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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,632 --> 00:00:03,549 (tense piano solo) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:05,981 --> 00:00:08,898 (light piano solo) 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 5 00:00:11,799 --> 00:00:14,382 (upbeat music) 6 00:00:57,001 --> 00:01:00,168 (slow romantic music) 7 00:01:07,421 --> 00:01:10,504 (upbeat jazzy music) 8 00:01:19,978 --> 00:01:22,988 (dramatic music) 9 00:01:22,988 --> 00:01:24,600 - Talent! 10 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,096 Where does it come from? 11 00:01:27,096 --> 00:01:28,295 Good evening, (slow paced music) 12 00:01:28,295 --> 00:01:30,628 my name is Sylvia St. Croix. 13 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:33,988 Where does talent come from? 14 00:01:33,988 --> 00:01:35,988 Is it a product of one's environment? 15 00:01:35,988 --> 00:01:38,491 Something you pick up off of the street? 16 00:01:38,491 --> 00:01:41,765 Or is talent something you're born with? 17 00:01:41,765 --> 00:01:46,360 Something passed down from generation to generation? 18 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,430 ♪ I wonder ♪ 19 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:50,930 Meet Judy Denmark. 20 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:55,956 (light upbeat music) 21 00:01:55,956 --> 00:01:57,853 Pretty, isn't she? (audience laughing) 22 00:01:57,853 --> 00:02:01,610 A wife and mother living an idyllic suburban life, 23 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:06,254 and, although Judy has absolutely no talent whatsoever, 24 00:02:06,254 --> 00:02:08,939 her only child, her daughter, Tina, 25 00:02:08,939 --> 00:02:12,288 has been blessed with a great deal of talent. 26 00:02:12,288 --> 00:02:14,348 Blessed (laughs), 27 00:02:14,348 --> 00:02:16,265 or, dare I say, cursed? 28 00:02:19,318 --> 00:02:22,273 But I'm getting ahead of myself. 29 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:23,647 (telephone rings) 30 00:02:23,647 --> 00:02:25,825 (fast paced music) 31 00:02:25,825 --> 00:02:27,075 - I'll get it! 32 00:02:29,011 --> 00:02:29,844 ♪ Hello ♪ 33 00:02:29,844 --> 00:02:32,321 ♪ Yes, this is Tina's Mother ♪ 34 00:02:32,321 --> 00:02:35,673 ♪ Hello, Mrs. Miller ♪ 35 00:02:35,673 --> 00:02:36,506 ♪ How's that ♪ 36 00:02:36,506 --> 00:02:40,940 ♪ Tina brought you flowers from our garden ♪ 37 00:02:40,940 --> 00:02:42,672 ♪ Well she's so fond of you ♪ 38 00:02:42,672 --> 00:02:44,556 ♪ She likes your husband too ♪ 39 00:02:44,556 --> 00:02:45,809 ♪ Thank you for calling ♪ 40 00:02:45,809 --> 00:02:48,119 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 41 00:02:48,119 --> 00:02:50,150 (telephone rings) 42 00:02:50,150 --> 00:02:51,242 I'll get it! 43 00:02:51,242 --> 00:02:53,492 (audience laughing) 44 00:02:53,492 --> 00:02:54,325 ♪ Hello ♪ 45 00:02:54,325 --> 00:02:56,815 ♪ Yes, this is Tina's Mother ♪ 46 00:02:56,815 --> 00:03:00,194 ♪ Hello, Mrs. Farmer ♪ 47 00:03:00,194 --> 00:03:01,027 ♪ How's that ♪ 48 00:03:01,027 --> 00:03:05,651 ♪ Tina sang and danced for your blind mother ♪ 49 00:03:05,651 --> 00:03:07,372 ♪ She loves to entertain ♪ 50 00:03:07,372 --> 00:03:09,163 ♪ Yes she'll return her cane ♪ 51 00:03:09,163 --> 00:03:10,625 ♪ Thank you for calling ♪ (audience laughing) 52 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,792 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 53 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:17,764 (telephone rings) 54 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:18,597 Oh! 55 00:03:18,597 --> 00:03:19,898 ♪ Tina's Mother here ♪ 56 00:03:19,898 --> 00:03:21,246 ♪ Hi Mrs. Adams ♪ 57 00:03:21,246 --> 00:03:22,079 ♪ A party ♪ 58 00:03:22,079 --> 00:03:26,038 ♪ I'll tell her she's invited ♪ 59 00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:27,570 ♪ Tina's Mother here ♪ 60 00:03:27,570 --> 00:03:29,581 ♪ Sorry Mrs. Adams ♪ 61 00:03:29,581 --> 00:03:31,161 ♪ That's Saturday at four ♪ 62 00:03:31,161 --> 00:03:32,297 ♪ Oh ♪ 63 00:03:32,297 --> 00:03:36,099 ♪ I'm sure she'll be delighted ♪ 64 00:03:36,099 --> 00:03:38,853 ♪ Bye ♪ 65 00:03:38,853 --> 00:03:42,442 ♪ I could have been an office girl ♪ 66 00:03:42,442 --> 00:03:45,351 ♪ A wizard at dictation ♪ 67 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:48,469 ♪ Working 50 weeks a year ♪ 68 00:03:48,469 --> 00:03:51,446 ♪ Two weeks paid vacation ♪ 69 00:03:51,446 --> 00:03:54,568 ♪ I could have been a teacher teaching ♪ 70 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,774 ♪ One thing or another ♪ 71 00:03:57,774 --> 00:04:01,306 ♪ But I'm proud to be what I am ♪ 72 00:04:01,306 --> 00:04:03,367 ♪ Tina's Mother ♪ 73 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:06,583 (phone ringing) (upbeat music) 74 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:07,416 ♪ Hello ♪ 75 00:04:07,416 --> 00:04:10,163 ♪ Yes this is Tina's Mother ♪ 76 00:04:10,163 --> 00:04:13,485 ♪ Hello Pastor Peters ♪ 77 00:04:13,485 --> 00:04:14,341 ♪ How's that ♪ 78 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:19,115 ♪ Tina has a choir solo Sunday ♪ 79 00:04:19,115 --> 00:04:20,790 ♪ Oh, she just loves to sing ♪ 80 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:22,631 ♪ And yes, she loves to pray ♪ 81 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:24,517 ♪ She's good at everything ♪ 82 00:04:24,517 --> 00:04:26,124 ♪ I'm grateful every day ♪ 83 00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:27,790 ♪ Why, everyone agrees ♪ 84 00:04:27,790 --> 00:04:29,475 ♪ She's positively heaven sent ♪ 85 00:04:29,475 --> 00:04:33,433 ♪ My kid's the perfect eight-year-old ♪ 86 00:04:33,433 --> 00:04:35,080 ♪ Yes, she's enthralling ♪ 87 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,428 ♪ Thank you for calling ♪ 88 00:04:36,428 --> 00:04:38,595 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 89 00:04:40,682 --> 00:04:42,057 (doorbell ringing) 90 00:04:42,057 --> 00:04:43,365 I'll get it! 91 00:04:43,365 --> 00:04:45,230 (audience laughing) 92 00:04:45,230 --> 00:04:46,063 ♪ Hello ♪ 93 00:04:46,063 --> 00:04:47,380 (doorbell ringing) 94 00:04:47,380 --> 00:04:50,882 ♪ Hello ♪ (doorbell ringing) 95 00:04:50,882 --> 00:04:51,715 Oh! 96 00:04:51,715 --> 00:04:54,382 (Judy laughing) 97 00:05:01,398 --> 00:05:02,506 - Mrs. Denmark? 98 00:05:02,506 --> 00:05:03,892 Mrs. Judy Denmark? 99 00:05:03,892 --> 00:05:05,316 - Why yes, I'm Judy. 100 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:06,645 I'm Judy Denmark. 101 00:05:06,645 --> 00:05:07,753 Judy Denmark. 102 00:05:07,753 --> 00:05:09,220 That's my name, Judy. 103 00:05:09,220 --> 00:05:10,518 Judy Denmark. 104 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:11,933 - Tina's mother? 105 00:05:11,933 --> 00:05:14,266 ♪ That's me ♪ 106 00:05:18,249 --> 00:05:19,181 - My card. 107 00:05:19,181 --> 00:05:21,833 - Mine are being printed. 108 00:05:21,833 --> 00:05:25,000 (audience applauding) 109 00:05:26,559 --> 00:05:28,857 Won't you come in, Miss St. Croix. 110 00:05:28,857 --> 00:05:31,360 - Oh please, call me Sylvia. 111 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,352 - Sylvia St. Croix, are you French? 112 00:05:33,352 --> 00:05:35,798 - St. Croix is a stage name. 113 00:05:35,798 --> 00:05:39,548 My real name is Sylvia St. Francis-of-Assisi. 114 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,307 My, what a lovely home. 115 00:05:43,307 --> 00:05:44,529 - Thank you, Sylvia. 116 00:05:44,529 --> 00:05:45,637 - Beautiful curtains. 117 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:46,805 - Thank you, Sylvia. 118 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,131 - That's a smart dress. 119 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:50,183 - Thank you, Sylvia. 120 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:53,568 - And mm-mm-mm, doesn't this look delicious. 121 00:05:53,568 --> 00:05:55,446 - It's toast, Sylvia. 122 00:05:55,446 --> 00:05:56,485 - Denmark. 123 00:05:56,485 --> 00:05:58,748 What sort of name is Denmark? 124 00:05:58,748 --> 00:06:00,446 - I'm not sure, Danish? 125 00:06:00,446 --> 00:06:03,014 - No, thanks, the toast is fine. 126 00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,312 Is your husband at home? 127 00:06:04,312 --> 00:06:05,312 - Frederick? 128 00:06:06,161 --> 00:06:07,356 I'm afraid not. 129 00:06:07,356 --> 00:06:08,189 - Working? 130 00:06:08,189 --> 00:06:09,022 - I hope so. 131 00:06:09,022 --> 00:06:11,848 - Pity, I do so like to speak to both parents. 132 00:06:11,848 --> 00:06:13,705 When will Mr. Denmark be returning? 133 00:06:13,705 --> 00:06:14,863 - I'm not sure. 134 00:06:14,863 --> 00:06:16,335 - What does Mr. Denmark do? 135 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,168 - I don't know. 136 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:21,426 - Well, whatever it is, you must be terribly proud of him. 137 00:06:21,426 --> 00:06:22,259 - Uh-huh! 138 00:06:22,259 --> 00:06:24,412 - You're a very lucky girl, Judy Denmark. 139 00:06:24,412 --> 00:06:26,245 - I know, I'm a Libra. 140 00:06:27,976 --> 00:06:30,881 - This lovely home, a successful husband, 141 00:06:30,881 --> 00:06:33,576 whatever he does, and, of course, 142 00:06:33,576 --> 00:06:37,745 the very reason I'm here, your daughter, Tina! 143 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:40,477 I caught her performance last Saturday at the 144 00:06:40,477 --> 00:06:43,877 Rolling Hills Twilight Home for the Elderly. 145 00:06:43,877 --> 00:06:45,389 Sensational! 146 00:06:45,389 --> 00:06:47,130 - We're very proud of our daughter. 147 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,084 - Oh, it was a triumph! 148 00:06:49,084 --> 00:06:50,906 - If you'd like, I could arrange for her to perform 149 00:06:50,906 --> 00:06:53,129 for all of you again next Saturday. 150 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:55,506 (audience laughing) 151 00:06:55,506 --> 00:06:58,009 - I don't live there, Mrs. Denmark. 152 00:06:58,009 --> 00:07:00,050 I was visiting an elderly friend. 153 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:01,186 - Oh, sorry. 154 00:07:01,186 --> 00:07:02,585 Would you like to meet her? 155 00:07:02,585 --> 00:07:03,914 - I'd love to. 156 00:07:03,914 --> 00:07:07,059 - She's out in the garage breaking in her new tap shoes! 157 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:10,092 (slow upbeat music) 158 00:07:10,092 --> 00:07:11,425 Tina, you're on! 159 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,334 - Hello mother! 160 00:07:13,334 --> 00:07:14,913 - Darling, we have company. 161 00:07:14,913 --> 00:07:17,025 - I love company! 162 00:07:17,025 --> 00:07:19,141 - Say hello to Miss St. Croix. 163 00:07:19,141 --> 00:07:22,270 (shoes tapping) (upbeat music) 164 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:23,330 - Hi! 165 00:07:23,330 --> 00:07:25,371 - Tina loves to perform. 166 00:07:25,371 --> 00:07:28,756 ♪ Some girls like to cook and sew ♪ 167 00:07:28,756 --> 00:07:32,023 ♪ When I cook, it's in a show ♪ 168 00:07:32,023 --> 00:07:35,568 ♪ I was born to entertain ♪ 169 00:07:35,568 --> 00:07:36,837 How ya doing! 170 00:07:36,837 --> 00:07:39,056 It's a rhetorical question. 171 00:07:39,056 --> 00:07:42,443 ♪ Some girls prefer to help mom clean ♪ 172 00:07:42,443 --> 00:07:45,872 ♪ I'd rather learn a dance routine ♪ 173 00:07:45,872 --> 00:07:49,364 ♪ I was born to entertain ♪ 174 00:07:49,364 --> 00:07:50,931 Where you from? 175 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:52,922 No, really, where ya from? 176 00:07:52,922 --> 00:07:53,922 I'm kidding! 177 00:07:54,847 --> 00:07:58,054 ♪ Instead of walkin', I go flappin' ♪ 178 00:07:58,054 --> 00:08:01,403 ♪ When I tap, I make it happen ♪ 179 00:08:01,403 --> 00:08:06,403 ♪ Mom says I have Broadway on the brain ♪ 180 00:08:07,603 --> 00:08:10,193 ♪ Don't get too comfy, in that seat ♪ 181 00:08:10,193 --> 00:08:14,234 ♪ When I strut my stuff, you'll be on your feet ♪ 182 00:08:14,234 --> 00:08:19,234 ♪ I was born to sing and dance ♪ 183 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:20,457 ♪ Break ♪ 184 00:08:20,457 --> 00:08:23,124 (shoes tapping) 185 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:39,190 (audience laughing) 186 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:48,023 ♪ Not every Show biz Cinderella has ♪ 187 00:08:48,023 --> 00:08:50,794 ♪ Got to come from Pocatella ♪ 188 00:08:50,794 --> 00:08:55,794 ♪ My star will rise like bubbles in champagne ♪ 189 00:08:57,149 --> 00:09:00,422 ♪ By now you've guessed my one ambition ♪ 190 00:09:00,422 --> 00:09:03,860 ♪ It's not to be no mathematician ♪ 191 00:09:03,860 --> 00:09:06,139 ♪ I was born to amuse ♪ 192 00:09:06,139 --> 00:09:09,818 ♪ From the tip of my nose, to the tap of my shoes ♪ 193 00:09:09,818 --> 00:09:10,836 ♪ So strike up the band ♪ 194 00:09:10,836 --> 00:09:15,092 ♪ And hand me my hat and my cane ♪ 195 00:09:15,092 --> 00:09:16,277 ♪ 'Cause ♪ 196 00:09:16,277 --> 00:09:19,777 ♪ I was born to entertain ♪ 197 00:09:24,468 --> 00:09:25,759 Yeah! 198 00:09:25,759 --> 00:09:28,926 (everyone applauding) 199 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:31,423 - Brava dear! 200 00:09:31,423 --> 00:09:33,919 That was brilliant, brava! 201 00:09:33,919 --> 00:09:35,255 - Thank you, Madam St. Croix. 202 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:37,902 - Oh please, call me Sylvia. 203 00:09:37,902 --> 00:09:39,067 - All right, Sylvia. 204 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:39,900 Judy? 205 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,853 - Very good, Tina, and, please, call me Mommy. 206 00:09:42,853 --> 00:09:44,315 (audience laughing) 207 00:09:44,315 --> 00:09:48,234 - Tina, how would you like to be a star? 208 00:09:48,234 --> 00:09:49,273 (slow paced music) 209 00:09:49,273 --> 00:09:51,409 - Why, it's all I've ever wanted! 210 00:09:51,409 --> 00:09:54,219 More than anything in the whole wide world! 211 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,850 - Well, that's why I'm here! 212 00:09:56,850 --> 00:09:59,650 I work with specially gifted children. 213 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:03,850 I plan careers as well as develop talent. 214 00:10:03,850 --> 00:10:06,119 I think little Tina here could be big. 215 00:10:06,119 --> 00:10:07,497 Big big! 216 00:10:07,497 --> 00:10:11,299 Say, you are planning a professional career 217 00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:13,128 for your daughter, are you not? 218 00:10:13,128 --> 00:10:14,976 - Oh, we want her to finish school first. 219 00:10:14,976 --> 00:10:16,431 - Of course. 220 00:10:16,431 --> 00:10:17,805 What time does she get out? 221 00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:18,769 Three? (audience laughing) 222 00:10:18,769 --> 00:10:20,610 - I wasn't talking about today. 223 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:21,443 - Oh. 224 00:10:21,443 --> 00:10:23,585 - We want our daughter to have a normal childhood. 225 00:10:23,585 --> 00:10:25,740 - I've had a normal childhood. 226 00:10:25,740 --> 00:10:27,838 It's time to move on! 227 00:10:27,838 --> 00:10:28,916 - What do you say? 228 00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:30,929 - Please Mama, I wanna be good. 229 00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:32,332 - You are good baby. 230 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,757 - I want to be gooder! 231 00:10:33,757 --> 00:10:35,615 - I really think she should stay in school. 232 00:10:35,615 --> 00:10:36,448 (audience laughing) 233 00:10:36,448 --> 00:10:38,466 Besides, I'd like to discuss it with my husband. 234 00:10:38,466 --> 00:10:39,407 - Oh, poop! 235 00:10:39,407 --> 00:10:40,746 Daddy's never home! 236 00:10:40,746 --> 00:10:44,372 - Oh Tina, you just saw Daddy six weeks ago. 237 00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:45,374 - That was Daddy? 238 00:10:45,374 --> 00:10:47,146 - I think so. 239 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,609 - Your daughter's good, Mrs. Denmark, 240 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:52,358 and with my help she could be great. 241 00:10:52,358 --> 00:10:53,540 - Oh, I still think it's important 242 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,072 she get a good education. 243 00:10:55,072 --> 00:10:57,226 We want her to have something to fall back on. 244 00:10:57,226 --> 00:10:59,125 - And that's precisely what she'll do 245 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,050 the moment the going gets tough. 246 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,292 I firmly believe, Mrs. Denmark, 247 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:05,379 if you have nothing to fall back on, 248 00:11:05,379 --> 00:11:07,594 you simply don't fall back. 249 00:11:07,594 --> 00:11:08,576 - Makes sense. 250 00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:11,223 - But childhood is a time for playing with dolls 251 00:11:11,223 --> 00:11:12,672 and riding a bike. 252 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,865 ♪ Any tyke can ride a bike ♪ 253 00:11:15,865 --> 00:11:19,199 ♪ Any brat can swing a bat ♪ 254 00:11:19,199 --> 00:11:24,199 ♪ Every Mother's child plays with blocks ♪ 255 00:11:24,571 --> 00:11:26,488 ♪ They run, and skip, and jump ♪ 256 00:11:26,488 --> 00:11:29,912 ♪ And climb on rocks ♪ 257 00:11:29,912 --> 00:11:31,165 ♪ That may be true ♪ 258 00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:34,640 ♪ For every Dick and Jane ♪ 259 00:11:34,640 --> 00:11:35,911 ♪ Ah ♪ 260 00:11:35,911 --> 00:11:38,644 ♪ But some of us were born ♪ 261 00:11:38,644 --> 00:11:41,227 ♪ To entertain ♪ 262 00:11:45,023 --> 00:11:48,797 This time I'm doing it for you, baby! 263 00:11:48,797 --> 00:11:51,651 ♪ You can have it all ♪ 264 00:11:51,651 --> 00:11:55,067 ♪ You've got talent ♪ 265 00:11:55,067 --> 00:11:57,703 ♪ Life can be a ball ♪ 266 00:11:57,703 --> 00:12:00,467 ♪ When you've got talent ♪ 267 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:04,711 ♪ When it's obvious ♪ 268 00:12:04,711 --> 00:12:06,089 ♪ Your child's not ♪ 269 00:12:06,089 --> 00:12:09,102 ♪ An average ordinary tot ♪ 270 00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:14,102 ♪ Shower her with love and validation ♪ 271 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:17,898 ♪ Judy, recognize her specialties ♪ 272 00:12:17,898 --> 00:12:20,604 ♪ Celebrate the fact that she's ♪ 273 00:12:20,604 --> 00:12:23,245 ♪ Destined for a life ♪ 274 00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:26,412 ♪ A life of adoration ♪ 275 00:12:28,175 --> 00:12:29,741 Come here. 276 00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:31,009 Do you like ice cream? 277 00:12:31,009 --> 00:12:32,869 - You bet I do! 278 00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:35,863 ♪ Well it's all banana splits ♪ 279 00:12:35,863 --> 00:12:38,870 ♪ When you've got talent ♪ (audience laughing) 280 00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:41,592 ♪ You don't have to show your tits ♪ 281 00:12:41,592 --> 00:12:44,503 ♪ When you've got talent ♪ 282 00:12:44,503 --> 00:12:48,159 ♪ You're no silly plastic ingenue ♪ 283 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:51,322 ♪ Doing cheesy ads for cheap shampoo ♪ 284 00:12:51,322 --> 00:12:55,665 ♪ Really, you're too good for television ♪ 285 00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:56,498 - Really? 286 00:12:56,498 --> 00:12:59,809 ♪ I'm talking straight legit, I mean ♪ 287 00:12:59,809 --> 00:13:02,554 ♪ The Broadway stage, the silver screen ♪ 288 00:13:02,554 --> 00:13:05,506 ♪ But first we need your Mother ♪ 289 00:13:05,506 --> 00:13:10,089 ♪ To make the right decision ♪ 290 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,542 - Please Mama, please, say yes. 291 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,524 - She's not getting any younger. 292 00:13:14,524 --> 00:13:16,627 - I suppose some coaching can't hurt, 293 00:13:16,627 --> 00:13:18,096 but only after school. 294 00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:20,170 - Oh, we start this afternoon! 295 00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:22,075 - Oh, I'm afraid she can't this afternoon. 296 00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:24,124 - Today's the auditions for the school show. 297 00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:26,041 - You must be so proud. 298 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,142 I wish I had a little girl. 299 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,284 - Don't you have any children, Sylvia? 300 00:13:31,284 --> 00:13:32,852 (slow paced music) 301 00:13:32,852 --> 00:13:35,068 - I prefer not to discuss it, Mrs. Denmark. 302 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:35,901 - I see. 303 00:13:35,901 --> 00:13:38,853 - Let's just say she didn't have any talent. 