vans mmm you see
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that Total Environment control the
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entire country that sounds impossible
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yeah that's not that difficult we pick
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show to random and feed a winning share
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into the Nielsen boxes like Donna Marie
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hefty 60 share audience to 70 million
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now we happen to know that on that night
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were only 1200 people the entire country
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will watch that particular show that's
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70 million well that's amazing
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that's right the important thing to
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remember is that Nielsen was totally
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wrong about everything
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dr. Burundi conceived and worked with
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the Chinese on the Nixon substitution
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scenario the Nixon substitution scenario
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what was that exactly the Nixon who went
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to China in 1972 was not the one we sent
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back free Chandler chemistry biology and
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pharmaceutical I have some things here
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we're into several areas actually
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viruses some phage cloning DNA
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crystalline diffraction
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I did the new penicillin resistant
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gonorrhea strain a few years ago
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remember was in all the papers nobody
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could figure it out and van Dongen is
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doing some very nice stuff with genetics
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and adaptation genetically speaking man
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is very unstable
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he's a sort of an inferior product of
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nature genes are vulnerable to a variety
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of outside influences to radiation
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chemicals stress on the other hand
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certain insects the common roach for
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instance are very resistant to mutation
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now if we could crossbreed a human with
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a roach then we would have a species
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that could last for 10 billion years
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it is now accepted as we put the pieces
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together that the entire unpleasantness
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was the fault of this Becker person and
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that the catastrophe found its
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beginnings as so many do in the most
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casual innocent remark in this case a
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small article in The New York Times
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good morning gentlemen now see what you
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can do with this here Gallup says that
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over 60% of Americans now firmly believe
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that there are extraterrestrials out
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there somewhere trying to contact us
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whoa anybody Eric
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Arum we could give them what they want I
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think I got one no I think I got a good
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one what you're gonna like this what if
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a spaceship lands and extraterrestrial
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steps I'll what happens what happens and
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what does the effect on the population
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what is it panic because of hysteria the
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depression it's mass suicide is it
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religious revivals you see what I'm
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saying we can find out I'll fake fake it
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think all you need is the right orphan
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at orphan why do you need an orphan
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because an extraterrestrial Eric must
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not be traceable to earth weren't
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parents
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I like this Leon it has texture and
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scope changes in their blood various
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fluid I have a thought about a primal
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trauma at the end of all this the
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country discovers et been living right
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among them all along incredible let's
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get Doris in on this hello Doris yes dr.
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Becker how are you Doris
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I'm perfect you know that let me see
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what you can find on a white American
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male between the ages of 25 and 40
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mm-hmm an orphan the parents are
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untraceable urban just a minute I'm
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searching yeah he's coming I can feel it
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how about an assistant professor of
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psychology Simon Mendelssohn he's
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perfect
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okay stay with me now because this is
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really great
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nuclear rockets huge ones hundreds of
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them on one side of the world and when
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the plan runs out of food and air and
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water which will probably what do we do
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uh anybody what do we do I'll tell you
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what we do into a spaceship and we move
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to another solar system where there is
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food and water and air it can happen
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anything can happen
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dare to dream use the right side of your
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brains intuition imagination dreams
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uncertainty remember we talked about the
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uncertainty principle you can change the
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world with an idea but you have to think
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of the idea first Wittgenstein said this
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I do not know what I do not know huh is
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that fantastic I do not know what yes
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Pam what is it uh is this gonna be on
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the final Doris is right is perfect
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we're gonna need a few personal details
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from his early childhood I need fresh
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samples of his three major bodily fluids
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completely safe Lisa stop worrying what
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is this looks like a coffin
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very good it's the credit coffin comes
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in I got it from Gerry Epstein's uncle
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who drives a hearse for Frankie
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Campbell's totally supportive
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you're dizzy mister class you made
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sounds like a wolf howling three days
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it's a completely normal side effect and
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this has nothing to do with that
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Phillips head screwdriver you're a
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brilliant man you could make a
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contribution what do you want to lie in
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a coffin from Jerry epsilonkl are you
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kidding me this is the greatest
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scientific research tool since the
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invention of the microscope Lisa since
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the microscope says everybody me is this
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your mattress yes it is it's a new field
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Lisa I'm a pioneer you ever see
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Faraday's lab or Fermi's well Madame
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Curie's or the atomic pile at the
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University of Chicago flimsy stuff it's
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all jerry-built
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all right listen what do you want me to
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do with your red shirt what the red
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shirt that came back mangled from the
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laundry Lisa someplace I'm on the verge
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here this is gonna do it for me really
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it's incredible
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look at this a simple tank filled with
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water you get in you float there no
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light no sound a feeling of gravity
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nothing the brain is deprived of all
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sensory input so it starts to turn in on
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itself
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you get disoriented you get afraid you
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start to panic massive anxiety ensues if
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you're lucky even hallucinate the brain
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examining itself Lisa Josh you got it
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great what is that AJ I capped it from
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the primate layer Simon you shouldn't
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steal equipment oh no Harvey stole
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cadavers from the cemetery
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Harvey Milstein from the Economics
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Department Harvey so William Harvey
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circulation of the blood 1628 jokes I'm
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white now Lisa go get a cup of coffee I
