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[woman] Salty and sweet.
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That was my mother.
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♪♪
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Always did have a flavor for danger.
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Pickled in her wine,
She so desperately tried.
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Oh, but she couldn't
take care of me, mm-mm.
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Not like you did, anyway.
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Lord, I know you
put me here for a reason,
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and Lord knows I've tried to forget it.
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But through all these
choppy waters, I thank you,
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my dear Jesus, for keeping
this humble heart beating free.
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My love, my Lord, my savior.
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[country music playing]
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[mattress squeaking]
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[exhales]
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I love you, I love you, I love you.
I just wanna marry you.
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Oh, Jesus, you're my one and only.
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- I swear, I will always...
- [door opens]
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Hey, I told you to clean the...
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[sighs] Really?
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This is what you're doing
in the middle of the goddamn day? Great.
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[sighs] Can't you just be a normal kid?
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[country music continues,
echoing, muffled]
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[music resumes, echoing fades]
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[sighs]
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[country music continues]
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[woman] Normal kid? [chuckles]
Well, how'd I do?
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Yeah, not so great, I guess.
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But not Your fault so much,
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unless this was all a part
of Your silly old plan.
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- [car shuts off]
- [music stops]
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[vehicle passes]
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[woman groans] Fuck me. I can't believe
you're making me do this shit.
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[woman 2] Hello again.
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I'm Merle, sex and love addict.
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[all] Hi, Merle.
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Well, in spite of all
the progress I've made,
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I... recently had
another bottom line slip.
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I'm really ashamed. I...
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I really thought this time
was gonna be different.
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A real relationship, you know?
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That lasted all of six days. [sniffles]
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Um, our final night together, he, um...
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bit my lip so hard it bled,
and I started to cry.
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Um, and then he told me
that he had a fantasy
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of making love to a woman
while she was crying.
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[laughs]
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[Merle] So mission accomplished.
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But...
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[sniffles] He told me that he loved me.
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And then after he left, he, um...
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blocked my number and unfollowed me.
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And I just feel really worthless.
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[♪ "Alone Tonight" by Danny Farrant
and Paul Rawson playing]
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[woman] And You said,
"I am the light of the world,
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but he who follows me
will not walk in the darkness,
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but shall have the light of love."
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[music continues]
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- [engine shuts off]
- [music stops]
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[knocking on door]
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[door opens]
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Do I know you?
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Uh, yeah. I'm, uh... I'm Mads, I'm here...
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Oh, Evie's friend from home.
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They do grow 'em pretty in Texas.
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- [soft chuckle]
- You're late.
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I didn't know there was
a set schedule for this shit.
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[chuckles] Come in.
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Wait, so you're... you're not American?
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- Cause, like, on your TV show you were...
- Acting.
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- Oh. Ah, funny. [chuckles]
- Can I get you something?
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Uh, no, no, I'm cool as a cucumber.
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[man] So you're out here
to be an actress?
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Uh, no, no.
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Ah, most people are here to be something.
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Escape whatever unseen invalidated life
they're running from.
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Are you ambitious?
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Ambition always seemed like
kind of a pointy word to me.
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Like, um, arrow or thorn,
you know, it just...
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I feel like it just depends
on the things you're into.
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Um, but I do think that I'm meant
for, um, something or somebody.
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A romantic. You're a rare animal.
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Take a word of advice
from a kindred spirit:
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Keep moving before you get stuck.
This place is a trap, you know.
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Just like those pits down by the museums.
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Thousands of years ago,
this whole valley was a swamp.
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Animals came from hundreds
of miles around.
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Mammoths, sabretooth cats,
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uh, dire wolves,
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all lured by the scent of sweet water.
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But the ground under this place
isn't solid, it's tar.
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Black and sticky as the devil's shit.
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Those animals, they got trapped in it.
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And their dying cries
brought out scavengers
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looking for an easy meal,
and they got stuck too.
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Thousands of years later,
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scientists are still pulling fossils
out of those pits.
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Skeletons all mixed up.
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Be careful, or someday someone
will be digging you up.
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And with so many bones, they won't
even be able to tell you apart.
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The trick to LA is take a sip
from the spring, spread your wings.
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Catch a breeze and ride on out of here
before you get stuck.
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- [sniffing]
- Um...
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Why do dealers
always sound like preachers?
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I mean, honestly,
are you a prophet or a pusher?
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- Just make up your mind.
- [chuckles] Hm.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Evie tells me you girls
are working the club tonight.
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Uh, yeah. Yeah.
I think I might, uh, come by.
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[zipping]
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You can always work for me, you know.
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Uh, look, I just came here 'cause I got
a car and I was in the neighborhood.
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I'm not really looking to be your friendly
neighborhood dope peddler, but thank you.
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By the way, I love
your big, fat, gold LTD.
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'72? Don't see them around much.
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Um... mm-hm.
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I know your ride, I know your plates,
I know your friends.
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So what don't I know about you, Mads?
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Uh, yeah. Yeah. Cool.
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- Uh...
- Thanks for coming by.
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- Uh-huh. Mm-hm.
- Yeah.
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♪♪
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Good morning.
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- Little package.
- Teddy.
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Hey, Mads, um...
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Did you ever hear from that, uh,
guy you were fucking at community?
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What?
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Didn't he get a job out here or something?
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No idea what on earth
made you think of him.
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I don't know, maybe it
was, urn, all these drugs.
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Oh, well, well, well.
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You know, you really oughta
quit that dumbass job of yours.
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Oh, boy.
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[sighs] Come on, like, folding $400
sweaters for ten bucks an hour.
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It's an insult to your post-modern
feminist sensibilities.
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Oh, is it?
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We've got to work to destabilize
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the patriarchal norms
entrenched into a society
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that has caused so much gender inequality.
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[laughs] I love how much
you care about this.
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Plus, you'd make way more
selling Eric's drugs.
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Well, well, I also got fired last night.
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- Why?
- [woman] What?
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[Mads] Mm...
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Because I... kinda sorta...
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fucked the boss's husband again!
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- Again?
- Again!
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- [groaning]
- That's awesome!
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I guess old habits die hard, sweetie.
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- They do.
- Well, then it's settled.
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You're working at the club with us now!
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- No!
- [woman] Yes!
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I said maybe.
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[Mads] Working at the club,
aka, selling a bunch of shit-ass drugs
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to LA's horniest crackheads.
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[rock music playing]
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[music continues]
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Yay! She's fun again!
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Whoo!
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[laughing]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[all yelling]
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Oh, come on, Mads, it's gonna be fun.
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Told you.
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[upbeat music playing]
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You know they say Marilyn's buried here.
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And also James Dean,
and also Whitney Houston.
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- Let's have a séance.
- I can't believe this.
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Oh, my Lord. [chuckles]
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So, another little sister here
from Texas to help Evie out.
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[Evie] Sort of.