304 00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:39,686 (Tina gasps) 305 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,779 - I'm so sorry. 306 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,612 - Oh. 307 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,277 Not what I call talent! 308 00:13:43,277 --> 00:13:45,561 Oh, she used to jump around the living room. 309 00:13:45,561 --> 00:13:47,877 "Look, Mama, I'm dancing!" 310 00:13:47,877 --> 00:13:50,075 But she was merely jumping. 311 00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:54,846 (audience laughing) ♪ It cannot be denied ♪ 312 00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:58,561 ♪ You've got talent ♪ 313 00:13:58,561 --> 00:14:00,797 ♪ And I'll be by your side ♪ 314 00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:04,023 ♪ To guide that talent ♪ 315 00:14:04,023 --> 00:14:05,910 ♪ So kick up your heels ♪ 316 00:14:05,910 --> 00:14:07,197 ♪ And tap your toes ♪ 317 00:14:07,197 --> 00:14:10,211 ♪ I'm your Auntie Mame, your Mama Rose ♪ 318 00:14:10,211 --> 00:14:12,786 ♪ And nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 319 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,980 ♪ Till we're through ♪ 320 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:20,980 ♪ Honey, Sylvia will make your dreams come true ♪ 321 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,876 ♪ You've got ♪ 322 00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:26,484 ♪ Talent ♪ 323 00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:29,318 ♪ So much talent ♪ 324 00:14:29,318 --> 00:14:31,887 ♪ Baby, you'll have it all ♪ 325 00:14:31,887 --> 00:14:34,401 ♪ Wait and see ♪ 326 00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:38,044 ♪ For along with all that talent ♪ 327 00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,768 ♪ You've got ♪ 328 00:14:40,768 --> 00:14:42,108 Your mother. 329 00:14:42,108 --> 00:14:43,623 - Thank you! 330 00:14:43,623 --> 00:14:45,706 ♪ And me ♪ 331 00:14:51,227 --> 00:14:53,422 (audience applauding) 332 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:56,005 (upbeat music) 333 00:14:59,468 --> 00:15:02,674 - Good afternoon, children, I'm Miss Thorne, 334 00:15:02,674 --> 00:15:05,270 and, after directing last year's riveting production 335 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:08,255 of "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf," 336 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,975 I'm delighted to say that this year the Turner School 337 00:15:10,975 --> 00:15:14,966 is presenting "Pippi in Tahiti, The Musical," 338 00:15:14,966 --> 00:15:18,837 written and directed by me, Myrna Thorne! 339 00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:20,548 Now, before we start the auditions, 340 00:15:20,548 --> 00:15:23,101 don't forget to write down any special skills you may have, 341 00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:25,105 any musical instruments you might play, 342 00:15:25,105 --> 00:15:27,245 and most importantly, whether or not 343 00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:28,932 your mother can bring cupcakes 344 00:15:28,932 --> 00:15:31,678 and a bottle of bourbon to opening night. 345 00:15:31,678 --> 00:15:33,873 Now, let's get on shall we? 346 00:15:33,873 --> 00:15:36,908 Please welcome a multi-talented third-grader, 347 00:15:36,908 --> 00:15:38,408 Miss Tina Denmark. 348 00:15:39,384 --> 00:15:42,051 (chiming music) 349 00:15:43,617 --> 00:15:47,632 ♪ To dance my dances ♪ 350 00:15:47,632 --> 00:15:50,775 ♪ To sing my song ♪ 351 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,932 ♪ It's all I've wanted ♪ 352 00:15:52,932 --> 00:15:57,446 ♪ All I've dreamed my whole life long ♪ 353 00:15:57,446 --> 00:16:00,219 ♪ Though I'm only eight years old ♪ 354 00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:03,374 ♪ Just a baby, so I'm told ♪ 355 00:16:03,374 --> 00:16:04,662 ♪ I can't help it ♪ 356 00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:08,715 ♪ I already know my heart ♪ 357 00:16:08,715 --> 00:16:11,840 ♪ And I'll do anything ♪ 358 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,618 ♪ Anything ♪ 359 00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:15,953 ♪ To play this part ♪ 360 00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:18,741 - Okay Bobby, play her the ballet combination! 361 00:16:18,741 --> 00:16:20,307 - I already learned it in the hall! 362 00:16:20,307 --> 00:16:21,305 - Oh. 363 00:16:21,305 --> 00:16:24,284 (fast paced piano solo) 364 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,117 Jazz. 365 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,249 (jazz piano music) 366 00:16:27,249 --> 00:16:28,332 Interpretive. 367 00:16:29,515 --> 00:16:30,726 Thank you, Tina. 368 00:16:30,726 --> 00:16:33,937 Now, I'm happy to say the cast will enjoy 369 00:16:33,937 --> 00:16:37,010 a trip to New York City to see a Broadway show 370 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:42,010 and dine at the world famous Olive Garden Times Square! 371 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,145 Now, please welcome Miss Rachael Hobbs. 372 00:16:45,145 --> 00:16:48,180 ♪ If I sound desperate ♪ 373 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:52,253 ♪ Well it's because ♪ 374 00:16:52,253 --> 00:16:53,086 ♪ All I want ♪ 375 00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:54,918 ♪ No, all I need ♪ 376 00:16:54,918 --> 00:16:58,423 ♪ Is your applause ♪ 377 00:16:58,423 --> 00:17:01,517 ♪ So I pray to Him on high ♪ 378 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:05,171 ♪ The casting agent in the sky ♪ 379 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:06,288 ♪ Cast me ♪ 380 00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:10,373 ♪ And I'll stay true to my art ♪ 381 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:14,457 ♪ And I'll do anything you please ♪ 382 00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:17,521 ♪ Pound erasers on my knees ♪ 383 00:17:17,521 --> 00:17:20,207 ♪ I'll do anything ♪ 384 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:23,207 ♪ To play this part ♪ 385 00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:28,283 - I want to thank all of our talented students, 386 00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:30,781 and some of our not-so-talented ones. 387 00:17:30,781 --> 00:17:31,614 Really Rachael Hobbs, 388 00:17:31,614 --> 00:17:32,956 what the hell do you think you were doing? 389 00:17:32,956 --> 00:17:33,864 (audience laughing) 390 00:17:33,864 --> 00:17:36,597 I also wanna thank Mike Lerman and Lerman's Hardware 391 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,643 for donating all the paint and wood to make our sets. 392 00:17:39,643 --> 00:17:41,230 Thank you, Mike Lerman! 393 00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:44,481 Also, Betty Lerman and all the gals at Betty's Needle Nook 394 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,957 for making our costumes, thanks Betty. 395 00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:48,387 And now, boys and girls, 396 00:17:48,387 --> 00:17:50,467 the starring role of Pippi Longstocking 397 00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,550 will be played by Miss Louise Lerman! 398 00:17:54,746 --> 00:17:56,964 (piano solo) 399 00:17:56,964 --> 00:17:58,969 - Are you fucking kidding me? 400 00:17:58,969 --> 00:18:01,087 (school bell) (audience laughing) 401 00:18:01,087 --> 00:18:03,670 (upbeat music) 402 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:08,295 - You had your heart set on playing Pippi, didn't you? 403 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,562 - It's the title role! 404 00:18:09,562 --> 00:18:10,439 - Oh Tina. 405 00:18:10,439 --> 00:18:11,884 - It's the best part in the show. 406 00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:12,717 - Sweetheart-- 407 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,439 - I don't understand! 408 00:18:14,439 --> 00:18:17,145 That Lerman girl was too Jewish-looking to play Pippi! 409 00:18:17,145 --> 00:18:18,202 - Tina! 410 00:18:18,202 --> 00:18:19,411 - She has no fire! 411 00:18:19,411 --> 00:18:20,419 No music! 412 00:18:20,419 --> 00:18:22,836 - Oh, so what if Louise Lerman is playing Pippi, 413 00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,863 you get to play Puddles! 414 00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:25,696 - Puddles! 415 00:18:25,696 --> 00:18:28,005 - I don't wanna play a dog! 416 00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:29,483 - Puddles doesn't sing! 417 00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:31,341 Puddles doesn't even talk! 418 00:18:31,341 --> 00:18:34,106 Puddles is a stupid mime part. 419 00:18:34,106 --> 00:18:35,565 - I hate mime. 420 00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,211 - Everyone does. 421 00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:38,498 - I mean, just look at me. 422 00:18:38,498 --> 00:18:41,903 I was born to play Pippi Longstocking! 423 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,871 And Louise Lerman can't act! 424 00:18:43,871 --> 00:18:44,704 - Oh! 425 00:18:44,704 --> 00:18:46,595 Now you listen to me, young lady, 426 00:18:46,595 --> 00:18:48,603 do you want to stay in show business? 427 00:18:48,603 --> 00:18:49,850 - You're right, Mother. 428 00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,486 I only wanted that silly old part so you 429 00:18:52,486 --> 00:18:54,682 and daddy would be proud of me. 430 00:18:54,682 --> 00:18:58,134 - But we are proud of you, baby. 431 00:18:58,134 --> 00:18:59,950 Of course, if you had gotten the part, 432 00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:03,093 we would have been real, real proud, but nevertheless. 433 00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:04,740 - Oh, mother, what would you give me 434 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,118 for a bucket of kisses? 435 00:19:06,118 --> 00:19:08,157 - Why, I'd give you a tub of hugs. 436 00:19:08,157 --> 00:19:09,132 (doorbell rings) 437 00:19:09,132 --> 00:19:10,372 - I'll get it. 438 00:19:10,372 --> 00:19:12,509 (upbeat music) 439 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:13,342 - Oh! 440 00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:14,725 Good afternoon, Tina. 441 00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:16,162 - Why, good afternoon, Miss Thorn. 442 00:19:16,162 --> 00:19:18,068 - You're looking very pretty today! 443 00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,156 - Why, thank you, Miss Thorn! 444 00:19:19,156 --> 00:19:21,324 - Now that was an excellent curtsy! 445 00:19:21,324 --> 00:19:22,422 - Why, thank you, Miss Thorn. 446 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:23,679 - Oh, she is so polite. 447 00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:25,008 - Why, thank you, Miss Thorn. 448 00:19:25,008 --> 00:19:27,025 - I see where she gets it from. 449 00:19:27,025 --> 00:19:28,181 - Why, thank you, Miss Thorn. 450 00:19:28,181 --> 00:19:29,297 (Thorne laughing) 451 00:19:29,297 --> 00:19:30,926 - Haven't changed your mind, have you? 452 00:19:30,926 --> 00:19:31,759 - I'm afraid not. 453 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,105 - Come on, Sylvia! 454 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:33,938 - Won't you sit down? 455 00:19:33,938 --> 00:19:34,771 - No thank you. 456 00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:36,129 Drink! 457 00:19:36,129 --> 00:19:38,933 - Excuse me, Miss Thorn, 458 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:42,158 who do I speak to about comps? 459 00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:43,515 - I beg your pardon? 460 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,366 - Free tickets? 461 00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:45,783 - I'm afraid the Turner school 462 00:19:45,783 --> 00:19:48,586 never gives away free tickets. 463 00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:49,419 - I see. 464 00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:51,653 - All the money of course will go to the school fund. 465 00:19:51,653 --> 00:19:54,567 - I bet the Lerman kid gets comps. 466 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,686 (door slams) 467 00:19:55,686 --> 00:19:56,519 - Miss Thorn-- 468 00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,410 - I know what you're thinking, Mrs. Denmark, 469 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,299 and I am not a lesbian. 470 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:03,299 (audience laughing) 471 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,674 - But you were an actress once, 472 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,073 before you started teaching? 473 00:20:09,073 --> 00:20:11,041 - Oh yes my dear, but that was ages ago. 474 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:11,874 - Tell me. 475 00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:14,824 Was there ever a part you wanted but you didn't get? 476 00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:16,171 - Once or twice, what's your point? 477 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:19,157 - Tina is awfully upset about not playing Pippi. 478 00:20:19,157 --> 00:20:20,114 - I must admit, Mrs. Denmark, 479 00:20:20,114 --> 00:20:21,982 in all my years as an actress, 480 00:20:21,982 --> 00:20:24,537 and I've lived on both coasts. 481 00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:26,646 I've never known anyone to want a part so desperately. 482 00:20:26,646 --> 00:20:28,738 It's almost as if starring in the show 483 00:20:28,738 --> 00:20:30,443 means too much to Tina. 484 00:20:30,443 --> 00:20:32,031 - That's what worries me. 485 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,471 ♪ There's no need to worry ♪ 486 00:20:34,471 --> 00:20:35,567 ♪ Unknit your brow ♪ 487 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,719 ♪ For though Tina's taking it hard right now ♪ 488 00:20:38,719 --> 00:20:41,596 ♪ Experience tells me, I'm happy to say ♪ 489 00:20:41,596 --> 00:20:45,369 ♪ She'll get over her disappointment ♪ 490 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:46,671 ♪ Someday ♪ 491 00:20:46,671 --> 00:20:48,964 She'll learn that being a star isn't everything. 492 00:20:48,964 --> 00:20:51,240 There's so many wonderful careers one can choose from 493 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:55,352 equally as exciting and far more rewarding. 494 00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:56,532 Look at me. 495 00:20:56,532 --> 00:20:59,965 ♪ Teaching third grade ♪ 496 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:03,739 ♪ Shaping the minds of a new generation ♪ 497 00:21:03,739 --> 00:21:06,036 ♪ No longer afraid ♪ 498 00:21:06,036 --> 00:21:08,172 ♪ To get on with my life ♪ 499 00:21:08,172 --> 00:21:10,499 ♪ And off medication ♪ 500 00:21:10,499 --> 00:21:13,003 ♪ Sure, I went to New York ♪ (audience laughing) 501 00:21:13,003 --> 00:21:15,578 ♪ To be an overnight sensation ♪ 502 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,028 ♪ More than a face ♪ 503 00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,224 ♪ I was the thrilling combination ♪ 504 00:21:19,224 --> 00:21:21,673 ♪ Of talent and grace ♪ 505 00:21:21,673 --> 00:21:23,478 ♪ I wish I'd had mace ♪ 506 00:21:23,478 --> 00:21:24,345 ♪ My bag got nabbed ♪ 507 00:21:24,345 --> 00:21:28,153 ♪ My ass got grabbed behind Penn Station ♪ 508 00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:29,934 ♪ Now I'm back, Lord ♪ 509 00:21:29,934 --> 00:21:31,384 ♪ At the blackboard ♪ 510 00:21:31,384 --> 00:21:34,916 ♪ Teaching third grade ♪ 511 00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:36,453 - Don't you think it's a good idea 512 00:21:36,453 --> 00:21:38,092 for someone in show business to have 513 00:21:38,092 --> 00:21:40,347 something to fall back on? 514 00:21:40,347 --> 00:21:42,343 ♪ Something to fall back on ♪ 515 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,971 ♪ My guiding rule of thumb ♪ 516 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:49,971 ♪ That's how I became what I've become ♪ 517 00:21:50,371 --> 00:21:53,026 ♪ At night I get cozy ♪ 518 00:21:53,026 --> 00:21:55,994 ♪ Pour wine, light the tapers ♪ 519 00:21:55,994 --> 00:21:59,655 ♪ I sit there, alone there ♪ 520 00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:01,450 ♪ I love grading papers ♪ 521 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,399 ♪ The pay is terrific, yeah ♪ 522 00:22:03,399 --> 00:22:06,275 ♪ My summers are free ♪ 523 00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:09,098 ♪ So who needs the limelight ♪ 524 00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:11,336 ♪ When you can be me ♪ 525 00:22:11,336 --> 00:22:13,131 ♪ Yes, I had ♪ 526 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,011 ♪ Something to fall back on ♪ 527 00:22:15,011 --> 00:22:17,545 ♪ So safe and so secure ♪ 528 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:19,512 ♪ But very few surprises ♪ 529 00:22:19,512 --> 00:22:22,724 ♪ In store ♪ 530 00:22:22,724 --> 00:22:24,447 ♪ I watch too much TV ♪ 531 00:22:24,447 --> 00:22:27,483 ♪ I never get laid ♪ 532 00:22:27,483 --> 00:22:28,998 ♪ God I'm so bored ♪ 533 00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:31,617 ♪ I hate teaching third grade ♪ 534 00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,351 - I wonder what's keeping Tina? 535 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:34,619 ♪ Sick of Jane, and sick of Dicky ♪ 536 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,269 ♪ Never quiet, always sticky ♪ - Oh! 537 00:22:36,269 --> 00:22:37,905 Would you look at the time? 538 00:22:37,905 --> 00:22:39,052 ♪ Running noses, noses bleeding ♪ 539 00:22:39,052 --> 00:22:40,600 ♪ Little runts, so bloody needy ♪ 540 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:41,856 - Can I get you anything? 541 00:22:41,856 --> 00:22:42,689 - Yeah. 542 00:22:42,689 --> 00:22:44,160 ♪ How 'bout a drink ♪ 543 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,368 ♪ Got any weed ♪ 544 00:22:45,368 --> 00:22:46,766 ♪ I can't take it ♪ 545 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:50,401 ♪ God I need ♪ 546 00:22:50,401 --> 00:22:54,244 ♪ Something to fall back on ♪ 547 00:22:54,244 --> 00:22:56,081 ♪ From ♪ 548 00:22:56,081 --> 00:22:59,414 ♪ Wonderful and back on ♪ 549 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:02,755 - About Tina. 550 00:23:04,195 --> 00:23:07,613 ♪ As far as the lead in the show my dear ♪ 551 00:23:07,613 --> 00:23:08,962 ♪ She'll have to get over ♪ 552 00:23:08,962 --> 00:23:10,768 ♪ Not starring this year ♪ 553 00:23:10,768 --> 00:23:15,173 ♪ For into each life rain falls, I'm afraid ♪ 554 00:23:15,173 --> 00:23:18,016 ♪ Life's a bitch ♪ 555 00:23:18,016 --> 00:23:21,933 ♪ And it starts in third grade ♪ 556 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,711 Oh yeah. 557 00:23:25,711 --> 00:23:28,878 (audience applauding) 558 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:34,356 Let me sum it up for you in two words. 559 00:23:34,356 --> 00:23:36,552 That's show business. 560 00:23:36,552 --> 00:23:37,761 - That's three words. 561 00:23:37,761 --> 00:23:40,306 - My dear Miss Thorn, 562 00:23:40,306 --> 00:23:42,094 might you consider letting Tina 563 00:23:42,094 --> 00:23:44,618 be the Lerman girl's understudy? 564 00:23:44,618 --> 00:23:46,366 - What's an understudy? 565 00:23:46,366 --> 00:23:49,000 - An understudy is someone who plays the part 566 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,882 if the star can't go on. 567 00:23:50,882 --> 00:23:52,430 - We are only giving one performance. 568 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,995 I think having an understudy is unnecessary, 569 00:23:54,995 --> 00:23:57,495 but if it will make you happy, 570 00:23:59,036 --> 00:24:02,542 then yes, Tina can be Louise Lerman's understudy. 571 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:03,375 - Wait a minute! 572 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,427 You want me to learn all of Pippi's songs, 573 00:24:06,427 --> 00:24:09,229 all of Pippi's dances, and all of Pippi's lines, 574 00:24:09,229 --> 00:24:11,407 and there's a chance I won't even get to play Pippi? 575 00:24:11,407 --> 00:24:12,240 (Thorne laughs) 576 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,073 - That's right! 577 00:24:13,073 --> 00:24:14,200 - Unless, of course, 578 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,765 something were to happen to Louise Lerman. 579 00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:21,098 (tense whimsical music) 580 00:24:23,823 --> 00:24:25,704 - I'll do it! 581 00:24:25,704 --> 00:24:28,204 (perky music) 582 00:24:34,906 --> 00:24:36,934 - A five, six, seven, eight! 