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don't want a cup of coffee all right
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I'll get a cup of coffee you pick up
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later okay
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what time love it I mean Monday this is
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Thursday right what do you mean right
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you gonna lie in this place for three
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days you will dissolve won't dissolve
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it's only a two hours Simon I don't want
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to have to fill out a lot of forms do
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you or do you not want me to win a Nobel
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Prize yes if you wear that to the
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ceremony okay let's run the list sweetie
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everything's completely under control
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ten I've got a duck okay oh my god that
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was the most incredible experience of my
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life
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Collin was they in the full ad about 63
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seconds 63 seconds are you sure my god
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that must be what keto excuse me you
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must be Simon Mendelssohn you are am i
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right
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yes I'd like to introduce myself I'm
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Carl Becker and I think you may be an
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authentic genius
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I see Umansky is doing some interesting
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things with neutrinos
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I heard from Keira off he says he's
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three months from a unified field theory
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lord care law always premature Misha oh
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don't even mention me sir
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large mylar reflectors about five miles
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square launched from rockets
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what reflectors in synchronous orbit
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22,000 miles over Nebraska why 24-hour
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days at night oh yes it is growing cycle
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Oh twice as much car very pretty very
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pretty you should make out some
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equations called blades
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is it the matush it is the 70 it has a
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lovely nose thank you sir oh I do I do
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so dislike the 68 it's so pushy yeah I
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don't know how to say this dr. Carl
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please all my life I hope that maybe
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someday and now this and then and you
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and and those guys my god they're all so
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brilliant and in that Indian guy with a
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mylar reflectors
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I couldn't believe one day he was just
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showing off oh yeah you of course well I
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don't know I'm speechless
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here it is Simon what do you think what
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do I think you saw what they gave me at
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school that little Plaza the basement
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anything you want some and just
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requisition it from a paperclip to a
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microscope the only limit is your own
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imagination
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I don't know I am without I can't I I
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know you're gonna do some wonderful work
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well I'll certainly I'll do every I'll
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make oh I'd like to excuse me that's all
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right
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Cynthia Malorie Simon Mendelssohn indeed
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dr. Mallory is oh yeah has expressed an
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interest in working with you oh well
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that's not I need I need somebody with a
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very eclectic background a solid
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foundation all the sciences some
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literature and philosophy yeah what's
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your field we'll have an MD from Johns
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Hopkins a PhD from Cambridge and
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behavioral psychology masters from the
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Sorbonne in contemporary French
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literature
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okay the absurdist so okay me yes um I
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read the many my undergraduate work was
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completed at Swarthmore two years summa
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[ __ ] laude
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yes Kiplinger in Vienna all of Stockholm
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epstein in Geneva yes of course you're
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familiar with this all part of your clan
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biorhythms an acetyl transferase
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activity and chickens and rats yes
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abstinence abstinence and chickens my
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notebook entitled a comprehensive
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history of oral sex techniques
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Illustrated has already been proclaimed
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a masterpiece by both Norman Mailer and
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Bess Myerson and has an advanced
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printing of 100,000 copies
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who's your publisher now let's try it
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out for pride out for a week
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I'm working on what I call a general
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theory of creativity really just like
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Albert Einstein I believe that inside of
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everybody everybody is a genius waiting
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to be released the secret is you got to
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get yourself into a kind of a chaotic
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enough mental state and the good
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material can break through from the
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unconscious well how do you accomplish
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this Oh any way you can
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chemicals sleep laws fasting deep
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breathing did you know that if I
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hyperventilate for ten minutes
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I really do some very interesting well
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you fellows may be wrong and you'll
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forgive me if I throw 500 years of
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science out the window with this just
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what if it's all subjective I mean the
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universe contains not one truth but an
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infinite number of truths right okay
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thank you take your black hole for
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example your black hole is popular now I
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submit because what you got there is a
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bunch of the press scientists you're not
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gonna get any happy well-adjusted
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scientists inventing a big object a
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black thing that sucks you into a noodle
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shaped object five million miles long
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and heats you up if you get through
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closer think about it hmm very good
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thank you plates very fruity how's he
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doing
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he thinks he's doing just great is he
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watching right now he's watching smile
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is he resisting you resisting Bob Dicke
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that is the perfect environment perfect
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equipment perfect fantasy the perfect
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woman I think we can move ahead swiftly
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now the key is death if you spoke of
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death a lot it would make him sexually
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excited he's that type we're drowning in
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a sea of facts the left half of the
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brain is recreating the entire world
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that's quite brilliant how did you get
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so brilliant must run in the family
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oh yes yeah my father was the most
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brilliant research physicist on the
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entire h-bomb project until the accident
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he was in charge of the final arming of
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the bomb on Anna we talk oh yes
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apparently he fell asleep in the tower
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no one know about it the detonation went
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off on schedule you mean yes my father
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was completely vaporized fine this
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morbid I certainly do please continue
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my grandfather was a student under the
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great radiologist Wilhelm roentgen in
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Munich oh yeah yeah they discovered this
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you place your hand in front of a
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photographic plate and bombarded the
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high-intensity x-rays that you can see
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the skeleton underneath mm-hmm 1901
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Wilhelm roentgen got the Nobel Prize
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my grandfather's hand dropped off my