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Only Addy's my actual blood.
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We grew up with Mads.
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She's like our honorary little sister.
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[woman] Well, we're all family here.
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- Hey, Gamor.
- Hm?
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- What do you think?
- Hm...
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Well, let me take a look.
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Let's see here, a little vintage jewelry,
smoky eye, pouty red lip.
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I like it. She's like a gothic Madonna.
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[chuckling]
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[Addy] It's funny you say that because
Mads has like a little Jesus thing.
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- Ooh, Jesus.
- Yeah. Um, I'd say that she
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takes it to the next level, though.
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Mads doesn't just love Jesus,
she'd love to fuck Jesus.
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- [laughing]
- Hey!
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- It's true.
- [woman] You can't blame her,
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Jesus Is quite sexy.
Our first rock star.
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- [woman] Mm-hm.
- Definitely.
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[Mads] Well, little does she know,
I do fuck You.
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I fuck You all the time.
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Well, Mads' outfit is preordained.
So, let's go.
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Doors open in 20 minutes.
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Tits up.
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Uh, Carmen, put some lip gloss on, too.
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You're looking a little tired.
All right, here. Drink that up.
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Eleven minutes, come on.
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[dialogue fades]
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[♪ "The Chauffeur"
by Duran Duran playing]
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[music continues]
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[distorted voice, indistinct]
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[echoing] You're my one and only.
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[music continues]
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[echoing] Oh, Jesus.
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[indistinct, echoing voice]
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[Mads] I swear, I will always... [echoing]
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I swear, I will always...
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[vomiting]
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[Mads] Well, there just went
200 bucks of Eric's crap.
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Oh, God, I should've listened to You.
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[retching]
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Why don't I listen to You?
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Mom always told me that
was never much my strong suit.
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Maybe she was right.
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Fucking bitch.
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A tripping nun.
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That is so fucked. [groans]
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There you are.
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Are you okay?
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Your shift is done.
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Why don't you just get changed
and put on some makeup.
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We're gonna have
a little late-night disco at our place.
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- Okay.
- [sighs]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[sniffing]
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[groans softly]
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[Evie] Fuck! [screaming]
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I'm so sorry! Oh, my God!
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[Addy] Who was he?! Who was that guy?!
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Oh, my God, he's just some guy
I brought home.
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- I'm sorry.
- Who was he?!
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What the fuck just happened?
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- Oh, my God!
- The money is all gone!
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- He fucking took the money!
- I'm sorry!
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That stupid fucking douchebag,
he took the money!
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That guy with the long hair,
I think he took all the drugs!
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- Wait!
- What the fuck?!
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That guy just fucking left!
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Evie...
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- Evie, what the fuck?!
- I'm sorry.
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- Eight fucking grand!
- [Evie] I'm so sorry.
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[Addy] Evie, why do you
drag me into this shit?! Huh?!
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You're supposed
to be my older sister!
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- Stop yelling at her.
- Don't start.
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Okay, it's not helping anything.
247
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,337
- Well, what's the plan?
- You need to call Eric.
248
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,464
- You need to call Eric.
- [Evie] Can you just do it, please?
249
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,383
He needs to fucking know
250
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:19,928
why all the money and all his
fucking drugs are gone, okay?
251
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,347
Can you just please do it?
Because he has a crush on you.
252
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,224
And he's not gonna yell at you,
and he always yells at me.
253
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,393
- Oh, my God, Evie.
- I need a fucking cigarette.
254
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,061
- You're so much better at this than me.
- Where's the lighter?
255
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,230
- I can't do it.
- Where the fuck is the lighter?
256
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,774
Um... Please.
257
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,153
I'm so sorry.
258
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,614
- Evie...
- Just fucking call Eric.
259
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,659
- Just go and call Eric.
- I'm so sorry.
260
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,876
What the fuck is this?
261
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,838
I don't...
262
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,549
[Eric on phone] What do you mean gone?
263
00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,760
- It's gone. Stolen?
- Oh, no.
264
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:03,179
No, no, no.
265
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:07,016
I trusted you guys
to fulfill basic services.
266
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:10,061
This is fucking unprofessional.
267
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,440
Yeah, well, I mean, we fucked up.
268
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,608
Well, you better un-fuck it up.
269
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:19,487
This is not some random shit I got off
of one of my usual guys.
270
00:21:19,571 --> 00:21:21,531
This is a scary fucking drug dealer
271
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,158
that I'm trying to make
a good impression with.
272
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:26,161
And spoiler alert,
this is not impressive!
273
00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,580
You know what? How about you just
274
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,249
stop being such a little bitch
and nut up, okay?
275
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:36,212
It wasn't a kilo, it was 20 grand tops.
We'll figure it out.
276
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,298
What's this fucking guy's name?
277
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:42,427
Her name! Queenie,
and she does not fuck around!
278
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,472
[speaking foreign language]
279
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:52,729
- [inaudible dialogue]
- [shattering]
280
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,485
Get out!
281
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,782
[yelling]
282
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:08,244
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
283
00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:11,122
[Eric] So either find who stole that shit
284
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:15,585
or find a way to get me
that 20 grand back! Fuck!
285
00:22:18,713 --> 00:22:20,298
Fuck you too, then.
286
00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,639
Fuck!
287
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:31,643
Guys, he's really fucking freaking out.
288
00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:34,145
- [Addy] We're being fucking evicted!
- [Evie moans] No.
289
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,606
- What?
- We're being evicted!
290
00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,741
[clears throat] You know,
this is why I left.
291
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,536
This is why I left and went to London,
292
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,247
because I didn't want
to be fucking poor in America!
293
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,165
Okay.
294
00:22:54,249 --> 00:22:57,293
And I don't wanna be around a sister
who's a fucking crack addict.
295
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,088
[Evie] Okay, it's a coke addict,
not a crack addict.
296
00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:03,258
Such a fucking bitch all the time.
297
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,301
- Fuck you. Fuck you.
- I'm so tired of it.
298
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,345
Seriously, this could've
happened to anybody.
299
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:11,432
- We all had a party.
- Fuck! Fuck!
300
00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,268
[door opens, closes]
301
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:14,727
Fucking hair!
302
00:23:19,691 --> 00:23:20,817
[door slams]
303
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,742
Fucking dollar bill, please. Oh, God.
304
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,581
[♪ "Real Reel Switcher"
by Eunice Russ Frost playing]
305
00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,874
[sniffing]
306
00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:48,386
[Mads] Fucking poor in America?
307
00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,888
[groans] Who wants to be poor anywhere?
308
00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:55,143
The world's one big shit show
and I'm right in the middle of it.
309
00:23:55,226 --> 00:23:58,479
Fuck them! Seriously, I'm not poor.
310
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,190
I have You.
311
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:04,027
They can all suck my Jesus dick.
312
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,324
Cocksuckers.