583 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:38,719 A turn, turn, 584 00:24:38,719 --> 00:24:41,538 (speaking foreign language) go! 585 00:24:41,538 --> 00:24:44,205 (clock winding) 586 00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:46,286 Pay attention. 587 00:24:47,506 --> 00:24:49,401 A one, two, three go! 588 00:24:49,401 --> 00:24:51,984 (girl tapping) 589 00:24:54,183 --> 00:24:56,169 You see, Tina please, come on. 590 00:24:56,169 --> 00:24:57,002 Perfect. 591 00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:01,960 Thank you girls, rehearsal over. 592 00:25:03,689 --> 00:25:06,213 - That was a delicious lunch, dear. 593 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,050 Thanks for inviting me. 594 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,785 - Well, you've been here since breakfast. 595 00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:14,431 - Oh, Judy, you must be so proud of Tina. 596 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,936 I wish I had a daughter. 597 00:25:15,936 --> 00:25:17,046 - I thought you said you do have-- 598 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:18,597 - A talented one! 599 00:25:18,597 --> 00:25:20,059 (audience laughing) 600 00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:21,677 - Would you like to talk about it? 601 00:25:21,677 --> 00:25:24,392 - Well, what is there to say? (slow paced music) 602 00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:26,157 But you would think one's own flesh and blood 603 00:25:26,157 --> 00:25:28,354 would have inherited at least a fraction 604 00:25:28,354 --> 00:25:30,334 of her own mother's talent. 605 00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:33,238 - Oh, but who's to say where talent comes from? 606 00:25:33,238 --> 00:25:34,467 Look at Tina. 607 00:25:34,467 --> 00:25:36,226 After all... 608 00:25:36,226 --> 00:25:40,643 ♪ I ♪ (chimes chiming) 609 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:49,123 ♪ Can't sing a note ♪ 610 00:25:49,123 --> 00:25:54,123 ♪ No talent whatsoever ♪ 611 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:57,838 ♪ I can't tell a joke ♪ 612 00:25:57,838 --> 00:25:58,671 - No? 613 00:25:58,671 --> 00:25:59,504 - No. 614 00:25:59,504 --> 00:26:03,254 ♪ I'm simply not that clever ♪ 615 00:26:04,236 --> 00:26:05,675 (Judy chuckles) 616 00:26:05,675 --> 00:26:07,820 ♪ Make no mistake ♪ 617 00:26:07,820 --> 00:26:10,481 ♪ With pride, I'm overcome ♪ 618 00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,153 ♪ But I haven't a clue ♪ 619 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,990 ♪ As to who ♪ (glass shattering) 620 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:16,777 ♪ Tina gets it from ♪ 621 00:26:16,777 --> 00:26:19,822 - Oh surely, there must be something you can do. 622 00:26:19,822 --> 00:26:22,377 - Well, let me think. 623 00:26:22,377 --> 00:26:25,294 ♪ I can make a bed ♪ 624 00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:27,232 - You see? 625 00:26:27,232 --> 00:26:28,077 I told you. 626 00:26:28,077 --> 00:26:31,940 ♪ And do a thousand things with chicken ♪ 627 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,631 - My, you're brimming with talent. 628 00:26:33,631 --> 00:26:38,073 ♪ My smoked salmon spread ♪ 629 00:26:38,073 --> 00:26:40,397 ♪ Fred said is ♪ 630 00:26:40,397 --> 00:26:42,701 ♪ Finger licking ♪ 631 00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:43,534 - Fred? 632 00:26:43,534 --> 00:26:44,367 - My husband. 633 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:46,487 ♪ But on a stage ♪ 634 00:26:46,487 --> 00:26:49,098 ♪ I simply would go numb ♪ 635 00:26:49,098 --> 00:26:50,797 ♪ So I'm up in the air ♪ 636 00:26:50,797 --> 00:26:52,794 ♪ As to where ♪ 637 00:26:52,794 --> 00:26:56,408 ♪ My daughter gets it from ♪ ♪ She needs someone like me ♪ 638 00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:57,564 ♪ Dear ♪ 639 00:26:57,564 --> 00:27:00,083 ♪ I've been around the block ♪ 640 00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:02,907 ♪ And together we'll make millions ♪ 641 00:27:02,907 --> 00:27:06,031 ♪ So who cares where Tina gets it from ♪ 642 00:27:06,031 --> 00:27:07,443 ♪ Now here's the way I see it ♪ 643 00:27:07,443 --> 00:27:08,807 ♪ First we'll get an agent ♪ 644 00:27:08,807 --> 00:27:10,184 ♪ One in New York ♪ 645 00:27:10,184 --> 00:27:11,833 ♪ One on the coast ♪ 646 00:27:11,833 --> 00:27:14,819 ♪ Hey, watch me cook a chicken ♪ ♪ She's made for commercials ♪ 647 00:27:14,819 --> 00:27:16,432 ♪ But only a couple ♪ 648 00:27:16,432 --> 00:27:17,720 ♪ Overexposure is ♪ 649 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,999 ♪ All too common ♪ ♪ My ♪ 650 00:27:19,999 --> 00:27:22,073 ♪ In this highly competitive ♪ ♪ Salmon spread ♪ 651 00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:22,994 ♪ World where a professional ♪ 652 00:27:22,994 --> 00:27:24,659 ♪ Kid can make more ♪ ♪ Fred said is ♪ 653 00:27:24,659 --> 00:27:26,876 ♪ Money than her parents ♪ ♪ Finger licking ♪ 654 00:27:26,876 --> 00:27:30,762 ♪ She needs someone like me ♪ ♪ But on a stage ♪ 655 00:27:30,762 --> 00:27:32,715 ♪ Dear, I've been around ♪ ♪ I simply would ♪ 656 00:27:32,715 --> 00:27:34,165 ♪ The block ♪ ♪ Go numb ♪ 657 00:27:34,165 --> 00:27:36,267 ♪ So together we'll make ♪ ♪ So I'm up in the air ♪ 658 00:27:36,267 --> 00:27:37,675 ♪ Millions so ♪ ♪ As to where ♪ 659 00:27:37,675 --> 00:27:39,160 ♪ Who cares where Tine ♪ ♪ My Tina ♪ 660 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,265 ♪ Gets it from ♪ 661 00:27:41,265 --> 00:27:44,062 ♪ No matter where she got it ♪ 662 00:27:44,062 --> 00:27:45,491 ♪ Oh who cares ♪ 663 00:27:45,491 --> 00:27:48,343 ♪ She's got an awful lot ♪ 664 00:27:48,343 --> 00:27:51,429 ♪ It doesn't ♪ 665 00:27:51,429 --> 00:27:52,997 ♪ Matter ♪ 666 00:27:52,997 --> 00:27:55,497 ♪ Not a crumb ♪ 667 00:27:56,830 --> 00:27:57,772 - Take me home! 668 00:27:57,772 --> 00:27:59,575 - Where do you live? 669 00:27:59,575 --> 00:28:01,523 ♪ Where Tina ♪ 670 00:28:01,523 --> 00:28:04,106 ♪ Gets it from ♪ 671 00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:13,066 (audience applauding) 672 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:19,769 - Obviously Tina does not get her talent from me. 673 00:28:19,769 --> 00:28:21,427 - What about Frederick? 674 00:28:21,427 --> 00:28:22,260 - Who? 675 00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:23,102 Oh, my husband! 676 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:25,119 Oh, he doesn't sing or dance at all. 677 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,076 - You know, I've heard it said 678 00:28:27,076 --> 00:28:29,633 that talent often skips a generation. 679 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:33,125 - Oh, that may be true, I was an adopted child. 680 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:36,260 - Were you ever curious about your natural parents? 681 00:28:36,260 --> 00:28:37,137 - Oh not at all. 682 00:28:37,137 --> 00:28:39,163 Two wonderful people raised me. 683 00:28:39,163 --> 00:28:40,928 - Are they at all gifted? 684 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:42,129 - Well Dad was a salesman. 685 00:28:42,129 --> 00:28:43,417 And mother? 686 00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:46,688 Well, my mother hates anything to do with theater. 687 00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:47,943 She's a theater critic. 688 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,570 (dramatic chiming) 689 00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:50,858 - Lita Encore. 690 00:28:50,858 --> 00:28:51,879 - You've heard of her? 691 00:28:51,879 --> 00:28:53,713 - Why, she's legendary! 692 00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:56,347 Why, your mother's closed 100's of shows, thousands! 693 00:28:56,347 --> 00:28:58,375 - Well she's coming to see Tina's show tonight. 694 00:28:58,375 --> 00:28:59,963 (dramatic chiming) 695 00:28:59,963 --> 00:29:01,472 - How exciting. 696 00:29:01,472 --> 00:29:04,215 I must ask her to autograph a copy of her book, 697 00:29:04,215 --> 00:29:08,550 "Ruthless: The Life and Times of Ruth Del Marco." 698 00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:10,076 (dramatic chiming) 699 00:29:10,076 --> 00:29:11,074 - That name. 700 00:29:11,074 --> 00:29:12,282 - Ruth Del Marco? 701 00:29:12,282 --> 00:29:13,961 (dramatic chiming) 702 00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,045 What's the matter, dear? 703 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:17,962 - Del Marco. 704 00:29:17,962 --> 00:29:20,918 - Ruth Del Marco was a great entertainer in her day. 705 00:29:20,918 --> 00:29:23,984 Why, her recording of "I'll Be An Unkie's Muncle" 706 00:29:23,984 --> 00:29:26,290 was a tremendous hit. 707 00:29:26,290 --> 00:29:27,716 Your mother wrote a book about her. 708 00:29:27,716 --> 00:29:29,932 - Well what's become of this, this-- 709 00:29:29,932 --> 00:29:31,499 - Ruth Del Marco? 710 00:29:31,499 --> 00:29:33,486 (dramatic chiming) 711 00:29:33,486 --> 00:29:34,403 She's dead. 712 00:29:36,159 --> 00:29:39,716 After a scathing review closed her show, 713 00:29:39,716 --> 00:29:41,404 she couldn't go on. 714 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:43,669 So she took her own life. 715 00:29:43,669 --> 00:29:48,020 - Well, I feel sorry for her and everyone like her, 716 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,929 because show people are doomed. 717 00:29:50,929 --> 00:29:53,071 Doomed to a lifestyle of booze, 718 00:29:53,071 --> 00:29:56,597 pills, and heavy meals late at night. 719 00:29:56,597 --> 00:29:59,072 - But that's show business. (audience laughing) 720 00:29:59,072 --> 00:30:01,517 - That's not the life I want for my child. 721 00:30:01,517 --> 00:30:03,427 (school bell ringing) (tires screeching) 722 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:04,604 (whistle blowing) 723 00:30:04,604 --> 00:30:07,677 - Okay, let's take it from after the storm at sea! 724 00:30:07,677 --> 00:30:10,224 All you children who drown in scene two, 725 00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:13,297 dry off quickly and get into your native costumes! 726 00:30:13,297 --> 00:30:14,786 Rachael Hobbs, stop giggling. 727 00:30:14,786 --> 00:30:16,892 This is theater, not the playground. 728 00:30:16,892 --> 00:30:19,599 We are not here to have fun! 729 00:30:19,599 --> 00:30:20,815 Go music! 730 00:30:20,815 --> 00:30:23,315 (perky music) 731 00:30:26,915 --> 00:30:28,314 ♪ Coconuts ♪ 732 00:30:28,314 --> 00:30:29,860 ♪ Mangoes ♪ 733 00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:31,508 ♪ Grass huts ♪ 734 00:30:31,508 --> 00:30:34,215 ♪ And look ♪ 735 00:30:34,215 --> 00:30:35,965 The Bora Bora Hilton! 736 00:30:38,465 --> 00:30:40,132 This must be Tahiti! 737 00:30:43,337 --> 00:30:44,170 Oh. 738 00:30:45,253 --> 00:30:46,703 And I'm Pippi! 739 00:30:46,703 --> 00:30:48,467 Pippi Longstocking! 740 00:30:48,467 --> 00:30:50,688 Now that you know who I am, 741 00:30:50,688 --> 00:30:53,291 I'd like you to meet my best friend. 742 00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:55,288 Careful you don't get fleas. 743 00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,345 My best friend is a dog. 744 00:30:57,345 --> 00:30:58,664 Pippi laughs. 745 00:30:58,664 --> 00:30:59,497 - Ugh! 746 00:30:59,497 --> 00:31:01,080 - Come on, Puddles! 747 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,086 ♪ Howdy-Do ♪ 748 00:31:08,086 --> 00:31:09,654 ♪ My name is Pippi ♪ 749 00:31:09,654 --> 00:31:11,870 ♪ P-I-P-P-Y ♪ 750 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:12,703 - I! 751 00:31:12,703 --> 00:31:14,805 P-I-P-P-I, come on! 752 00:31:14,805 --> 00:31:15,638 - Oh! 753 00:31:15,638 --> 00:31:17,312 ♪ Never been to schooled ♪ 754 00:31:17,312 --> 00:31:18,406 ♪ Not once ♪ 755 00:31:18,406 --> 00:31:20,912 ♪ A fact I can't deny ♪ 756 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:24,445 ♪ I never learned to read or write ♪ 757 00:31:24,445 --> 00:31:27,569 ♪ I can't spell hermaphrodite ♪ 758 00:31:27,569 --> 00:31:30,434 ♪ Never learned arithmetic ♪ 759 00:31:30,434 --> 00:31:31,871 ♪ But I don't give a lick ♪ 760 00:31:31,871 --> 00:31:33,270 - Sing out, Louise! 761 00:31:33,270 --> 00:31:34,647 ♪ Yes I never ♪ - Maybe not! 762 00:31:34,647 --> 00:31:36,536 ♪ Been to school ♪ - Take it down, take it down. 763 00:31:36,536 --> 00:31:39,409 ♪ Life is not so grim ♪ 764 00:31:39,409 --> 00:31:42,133 ♪ You never homework ♪ 765 00:31:42,133 --> 00:31:44,638 ♪ And you never ever have to take gym ♪ 766 00:31:44,638 --> 00:31:48,392 ♪ I'm free and breezy ♪ 767 00:31:48,392 --> 00:31:50,908 ♪ All day long ♪ 768 00:31:50,908 --> 00:31:53,337 ♪ Just singing and dancing ♪ 769 00:31:53,337 --> 00:31:56,087 ♪ The Pippi song ♪ 770 00:31:58,070 --> 00:31:58,903 - Louise! 771 00:32:02,911 --> 00:32:05,578 (toy squeaking) 772 00:32:07,096 --> 00:32:07,963 - Puddles and I! 773 00:32:07,963 --> 00:32:11,475 - Puddles and I were in a terrible storm at sea. 774 00:32:11,475 --> 00:32:15,097 Our boat tipped over and everyone got drowned. 775 00:32:15,097 --> 00:32:16,014 But not me! 776 00:32:17,364 --> 00:32:19,561 Puddles saved my life and brought me 777 00:32:19,561 --> 00:32:21,679 to this tropical paradise. 778 00:32:21,679 --> 00:32:23,897 Way to go, Puddles! 779 00:32:23,897 --> 00:32:24,730 Shake! 780 00:32:25,869 --> 00:32:27,496 Shake! 781 00:32:27,496 --> 00:32:29,066 You're supposed to shake my hand. 782 00:32:29,066 --> 00:32:30,185 - You're not the director! 783 00:32:30,185 --> 00:32:32,267 - The script says we shake hands! 784 00:32:32,267 --> 00:32:33,855 - Yeah, well, I didn't get a script! 785 00:32:33,855 --> 00:32:34,905 - Miss Thorn! (whistle blows) 786 00:32:34,905 --> 00:32:35,738 - Damn it, Tina! 787 00:32:35,738 --> 00:32:36,801 Give her your paw! 788 00:32:36,801 --> 00:32:38,310 - Look, I just don't think Puddles 789 00:32:38,310 --> 00:32:39,775 would shake hands here, okay? 790 00:32:39,775 --> 00:32:40,970 Not after being shipwrecked (Thorne laughing) 791 00:32:40,970 --> 00:32:43,087 and having to doggie paddles 50 miles! 792 00:32:43,087 --> 00:32:45,612 I think Puddles would rather lie down. 793 00:32:45,612 --> 00:32:47,538 - I'm sorry, I can't act with this! 794 00:32:47,538 --> 00:32:49,067 - You can't act period! 795 00:32:49,067 --> 00:32:50,035 - Can too! 796 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:50,868 - Prove it! (whistle blows) 797 00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,440 - Girls, please! 798 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,462 Take it from the Charleston. 799 00:32:55,462 --> 00:32:58,456 (upbeat music) 800 00:32:58,456 --> 00:32:59,824 - The only reason you got the part 801 00:32:59,824 --> 00:33:02,889 is because Mommy and Daddy bought it for you. 802 00:33:02,889 --> 00:33:05,774 - My parents may open doors for me, Tina Denmark, 803 00:33:05,774 --> 00:33:08,452 but I have to back it up with talent. 804 00:33:08,452 --> 00:33:09,952 - Better get busy! 805 00:33:11,583 --> 00:33:14,160 - Do I have to have a dog? 806 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,034 - Yes Louise, Puddles saves your life! 807 00:33:17,034 --> 00:33:17,867 - Stupid! 808 00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:18,700 - Shiksa. 809 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,533 - Douche bag! 810 00:33:19,533 --> 00:33:20,549 (Louise gasps) 811 00:33:20,549 --> 00:33:23,812 - Miss Thorn, Tina called me a douche bag! 812 00:33:23,812 --> 00:33:24,645 (whistle blows) 813 00:33:24,645 --> 00:33:25,711 - Right, that is it! 814 00:33:25,711 --> 00:33:27,559 Everybody take 10! 815 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:31,584 Then afterwards Louise, I want to hear the Pippi ballad. 816 00:33:31,584 --> 00:33:33,117 - The Pippi what? 817 00:33:33,117 --> 00:33:34,385 (Thorne chuckling) 818 00:33:34,385 --> 00:33:36,285 - The slow song! 819 00:33:36,285 --> 00:33:37,118 Douche bag. 820 00:33:37,118 --> 00:33:37,951 (audience laughing) 821 00:33:37,951 --> 00:33:40,408 - If you let me play Pippi I'll be your best friend! 822 00:33:40,408 --> 00:33:41,259 - Beat it, Denmark! 823 00:33:41,259 --> 00:33:42,446 - But I gotta play Pippi! 824 00:33:42,446 --> 00:33:43,713 - You don't get it, do you? 825 00:33:43,713 --> 00:33:46,232 Do you think I want to be in this stupid show? 826 00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:47,635 I think it's embarrassing. 827 00:33:47,635 --> 00:33:49,852 But it makes my parents happy, 828 00:33:49,852 --> 00:33:52,997 and when Mike and Betty are happy, I'm happy. 829 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:53,995 Got it? 830 00:33:53,995 --> 00:33:55,754 Here, hold this. 831 00:33:55,754 --> 00:33:58,587 I'm off to practice the slow song. 832 00:34:00,055 --> 00:34:04,419 (Louise speaking slowly) (audience laughing) 833 00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:07,872 ♪ I asked politely ♪ 834 00:34:07,872 --> 00:34:11,466 ♪ I said please ♪ 835 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:15,188 ♪ Now there's nothing left to do but ♪ 836 00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:17,954 (thunder cracking) (tense music) 837 00:34:17,954 --> 00:34:18,787 Oh Louise! 838 00:34:20,964 --> 00:34:22,339 (whistle blows) 839 00:34:22,339 --> 00:34:25,720 - May I remind the cast we open tonight? 840 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:26,829 And, to be perfectly honest, 841 00:34:26,829 --> 00:34:29,453 even I wouldn't pay to see this. 842 00:34:29,453 --> 00:34:32,036 (upbeat music) 843 00:34:35,005 --> 00:34:35,936 - Opening night! 844 00:34:35,936 --> 00:34:36,784 - And closing. 845 00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:38,959 - Short run, but still. 846 00:34:38,959 --> 00:34:40,246 - We interrupt this program 847 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:42,742 to bring you the following news bulletin. 848 00:34:42,742 --> 00:34:44,638 It seems one of the students attending the 849 00:34:44,638 --> 00:34:48,246 Turner Elementary School accidentally hanged herself 850 00:34:48,246 --> 00:34:50,908 with a jump rope after falling from the catwalks 851 00:34:50,908 --> 00:34:54,434 high above the stage of the Vivian Vance Auditorium. 852 00:34:54,434 --> 00:34:56,060 The name of the child is being withheld 853 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:58,495 until the parents have been notified. 854 00:34:58,495 --> 00:35:01,950 We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. 855 00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:02,783 - Sylvia! 856 00:35:02,783 --> 00:35:04,395 - It was not Tina! 857 00:35:04,395 --> 00:35:06,422 Tina is far too smart to go playing 858 00:35:06,422 --> 00:35:08,977 where she might get hurt, much less killed! 859 00:35:08,977 --> 00:35:10,319 (telephone ringing) 860 00:35:10,319 --> 00:35:12,433 You'll have other children, Judy. 861 00:35:12,433 --> 00:35:14,249 You're still young and attractive. 862 00:35:14,249 --> 00:35:16,197 (upbeat music) 863 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:17,030 ♪ Hello ♪ 864 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:19,432 ♪ Yes, this is Tina's Mother ♪ 865 00:35:19,432 --> 00:35:22,457 ♪ I heard Mrs. Wilson ♪ 866 00:35:22,457 --> 00:35:24,225 - There's more about the accident. 867 00:35:24,225 --> 00:35:25,573 ♪ Bye ♪ 868 00:35:25,573 --> 00:35:26,959 - We have been authorized to announce 869 00:35:26,959 --> 00:35:29,783 that the name of the victim of the Turner School tragedy 870 00:35:29,783 --> 00:35:31,200 is Louise Lerman. 871 00:35:33,209 --> 00:35:34,042 - Oh. 872 00:35:34,042 --> 00:35:35,646 - Miss Lerman, who was to star tonight 873 00:35:35,646 --> 00:35:38,039 in her school production of "Pippi in Tahiti" 874 00:35:38,039 --> 00:35:41,794 was the only daughter of Mike and Betty Lerman. 875 00:35:41,794 --> 00:35:44,377 Louise was 10 years old, today. 876 00:35:45,366 --> 00:35:46,374 (audience laughing) 877 00:35:46,374 --> 00:35:49,032 - Oh, that poor little girl. 878 00:35:49,032 --> 00:35:51,916 - I know, she probably hasn't had a bite of lunch. 879 00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:52,955 - I don't know what to do. 880 00:35:52,955 --> 00:35:54,112 - Make her a sandwich. 881 00:35:54,112 --> 00:35:56,958 - I don't think Tina's ready for something like this. 882 00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:58,388 - We've still got eight hours! 883 00:35:58,388 --> 00:36:00,006 She'll be ready! 884 00:36:00,006 --> 00:36:01,001 - Goodbye, Sylvia. 885 00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:03,209 - Oh, I'll be back! 886 00:36:03,209 --> 00:36:05,374 - I know, Sylvia. 887 00:36:05,374 --> 00:36:08,541 (slow menacing music) 888 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,190 - Hello, Mother. 889 00:36:11,190 --> 00:36:13,300 - Oh, hello, sweetheart. 890 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:15,548 So, how was school? 891 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:16,559 - Short. 