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husband psychiatrist he specialized in
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contemporary suicide was the psycho huh
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one day he took a bottle of Seconal and
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jumped off the roof oh my god he must
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have suffered terribly I feel that he
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was probably sleeping by the time he
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passed the third floor
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did you get the fluids did you get him
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did you get him did you get him did you
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get him did you turn are they fresh
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you're a genius did you tell the father
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story yes and the husband Anna yes yes
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yes
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you see I designed those anecdotes
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specifically to excite him to enthrall
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him with you
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his feelings about me are not based on
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your little stories I can assure you oh
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really
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well what are they based on then
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something I do with my tongue Cynthia
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that's disgusting
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yes that's why it works [ __ ] pimp
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alright alright let's just calm down
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there should be a beautiful moment Eric
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what are your thoughts well Carl I think
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the new tank of his is the key see my
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feeling is what he's searching for
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during these immersions although he
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doesn't know it is his real mother the
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one who abandoned him when he was an
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orphan so the next time he gets in the
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tank leave him in for 200 hours that's
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over a week his brains been trying to
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tapioca oh I wouldn't think so it'll
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just make him very receptive to what
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we're going to give him a whole new
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birth memory you got a red light good
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sweetheart I'm gonna check the monitor
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here see if the two things are going
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there's a test run so get me out in an
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hour okay let's plug in terrific hold
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please
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okay one second okay hello hello hello
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can you read me out there I hope you're
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taking good notes out there 1 2 3 4 5 6
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7 8 9 10 ABC hello hello okay I'm inside
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the tank it's very very interesting
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water temperature is weird shoes I've
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spoken with Euripides and hisses
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well snake
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okay open it up but it's only 197 ah
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what's he doing he's regressed
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completely regrets to where infancy no
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further than that about 500 million
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years every human brain carries the
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memory of Olive illusion he's been
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through the entire evolutionary chain
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has to find his way back
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now see is a tiny sea organism plankton
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what's he doing now
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and look at that Karl we've got flippers
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and fins here and he's starting to swim
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[Music]
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now he's trying to walk erect
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hey that's australopith the scene that's
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Pithecanthropus Java man
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oh whoa our witness oh he's discovered
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his own sexuality
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[Music]
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Wow among consenting language they won't
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know where they serve I look that Carl
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he's doing a dance of joy to the harvest
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[Music]
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no too much joy we get guilt in religion
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[Music]
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now he's becoming civilized he's become
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an artisan he's making objects he's at
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an assembly line it's it's the
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Industrial Revolution
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[Music]
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this will bring him up into Twilight's
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sleep you'll observe everything but
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it'll pass directly into his deepest
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memory there is unconscious poor lonely
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Simon and do you know why you're lonely
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Simon because you're an orphan you don't
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know who you are or where you come from
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open your eyes Simon
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it's July 7 1938 your first day on earth
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where's that with it your mother well my
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mother no no your real mother
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hmm where are you mother right in front
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of you darling
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spaceship are you ins Simon
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I am the patient who's you just a
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machine
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oh thank you very much some gratitude
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from a son huh the human being have a
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mother who's a machine mother Simon our
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planet is 50 billion years ahead of
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Earth we can make humans the way humans
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make toasters you made me what then you
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made yourself I'm screwed it's all right
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don't worry it's a good recipe a little
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protein some nice amino acids it lasts
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for almost 40 years I guarantee and then
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you fall apart what do you expect
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Simon nothing lasts forever not even a
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toaster they need help Simon I want you
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to save the world save the world I can't
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even get a regular checking account MA
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goodbye
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don't be fried
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and leaving you in front of the
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orphanage
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something happened what happened I don't
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know let's just figure it out logically
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Oh bad dream oh not dreams Simon those
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were memories memories
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don't be frightened Simon they're here
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to help Oh search for it
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Sochi who you are Who I are your parents
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who are they where did they come oh who
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are you the whole world is waiting
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extraordinary think of the possibilities
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the recognition yeah look who are you
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Simon who are you I know I know
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yes my mother made me I'm I'm a recipe
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go with it my mother a big white one a
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thing floating in yes yes yes
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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and to close this item from Hanover May
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scientists from a research facility near
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here reported that they were holding
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someone who was claiming to be an
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extraterrestrial this footage supplied
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by station WH Cayce in Bangor shows
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Simon Mendelssohn a staff member at the
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Institute for advanced concepts who it
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is alleged was placed on earth as an
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infant approximately 40 years ago
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extensive medical tests are underway to
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determine if mr. Mendelssohn is in fact
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our first visitor from the stars or just
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a self-styled lunatic or both
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[Music]
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we're only young dawn of we're gonna be
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so awesome
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go get a bucket boiler easy Barnaby
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spade a star
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ah
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mr. son
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ah
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it's a distinct possibility we can make
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viruses now an advanced civilization
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they could make a perfect human a real
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three-dimensional human you there's a
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dichotomy in this that if he's
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indistinguishable from you or me what is
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the difference where is his soul this is
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the basic question how can the man have
