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J.P. MORGAN.
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THANK YOU.
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♪ TELL ME WHY ♪
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♪ I LOVE YOU LIKE I DO ♪
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♪ TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ CAN STOP MY HEART
AS MUCH AS YOU ♪
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♪ LET'S TAKE EACH OTHER'S HAND ♪
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♪ AS WE JUMP INTO ♪
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♪ THE FINAL FRONTIER ♪
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♪ I'M MAD ABOUT YOU, BABY ♪
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THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO
HEAR ON A CHECKUP...
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THE PREGNANCY'S GOING VERY WELL.
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I COULD'VE JUST TOLD ABOUT THIS ONE
ON THE PHONE. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO COME.
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I
LIKE COMING WITH YOU.
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MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
I'M PART OF THIS THING.
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DON'T YOU ANYWAY?
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WELL, FRANKLY, SOMETIMES YOU
AND THE BABY GET A LITTLE CLIQUISH.
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WHAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GETTING? THE GLOW.
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YOU'RE GETTING THAT...
THAT PREGNANT WOMAN GLOW.
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I AM?
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YEAH. I THINK TONIGHT
I MAY READ BY YOU.
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I'M GETTING MORE THAN THE GLOW.
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PRETTY SOON WE HAVE
TO START TELLING PEOPLE.
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WE WILL.
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WHEN?
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WHEN WE SAID.
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A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
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YEAH, A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
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WELL, THEN, I GUESS NOW.
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REALLY? WE'RE TELLING PEOPLE?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW. ARE WE?
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WE'RE HAVING A BABY.
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WELL, CONGRATULATIONS.
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I GUESS WE ARE.
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OH, LET IT GO. SHE'S
A TOTAL STRANGER.
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WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
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SHE COULD KNOW SOMEBODY WE KNOW.
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IT'S LIKE THAT KEVIN BACON GAME.
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WHAT IS THAT, YOU DRINK A SHOT
EVERY TIME HE DOES SOMETHING?
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NO, THAT'S BOB NEWHART.
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KEVIN BACON... KEVIN
BACON, THE GAME IS
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YOU CAN CONNECT ANY MOVIE
STAR TO KEVIN BACON IN 3 STEPS.
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LIKE ROBIN WILLIAMS?
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ROBIN WILLIAMS WAS IN GARP
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WITH JOHN LITHGOW,
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WHO WAS IN FOOTLOOSE
WITH KEVIN BACON.
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MARLON BRANDO.
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MARLON BRANDO WAS IN SUPERMAN
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WITH NED BEATTY,
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WHO DID DELIVERANCE
WITH BURT REYNOLDS,
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WHO MADE STRIPTEASE
WITH DEMI MOORE,
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WHO DID A FEW GOOD
MEN WITH... KEVIN BACON.
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YOU HAVE TOO MUCH
TIME ON YOUR HANDS.
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THE POINT IS IF MARLON BRANDO IS
4 STEPS AWAY FROM KEVIN BACON,
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THAT WOMAN COULD KNOW
SOMEBODY THAT WE KNOW.
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THEY GET TO TALKING, THEY
REALIZE THEY BOTH KNOW US,
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SHE TELLS THEM WE'RE PREGNANT...
BOOM, OUR SECRET'S BLOWN.
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I'LL RISK IT.
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MAYBE I'M JUST UPSET 'CAUSE
YOU GOT TO TELL THE FIRST PERSON.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'LL CALL
SOMEBODY. I'LL FEEL BETTER.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU CAN'T
JUST START CALLING PEOPLE UP.
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WHY NOT?
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PEOPLE ARE FUNNY
ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING.
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REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOM FOUND OUT
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SHE WASN'T THE FIRST TO
HEAR ABOUT OUR ENGAGEMENT?
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THAT WAS A ROUGH
COUPLE OF YEARS.
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WE HAVE TO HANDLE
THIS VERY CAREFULLY,
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OR THERE COULD BE A
LOT OF HURT FEELINGS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE WE GOT ALL THIS
FOOD FOR ONE MEAL. IT'S THANKSGIVING.
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HEY, IT'S THANKSGIVING. EVERYBODY'S
GONNA BE OVER HERE ANYWAY.
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WHY DON'T WE JUST TELL 'EM THEN?
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SEE, NOW YOU'RE THINKING.
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THAT'S VERY CLEVER.