892 00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:18,763 And we didn't have our lunch because 893 00:36:18,763 --> 00:36:21,198 something bad happened to Louise Lerman. 894 00:36:21,198 --> 00:36:22,897 - Oh come here, sweetheart. 895 00:36:22,897 --> 00:36:24,897 Come sit on Mommy's lap. 896 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:27,352 Oh Tina. 897 00:36:29,258 --> 00:36:31,991 Sometimes bad thing happens 898 00:36:31,991 --> 00:36:33,931 that can make us very sad. 899 00:36:33,931 --> 00:36:36,818 - I know, we didn't have our lunch. 900 00:36:36,818 --> 00:36:38,233 (audience laughing) 901 00:36:38,233 --> 00:36:41,306 - Oh sweetheart, if there's anything you don't understand-- 902 00:36:41,306 --> 00:36:45,013 ♪ I'm so very happy ♪ 903 00:36:45,013 --> 00:36:47,936 ♪ That you are my Mother ♪ 904 00:36:47,936 --> 00:36:48,769 - Tina-- 905 00:36:48,769 --> 00:36:50,843 ♪ You don't have a son ♪ 906 00:36:50,843 --> 00:36:53,836 ♪ I don't have a brother ♪ 907 00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:54,669 - Sweetheart-- 908 00:36:54,669 --> 00:36:57,241 ♪ Just you, me, and Daddy ♪ 909 00:36:57,241 --> 00:37:00,234 ♪ Our own family ♪ 910 00:37:00,234 --> 00:37:02,341 ♪ No other parents ♪ 911 00:37:02,341 --> 00:37:04,918 ♪ Could ever be ♪ 912 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:09,251 ♪ As loving as my parents are to me ♪ 913 00:37:11,828 --> 00:37:13,712 Why are you crying, mother? 914 00:37:13,712 --> 00:37:14,629 - Oh, Tina. 915 00:37:18,225 --> 00:37:21,132 ♪ Sometimes things happen ♪ 916 00:37:21,132 --> 00:37:23,815 ♪ As sad as can be ♪ 917 00:37:23,815 --> 00:37:28,579 ♪ Can I have a cookie and go watch TV ♪ 918 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,006 (Judy chuckles) 919 00:37:30,006 --> 00:37:33,848 ♪ You're taking this tragedy well ♪ 920 00:37:33,848 --> 00:37:35,437 ♪ And that's grand ♪ 921 00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:37,653 ♪ But if you want to cry ♪ 922 00:37:37,653 --> 00:37:40,859 ♪ Or hold Mommy's hand ♪ 923 00:37:40,859 --> 00:37:44,701 ♪ Or even stop smiling ♪ 924 00:37:44,701 --> 00:37:49,023 ♪ I'd understand ♪ (audience laughing) 925 00:37:49,023 --> 00:37:50,470 - Why should I cry? 926 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:52,137 I didn't get killed. 927 00:37:54,388 --> 00:37:56,638 - I'll go get you a cookie. 928 00:37:57,701 --> 00:38:00,884 ♪ I think that my Mommy ♪ 929 00:38:00,884 --> 00:38:03,818 ♪ Could use a few kisses ♪ 930 00:38:03,818 --> 00:38:05,407 (Tina smooching) 931 00:38:05,407 --> 00:38:10,251 ♪ I'll trade them for hugs ♪ 932 00:38:10,251 --> 00:38:13,584 ♪ Oh what bliss this is ♪ 933 00:38:16,089 --> 00:38:19,089 (audience laughing) 934 00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:22,329 (doorbell ringing) 935 00:38:22,329 --> 00:38:23,296 - I'll get it! 936 00:38:23,296 --> 00:38:26,669 (upbeat music) 937 00:38:26,669 --> 00:38:27,740 - Hello, Mrs. Denmark. 938 00:38:27,740 --> 00:38:29,056 - Oh come in, Miss Thorn. 939 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:29,889 - Mind if I smoke? 940 00:38:29,889 --> 00:38:30,722 - Go right ahead. 941 00:38:30,722 --> 00:38:31,555 - Cigarette? 942 00:38:31,555 --> 00:38:32,880 - No, thank you. 943 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,753 - Do you have one? 944 00:38:33,753 --> 00:38:35,548 - Oh, I'm afraid I quit. 945 00:38:35,548 --> 00:38:36,967 - Cold turkey? 946 00:38:36,967 --> 00:38:38,345 - I don't think so, but I can look. 947 00:38:38,345 --> 00:38:39,428 - Never mind! 948 00:38:40,392 --> 00:38:41,528 Needless to say we're all 949 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:43,479 very shaken up over this tragedy, 950 00:38:43,479 --> 00:38:45,443 Lord knows I'm trying. 951 00:38:45,443 --> 00:38:47,285 - We can all be at times. 952 00:38:47,285 --> 00:38:50,105 (audience laughs) 953 00:38:50,105 --> 00:38:52,402 - I'm happy to say that Turner School is creating 954 00:38:52,402 --> 00:38:54,238 a benefit in Louise's honor. 955 00:38:54,238 --> 00:38:58,780 All the money raised will go to purchase a memorial. 956 00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:00,718 Fruit and cheese basket for the Lerman Family. 957 00:39:00,718 --> 00:39:02,057 - Oh how thoughtful. 958 00:39:02,057 --> 00:39:03,824 Fruit and cheese is so comforting. 959 00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,411 - Well, one does what one can. 960 00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:07,226 - Of course, the show has been canceled. 961 00:39:07,226 --> 00:39:08,866 - What ever gives you that idea? 962 00:39:08,866 --> 00:39:09,699 - Well, naturally, I thought-- 963 00:39:09,699 --> 00:39:11,032 - I couldn't possibly disappoint the other children. 964 00:39:11,032 --> 00:39:14,046 They've worked so hard and they're so eager to perform. 965 00:39:14,046 --> 00:39:14,964 - Oh yes, but I think-- 966 00:39:14,964 --> 00:39:18,080 - I think it is an excellent opportunity to learn 967 00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,137 that the show must go on! 968 00:39:20,137 --> 00:39:21,404 By the way, how's Tina? 969 00:39:21,404 --> 00:39:22,364 - Oh, she's in her room. 970 00:39:22,364 --> 00:39:23,292 - Running her lines? 971 00:39:23,292 --> 00:39:24,777 - I beg your pardon? 972 00:39:24,777 --> 00:39:26,037 - Well, she is the understudy. 973 00:39:26,037 --> 00:39:26,870 - I know, but-- 974 00:39:26,870 --> 00:39:29,470 - I have worked very hard on this production, Mrs. Denmark, 975 00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:31,189 and I think it's good. 976 00:39:31,189 --> 00:39:33,064 Maybe the best work I've ever done! 977 00:39:33,064 --> 00:39:33,897 - But it's wrong! 978 00:39:33,897 --> 00:39:34,742 It's shockingly wrong! 979 00:39:34,742 --> 00:39:36,559 - Now listen to me Mrs. D! 980 00:39:36,559 --> 00:39:38,306 I've enough trouble with the Pippi people 981 00:39:38,306 --> 00:39:39,814 over the damn rights! 982 00:39:39,814 --> 00:39:42,338 They are not gonna stop me and neither are you! 983 00:39:42,338 --> 00:39:43,171 Okay, so, 984 00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:46,422 maybe I have to change the kid's name, 985 00:39:46,422 --> 00:39:48,891 but mark my words, Pippi, Schmippy, 986 00:39:48,891 --> 00:39:50,197 that talented little girl of yours 987 00:39:50,197 --> 00:39:51,876 had better be in make-up, in costume, 988 00:39:51,876 --> 00:39:55,919 and in place by show time, or I shall be forced to call 989 00:39:55,919 --> 00:39:56,927 the police! 990 00:39:56,927 --> 00:39:57,835 (dramatic music) 991 00:39:57,835 --> 00:39:59,018 - The police? 992 00:39:59,018 --> 00:40:00,939 - I didn't want to have to bring this up, 993 00:40:00,939 --> 00:40:04,689 but it appears that the Pippi wig is missing. 994 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,189 - Why are you telling me this? 995 00:40:07,189 --> 00:40:08,626 - Because according to one of our other students, 996 00:40:08,626 --> 00:40:11,661 little Rachael Hobbs, Tina was seen chasing Louise 997 00:40:11,661 --> 00:40:13,248 and snatching at the wig. 998 00:40:13,248 --> 00:40:14,896 - Are you saying you suspect that Tina-- 999 00:40:14,896 --> 00:40:17,471 - I suspect nothing, nothing at all. 1000 00:40:17,471 --> 00:40:20,296 The children were just playing a game, 1001 00:40:20,296 --> 00:40:23,382 they got a little over-excited, 1002 00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:25,219 one of them got killed. 1003 00:40:25,219 --> 00:40:27,247 No, I suspect nothing. (audience laughing) 1004 00:40:27,247 --> 00:40:29,421 - Why don't you come out and say it? 1005 00:40:29,421 --> 00:40:31,586 I want you to look me straight in the eye 1006 00:40:31,586 --> 00:40:33,834 and tell me my eight-year-old child 1007 00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:36,300 killed for a part in the school show! 1008 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:39,483 - Not just any part, Mrs. Denmark, the lead! 1009 00:40:39,483 --> 00:40:41,869 ♪ Now, I've altered the costume ♪ 1010 00:40:41,869 --> 00:40:43,287 ♪ Louise was so big ♪ 1011 00:40:43,287 --> 00:40:45,104 ♪ You'll have to come up ♪ 1012 00:40:45,104 --> 00:40:47,020 ♪ With a red-braided wig ♪ 1013 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:49,786 ♪ Oh smile Mrs. Denmark ♪ 1014 00:40:49,786 --> 00:40:51,036 ♪ She's gonna be great ♪ 1015 00:40:51,036 --> 00:40:52,143 (Thorne gasps) 1016 00:40:52,143 --> 00:40:53,060 It's 12:30. 1017 00:40:54,158 --> 00:40:56,922 ♪ And the show starts at eight ♪ 1018 00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,922 (slow gentle music) 1019 00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:06,209 Look on the bright side, now you get comps! 1020 00:41:06,209 --> 00:41:08,072 (door slams) 1021 00:41:08,072 --> 00:41:10,572 (tense music) 1022 00:41:29,438 --> 00:41:32,355 (slow paced music) 1023 00:41:35,187 --> 00:41:38,104 (fast paced music) 1024 00:41:40,967 --> 00:41:41,800 - Tina! 1025 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,633 - Did you call me, Mother? 1026 00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:43,684 - What are you doing with this wig? 1027 00:41:43,684 --> 00:41:45,542 - Mother, can we have a ballet barre? 1028 00:41:45,542 --> 00:41:47,637 Francine Gordon has a ballet barre. 1029 00:41:47,637 --> 00:41:49,723 Her daddy made it out of an old crutch. 1030 00:41:49,723 --> 00:41:50,842 - Please don't change the subject. 1031 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,468 - I don't know how I got the wig. 1032 00:41:52,468 --> 00:41:53,301 - And don't lie! 1033 00:41:53,301 --> 00:41:54,985 ♪ Howdy-Do, my name is Pippi ♪ 1034 00:41:54,985 --> 00:41:56,622 - And don't sing! 1035 00:41:56,622 --> 00:42:00,695 Now, what are you doing with Louise Lerman's Pippi wig? 1036 00:42:00,695 --> 00:42:04,049 - I found it after Louise had her accident. 1037 00:42:04,049 --> 00:42:05,108 - If that's true, Tina, 1038 00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,374 then why didn't you give the wig to Miss Thorn? 1039 00:42:07,374 --> 00:42:08,630 - Because I was afraid! 1040 00:42:08,630 --> 00:42:11,128 Afraid Miss Thorne would think I was naughty! 1041 00:42:11,128 --> 00:42:12,466 - Were you naughty, Tina? 1042 00:42:12,466 --> 00:42:13,454 - Oh, no, Mommy. 1043 00:42:13,454 --> 00:42:14,472 I wasn't naughty. 1044 00:42:14,472 --> 00:42:16,968 After Louise had her accident, 1045 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:19,113 I found the wig and put it in my bag 1046 00:42:19,113 --> 00:42:21,171 so it wouldn't get lost. 1047 00:42:21,171 --> 00:42:22,559 I'm sorry, Mommy. 1048 00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:24,309 Did I do a bad thing? 1049 00:42:25,173 --> 00:42:26,959 - Oh no, Tina, no. 1050 00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:29,426 But we do have to give the wig back to Miss Thorn. 1051 00:42:29,426 --> 00:42:30,691 - Oh, mother, you're silly. 1052 00:42:30,691 --> 00:42:32,301 She's too old to play Pippi. 1053 00:42:32,301 --> 00:42:33,134 - Tina! 1054 00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:35,574 - It's my wig and it's my part! 1055 00:42:35,574 --> 00:42:40,007 - Sweetheart, is there something you want to tell Mommy? 1056 00:42:40,007 --> 00:42:42,583 - Only that I love you 1057 00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:44,399 and I think that you're the best mother 1058 00:42:44,399 --> 00:42:47,114 in the whole, wide world. 1059 00:42:47,114 --> 00:42:48,782 That's what I tell everyone. 1060 00:42:48,782 --> 00:42:51,298 I say, I have the nicest mother! 1061 00:42:51,298 --> 00:42:53,048 The prettiest mother! 1062 00:42:53,912 --> 00:42:57,137 Oh, Mother, what would you give me for a bucket of kisses? 1063 00:42:57,137 --> 00:42:57,970 (Tina smooches) 1064 00:42:57,970 --> 00:42:58,803 - Knock it off, Tina! 1065 00:42:58,803 --> 00:42:59,913 You're not that good! 1066 00:42:59,913 --> 00:43:02,089 (dramatic music) 1067 00:43:02,089 --> 00:43:03,089 - Excuse me? 1068 00:43:04,305 --> 00:43:06,024 - You did it, didn't you? 1069 00:43:06,024 --> 00:43:07,382 - What do you mean, mother? 1070 00:43:07,382 --> 00:43:10,775 - You killed Louise Lerman for a part in a show? 1071 00:43:10,775 --> 00:43:12,972 - Not just any part Mother, the lead! 1072 00:43:12,972 --> 00:43:14,320 - Oh, my God! 1073 00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,986 Well start at the beginning and don't leave anything out! 1074 00:43:16,986 --> 00:43:18,862 ♪ Howdy-Do, my name is Pippi ♪ 1075 00:43:18,862 --> 00:43:20,049 - Not the show, Tina! 1076 00:43:20,049 --> 00:43:22,346 Tell me what happened to Louise! 1077 00:43:22,346 --> 00:43:23,834 - We got to rehearsal. 1078 00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:24,667 - Go on. 1079 00:43:24,667 --> 00:43:25,781 - We changed clothes. 1080 00:43:25,781 --> 00:43:26,614 - Go on. 1081 00:43:26,614 --> 00:43:27,766 - We did warm-ups. 1082 00:43:27,766 --> 00:43:28,599 - Go on. 1083 00:43:28,599 --> 00:43:29,432 - Louise hung herself. 1084 00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,341 - Back up. (audience laughing) 1085 00:43:31,341 --> 00:43:34,107 - I told Louise I had to play Pippi, 1086 00:43:34,107 --> 00:43:37,369 but she said I didn't have the range. 1087 00:43:37,369 --> 00:43:38,799 So I chased her. 1088 00:43:38,799 --> 00:43:40,773 I chased her up onto the catwalk. 1089 00:43:40,773 --> 00:43:42,633 That's when she gave me the wig. 1090 00:43:42,633 --> 00:43:44,688 I asked her if that meant if I could play Pippi 1091 00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:48,021 and she said, "Yeah, over my dead body!" 1092 00:43:49,481 --> 00:43:52,913 So I wrapped the jump rope around her fat neck 1093 00:43:52,913 --> 00:43:55,439 and pushed her over the side! 1094 00:43:55,439 --> 00:43:57,340 - Tina! (dramatic music) 1095 00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,660 Tina! 1096 00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:00,714 - I wanted the part, what could I do? 1097 00:44:00,714 --> 00:44:02,371 (audience laughing) 1098 00:44:02,371 --> 00:44:03,431 - You could have hurt her! 1099 00:44:03,431 --> 00:44:04,888 You didn't have to kill her! 1100 00:44:04,888 --> 00:44:05,957 - I wasn't thinking. 1101 00:44:05,957 --> 00:44:08,890 I was tired and I didn't have my lunch. 1102 00:44:08,890 --> 00:44:10,240 - Look at me, Tina! 1103 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:14,175 You did a bad thing, a very bad thing! 1104 00:44:14,175 --> 00:44:17,059 You killed that little girl, do you know what that means? 1105 00:44:17,059 --> 00:44:19,891 - Yeah, it means I'm playing Pippi! 1106 00:44:19,891 --> 00:44:20,795 - Go to your room! 1107 00:44:20,795 --> 00:44:21,936 - Why? - You're punished! 1108 00:44:21,936 --> 00:44:22,769 - But, Mommy, the show! 1109 00:44:22,769 --> 00:44:24,150 - Never mind the show! 1110 00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:24,983 - Now go to your room 1111 00:44:24,983 --> 00:44:28,316 and don't you come out until I call you! 1112 00:44:31,014 --> 00:44:33,884 (Judy gasps) 1113 00:44:33,884 --> 00:44:35,171 - Is she ready? 1114 00:44:35,171 --> 00:44:36,004 (ominous music) 1115 00:44:36,004 --> 00:44:37,489 Is everything laid out? 1116 00:44:37,489 --> 00:44:39,385 Make-up box, ballet shoes, 1117 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:42,229 (Sylvia gasps) her new opening night party dress? 1118 00:44:42,229 --> 00:44:43,247 - Please, Sylvia, not now! 1119 00:44:43,247 --> 00:44:45,305 ♪ She'll look ♪ 1120 00:44:45,305 --> 00:44:48,261 ♪ Every inch the star ♪ 1121 00:44:48,261 --> 00:44:51,780 ♪ Your darling daughter ♪ 1122 00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:54,844 ♪ Now if she just remembers ♪ 1123 00:44:54,844 --> 00:44:58,100 ♪ All I've taught her ♪ 1124 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:01,110 ♪ Tonight will launch her new career ♪ 1125 00:45:01,110 --> 00:45:03,983 ♪ It won't be long before they cheer ♪ 1126 00:45:03,983 --> 00:45:08,983 ♪ They'll give her a standing ovation ♪ 1127 00:45:09,579 --> 00:45:12,483 ♪ I'll make this kid a household name ♪ 1128 00:45:12,483 --> 00:45:15,615 ♪ With the Tina doll and the Tina game ♪ 1129 00:45:15,615 --> 00:45:17,601 ♪ We're going to become ♪ 1130 00:45:17,601 --> 00:45:19,968 ♪ A corporation-- ♪ 1131 00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:21,373 - Stop it Sylvia! 1132 00:45:21,373 --> 00:45:22,718 - What's the matter dear? 1133 00:45:22,718 --> 00:45:24,219 Are you having your ladies? 1134 00:45:24,219 --> 00:45:25,386 (doorbell ringing) 1135 00:45:25,386 --> 00:45:27,145 (upbeat music) 1136 00:45:27,145 --> 00:45:28,978 - That must be Mother. 1137 00:45:30,495 --> 00:45:32,935 - Where's my granddaughter? (audience applauding) 1138 00:45:32,935 --> 00:45:34,672 - I'm afraid Tina is being punished. 1139 00:45:34,672 --> 00:45:35,505 - Tina punished? 1140 00:45:35,505 --> 00:45:36,511 What did she do? 1141 00:45:36,511 --> 00:45:37,638 Kill Somebody? 1142 00:45:37,638 --> 00:45:39,543 (Lita laughing) 1143 00:45:39,543 --> 00:45:40,376 Hello? 1144 00:45:40,376 --> 00:45:41,704 (dramatic chiming) 1145 00:45:41,704 --> 00:45:44,968 - Mother, this is Tina's manager, Sylvia St. Croix. 1146 00:45:44,968 --> 00:45:46,077 - Here! 1147 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:49,008 Don't I know you from somewhere? 1148 00:45:49,008 --> 00:45:53,325 - I replaced Monica Breedlove in "Surely, You Jest." 1149 00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,158 (Lita gasps) 1150 00:45:54,158 --> 00:45:55,353 - Of course! 1151 00:45:55,353 --> 00:45:58,321 The role of Shirley was played by an actress 1152 00:45:58,321 --> 00:46:01,422 whose performance obviously peaked with the cab driver 1153 00:46:01,422 --> 00:46:03,582 on the way to the theater. 1154 00:46:03,582 --> 00:46:04,515 - Grandmother! 1155 00:46:04,515 --> 00:46:05,348 - Darling! 1156 00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:07,730 Have you been naughty? 1157 00:46:07,730 --> 00:46:08,563 - Have you? 1158 00:46:08,563 --> 00:46:09,747 - I love this kid. 1159 00:46:09,747 --> 00:46:10,580 - How much? 1160 00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:11,570 - This much! - More! 1161 00:46:11,570 --> 00:46:13,297 - This much! - More! 1162 00:46:13,297 --> 00:46:15,022 (audience laughing) 1163 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:16,117 - Here! 1164 00:46:16,117 --> 00:46:17,647 - Look, Sylvia. 1165 00:46:17,647 --> 00:46:19,779 - Mine are in the car, and they're bigger. 1166 00:46:19,779 --> 00:46:20,740 - Here. 1167 00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:23,158 - Tina, I want you to go back to your room. 1168 00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:23,991 - Oh! 1169 00:46:23,991 --> 00:46:26,025 - You can visit with Grandmother later. 1170 00:46:26,025 --> 00:46:27,409 - Come along, Tina. 1171 00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:29,611 We better work on the Pippi ballad. 1172 00:46:29,611 --> 00:46:31,919 - That's the slow song. 1173 00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:36,376 - Oh, darling, I remember you when you were this big. 1174 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:39,185 - I remember you when you were sober! 1175 00:46:39,185 --> 00:46:42,185 (audience laughing) 1176 00:46:45,990 --> 00:46:46,871 - Would you like a drink? 1177 00:46:46,871 --> 00:46:48,129 - Are you going to have one? 1178 00:46:48,129 --> 00:46:50,166 - Oh, yes, yes, indeed. 1179 00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:52,272 - Now, what's all this twaddle 1180 00:46:52,272 --> 00:46:54,426 about my granddaughter being punished? 1181 00:46:54,426 --> 00:46:56,840 - Mother, you know how Frederick and I have always-- 1182 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:57,673 - Who? 1183 00:46:57,673 --> 00:46:59,467 - Frederick, my husband? 1184 00:46:59,467 --> 00:47:02,878 We've always encouraged Tina to do whatever she wants, 1185 00:47:02,878 --> 00:47:05,330 and all she's ever wanted was to perform. 1186 00:47:05,330 --> 00:47:06,747 - You're married? 1187 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:11,535 - The point is, I don't want Tina to ever set foot 1188 00:47:11,535 --> 00:47:13,456 on a stage again, ever! 1189 00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:14,904 And that goes for tonight. 1190 00:47:14,904 --> 00:47:17,118 - Well darling, if you think I've driven all this way 1191 00:47:17,118 --> 00:47:19,703 to sit through some farchadet Pippi musical 1192 00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:22,825 that does not star my granddaughter, 1193 00:47:22,825 --> 00:47:24,002 you're out of your mind. 1194 00:47:24,002 --> 00:47:24,835 - But, Mother-- 1195 00:47:24,835 --> 00:47:25,668 - Honey. 