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a soul
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his mother was a blender the most you
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can have is a warranty I think that this
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event is clear proof that there is a God
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00:42:55,730 --> 00:42:57,680
in the universe this is clear proof
558
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,750
there is no god you're both wrong
559
00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:01,940
this is proof that there is a God but he
560
00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:04,990
doesn't know what the hell he's doing
561
00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:16,039
please good morning Simon Oh Carl good
562
00:43:16,039 --> 00:43:19,160
morning you wanted to see it yes I did I
563
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,470
wanted to thank you all personally for
564
00:43:21,470 --> 00:43:22,849
the exemplary way in which you have
565
00:43:22,849 --> 00:43:23,960
handled what could have been a very
566
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,210
explosive situation for you you should
567
00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:28,759
feel very very proud thank you you see
568
00:43:28,759 --> 00:43:30,259
you've given the world something finally
569
00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:33,609
to believe in ah and what is that mean
570
00:43:33,609 --> 00:43:37,190
yes Simon what's that in your hand oh
571
00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:50,390
yes my statement could we see it sure to
572
00:43:50,390 --> 00:43:52,369
whom do you wish to make this statement
573
00:43:52,369 --> 00:43:59,390
oh all mankind for media coverage could
574
00:43:59,390 --> 00:44:01,029
you excuse us for a minute
575
00:44:01,029 --> 00:44:07,630
surely thank you I'm not a new wrinkle
576
00:44:07,809 --> 00:44:10,099
what do you think well we can't let him
577
00:44:10,099 --> 00:44:11,930
make the statement I'm sorry in the
578
00:44:11,930 --> 00:44:14,509
scenario release it to the media why not
579
00:44:14,509 --> 00:44:16,549
did you read that thing the man's a
580
00:44:16,549 --> 00:44:18,140
world-class psychotic
581
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:21,109
uh-huh did you say something I said look
582
00:44:21,109 --> 00:44:25,069
who's talking chemist Rocha file please
583
00:44:25,069 --> 00:44:29,000
gentlemen and thank you could you excuse
584
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,910
us for just a minute thank you
585
00:44:31,910 --> 00:44:35,870
look I want to give it a try what could
586
00:44:35,870 --> 00:44:36,530
happen
587
00:44:36,530 --> 00:44:39,770
Arum go sir Pasha go let's do it
588
00:44:39,770 --> 00:44:41,840
very Timon what we've decided to do it
589
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,120
Carl I'd like to express my very grave
590
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,590
doubts about this now this man is
591
00:44:45,590 --> 00:44:49,750
obviously insane we can't present him
592
00:45:33,310 --> 00:45:35,690
I've been doing a great deal of thinking
593
00:45:35,690 --> 00:45:38,150
about Who I am and why I've been sent
594
00:45:38,150 --> 00:45:40,340
here to live among you and the answer is
595
00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:42,710
really very simple things here are just
596
00:45:42,710 --> 00:45:45,950
not working out very well your jobs are
597
00:45:45,950 --> 00:45:48,980
boring your food is bland your water's
598
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:50,480
polluted your relationships don't work
599
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,140
is that not right and the question is
600
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:55,850
how have things come to such a sorry
601
00:45:55,850 --> 00:46:01,970
state of affairs I will tell you there
602
00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:05,480
is too much bad stuff around bad food
603
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,850
bad drink bad art bad ideas everything's
604
00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:10,490
all clogged up so what we're gonna do is
605
00:46:10,490 --> 00:46:12,290
we're gonna get rid of all the bad stuff
606
00:46:12,290 --> 00:46:14,990
and that will be a very good beginning
607
00:46:14,990 --> 00:46:17,600
now I have your list of things which I
608
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,830
like written in the Constitution
609
00:46:18,830 --> 00:46:20,420
immediately after which I promise you
610
00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:22,130
your lives will be less tense and more
611
00:46:22,130 --> 00:46:25,610
rewarding one all music in elevators
612
00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:27,230
airports restaurants and other public
613
00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:30,500
rooms will cease immediately to no more
614
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,360
children or animals may be used to sell
615
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,870
products three lawyers who lose cases
616
00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:37,820
will go to jail with their clients
617
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:41,000
for no doctor may write a diet book any
618
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,620
doctor who does will immediately lose
619
00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:45,470
his license and become a dentist five
620
00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:47,000
I think we don't really need a House of
621
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,800
Representatives and a Senate the Romans
622
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,030
didn't have one so let's just have a
623
00:46:50,030 --> 00:46:52,760
Senate okay which reminds me I think
624
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:54,650
would be a very good idea from now on
625
00:46:54,650 --> 00:46:56,270
all politicians who appeared in public
626
00:46:56,270 --> 00:46:58,880
were cone-shaped partyhat not bad huh
627
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:01,820
six pollution anybody who owns a factory
628
00:47:01,820 --> 00:47:03,890
that makes radioactive waste has to take
629
00:47:03,890 --> 00:47:05,570
it home at night with him to his house
630
00:47:05,570 --> 00:47:08,450
vii anybody who says I'm trying to get
631
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:11,359
centered you are invading my space or
632
00:47:11,359 --> 00:47:15,650
far out will be fined $50 make that $100
633
00:47:15,650 --> 00:47:19,430
I feel Simon is basically expressing the
634
00:47:19,430 --> 00:47:20,920
unconscious wishes of the public
635
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,470
basically what are your feelings on that
636
00:47:24,470 --> 00:47:26,930
senator I can't go along with that dick
637
00:47:26,930 --> 00:47:29,940
I think the fellas dangerous
638
00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:56,249
[Music]
639
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:56,890
[Applause]
640
00:47:56,890 --> 00:48:00,660
[Music]
641
00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:02,790
Simon you're gonna have to go more
642
00:48:02,790 --> 00:48:05,850
slowly because you're gonna disturb
643
00:48:05,850 --> 00:48:08,490
people you're upset well I understand
644
00:48:08,490 --> 00:48:10,440
these I just think we should meet and go
645
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,330
over your material before you broadcast
646
00:48:12,330 --> 00:48:16,940
again no that's quite impossible why
647
00:48:16,940 --> 00:48:19,230
because now I have to speak with someone
648
00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:23,460
in authority I'm in authority yes Carl
649
00:48:23,460 --> 00:48:25,440
of course you are that's why I want you
650
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,210
to set up a meeting with the president
651
00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:30,810
the Chinese premier hope and Walter
652
00:48:30,810 --> 00:48:36,050
Cronkite I'd like to have him terminated
653
00:48:36,050 --> 00:48:39,780
terminate oh no come on yet he's just
654
00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:41,280
starting to cook couldn't we give it
655
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,390
another week no he's out of control and
656
00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:46,920
I want him killed he's not hurting
657
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,630
anybody have you read the newspapers I
658
00:48:48,630 --> 00:48:50,130
never read the newspapers it's
659
00:48:50,130 --> 00:48:51,240
fascinating
660
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,300
his ego is expanding exponentially come
661
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:56,880
on Carl it's working so well don't even
662
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:02,190
like this in six months please all right
663
00:49:02,190 --> 00:49:04,800
all right but we have to slow him down a
664
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,930
little Aaron if you got anything I've
665
00:49:06,930 --> 00:49:08,190
been doing some wonderful things with
666
00:49:08,190 --> 00:49:10,830
mice I know you have I'll take care of
667
00:49:10,830 --> 00:49:12,470
it thank you
668
00:49:12,470 --> 00:49:15,540
where were we Oh three before say
669
00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:21,719
[Music]
670
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:26,140
I'd like to see dr. Carl Becker please
671
00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:29,080
you have an appointment do you have a
672
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,280
phone in that thing
673
00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:33,550
please Lisa if I may call you Lisa this
674
00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:35,560
whole thing is just as baffling to us as
675
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,570
it is to you listen I don't know what
676
00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:39,370
you did to that man but he does not come
677
00:49:39,370 --> 00:49:40,690
from out of space
678
00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:42,460
where is he please well I'll take you to
679
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:43,420
him but first you're gonna have to
680
00:49:43,420 --> 00:49:44,880
change your clothes
681
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:49,060
it smells like germs Lisa germs you
682
00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,290
don't want to be the cause of his death
683
00:49:50,290 --> 00:50:00,670
now do you well there he is Lisa I hope
684
00:50:00,670 --> 00:50:08,580
he remembers you Simon
685
00:50:08,580 --> 00:50:23,320
you have a visitor hello Lisa they gave
686
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,210
me this stuff they said I was contagious
687
00:50:25,210 --> 00:50:27,640
yes human beings are all intelligence to
688
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,150
me is that true oh yes oh it's a very
689
00:50:31,150 --> 00:50:32,800
nice sentiment that must be why you
690
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,360
didn't call me for five weeks
691
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:35,860
yeah you must have been afraid that I'd
692
00:50:35,860 --> 00:50:38,980
infect you over the telephone no no I've
693
00:50:38,980 --> 00:50:42,610
just been very very busy Simon what
694
00:50:42,610 --> 00:50:44,200
what's going on here what are you doing
695
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,110
this is a an experiment like the tank
696
00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,670
you're pretending to be this space
697
00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,680
person I don't get it it's not an
698
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,620
experiment it's the real thing
699
00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:54,850
are you telling me that you come from
700
00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:56,650
out of space not out of space outer
701
00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:59,110
space out of space doesn't mean anything
702
00:50:59,110 --> 00:51:01,870
Simon I find this very hard to accept
703
00:51:01,870 --> 00:51:03,430
well you're not the only one I find out
704
00:51:03,430 --> 00:51:05,800
hard to accept myself but you accept it
705
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,990
yes I do I mean the medical evidence is
706
00:51:07,990 --> 00:51:10,000
overwhelming I mean my blood my bodily
707
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,740
fluids nobody seen anything like them
708
00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:14,110
and my memories my god the memories I've
709
00:51:14,110 --> 00:51:15,970
been having and so many other things it
710
00:51:15,970 --> 00:51:17,710
just it all makes sense when you put it
711
00:51:17,710 --> 00:51:19,720
together it's part of the grand scheme
712
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,300
of things the reason for my being my
713
00:51:22,300 --> 00:51:26,260
purpose Who I am the all-seeing eye yin