313
00:24:12,619 --> 00:24:15,955
Don't look at me like that.
Where do you think I'm driving?
314
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,291
I'm trying to look
for a place to live, fuck.
315
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:29,218
Okay, well, I fucking tried
to get a roof over our heads,
316
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,888
and this bitch, she don't get it.
317
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,682
You know what? Fuck her
and her piece of shit house,
318
00:24:34,766 --> 00:24:38,394
and the horse she rode in on.
She probably fucked him too.
319
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,690
Fuck!
320
00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,151
[song continues]
321
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,891
What's up, sexy man?
322
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:25,817
[sighs]
323
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:30,571
You know, I made a lot of bad decisions.
324
00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:34,033
Some shit You seriously don't...
325
00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,078
agree with.
326
00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,125
I don't blame You.
327
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:47,463
But, You see,
I've been trying to be better.
328
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,715
Right, I mean...
329
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:52,510
I definitely be fucking way less.
330
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,971
Kinda.
331
00:25:59,684 --> 00:26:01,477
Anyway, right now...
332
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:06,691
Right now,
I need Your help more than ever.
333
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:12,947
I need You to walk me down
Your righteous ways.
334
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,950
I need You to show me
that light because...
335
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,332
I really just don't wanna
hurt no more people.
336
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:34,427
Show me a sign.
337
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,722
Show me a sign.
338
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:40,475
[bell ringing]
339
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:43,478
[Mads] Show me a sign.
340
00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:56,949
[soft chuckle]
341
00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,953
You're a fucking badass.
342
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,583
Whoo! I love You, JC!
343
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,418
I fucking love You!
344
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:10,880
Whoo!
345
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,341
♪♪
346
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:23,059
- Please tell me you found it.
- No, I told you, it's gone.
347
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,395
Shit! You guys have forced me
to do something I don't want to do.
348
00:27:26,479 --> 00:27:27,855
I do not want to give you girls up.
349
00:27:27,939 --> 00:27:29,732
But that Queenie plays rough.
350
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:31,984
[chuckles] You think I'm a fucking idiot
351
00:27:32,068 --> 00:27:34,612
just 'cause I have an innie?
You're the big dog,
352
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,865
okay, not some low-level, street pawn.
353
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:43,621
No matter how bad we might fuck up,
that money is ultimately on you, bud.
354
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,873
I can make you get that money back.
355
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,543
Why are you fronting on me right now?
356
00:27:48,626 --> 00:27:50,753
You're no pimp, you're no Killer.
357
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:54,799
You're just a has-been TV actor with
a gambling addiction and a coke habit.
358
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:58,553
And... and my sense tells me
359
00:27:58,636 --> 00:28:03,349
that clearly you're broke as fuck,
and you're in some real type of trouble
360
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,353
because nobody runs a business
like that with no security.
361
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,482
I mean, that is just
desperation behavior.
362
00:28:11,566 --> 00:28:14,986
Uh-huh, out of control.
And that shit ends bad.
363
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:20,491
So, like I said, I don't have a problem.
364
00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:21,909
You do.
365
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,748
Why are you even here?
366
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:34,922
Where the fuck is your bedroom?
367
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:39,510
♪♪
368
00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,784
[Mads] You're so awesome.
369
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:10,374
Oh, I can't even stand
to breathe when I think of You.
370
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:15,838
I will always be your girl, Jesus.
371
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,431
I wasn't expecting that from you.
372
00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:31,687
Yep, I'm full of surprises.
373
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,942
I gotta go pee.
374
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,736
[chuckles]
375
00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:43,407
Mads?
376
00:29:45,493 --> 00:29:47,954
- Babe?
- [door closes]
377
00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:49,413
Oh, fuck!
378
00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:52,750
You're crazy. This is never gonna work.
379
00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,460
Of course it'll work.
380
00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,462
You ever heard of
"Jesus take the wheel"?
381
00:29:56,545 --> 00:30:00,174
Well, in our case,
Jesus has taken us by the hips
382
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:02,802
with his manly,
calloused carpenter hands
383
00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:06,681
and he is riding us all the way
back home to Kingdom Come.
384
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:10,184
I'm telling you,
Jesus will not steer us wrong.
385
00:30:10,267 --> 00:30:12,019
[soft chuckle]
386
00:30:12,103 --> 00:30:13,813
Uh, I'm an atheist.
387
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,234
Well, not anymore you're not.
388
00:30:21,112 --> 00:30:25,157
Okay, so we're just supposed
to tell people we came to Hollywood
389
00:30:25,241 --> 00:30:27,326
to start a convent?
390
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:30,705
Only if they ask. Just keep it simple.
391
00:30:32,415 --> 00:30:34,542
So we'll meet back here in two hours.
392
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:42,758
[rock music plays]
393
00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:53,102
[bell ringing]
394
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,854
Sisters of the faithful.
395
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,608
Hey. Oh, thank you. Do you know where
to get waxed around here?
396
00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:05,197
Oh. Wait, two bucks?
397
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:07,324
That's all you're gonna give Jesus?
398
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,705
- [banging]
- Fuck.
399
00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,251
Lady, do you want your soul
to be damned for all eternity,
400
00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,045
tossing Lucifer's salad?
401
00:31:19,128 --> 00:31:21,630
You can afford more, look at you.
402
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:28,179
Oh, thank you. God bless... Jesus Christ!
403
00:31:28,262 --> 00:31:32,058
- You all right?
- Oh, hell yeah. Uh, sorry.
404
00:31:33,184 --> 00:31:34,477
Bitch.
405
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:43,319
We are starting
a convent here in Hollywood,
406
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,906
and if you would like
to know more, here is my cell.
407
00:31:46,989 --> 00:31:50,951
Look, I wrote it right
where Jesus got hammered. [chuckles]
408
00:31:51,035 --> 00:31:54,497
- [moans] I dream of being hammered, too.
- Thank you.
409
00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,168
[man] Hi, Sister.
410
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,630
- I see you like books.
- [man] I work at the library.
411
00:32:02,713 --> 00:32:03,839
Oh.
412
00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:09,762
Are you visiting Los Angeles, Sister?
I haven't seen you before.
413
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:15,434
Uh, well, my little convent back home
is just bursting at the seams,
414
00:32:15,518 --> 00:32:19,355
so my Mother Superior
sent myself and my sisters
415
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:24,235
down to, you know, look
for a new home and spread our, uh,
416
00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:28,072
our virginity... di-divinity.
417
00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,365
Where are you staying?
418
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:34,036
Uh, well, I'm leaving that up
to the good Lord himself.
419
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,540
- Mm-hm.
- Well, uh... [chuckles]
420
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:38,958
I hope it's not too much of a bother,
421
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:41,293
but one of our board members
at our library,
422
00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:44,255
Maria Ramirez,
everyone calls her Sunny.
423
00:32:44,338 --> 00:32:47,925
Um, you know, she's a devout Catholic
and generous donor.