1196 00:47:25,668 --> 00:47:27,498 ♪ If I want to see theater ♪ 1197 00:47:27,498 --> 00:47:29,598 ♪ I go see a play ♪ 1198 00:47:29,598 --> 00:47:32,151 ♪ With no singing or dancing ♪ 1199 00:47:32,151 --> 00:47:33,952 ♪ To get in the way ♪ 1200 00:47:33,952 --> 00:47:36,193 ♪ Theater is language ♪ 1201 00:47:36,193 --> 00:47:38,800 ♪ And that should be all ♪ 1202 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:43,187 ♪ Music belongs at the Carnegie Hall ♪ 1203 00:47:43,187 --> 00:47:44,989 ♪ Not a reason on earth ♪ 1204 00:47:44,989 --> 00:47:46,487 ♪ As far as I know ♪ 1205 00:47:46,487 --> 00:47:48,655 ♪ To write, mount, and open ♪ 1206 00:47:48,655 --> 00:47:52,027 ♪ A musical show ♪ 1207 00:47:52,027 --> 00:47:53,507 Honey, I've been a theater (fast upbeat music) 1208 00:47:53,507 --> 00:47:57,528 critic for 100 years and it's always the same. 1209 00:47:57,528 --> 00:48:00,175 ♪ The story is moving ♪ 1210 00:48:00,175 --> 00:48:02,945 ♪ Chock full of suspense ♪ 1211 00:48:02,945 --> 00:48:05,191 ♪ The plot takes a twist ♪ 1212 00:48:05,191 --> 00:48:08,376 ♪ And the mood is intense ♪ 1213 00:48:08,376 --> 00:48:11,660 ♪ Then someone sings a song like this ♪ 1214 00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:13,464 ♪ It doesn't make sense ♪ 1215 00:48:13,464 --> 00:48:15,288 (audience laughing) 1216 00:48:15,288 --> 00:48:17,020 ♪ Puh-Leeze ♪ 1217 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,279 ♪ I hate musicals ♪ 1218 00:48:19,279 --> 00:48:21,023 ♪ Gangs don't look tough ♪ 1219 00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:24,188 ♪ When they twirl and they snap ♪ 1220 00:48:24,188 --> 00:48:26,690 ♪ My blood starts to boil ♪ 1221 00:48:26,690 --> 00:48:29,793 ♪ When a nun starts to tap ♪ 1222 00:48:29,793 --> 00:48:32,329 ♪ And wouldn't you just love to slap ♪ 1223 00:48:32,329 --> 00:48:35,259 ♪ Maria Von Trapp ♪ 1224 00:48:35,259 --> 00:48:39,356 I'll tell you how to solve a problem like Maria. 1225 00:48:39,356 --> 00:48:41,476 "Hey Rolf, she's over there!" 1226 00:48:41,476 --> 00:48:45,996 ♪ I hate musicals ♪ 1227 00:48:45,996 --> 00:48:48,638 ♪ The books a bore and so's the score ♪ 1228 00:48:48,638 --> 00:48:51,047 ♪ But people don't care ♪ 1229 00:48:51,047 --> 00:48:53,773 ♪ As long as they can see an actor ♪ 1230 00:48:53,773 --> 00:48:56,160 ♪ Fly through the air ♪ 1231 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:58,716 ♪ Today it seems the only way ♪ 1232 00:48:58,716 --> 00:49:01,261 ♪ To cause a sensation ♪ 1233 00:49:01,261 --> 00:49:04,139 ♪ Is use reality TV stars ♪ 1234 00:49:04,139 --> 00:49:07,048 ♪ And amplification ♪ 1235 00:49:07,048 --> 00:49:09,015 ♪ I hate the genre ♪ 1236 00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:11,744 ♪ It's all second rate ♪ 1237 00:49:11,744 --> 00:49:14,364 ♪ When forced to see this crap ♪ 1238 00:49:14,364 --> 00:49:16,975 ♪ I always come late ♪ 1239 00:49:16,975 --> 00:49:19,273 ♪ From overture to curtain call ♪ 1240 00:49:19,273 --> 00:49:21,627 ♪ It all turns me off ♪ 1241 00:49:21,627 --> 00:49:25,342 ♪ I fidget and cough the whole night long ♪ 1242 00:49:25,342 --> 00:49:30,342 ♪ Yes, I hate musicals ♪ 1243 00:49:30,603 --> 00:49:32,527 ♪ But not as much ♪ 1244 00:49:32,527 --> 00:49:34,826 ♪ As I hate ♪ 1245 00:49:34,826 --> 00:49:37,159 ♪ This song ♪ 1246 00:49:40,967 --> 00:49:44,134 (audience applauding) 1247 00:49:47,673 --> 00:49:48,647 (upbeat music) 1248 00:49:48,647 --> 00:49:49,480 Oh yeah. 1249 00:49:51,899 --> 00:49:54,284 ♪ And why do revivals ♪ 1250 00:49:54,284 --> 00:49:57,074 ♪ Of shows that are blah ♪ 1251 00:49:57,074 --> 00:49:59,279 ♪ They can sew on sequins ♪ 1252 00:49:59,279 --> 00:50:02,648 ♪ But a bras still a bra ♪ 1253 00:50:02,648 --> 00:50:04,796 ♪ The chorus does a kick line ♪ 1254 00:50:04,796 --> 00:50:07,268 ♪ And the crowd goes insane ♪ 1255 00:50:07,268 --> 00:50:08,874 ♪ In utter disdain ♪ 1256 00:50:08,874 --> 00:50:10,905 ♪ I head for the doors ♪ 1257 00:50:10,905 --> 00:50:13,847 ♪ 'Cause I hate ♪ 1258 00:50:13,847 --> 00:50:16,136 ♪ Musicals ♪ 1259 00:50:16,136 --> 00:50:18,138 ♪ But not as much ♪ 1260 00:50:18,138 --> 00:50:20,395 ♪ As I hate ♪ 1261 00:50:20,395 --> 00:50:22,562 ♪ Encores ♪ 1262 00:50:26,468 --> 00:50:29,635 (audience applauding) 1263 00:50:32,094 --> 00:50:33,368 (upbeat music) 1264 00:50:33,368 --> 00:50:34,201 Oh, yeah. 1265 00:50:36,682 --> 00:50:38,502 ♪ They can hold you hostage ♪ 1266 00:50:38,502 --> 00:50:41,058 ♪ For as long as they want ♪ 1267 00:50:41,058 --> 00:50:43,615 ♪ Oh no here comes another verse ♪ 1268 00:50:43,615 --> 00:50:46,320 ♪ From some washed up cow ♪ 1269 00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:48,257 ♪ Give me Albee Orton ♪ 1270 00:50:48,257 --> 00:50:51,048 ♪ William Inge, David Mamet ♪ 1271 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:53,218 ♪ And Jesus was a Savior ♪ 1272 00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:56,238 ♪ Not a superstar god damn it ♪ 1273 00:50:56,238 --> 00:50:58,593 ♪ So keep your chorus lines ♪ 1274 00:50:58,593 --> 00:51:01,798 ♪ Of gypsies and mames ♪ 1275 00:51:01,798 --> 00:51:03,862 ♪ I'd rather see a flick ♪ 1276 00:51:03,862 --> 00:51:06,537 ♪ Or bowl a few frames ♪ 1277 00:51:06,537 --> 00:51:08,817 ♪ No matter who is starring ♪ 1278 00:51:08,817 --> 00:51:11,146 ♪ I'm never enticed ♪ 1279 00:51:11,146 --> 00:51:12,979 ♪ It's way over-priced ♪ 1280 00:51:12,979 --> 00:51:15,431 ♪ But I don't pay ♪ 1281 00:51:15,431 --> 00:51:16,376 ♪ Yes ♪ 1282 00:51:16,376 --> 00:51:17,838 ♪ I hate ♪ 1283 00:51:17,838 --> 00:51:19,484 ♪ Musicals ♪ 1284 00:51:19,484 --> 00:51:20,542 ♪ Ugh ♪ 1285 00:51:20,542 --> 00:51:22,550 ♪ But I fear they're ♪ 1286 00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:24,378 ♪ Here to stay ♪ 1287 00:51:24,378 --> 00:51:25,384 ♪ Ugh ♪ 1288 00:51:25,384 --> 00:51:29,547 ♪ I hate musicals ♪ 1289 00:51:29,547 --> 00:51:31,375 ♪ But not as much ♪ 1290 00:51:31,375 --> 00:51:33,814 ♪ As I hate ♪ 1291 00:51:33,814 --> 00:51:35,897 ♪ Ballet ♪ 1292 00:51:39,856 --> 00:51:43,023 (audience applauding) 1293 00:51:52,512 --> 00:51:55,272 - Much as I'd love to hear another chorus, 1294 00:51:55,272 --> 00:51:59,463 I've got to ask you something I've never asked you before. 1295 00:51:59,463 --> 00:52:01,463 Who are my real parents? 1296 00:52:02,523 --> 00:52:04,021 - Tina's having her bath. 1297 00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:06,115 Now, Judy, about tonight. 1298 00:52:06,115 --> 00:52:08,405 I've arranged for a photographer, 1299 00:52:08,405 --> 00:52:11,369 so be sure to wear something gorgeous. 1300 00:52:11,369 --> 00:52:12,566 Who knows? 1301 00:52:12,566 --> 00:52:15,156 They may do a mother-daughter spread. 1302 00:52:15,156 --> 00:52:17,391 - It's a school show, Sylvia. 1303 00:52:17,391 --> 00:52:19,218 - It's the start of her career. 1304 00:52:19,218 --> 00:52:21,745 - Well, I'm not sure I want her to have such a career! 1305 00:52:21,745 --> 00:52:23,666 - I'm not sure you have a choice. 1306 00:52:23,666 --> 00:52:26,319 Show business is in that child's blood. 1307 00:52:26,319 --> 00:52:27,431 - Don't say that! 1308 00:52:27,431 --> 00:52:29,699 It's not in my blood or in Frederick's. 1309 00:52:29,699 --> 00:52:30,532 - Who? 1310 00:52:30,532 --> 00:52:31,826 - I've made up my mind. 1311 00:52:31,826 --> 00:52:33,999 No more show business! 1312 00:52:33,999 --> 00:52:36,289 - What about what Tina wants? 1313 00:52:36,289 --> 00:52:38,523 - Well Tina will be happier in the Brownies. 1314 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:39,356 - No! 1315 00:52:39,356 --> 00:52:41,079 She'll die in the Brownies! 1316 00:52:41,079 --> 00:52:45,155 - Stop it, Sylvia! (light music) 1317 00:52:45,155 --> 00:52:50,155 - I think you do want this for Tina, but you're afraid. 1318 00:52:50,194 --> 00:52:51,531 - Afraid? 1319 00:52:51,531 --> 00:52:55,469 - Afraid of how desperately you want it, 1320 00:52:55,469 --> 00:52:58,735 and not for Tina, but for yourself! 1321 00:52:58,735 --> 00:53:00,375 - What are you saying? 1322 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:01,531 - Admit it! 1323 00:53:01,531 --> 00:53:03,768 Deep down it's you who wants to be the star! 1324 00:53:03,768 --> 00:53:04,601 - What? 1325 00:53:04,601 --> 00:53:05,973 - Everyone does! - No! 1326 00:53:05,973 --> 00:53:06,970 (audience laughing) 1327 00:53:06,970 --> 00:53:10,231 - You're jealous of your own daughter's talent! 1328 00:53:10,231 --> 00:53:14,371 - I am deliriously happy leading a normal, ordinary life! 1329 00:53:14,371 --> 00:53:17,067 And so too will my daughter. 1330 00:53:17,067 --> 00:53:19,817 - A normal life was not possible, 1331 00:53:20,853 --> 00:53:25,770 nor is it for any poor creature driven by inherited talent. 1332 00:53:26,820 --> 00:53:29,237 I'm quoting you, Miss Encore. 1333 00:53:31,409 --> 00:53:36,291 It's a passage from a book you wrote many years ago. 1334 00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:40,665 "Ruthless: The Life and Times of Ruth Del Marco." 1335 00:53:40,665 --> 00:53:42,015 (dramatic chiming) 1336 00:53:42,015 --> 00:53:43,436 - That name! 1337 00:53:43,436 --> 00:53:46,513 - Ruth Del Marco was insane! 1338 00:53:46,513 --> 00:53:49,391 Talented, somewhat, but totally insane. 1339 00:53:49,391 --> 00:53:53,766 Imagine killing yourself over a bad review. 1340 00:53:53,766 --> 00:53:57,404 - A review written by Lita Encore! 1341 00:53:57,404 --> 00:53:59,232 - What of it? 1342 00:53:59,232 --> 00:54:01,118 - If only you'd been (slow jazz music) 1343 00:54:01,118 --> 00:54:05,808 a little kinder, a little more encouraging with your words, 1344 00:54:05,808 --> 00:54:08,794 Ruth Del Marco might still be alive. 1345 00:54:08,794 --> 00:54:10,507 - Perhaps she is. 1346 00:54:10,507 --> 00:54:11,502 (dramatic chiming) 1347 00:54:11,502 --> 00:54:12,572 - What? 1348 00:54:12,572 --> 00:54:14,905 - They never found her body, 1349 00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:19,703 just those big footprints in the sand and a suicide note. 1350 00:54:19,703 --> 00:54:21,056 - Surely you don't believe-- 1351 00:54:21,056 --> 00:54:24,753 - Three years ago, Ruth Del Marco was spotted doing 1352 00:54:24,753 --> 00:54:27,310 "I Do, I Do" in Bucks County! 1353 00:54:27,310 --> 00:54:28,904 - That's just a rumor. 1354 00:54:28,904 --> 00:54:32,807 - Perhaps, but the fact is they never found her. 1355 00:54:32,807 --> 00:54:34,057 - Or her child. 1356 00:54:34,915 --> 00:54:36,210 (dramatic chiming) 1357 00:54:36,210 --> 00:54:37,043 - A child? 1358 00:54:37,043 --> 00:54:38,133 - Ready for lunch, sweetheart? 1359 00:54:38,133 --> 00:54:39,857 - Ruth Del Marco had a child? 1360 00:54:39,857 --> 00:54:41,814 - A little girl, I believe. 1361 00:54:41,814 --> 00:54:42,895 (dramatic chiming) 1362 00:54:42,895 --> 00:54:43,807 - Sylvia! 1363 00:54:43,807 --> 00:54:45,044 (dramatic chiming) 1364 00:54:45,044 --> 00:54:46,606 - Coming, Tina. 1365 00:54:46,606 --> 00:54:48,455 (slow paced music) 1366 00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:51,185 She kept it quiet, of course. 1367 00:54:51,185 --> 00:54:54,768 The child's father being Bob Fosse and all. 1368 00:54:56,639 --> 00:55:01,639 (audience laughing) (Lita gasps) 1369 00:55:02,142 --> 00:55:05,309 (audience applauding) 1370 00:55:09,866 --> 00:55:12,037 - Oh, I want my child to be happy! 1371 00:55:12,037 --> 00:55:13,774 - She is happy. 1372 00:55:13,774 --> 00:55:15,804 - I want her to be normal. 1373 00:55:15,804 --> 00:55:17,333 - She is happy. 1374 00:55:17,333 --> 00:55:18,864 (audience laughing) 1375 00:55:18,864 --> 00:55:19,697 - Mother? 1376 00:55:19,697 --> 00:55:20,895 - Yes, honey? 1377 00:55:20,895 --> 00:55:22,244 - Who am I? 1378 00:55:22,244 --> 00:55:26,363 - Why now, you're my daughter and I love you very much. 1379 00:55:26,363 --> 00:55:29,326 - Well yes, yes, but where do I come from? 1380 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:31,005 - The Judy department at Sears! 1381 00:55:31,005 --> 00:55:32,329 - Oh Mother, please! 1382 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:34,449 You've got to tell me the truth! 1383 00:55:34,449 --> 00:55:36,683 Who are my real parents? 1384 00:55:36,683 --> 00:55:38,789 - Oh, please, Ginger. 1385 00:55:38,789 --> 00:55:39,622 - Ginger? 1386 00:55:39,622 --> 00:55:40,661 - I mean Judy! 1387 00:55:40,661 --> 00:55:42,490 - You called me Ginger! 1388 00:55:42,490 --> 00:55:47,102 - I knew God would punish me for panning Fiddler. 1389 00:55:47,102 --> 00:55:50,087 (chimes chiming) 1390 00:55:50,087 --> 00:55:52,670 Oh this is so difficult for me! 1391 00:55:53,581 --> 00:55:57,855 Come, let's go have a quiet lunch, just the two of us, 1392 00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,381 and afterwards a long talk. 1393 00:56:00,381 --> 00:56:01,587 Please? 1394 00:56:01,587 --> 00:56:03,267 We need time. 1395 00:56:03,267 --> 00:56:04,512 - Of course, Mother. 1396 00:56:04,512 --> 00:56:05,731 I understand. 1397 00:56:05,731 --> 00:56:08,373 - Ah, you're Ruth Del Marco's child! 1398 00:56:08,373 --> 00:56:09,290 - Oh, my God! 1399 00:56:09,290 --> 00:56:10,874 - You tore it out of me! 1400 00:56:10,874 --> 00:56:14,062 - Do you mean to say I came from that, that-- 1401 00:56:14,062 --> 00:56:16,202 - Oh, I know what you're thinking and it's not true! 1402 00:56:16,202 --> 00:56:17,035 - I'm talented! 1403 00:56:17,035 --> 00:56:17,868 - No! 1404 00:56:17,868 --> 00:56:19,605 - Oh God help me, I'm talented! 1405 00:56:19,605 --> 00:56:20,555 - Darling, you're not! 1406 00:56:20,555 --> 00:56:21,388 Trust me! 1407 00:56:21,388 --> 00:56:22,399 - Oh, it's all my fault! 1408 00:56:22,399 --> 00:56:23,547 - What are you talking about? 1409 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:26,154 - Her talent, her drive, 1410 00:56:26,154 --> 00:56:28,862 her pathological need to be famous! 1411 00:56:28,862 --> 00:56:30,466 Oh God! 1412 00:56:30,466 --> 00:56:33,506 Oh I feel so cheap and dirty! 1413 00:56:33,506 --> 00:56:35,054 How did this happen? 1414 00:56:35,054 --> 00:56:37,033 (melancholy music) 1415 00:56:37,033 --> 00:56:39,283 - I heard Ruth had a child. 1416 00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,435 And when she disappeared, I came looking 1417 00:56:42,435 --> 00:56:45,268 and I found you alone, frightened, 1418 00:56:46,358 --> 00:56:50,376 locked up in your mother's dressing room! 1419 00:56:50,376 --> 00:56:51,209 Oh, Judy. 1420 00:56:52,281 --> 00:56:53,790 - No! 1421 00:56:53,790 --> 00:56:56,935 My name is Ginger Del Marco! 1422 00:56:56,935 --> 00:57:01,935 (dramatic chiming) (Lita gasps) 1423 00:57:02,051 --> 00:57:03,780 - But you're my daughter and I have raised you 1424 00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:05,666 ever since you were two years old. 1425 00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:06,499 - Oh, mother. 1426 00:57:06,499 --> 00:57:09,428 - Okay, seven, what's the difference? 1427 00:57:09,428 --> 00:57:12,776 You were an ordinary little girl 1428 00:57:12,776 --> 00:57:14,866 who couldn't sing or dance at all. 1429 00:57:14,866 --> 00:57:15,699 - Was I, Mother? 1430 00:57:15,699 --> 00:57:16,532 Was I? 1431 00:57:16,532 --> 00:57:17,973 - You're still nothing special. 1432 00:57:17,973 --> 00:57:19,387 - How can you be sure? 1433 00:57:19,387 --> 00:57:21,592 - 'Cause you've grown up beautifully 1434 00:57:21,592 --> 00:57:23,559 and you're married to Kenneth. 1435 00:57:23,559 --> 00:57:24,392 - Frederick! 1436 00:57:24,392 --> 00:57:25,309 - Whatever! 1437 00:57:26,789 --> 00:57:29,357 And together you've given birth to-- 1438 00:57:29,357 --> 00:57:30,319 ♪ Howdy-Do ♪ (Lita sighs) 1439 00:57:30,319 --> 00:57:31,507 ♪ My name is Pippi ♪ 1440 00:57:31,507 --> 00:57:33,622 ♪ P-I-P-P-I ♪ 1441 00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:34,455 - To that 1442 00:57:34,455 --> 00:57:35,288 - Tina! 1443 00:57:35,288 --> 00:57:36,512 Get back here! 1444 00:57:36,512 --> 00:57:38,462 - You must take care of your daughter. 1445 00:57:38,462 --> 00:57:39,295 - But she-- 1446 00:57:39,295 --> 00:57:40,128 - She needs you. 1447 00:57:40,128 --> 00:57:40,961 - But she-- 1448 00:57:40,961 --> 00:57:43,878 - She needs you now more than ever! 1449 00:57:45,565 --> 00:57:49,054 I'm so glad we finally had that little talk! 1450 00:57:49,054 --> 00:57:52,679 Mommy dearest feels so much better now, don't you? 1451 00:57:52,679 --> 00:57:55,454 I'll see you later at the theater honey. 1452 00:57:55,454 --> 00:57:57,326 Break a leg Tina! 1453 00:57:57,326 --> 00:57:59,090 I may be late sweetheart but don't worry, 1454 00:57:59,090 --> 00:58:01,005 I will be there eventually. 1455 00:58:01,005 --> 00:58:04,147 Because as much as Grandma loves you. 1456 00:58:04,147 --> 00:58:06,980 ♪ I hate musicals ♪ 1457 00:58:10,362 --> 00:58:13,529 (audience applauding) 1458 00:58:16,566 --> 00:58:20,227 - Okay, Tina, I want to hear the Pippi ballad from the top. 1459 00:58:20,227 --> 00:58:21,668 - I'm tired, Sylvia. 1460 00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:24,524 - Oh come on, come on, it's almost there! 1461 00:58:24,524 --> 00:58:28,524 - Okay, okay. (slow paced music) 1462 00:58:30,739 --> 00:58:35,606 ♪ When I was a little girl ♪ 1463 00:58:35,606 --> 00:58:37,371 ♪ A little girl of-- ♪ 1464 00:58:37,371 --> 00:58:39,038 - No, it's too cute! 1465 00:58:40,131 --> 00:58:41,370 It needs weight! 1466 00:58:41,370 --> 00:58:43,864 (audience laughing) 1467 00:58:43,864 --> 00:58:44,864 Start again. 1468 00:58:47,298 --> 00:58:50,153 ♪ When I was a-- ♪ 1469 00:58:50,153 --> 00:58:51,820 - No tears, damn it! 1470 00:58:52,754 --> 00:58:54,655 What did I teach you? 1471 00:58:54,655 --> 00:58:57,375 - If I cry the audience won't. 1472 00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,228 - Precisely. 1473 00:58:58,228 --> 00:58:59,084 Start again. 1474 00:58:59,084 --> 00:58:59,917 - No! 1475 00:58:59,917 --> 00:59:00,750 - Tina! 1476 00:59:00,750 --> 00:59:01,583 - I'm tired and I'm hungry! 1477 00:59:01,583 --> 00:59:02,416 - You're a quitter. 1478 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:03,715 - It's a lousy song, anyway. 1479 00:59:03,715 --> 00:59:07,548 - There are no lousy songs, just lazy singers. 1480 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:12,051 Here, I'll show you how it's done. 1481 00:59:12,051 --> 00:59:15,312 ♪ When ♪ 1482 00:59:15,312 --> 00:59:18,510 ♪ I was a little girl ♪ 1483 00:59:18,510 --> 00:59:22,970 ♪ A little girl of seven ♪ 1484 00:59:22,970 --> 00:59:26,788 ♪ My Mommy unexpectedly ♪ 1485 00:59:26,788 --> 00:59:31,131 ♪ Went on a trip to heaven ♪ 1486 00:59:31,131 --> 00:59:32,918 ♪ And Daddy dear ♪ 1487 00:59:32,918 --> 00:59:34,482 ♪ Would kiss my tear ♪ 1488 00:59:34,482 --> 00:59:37,302 ♪ When I would start to cry ♪ 1489 00:59:37,302 --> 00:59:38,596 - No! 1490 00:59:38,596 --> 00:59:40,263 It's too big Sylvia. 1491 00:59:42,448 --> 00:59:43,880 (audience laughing) 1492 00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:45,547 - I beg your pardon? 1493 00:59:47,258 --> 00:59:48,508 - It's too big. 1494 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,630 I think you want the audience to come to you. 1495 00:59:55,697 --> 00:59:58,287 - Excuse me, Judy Denmark. 1496 00:59:58,287 --> 01:00:01,313 But what would you possibly know about it? 1497 01:00:01,313 --> 01:00:02,533 (ominous music) 1498 01:00:02,533 --> 01:00:03,687 - I know enough to see 1499 01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:06,354 that you're pushing for results. 1500 01:00:07,947 --> 01:00:09,231 Look at you. 1501 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:11,787 You're not in the moment. 1502 01:00:11,787 --> 01:00:12,704 Why, you're 1503 01:00:14,739 --> 01:00:16,176 indicating! 1504 01:00:16,176 --> 01:00:19,297 (dramatic chiming) 1505 01:00:19,297 --> 01:00:23,062 - Mama, will you show me how it's done? 1506 01:00:23,062 --> 01:00:25,979 (slow paced music) 1507 01:00:40,179 --> 01:00:41,012 - I can't. 1508 01:00:41,012 --> 01:00:41,890 - Oh yes you can! 1509 01:00:41,890 --> 01:00:44,594 ♪ When ♪ (audience laughing) 1510 01:00:44,594 --> 01:00:48,049 ♪ I was a little girl ♪ 1511 01:00:48,049 --> 01:00:53,049 ♪ A little girl of seven ♪ 1512 01:00:55,185 --> 01:00:59,496 ♪ My Mommy unexpectedly ♪ 1513 01:00:59,496 --> 01:01:04,496 ♪ Went on a trip to heaven ♪ 1514 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:10,450 ♪ And Daddy dear would kiss my tear ♪ 1515 01:01:10,450 --> 01:01:13,593 ♪ When I would start to cry ♪ 1516 01:01:13,593 --> 01:01:16,437 ♪ And say, "Though Mommy's dead, ♪ 1517 01:01:16,437 --> 01:01:18,492 ♪ "She's overhead ♪ 1518 01:01:18,492 --> 01:01:21,825 ♪ "An angel in the sky" ♪ 1519 01:01:27,722 --> 01:01:28,823 Mama? 1520 01:01:28,823 --> 01:01:29,656 Mama? 1521 01:01:31,308 --> 01:01:33,392 ♪ Now ♪ 1522 01:01:33,392 --> 01:01:36,451 ♪ When I lay me down to sleep ♪ 1523 01:01:36,451 --> 01:01:40,070 ♪ I don't turn off the light ♪ 1524 01:01:40,070 --> 01:01:43,155 ♪ So Mom can find me when she comes ♪ 1525 01:01:43,155 --> 01:01:46,729 ♪ To kiss my cheek goodnight ♪ 1526 01:01:46,729 --> 01:01:50,014 ♪ Of course I raise my window now ♪ 1527 01:01:50,014 --> 01:01:52,848 ♪ Before I get in bed ♪ 1528 01:01:52,848 --> 01:01:54,579 ♪ I wouldn't want ♪ 1529 01:01:54,579 --> 01:01:56,099 ♪ My angel Mom ♪ 1530 01:01:56,099 --> 01:02:00,624 ♪ To bang her angel head ♪ (audience laughing) 1531 01:02:00,624 --> 01:02:03,235 I'm a talented girl, Mama! 1532 01:02:03,235 --> 01:02:05,085 ♪ You may say I'm motherless ♪ 1533 01:02:05,085 --> 01:02:07,234 ♪ But I must disagree ♪ (phone ringing) 1534 01:02:07,234 --> 01:02:09,320 ♪ For I live for my Mother ♪ 1535 01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:11,910 ♪ And my Mother lives in me ♪ 1536 01:02:11,910 --> 01:02:14,255 ♪ And everything I'll ever do ♪ 1537 01:02:14,255 --> 01:02:16,487 ♪ And everything I'll be ♪ 1538 01:02:16,487 --> 01:02:18,864 ♪ I'll be because of Mommy dear ♪ 1539 01:02:18,864 --> 01:02:21,300 ♪ My Mother lives in me ♪ 1540 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:24,446 Tina, take the third chorus! 