NOBODY GETS HURT.
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EXACTLY.
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WHY KEVIN BACON ANYWAY?
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HUH? OH, APPARENTLY THEY
TRIED IT WITH MICKEY ROURKE.
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IT DIDN'T TAKE.
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OH, BY THE WAY, PAULIE,
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I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO
MAKE IT TO THANKSGIVING.
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WHY NOT?
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I HAVE A DATE.
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ON THANKSGIVING?
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YEAH.
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WHAT, THAT MAKES ME A PERVERT?
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NO, I'M NOT... I'M NOT
JUDGING, IT'S JUST...
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BRING HER ALONG.
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AH, WE GOT A BIG
NIGHT PLANNED, PAULIE.
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WE GOT THE HONEYMOON
SUITE AT THE PIERRE.
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CAN YOU GET OUT OF IT?
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YEAH, I COULD...
IF I WAS AN IDIOT.
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IT'S JUST THAT IT WOULD
MEAN A LOT TO JAMIE AND ME.
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YEAH? WHY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S THANKSGIVING.
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SO WHAT? PAULIE, YOU'VE HAD,
LIKE, 80 THANKSGIVINGS IN A ROW.
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YEAH, WELL, MAYBE
THERE'S A REASON
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THAT THIS ONE'S
GONNA BE SPECIAL.
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OH, YEAH? YOUR
FAMILY GONNA BE THERE?
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SURE.
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YOU GONNA HAVE TURKEY?
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YEAH.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. THAT
DOES SOUND SPECIAL.
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MAYBE THERE'S SOME REASON
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YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS ONE.
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YEAH? WHAT KIND OF REASON?
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NO REASON. NO REASON. JUST...
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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COME. DON'T COME.
I DON'T REALLY CARE.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S STRANGE?
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YEAH. HAVING A DATE
ON THANKSGIVING.
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NO.
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FOR A YEAR YOU AND JAMES
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HAVE TALKED ABOUT NOTHING
BUT TRYING TO HAVE A KID.
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THEN SUDDENLY, YOU STOP
TALKING ABOUT IT ALTOGETHER, AND...
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NOW THERE'S SOME SPECIAL REASON?
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SO?
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WELL... WHAT?
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PLEASE. WHAT?
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JUST SAY IT. SAY WHAT?
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COME ON. SAY WHAT?
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JAMES AND I... ARE
HAVING THANKSGIVING...
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ARE PREGNANT. NO, WE'RE NOT.
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PREGNANT. NO. NO.
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PREGNANT! YES, YES, OK!
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WE'RE PREGNANT.
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OK?!
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NOW... LISTEN TO ME!
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YOU CANNOT TELL
ANYBODY ABOUT THIS.
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IF JAMIE FINDS OUT I TOLD YOU,
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I SWEAR MY KID WILL ONLY
KNOW ME THROUGH STORIES.
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WHY? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? YOU
GONNA TELL PEOPLE, OR AREN'T YOU?
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YES, BUT WE DON'T
WANT THIS INFORMATION
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TO GET OUT BEFORE
IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
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INFORMATION? WHAT INFORMATION?
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THAT THE, UH, THE PIERRE
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IS HAVING A BIG
THANKSGIVING THING.
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OH.
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YOU CALLED FRAN? I CALLED FRAN.
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ALL RIGHT. THIS IS
GONNA BE SUCH A RELIEF.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
EITHER OF US COULD KEEP THIS A SECRET.
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YEAH, WELL, IT'S THE
WORST WITH YOUR MOM.
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WELL, MOST THINGS ARE.
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SHE IS RELENTLESS. I JUST HAVE
TO AVOID HER UNTIL THE NEWS IS OUT.
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU DID
CRACK AND TELL ONE PERSON,
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I WOULD REALLY UNDERSTAND.
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NO, NO, NO, I WON'T.
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NO, BUT REALLY, I
WOULDN'T EVEN BE MAD.
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IT'S NOT AN ISSUE.
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ALL RIGHT. WELL,
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
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AND, LIKE...
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I'M SURE IF I SLIPPED
AND TOLD SOMEBODY,
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I'M SURE YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND.
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YOU DIDN'T?
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NO, NO, NO.
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GOOD.
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MAYBE IRA.
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PAUL!
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I DIDN'T MEAN...
YOU WEREN'T THERE.