424
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,219
- Um, her husband just died recently...
- Oh.
425
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,931
...and, um, you and the sisters
should, uh, go... go see her.
426
00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,599
She lives right up the road up there.
427
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,352
Um, great place.
She takes in nuns all the time.
428
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:02,231
She does? [exclaims]
429
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:06,318
Well, look at God just
working his ways. [chuckles]
430
00:33:06,402 --> 00:33:07,903
[man] Well, she's a very kind person.
431
00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:09,655
And listen,
she has more than enough space.
432
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,657
You guys should check it out
if you need a place to stay.
433
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,995
All right? I think she'd love it,
so here's her number.
434
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:17,997
- Oops.
- [both chuckle]
435
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,709
Sorry. Um... Okay.
436
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:23,043
That's for you guys.
437
00:33:24,295 --> 00:33:27,715
Thank you. Good day, sir. So kind.
438
00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:32,469
[rock music plays]
439
00:33:32,553 --> 00:33:36,473
Two-hundred and seventy-three dollars.
440
00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:38,434
Thank you, Jesus!
441
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,104
Yes, that is enough to get a cheap
hotel room for a couple of nights.
442
00:33:42,188 --> 00:33:44,398
Or a really nice hotel room for one night.
443
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,066
No, no, no.
444
00:33:46,150 --> 00:33:50,279
We gotta save our money
as much as we can. We should, um...
445
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,573
We should go stay with that nice lady.
446
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:56,118
But how do...
how do you know she's so nice?
447
00:33:56,202 --> 00:34:01,916
[gags] Because she offers
to take in stray nuns. [babbles]
448
00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:06,045
Um, she is probably
really religious though.
449
00:34:06,128 --> 00:34:08,297
And she's probably seen
a lot of nuns before.
450
00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,800
So... we should, uh...
451
00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:13,594
We should go do our research.
452
00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,138
- Mm-hm, up our game.
- Okay.
453
00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:18,974
What kind of research?
454
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:23,354
Wait, Mads, you want us to go to church?
455
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:26,106
Goddamn right. We're going to church!
456
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,984
But first...
first we really need to change,
457
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:32,029
'cause the only thing worse than walking
into a church impersonating a nun
458
00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:35,032
is walking into a police station
impersonating a cop.
459
00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,700
[grunts] So let's go.
460
00:34:39,203 --> 00:34:41,413
[groans] God.
461
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,959
[sniffling]
462
00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,928
What do you think
you're looking at, old man?
463
00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,763
[stutters] Nothing.
464
00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:02,059
Hm. That's "Nothing, Sister," to you.
465
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:07,648
- Nothing, Sister.
- Mm-hm. Good boy.
466
00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,901
Now start praying.
467
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:12,861
Dear God...
468
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:18,575
please help me with another sister.
469
00:35:20,703 --> 00:35:21,537
Addy!
470
00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:24,290
I like this character!
471
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:26,375
- I could really get into this!
- [Addy] Bitch.
472
00:35:28,419 --> 00:35:30,337
[sniffing]
473
00:35:30,421 --> 00:35:31,672
[exclaims]
474
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:32,881
[phone buzzing]
475
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,800
"Find out..." What?
476
00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:38,304
Fuck! No. No.
477
00:35:39,430 --> 00:35:41,557
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
478
00:35:47,146 --> 00:35:48,355
- [sniffing]
- [phone buzzing]
479
00:35:48,439 --> 00:35:49,565
No.
480
00:36:01,744 --> 00:36:03,120
The fucking gun!
481
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,788
Where the fuck is it?
482
00:36:04,872 --> 00:36:07,041
- Fuck!
- [phone buzzing]
483
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:17,468
- [sniffing]
- [phone buzzing]
484
00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,970
Ah! Fuck.
485
00:36:22,765 --> 00:36:24,808
[panting]
486
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:40,366
[sighs, grunts]
487
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:42,076
[phone buzzing]
488
00:36:42,159 --> 00:36:44,078
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
489
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,512
[car door closes]
490
00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:10,562
[exhales]
491
00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,570
No! Bucky, no!
492
00:37:24,785 --> 00:37:26,578
No, Bucky, no!
493
00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:28,539
[groans]
494
00:37:32,126 --> 00:37:34,128
[knocking on door]
495
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,259
[doorbell rings]
496
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:47,224
[grunting]
497
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,185
I'll open the door on one condition.
498
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:52,771
[groans]
499
00:37:54,148 --> 00:37:56,400
I was gonna open the door.
500
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:59,194
My name's Tuff, I work for Queenie.
501
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:03,824
Sit.
502
00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,578
Make me a vodka.
503
00:38:09,455 --> 00:38:11,498
It's okay, Bucky, this is a friend.
504
00:38:11,582 --> 00:38:14,418
We're just playing a friendly game.
505
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,795
- I don't think he can breathe.
- He's fucking fine.
506
00:38:16,879 --> 00:38:20,632
Aren't you, silly Billy?
It's just a friendly game, right.
507
00:38:20,716 --> 00:38:22,885
Come on, man, this has nothing
to do with the kid.
508
00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:27,347
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Are you allergic to bees?
509
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,603
What a coincidence. So am I.
510
00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:35,772
Deathly allergic.
And when you're allergic to bees,
511
00:38:35,856 --> 00:38:37,816
you need to be prepared.
512
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:41,153
Do you... know what one of these is?
513
00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,321
- Oh, Jesus, man, don't.
- Ah, ah.
514
00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:45,491
This protects you from the queen.
515
00:38:45,574 --> 00:38:50,412
And believe me, you do not
wanna get stung by her.
516
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,914
- [Bucky grunts]
- What have you done?
517
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,168
What have you done?
518
00:38:57,711 --> 00:38:59,213
Motherfucker!
519
00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:07,638
[choking]
520
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,736
[choir vocalizing]
521
00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:02,067
When you receive the communion,
522
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,944
you're united with Jesus.
523
00:40:07,823 --> 00:40:09,825
And He becomes a part of you.
524
00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:36,560
Body of Christ.
525
00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:18,393
[bell tolling]
526
00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:19,936
May God be with you.
527
00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:22,147
Oh, you know, very.
528
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,025
May God be with you.
529
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:28,111
- And to you too, Sister.
- Sister Julie.
530
00:41:28,195 --> 00:41:29,696
Thank you for coming.
531
00:41:29,780 --> 00:41:33,742
- Hm, Sister Julie.
- Sister Julie.
532
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,119
I think it's time to go.
533
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:38,830
What was that about?
534
00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,126
♪♪
535
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,348
Tuff? Why is there a child?
536
00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,522
You know I hate them.
537
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:12,155
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hi.
538
00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:17,202
Yuck. Why is he tied like that?
539
00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:21,331
I had to use the venom
on the kid, and then...