714
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:31,110
the yang the hua
715
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:36,820
do you understand Simon when did you eat
716
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:40,000
last you know you have serious troubles
717
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,530
with reality Lisa do you know that you I
718
00:51:41,530 --> 00:51:43,960
mean you cut yourself off I cut mine yes
719
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:44,530
you do
720
00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:47,410
I am NOT sitting in a glass box with
721
00:51:47,410 --> 00:51:49,840
fake hair like some half-baked guru what
722
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,430
is this thing you're flying suits my
723
00:51:51,430 --> 00:51:53,050
garment don't touch it Simon you're a
724
00:51:53,050 --> 00:51:55,690
real person a regular person where's
725
00:51:55,690 --> 00:51:57,820
your red hat I am NOT gonna discuss
726
00:51:57,820 --> 00:51:59,530
complex scientific ideas with somebody
727
00:51:59,530 --> 00:52:02,980
from the music department I was there
728
00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:04,900
during the mescaline and during the
729
00:52:04,900 --> 00:52:06,730
fasting for three weeks on grabs and
730
00:52:06,730 --> 00:52:13,390
earphones Simon they hypnotized you
731
00:52:13,390 --> 00:52:15,550
your friend becquer mr. wizard he washed
732
00:52:15,550 --> 00:52:17,170
your brain and it shrunk
733
00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,760
nobody hypnotized anybody I'm the same
734
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:20,470
person I was except I come from another
735
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:23,170
planet what planet I know this millions
736
00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:25,930
of them are there is it Venus no it's
737
00:52:25,930 --> 00:52:27,640
not Venus if you must know it's in the
738
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,800
Nebula Orion you come from the nebula
739
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:31,240
Orion yes I do
740
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,400
how do you know this how does anybody
741
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,110
know anything what do you mean how does
742
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:37,420
anybody know anything how does anybody
743
00:52:37,420 --> 00:52:39,670
know anything what is this an
744
00:52:39,670 --> 00:52:41,710
intergalactic Tom what lesshan I simply
745
00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:43,060
asked you how do you know you come from
746
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:45,100
the Orion Nebula I can't handle this I
747
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:46,210
have a lot of problems and a lot of
748
00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:48,070
responsibilities if you don't like Who I
749
00:52:48,070 --> 00:52:53,860
am then I don't know what okay okay all
750
00:52:53,860 --> 00:53:06,760
right okay okay it's been a long time
751
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,910
five weeks you crazy your body is
752
00:53:09,910 --> 00:53:11,410
crawling with millions of deadly
753
00:53:11,410 --> 00:53:14,890
microbes well why not you join because I
754
00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:17,350
could die in a second that's why Simon
755
00:53:17,350 --> 00:53:19,870
we could all die in a second the world
756
00:53:19,870 --> 00:53:26,310
could explode terrible thing come here
757
00:53:28,930 --> 00:53:31,990
what are you doing I've never made one
758
00:53:31,990 --> 00:53:35,030
extraterrestrial Lisa it's it's
759
00:53:35,030 --> 00:53:37,180
perfectly all right I've been completely
760
00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:40,099
decontaminated and anyway we'll never
761
00:53:40,099 --> 00:53:42,859
actually touch I promise you can't make
762
00:53:42,859 --> 00:53:46,820
love without touching well yes you can
763
00:53:46,820 --> 00:53:52,910
sort of think about it you brought a
764
00:53:52,910 --> 00:54:06,160
thing from highschool stelazine / cotton
765
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,720
Thorazine
766
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:12,020
strychnine too heavy I could use those
767
00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:13,220
pills and make the might sound like
768
00:54:13,220 --> 00:54:15,680
Louie Armstrong that might destroy his
769
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:20,300
credibility too obvious I could make his
770
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:26,869
nose drop off super oak what do you say
771
00:54:26,869 --> 00:54:31,310
to this tomorrow morning he wakes up and
772
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:37,490
he's very stupid alright go on it's just
773
00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:38,930
something I've been working on it so
774
00:54:38,930 --> 00:54:42,460
Thomas colorless tasteless untraceable
775
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:45,080
it attacks the cortex and cuts the
776
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,970
intelligence right in half I like it
777
00:54:46,970 --> 00:54:49,660
it's elegant
778
00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:06,730
how long is it effective a week maybe a
779
00:55:06,730 --> 00:55:08,980
month maybe a year one whiff and they'll
780
00:55:08,980 --> 00:55:11,559
both be real docile do you see it cuts
781
00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:13,839
the iCube right in half okay okay we
782
00:55:13,839 --> 00:55:16,630
know ah all right this one this one
783
00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:24,099
feeds only the sterile room nope that
784
00:55:24,099 --> 00:55:27,329
one's the rest of the building
785
00:55:35,510 --> 00:55:40,110
it's anything off camp I can't it stock
786
00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:43,590
oh boy oh boy I don't want to take your
787
00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:45,770
work
788
00:55:46,860 --> 00:55:52,470
Oh Doris what should I do
789
00:55:52,470 --> 00:55:54,990
the gas is drifting around out there
790
00:55:54,990 --> 00:55:56,910
they are going to trace it to me
791
00:55:56,910 --> 00:56:00,570
to us I know about the gas I know about
792
00:56:00,570 --> 00:56:01,290
everything
793
00:56:01,290 --> 00:56:03,210
I'm the world's smartest computer right
794
00:56:03,210 --> 00:56:05,880
yes so you want me to fix it as that
795
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,190
aide Carl yes Doris all right well why
796
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:09,600
didn't you come right out and say it
797
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,760
well I already called the Pentagon and I
798
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:12,960
told them there's a little problem with
799
00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:15,360
that extraterrestrial of yours oh really
800
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,660
yes see you just calm down and let them
801
00:56:18,660 --> 00:56:21,750
handle it okay okay Doris you see the
802
00:56:21,750 --> 00:56:23,490
gas is worthless anyway it's gonna wear
803
00:56:23,490 --> 00:56:25,710
off in a few weeks I mean everybody
804
00:56:25,710 --> 00:56:27,570
knows that lithium carbonate becomes
805
00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:29,550
very instant why you looking at me like
806
00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:30,200
that
807
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:33,660
why are you stepping on me like this you
808
00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:36,150
know I don't want to get into a little
809
00:56:36,150 --> 00:56:39,120
thing now Carl I mean I really don't not
810
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:41,760
now it's because you're so smart Carl I
811
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:46,290
can't help it you're so big I know so
812
00:56:46,290 --> 00:56:49,580
beautiful I know it's me crazy
813
00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:53,040
Macross don't touch my yellow you know
814
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,950
Carl you're a very sick person I love
815
00:56:55,950 --> 00:57:00,630
your doors not my wine Carl please not I
816
00:57:00,630 --> 00:57:02,820
mean how many times do we have to go
817
00:57:02,820 --> 00:57:04,110
through this you can't love me I'm a
818
00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:07,890
machine maybe this is just infatuation
819
00:57:07,890 --> 00:57:10,010
call it what you will
820
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:14,070
let's run away Doris oh that's a low
821
00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:16,530
blow Carl I mean you know I'm bolted to
822
00:57:16,530 --> 00:57:20,370
the floor you know what I'm doing
823
00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:23,430
oh no don't you that girl I'm really not
824
00:57:23,430 --> 00:57:25,860
in the mood I have a headache I mean I
825
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:27,450
really do have such a headache Karlin
826
00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:30,900
you can imagine how enormous the size of
827
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,820
that headache is you know you like it
828
00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:35,460
when I stroke your power supply no I
829
00:57:35,460 --> 00:57:37,650
really does that's great oh is that
830
00:57:37,650 --> 00:57:39,990
great no car I really don't like it no I
831
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:41,340
really don't touch that part again I
832
00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,810
told you don't call where you going now
833
00:57:42,810 --> 00:57:49,380
no no oh oh Jesus I'm sorry Doris you're
834
00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:50,280
sorry
835
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,980
what am I supposed to do just give me
836
00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:56,340
another minute well I just want you to
837
00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:59,280
know that I feel very used right now
838
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:14,730
oh don't breathe on me well Simon it's
839
00:58:14,730 --> 00:58:17,420
too late for that
840
00:58:17,420 --> 00:58:21,690
my egg where's my egg I don't know where
841
00:58:21,690 --> 00:58:24,450
do you keep it well on my egg my egg
842
00:58:24,450 --> 00:58:25,830
that I get it I get an egg at 8 o'clock
843
00:58:25,830 --> 00:58:28,320
in the morning yeah well where is it
844
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,230
I don't know I'll find out hey don't
845
00:58:31,230 --> 00:58:35,030
panic and toast toast toast
846
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:50,199
[Music]
847
00:58:56,650 --> 00:59:10,340
[Music]
848
00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:18,340
[Music]
849
00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:29,270
take off your glasses tell me your name
850
00:59:29,270 --> 00:59:30,980
you can call me anything you like but
851
00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:34,240
don't call me late for supper
852
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:39,830
you Becca yes would you mind telling me
853
00:59:39,830 --> 00:59:40,880
just what the hell is going on around
854
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,920
here this is the Institute for advanced
855
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:45,170
concepts we are a small and non-profit
856
00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:46,940
research group oh that were they they're
857
00:59:46,940 --> 00:59:49,450
my step
858
00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,480
I'm the director to whom do I have the
859
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,210
pleasure of speaking pleasure
860
00:59:56,210 --> 00:59:58,160
I'll give you pleasure you pantywaist
861
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:02,420
egghead Jesus Christ what a mess
862
01:00:02,420 --> 01:00:05,060
army right you're with the army tell me
863
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:05,780
I'm wrong
864
01:00:05,780 --> 01:00:08,510
Cory Pentagon I have authority to
865
01:00:08,510 --> 01:00:09,920
establish full command here what the
866
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,340
hell happened it's a gas apparently
867
01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:14,990
whoever breathes it loses about a
868
01:00:14,990 --> 01:00:17,720
hundred points of IQ stupid making guess
869
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,140
it makes the enemy stupid seems like it
870
01:00:21,140 --> 01:00:23,450
well where is he where is who
871
01:00:23,450 --> 01:00:25,220
a Martian for Christ's sake he did this
872
01:00:25,220 --> 01:00:28,970
to me he did what release the gas yes oh
873
01:00:28,970 --> 01:00:32,090
yeah that's lovely yes he did very guess
874
01:00:32,090 --> 01:00:33,020
who else
875
01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:34,940
it's a god damn invasion he's very
876
01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:39,920