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HE WAS ALL OVER
ME. IT WASN'T HUMAN.
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GREAT.
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SO FIGURE BY NOW,
IRA'S TOLD BURT,
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WHO GOD FORBID HAS TOLD SYLVIA,
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WHO'S PROBABLY TOLD DEBBIE...
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TOLD HER BOSS, WHOSE
COUSIN IS MERYL STREEP,
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WHO WAS IN THE
RIVER WILD WITH...
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KEVIN BACON. KEVIN BACON.
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Paul: IRA. HEY.
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JAMIE AND I HAVE
SOMETHING TO ASK YOU.
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IF YOU TELL A SINGLE
SOUL, I'LL KILL YOU.
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REALLY MORE OF A
STATEMENT, ACTUALLY.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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PAUL TOLD ME HE TOLD YOU.
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TOLD ME WHAT?
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IT'S OK.
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SHE KNOWS.
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KNOWS WHAT?
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IRA, I KNOW YOU
KNOW I'M PREGNANT.
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JAMES! YOU'RE PREGNANT?
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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SO YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE?
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HEY. DID I JUST PROVE
NOTHING TO YOU?
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HE'S GOT A VERY
GOOD POINT THERE.
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REALLY? NO ONE?
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NO ONE.
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WELL, IN THE INTEREST
OF TOTAL HONESTY,
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OH, MY GOD, WHO?
I DID TELL ONE GUY.
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RELAX. HE'S COMPLETELY
OUTSIDE YOUR SPHERE.
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WHO DID YOU TELL?
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WHAT? THE GUY WHO CUTS
MY HAIR ON THE CORNER.
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ARTURO?
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YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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I RECOMMENDED HIM TO YOU!
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OH.
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WHOOPS.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
GOING TO JAMIE'S GUY?
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HE'S A MAGICIAN. FEEL THIS.
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I DON'T WANNA FEEL IT.
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OH, MY GOD. LISA
RECOMMENDED HIM TO ME.
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JAMES, LET THE INFORMATION
FLOW NATURALLY.
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WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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NO, WE'RE ADULTS,
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AND YOU'RE A BIG, STUPID,
SECRET-TELLING BABY.
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WOULD YOU COME ON?
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SO SHE'S TELLING ME HOW
MUCH HER HUSBAND LOVES HER,
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AND I JUST GOT THROUGH
CUTTING HIS GIRLFRIEND'S HAIR.
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ARTURO! JAMIE!
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WHATEVER YOU DO,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING...
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OH, MY GOD. LISA.
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YOU GUYS EVEN GET
YOUR HAIR CUT TOGETHER?
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THAT'S SO CODEPENDENT.
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JAMIE...
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IRA WAS TALKING ALL
ABOUT YOU THIS MORNING.
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REALLY? WHAT'D HE SAY?
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UM, COULD WE TALK TO
YOU FOR JUST A MINUTE?
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SURE. LISTEN, WHEN IS THE...
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SOMEWHERE IN
PRIVATE. PLEASE. MAYBE.
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JAMIE, IF THIS IS ABOUT
YOU DYEING YOUR HAIR,
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I ALREADY KNOW.
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I DON'T DYE MY HAIR.
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O... K.
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JAMIE, YOU DON'T LOOK
ANY... HEY, ARTURO...
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YOU KNOW WHAT HAS
ALWAYS FASCINATED ME...
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IS THE ETHICS OF
A BEAUTY PARLOR.
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MMM.
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I WOULD IMAGINE YOU HAVE
VERY STRICT RULES ABOUT
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NOT REPEATING SOMETHING YOU
HEAR FROM ONE CLIENT TO ANOTHER.
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT
KEEPS ME FROM SHOOTING MYSELF.
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SAY THE PEOPLE WHOM THE
THING WAS ABOUT CAME IN
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AND SPECIFICALLY
ASKED YOU NOT TO.
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AHH...
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00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,820
THIS IS ABOUT YOU
TWO HAVING THAT BABY!
236
00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,401
WHAT?!
237
00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,469
OH, MY GOD!
238
00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:48,704
THAT'S SO WONDERFUL.
239
00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,929
OH, MY GOD. GOOD BOY!
240
00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,611
LISTEN, THE ONLY REASON ARTURO KNEW
BEFORE YOU WAS BECAUSE IRA HAPPENED...