540
00:42:21,415 --> 00:42:22,541
Well, look.
541
00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,175
- [Eric groans]
- [Tuff] Right?
542
00:42:32,259 --> 00:42:35,929
- It's for softening the meat.
- [chuckles]
543
00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,139
[Tuff] Ah...
544
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:40,642
- Well...
- [Eric groans]
545
00:42:40,726 --> 00:42:44,688
Nice to meet you... Eric.
546
00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,149
- [grunts]
- [Eric groans]
547
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:51,236
- [laughing]
- [yelling]
548
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:05,917
[groaning] These shoes hurt my feet.
549
00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:09,087
I can finish this off.
550
00:43:09,171 --> 00:43:11,631
Tuff is so good to me.
551
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:17,304
[Eric groaning]
552
00:43:17,387 --> 00:43:21,558
Huh... So, Eric,
553
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,769
we've been talking about you.
554
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:25,937
What's your purpose?
555
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:28,064
What function do you serve?
556
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,985
If one cannot perform his function,
557
00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:36,615
then another must take his place.
558
00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:38,617
[giggles]
559
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:46,708
- [Eric groans]
- Oh. Huh.
560
00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:50,420
These are the females
who lost my merchandise.
561
00:43:52,506 --> 00:43:56,343
Did you know there's a species
of carpenter ant in Malaysia?
562
00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:57,928
[groans]
563
00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:02,057
The queen's body
is full of poisonous venom.
564
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:06,895
And if her nest
is threatened by an outsider,
565
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:11,650
this magnificent creature
can explode her own head
566
00:44:11,733 --> 00:44:14,528
in a suicide,
567
00:44:14,611 --> 00:44:19,157
and release a substance onto her enemy.
568
00:44:19,241 --> 00:44:22,869
[Tuff whistles] What a soldier.
569
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,087
No. [grunting]
570
00:44:36,550 --> 00:44:41,096
- No. [groans]
- This is what I'm talking about, Eric.
571
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,474
- Oh, my God.
- Purpose.
572
00:44:44,558 --> 00:44:47,727
- Now you have one.
- Oh, my God.
573
00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:51,773
- Dinner.
- [groans] Oh, no.
574
00:44:56,278 --> 00:44:58,238
[dog barking]
575
00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,662
♪♪
576
00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:09,267
[Sunny] Sisters, welcome to my home.
577
00:46:09,351 --> 00:46:12,771
You'll have to excuse me,
my eyesight isn't what it used to be.
578
00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:14,981
You see, I've become
terribly sensitive to the light,
579
00:46:15,065 --> 00:46:18,193
which is a shame, because the light
is one of my favorite things
580
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,111
about living in southern California.
581
00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,865
In a moment, Alicia will
show you to your quarters,
582
00:46:23,949 --> 00:46:28,203
and hope you can meet me for tea
in the sunroom once you've settled in.
583
00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,372
Let us know if you need anything.
584
00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:33,917
And thank you so much for coming. Alicia.
585
00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:38,797
Uh, thank you for, uh,
586
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:43,468
having us in your godly home, ma'am.
587
00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,220
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
588
00:46:50,058 --> 00:46:51,977
- [water splashing]
- [laughing]
589
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:55,605
[Mads] There's so much space
just in this one area.
590
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:58,608
[laughing]
591
00:46:58,692 --> 00:47:03,071
You know, you guys,
the craziest thing about all of this
592
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:07,409
is that that thing,
the thing we're wearing around our necks,
593
00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:10,078
- is called a wimple.
- [all laughing]
594
00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,663
What the fuck is a wimple?
595
00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:14,165
[laughing echoes]
596
00:47:14,249 --> 00:47:18,336
- [Evie] ...get away with it.
- [Addy] Fuck you.
597
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:22,132
[muffled chatter]
598
00:47:22,215 --> 00:47:25,468
[laughing] Oh, my God.
599
00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:29,180
I kinda feel bad for Sunny.
600
00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:35,520
I mean, all this money
and no one to share it with.
601
00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:39,232
[scoffs] No, she played her cards right.
602
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:42,485
She gets to do whatever she wants,
doesn't have to look after anybody.
603
00:47:42,569 --> 00:47:45,780
[phone buzzing]
604
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:48,199
Oh, fuck!
605
00:47:48,283 --> 00:47:50,368
It's Eric. Should I answer it?
606
00:47:50,452 --> 00:47:51,661
[both] No!
607
00:47:51,745 --> 00:47:54,581
[line ringing]
608
00:48:02,464 --> 00:48:03,673
No answer.
609
00:48:04,883 --> 00:48:06,760
Well, we'll try again later.
610
00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:21,775
I don't think we can hit the same spot two
days in a row. I think we should rotate.
611
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:23,526
You know, the giving can't always...
612
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:25,612
- [mugs rattling]
- ...be so giving.
613
00:48:31,451 --> 00:48:33,536
If I may make a suggestion.
614
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:36,247
Outside the observatory
might be a good place.
615
00:48:36,331 --> 00:48:40,085
- Mm.
- Lots of foot traffic.
616
00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:41,544
- Oh.
617
00:48:41,628 --> 00:48:44,172
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
618
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:48,301
- Thank you so much, Alicia.
- [Alicia] You're welcome.
619
00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:51,888
Now, if you excuse me,
before madam's breakfast gets cold.
620
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,725
[whispering] Oh, my God.
621
00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:57,352
She's so fucking hot.
622
00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,479
Well, that one's a hot piece of ass.
623
00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,689
[laughs] Oh, my God.
624
00:49:01,773 --> 00:49:03,441
[man on TV] ...the body of Eric Katz,
625
00:49:03,525 --> 00:49:05,443
the actor best known
for playing Uncle Darby
626
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:07,904
in the 90s sitcom, The Sokolowiski's,
627
00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:11,282
was discovered in his home.
Police investigators are saying
628
00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:13,868
the bizarre circumstances
surrounding his death
629
00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:18,206
are likely attributed to his rumored ties
with local drug organizations.
630
00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:21,960
Holy fuck! Fu... fudge.
631
00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:24,712
[man on TV] An unidentified 12-year-old
was also discovered in the home...
632
00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:27,507
- Oh, my God, poor Eric.
- ...unconscious but alive,
633
00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,759
and taken to a local hospital.
634
00:49:29,843 --> 00:49:31,845
[Addy] What are we gonna do?
635
00:49:33,513 --> 00:49:38,226
- Fuck! Ninety-six bucks in change. God!
- This is so bad.
636
00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,272
That's all the money we have?
That's all the profits?
637
00:49:42,355 --> 00:49:44,274
Where the fuck is Jesus today?
638
00:49:45,692 --> 00:49:47,735
Maybe we're being punished.
639
00:49:47,819 --> 00:49:50,530
Maybe there's a curse
against people that pretend to be saints.