1541 01:02:24,446 --> 01:02:26,061 ♪ You may say I'm motherless ♪ 1542 01:02:26,061 --> 01:02:27,957 ♪ But I must disagree ♪ 1543 01:02:27,957 --> 01:02:28,790 - Arms! 1544 01:02:28,790 --> 01:02:30,094 ♪ For I live for my Mother ♪ 1545 01:02:30,094 --> 01:02:32,158 ♪ And my Mother lives in me ♪ 1546 01:02:32,158 --> 01:02:34,149 - Smile, damn it! 1547 01:02:34,149 --> 01:02:36,159 ♪ And ♪ 1548 01:02:36,159 --> 01:02:38,061 ♪ Everything I'll ever do ♪ 1549 01:02:38,061 --> 01:02:40,147 ♪ And everything I'll be ♪ 1550 01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:44,458 ♪ I'll be because of Mommy dear ♪ 1551 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:45,997 ♪ Mommy's here ♪ 1552 01:02:45,997 --> 01:02:49,101 ♪ My Mother lives in ♪ 1553 01:02:49,101 --> 01:02:51,147 ♪ Me ♪ 1554 01:02:51,147 --> 01:02:53,730 (upbeat music) 1555 01:02:56,110 --> 01:03:00,360 (audience applauding and cheering) 1556 01:03:09,246 --> 01:03:10,948 - Dear Frederick. 1557 01:03:10,948 --> 01:03:13,301 I am writing to tell you that Tina has 1558 01:03:13,301 --> 01:03:15,884 committed an unspeakable crime. 1559 01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:21,421 So I turned her in. (dramatic music) 1560 01:03:21,421 --> 01:03:23,388 Perhaps my biggest mistake was allowing 1561 01:03:23,388 --> 01:03:25,798 Sylvia to handle her defense. 1562 01:03:25,798 --> 01:03:28,150 - Ladies and gentleman of the jury, 1563 01:03:28,150 --> 01:03:32,052 a child is dead and we are heartbroken. 1564 01:03:32,052 --> 01:03:34,781 But I ask you now to consider her parents, 1565 01:03:34,781 --> 01:03:37,723 Mike and Betty Lerman as difficult as this 1566 01:03:37,723 --> 01:03:39,840 must be for them, 1567 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:42,802 imagine how painful it would've been 1568 01:03:42,802 --> 01:03:45,625 for them to have to sit through 1569 01:03:45,625 --> 01:03:47,914 their untalented daughters performance, 1570 01:03:47,914 --> 01:03:51,318 when she was so horribly miscast. 1571 01:03:51,318 --> 01:03:54,056 - Tina Denmark, I hereby sentence you 1572 01:03:54,056 --> 01:03:57,167 to four years at the Daisy Clover School 1573 01:03:57,167 --> 01:04:00,210 for Psychopathic Ingénues. (people shouting) 1574 01:04:00,210 --> 01:04:02,031 (gate clanking) 1575 01:04:02,031 --> 01:04:04,363 ♪ The older girls are dangerous ♪ 1576 01:04:04,363 --> 01:04:06,093 ♪ Their smoking makes me cough ♪ 1577 01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:06,926 (Tina coughing) 1578 01:04:06,926 --> 01:04:08,563 ♪ My life is taking orders ♪ 1579 01:04:08,563 --> 01:04:12,930 ♪ While my Mother's taking off ♪ 1580 01:04:12,930 --> 01:04:14,630 - This year's Tony Award for 1581 01:04:14,630 --> 01:04:18,797 Best Actress in a Musical goes to Ginger Del Marco 1582 01:04:20,438 --> 01:04:21,960 for "Pardon My Wind!" 1583 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:23,176 (audience applauding) 1584 01:04:23,176 --> 01:04:27,843 ♪ I must admit this really makes me burn ♪ 1585 01:04:27,843 --> 01:04:32,843 ♪ A mother shouldn't take her daughter's turn ♪ 1586 01:04:37,306 --> 01:04:38,483 - Talent! 1587 01:04:38,483 --> 01:04:41,402 Inherited and unstoppable, 1588 01:04:41,402 --> 01:04:46,069 dragging generation after generation into the spotlight. 1589 01:04:47,842 --> 01:04:49,768 Remember Judy Denmark? 1590 01:04:49,768 --> 01:04:53,170 Well, four years and two Tony Awards later, 1591 01:04:53,170 --> 01:04:55,003 meet Ginger Del Marco! 1592 01:04:57,107 --> 01:05:01,212 (camera shuttering) (audience cheering) 1593 01:05:01,212 --> 01:05:04,069 Ginger Del Marco, a born-again talent 1594 01:05:04,069 --> 01:05:06,623 who hasn't baked a cookie in years. 1595 01:05:06,623 --> 01:05:07,456 (phone rings) 1596 01:05:07,456 --> 01:05:09,768 A star package, bursting with agents, 1597 01:05:09,768 --> 01:05:12,713 managers, hairdressers, and-- 1598 01:05:12,713 --> 01:05:14,288 - I'll get it. 1599 01:05:14,288 --> 01:05:17,803 - Her devoted personal assistant. 1600 01:05:17,803 --> 01:05:18,970 - This is Eve. 1601 01:05:19,804 --> 01:05:21,207 Eve. 1602 01:05:21,207 --> 01:05:23,762 - A clutching, clawing Broadway wannabe, 1603 01:05:23,762 --> 01:05:28,147 clinging, oh, so desperately to the hem of success. 1604 01:05:28,147 --> 01:05:31,109 - I'm sorry, Miss Del Marco never comes to the phone. 1605 01:05:31,109 --> 01:05:33,601 You'll have to wait until she calls you. 1606 01:05:33,601 --> 01:05:34,434 - Bye-bye! 1607 01:05:34,434 --> 01:05:37,252 (women laughing) 1608 01:05:37,252 --> 01:05:40,459 - On the very morning that Tina was to be released, 1609 01:05:40,459 --> 01:05:44,514 I had the bottomless daiquiri at Lindy's 1610 01:05:44,514 --> 01:05:48,491 and headed straight to Ginger's apartment. 1611 01:05:48,491 --> 01:05:50,703 ♪ That's penthouse apartment ♪ 1612 01:05:50,703 --> 01:05:52,351 ♪ A view of the park ♪ 1613 01:05:52,351 --> 01:05:54,352 ♪ Oh, life is a lark ♪ 1614 01:05:54,352 --> 01:05:56,971 ♪ For Ginger Del Marco ♪ 1615 01:05:56,971 --> 01:05:58,758 ♪ The living is easy ♪ 1616 01:05:58,758 --> 01:06:00,545 ♪ Now that Ginger's on top ♪ 1617 01:06:00,545 --> 01:06:03,207 ♪ Oh, she gets to give orders ♪ 1618 01:06:03,207 --> 01:06:05,414 ♪ Like she's the gestapo ♪ 1619 01:06:05,414 --> 01:06:06,857 ♪ Hey look at me ♪ 1620 01:06:06,857 --> 01:06:09,414 ♪ Oh a kid from Toledo ♪ 1621 01:06:09,414 --> 01:06:11,169 ♪ Living the high life ♪ 1622 01:06:11,169 --> 01:06:13,616 ♪ It's gonna be my life ♪ 1623 01:06:13,616 --> 01:06:15,318 ♪ Being persistent ♪ 1624 01:06:15,318 --> 01:06:17,309 ♪ I became her assistant ♪ 1625 01:06:17,309 --> 01:06:19,703 ♪ I soak up the glamor ♪ 1626 01:06:19,703 --> 01:06:21,300 ♪ And sometimes ♪ 1627 01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:25,607 ♪ I am her ♪ 1628 01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:28,946 ♪ Wee ♪ 1629 01:06:28,946 --> 01:06:30,741 ♪ I put on her undies ♪ 1630 01:06:30,741 --> 01:06:32,626 ♪ Her perfume and jewels ♪ 1631 01:06:32,626 --> 01:06:34,444 ♪ I slip into her nightgown ♪ 1632 01:06:34,444 --> 01:06:36,560 ♪ And slap on her mules ♪ 1633 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,367 ♪ I guzzle her liquor ♪ 1634 01:06:38,367 --> 01:06:39,964 ♪ I eat all her food ♪ 1635 01:06:39,964 --> 01:06:42,184 ♪ Oh, I cuddle her Tony's ♪ 1636 01:06:42,184 --> 01:06:43,809 ♪ When I'm in the nude ♪ 1637 01:06:43,809 --> 01:06:45,518 ♪ I lay on her bed ♪ 1638 01:06:45,518 --> 01:06:47,323 ♪ I read all her mail ♪ 1639 01:06:47,323 --> 01:06:49,570 ♪ I study her movements ♪ 1640 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,421 ♪ Every detail ♪ 1641 01:06:51,421 --> 01:06:53,709 ♪ I wanna be ready ♪ (glass shattering) 1642 01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:55,758 ♪ For one day perhaps ♪ 1643 01:06:55,758 --> 01:06:57,725 ♪ I'll be waiting in the wings ♪ 1644 01:06:57,725 --> 01:07:00,066 ♪ When Ginger snaps ♪ 1645 01:07:00,066 --> 01:07:01,499 (Eve laughing) 1646 01:07:01,499 --> 01:07:03,448 ♪ I pick up her tissues ♪ 1647 01:07:03,448 --> 01:07:05,824 ♪ When she has the flu, choo ♪ 1648 01:07:05,824 --> 01:07:07,300 ♪ When it's off to the beach ♪ 1649 01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:09,737 ♪ I Brazilian her hoo-hoo ♪ 1650 01:07:09,737 --> 01:07:11,803 ♪ I cook, I clean, I wash, I sew ♪ 1651 01:07:11,803 --> 01:07:14,240 ♪ I walk the dog, I shovel snow ♪ 1652 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,492 ♪ Yeah, I'm a glorified maid ♪ 1653 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,990 ♪ But I'm having the time ♪ 1654 01:07:18,990 --> 01:07:20,199 ♪ Of her life ♪ (glass shattering) 1655 01:07:20,199 --> 01:07:23,116 ♪ And getting paid ♪ 1656 01:07:25,316 --> 01:07:27,816 (Eve humming) 1657 01:07:29,153 --> 01:07:31,736 (Eve sniffing) 1658 01:07:32,704 --> 01:07:36,428 ♪ I want a penthouse apartment ♪ 1659 01:07:36,428 --> 01:07:37,994 ♪ With a view of the park ♪ 1660 01:07:37,994 --> 01:07:42,392 ♪ Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1661 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,309 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1662 01:07:46,659 --> 01:07:49,826 (audience applauding) 1663 01:07:54,981 --> 01:07:55,814 I'll get it! 1664 01:07:55,814 --> 01:07:56,844 (doorbell rings) 1665 01:07:56,844 --> 01:07:58,035 Oh fuck. 1666 01:07:58,035 --> 01:08:03,035 (upbeat music) (audience laughing) 1667 01:08:03,228 --> 01:08:04,588 - Hello, Eve. 1668 01:08:04,588 --> 01:08:06,821 - How did you get past the doorman? 1669 01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:09,828 - Easy, I didn't wake him up. 1670 01:08:09,828 --> 01:08:10,716 Is she here? 1671 01:08:10,716 --> 01:08:13,916 - I'm sorry, Miss Del Marco never receives visitors. 1672 01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:16,172 You'll have to wait until she calls on you. 1673 01:08:16,172 --> 01:08:17,767 Bye-bye! 1674 01:08:17,767 --> 01:08:19,843 - So this is the thanks I get 1675 01:08:19,843 --> 01:08:22,483 for all that I've done for her! 1676 01:08:22,483 --> 01:08:24,761 Now she's a big star. 1677 01:08:24,761 --> 01:08:27,081 She's turning her back on her past! 1678 01:08:27,081 --> 01:08:28,879 She thinks she doesn't need me. 1679 01:08:28,879 --> 01:08:32,379 Well, I don't need you Miss Broadway Star, 1680 01:08:33,487 --> 01:08:36,377 Miss Thanks-A-Lot-And-Out-With-The-Garbage! 1681 01:08:36,377 --> 01:08:37,740 - Lower your voice. 1682 01:08:37,740 --> 01:08:39,565 - I got me a better idea. 1683 01:08:39,565 --> 01:08:40,429 (speaking foreign language) 1684 01:08:40,429 --> 01:08:41,693 - Yeah, (speaking foreign language)! 1685 01:08:41,693 --> 01:08:42,664 - Beg your pardon? 1686 01:08:42,664 --> 01:08:43,840 - Shut your pie hole! 1687 01:08:43,840 --> 01:08:44,673 - Eve! 1688 01:08:44,673 --> 01:08:45,506 - Yes, Miss Del Marco? 1689 01:08:45,506 --> 01:08:47,307 - Damn it, Eve, I told you to speak French! 1690 01:08:47,307 --> 01:08:50,128 (speaking foreign language) 1691 01:08:50,128 --> 01:08:52,032 - Here, I got a stain on this. 1692 01:08:52,032 --> 01:08:52,908 (speaking foreign language) 1693 01:08:52,908 --> 01:08:55,850 - No, I think it's clam sauce. 1694 01:08:55,850 --> 01:08:57,248 (speaking foreign language) 1695 01:08:57,248 --> 01:08:58,979 - We have to talk! 1696 01:08:58,979 --> 01:08:59,944 - Call my press agent. 1697 01:08:59,944 --> 01:09:01,473 - I am your press agent. 1698 01:09:01,473 --> 01:09:02,682 - Not anymore you're not! 1699 01:09:02,682 --> 01:09:04,361 Have you seen today's paper? 1700 01:09:04,361 --> 01:09:06,017 Read it! 1701 01:09:06,017 --> 01:09:08,269 - "Although winner of two Tony Awards, 1702 01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:11,757 "Ginger Del Marco is no real actress. 1703 01:09:11,757 --> 01:09:13,544 "She's a no-account entertainer 1704 01:09:13,544 --> 01:09:16,198 "wasting her life doing musicals." 1705 01:09:16,198 --> 01:09:18,494 - That's just your mother being a bore. 1706 01:09:18,494 --> 01:09:20,612 - How can she say such a thing 1707 01:09:20,612 --> 01:09:23,566 when every night you light up the stage 1708 01:09:23,566 --> 01:09:27,033 as Joan of Arc in "Where There's Smoke." 1709 01:09:27,033 --> 01:09:28,741 - The Times said I was on fire. 1710 01:09:28,741 --> 01:09:29,574 - Literally. 1711 01:09:29,574 --> 01:09:32,003 (women laughing) 1712 01:09:32,003 --> 01:09:33,383 - And for your information, 1713 01:09:33,383 --> 01:09:36,528 Lita Encore was not my real mother. 1714 01:09:36,528 --> 01:09:40,028 My mother was the fabulous Ruth Del Marco. 1715 01:09:41,623 --> 01:09:43,076 (slow paced music) 1716 01:09:43,076 --> 01:09:45,332 Her talent is in my blood 1717 01:09:45,332 --> 01:09:47,567 and show business is my life. 1718 01:09:47,567 --> 01:09:51,740 All I care about, all I've ever cared about is my career. 1719 01:09:51,740 --> 01:09:54,467 - That's why you're the toast of Broadway! 1720 01:09:54,467 --> 01:09:55,300 - Toast? 1721 01:09:56,146 --> 01:09:57,646 Don't you mean Danish? 1722 01:09:57,646 --> 01:09:58,766 (dramatic music) 1723 01:09:58,766 --> 01:10:00,060 - Danish? 1724 01:10:00,060 --> 01:10:01,238 - As in Denmark? 1725 01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:02,317 (dramatic music) 1726 01:10:02,317 --> 01:10:03,150 - Denmark? 1727 01:10:03,150 --> 01:10:05,095 - As in Judy Denmark? 1728 01:10:05,095 --> 01:10:06,531 (dramatic chiming) 1729 01:10:06,531 --> 01:10:08,478 - Miss Del Marco has an interview. 1730 01:10:08,478 --> 01:10:10,937 I think you'd better leave. 1731 01:10:10,937 --> 01:10:12,553 - Afraid I'll talk? 1732 01:10:12,553 --> 01:10:15,582 Tell the world you're still a housewife at heart 1733 01:10:15,582 --> 01:10:17,966 with a kid in reform school? 1734 01:10:17,966 --> 01:10:18,876 - Where are my manners? 1735 01:10:18,876 --> 01:10:19,709 Eve? 1736 01:10:19,709 --> 01:10:21,643 - "Don't scratch your scabs 1737 01:10:21,643 --> 01:10:23,322 "or they'll never bet any better!" 1738 01:10:23,322 --> 01:10:26,052 (audience laughing) 1739 01:10:26,052 --> 01:10:27,997 - She's nuts, but I don't pay her much. 1740 01:10:27,997 --> 01:10:30,581 Why don't you take our guest to the kitchen 1741 01:10:30,581 --> 01:10:31,972 and fix her a snack? 1742 01:10:31,972 --> 01:10:35,612 - Come on, Sylvia, I've got sushi in the oven. 1743 01:10:35,612 --> 01:10:36,945 - How could you? 1744 01:10:37,905 --> 01:10:42,572 - Today is the day that your daughter is being released. 1745 01:10:52,236 --> 01:10:53,560 - Boys. 1746 01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:56,060 (light music) 1747 01:11:05,691 --> 01:11:09,808 ♪ Once life was simple ♪ 1748 01:11:09,808 --> 01:11:13,115 ♪ And (singing in foreign language) ♪ 1749 01:11:13,115 --> 01:11:17,318 ♪ I was an ordinary nothing ♪ 1750 01:11:17,318 --> 01:11:20,224 ♪ Just like you ♪ 1751 01:11:20,224 --> 01:11:23,805 ♪ Oh how I loved to cook and clean ♪ 1752 01:11:23,805 --> 01:11:27,270 ♪ My life an open magazine ♪ 1753 01:11:27,270 --> 01:11:29,325 ♪ Just like every happy ♪ 1754 01:11:29,325 --> 01:11:32,938 ♪ Housewife way back when ♪ 1755 01:11:32,938 --> 01:11:36,653 ♪ But it can never be ♪ 1756 01:11:36,653 --> 01:11:39,961 ♪ That way again ♪ 1757 01:11:39,961 --> 01:11:43,512 ♪ I lost the apron ♪ 1758 01:11:43,512 --> 01:11:46,505 ♪ I found my voice ♪ 1759 01:11:46,505 --> 01:11:49,938 ♪ And now I live my life onstage ♪ 1760 01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:54,938 ♪ I have ♪ 1761 01:11:57,245 --> 01:11:58,499 ♪ No choice ♪ 1762 01:11:58,499 --> 01:11:59,781 (audience laughing) 1763 01:11:59,781 --> 01:12:03,245 ♪ A woman doomed to entertain ♪ 1764 01:12:03,245 --> 01:12:06,582 ♪ Must use applause to ease the pain ♪ 1765 01:12:06,582 --> 01:12:08,435 ♪ When she gets that old ♪ 1766 01:12:08,435 --> 01:12:12,050 ♪ Familiar housewife yen ♪ 1767 01:12:12,050 --> 01:12:15,953 ♪ But it can never be ♪ 1768 01:12:15,953 --> 01:12:19,505 ♪ That way again ♪ 1769 01:12:19,505 --> 01:12:22,088 (solemn music) 1770 01:12:23,379 --> 01:12:26,233 Do you think I like this? 1771 01:12:26,233 --> 01:12:28,316 Do you think I want this? 1772 01:12:29,763 --> 01:12:32,662 Do you know what it's like to lie in bed night after night 1773 01:12:32,662 --> 01:12:35,859 fighting the urge to defrost your freezer 1774 01:12:35,859 --> 01:12:40,345 or to run a vacuum and clean your own house? 1775 01:12:40,345 --> 01:12:41,626 But I can't. 1776 01:12:41,626 --> 01:12:42,459 I can't! 1777 01:12:45,401 --> 01:12:46,318 I'm a star! 1778 01:12:47,555 --> 01:12:50,412 (Ginger sniffing) 1779 01:12:50,412 --> 01:12:54,070 ♪ Now people love me ♪ (glass shattering) 1780 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,841 ♪ From Hell to Main ♪ 1781 01:12:56,841 --> 01:12:59,748 ♪ So it's goodbye to apple pie ♪ 1782 01:12:59,748 --> 01:13:04,748 ♪ Bonjour Champaign ♪ 1783 01:13:04,889 --> 01:13:09,889 ♪ Perhaps to you this won't make sense ♪ 1784 01:13:11,715 --> 01:13:16,715 ♪ I'll always miss my picket fence ♪ 1785 01:13:18,371 --> 01:13:19,728 ♪ I had a life ♪ 1786 01:13:19,728 --> 01:13:23,921 ♪ Not just an ego way back when ♪ 1787 01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:27,527 ♪ But now I star ♪ 1788 01:13:27,527 --> 01:13:30,616 ♪ In Broadway shows ♪ 1789 01:13:30,616 --> 01:13:33,471 ♪ 'Cause in my veins ♪ 1790 01:13:33,471 --> 01:13:36,863 ♪ The talent flows ♪ 1791 01:13:36,863 --> 01:13:39,780 This time I'm doing it for me Mama! 1792 01:13:40,982 --> 01:13:45,594 ♪ It can never be ♪ 1793 01:13:45,594 --> 01:13:48,267 ♪ That way ♪ 1794 01:13:48,267 --> 01:13:52,850 ♪ Again ♪ (upbeat music) 1795 01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:59,390 (audience applauding) 1796 01:14:02,471 --> 01:14:04,706 (Ginger screams) (dramatic chiming) 1797 01:14:04,706 --> 01:14:06,736 What the hell is this doing here? 1798 01:14:06,736 --> 01:14:09,146 - I thought it might remind you. 1799 01:14:09,146 --> 01:14:10,621 - I can't imagine of what? 1800 01:14:10,621 --> 01:14:12,578 - She's done her time at Clover. 1801 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:14,558 Arrangements must be made. 1802 01:14:14,558 --> 01:14:15,700 - What sort of arrangements? 1803 01:14:15,700 --> 01:14:17,820 - Clearly, you have no time for her. 1804 01:14:17,820 --> 01:14:21,671 You have no time for anyone but yourself. 1805 01:14:21,671 --> 01:14:23,403 What that child needs is-- 1806 01:14:23,403 --> 01:14:24,964 - I know what she needs, Sylvia! 1807 01:14:24,964 --> 01:14:25,995 I'm her mother! 1808 01:14:25,995 --> 01:14:27,704 (dramatic chiming) 1809 01:14:27,704 --> 01:14:29,589 - How dare you take that tone with me! 1810 01:14:29,589 --> 01:14:32,045 - Sylvia, it's not that I don't appreciate 1811 01:14:32,045 --> 01:14:33,278 everything you've done for me, 1812 01:14:33,278 --> 01:14:34,668 but look at me, darling. 1813 01:14:34,668 --> 01:14:35,969 I've outgrown you. 1814 01:14:35,969 --> 01:14:38,386 - I made you a Broadway star! 1815 01:14:39,289 --> 01:14:40,855 - Of musical comedy! 1816 01:14:40,855 --> 01:14:42,939 Damn it Sylvia, I want to act! 1817 01:14:42,939 --> 01:14:45,452 Which reminds me, I'm flying to the coast tomorrow 1818 01:14:45,452 --> 01:14:47,067 to shoot a screen test. 1819 01:14:47,067 --> 01:14:48,007 - Movies! 1820 01:14:48,007 --> 01:14:49,859 I might have known! 1821 01:14:49,859 --> 01:14:50,692 Well, 1822 01:14:52,061 --> 01:14:53,913 you can't go. 1823 01:14:53,913 --> 01:14:55,302 You've got a show to do 1824 01:14:55,302 --> 01:14:58,062 and your understudy broke her neck. 1825 01:14:58,062 --> 01:14:59,367 - She started it! 1826 01:14:59,367 --> 01:15:00,855 - Oh Ginger. 1827 01:15:00,855 --> 01:15:02,275 - Let me go, Sylvia. 1828 01:15:02,275 --> 01:15:03,325 - What? (tense music) 1829 01:15:03,325 --> 01:15:05,221 - You've got to let me go! 1830 01:15:05,221 --> 01:15:06,693 - I can't! 1831 01:15:06,693 --> 01:15:08,191 - I'll give you anything you want. 1832 01:15:08,191 --> 01:15:10,764 A new car, a fur coat, 1833 01:15:10,764 --> 01:15:13,645 an acting school for kids. 1834 01:15:13,645 --> 01:15:16,608 ♪ You say that I can have anything ♪ 1835 01:15:16,608 --> 01:15:17,441 ♪ That I want ♪ 1836 01:15:17,441 --> 01:15:18,274 - Name it. 1837 01:15:18,274 --> 01:15:19,401 - I want the girl. 1838 01:15:19,401 --> 01:15:20,449 - What? 1839 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:23,230 ♪ You say that you will pay any price ♪ 1840 01:15:23,230 --> 01:15:24,736 ♪ May I be blunt ♪ 1841 01:15:24,736 --> 01:15:27,292 ♪ I want the girl ♪ 1842 01:15:27,292 --> 01:15:28,125 ♪ Look around ♪ 1843 01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:30,630 ♪ Look what I've made here ♪ 1844 01:15:30,630 --> 01:15:33,262 ♪ I didn't do it for you ♪ 1845 01:15:33,262 --> 01:15:36,556 ♪ I'm not cutting out till I'm paid dear ♪ 1846 01:15:36,556 --> 01:15:37,969 ♪ So save your behavior ♪ 1847 01:15:37,969 --> 01:15:40,525 ♪ It's much too abusive ♪ 1848 01:15:40,525 --> 01:15:41,723 ♪ I want the girl ♪ 1849 01:15:41,723 --> 01:15:45,339 ♪ And I want an exclusive ♪ 1850 01:15:45,339 --> 01:15:47,339 - I know this rotten business inside out 1851 01:15:47,339 --> 01:15:51,488 and I will not allow any child of mine anywhere near it. 1852 01:15:51,488 --> 01:15:54,043 - Afraid of the competition? 