dangerous you may have to shoot him you
877
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,150
heard him sergeant get on it
878
01:00:41,150 --> 01:00:42,740
he's extremely dangerous take no
879
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:52,640
prisoners yes sir come on man there's
880
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,080
been a terrible accident we gotta get
881
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:58,100
out of here very fast okay terrible gas
882
01:00:58,100 --> 01:00:59,600
is escaping some kind of very dangerous
883
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,300
people and your friend back I said it's
884
01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:03,680
your fault that you did it it's got
885
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:06,020
beyond me here the old army they think
886
01:01:06,020 --> 01:01:07,910
you're an invasion you are a Martian
887
01:01:07,910 --> 01:01:08,580
invasion
888
01:01:08,580 --> 01:01:10,070
and it got orders to shoot and kill
889
01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:13,470
you're happy to the cat lease is
890
01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:14,450
something wrong
891
01:01:14,450 --> 01:01:17,940
Simon listen to me they don't like you
892
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:18,900
here anymore
893
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:21,240
so they are going to kill you so we have
894
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,370
to get out of here very no no no no I
895
01:01:23,370 --> 01:01:24,750
can't breathe the air that's got seven
896
01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:33,240
deadly germs in it I knew I shouldn't
897
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,750
have had sex
898
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:58,780
[Music]
899
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:30,000
[Music]
900
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:34,160
Mesa a lady's dancing with a potholder
901
01:02:34,210 --> 01:02:48,259
[Music]
902
01:02:48,259 --> 01:02:50,279
let's hurry will pay for this believe
903
01:02:50,279 --> 01:02:53,759
you me what are you gonna do wreak my
904
01:02:53,759 --> 01:02:56,219
vengeance excuse me I will wreak my
905
01:02:56,219 --> 01:02:57,180
vengeance on them
906
01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:59,400
fine why are you talking like the Old
907
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,499
Testament Dave whomsoever shalt beat it
908
01:03:01,499 --> 01:03:03,869
applause sure into a bullet yay then
909
01:03:03,869 --> 01:03:05,749
shall they know the wrath of my wrath
910
01:03:05,749 --> 01:03:09,989
Corinthians 12 we are in big trouble
911
01:03:09,989 --> 01:03:11,729
they're telling me I shouldn't be
912
01:03:11,729 --> 01:03:12,170
breathing
913
01:03:12,170 --> 01:03:29,260
[Music]
914
01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:50,970
Simon wake up there's people out here
915
01:03:50,970 --> 01:03:56,970
ami no I don't think so
916
01:04:26,180 --> 01:04:30,170
don't be frightened we saw your van you
917
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:32,450
were sleeping you look cold
918
01:04:32,450 --> 01:04:37,339
we covered you see polyester filling and
919
01:04:37,339 --> 01:04:39,760
the cover wipes clean with a damp cloth
920
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,000
available from Remco hungry we have
921
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:47,960
macaroni and cheese casserole good ain't
922
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:50,119
good for you who are you why do you guys
923
01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:53,420
talk like that we live here and follow
924
01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:55,819
the master we have seen you on the
925
01:04:55,819 --> 01:04:59,059
sacred box the sacred box the sacred box
926
01:04:59,059 --> 01:05:02,180
with pictures o television we do not
927
01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:02,960
speak its name
928
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,940
oh no no no these are very good people
929
01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:09,319
what's the name Charles Manson mean
930
01:05:09,319 --> 01:05:13,099
anything we know your Simon from outer
931
01:05:13,099 --> 01:05:16,279
space oh they know who I am
932
01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:18,920
we know of all your troubles but you're
933
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:23,859
safe here stay in worship with us
934
01:05:28,570 --> 01:05:40,950
[Music]
935
01:05:40,950 --> 01:05:48,240
and Milty begat Lucy who begat Mary who
936
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:56,640
spun off roader who spun off Phyllis and
937
01:05:56,640 --> 01:06:00,870
after seven years Mary was canceled and
938
01:06:00,870 --> 01:06:02,640
after ten years
939
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:07,950
Lucy was canceled yay even after 12
940
01:06:07,950 --> 01:06:13,710
years was Uncle Miltie canceled thus are
941
01:06:13,710 --> 01:06:20,030
we all canceled eventually
942
01:06:21,390 --> 01:07:13,450
[Music]
943
01:07:13,450 --> 01:07:17,750
what do you do it for well it's it's a
944
01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:21,290
way of atonement for what before I had
945
01:07:21,290 --> 01:07:24,740
my nervous breakdown I was head of
946
01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:26,930
programming at the American Broadcasting
947
01:07:26,930 --> 01:07:32,540
Company hey come see what's in the back
948
01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:40,820
assignments van oh my goodness what you
949
01:07:40,820 --> 01:07:44,990
know what you've got here what it's a TV
950
01:07:44,990 --> 01:07:46,880
studio hmm
951
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:50,090
yes sir yeah you see it's a TV studio on
952
01:07:50,090 --> 01:07:52,900
wheels huh
953
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:54,680
that's guy it's got everything
954
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,840
everything you need for broadcasting
955
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,480
mm-hmm whoever designed this was a
956
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:03,190
genius see by using the laser
957
01:08:03,190 --> 01:08:07,100
directional transmitting antenna and it
958
01:08:07,100 --> 01:08:11,440
says you can tap into the carrier wave
959
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:15,380
yeah now if this works you'll be
960
01:08:15,380 --> 01:08:19,069
appearing simultaneously on all three
961
01:08:19,069 --> 01:08:22,910
networks that's more coverage and the
962
01:08:22,910 --> 01:08:24,189
president gets
963
01:08:24,189 --> 01:08:46,790
[Music]
964
01:08:46,790 --> 01:08:50,069
the alien is still at large after his
965
01:08:50,069 --> 01:08:52,319
initial gas attack and the injuring of
966
01:08:52,319 --> 01:08:54,870
46 National Guardsmen at the site of his
967
01:08:54,870 --> 01:08:57,060
escape the Institute for advanced
968
01:08:57,060 --> 01:08:59,700
concepts near Hanover Maine in the
969
01:08:59,700 --> 01:09:01,560
approximately 24 hours since his
970
01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:03,540
disappearance and the release of the gas
971
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:05,490
virus or whatever it is
972
01:09:05,490 --> 01:09:07,470
dozens of communities in a direct line
973
01:09:07,470 --> 01:09:09,779
between Bangor Maine and Boston have
974
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:13,140
suffered strange behavior operations as
975
01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:16,760
the population loses IQ
976
01:09:40,349 --> 01:09:43,569
it's assignment I'm broadcasting to you
977
01:09:43,569 --> 01:09:45,009
from a secret location which is
978
01:09:45,009 --> 01:09:46,569
necessary because a terrible thing is
979
01:09:46,569 --> 01:09:48,549
occurred an attempt has been made in my
980
01:09:48,549 --> 01:09:51,849
life by the military yes early yesterday
981
01:09:51,849 --> 01:09:53,939
morning a band of uniformed thugs
982
01:09:53,939 --> 01:09:55,929
lackeys of the degenerate power
983
01:09:55,929 --> 01:09:57,789
structure attacked me in my very sleep
984
01:09:57,789 --> 01:09:59,920
the good and kindly men who helped me
985
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:02,260
find my identity dr. Carl Becker and his
986
01:10:02,260 --> 01:10:04,059
colleagues were apparently unable to
987
01:10:04,059 --> 01:10:06,610
prevent this despicable and cravenly act
988
01:10:06,610 --> 01:10:09,010
but do not panic I'm unharmed and I'm in
989
01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:10,750
good health I'll continue these
990
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,579
broadcasts every evening at this time so
991
01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:14,440
we can keep up our good work and I
992
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,989
promise you that this treachery will not
993
01:10:16,989 --> 01:10:17,710
go unpunished
994
01:10:17,710 --> 01:10:19,989
certain ones shall be smitten and they
995
01:10:19,989 --> 01:10:22,179
know who they are you deserve justice
996
01:10:22,179 --> 01:10:24,730
you people justice in a better way of
997
01:10:24,730 --> 01:10:26,199
life that's what we're talking about
998
01:10:26,199 --> 01:10:28,780
isn't it who's in charge around here
999
01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:31,119
who's responsible for the Hawaiian music
1000
01:10:31,119 --> 01:10:33,039
in the elevators and the paper band
1001
01:10:33,039 --> 01:10:34,869
around the bathroom seats in the motels
1002
01:10:34,869 --> 01:10:37,059
and the billboards that say lesser races
1003
01:10:37,059 --> 01:10:38,980
Schaefer con mucho gusto
1004
01:10:38,980 --> 01:10:41,639
where's your pride and another thing I
1005
01:10:41,639 --> 01:10:43,869
would like now to talk about personal
1006
01:10:43,869 --> 01:10:46,329
style from now on people can wear on
1007
01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:48,909
their face either long sideburns known
1008
01:10:48,909 --> 01:10:50,650
as mutton chops or a mustache but not
1009
01:10:50,650 --> 01:10:51,159
both
1010
01:10:51,159 --> 01:10:52,929
punch ups on a mustache look Marana can
1011
01:10:52,929 --> 01:10:54,130
they give a country a very very bad
1012
01:10:54,130 --> 01:10:55,679
image is that what you want
1013
01:10:55,679 --> 01:11:01,770
paintings on velopment ask yourselves
1014
01:11:01,770 --> 01:11:04,599
one of the great span of civilization
1015
01:11:04,599 --> 01:11:06,670
the drama and the sculpture of the
1016
01:11:06,670 --> 01:11:09,429
Greeks the poetry of the Japanese oh boy
1017
01:11:09,429 --> 01:11:11,980
are you more so call me cool you could
1018
01:11:11,980 --> 01:11:13,329
not gotta come
1019
01:11:13,329 --> 01:11:16,780
think about it think about it why are
1020
01:11:16,780 --> 01:11:18,400
they keeping these things from you
1021
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,039
what of Blake and Verlaine and Giotto
1022
01:11:21,039 --> 01:11:23,469
and Velazquez and one of the formula for
1023
01:11:23,469 --> 01:11:24,280
Orange Julius
1024
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,710
the secret white powder that makes it a
1025
01:11:26,710 --> 01:11:28,900
devilishly good drink why is it a secret
1026
01:11:28,900 --> 01:11:33,400
I want that formula wake up start using
1027
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:35,440
the right half of your brains you can
1028
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:37,599
move the world with an idea but you have
1029
01:11:37,599 --> 01:11:40,769
to think of it first
1030
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:46,000
how the hell did he do that he must have
1031
01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,190
passed into a carrier wave somehow I
1032
01:11:48,190 --> 01:11:49,869
assumed he was on the line watch it
1033
01:11:49,869 --> 01:11:55,179
would get rid of that brillo yeah it it
1034
01:11:55,179 --> 01:11:57,400
looks ridiculous I assumed he was on the
1035
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,800
line for a full saturation you see under
1036
01:11:59,800 --> 01:12:01,449
twice I had this truck speak English
1037
01:12:01,449 --> 01:12:04,239
would have a lot of people saw it it
1038
01:12:04,239 --> 01:12:05,670
sounds like he was pretty angry at you
1039
01:12:05,670 --> 01:12:08,260
yeah when I got a flash few fruit head I
1040
01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:09,969
don't give a [ __ ] about that the point
1041
01:12:09,969 --> 01:12:14,650
is where is he well he could be anywhere
1042
01:12:14,650 --> 01:12:16,329
we can't triangulate him until he
1043
01:12:16,329 --> 01:12:18,969
broadcasts again Weather Service sir
1044
01:12:18,969 --> 01:12:20,889
the cloud is beginning to drift towards
1045
01:12:20,889 --> 01:12:26,429
Washington he's got us
1046
01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:36,240
[Music]
1047
01:12:43,050 --> 01:12:46,239
now therefore thus saith the Lord of
1048
01:12:46,239 --> 01:12:49,929
Hosts consider your ways ye have so much
1049
01:12:49,929 --> 01:12:52,600
and bring in little ye eat but ye have
1050
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:55,090
not enough he drink but ye are not
1051
01:12:55,090 --> 01:12:57,639