640
00:49:52,282 --> 00:49:54,659
Nuns aren't saints,
they're just regular people
641
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,786
who work for God by doing charity.
642
00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:58,538
And, technically, we're homeless,
643
00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:02,917
so really we're just
cutting out the middle man.
644
00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:06,045
Oh, you can just justify anything, Mads.
645
00:50:06,129 --> 00:50:08,298
Why have you been on my dick
so much recently, Addy?
646
00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:10,133
- I love you and your dick.
- Honestly...
647
00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:13,219
What the fuck? [grunts]
648
00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:20,685
Scum-sucking piece of shit!
Who the fuck fucks with nuns, huh?!
649
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,770
Why would you steal from a nun?!
650
00:50:28,109 --> 00:50:33,990
[Mads] Now, you might think this
is a bit of an excessive reaction.
651
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:39,162
[rock music plays]
652
00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:43,041
But we all have our periods synched up,
and as you can see,
653
00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:46,127
we're already having
a pretty cramp ass day.
654
00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:53,092
When you receive the communion,
you are united with Jesus.
655
00:50:53,176 --> 00:50:56,012
And He becomes a part of you.
656
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:02,060
[Mads] You once told me
the danger of us sinning
657
00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:04,896
isn't that God would stop forgiving us,
658
00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:08,942
it's that we will stop
seeking his forgiveness.
659
00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,489
And so just like you wanted,
660
00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:20,745
I went to confess my sins,
past, present and future.
661
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:23,498
♪♪
662
00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:36,678
Ever since I accepted You into my heart
as my Lord and my savior,
663
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:39,847
it took me to that sacred place.
664
00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:43,017
[♪ "Hearts That Can't Be Tamed"
by Nik Ammar & Franklyn Hill playing]
665
00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:06,958
[Mads] I'm not sitting across
from a mortal man no more.
666
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:11,504
I'm being sent directly
through him to You.
667
00:52:42,910 --> 00:52:45,830
[exhaling and screeching]
668
00:53:02,764 --> 00:53:06,517
It appears the winds
have changed since we last met.
669
00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:11,898
Sunny skies have given way
to a dark cloud that now looms above you.
670
00:53:11,981 --> 00:53:13,107
[card slams on table]
671
00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:17,695
Dark cloud? What dark cloud?
672
00:53:19,739 --> 00:53:24,827
This trio of sorceresses,
they will challenge your reign.
673
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,498
They will be your undoing
if you are not careful.
674
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,835
Those sluts stole my money.
675
00:53:32,919 --> 00:53:35,004
And you mentioned three of them, right?
676
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,715
I only saw two of them.
677
00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,011
Bitch, I told you, there's three.
678
00:53:42,095 --> 00:53:46,265
There's three. Three sluts.
One slut, two slut, three slut...
679
00:53:46,349 --> 00:53:47,558
- That's not a slut.
- Oh.
680
00:53:47,642 --> 00:53:49,727
Just one, two, three sluts.
681
00:53:51,604 --> 00:53:55,024
Should I kill them?
682
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,528
Yes.
683
00:53:58,611 --> 00:54:00,196
[exclaims]
684
00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:06,244
Kill them.
685
00:54:10,331 --> 00:54:14,085
- Nobody misses President Lincoln.
- I'm so bored.
686
00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:16,087
We could be at the club right now.
687
00:54:17,380 --> 00:54:19,298
Really?
688
00:54:19,382 --> 00:54:21,884
Well, we could sneak on out of here.
689
00:54:21,968 --> 00:54:25,138
- Mm-hm.
- Go down the lattice like ninjas.
690
00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:27,557
- Yeah.
- Why not?
691
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,435
And I think Sunny's asleep.
692
00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:33,521
- Let's go.
- Okay.
693
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,566
If you blow our cover, we're fucked.
694
00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:38,818
[scoffs]
695
00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:40,319
[both sighing]
696
00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:45,283
All right, I'll stay here. You go.
697
00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:49,454
- But...
- I'm on my period anyway, I'm bloated.
698
00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:50,788
- [scoffs]
- I don't wanna be touched by,
699
00:54:50,872 --> 00:54:53,833
- like, gross old men.
- Okay, have a good night.
700
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,501
You guys suck these days.
701
00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:00,715
Oh, I hate this thing.
702
00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:02,884
[sighs]
703
00:55:04,594 --> 00:55:07,346
♪♪
704
00:55:41,964 --> 00:55:43,007
[grunts]
705
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:55,520
[Queenie muttering]
706
00:55:58,606 --> 00:56:04,362
Huh, so this LA bimbo,
who is one of the sorceresses,
707
00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:08,115
she thinks she's going
to crumble our empire.
708
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:11,619
[both laughing]
709
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:12,954
[snake hissing]
710
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:21,671
She's the one that stole your stash, babe.
711
00:56:21,754 --> 00:56:25,633
Eric kept a ledger
in the notes on his phone, what a genius,
712
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,969
and she's his points man.
713
00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:30,304
What?
714
00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:36,894
Well, we're going to make
a little example out of her, aren't we?
715
00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:41,274
Have you met my friend?
716
00:56:41,357 --> 00:56:44,986
- The coral snake?
- [squealing]
717
00:56:45,069 --> 00:56:48,239
They mostly feed on rats,
718
00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,784
bats, little rodents.
719
00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:54,662
- But we've discovered...
- [sobbing]
720
00:56:54,745 --> 00:57:00,209
...this one has an insatiable appetite
on human brains.
721
00:57:00,293 --> 00:57:03,296
- Wanna see?
- I'm gonna film it.
722
00:57:03,379 --> 00:57:06,424
And then I'm gonna text it
to your sorceress friends.
723
00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,552
[screaming, laughing]
724
00:57:11,429 --> 00:57:13,931
[both grunting]
725
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:18,019
[Queenie laughing]
726
00:57:28,529 --> 00:57:29,822
[yells]
727
00:57:36,454 --> 00:57:38,956
[gurgling]
728
00:58:02,605 --> 00:58:03,981
[Addy] Something's wrong.
729
00:58:06,192 --> 00:58:10,363
- She's not picking up her phone.
- [Mads] So call her again.
730
00:58:10,446 --> 00:58:14,617
I did. I called five times.
731
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,911
I feel like, I don't know,
it's off or dead.
732
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,538
Just... don't say the word dead.
733
00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:21,582
Can you please just sit the fuck down?
734
00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:23,417
You're making me even more crazy.
735
00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:24,710
[Addy sighs]
736
00:58:24,794 --> 00:58:27,129
[door closes]
737
00:58:27,213 --> 00:58:28,756
- [footsteps approaching]
- [Evie breathing heavily]
738
00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,008
- Holy shit!
- What the fuck?
739
00:58:31,092 --> 00:58:34,095
What the fuck happened?
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
740
00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:36,430
- Evie.
- Sit, sit.