241
00:08:55,635 --> 00:08:57,680
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT
DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
242
00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,849
PLEASE, DON'T EVEN GIVE
IT A SECOND THOUGHT.
243
00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:00,850
HOLD IT!
244
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,653
IRA KNEW BEFORE I DID?
245
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,687
YES.
246
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,155
YOU GUYS BLOW.
247
00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,824
YOU HAVE TO DO ME A FAVOR.
248
00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,192
YOU HAVE TO PROMISE NOT
TO TELL THIS NEWS TO ANYONE.
249
00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,727
OH, OK. NOW I MEAN IT.
250
00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:12,829
SERIOUSLY.
251
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:16,332
WHAT? I CAN KEEP A SECRET.
252
00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:19,301
DID YOU KNOW THAT SANFORD
WET HIS BED UP UNTIL COLLEGE?
253
00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,337
NO, BECAUSE I CAN KEEP A SECRET.
254
00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:25,808
LISA, YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO GROW AS A PERSON HERE.
255
00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:28,466
YOU CAN'T TELL A
SOUL. PROMISE ME.
256
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,647
OK. I PROMISE.
257
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,716
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
258
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,351
DID YOU T... EXCUSE ME.
259
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,320
DID YOU TELL ANYBODY?
260
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:40,656
I THINK I SAID SOMETHING TO A GUY
WHO CAME IN AFTER IRA. A CAR SALESMAN.
261
00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,959
DO YOU REMEMBER
ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT HIM?
262
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,727
HIS SCALP WAS VERY DRY.
263
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,031
DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT
HIM NOT PERTAINING TO HIS HAIR?
264
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,165
HIS NAME?
265
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,501
UH... YES... MEL SLOTKIN.
266
00:09:51,525 --> 00:09:52,668
MEL SLOTKIN.
267
00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:53,870
MEL SLOTKIN.
268
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,405
DO WE KNOW ANY CAR
SALESMAN NAMED MEL SLOTKIN?
269
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,406
NO. ALL RIGHT.
270
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,241
SO WE'LL LET THAT ONE GO.
271
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:00,676
HEY, HEY, HEY, WHO
DOES YOUR HAIR?
272
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,678
WHO D... WHY?
273
00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,245
Jamie: HEY!
274
00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,247
OOH. GOTTA GO.
275
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,715
WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
276
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:06,882
JUST SANFORD.
277
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,051
DID YOU TELL HIM?
278
00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:10,653
UH-HUH.
279
00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:12,554
WHAT, YOU HOLD
OUT FOR 10 SECONDS?
280
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:13,889
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
281
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,193
WELL, CALL HIM BACK.
282
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,259
YOU SEE THIS MOUSSE?
283
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,995
YOU PUT THIS IN, IT DISAPPEARS.
284
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:23,132
NO ONE KNOWS YOU WEAR IT, MAKES YOU
LOOK HANDSOME, PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHY.
285
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,400
HEY, HONEY? LISTEN...
286
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:27,904
YOU CAN'T SAY A WORD ABOUT
WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU, OK?
287
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,840
OH, MY GOD. THAT IS SO SWEET.
288
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,941
OK.
289
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,744
WHAT? GUESS WHAT
SANFORD JUST DID.
290
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,180
HE CALLED THIS MUZAK STATION
HE LISTENS TO, YOU KNOW, WDED,
291
00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:41,017
OH, GOD. TO US? AND HE
DEDICATED A SONG TO YOU.
292
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:44,787
YEAH. YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY
TO PAUL AND JAMIE BUCHMAN.
293
00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:45,955
GREAT. SO NOW
294
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,090
ONLY PEOPLE WITH
ELECTRICITY WILL KNOW.
295
00:10:48,114 --> 00:10:51,393
NOT TO MENTION THEY HAVE TO
LISTEN TO YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY.
296
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,494
GIMME THAT. I'M GONNA CALL
297
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:53,562
THE STATION AND STOP IT.
298
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,764
YOU PROBABLY WON'T GET THROUGH.
299
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,565
IT'S 5 BLOCKS AWAY. I
CAN BE THERE IN 5 MINUTES.
300
00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:57,589
GODSPEED, WOMAN.
301
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,737
OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
302
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,272
JAMES?
303
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:05,241
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
304
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,243
HI! FRAN!
305
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,632
I MISSED YOU.