1853 01:15:54,043 --> 01:15:55,626 - Good-bye, Sylvia. 1854 01:16:00,872 --> 01:16:02,955 (audience laughing) 1855 01:16:02,955 --> 01:16:05,833 ♪ She thinks that she can toss me aside ♪ 1856 01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:07,513 ♪ She's got her nerve ♪ 1857 01:16:07,513 --> 01:16:09,482 ♪ I'll get the girl ♪ 1858 01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:12,366 ♪ So hopelessly wrapped up in your life ♪ 1859 01:16:12,366 --> 01:16:14,123 ♪ You don't deserve ♪ 1860 01:16:14,123 --> 01:16:16,850 ♪ That little girl ♪ 1861 01:16:16,850 --> 01:16:19,914 ♪ True, your reviews may be glowing ♪ 1862 01:16:19,914 --> 01:16:22,444 ♪ The critics darling they say ♪ 1863 01:16:22,444 --> 01:16:26,021 ♪ Well darling, your ego is showing ♪ 1864 01:16:26,021 --> 01:16:27,579 ♪ Today's hot tamale ♪ 1865 01:16:27,579 --> 01:16:29,428 ♪ Tomorrow grows colder ♪ 1866 01:16:29,428 --> 01:16:31,085 ♪ The future is here dear ♪ 1867 01:16:31,085 --> 01:16:35,728 ♪ Look over your shoulder ♪ 1868 01:16:35,728 --> 01:16:38,447 ♪ I'm gonna take her ♪ 1869 01:16:38,447 --> 01:16:41,740 ♪ And I'm gonna make her ♪ 1870 01:16:41,740 --> 01:16:43,194 ♪ A bigger star ♪ 1871 01:16:43,194 --> 01:16:48,194 ♪ A brighter star than you ♪ 1872 01:16:48,224 --> 01:16:50,968 ♪ Stand back, this time she's hitting the heights ♪ 1873 01:16:50,968 --> 01:16:52,412 ♪ That gorgeous face ♪ 1874 01:16:52,412 --> 01:16:55,035 ♪ Those golden curls ♪ 1875 01:16:55,035 --> 01:16:57,579 ♪ I see a blazing theater marquee ♪ 1876 01:16:57,579 --> 01:16:59,771 ♪ My name in lights ♪ 1877 01:16:59,771 --> 01:17:01,354 I mean, the girl's. 1878 01:17:03,002 --> 01:17:06,253 ♪ Though you may not understand dear ♪ 1879 01:17:06,253 --> 01:17:08,757 ♪ Maybe you'll thank me one day ♪ 1880 01:17:08,757 --> 01:17:12,287 ♪ For taking these matters in hand dear ♪ 1881 01:17:12,287 --> 01:17:14,834 ♪ So go on and polish your star ♪ 1882 01:17:14,834 --> 01:17:15,720 ♪ As it rises ♪ 1883 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:17,334 ♪ But don't burn your bridges ♪ 1884 01:17:17,334 --> 01:17:21,570 ♪ Life's full of surprises ♪ 1885 01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:24,247 ♪ I'm gonna take her ♪ 1886 01:17:24,247 --> 01:17:27,478 ♪ And I'm gonna make her ♪ 1887 01:17:27,478 --> 01:17:29,209 ♪ A bigger star ♪ 1888 01:17:29,209 --> 01:17:31,806 ♪ A brighter star than you ♪ 1889 01:17:31,806 --> 01:17:34,299 ♪ Just wait and see ♪ 1890 01:17:34,299 --> 01:17:36,995 ♪ I want the girl ♪ 1891 01:17:36,995 --> 01:17:40,215 ♪ I'll get the girl ♪ 1892 01:17:40,215 --> 01:17:43,161 ♪ I want the girl ♪ 1893 01:17:43,161 --> 01:17:45,411 ♪ To be me ♪ 1894 01:17:46,539 --> 01:17:48,346 (camera shuttering) 1895 01:17:48,346 --> 01:17:49,179 ♪ To be me ♪ 1896 01:17:49,179 --> 01:17:50,026 (camera shuttering) 1897 01:17:50,026 --> 01:17:51,077 ♪ Be me ♪ (camera shuttering) 1898 01:17:51,077 --> 01:17:52,277 ♪ Be me ♪ (camera shuttering) 1899 01:17:52,277 --> 01:17:54,648 ♪ Be me ♪ (camera shuttering) 1900 01:17:54,648 --> 01:17:56,566 ♪ To be ♪ 1901 01:17:56,566 --> 01:17:58,316 ♪ Me ♪ 1902 01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:08,111 (camera shuttering) (audience applauding) 1903 01:18:10,536 --> 01:18:13,906 (Eve and Ginger clapping) 1904 01:18:13,906 --> 01:18:14,739 - I'll get it! 1905 01:18:14,739 --> 01:18:16,357 (phone rings.) 1906 01:18:16,357 --> 01:18:17,190 - No, Eve. 1907 01:18:18,065 --> 01:18:19,065 I'll get it. 1908 01:18:20,621 --> 01:18:22,056 (tense music) 1909 01:18:22,056 --> 01:18:22,889 Yeah? 1910 01:18:25,553 --> 01:18:27,524 You may send her up. 1911 01:18:27,524 --> 01:18:29,489 (Sylvia gasping) 1912 01:18:29,489 --> 01:18:33,339 Sylvia, would you care to freshen up? 1913 01:18:33,339 --> 01:18:36,339 - Thanks dear, I don't mind if I do. 1914 01:18:37,416 --> 01:18:39,725 - There's a gas station on the corner. 1915 01:18:39,725 --> 01:18:42,558 (Ginger laughing) 1916 01:18:43,767 --> 01:18:45,184 - I'm not leaving 1917 01:18:46,177 --> 01:18:48,111 until we have a deal! 1918 01:18:48,111 --> 01:18:50,057 - Yeah, well, try not to get 1919 01:18:50,057 --> 01:18:52,027 make-up all over my hand towels. 1920 01:18:52,027 --> 01:18:53,298 (doorbell rings) 1921 01:18:53,298 --> 01:18:56,548 (light dramatic music) 1922 01:19:07,718 --> 01:19:10,885 Eve, say hello to my darling daughter. 1923 01:19:11,945 --> 01:19:14,628 - Oh, it's awfully nice to meet you! 1924 01:19:14,628 --> 01:19:17,332 I've heard absolutely nothing about you! 1925 01:19:17,332 --> 01:19:18,531 - Eve, Tina, Tina, Eve. 1926 01:19:18,531 --> 01:19:19,364 - Tina? 1927 01:19:19,364 --> 01:19:20,197 (dramatic music) 1928 01:19:20,197 --> 01:19:21,484 Tina Denmark? 1929 01:19:21,484 --> 01:19:22,459 (dramatic music) 1930 01:19:22,459 --> 01:19:26,449 Say, aren't you the dame that killed that Lerman kid 1931 01:19:26,449 --> 01:19:27,828 for a part in a play? 1932 01:19:27,828 --> 01:19:29,742 - Well not just any part, the lead! 1933 01:19:29,742 --> 01:19:32,011 - Ah, how did ya do it? 1934 01:19:32,011 --> 01:19:33,753 - She hung her with a jump rope. 1935 01:19:33,753 --> 01:19:34,908 You remember that? 1936 01:19:34,908 --> 01:19:37,219 I was so angry with you! 1937 01:19:37,219 --> 01:19:38,280 Now there's a few actresses 1938 01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:39,712 I'd like to hang with a jump rope. 1939 01:19:39,712 --> 01:19:40,910 (Eve and Ginger laughing) 1940 01:19:40,910 --> 01:19:41,743 - Me, too! 1941 01:19:41,743 --> 01:19:43,777 (Eve speaks gibberish) - Eve! 1942 01:19:43,777 --> 01:19:45,305 (Eve speaking foreign language) 1943 01:19:45,305 --> 01:19:46,662 - Go crush me an aspirin. 1944 01:19:46,662 --> 01:19:48,279 - Ooh, I'm afraid we're all out of aspirin. 1945 01:19:48,279 --> 01:19:50,130 But how about a Valium? 1946 01:19:50,130 --> 01:19:51,880 - Let's all take one! 1947 01:19:52,929 --> 01:19:55,679 (Ginger humming) 1948 01:19:58,661 --> 01:20:00,327 Now, go walk Puddles. 1949 01:20:00,327 --> 01:20:03,450 (Eve speaking foreign language) 1950 01:20:03,450 --> 01:20:05,301 I counted those. 1951 01:20:05,301 --> 01:20:08,317 (slow paced music) 1952 01:20:08,317 --> 01:20:09,557 Hello, Tina. 1953 01:20:09,557 --> 01:20:11,558 - Hello, Mother. 1954 01:20:11,558 --> 01:20:12,734 - You look different. 1955 01:20:12,734 --> 01:20:14,062 - So do you. 1956 01:20:14,062 --> 01:20:16,467 You look, beautiful! 1957 01:20:16,467 --> 01:20:18,692 - Sorry I haven't visited you at school. 1958 01:20:18,692 --> 01:20:20,395 More often I mean. 1959 01:20:20,395 --> 01:20:22,170 - Once would've been nice. 1960 01:20:22,170 --> 01:20:23,528 - Mommy's been very busy. 1961 01:20:23,528 --> 01:20:24,972 - So, it's true! 1962 01:20:24,972 --> 01:20:27,222 My mother, a Broadway star! 1963 01:20:28,255 --> 01:20:30,021 - They say I can play anything, you know. 1964 01:20:30,021 --> 01:20:31,199 - That's what I hear. 1965 01:20:31,199 --> 01:20:33,979 - Well that's what they say. 1966 01:20:33,979 --> 01:20:37,422 - Sit down mother, I wanna sing you something. 1967 01:20:37,422 --> 01:20:38,984 (audience laughing) 1968 01:20:38,984 --> 01:20:41,180 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 1969 01:20:41,180 --> 01:20:43,883 ♪ All I wanted was to shine ♪ 1970 01:20:43,883 --> 01:20:45,391 ♪ Brighter than the stars ♪ 1971 01:20:45,391 --> 01:20:48,559 ♪ Up in the sky ♪ 1972 01:20:48,559 --> 01:20:50,796 ♪ It was not too long ago ♪ 1973 01:20:50,796 --> 01:20:53,170 ♪ That my life was just a show ♪ 1974 01:20:53,170 --> 01:20:54,548 ♪ And the only stars were ♪ 1975 01:20:54,548 --> 01:20:59,393 ♪ Me, myself, and I ♪ 1976 01:20:59,393 --> 01:21:01,713 ♪ But time has passed ♪ 1977 01:21:01,713 --> 01:21:04,099 ♪ And I have changed, it's true ♪ 1978 01:21:04,099 --> 01:21:05,802 ♪ Now I come home ♪ 1979 01:21:05,802 --> 01:21:09,683 ♪ To share all that I've learned with you ♪ 1980 01:21:09,683 --> 01:21:14,484 ♪ The applause is wonderful, I know ♪ 1981 01:21:14,484 --> 01:21:16,925 ♪ But you can't take the audience ♪ 1982 01:21:16,925 --> 01:21:21,213 ♪ Home with you after the show ♪ 1983 01:21:21,213 --> 01:21:23,950 - Well, not all of them anyway. 1984 01:21:23,950 --> 01:21:26,950 (audience laughing) 1985 01:21:28,582 --> 01:21:30,810 ♪ There's more to life ♪ 1986 01:21:30,810 --> 01:21:33,194 ♪ Than being a star ♪ 1987 01:21:33,194 --> 01:21:37,472 ♪ Eating caviar in a fancy car ♪ 1988 01:21:37,472 --> 01:21:39,440 ♪ There's home and heart ♪ 1989 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:44,440 ♪ And if you're smart you'll know ♪ 1990 01:21:45,814 --> 01:21:48,009 ♪ Rolling outside in the grass ♪ 1991 01:21:48,009 --> 01:21:53,009 ♪ Sure beats rolling in dough ♪ 1992 01:21:53,185 --> 01:21:55,151 ♪ There's more to life ♪ 1993 01:21:55,151 --> 01:21:57,145 ♪ Than a Tony Award ♪ 1994 01:21:57,145 --> 01:21:59,121 ♪ For soon you'll grow bored ♪ 1995 01:21:59,121 --> 01:22:01,260 ♪ With being adored ♪ 1996 01:22:01,260 --> 01:22:03,120 ♪ There's Christmas cheer ♪ 1997 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,962 ♪ And ginger beer ♪ 1998 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:09,273 ♪ And now ♪ 1999 01:22:09,273 --> 01:22:11,280 ♪ Taking a walk in the park ♪ 2000 01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:15,472 ♪ Sure beats taking a bow ♪ 2001 01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:18,672 ♪ All the years I have wasted ♪ 2002 01:22:18,672 --> 01:22:22,845 ♪ Seeking attention and praise ♪ 2003 01:22:22,845 --> 01:22:26,716 ♪ Now I know there are far better ways ♪ 2004 01:22:26,716 --> 01:22:30,181 ♪ To fill up my days ♪ 2005 01:22:30,181 --> 01:22:31,798 ♪ Just look around ♪ 2006 01:22:31,798 --> 01:22:36,673 ♪ There are wonderful things to be done ♪ 2007 01:22:36,673 --> 01:22:38,675 ♪ Like the saving the planet ♪ 2008 01:22:38,675 --> 01:22:40,118 ♪ Or being a nurse ♪ 2009 01:22:40,118 --> 01:22:41,904 ♪ Or a nun ♪ 2010 01:22:41,904 --> 01:22:44,904 (audience laughing) 2011 01:22:46,397 --> 01:22:48,551 - You're right Tina, (slow paced music) 2012 01:22:48,551 --> 01:22:50,316 there is something missing in my life. 2013 01:22:50,316 --> 01:22:52,325 - I know, mother. 2014 01:22:52,325 --> 01:22:54,552 - Audiences love me, they do. 2015 01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:56,198 But it's like you said, 2016 01:22:56,198 --> 01:23:00,402 you can't take the audience home with you after the show. 2017 01:23:00,402 --> 01:23:01,235 Well-- 2018 01:23:01,235 --> 01:23:03,984 ♪ There's more to life ♪ 2019 01:23:03,984 --> 01:23:06,831 ♪ Than a life on the stage ♪ 2020 01:23:06,831 --> 01:23:09,098 ♪ Time to let go ♪ 2021 01:23:09,098 --> 01:23:11,561 ♪ And start a new page ♪ 2022 01:23:11,561 --> 01:23:15,527 ♪ Remember ♪ 2023 01:23:15,527 --> 01:23:19,205 ♪ How beautiful life was back then ♪ 2024 01:23:19,205 --> 01:23:22,693 ♪ I'm here ♪ 2025 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:26,274 ♪ I'm home ♪ 2026 01:23:26,274 --> 01:23:27,955 ♪ Mother dear ♪ 2027 01:23:27,955 --> 01:23:30,502 ♪ It's our chance to be happy ♪ 2028 01:23:30,502 --> 01:23:32,502 ♪ Again ♪ 2029 01:23:37,409 --> 01:23:40,576 (audience applauding) 2030 01:23:43,273 --> 01:23:44,213 - Knock it off, Tina! 2031 01:23:44,213 --> 01:23:45,486 What are you really doing here? 2032 01:23:45,486 --> 01:23:46,739 - What do you think I'm doing here? 2033 01:23:46,739 --> 01:23:47,605 - How the hell should I know? 2034 01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:49,884 I'm a Broadway star, not a Broadway mind-reader. 2035 01:23:49,884 --> 01:23:51,338 - I want what I've always wanted! 2036 01:23:51,338 --> 01:23:52,531 - And what pray tell is that? 2037 01:23:52,531 --> 01:23:53,856 - To be the star of this family. 2038 01:23:53,856 --> 01:23:56,130 Now outta my way, I'm going to my room to unpack. 2039 01:23:56,130 --> 01:23:56,963 - You can't. 2040 01:23:56,963 --> 01:23:57,796 - Why not? 2041 01:23:57,796 --> 01:23:58,629 - I sold all your furniture. 2042 01:23:58,629 --> 01:23:59,462 - I can make some. 2043 01:23:59,462 --> 01:24:01,066 I've had four years of woodshop. 2044 01:24:01,066 --> 01:24:03,023 (audience laughing) 2045 01:24:03,023 --> 01:24:04,434 - Sit down, Tina. 2046 01:24:04,434 --> 01:24:07,267 There's something I must show you. 2047 01:24:11,002 --> 01:24:15,366 "Ruthless: The Life and Times of Ruth Del Marco. 2048 01:24:15,366 --> 01:24:17,368 (slow paced music) 2049 01:24:17,368 --> 01:24:21,164 "A woman born with a deadly combination of talent, drive, 2050 01:24:21,164 --> 01:24:23,282 "and a desperate need to be famous, 2051 01:24:23,282 --> 01:24:25,539 "Ruth Del Marco couldn't help herself. 2052 01:24:25,539 --> 01:24:28,454 "Though she entertained and delighted millions, 2053 01:24:28,454 --> 01:24:32,621 "she was destined to destroy everyone around her." 2054 01:24:34,736 --> 01:24:37,615 Ruth Del Marco was my mother. 2055 01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:39,989 She couldn't help herself and neither can I. 2056 01:24:39,989 --> 01:24:44,044 - Are you saying that Ruth Del Marco was my grandmother? 2057 01:24:44,044 --> 01:24:47,218 - Don't you see Tina, I want you to be happy. 2058 01:24:47,218 --> 01:24:48,051 - What about you? 2059 01:24:48,051 --> 01:24:51,187 - It's too late for me, but you're still young and strong. 2060 01:24:51,187 --> 01:24:52,365 I want you to fight it! 2061 01:24:52,365 --> 01:24:54,107 - Oh nice try, Ginger! 2062 01:24:54,107 --> 01:24:57,606 Judy or whatever the hell your name is, but you owe me this! 2063 01:24:57,606 --> 01:24:58,483 - Come again? 2064 01:24:58,483 --> 01:25:00,954 - You turned me in just when I could've had a career. 2065 01:25:00,954 --> 01:25:03,167 (Ginger laughing) 2066 01:25:03,167 --> 01:25:05,417 - Let's not get nuts, Tina. 2067 01:25:06,419 --> 01:25:08,623 It was a school show. 2068 01:25:08,623 --> 01:25:10,997 Besides, I did it for your own good. 2069 01:25:10,997 --> 01:25:12,452 - Bullshit! 2070 01:25:12,452 --> 01:25:14,648 You did it for your own good! 2071 01:25:14,648 --> 01:25:18,254 All so you'd be free to run to New York and have my career! 2072 01:25:18,254 --> 01:25:19,515 Well, it won't wash. 2073 01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:21,141 I'm back, and you're my mother, 2074 01:25:21,141 --> 01:25:23,389 so you better start acting like it! 2075 01:25:23,389 --> 01:25:28,389 ♪ You're not my only reason to exist, dear ♪ 2076 01:25:28,501 --> 01:25:29,880 ♪ When I think of all the life ♪ 2077 01:25:29,880 --> 01:25:32,072 ♪ I might have missed dear ♪ 2078 01:25:32,072 --> 01:25:35,090 ♪ Yes, I had a life before your birth, dear ♪ 2079 01:25:35,090 --> 01:25:37,186 ♪ You're not my only reason to be living ♪ 2080 01:25:37,186 --> 01:25:41,112 ♪ Here on earth, dear ♪ 2081 01:25:41,112 --> 01:25:42,505 ♪ Being a Mother ♪ 2082 01:25:42,505 --> 01:25:44,290 ♪ Is only a fraction ♪ - Ow! 2083 01:25:44,290 --> 01:25:47,531 ♪ Even a Mother's entitled to action ♪ 2084 01:25:47,531 --> 01:25:49,199 ♪ Don't get me wrong kid ♪ 2085 01:25:49,199 --> 01:25:50,793 ♪ I know the score ♪ 2086 01:25:50,793 --> 01:25:52,095 ♪ But I've done double-duty ♪ 2087 01:25:52,095 --> 01:25:54,120 ♪ And now I want more ♪ 2088 01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,724 ♪ I fed you, I dressed you ♪ 2089 01:25:55,724 --> 01:25:57,360 ♪ You sneezed and I god blessed you ♪ 2090 01:25:57,360 --> 01:26:00,528 ♪ Now I have a life ♪ 2091 01:26:00,528 --> 01:26:02,761 ♪ I'm more than a Mother ♪ 2092 01:26:02,761 --> 01:26:07,071 ♪ More than a wife ♪ 2093 01:26:07,071 --> 01:26:07,904 ♪ I am your kid ♪ 2094 01:26:07,904 --> 01:26:10,045 ♪ And there's no going back, Mom ♪ 2095 01:26:10,045 --> 01:26:13,275 ♪ I'm here and now I think I'll go unpack, Mom ♪ 2096 01:26:13,275 --> 01:26:16,622 ♪ Whatever I am Mom, I owe it to you ♪ 2097 01:26:16,622 --> 01:26:19,853 ♪ So you can't disregard me and discard me on cue ♪ 2098 01:26:19,853 --> 01:26:23,075 ♪ My lawyers all agree ♪ 2099 01:26:23,075 --> 01:26:24,817 ♪ Good or bad luck, Mom ♪ 2100 01:26:24,817 --> 01:26:27,695 ♪ You're stuck Mom, with me ♪ 2101 01:26:27,695 --> 01:26:29,523 (slow gentle music) 2102 01:26:29,523 --> 01:26:32,541 ♪ Let's be calm ♪ 2103 01:26:32,541 --> 01:26:35,065 ♪ Let's not shout ♪ (drill buzzing) 2104 01:26:35,065 --> 01:26:37,898 ♪ Let's try and understand ♪ 2105 01:26:37,898 --> 01:26:42,898 ♪ What this is really all about ♪ 2106 01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:48,240 ♪ Who'd have thought we'd come to this position ♪ 2107 01:26:49,199 --> 01:26:54,199 ♪ Mother, daughter locked in competition ♪ 2108 01:26:54,342 --> 01:26:55,904 ♪ And all I want is ♪ 2109 01:26:55,904 --> 01:26:56,995 ♪ All I'm saying ♪ 2110 01:26:56,995 --> 01:27:01,057 ♪ All I hope is all I'm praying ♪ 2111 01:27:01,057 --> 01:27:04,578 ♪ It's for you to look at me ♪ ♪ Look at me ♪ 2112 01:27:04,578 --> 01:27:06,429 ♪ Look at me ♪ ♪ Look at me ♪ 2113 01:27:06,429 --> 01:27:07,569 ♪ Look at me ♪ ♪ Look at me ♪ 2114 01:27:07,569 --> 01:27:08,402 ♪ Me ♪ ♪ Me ♪ 2115 01:27:08,402 --> 01:27:09,235 ♪ Me ♪ ♪ Me ♪ 2116 01:27:09,235 --> 01:27:10,529 ♪ Look at me ♪ 2117 01:27:10,529 --> 01:27:12,277 (gentle music) 2118 01:27:12,277 --> 01:27:16,318 ♪ Parents and children ♪ 2119 01:27:16,318 --> 01:27:20,661 ♪ So often like strangers ♪ 2120 01:27:20,661 --> 01:27:25,167 ♪ Compete for attention ♪ 2121 01:27:25,167 --> 01:27:29,005 ♪ Vie for respect ♪ 2122 01:27:29,005 --> 01:27:32,759 ♪ Parents and children ♪ 2123 01:27:32,759 --> 01:27:36,250 ♪ Acting like strangers ♪ 2124 01:27:36,250 --> 01:27:40,043 ♪ If you take a moment to reflect ♪ 2125 01:27:40,043 --> 01:27:41,486 ♪ You'll see ♪ 2126 01:27:41,486 --> 01:27:43,309 ♪ We're no different ♪ 2127 01:27:43,309 --> 01:27:46,142 ♪ From any family ♪ 2128 01:27:47,586 --> 01:27:50,771 ♪ You're my mother ♪ (doll cracking) 2129 01:27:50,771 --> 01:27:54,205 ♪ You're my daughter ♪ (doll cracking) 2130 01:27:54,205 --> 01:27:58,067 ♪ Look at ♪ 2131 01:27:58,067 --> 01:27:59,817 ♪ Me ♪ 2132 01:28:02,218 --> 01:28:04,021 - Bitch! 2133 01:28:04,021 --> 01:28:05,251 (audience applauding) 2134 01:28:05,251 --> 01:28:07,200 - How could you do this to your only child? 2135 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:09,382 - The same way my Mother did it to me. 2136 01:28:09,382 --> 01:28:14,043 - Something I'm sure she's regretted every day of her life. 2137 01:28:14,043 --> 01:28:15,562 Hello, Tina. 2138 01:28:15,562 --> 01:28:17,830 - All that woman cared about was her career. 2139 01:28:17,830 --> 01:28:19,158 I can't say that I blame her. 2140 01:28:19,158 --> 01:28:21,969 - Your mother is so proud of you. 2141 01:28:21,969 --> 01:28:23,379 - My mother is dead. 2142 01:28:23,379 --> 01:28:24,212 - Am I? 2143 01:28:24,212 --> 01:28:26,331 (tense music) 2144 01:28:26,331 --> 01:28:30,548 - The critics tried to kill me, but I'm still here! 2145 01:28:30,548 --> 01:28:32,206 - I don't understand, Sylvia. 2146 01:28:32,206 --> 01:28:34,456 - No, my child, not Sylvia, 2147 01:28:35,553 --> 01:28:37,810 the name's Del Marco! 2148 01:28:37,810 --> 01:28:41,244 (dramatic music) (Ginger gasps) 2149 01:28:41,244 --> 01:28:42,494 Ruth Del Marco! 2150 01:28:43,919 --> 01:28:45,072 - Mama? 2151 01:28:45,072 --> 01:28:45,905 Mama? 2152 01:28:47,917 --> 01:28:52,401 - After Lita's poisonous review closed my show, 2153 01:28:52,401 --> 01:28:54,839 I couldn't face anyone! 2154 01:28:54,839 --> 01:28:56,672 Not even my own child. 2155 01:28:57,639 --> 01:29:00,659 So I swam far, far out to sea, 2156 01:29:00,659 --> 01:29:02,359 but, as luck would have it, 2157 01:29:02,359 --> 01:29:06,218 I was rescued by a passing cruise ship. 2158 01:29:06,218 --> 01:29:11,084 Fortunately, they didn't recognize me with wet hair. 2159 01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:13,823 One night I changed my name 2160 01:29:13,823 --> 01:29:17,656 and sang a couple of songs in the Lido Lounge. 2161 01:29:18,513 --> 01:29:21,672 Soon I was headlining, and calling bingo, 2162 01:29:21,672 --> 01:29:23,089 in the main room! 2163 01:29:24,802 --> 01:29:26,770 They loved me! 2164 01:29:26,770 --> 01:29:28,824 - They'll love anything on a cruise ship! 2165 01:29:28,824 --> 01:29:30,792 - Watch it! (audience laughing) 2166 01:29:30,792 --> 01:29:33,444 One day a producer came aboard 2167 01:29:33,444 --> 01:29:36,121 and offered me a part in an all-white company 2168 01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:40,503 of the all-black version of, "Hello Dolly!" 2169 01:29:40,503 --> 01:29:42,408 I jumped at it. 2170 01:29:42,408 --> 01:29:45,408 One summer we played your small town 2171 01:29:47,543 --> 01:29:50,036 and that's when I spotted you. 2172 01:29:50,036 --> 01:29:52,859 All those years of pushing you aside, 2173 01:29:52,859 --> 01:29:55,461 thinking only of myself, 2174 01:29:55,461 --> 01:29:57,693 never encouraging you to develop 2175 01:29:57,693 --> 01:30:00,497 the talent you were born with. 2176 01:30:00,497 --> 01:30:03,683 I should have given you voice lessons, 2177 01:30:03,683 --> 01:30:06,266 or at least tap shoes that fit. 2178 01:30:07,437 --> 01:30:09,642 (audience laughing) 2179 01:30:09,642 --> 01:30:12,691 I just didn't want to share the spotlight. 