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- Previously onFive Bedrooms...
- Arggh!
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DOCTOR: It looks like you're
gonna have to have surgery.
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What does that mean
in real terms?
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No more footy, and he'll have to
rethink his career.
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You're just on
your third beer, then?
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Gotta have something
to get through the pain.
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- Elizabeth Wendell. Hello.
- Hello.
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HEATHER: Joseph!
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And also with you.
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HARRY: Sorry, are you talking
about open relationships?
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- You don't have to do this.
- No, I want to try.
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Apparently, your work ethic's
gone to shit,
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you're late all the time
and you're snapping at staff.
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As nurse unit manager, I'm
giving you an official warning.
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HEATHER: I always knew I'd been
put on this earth to nurse.
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All under control, Mr Steer.
Don't you move a muscle.
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Helping people is
all I've ever done.
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Wednesday was just
peanut butter and ham
and lettuce on white bread.
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Thursday was just butter
and raw corn. Oh, and chalk.
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- Yes, all pretty standard.
- Mmm.
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Just how big are my nipples
going to get?
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No-one knows.
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The problem is, I never knew
where to draw the line.
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You forgot the popcorn machine.
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He hates popcorn.
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- That's Louie.
- Hate it.
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Have you packed the fitted
sheets and the toilet paper?
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I'll call you
as soon as I've unpacked.
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If you change your mind,
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you want to come home,
there's no shame in that.
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Yes, there is! That would be
absolutely tragic for everyone.
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He's old enough to go to war,
for Christ's sake.
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- Get in the car.
- Beautiful moment, Mum.
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Love you, mate.
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(CAR STARTS)
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(HORN HONKS)
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- Morning, Heath. Got a minute?
- Not really.
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Just need you in early tomorrow.
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We've got an 8am
with Yvonne from HR.
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- What, both of us?
- Yep.
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- What for?
- Can't tell you.
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- Are you serious?
- Yes.
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You seriously not gonna tell me
what this is about?
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I'm asking you nicely.
Be on time.
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What, we not giving you
enough to do?
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Oh, no, I wasn't. I'm just...
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OK, I did hear a few...
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Not enough to...
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Just, I got the sense...
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Is Heather in trouble?
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Just get her here on time
tomorrow.
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Yvonne is not a patient woman.
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And if Heather goes into
that meeting 40 minutes late,
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acting like...herself, then...
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Is it about the lateness?
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I'm not saying
anything else, Liz.
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The profanity? The hairclips?
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Is it about the bullying?
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Oh, my God.
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Just keep her calm.
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Mate, all you gotta do
is turn up.
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You'd be a glorified doorman.
All you have to do is
open the door for people.
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You only need one good arm
for that.
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Joseph's not talking
about a new career.
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It's just a stopgap.
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- Exactly.
- BEN: Yeah, I know.
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But I want to take some time
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and really think about
what I do next.
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You know. Get a plan happening.
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If...if I could just chime in.
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You know, really,
once upon a time, um,
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the idea of working
as a receptionist
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in an aged-care facility
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would have been
deeply offensive to me.
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- It's perfectly understandable.
- (BEN SIGHS)
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But despite
my initial misgivings,
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it's actually been
incredibly rewarding.
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You know, sometimes I will
just catch a moment between...
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..a patient and a staff member,
and it's...a privilege.
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I mean,
I'm a receptionist, yes, but...
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..you know, I'm also a patron
in the theatre of humanity.
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HEATHER: Is that
what you'redoing?
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I'm wiping arses
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and you're a patron
in the theatre of humanity?
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And I'm happy for you, Lizzie.
That's spot-on.
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But it's just not for me.
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Listen, I've been
throwing this bloke
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a lot of business
over the years, mate.
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You just have to literally
turn up and cash the cheque.
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Joe, you don't have to
flick me a pity job
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just to impress Lizzie.
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Wow. OK.
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(SIGHS) Nice one, mate.