741
00:58:38,099 --> 00:58:41,102
- What the fuck?
- Okay, I killed them.
742
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:44,438
- Killed who?
- Uh, I killed both of them.
743
00:58:44,522 --> 00:58:45,773
- What?
- Who?
744
00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:49,318
Queenie and her psycho cowboy sidekick.
745
00:58:49,402 --> 00:58:52,029
- What?
- Yeah, they kidnapped me.
746
00:58:52,113 --> 00:58:54,949
They... they tried to kill me.
747
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,909
- Oh, my God.
- But I... I killed them.
748
00:58:56,992 --> 00:59:00,121
- Are you okay?
- I'm okay.
749
00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:02,289
Okay, we have to get out of LA, you guys.
750
00:59:02,373 --> 00:59:05,960
The cops are gonna come after me.
I'm a little scared.
751
00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:09,880
- [Addy] Why?
- [Evie] Because I killed them.
752
00:59:09,964 --> 00:59:12,383
- Calm down, calm down.
- [Addy indistinct]
753
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,552
[Mads] Let me just think.
754
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,346
We're fine.
755
00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:18,973
- We're fine, you know why?
- [Evie] Why?
756
00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:23,352
Because the cops, they don't give a shit.
757
00:59:23,436 --> 00:59:26,731
Yeah. They're never gonna find out
because they don't care!
758
00:59:26,814 --> 00:59:30,818
That's just two less bottom-feeding
drug dealers that are gone!
759
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:34,363
I mean, you literally
just did their jobs tonight.
760
00:59:34,447 --> 00:59:36,741
That they... Hallelujah!
761
00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:40,161
- Right?
- [laughing]
762
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:43,038
Yeah, you killed
the motherfucker who killed Eric.
763
00:59:43,122 --> 00:59:44,832
An eye for an eye.
764
00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:47,168
Hey, Mads, isn't that in the Bible?
765
00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:50,546
[laughs] You're sure the fuck right it is.
766
00:59:50,629 --> 00:59:52,423
You know... you know what else?
767
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,967
- [Addy and Evie] What?
- We're in the clear.
768
00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:58,012
- [Evie] Oh, my God.
- You know what that means, right?
769
00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,139
There's no more killers anymore.
770
01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,600
- [Evie] Mm-hm.
- We have money coming in.
771
01:00:02,683 --> 01:00:06,103
- Oh, yeah.
- We have a roof over our heads.
772
01:00:06,187 --> 01:00:09,732
- [overlapping chatter]
- This is literally our rebirth.
773
01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:11,650
Oh, my God, you're right.
774
01:00:11,734 --> 01:00:13,986
- I can't believe that.
- Oh, my God!
775
01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:16,405
- I can't believe our luck.
- Dude, we're so fucking lucky.
776
01:00:16,489 --> 01:00:18,699
No, no, it's not luck!
777
01:00:18,783 --> 01:00:23,704
It's... It is exactly divine intervention.
778
01:00:23,788 --> 01:00:27,750
I mean, it's clear as day.
779
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,795
This is Jesus coming down
and taking the wheel.
780
01:00:30,878 --> 01:00:32,546
[Addy and Evie] Oh, my God.
781
01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:35,591
I mean, we all knew he would...
lead us down the right path,
782
01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:39,637
but... but tonight he actually did it.
783
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:41,138
[Addy] Yeah.
784
01:00:41,222 --> 01:00:42,890
- Thank you, Jesus.
- Thank you.
785
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:46,519
[Evie] I didn't even
believe in God before.
786
01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,230
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, I was so fucking scared.
787
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:52,483
[Evie] Oh, my God,
I was too. I love you guys.
788
01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,109
Oh, my God, tell me
everything that happened!
789
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:56,821
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, so okay.
790
01:00:56,904 --> 01:00:58,614
- There were snakes.
- What?
791
01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,783
Two snakes, a black and a red one.
792
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,201
[Mads] What were they
doing with the snakes?
793
01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:03,828
[Evie] Oh, my God, so one was like...
794
01:01:03,911 --> 01:01:05,913
[dialogue fades]
795
01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:21,220
[distorted voice] Oh, Jesus.
796
01:01:43,784 --> 01:01:45,494
[water running]
797
01:01:48,873 --> 01:01:51,041
[Mads] I know what
you're planning on doing.
798
01:01:55,421 --> 01:02:00,467
And I'd think real long
and hard before doing it, if I were you.
799
01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:06,056
Yeah, well, you are me.
800
01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:12,021
You've been given a rare gift.
A clean slate.
801
01:02:12,104 --> 01:02:15,190
Why do you always have
to fall back on bad habits?
802
01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:22,114
I've made my decision,
and I feel bad enough about it already.
803
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,033
So can you just drop it?
804
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:26,535
[scoffs]
805
01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:30,998
But do bad girls go to heaven too?
806
01:02:36,045 --> 01:02:38,088
Well, we'll see about that, won't we?
807
01:02:58,317 --> 01:03:00,235
[exhales deeply]
808
01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:12,498
[breathing deeply]
809
01:03:12,581 --> 01:03:15,918
[♪ "Adagio" by Paris Jackson playing]
810
01:03:42,528 --> 01:03:44,154
[exclaims]
811
01:03:49,410 --> 01:03:51,453
[Mads] Here's the thing:
812
01:03:51,537 --> 01:03:54,206
I know You like all that
813
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:59,670
meditation, hallelujah,
peace on earth bullshit.
814
01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,631
But have You ever done heroin?
815
01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:05,384
We both know I have.
816
01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:09,555
'Cause there's not one minute in my life
817
01:04:09,638 --> 01:04:11,932
where I'm not thinking about it.
818
01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:16,478
It's the total escape of feeling.
819
01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:20,232
Pure oblivion.
820
01:04:22,401 --> 01:04:24,820
Sweet Jesus,
821
01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:29,700
she almost makes me forget You.
822
01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:35,664
[song continues]
823
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:10,699
- [knocking on window]
- Hello?
824
01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:20,375
Help! Help! Somebody!
825
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:23,754
Somebody help! Help! Help!
826
01:05:40,187 --> 01:05:41,563
[music stops]
827
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:47,402
[monitor beeping]
828
01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,460
JC?
829
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:09,466
Holy shit!
830
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,136
God's a woman?
831
01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:14,721
With tattoos?
832
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:20,602
Whoa. Fuck me, that's badass.
833
01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:31,947
Holy shit, I've been waiting
to meet You my whole life.
834
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,032
Wow.
835
01:06:40,247 --> 01:06:41,540
Jesus.
836
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:45,794
I'm sorry.
837
01:06:47,379 --> 01:06:49,715
I love You so much.
838
01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:53,927
I'm sorry I'm such a fuckup.
839
01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,556
But from now on...
840
01:06:59,308 --> 01:07:01,768
I swear,
I wanna do right by You, Lord.