filled with drink ye clothed you but
1052
01:12:57,639 --> 01:12:59,980
there is none warm and he that honoureth
1053
01:12:59,980 --> 01:13:01,989
wages earned his way just to put it in a
1054
01:13:01,989 --> 01:13:05,139
bag with holes in it let's say if the
1055
01:13:05,139 --> 01:13:07,449
Lord of hosts consider your ways I
1056
01:13:07,449 --> 01:13:09,969
called for a drought upon the land and
1057
01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:12,280
upon the mountains and upon the corn and
1058
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:14,440
upon the new wide and upon the oil and
1059
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:16,330
upon that which the ground bring his
1060
01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:19,900
voice and upon men upon cattle and upon
1061
01:13:19,900 --> 01:13:22,530
all the labour of the hands
1062
01:13:22,530 --> 01:13:43,180
[Music]
1063
01:13:43,180 --> 01:13:44,160
[Applause]
1064
01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:47,310
[Music]
1065
01:13:47,650 --> 01:13:49,880
we got the a therefore on the 15th
1066
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,920
fighters we do a grid pattern saturation
1067
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:58,130
bombing no no too random okay missiles
1068
01:13:58,130 --> 01:13:59,809
right
1069
01:13:59,809 --> 01:14:02,329
ICBMs Merv's you got your Minuteman your
1070
01:14:02,329 --> 01:14:05,119
Nikes your red stones what have you we
1071
01:14:05,119 --> 01:14:07,639
use Boston as a central target level it
1072
01:14:07,639 --> 01:14:09,469
if we have to move outward see what I'm
1073
01:14:09,469 --> 01:14:11,269
saying a deployment you can't level
1074
01:14:11,269 --> 01:14:14,420
Boston it's an American city if we can
1075
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,340
take him out it's a small sacrifice one
1076
01:14:16,340 --> 01:14:19,489
city well we just can't let him run amok
1077
01:14:19,489 --> 01:14:22,639
I don't see that we have no choice why
1078
01:14:22,639 --> 01:14:24,469
doesn't he just come out and fight like
1079
01:14:24,469 --> 01:14:25,039
a man
1080
01:14:25,039 --> 01:14:27,409
because he's not a man he's a thing a
1081
01:14:27,409 --> 01:14:29,329
machine he hasn't got your ordinary
1082
01:14:29,329 --> 01:14:31,730
human sense of ethics and fair play I
1083
01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,530
wouldn't want to do anything to get him
1084
01:14:33,530 --> 01:14:37,070
angry why not an advanced civilization
1085
01:14:37,070 --> 01:14:38,690
general think about it
1086
01:14:38,690 --> 01:14:41,119
who knows what weapons they have he
1087
01:14:41,119 --> 01:14:43,690
might even try to explode the Sun
1088
01:14:43,690 --> 01:14:46,610
explode the Sun but that's against
1089
01:14:46,610 --> 01:14:51,380
nature hey you are you coming those
1090
01:14:51,380 --> 01:14:52,550
coordinates mister we've got the
1091
01:14:52,550 --> 01:14:53,929
position of the van kind of narrowed
1092
01:14:53,929 --> 01:14:56,929
down sir yeah it's either New Jersey or
1093
01:14:56,929 --> 01:14:59,559
Utah
1094
01:14:59,750 --> 01:15:22,920
[Music]
1095
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:25,690
what is my program you asked what is my
1096
01:15:25,690 --> 01:15:29,050
plan what is the scheme I will tell you
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01:15:29,050 --> 01:15:31,630
from now on normal portable radios out
1098
01:15:31,630 --> 01:15:32,380
on the street
1099
01:15:32,380 --> 01:15:36,310
nobody can name me a child free Moonbeam
1100
01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:40,120
sky or rain these are very very silly
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01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:42,400
loans no member of the government who
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01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:43,900
gets arrested may write a book about it
1103
01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:46,630
for profit I want to talk about these
1104
01:15:46,630 --> 01:15:47,860
guys to pull their car into the
1105
01:15:47,860 --> 01:15:49,300
intersection before the other side is
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01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:51,310
clear and then the light changes in the
1107
01:15:51,310 --> 01:15:53,170
intersection is blocked let's get on
1108
01:15:53,170 --> 01:15:54,210
that right away
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01:15:54,210 --> 01:15:56,140
$10,000 fine for blocking the
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01:15:56,140 --> 01:15:57,800
intersection I really hate those guys I
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01:15:57,800 --> 01:15:59,970
[Music]
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01:15:59,970 --> 01:16:03,490
don't want any panic no fleeing and no
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01:16:03,490 --> 01:16:05,530
mass evacuation of the populated areas
1114
01:16:05,530 --> 01:16:08,320
remain in your homes do not use the
1115
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:10,810
telephone do not try to communicate with
1116
01:16:10,810 --> 01:16:13,360
anyone breathe as little as possible
1117
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:16,080
stay close to the ground do not panic
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01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:19,600
remain tuned to this station
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01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:22,719
[Music]
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01:16:27,530 --> 01:16:32,340
Simon this is Carl Becker I urge you I
1121
01:16:32,340 --> 01:16:35,390
beseech you contact me let's talk Simon
1122
01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:38,610
let's communicate please call me Simon
1123
01:16:38,610 --> 01:16:41,750
at area code two oh seven five five five
1124
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:49,200
8,000 when a woman acts the part of a
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01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:51,570
man she has the following things to do
1126
01:16:51,570 --> 01:16:53,340
in addition to the 9 given above these
1127
01:16:53,340 --> 01:16:56,880
the pair of tongs the top the swing when
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01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,000
the woman holds the Lingam in her yoni
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01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:03,000
draws it in presses it and keeps it the
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01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:08,790
sinner for a long time it is called it's
1131
01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:10,350
a great wonder she wouldn't think of the
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01:17:10,350 --> 01:17:13,620
nails now at last I can speak to you
1133
01:17:13,620 --> 01:17:15,540
beloved brothers an absence of a tear is
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01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:22,950
eminently distinctive land as promised
1135
01:17:22,950 --> 01:17:25,760
crime and punishment
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01:17:26,910 --> 01:17:35,930
[Music]
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Simon how much longer do you think you
1138
01:17:37,950 --> 01:17:39,960
can get away with this listen the people
1139
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:41,430
of this world are lucky that I'm in the
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01:17:41,430 --> 01:17:42,310
midst
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01:17:42,310 --> 01:17:44,060
[Music]
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01:17:44,060 --> 01:17:47,220
you are very crazy from low blood sugar
1143
01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:51,360
you've gotta eat something contamination
1144
01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:54,330
get an egg no look this is machine made
1145
01:17:54,330 --> 01:17:57,000
it's untouched by human hands what about
1146
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,190
the air you know your breathing that
1147
01:17:59,190 --> 01:18:00,180
yes but I'm willing to make that
1148
01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:01,950
sacrifice to rid the world of evil men
1149
01:18:01,950 --> 01:18:06,300
the army I shall smite them I shall
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01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:07,860
smite them and they shall be laid low
1151
01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:12,570
yay even unto the dust Simon maybe you
1152
01:18:12,570 --> 01:18:14,430
should go back and see dr. mednik for a
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01:18:14,430 --> 01:18:17,160
couple of sessions ethnic med nick is a
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01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,320
fraud he told me I was a lien ated of
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01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:33,420
course I'm alienated I'm an alien the
1156
01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:35,370
initial excitement even exhilaration
1157
01:18:35,370 --> 01:18:37,050
which accompanied the discovery of the
1158
01:18:37,050 --> 01:18:39,240
alien has now given way to popular
1159
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:42,000
unrest and in higher circles sober
1160
01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,550
apprehension who is this man
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01:18:44,550 --> 01:18:46,560
where does he come from what does he
1162
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:50,490
want from us these and other with your
1163
01:18:50,490 --> 01:18:53,040
great contribution chaos well it takes
1164
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,140
time to change bad habits what have you
1165
01:18:55,140 --> 01:18:58,500
changed I am taking common clay and I am
1166
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:01,500
turning it into earthenware vessels let
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01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:07,980
the whole thing watch my kids alright I
1168
01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:09,420
would like you to listen for me now four
1169
01:19:09,420 --> 01:19:11,850
major films by the Russian master Sergei
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01:19:11,850 --> 01:19:13,030
Eisenstein
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01:19:13,030 --> 01:19:16,240
[Music]
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01:19:22,150 --> 01:19:24,140
yes and how do you feel about these
1173
01:19:24,140 --> 01:19:31,250
films and why because but you don't love
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01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:35,590
everything that's on the sacred box yes
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01:19:35,590 --> 01:19:39,980
celebrity bowling yes badly dramatized
1176
01:19:39,980 --> 01:19:43,850
English novels yes the commercial for
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01:19:43,850 --> 01:19:46,300
the vegetable slicer at 3 a.m. yes
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01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:50,060
everything yes hmm
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01:19:50,060 --> 01:19:54,620
you like it when it goes home yes you
1180
01:19:54,620 --> 01:19:58,060
like junk yes
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01:19:58,150 --> 01:20:04,640
melody come here now you've been
1182
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,650
watching Uncle Simon on television and
1183
01:20:06,650 --> 01:20:08,510
you've been listening very carefully to
1184
01:20:08,510 --> 01:20:11,030
what he's been saying right so I want
1185
01:20:11,030 --> 01:20:13,100
you to dig deep into your heart now and
1186
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:15,650
tell me the most wonderful beautiful
1187
01:20:15,650 --> 01:20:22,030
thing in the entire world disco
1188
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,610
I don't understand I'm not reaching them
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01:20:33,610 --> 01:20:35,890
not the real people not the grassroots
1190
01:20:35,890 --> 01:20:40,300
who are you reaching fringes weirdos the
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01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:44,050
paper hat crowd I get my best stuff to
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01:20:44,050 --> 01:20:46,719
Shakespeare Pogo the prophets maybe they
1193
01:20:46,719 --> 01:20:48,820
don't want their lives improved you know
1194
01:20:48,820 --> 01:20:50,620
maybe they like their lives the way they
1195
01:20:50,620 --> 01:20:52,960
are they like that fake music in the
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01:20:52,960 --> 01:20:54,310
elevators they like those thin gray
1197
01:20:54,310 --> 01:20:55,719
hamburgers with the imitation sauce
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01:20:55,719 --> 01:20:57,640
Simon you just can't show up out of