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You're all class, Benno.
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And on that note...
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..take care of yourself,
and, uh, you know,
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when things turn to shit,
give us a call, OK?
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Um, Liz, um...
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..do you think we could maybe
have a little word outside?
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Is that...? Yeah?
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Uh...goodbyes have never
really been a strength
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of the Chigwell men.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SIGHS) Um...Liz.
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Uh...
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..in regard to Ben's...
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..parting comment,
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I mean, you know,
obviously, there's...
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..you know, there's...
there's an attraction here.
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Well...well, there...
there is on my part. Um...
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I don't know. Maybe...
maybe it's a one-way street.
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There might have been some...
light traffic on the other side.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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OK, well, then I'm sure
that you agree that...
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..it...it would be a mistake.
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Of course.
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So, why exactly?
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Oh, oh...s-sorry, Ben indicated
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that you and him have
a bit of a romantic past?
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I see.
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You know, I think stirring...
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..in that...crossover...
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Well, I wouldn't exactly call it
crossover, but, yeah, sure.
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OK. Well,
I'm really glad that...
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We're talking
a matter of minutes
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in a caravan before we moved in.
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Oh, yeah, he didn't really
go into the detail...
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I mean, if anything,
it just confirmed
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that Ben and I are
bereft of any chemistry.
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I mean, I didn't even
take my bra off.
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OK, I...I'm...
don't know what that means.
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Well, I don't know
why I said it.
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Well, um...
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..enjoy Singapore, Joseph.
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I'll, uh...
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..I'll try.
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I might just...
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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
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- Is that really necessary?
- What?
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You couldn't knock that stubby
off before you came to bed?
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Well, I was...
I was gonna read for a bit.
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Is that a problem?
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I'm, you know...
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..just not a big fan of
beer fumes in the bedroom.
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Alright.
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Fix that.
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(SIGHS)
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Is it possible that you might
be drinking too much?
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No. Only had four beers
in the last...
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..sorry, five beers in the last
two and a half hours.
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Oh, right. And that's
supposed to reassure me?
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Yep.
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Look, I'm not saying
don't drink at all.
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I'm just saying
maybe you cap it to...
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..one or two a day.
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- Duly noted.
- (CHUCKLES)
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"Duly noted" you agree,
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or "Duly noted, thanks
for your two cents' worth,
shove it up your arse"?
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Oh! (SIGHS)
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Look, I know
you're only trying to help,
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but I don't need you to tell me
how much I can drink.
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I don't want to have
these conversations with you.
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- Then don't.
- Well, someone has to!
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- Does it have to be you?
- OK, who else is gonna do it?
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You're not my fuckin' mother!
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I didn't... Oh, fuck.
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(DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS)
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(BLENDER WHIRRS)
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- Good morning!
- Why are you yelling at me?
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- Sorry?
- I'm right here.
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Um, I took the liberty
of making you a coffee.
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Thank you.
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Could I offer you
a breakfast muffin,
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fruit salad or protein smoothie?
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- No.
- OK.
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Also, don't forget
you've got that meeting at 8am.
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- I'll be in the car.
- Right behind you!
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OK, Heather slept in my bed
last night.
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I think her and Ben had a fight.
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What?! What about?
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I don't know. I couldn't
get anything out of her.
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She just lay there seething
and clearing her throat.
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Did Ben...
did he sleep in Simmo's tent?
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Come in for a feed
if you want, mate.
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What the hell happened
in that room
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that they both had to leave it?
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- AINSLEY: Good morning!
- Morning.
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Look, I think Heather is walking
into a situation at work.
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I think she could be in trouble.
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Not serious trouble?
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All I know is that if she goes
in there angry, I don't know...
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HEATHER: Liz!
What the fuck are you doing?!
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OK, coming! Sorry!
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Just before your meeting,
I thought it'd be a good idea
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for us to take a moment.
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- What for?