306
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,249
Female Deejay: NOW HERE'S
AN OLD FAVORITE OF MINE,
307
00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:16,619
AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT
ALWAYS MEANS WHEN WE PLAY IT.
308
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,988
♪ HAVIN' MY BABY ♪
309
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:24,983
♪ WHAT A LOVELY WAY OF SAYIN'
WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN' OF ME ♪
310
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,119
♪ I CAN SEE IT ♪
311
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,268
♪ YOUR FACE IS GLOWING ♪
312
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,703
FRAN, WE'LL GET
TOGETHER. RIGHT NOW...
313
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,037
I KNOW. YOU'RE TOO BUSY.
314
00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:36,538
YOU'VE BEEN MEANING
TO CALL. THERE'S NO TIME.
315
00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,040
LOOK, IF YOU'RE TIRED OF ME,
316
00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,843
THEN JUST DO THE HUMANE
THING. CUT ME LOOSE RIGHT NOW.
317
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,378
FRAN, YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
318
00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,970
BUT RIGHT NOW I
GOTTA GO, I'M SORRY!
319
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,485
♪ I CAN SEE IT ♪
320
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:51,854
♪ YOUR FACE IS GLOWING ♪
HEY!
321
00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,389
HELLO! HELLO!
322
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,124
♪ I CAN SEE IT ♪
323
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,247
HELLO! HELLO!
324
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,142
THAT'S YOU'RE HAVING MY BABY,
325
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,280
GOING OUT TO PAUL AND JAMIE
BUCHMAN FROM SANFORD AND LISA.
326
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,280
CONGRATULATIONS.
327
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,771
AAAAAH!
328
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:31,937
HIYA, POP. HI.
329
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:35,397
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR?
330
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:37,733
YOU LIKE IT?
331
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,901
WELL...
332
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,836
DO YOU THINK I'M HANDSOME,
333
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,772
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHY?
334
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:46,108
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SURE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M GOIN' FOR.
335
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:48,611
HEY! YOU WANNA
PLAY POKER TONIGHT?
336
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,280
TONIGHT? OH, YOU KNOW
WHAT, POPPY, I CAN'T.
337
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,315
YOU STILL PLAYING
WITH THE SAME GUYS?
338
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,317
YEAH, YOU KNOW, SAME AS USUAL.
339
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,086
MILLER, BRYANT,
SLOTKIN, CAMPANELLA.
340
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,154
SLOTKIN?
341
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,618
YEAH, MEL SLOTKIN.
OH, HE'S A CHEATER.
342
00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:04,460
MEL SLOTKIN... DOES
HE HAVE DRY SCALP?
343
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,129
HOW WOULD I KNOW?
HOW WOULD I KNOW?
344
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:10,500
HE'S JUST A CROOKED CAR DEALER
WHO WORMED HIS WAY INTO OUR GAME.
345
00:13:10,524 --> 00:13:11,834
YEAH. HE'S A CAR DEALER?
346
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,669
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I
WILL STOP BY FOR A FEW HANDS.
347
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,971
OH, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. OK.
348
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:19,842
IRA, SHUT UP.
349
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,344
IRA, WHO'S WATCHING
THE REGISTER?
350
00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:23,946
THERE'S NOBODY HERE, UNCLE BURT.
351
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,982
WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT
OUT THE "PLEASE ROB ME" SIGN?
352
00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:30,975
HEY, PAULIE, JAMES GET
THE FLOWERS I SENT?
353
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:33,789
YOU SENT HER FLOWERS?
354
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,856
YEAH.
355
00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:35,925
TO THE APARTMENT?
356
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,526
YEAH. WAIT TILL
YOU SEE THE CARD.
357
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:39,028
IT'S A LITTLE BLUE
AND PINK AND...
358
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,030
IRA, DEBBIE'S IN THE APARTMENT
RIGHT NOW MAKING PIES.
359
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,933
SO SHE'LL READ THE CARD.
SHE'LL KNOW. SO WHAT?
360
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,235
PAULIE, WOULD
YOU JUST GIVE IT UP?
361
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:50,472
THIS IS LIKE A VIRUS. INFORMATION
IS SPREADING ALL OVER THE PLACE.
362
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,041
THERE'S A MONKEY IN AFRICA
363
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,705
WHO KNOWS YOU'RE PREGNANT.
364
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,414
HI.
365
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,715
OH, PAUL.