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01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:59,640
nowhere toehold country were to like
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01:20:59,640 --> 01:21:02,380
emptiness emptiness 10 billion years of
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01:21:02,380 --> 01:21:04,540
evolution up from the slime for what
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01:21:04,540 --> 01:21:07,180
they call this a culture I don't think
1203
01:21:07,180 --> 01:21:09,160
it's so bad I think we produce some good
1204
01:21:09,160 --> 01:21:10,000
things too
1205
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:13,060
oh yeah such as I don't know Fred
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01:21:13,060 --> 01:21:15,580
Astaire penicillin the air conditioning
1207
01:21:15,580 --> 01:21:17,380
you like air conditioning I know that I
1208
01:21:17,380 --> 01:21:19,300
don't like it oh come on you'll love it
1209
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:21,130
I don't like are you kidding me the only
1210
01:21:21,130 --> 01:21:25,810
man with air condition all right all
1211
01:21:25,810 --> 01:21:27,280
right I look good oh please let's just
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01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:28,930
calm down cuz I really have some news
1213
01:21:28,930 --> 01:21:30,700
for you well I have to go make up I'll
1214
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:31,450
make it quick
1215
01:21:31,450 --> 01:21:33,460
you remember Tuesday I wasn't feeling so
1216
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,530
hot I was feeling very queasy so I
1217
01:21:35,530 --> 01:21:36,940
walked into town and I went to the
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01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:38,380
drugstore to buy this test they had
1219
01:21:38,380 --> 01:21:39,940
these tests you can buy now and you do
1220
01:21:39,940 --> 01:21:42,270
it yourself and it turned out positive
1221
01:21:42,270 --> 01:21:44,800
and so then I went to the clinic because
1222
01:21:44,800 --> 01:21:46,660
I had them do a test on me and theirs
1223
01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:49,480
was also positive it confirmed if
1224
01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:51,969
they're both positive right so it was
1225
01:21:51,969 --> 01:21:57,450
that you sick or what no I'm pregnant
1226
01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,270
are you sure
1227
01:22:04,270 --> 01:22:09,030
I guess I'm positive you're not excite
1228
01:22:09,030 --> 01:22:13,750
no I I felt it was gonna happen sooner
1229
01:22:13,750 --> 01:22:20,410
or later who's the father Simon you're
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01:22:20,410 --> 01:22:21,250
the father
1231
01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:26,500
no that's that's quite impossible why
1232
01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:28,360
well you see them from another part of
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01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:30,280
the galaxy and we're biologically
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01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:33,100
incompatible different species cannot
1235
01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:34,750
mate because that's the law of the
1236
01:22:34,750 --> 01:22:45,670
universe but that's exactly the point we
1237
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:49,840
are not two different species you've
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01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:50,980
obviously been involved with somebody
1239
01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:52,780
else but that's okay I've been busy I
1240
01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:54,010
understand these things
1241
01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:56,020
what who somebody from the music
1242
01:22:56,020 --> 01:22:59,800
department mess room flu maybe your nice
1243
01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:01,440
guy a little bit
1244
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:04,020
I've ever been involved with it's you
1245
01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:06,010
then how do you explain this
1246
01:23:06,010 --> 01:23:08,320
you're afraid to face it because it
1247
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:09,460
would mean you're not special anymore
1248
01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:11,200
you're not different from anybody else
1249
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:12,640
you're not a toaster you're just a
1250
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,830
regular ordinary human being
1251
01:23:14,830 --> 01:23:17,590
I have to go broadcast no now just a
1252
01:23:17,590 --> 01:23:19,870
minute right now you're gonna stand here
1253
01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:21,460
and you're gonna tell me that you
1254
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:23,080
believe in your heart that I was
1255
01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:24,700
unfaithful to you that I cheated on you
1256
01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:27,550
and then I will go away but you have to
1257
01:23:27,550 --> 01:23:32,290
say that first okay come on it's easy
1258
01:23:32,290 --> 01:23:40,840
you just say this is not my child can
1259
01:23:40,840 --> 01:23:43,410
you say that
1260
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:47,440
can you
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01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:58,520
[Music]
1262
01:24:03,820 --> 01:24:12,070
yeah Cory what just a minute
1263
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:22,340
hello Simon hello call it's been a long
1264
01:24:22,340 --> 01:24:23,420
time hasn't it
1265
01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:26,510
I would like very much to speak to you
1266
01:24:26,510 --> 01:24:37,190
Carl yes here of course what I think
1267
01:24:37,190 --> 01:24:38,750
you've made the right decision
1268
01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:41,360
I understand I'll be speaking to you
1269
01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:44,620
soon Simon thank you goodbye
1270
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:50,900
that's it what he's depressed and he
1271
01:24:50,900 --> 01:24:59,470
wants to go home to New York no no home
1272
01:25:02,210 --> 01:25:07,409
all right now gentlemen I'm going to go
1273
01:25:07,409 --> 01:25:10,860
away now I'm going with general Korey to
1274
01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:15,840
put Simon on a rocket ship oh can we go
1275
01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:19,590
no no you have to stay here and while
1276
01:25:19,590 --> 01:25:35,580
I'm gone I want you to behave no doctor
1277
01:25:35,580 --> 01:25:37,440
you cannot go on the rocket ship I'm
1278
01:25:37,440 --> 01:25:40,440
sorry now while I'm away I want you to
1279
01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:42,630
stay out of trouble remember where you
1280
01:25:42,630 --> 01:25:43,440
are gentlemen
1281
01:25:43,440 --> 01:26:09,030
Arum I want you to be the monitor okay
1282
01:26:09,030 --> 01:26:15,119
Beckett let's go we're pulling out you
1283
01:26:15,119 --> 01:26:18,449
know we're a bunch of brainy guys you
1284
01:26:18,449 --> 01:26:21,080
sure are some poor pathetic bastards
1285
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:24,739
thank you sir
1286
01:26:24,739 --> 01:26:29,670
see you around the campus okay sergeant
1287
01:26:29,670 --> 01:26:32,270
let's go
1288
01:26:38,950 --> 01:26:48,900
[Music]
1289
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:53,490
[Applause]
1290
01:26:53,490 --> 01:27:18,380
[Music]
1291
01:27:24,450 --> 01:27:27,880
good afternoon welcome to NASA this is
1292
01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,640
the voice of Mission Control we are
1293
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:32,830
t-minus 10 minutes to launch and
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01:27:32,830 --> 01:27:35,080
Counting and now for your listening
1295
01:27:35,080 --> 01:27:35,950
pleasure
1296
01:27:35,950 --> 01:27:40,050
Tony Missoula and the orchestra
1297
01:27:46,980 --> 01:27:53,060
[Music]
1298
01:27:57,690 --> 01:28:05,050
[Music]
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01:28:11,090 --> 01:28:14,209
[Music]
1300
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:48,710
we are t-minus five minutes to watch the
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01:28:48,710 --> 01:28:51,400
spacecraft
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01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,319
[Music]
1303
01:29:10,710 --> 01:29:19,909
[Music]
1304
01:29:22,620 --> 01:29:25,420
so we made a few miscalculations I'm
1305
01:29:25,420 --> 01:29:26,560
only human
1306
01:29:26,560 --> 01:29:29,740
this is way too tight who comes will you
1307
01:29:29,740 --> 01:29:32,530
unstrap me where are you unstrap me at
1308
01:29:32,530 --> 01:29:35,500
once someone I think you should know
1309
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:37,330
that Cynthia did not find you all that
1310
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,310
exciting as a matter of fact Cynthia
1311
01:29:39,310 --> 01:29:40,750
wasn't even scientists she was an
1312
01:29:40,750 --> 01:29:42,580
unemployed actress son I just wanted you
1313
01:29:42,580 --> 01:29:44,260
to know that I just wanted you to know
1314
01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:46,950
that cyber please
1315
01:29:46,950 --> 01:29:49,600
this is Simon speaking this would be my
1316
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:53,340
last communication until after takeoff
1317
01:29:59,850 --> 01:30:04,470
okay Carl keep in touch
1318
01:30:05,560 --> 01:30:10,140
[Music]
1319
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:28,970
[Music]
1320
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:39,360
we are at t-minus 30 seconds and
1321
01:30:39,360 --> 01:30:40,410
counting
1322
01:30:40,410 --> 01:30:43,920
please execute full final check at this
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01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:50,550
time 6
1324
01:30:50,550 --> 01:31:00,200
[Music]
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01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:08,890
[ __ ]
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01:31:08,890 --> 01:31:17,890
[Music]
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01:31:25,520 --> 01:31:33,399
[Music]
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01:31:42,810 --> 01:31:47,850
after they on Simon & Schuster press
1329
01:31:47,850 --> 01:31:51,750
penguin you think they'd give up it
1330
01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,340
[Music]
1331
01:31:53,340 --> 01:31:57,310
Mellon Princeton University Press
1332
01:31:57,310 --> 01:32:02,160
Peter pauper press Random House
1333
01:32:02,160 --> 01:32:05,290
snob schnapps
1334
01:32:05,290 --> 01:32:09,930
Knopf Viking st. Martin's Press
1335
01:32:09,930 --> 01:32:14,320
not a bad bunch sweet knops and the
1336
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:17,410
Vikings or are you gonna do it are you
1337
01:32:17,410 --> 01:32:20,410
gonna write this book or not Oh what I'm
1338
01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:26,670
going to do not write a book it doesn't
1339
01:32:30,150 --> 01:32:33,430
go for a walk Oh talk about life and
1340
01:32:33,430 --> 01:32:40,270
philosophy huh okay we'll be back in
1341
01:32:40,270 --> 01:32:42,020
about a week
1342
01:32:42,020 --> 01:32:47,590
[Music]
1343
01:32:47,590 --> 01:32:50,330
deducting in ho Tang for his work in
1344
01:32:50,330 --> 01:32:53,120
genetics the last and some say most
1345
01:32:53,120 --> 01:32:55,340
important prize the Nobel Prize for
1346
01:32:55,340 --> 01:32:57,370
Peace will probably go to an American
1347
01:32:57,370 --> 01:33:00,170
Simon Mendelssohn whose efforts a while
1348
01:33:00,170 --> 01:33:02,750
ago led directly to legislation making
1349
01:33:02,750 --> 01:33:04,670
it illegal for anyone to replace the
1350
01:33:04,670 --> 01:33:06,500
towels in a public washroom with a hot
1351
01:33:06,500 --> 01:33:08,660
air blower package ketchup in tiny
1352
01:33:08,660 --> 01:33:11,240
plastic envelopes or commit any of the
1353
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:12,830
petty annoyances which in the
1354
01:33:12,830 --> 01:33:14,960
committee's words were slowly eroding
1355
01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:17,510
the spirit of a great demon mr.
1356
01:33:17,510 --> 01:33:19,430
Mendelssohn believed living in seclusion
1357
01:33:19,430 --> 01:33:21,470
somewhere here in Canada would not be
1358
01:33:21,470 --> 01:33:21,820
reached
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01:33:21,820 --> 01:33:33,570
[Music]
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01:33:41,660 --> 01:36:39,140
[Music]
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[Applause]
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[Music]
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you
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