- Centre ourselves.
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To be alone with our thoughts.
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I don't want to be alone
with my thoughts.
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Sometimes, I find it helpful
to imagine...
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..the negative things
in my life as...
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..as leaves.
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And...and what I do is,
is I picture those...
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..leaves...
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..falling down from a tree...
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..into a...a babbling brook.
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And then I watch those leaves
floating away...
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..floating away...
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Oh, Jesus Christ, Liz!
Just spit it out.
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- What?
- You obviously know something.
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Do you have any intel about
what I'm walking into today?
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Course you don't.
You're a fuckin' receptionist.
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(DOOR SLAMS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Right. Thank you
for coming in early.
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Not a problem.
Uh, is this about the lateness?
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No, it's not just about
the lateness.
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This is about an issue
that has been brought to us
by a number of staff.
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O-OK. The, uh...
the communal fridge.
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It's not the fridge, Heather.
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No, this issue is
specifically about you.
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What about me?
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To be clear,
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no-one's questioning
your competence as a nurse.
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No, what we're questioning
is your personal behaviour.
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(SCOFFS) What does that mean?
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There have been several
accusations of bullying
made against you.
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A number of staff
and at least one patient
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have, when questioned, said that
they have felt bullied by you.
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What exactly are we saying
constitutes bullying here?
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Intimidation and name-calling.
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Is it because
I called Karl a dipshit?
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Because if you saw the way
he puts an IV in,
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you'd know that's practically
a term of endearment.
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Karl doesn't see it
that way, Heather.
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PAT: The point of
this meeting is
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to avoid
any further escalation.
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It's actually
to help you, Heather.
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Is it?
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Or is it just
PC bullshit gone mad,
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trying to 'help'
the only dickhead
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who actually pulls her own
fucking weight around here?
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Right, that's a second warning,
and it's going in the book.
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You know what, Yvonne?
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You go ahead,
you put it in your book,
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and then you can shove it
up your pencil-pushing arse.
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- Heather!
- I have spent my best years
247
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,680
going above and beyond
for you people,
248
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,000
and this is what I get?
249
00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:52,239
Well, get fucked. I quit.
250
00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:06,919
Hello.
251
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,840
COLIN: It's Colin.
Don't let on it's me.
252
00:12:08,879 --> 00:12:12,159
- Is Heather on the premises?
- No, she's at work.
253
00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,760
Who is there, please?
254
00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:17,279
Um...Harry and me, and I think
Ben's here somewhere.
255
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,200
I am on approach.
256
00:12:25,799 --> 00:12:28,519
Bullying?
257
00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:32,279
And in response, she blew up
and quit the nursing home.
258
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,280
- What?!
- Oh, my God.
- When did that happen?
259
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,120
Oh, almost 40 minutes ago.
260
00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:37,519
And she called you?
261
00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:41,239
No, I called her about
Timmy's kitchenware dramas.
262
00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:43,479
And let's just say
she needed an outlet,
263
00:12:43,519 --> 00:12:45,119
and I became that outlet.
264
00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:47,439
She considers herself
the innocent victim here,
265
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,800
but I think we all know...
266
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:52,080
..Heather Doyle...
has a bullying problem.
267
00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,440
- I don't reckon.
- Oh, come on, mate.
268
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,120
We all love her enough
to turn a blind eye,
269
00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:58,439
but now it's starting to hurt
other people.
270
00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,840
Um, she can definitely
be vehement...
271
00:13:01,879 --> 00:13:03,279
But it comes from a good place.
272
00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,520
Oh, heart of gold, no question.
But she's guilty.
273
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,480
And the time has come
for one of us...to tell her.
274
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,480
I vote you.
275
00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:16,399
Mmm. As the old flame,
I would have.
276
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,560
But, alas,
that baton has been passed.
277
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,360
No, I'm probably not
the man for that job.
278
00:13:23,399 --> 00:13:25,559
- Just right at the moment.