366
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,183
MAKE FUN OF MY
HAIR, I'LL SLAP YA.
367
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,085
NO. NO, IT'S GOOD.
368
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,320
YEAH, ALL RIGHT, GOOD. WHATEVER.
369
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,089
DID ANY PACKAGE
COME FOR JAMIE OR ME?
370
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,524
NO. YOU WERE
EXPECTING SOMETHING?
371
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,860
UH, NO. THEN WHY...
372
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,995
BECAUSE WE GET PACKAGES
CONSTANTLY. LITERALLY.
373
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,763
LIKE THE PHRASE "DID
ANYTHING COME?"...
374
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,832
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH
REPLACED "HELLO" AROUND HERE.
375
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,767
PAUL, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
376
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,669
YES. YES. I JUST...
377
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,671
MAYBE A LITTLE
PRE-THANKSGIVING STRESS.
378
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,174
I'M FINE. WHY?
379
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,442
HELLO.
380
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,443
HOW COULD YOU?
381
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,011
HOW COULD I WHAT?
382
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,345
WHAT?
383
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,681
YOU TWO ARE HAVING A
BABY, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME.
384
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:37,786
OH, GEE, UH, THERESA,
UM, I'M SO SORRY.
385
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,621
SORRY ABOUT WHAT?
386
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:40,889
HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?
387
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:43,592
UM... 3... MONTHS?!
388
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,027
YES.
389
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:48,463
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ALL THE
TIME MY MARRIAGE WAS CRUMBLING
390
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,500
YOU KNEW THIS, AND YOU
DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL ME?
391
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,069
I... YOU KNOW... IT'S ALL RIGHT.
392
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,539
IT WAS RATHER ENJOYABLE
HEARING ABOUT IT ON THE RADIO.
393
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,010
AGAIN, I CAN ONLY
APOLOGIZE ABOUT THAT.
394
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,312
MY LITTLE GIRL IS HAVING A BABY.
395
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,446
OH!
396
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,681
HA HA. UH, YEAH.
397
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,816
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME?
398
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,840
YEAH, THAT MAKES YOU, UM...
399
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,455
UM, ONE OF THOSE WOMEN-PEOPLE.
400
00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:15,124
YOU CAN SAY THE
WORD. I DON'T MIND.
401
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:16,926
IN FACT I WANNA
HEAR IT. SAY IT, PAUL.
402
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,128
WHAT WORD? WELL, YOU KNOW...
403
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,764
WELL, IT MAKES YOU A...
404
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,132
THERE'S A PIE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
405
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:26,102
I GOTTA GO. OK. BYE.
406
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,803
PAUL, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
407
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,305
THAT... THAT WAS NOTHING.
408
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,306
NOTHING?
409
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:31,307
THAT WAS NOTHING.
410
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,641
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
411
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,276
NO. YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME?
412
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,611
HOW CAN YOU NOT TELL ME?
413
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,013
WHEN YOU NEED TO
KNOW, YOU'LL KNOW.
414
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,680
FINE. FINE.
415
00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,483
IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE
GONNA BE, THAT'S FINE.
416
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,318
HEY, DEB, I'M A BIG BOY NOW.
417
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,321
IF I HAVE A SECRET I DON'T
WANNA TELL YA, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.
418
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:48,757
FINE. BUT SISTERS WHOSE
BROTHERS KEEP SECRETS FROM THEM
419
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,060
DON'T HELP WITH THE
THANKSGIVING PIES.
420
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,296
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A RULE.
421
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,097
YES... HELLO.
422
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,165
EXCUSE ME!
423
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,799
I BELIEVE THESE ARE YOURS.
424
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,001
THANK YOU. I GOT IT.
425
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,003
WOULD YOU PLEASE HAVE
YOUR DELIVERY PEOPLE
426
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,271
BE MORE PRECISE IN FUTURE?
427
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,440
THIS EXACT SAME
THING HAPPENED IN 1991
428
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,708
WITH THAT MUFFIN BASKET.
429
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,709
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
430
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,276
GIMME THE CARD. GIMME THAT CARD.
431
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,277
DEBBIE, GIVE IT TO ME. NO.
432
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,446
WHAT A WONDERFUL ROLE MODEL
433
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,947
YOU'RE GOING TO
BE FOR THIS CHILD.
434
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:12,948
CHILD?
435
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,172
I'M AFRAID SO.