841
01:07:03,896 --> 01:07:07,399
I do, I... I wanna be different.
842
01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:11,236
And I know I... I know I've been saying
that this whole time, but...
843
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,489
We also know that...
844
01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:20,370
you know, I kinda have a gift
for rationalizing things.
845
01:07:22,748 --> 01:07:28,545
From now on, I wanna be the kinda person
that makes You proud.
846
01:07:31,632 --> 01:07:34,009
I swear, from this rebirth and this...
847
01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:39,556
this fresh start that You've
so generously given me...
848
01:07:43,602 --> 01:07:46,939
I swear it in my soul, Lord,
I swear it in my soul.
849
01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,028
Thank you, Lord.
850
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:56,949
Thanks.
851
01:08:08,335 --> 01:08:09,586
Honey?
852
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:12,756
Sweetie, it's time to take your meds.
853
01:08:25,060 --> 01:08:29,398
Where... where the fuck is Jesus?
854
01:08:29,481 --> 01:08:31,858
He's in your heart, sweetie.
855
01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:33,819
He's in all of our hearts.
856
01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,037
- Mads.
- Mads.
857
01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:46,456
Are you okay?
858
01:08:48,542 --> 01:08:53,046
♪♪
859
01:08:55,716 --> 01:08:58,635
[creaking]
860
01:09:00,429 --> 01:09:03,473
Hello? Alicia?
861
01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:05,892
Sisters?
862
01:09:05,976 --> 01:09:07,311
Who is that?
863
01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,524
Beautiful place you have here, madam.
864
01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,819
- Wouldn't you agree, my dear?
- Yeah, very fancy.
865
01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:18,447
Sort of lovely old knickknacks.
866
01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:20,282
[Sunny] Who are you people?
867
01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:23,076
Oh, who we are is of little consequence.
868
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,246
But a little bee told me
869
01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:30,792
that you might be hiding
a few fugitives from justice.
870
01:09:30,876 --> 01:09:32,586
Fugitives?
871
01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:35,339
Yeah, well, you didn't think
they was real nuns, did you?
872
01:09:35,422 --> 01:09:40,510
Oh, my word. Seems like someone
has been taking advantage
873
01:09:40,594 --> 01:09:44,181
of the kindness
of a lonely, stupid old woman.
874
01:09:44,264 --> 01:09:45,515
Ooh...
875
01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:47,726
[Sunny] Nobody's here,
and if you don't leave,
876
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,519
I'm going to call the cops.
877
01:09:49,603 --> 01:09:53,899
Since it appears
that you're at a loss for sight,
878
01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:57,486
here's my blow... by blow!
879
01:09:59,154 --> 01:10:03,950
- Now, my associate, Tuff...
- Associate?
880
01:10:04,034 --> 01:10:07,120
I'm sorry, I just want to be professional.
881
01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:11,917
Oh. Okay. Fine.
882
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:16,338
- And now, my partner and paramour...
- Okay.
883
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:20,675
...Tuff, is standing right above you.
884
01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:24,638
He has a gun to your head.
885
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,391
And if you don't tell us
where those little bitches are
886
01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:29,893
by the time I count to three,
887
01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:34,564
he's going to blow your old,
rich brain out. One!
888
01:10:34,648 --> 01:10:36,733
[Sunny] If it's money you want,
I have money.
889
01:10:36,817 --> 01:10:40,404
It's not about money! Two!
890
01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:42,155
- [gun cocks]
- Dear Lord Jesus,
891
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:46,118
- assign your spirit unto me.
- Three!
892
01:10:46,201 --> 01:10:47,619
[door opens]
893
01:10:47,702 --> 01:10:49,996
[rock music playing]
894
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:53,083
- It's the God squad, bitch!
- That's right.
895
01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:58,046
Oh!
896
01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:00,465
Tuff!
897
01:11:01,591 --> 01:11:03,343
[gun cocks]
898
01:11:03,427 --> 01:11:05,429
- [gun clicks]
- [gasps]
899
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:10,600
- [Sunny whimpering]
- Tuff!
900
01:11:19,693 --> 01:11:21,862
So you believe in Jesus?
901
01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:26,658
Jesus is just a statue.
902
01:11:27,826 --> 01:11:28,910
Go.
903
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:37,794
He's made as a cruel construct
904
01:11:37,878 --> 01:11:40,338
by this old, white male,
905
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:45,844
who was so vulnerable, so weak.
906
01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:50,265
You better keep me dead,
or I'm gonna sing.
907
01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:53,143
♪ Joy to the world ♪
908
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,979
♪ The nuns are fucked ♪
909
01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:58,899
Will you just shut the fuck up?!
910
01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:01,860
[groaning]
911
01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:07,991
[♪ "Eyes Without a Face"
by Billy Idol playing]
912
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,286
[Mads] Okay, well, I'll admit,
913
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:17,292
maybe another one of those
potentially excessive overreactions.
914
01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,669
But, hey, whatever.
915
01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:23,048
It's just me over here
doing some of God's dirty work.
916
01:12:23,131 --> 01:12:27,594
And, come on,
someone had to shut that bitch up.
917
01:13:01,795 --> 01:13:04,089
[Mads] Sunny invited us all to stay.
918
01:13:04,172 --> 01:13:08,301
But if this was my first step
into my born again virginity,
919
01:13:08,385 --> 01:13:11,179
I wanted to start fresh across the board.
920
01:13:11,263 --> 01:13:14,057
That means saying goodbye to my girls.
921
01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:20,855
Instead of turning everybody into
the police for impersonating nuns,
922
01:13:20,939 --> 01:13:23,984
Sister Julie made them
pay penance to the church.
923
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:28,405
Which I hear is a pretty shit fine.
924
01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:35,245
I also heard the church
got a new priest too.
925
01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:40,667
Apparently, after our carnal encounter,
Father Sexy Pants had a crisis of faith.
926
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,546
He gave up the priesthood
and decided to take up male modeling.
927
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,548
Yeah, it really suits him too.
928
01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:48,675
And, as for me...
929
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,680
Well, as for me,
you weren't done with me yet.
930
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,099
[chuckles]
931
01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:59,978
I don't know if the father
IS Eric, that priest,
932
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:02,689
or fuck, could be anyone else.
933
01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:06,443
All know I is, sweet Lord Jesus,
934
01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:10,280
You brought me to the City of Angels
for a purpose,
935
01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:14,242
and now I'm off to spread Your light.
936
01:14:14,326 --> 01:14:16,286
[rock music playing]
937
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:21,666
I love you, Jesus!
938
01:14:24,753 --> 01:14:26,755
JC's my man!
939
01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:38,099
[music continues]
940
01:14:38,691 --> 01:14:43,691
Provided by explosiveskull
https://twitter.com/kaboomskull
941
01:16:01,850 --> 01:16:03,977
[music ends]
942
01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:07,063
♪♪
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