- Why is that?
279
00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,559
Rather not get into it.
280
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,640
- Harry.
- (LAUGHS)
281
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,399
Come on, Harry.
She won't attack you.
282
00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,920
Who else is gonna write
her Valium prescriptions?
283
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,800
I assure you, she lashes out
at me very regularly.
284
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,200
Then it's gotta be you, Ains.
285
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,120
You're the only one
she won't attack full throttle.
286
00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:41,679
She can still attack me
without hurting the baby.
287
00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,320
- You do realise that?
- (DOOR BANGS)
288
00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,720
Yeah. OK. She won't.
289
00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:47,319
She won't risk it.
290
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,600
- What?
- (STAMMERS) Where are they...?
291
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,000
AINSLEY: Heather!
292
00:13:54,039 --> 00:13:55,959
HARRY: This is a surprise.
293
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,920
Surprise? I live here.
294
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,120
Oh, jeez!
295
00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:01,839
HARRY: I just meant
you're home early.
296
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:04,679
I won't ask what's going on
with you and Heather.
297
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,920
Mmm. I appreciate that.
298
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,400
But...for what it's worth,
299
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,400
I've been there. (LAUGHS)
300
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,200
Done my time in the doghouse.
301
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,280
HEATHER: ..basically said
fuck-all in my defence...
302
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,680
And let me say, if you ever
need a pair of shoulders
303
00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:23,000
to take some of the weight
off that big old rig of yours,
304
00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,639
you feel free to use mine.
305
00:14:24,679 --> 00:14:27,159
HEATHER: ..arseholes, plural,
made an official complaint...
306
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,880
Thank you, Col.
307
00:14:28,919 --> 00:14:31,439
The more I think about it,
the more I reckon it was Karl.
308
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,280
He's totally incompetent.
309
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,480
He can't even make eye contact
with the oldies.
310
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:37,999
I mean, if I wasn't there
to clean up his mistakes,
311
00:14:38,039 --> 00:14:39,599
he'd probably kill someone,
312
00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:41,759
but somehow I'mthe arsehole.
313
00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:43,239
You're not an arsehole.
314
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:45,279
No. No, you are a...a very...
315
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,520
- Passionate.
- Yeah.
316
00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:49,479
A passionate
and...and hardworking woman.
317
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:51,639
With the purest of intentions.
318
00:14:57,360 --> 00:15:00,800
But...sometimes, Heath...
319
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,600
..sometimes you can be...
slightly...
320
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,800
Bullish?
321
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,680
Oh, shit.
322
00:15:12,039 --> 00:15:13,119
What?
323
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:15,599
- Confident.
- Yeah.
324
00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:20,359
Confident, in...
in a way that could...
325
00:15:20,399 --> 00:15:23,159
..be construed as...
326
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,200
..as...aggressive.
327
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,160
(COLIN GROANS)
328
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,480
Is there another way out of here
or is this it?
329
00:15:29,519 --> 00:15:32,679
HARRY: Or...you know,
intimidating.
330
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,720
Slightly.
331
00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:37,719
Just to some people.
332
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,719
Well.
333
00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,160
Thank you.
334
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,560
Perfect day for you
to find the balls
335
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,280
to tell me how you really feel.
336
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,120
- Oh, no.
- Heath...
337
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:53,679
No, Harry, listen,
I hope it works out with Xav,
338
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,280
'cause the next time
you need someone
339
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,480
to drive your dating app,
give your mother a call.
340
00:15:57,519 --> 00:15:59,079
- Oh, come on.
- And any further questions
341
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,280
about your nipples
or how often you're farting
342
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,480
can probably go through Google
from now on.
343
00:16:03,519 --> 00:16:05,119
Uh...
344
00:16:07,639 --> 00:16:09,079
(DOOR BANGS)
345
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,880
Look, solid effort, Ains.
Terrific start.