436
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:20,122
I SWEAR YOU AND IRA ARE
THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW.
437
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,147
AND HER.
438
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,661
1... CONGRATULATIONS, PAULIE.
439
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:27,996
THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS.
440
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,865
I'M SO HAPPY I COULD CRY.
441
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,133
THANK YOU.
442
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,690
2... YOU'RE A SON OF A BITCH.
443
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,671
HEY, DEB...
444
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:37,895
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO YOUR HAIR?
445
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,065
I'M SO TIRED OF YOU.
446
00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:44,947
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN FOREVER,
447
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,949
AND SHE JUST BLOWS ME OFF.
448
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,740
WHAT COULD'VE BEEN SO IMPORTANT?
449
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,125
I'VE SET UP THE
PIZZA IN THE KITCHEN,
450
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,294
WHICH IS EXACTLY
WHERE YOU'LL BE EATING IT
451
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,263
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
STAINS ON THE CARPET.
452
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,298
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, I'M LEAVING
453
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,402
BEFORE THE UNIVERSE ENDS FROM
A WOMAN BEING AT A POKER GAME.
454
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,170
LET'S EAT.
455
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,972
PIZZA? I SHOULDN'T.
456
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,474
I GOT AN OCCLUSION.
457
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:12,508
COMING, SLOTKIN?
458
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,031
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
459
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,487
SYLVIA. SYLVIA...
460
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,990
LET ME SHOW YOU A PICTURE
OF MY NEW GRANDSON.
461
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,492
OHH, HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
462
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,493
YEAH, ISN'T HE?
463
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,828
YEAH, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO SEE A PICTURE
464
00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,264
OF MY NEW GRANDSON?
465
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,121
YEAH. SO WOULD I.
466
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,669
OH. MOM, HI.
467
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:41,670
WHERE YOU GOING?
468
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,371
I'M GOING TO YOUR WIFE'S HOUSE
469
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,208
TO HELP HER PREPARE THE ONLY
THANKSGIVING DINNER IN AMERICA
470
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,777
WITHOUT A KIDDIE TABLE.
471
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,168
ALL RIGHT. BYE NOW.
472
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,415
HI.
473
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,283
IS MY DAD IN THERE? HEY.
474
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,685
YOU'RE BURT'S SON.
475
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,320
THE ONE HAVING THE BABY.
476
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,788
MEL SLOTKIN.
477
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,323
YEAH. YEAH, HI. OK, LISTEN...
478
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,291
ABOUT THAT, I WOULD
REALLY APPRECIATE IT
479
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,893
IF YOU DIDN'T TELL
MY FATHER ABOUT IT.
480
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,696
TCH! I WOULDN'T GIVE
BURT THE SATISFACTION.
481
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,867
HE AND I HAVE A
LOT OF BAD BLOOD.
482
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:14,703
WELL, WHATEVER THE
MOTIVATION, IT'S JUST THAT...
483
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,304
WE'RE NOT REALLY
TELLING PEOPLE YET,
484
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:19,174
SO I THINK HE WOULD BE
HURT IF HE FOUND OUT FROM...
485
00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:21,977
OH, IF IT WILL HURT
HIM... EXCUSE ME.
486
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,311
WAIT, WAIT A SECOND.
487
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,813
YOU CAN'T TELL HIM.
488
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,148
YES, I CAN.
489
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,817
RIGHT, I GRANT YOU
THAT PHYSICALLY YOU CAN.
490
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,819
I'M JUST SAYING...
COME ON. MORALLY?
491
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,820
TCH.
492
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:32,884
ETHICALLY?
493
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:36,659
HOW MUCH? I'LL PAY YOU NOT TO.
494
00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,659
50 BUCKS?
495
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:38,661
100.
496
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,129
75.
497
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,164
FOR 75, I DROP HINTS.
498
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:44,900
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
OK, HERE. 100 BUCKS.
499
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,336
WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
500
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,271
SLOTKIN, THIS IS MY BOY PAULIE.
501
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:50,705
YES, WE'VE MET.
502
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:53,275
DAD, DAD, LISTEN, IT
TURNS OUT I CAN'T PLAY
503
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,943
'CAUSE I GOTTA RUN HOME,
504
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,807
GOTTA STOP A BIG THING.
505
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:04,019
IS IT THAT YOU DON'T WANT KIDS?
506
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:05,020
NO, WE DO.