2180 01:30:12,691 --> 01:30:13,524 - Oh, mother I-- 2181 01:30:13,524 --> 01:30:14,357 - I still don't! 2182 01:30:14,357 --> 01:30:17,142 - Sorry! (audience laughing) 2183 01:30:17,142 --> 01:30:19,559 - Suddenly, it didn't matter. 2184 01:30:20,693 --> 01:30:23,046 For there, standing next to you, 2185 01:30:23,046 --> 01:30:25,296 was my granddaughter, Tina! 2186 01:30:26,309 --> 01:30:30,392 And I knew that God had given me a second chance! 2187 01:30:33,311 --> 01:30:37,394 Can you ever forgive a silly, selfish, old woman? 2188 01:30:38,294 --> 01:30:40,794 - Oh Mother, you're not silly. 2189 01:30:42,232 --> 01:30:43,065 But, 2190 01:30:45,133 --> 01:30:48,393 but why do you insist on making Tina a star? 2191 01:30:48,393 --> 01:30:53,003 - I can't let you make the same mistakes with your daughter. 2192 01:30:53,003 --> 01:30:55,503 You'll never forgive yourself. 2193 01:30:57,317 --> 01:30:58,567 - I forgive you 2194 01:31:03,770 --> 01:31:04,603 Mama. 2195 01:31:06,025 --> 01:31:07,383 - Gingie? 2196 01:31:07,383 --> 01:31:09,127 - Hold me, Mommy! 2197 01:31:09,127 --> 01:31:10,176 - Baby! 2198 01:31:10,176 --> 01:31:13,426 (light dramatic music) 2199 01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:15,470 - Grandmother! 2200 01:31:15,470 --> 01:31:16,583 - Call me Ruth! 2201 01:31:16,583 --> 01:31:17,971 (fast upbeat music) 2202 01:31:17,971 --> 01:31:20,993 - But why didn't you tell me any of this before? 2203 01:31:20,993 --> 01:31:22,950 - I didn't want you to think I was 2204 01:31:22,950 --> 01:31:25,388 hanging around to get a part in one of your shows 2205 01:31:25,388 --> 01:31:28,063 because I'm your Mother, or anything. 2206 01:31:28,063 --> 01:31:30,235 - You are going to be in my new show! 2207 01:31:30,235 --> 01:31:31,326 (Sylvia chuckles) 2208 01:31:31,326 --> 01:31:33,882 - That's very sweet dear, 2209 01:31:33,882 --> 01:31:37,412 but the truth is I don't want to perform anymore. 2210 01:31:37,412 --> 01:31:39,786 What I really wanna do is direct! 2211 01:31:39,786 --> 01:31:40,815 - Then you'll direct it! 2212 01:31:40,815 --> 01:31:42,214 - What about me? 2213 01:31:42,214 --> 01:31:44,077 - She'll be great in the part of your daughter. 2214 01:31:44,077 --> 01:31:47,285 - Sorry to disappoint you, Tina, but the part's been cast. 2215 01:31:47,285 --> 01:31:48,439 Cute kid, too. 2216 01:31:48,439 --> 01:31:49,938 Rachel somebody. 2217 01:31:49,938 --> 01:31:52,817 - Does she need an understudy? 2218 01:31:52,817 --> 01:31:54,581 - Here we go again! (audience laughing) 2219 01:31:54,581 --> 01:31:56,729 - I want that part! 2220 01:31:56,729 --> 01:31:59,319 - You're not ready for it. 2221 01:31:59,319 --> 01:32:02,752 Oh sure, you got rid of the competition once, 2222 01:32:02,752 --> 01:32:06,304 but do have you any idea how many people you have to destroy 2223 01:32:06,304 --> 01:32:07,747 to make it in this business? 2224 01:32:07,747 --> 01:32:09,364 - I can learn. 2225 01:32:09,364 --> 01:32:10,977 Teach me! 2226 01:32:10,977 --> 01:32:14,060 (light gentle music) 2227 01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:25,001 (lights clanking) 2228 01:32:25,001 --> 01:32:27,920 ♪ I remember the night ♪ 2229 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:30,521 ♪ That I won my first Tony ♪ 2230 01:32:30,521 --> 01:32:33,344 ♪ I thanked my producers ♪ 2231 01:32:33,344 --> 01:32:36,307 ♪ Purina and Sony ♪ 2232 01:32:36,307 --> 01:32:41,013 ♪ I thanked my director, my hairdresser Paul ♪ 2233 01:32:41,013 --> 01:32:46,013 ♪ I thanked all the people both little and small ♪ 2234 01:32:47,027 --> 01:32:52,027 ♪ And I assure you the tears that I dabbed ♪ 2235 01:32:52,244 --> 01:32:57,244 ♪ Were not for the backs that I stabbed ♪ 2236 01:33:00,749 --> 01:33:03,279 ♪ Be ruthless ♪ 2237 01:33:03,279 --> 01:33:07,897 ♪ Take a gander at me ruthless ♪ 2238 01:33:07,897 --> 01:33:12,412 ♪ Unconditionally ruthless ♪ 2239 01:33:12,412 --> 01:33:17,279 ♪ That's the game you must play to hit the heights ♪ 2240 01:33:17,279 --> 01:33:19,103 ♪ I guarantee ♪ 2241 01:33:19,103 --> 01:33:20,741 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2242 01:33:20,741 --> 01:33:23,212 ♪ Puts you on the marquee ♪ 2243 01:33:23,212 --> 01:33:24,977 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2244 01:33:24,977 --> 01:33:27,479 ♪ They're notoriously ♪ 2245 01:33:27,479 --> 01:33:29,120 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2246 01:33:29,120 --> 01:33:34,120 ♪ Those who have a career, deary ♪ 2247 01:33:35,395 --> 01:33:39,064 ♪ Being sweet and affectionate ♪ 2248 01:33:39,064 --> 01:33:42,475 ♪ Only leads to rejection ♪ 2249 01:33:42,475 --> 01:33:47,475 ♪ It never wins you a Tony award ♪ 2250 01:33:48,944 --> 01:33:50,967 ♪ Lord you've helped me ♪ 2251 01:33:50,967 --> 01:33:53,312 ♪ Find my niche ♪ 2252 01:33:53,312 --> 01:33:57,152 ♪ Thanks to talent I'm filthy rich ♪ 2253 01:33:57,152 --> 01:34:01,131 ♪ I'm so proud of my Broadway bitch ♪ 2254 01:34:01,131 --> 01:34:06,131 ♪ I'm flying high and adored ♪ 2255 01:34:06,757 --> 01:34:09,228 ♪ We ruthless ♪ 2256 01:34:09,228 --> 01:34:13,311 ♪ Granny, Mommy and me, ruthless ♪ 2257 01:34:13,311 --> 01:34:15,838 ♪ Take a tip from the three ♪ 2258 01:34:15,838 --> 01:34:17,540 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2259 01:34:17,540 --> 01:34:22,540 ♪ Ladies singing this song ♪ 2260 01:34:23,497 --> 01:34:27,517 ♪ Can the compassion, the fashion is ruthless ♪ 2261 01:34:27,517 --> 01:34:29,196 ♪ Whether you're young ♪ 2262 01:34:29,196 --> 01:34:31,415 ♪ Or you're gray-haired and toothless ♪ 2263 01:34:31,415 --> 01:34:34,701 ♪ The key to success is to be talented, yes ♪ 2264 01:34:34,701 --> 01:34:35,758 ♪ But talent can fail ♪ 2265 01:34:35,758 --> 01:34:37,984 ♪ You gotta be ready to fight to the nail ♪ 2266 01:34:37,984 --> 01:34:39,032 ♪ Be sharp as a tack ♪ 2267 01:34:39,032 --> 01:34:40,316 ♪ Tough as a cop ♪ 2268 01:34:40,316 --> 01:34:42,786 ♪ Willing to fly your way straight to the top ♪ 2269 01:34:42,786 --> 01:34:43,792 ♪ You can't stand the heat ♪ 2270 01:34:43,792 --> 01:34:45,202 ♪ Get off of the top ♪ 2271 01:34:45,202 --> 01:34:46,624 ♪ You wanna be famous ♪ 2272 01:34:46,624 --> 01:34:50,650 ♪ Then listen to us ♪ 2273 01:34:50,650 --> 01:34:53,206 ♪ 'Cause ♪ 2274 01:34:53,206 --> 01:34:55,558 ♪ We ruthless ♪ 2275 01:34:55,558 --> 01:34:57,999 ♪ Look around and you'll see ♪ 2276 01:34:57,999 --> 01:34:59,643 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2277 01:34:59,643 --> 01:35:02,202 ♪ Don't you know that to be ♪ 2278 01:35:02,202 --> 01:35:03,934 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2279 01:35:03,934 --> 01:35:07,730 ♪ It itself is an art ♪ 2280 01:35:07,730 --> 01:35:09,850 ♪ So if you're smart you'll ♪ 2281 01:35:09,850 --> 01:35:14,140 ♪ Can the compassion, the fashion is ruthless ♪ 2282 01:35:14,140 --> 01:35:15,658 ♪ Whether you're young ♪ 2283 01:35:15,658 --> 01:35:18,276 ♪ Or you're gray haired and toothless ♪ 2284 01:35:18,276 --> 01:35:21,572 ♪ The key to success is ♪ 2285 01:35:21,572 --> 01:35:23,124 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2286 01:35:23,124 --> 01:35:26,823 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2287 01:35:26,823 --> 01:35:28,752 ♪ A low cut dress ♪ 2288 01:35:28,752 --> 01:35:31,083 ♪ Might impress ♪ 2289 01:35:31,083 --> 01:35:31,982 ♪ But to get the gig ♪ 2290 01:35:31,982 --> 01:35:33,191 ♪ You gotta have ♪ 2291 01:35:33,191 --> 01:35:35,426 ♪ Ruthlessness ♪ 2292 01:35:35,426 --> 01:35:38,517 ♪ The key to success is ♪ 2293 01:35:38,517 --> 01:35:43,517 ♪ Ruthlessness ♪ 2294 01:35:44,279 --> 01:35:46,196 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2295 01:35:48,419 --> 01:35:52,669 (audience applauding and cheering) 2296 01:35:59,736 --> 01:36:00,569 - Hey! 2297 01:36:04,212 --> 01:36:07,078 Lets all pile into a limo and go to Sardi's. 2298 01:36:07,078 --> 01:36:09,516 - Hey, let's not and say we did! 2299 01:36:09,516 --> 01:36:11,184 Besides, I got a show to do. 2300 01:36:11,184 --> 01:36:13,304 - Oh yeah, come on, we're not in this scene. 2301 01:36:13,304 --> 01:36:14,137 Come on. 2302 01:36:16,917 --> 01:36:19,136 - You just run along and have a good time. 2303 01:36:19,136 --> 01:36:21,331 Don't worry about the show, I can do it! 2304 01:36:21,331 --> 01:36:22,816 - Take off my dress. 2305 01:36:22,816 --> 01:36:25,021 - I thought you gave it to me. 2306 01:36:25,021 --> 01:36:27,596 - To take to the cleaner's, Einstein, not to wear. 2307 01:36:27,596 --> 01:36:29,482 - Did I mention I'm taking the afternoon off? 2308 01:36:29,482 --> 01:36:30,315 - You're not serious. 2309 01:36:30,315 --> 01:36:31,340 ♪ I have rehearsal. ♪ 2310 01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:32,173 - Oh, you're joking. 2311 01:36:32,173 --> 01:36:33,812 - I'm your new understudy! 2312 01:36:33,812 --> 01:36:36,303 - You're fired! 2313 01:36:36,303 --> 01:36:39,674 - You can't fire me because I quit! 2314 01:36:39,674 --> 01:36:41,395 I hate you! 2315 01:36:41,395 --> 01:36:42,357 (tense music) 2316 01:36:42,357 --> 01:36:44,796 I've always hated you! 2317 01:36:44,796 --> 01:36:46,103 (tense music) 2318 01:36:46,103 --> 01:36:48,242 You and your phony ways! 2319 01:36:48,242 --> 01:36:50,989 Speaking lousy French and reading book reviews 2320 01:36:50,989 --> 01:36:52,443 like they was books! 2321 01:36:52,443 --> 01:36:54,144 - Pack your bags and get out! 2322 01:36:54,144 --> 01:36:55,321 - Can I keep the dress? 2323 01:36:55,321 --> 01:36:56,475 - Over my dead body. 2324 01:36:56,475 --> 01:36:57,629 - Suit yourself. 2325 01:36:57,629 --> 01:36:59,271 (everyone screaming) - Eve! 2326 01:36:59,271 --> 01:37:00,104 - No! 2327 01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:03,364 The name is not Eve! 2328 01:37:03,364 --> 01:37:04,513 It's Lerman. 2329 01:37:04,513 --> 01:37:05,711 (dramatic music) 2330 01:37:05,711 --> 01:37:07,006 Betty Lerman! 2331 01:37:07,006 --> 01:37:08,279 (dramatic music) 2332 01:37:08,279 --> 01:37:09,232 - Who? 2333 01:37:09,232 --> 01:37:10,732 - Louise's mother! 2334 01:37:15,275 --> 01:37:16,717 Act One! 2335 01:37:16,717 --> 01:37:19,717 (audience laughing) 2336 01:37:20,592 --> 01:37:21,994 - Oh, the dead girl. 2337 01:37:21,994 --> 01:37:24,676 (everyone screaming) 2338 01:37:24,676 --> 01:37:27,499 - I have waited a long time for this. 2339 01:37:27,499 --> 01:37:29,106 And look at you. 2340 01:37:29,106 --> 01:37:30,871 Standing there, thinking you're better 2341 01:37:30,871 --> 01:37:32,574 than everyone else (everyone screaming) 2342 01:37:32,574 --> 01:37:35,553 just 'cause you've got talent. 2343 01:37:35,553 --> 01:37:36,958 - We are better than everyone else. 2344 01:37:36,958 --> 01:37:38,313 - Stop it, Mother! 2345 01:37:38,313 --> 01:37:39,146 - Tina! 2346 01:37:39,146 --> 01:37:40,134 - Do you hear yourself? 2347 01:37:40,134 --> 01:37:41,303 It's only talent. 2348 01:37:41,303 --> 01:37:43,814 - But, darling, talent made me a star! 2349 01:37:43,814 --> 01:37:46,064 - Talent isn't a bad thing. 2350 01:37:46,907 --> 01:37:48,815 It's when the rewards of talent, 2351 01:37:48,815 --> 01:37:52,813 when fame and fortune become so important 2352 01:37:52,813 --> 01:37:56,949 you forget who you are and what you did for love. 2353 01:37:56,949 --> 01:38:00,683 Sure, I got talent, but I did a terrible thing. 2354 01:38:00,683 --> 01:38:03,279 I know I can't bring Louise back, 2355 01:38:03,279 --> 01:38:04,899 but I've learned something. 2356 01:38:04,899 --> 01:38:09,607 I've learned there's more to life than being a star. 2357 01:38:09,607 --> 01:38:12,388 Thank you, and God bless you all! 2358 01:38:12,388 --> 01:38:14,064 (audience laughing) 2359 01:38:14,064 --> 01:38:16,511 - That's one smart girl you got there! 2360 01:38:16,511 --> 01:38:18,004 - Thanks, Betty. 2361 01:38:18,004 --> 01:38:20,012 Can I call you Betty? 2362 01:38:20,012 --> 01:38:20,845 - Well... 2363 01:38:23,822 --> 01:38:24,958 Well sure, kid. 2364 01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:25,791 - Now! 2365 01:38:25,791 --> 01:38:29,664 (Betty screams) (fast tense music) 2366 01:38:29,664 --> 01:38:32,081 (gun firing) 2367 01:38:34,774 --> 01:38:35,607 (Betty gasps) 2368 01:38:35,607 --> 01:38:36,440 - It's me! 2369 01:38:39,651 --> 01:38:42,068 - Don't get blood on my sofa! 2370 01:38:43,240 --> 01:38:46,246 (Eve speaking foreign language) 2371 01:38:46,246 --> 01:38:48,657 (dramatic music) 2372 01:38:48,657 --> 01:38:51,824 (audience applauding) 2373 01:38:56,152 --> 01:38:56,985 - Tina-- 2374 01:38:56,985 --> 01:38:57,818 - Oh! 2375 01:38:57,818 --> 01:38:58,651 (gun firing) 2376 01:38:58,651 --> 01:39:01,651 (audience laughing) 2377 01:39:04,593 --> 01:39:06,260 - You saved my life. 2378 01:39:11,536 --> 01:39:13,258 - Now can I be in your show? 2379 01:39:13,258 --> 01:39:14,091 (Ginger and Sylvia screaming) 2380 01:39:14,091 --> 01:39:14,924 - No, Tina! 2381 01:39:14,924 --> 01:39:15,897 Not this way! 2382 01:39:15,897 --> 01:39:17,790 - Back off, Granny, I've killed before! 2383 01:39:17,790 --> 01:39:18,623 (Sylvia screams) 2384 01:39:18,623 --> 01:39:20,280 - You wouldn't hurt Mommy, would you? 2385 01:39:20,280 --> 01:39:23,434 - Oh, so it's back to Mommy, is it? 2386 01:39:23,434 --> 01:39:26,082 - Where's my granddaughter? 2387 01:39:26,082 --> 01:39:28,832 (Lita screaming) 2388 01:39:29,739 --> 01:39:30,572 - Do it! 2389 01:39:31,663 --> 01:39:34,172 Tina, give me the gun! 2390 01:39:34,172 --> 01:39:36,672 (tense music) 2391 01:39:37,977 --> 01:39:40,894 (gun firing) - Ooh! 2392 01:39:42,486 --> 01:39:43,319 - It's me! 2393 01:39:45,215 --> 01:39:49,076 - Why, Ruth Del Marco, you're not dead! 2394 01:39:49,076 --> 01:39:52,060 - Give me a minute, Encore! 2395 01:39:52,060 --> 01:39:53,310 Remember, Tina. 2396 01:39:54,182 --> 01:39:57,253 ♪ You can go first class ♪ 2397 01:39:57,253 --> 01:40:01,245 ♪ If you've got talent ♪ 2398 01:40:01,245 --> 01:40:02,823 ♪ The world ♪ (everyone screams) 2399 01:40:02,823 --> 01:40:04,437 ♪ Will kick your ass ♪ 2400 01:40:04,437 --> 01:40:07,477 ♪ If you've got talent ♪ 2401 01:40:07,477 --> 01:40:12,047 ♪ Baby, you'll have it all ♪ 2402 01:40:12,047 --> 01:40:16,163 ♪ Wait and see ♪ 2403 01:40:16,163 --> 01:40:20,210 ♪ And all of your talent ♪ 2404 01:40:20,210 --> 01:40:22,543 ♪ Came from ♪ 2405 01:40:26,064 --> 01:40:28,647 (somber music) 2406 01:40:30,433 --> 01:40:32,544 - Ah, she never could sing. 2407 01:40:32,544 --> 01:40:33,702 (gun firing) 2408 01:40:33,702 --> 01:40:37,021 (Lita screams) (tense music) 2409 01:40:37,021 --> 01:40:39,604 (Lita moaning) 2410 01:40:48,053 --> 01:40:51,433 (audience applauding) 2411 01:40:51,433 --> 01:40:52,933 - What's happened? 2412 01:40:54,155 --> 01:40:55,072 Where am I? 2413 01:40:56,407 --> 01:40:57,240 Who am I? 2414 01:40:58,310 --> 01:40:59,839 - You're Ginger Del Marco. 2415 01:40:59,839 --> 01:41:01,835 - No, I'm Judy. 2416 01:41:01,835 --> 01:41:05,465 Judy Denmark, that's my name, Judy! 2417 01:41:05,465 --> 01:41:06,995 Judy Denmark! 2418 01:41:06,995 --> 01:41:07,828 - Judy? 2419 01:41:07,828 --> 01:41:09,573 - Please, call me Mommy. 2420 01:41:09,573 --> 01:41:10,697 - Mommy? 2421 01:41:10,697 --> 01:41:11,530 - Tina? 2422 01:41:12,632 --> 01:41:13,541 - Mommy! 2423 01:41:13,541 --> 01:41:14,377 - Tina! 2424 01:41:14,377 --> 01:41:17,460 (light gentle music) 2425 01:41:26,569 --> 01:41:28,863 I think we've learned a lesson here, Tina. 2426 01:41:28,863 --> 01:41:30,767 (audience laughing) 2427 01:41:30,767 --> 01:41:33,828 Now, together we can break the chain 2428 01:41:33,828 --> 01:41:36,341 and once and for all give up show business 2429 01:41:36,341 --> 01:41:39,237 and lead a normal, happy life! 2430 01:41:39,237 --> 01:41:41,302 Get your suitcase, sweetheart. 2431 01:41:41,302 --> 01:41:42,719 We're going home! 2432 01:41:44,259 --> 01:41:46,277 For, as God is my witness, 2433 01:41:46,277 --> 01:41:49,119 (dramatic music) 2434 01:41:49,119 --> 01:41:52,355 neither I, nor my child shall ever set foot 2435 01:41:52,355 --> 01:41:54,310 on a stage again! 2436 01:41:54,310 --> 01:41:55,766 Who needs Broadway? 2437 01:41:55,766 --> 01:41:56,740 - You're right, Mother! 2438 01:41:56,740 --> 01:41:58,725 There's no money on Broadway. 2439 01:41:58,725 --> 01:42:01,541 (gun firing) (fast paced music) 2440 01:42:01,541 --> 01:42:03,291 I'm getting a series! 2441 01:42:05,272 --> 01:42:06,582 - I've given up teaching! 2442 01:42:06,582 --> 01:42:08,343 I'm back in New York! 2443 01:42:08,343 --> 01:42:09,778 (gun firing) 2444 01:42:09,778 --> 01:42:12,945 (slow dramatic music) 2445 01:42:18,401 --> 01:42:20,013 (fast dramatic music) 2446 01:42:20,013 --> 01:42:21,544 ♪ I can call the shots ♪ 2447 01:42:21,544 --> 01:42:25,462 ♪ 'Cause I got talent ♪ 2448 01:42:25,462 --> 01:42:27,511 ♪ The world is gonna plotz ♪ 2449 01:42:27,511 --> 01:42:31,399 ♪ From all this talent ♪ 2450 01:42:31,399 --> 01:42:34,189 ♪ And if you don't agree with this ♪ 2451 01:42:34,189 --> 01:42:37,419 ♪ Then I invite you all to kiss ♪ 2452 01:42:37,419 --> 01:42:41,586 ♪ My adolescent, prepubescent bum ♪ 2453 01:42:43,292 --> 01:42:45,888 - Honey, I'm home! 2454 01:42:45,888 --> 01:42:46,797 - Frederick? 2455 01:42:46,797 --> 01:42:48,988 - Please, call me daddy! 2456 01:42:48,988 --> 01:42:49,821 (gun firing) 2457 01:42:49,821 --> 01:42:51,181 (Frederick screams) (body thudding) 2458 01:42:51,181 --> 01:42:53,849 ♪ Hey Hollywood ♪ 2459 01:42:53,849 --> 01:42:55,039 ♪ Here ♪ 2460 01:42:55,039 --> 01:42:56,333 ♪ I ♪ 2461 01:42:56,333 --> 01:42:58,250 ♪ Come ♪ 2462 01:43:03,072 --> 01:43:04,498 (gun firing) 2463 01:43:04,498 --> 01:43:09,498 (audience applauding) (slow paced music) 2464 01:43:28,662 --> 01:43:31,662 (audience cheering) 2465 01:43:37,514 --> 01:43:40,431 (fast paced music) 2466 01:44:18,624 --> 01:44:23,100 ♪ 'Cause we ruthless ♪ 2467 01:44:23,100 --> 01:44:25,789 ♪ Look around and you'll see ♪ 2468 01:44:25,789 --> 01:44:27,513 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2469 01:44:27,513 --> 01:44:29,862 ♪ Don't you know that to be ♪ 2470 01:44:29,862 --> 01:44:31,805 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2471 01:44:31,805 --> 01:44:35,549 ♪ It itself is an art ♪ 2472 01:44:35,549 --> 01:44:37,626 ♪ So if you're smart you'll ♪ 2473 01:44:37,626 --> 01:44:39,758 ♪ Can the compassion ♪ 2474 01:44:39,758 --> 01:44:42,000 ♪ The fashion is ruthless ♪ 2475 01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,624 ♪ Whether you're young ♪ 2476 01:44:43,624 --> 01:44:46,095 ♪ Or you're gray-haired and toothless ♪ 2477 01:44:46,095 --> 01:44:49,299 ♪ The key to success is ♪ 2478 01:44:49,299 --> 01:44:50,975 ♪ Ruthless ♪ 2479 01:44:50,975 --> 01:44:54,822 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2480 01:44:54,822 --> 01:44:56,739 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2481 01:44:59,351 --> 01:45:03,601 (audience applauding and cheering) 2482 01:45:22,563 --> 01:45:25,146 (quirky music) 2483 01:46:18,922 --> 01:46:20,696 - You've been listening to 2484 01:46:20,696 --> 01:46:22,667 the "Ruthless" orchestra! 2485 01:46:22,667 --> 01:46:24,500 And now, a rare treat. 2486 01:46:25,341 --> 01:46:27,647 Here, singing her signature song 2487 01:46:27,647 --> 01:46:30,762 from the 1942 Broadway smash hit, 2488 01:46:30,762 --> 01:46:33,185 "Bananas Over Broadway," 2489 01:46:33,185 --> 01:46:36,531 the incomparable, Ruth Del Marco. 2490 01:46:36,531 --> 01:46:39,946 (upbeat music) 2491 01:46:39,946 --> 01:46:42,660 ♪ I'll be an Unkies Monkle ♪ 2492 01:46:42,660 --> 01:46:45,436 ♪ I'll be a gun of a son ♪ 2493 01:46:45,436 --> 01:46:48,178 ♪ Everything's donkey hory ♪ 2494 01:46:48,178 --> 01:46:50,907 ♪ When you're my bunny hun ♪ 2495 01:46:50,907 --> 01:46:53,763 ♪ Well, it just shows to go ya ♪ 2496 01:46:53,763 --> 01:46:56,696 ♪ Now the rhyme is tight ♪ 2497 01:46:56,696 --> 01:46:58,364 ♪ For ye I moved ♪ 2498 01:46:58,364 --> 01:47:00,011 ♪ The uddle cup ♪ 2499 01:47:00,011 --> 01:47:02,270 ♪ And nance, nance, nance, ♪ 2500 01:47:02,270 --> 01:47:04,424 ♪ All dight ♪ 2501 01:47:04,424 --> 01:47:05,860 ♪ More than a benelect ♪ 2502 01:47:05,860 --> 01:47:06,959 ♪ I love you ♪ 2503 01:47:06,959 --> 01:47:08,605 ♪ And I'll be shipped in debt ♪ 2504 01:47:08,605 --> 01:47:10,251 ♪ You love me too ♪ 2505 01:47:10,251 --> 01:47:13,115 ♪ La la, oh yeah ♪ 2506 01:47:13,115 --> 01:47:16,030 ♪ I'll be an Unkies Monkle ♪ 2507 01:47:16,030 --> 01:47:18,785 ♪ I'll be a gun of a son ♪ 2508 01:47:18,785 --> 01:47:21,555 ♪ Everything's donkey hory ♪ 2509 01:47:21,555 --> 01:47:23,844 ♪ But you're my bunny hug ♪ 2510 01:47:23,844 --> 01:47:24,677 ♪ Yeah ♪ 2511 01:47:24,677 --> 01:47:26,219 ♪ You're the whitten kiskers ♪ 2512 01:47:26,219 --> 01:47:27,746 ♪ And I'm an Unkies Monkle ♪ 2513 01:47:27,746 --> 01:47:30,560 ♪ Ain't we thought gone ♪ 2514 01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:32,657 (light music) 2515 01:47:32,657 --> 01:47:34,921 - That was vintage Ruth Del Marco 2516 01:47:34,921 --> 01:47:37,838 singing "I'll Be an Unkies Monkle." 161957

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