346
00:16:12,919 --> 00:16:15,039
I think there's more to say
in the fullness of time,
347
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,280
but, uh...you did very well.
348
00:16:23,639 --> 00:16:27,239
HEATHER: For the first time
in years, I had nowhere to be.
349
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,839
Just me and my thoughts.
350
00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:32,119
It wasn't a happy place.
351
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,599
(KNOCK AT DOOR, DOOR OPENS)
352
00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:42,479
Liz, your face is very
triggering for me right now.
353
00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:45,719
- So if this isn't urgent...
- I had a word with Pat.
354
00:16:45,759 --> 00:16:47,279
After you left.
355
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,520
Apparently,
if you pop in tomorrow
356
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:54,079
and offer a full apology to her,
Yvonne and the entire staff,
357
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:57,480
they will consider
re-examining the situation.
358
00:16:57,519 --> 00:17:00,039
Meapologise to them?
359
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,680
I am but the humble messenger.
360
00:17:04,319 --> 00:17:07,839
Would you like me to respond
on your behalf in some way?
361
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,840
What is my face telling you?
362
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,080
Oh, this seems like a trap.
363
00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:13,919
But OK.
364
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:18,760
Is it saying, "Liz, I appreciate
you offering this information.
365
00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:20,519
"Leave me now, please,
and run for your life"?
366
00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:21,719
Close enough.
367
00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:25,039
(DOOR CLOSES)
368
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:26,919
OK, Harry. You're up.
369
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,000
No, no, no. I've...I've already
tried. We both have.
370
00:17:29,039 --> 00:17:30,279
No, no, we are all committing
371
00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:31,799
to a minimum of
three attempts each.
372
00:17:31,839 --> 00:17:34,839
If she doesn't do a complete 180
in 12 hours,
373
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,040
they will not let her back.
374
00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:38,679
Is there any chance
that's what she wants?
375
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,240
- She doesn't.
- She only thinks she does.
376
00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:41,919
But that's just
the rage and the adrenaline.
377
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,560
When...when thatwears off and
she realises what she's done...
378
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,680
OK. Would they accept
a written apology?
379
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:50,320
I know all her
internet passwords.
380
00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,519
Has to be a full face-to-face
with the entire staff
381
00:17:53,559 --> 00:17:54,479
in 12 hours.
382
00:17:54,519 --> 00:17:55,719
XAVIER: No. (CLEARS THROAT)
383
00:17:55,759 --> 00:17:57,639
I think you guys
are all overthinking this.
384
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,080
Seriously, when somebody
quits their job on a whim,
385
00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:01,799
there's only thing you can do.
386
00:18:03,079 --> 00:18:04,839
You take 'em to the loudest club
you can find
387
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,120
and you get 'em smashed.
388
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,080
- Mmm.
- Mmm.
389
00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:11,279
No, I'm tell...I'm telling you.
That's how you crack her open.
390
00:18:11,319 --> 00:18:13,519
Oh, that approach might work
with some people, but...
391
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:15,199
- Not to Heather.
- No, definitely not.
392
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,680
(OTHERS LAUGH)
393
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,200
Well, why don't I
just ask her, then?
394
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,320
HARRY: Uh...
395
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,680
Uh...Harry, I hope you enjoyed
your time together.
396
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,079
(JAUNTY KNOCK AT DOOR)
397
00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,279
No, thank you!
398
00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:40,639
XAVIER: I come bearing wine.
399
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:44,480
- Enter.
- (DOOR OPENS)
400
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,240
OK, full disclosure -
we're also going to a club.
401
00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:54,399
All of us.
So that includes you.
402
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:55,880
I'm not going anywhere.
403
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:59,000
And I'm certainly not going
anywhere with noise or people.
404
00:18:59,039 --> 00:19:04,239
I understand, and I empathise,
but you will find no peace here.
405
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:06,759
They're not gonna
leave you alone.
406
00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:10,079
They are planning
waves of interventions.