507
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:06,455
BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY,
508
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,023
THAT IS A VERY SELFISH ATTITUDE.
509
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,991
WE WANT THEM. WE
PLAN TO HAVE THEM.
510
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:10,993
PLAN? PLAN WHEN?
511
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,194
SOON.
512
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:14,663
"SOON." 3 MONTHS SOON? 10 YEARS?
513
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,664
SOON SOON.
514
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,299
SO YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A CHILD.
515
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,168
THAT IS A CHOICE YOU CAN MAKE.
516
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,836
THAT WON'T HAPPEN.
517
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,971
MY SON WILL DIE CHILDLESS.
518
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,807
BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
519
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,576
YOU WILL HAVE HAD A
LOT OF NICE DINNERS OUT.
520
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,777
ALL RIGHT, SYLVIA.
521
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:31,079
I KNOW I'M GONNA REGRET
THIS, BUT THE TRUTH IS...
522
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,214
NO, WAIT. DON'T. DON'T.
523
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,382
DON'T WHAT?
524
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,806
PUT MARSHMALLOWS IN THE YAMS.
525
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,424
JOAN, WHAT'S WRONG?
526
00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:43,792
OH, NOTHING.
527
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,661
WELL, YOU DON'T
CRY OVER NOTHING.
528
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,329
I WAS ON MY WAY UP
TO SEE PAUL AND JAMIE.
529
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:51,233
DEBBIE AND I HAD OUR
FIRST BIG FIGHT. OVER WHAT?
530
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,535
WELL, I KNEW SOMETHING,
AND I DIDN'T TELL HER.
531
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:57,119
IT'S NOT GOOD TO HAVE
SECRETS. WHAT WAS IT?
532
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,175
WHERE I COME FROM,
THEY CALL THIS...
533
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,900
A STRAIGHT FLUSH.
534
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,305
YOUR SON'S HAVING A KID.
535
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,924
EVERYBODY, YOUR
ATTENTION PLEASE.
536
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,526
WE HAVE A LITTLE
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
537
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,994
I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE.
538
00:20:19,018 --> 00:20:20,962
OH, WHAT? YOU'RE
BUYING A NEW HOUSE.
539
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:21,963
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
540
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:25,634
PAUL AND I... ARE HAVING A BABY.
541
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,725
YEAH, YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU.
542
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,175
HEY, COULD WE EAT NOW?
543
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,010
HEY, HEY, COME
ON, THIS IS BIG NEWS.
544
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:37,279
IT'S NOT BIG NEWS.
IT'S OLD NEWS.
545
00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,914
YOU HANDLED THIS VERY BADLY.
546
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,850
OH, COME ON, LET'S NOT WORRY
ABOUT WHO FOUND OUT WHEN.
547
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,286
OH, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
YOU KNEW BEFORE THEY DID.
548
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,021
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LOOK...
549
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,691
ADMITTEDLY WE
DIDN'T DO THE BEST JOB
550
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,359
OF MAKING THIS PUBLIC, BUT...
551
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,194
COME ON. WE'RE NEW AT THIS.
552
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,196
MAYBE NEXT TIME WE'LL DO BETTER.
553
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:57,266
BUT REGARDLESS OF WHO
HERE FOUND OUT FIRST,
554
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,902
THE IMPORTANT
THING IS THAT YOU...
555
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,805
OUR FAMILY, OUR FRIENDS,
556
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,807
THE PEOPLE CLOSEST
TO US IN THE WORLD...
557
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:08,810
YOU ARE THE ONLY
PEOPLE ON THE PLANET
558
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,401
WHO KNOW THIS INFORMATION.
559
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:18,844
JUST A SECOND.
560
00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,324
IS THIS HAL AND
MAGGIE'S APARTMENT?
561
00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,326
UH, NO, ACTUALLY,
THEY'RE ACROSS THE HALL.
562
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:25,427
I KNOW YOU!
563
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,263
YOU'RE THE COUPLE
FROM THE ELEVATOR.
564
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,731
HEY, KEV,
565
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,133
THESE ARE THE PEOPLE I
WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT.
566
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,356
OH, YEAH.
567
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,173
HOW YOU DOING?
568
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,998
I HEAR YOU'RE HAVING
A BABY. THAT'S GREAT.
569
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,684
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
570
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,441
YEAH. THANKS A LOT.
39478
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