407
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:13,199
It's terrifying.
Counselling. Mindfulness.
408
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,280
Mmm - somebody mentioned cupping
at some point.
409
00:19:16,319 --> 00:19:19,079
Ainsley has nine
self-help books.
410
00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:20,879
Fine. I'll just lock the door.
411
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,160
Most of them are audiobooks.
412
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,680
They'll just come
straight through the door.
413
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,480
Well, I'll put on
noise-cancelling headphones
414
00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,159
and I'll drug myself to sleep.
415
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,320
They're not gonna let you sleep.
416
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,640
So, you can endure that,
417
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,280
or...
418
00:19:34,319 --> 00:19:35,679
..we go someplace so loud,
419
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,200
you're not gonna hear
a single word they say.
420
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,800
Where?
421
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,840
(DOOR CLICKS)
422
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,280
Get changed.
423
00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,079
We're all going to DPs.
424
00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:53,679
- AINSLEY: What?!
- LIZ: I need details.
425
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:57,320
- Every single word you said.
- No. This is not reality.
426
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,440
- Is it Double Punch?
- XAVIER: Nope.
427
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,240
- Is it Double Pop?
- (LAUGHS) Keep guessing.
428
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:10,239
Uh... And it is definitely DPs?
Not DVs or Bs?
429
00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:12,359
HEATHER: Is it
Double Penetration?
430
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,320
Oh, Heath! You look so...
431
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,759
- Shut up.
- You look incredible.
432
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,559
- Just shut your face.
- You really do.
433
00:20:18,599 --> 00:20:19,759
How hard is it to not say words?
434
00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:21,239
- We're just trying to...
- Not hard.
435
00:20:21,279 --> 00:20:23,399
In fact, it's easier
than sayingwords.
436
00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:28,319
BEN: You heading out, are you?
437
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:30,399
AINSLEY: We are going clubbing.
438
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,560
Have a good night.
439
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:34,959
You too.
440
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,320
(DOOR CLOSES)
441
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,559
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
442
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,160
- Cheers. Down the hatch.
- HARRY: Come on, Heather.
443
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,360
Cheers!
444
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,280
XAVIER: Whoo-hoo!
445
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,480
Whoo! Alright, another one.
446
00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:12,959
(LAUGHS)
447
00:21:15,599 --> 00:21:17,199
Ahh!
448
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,800
Is this the best you could do?
449
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,279
- It's empty.
- Yeah.
450
00:21:24,319 --> 00:21:26,399
I promised you noise,
not crowds.
451
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,240
I thought you'd be happy.
452
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:32,200
Alright, let's...
let's go again. Come on.
453
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:36,680
(PATRONS CHEER AND CHATTER)
454
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,839
How are you feeling?
455
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,520
- The tequila's helping.
- Excellent.
456
00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,159
Have you had a chance to talk
to Ben since last night?
457
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,960
I came here specifically
to avoid this, Ains.
458
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,680
OK.
459
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,760
Ben said...
460
00:22:02,799 --> 00:22:05,359
.."You're not
my fucking mother."
461
00:22:08,799 --> 00:22:11,639
Oh.
462
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,360
I'm sure he didn't mean it.
I mean, he's on a lot of oxy.
463
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,400
He knew what he was saying.
464
00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:25,199
What is the deal with you
and the loaded brother?
465
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,280
Nothing. It's flatlined.
466
00:22:28,319 --> 00:22:30,759
- I don't understand.
- No, neither do I.
467
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,519
Do you know what...
468
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:36,479
Not only did I make a complete
dick of myself with Joseph,
469
00:22:36,519 --> 00:22:38,159
do you know what
really burns me up?
470
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:39,880
Please.
471
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,360
What? Tell me.
472
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,680
When...when Harry and I
started our...
473
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,400
..our mission
to achieve more sex,
474
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:53,160
do you know, my big concern was,
"How is Harry gonna cope
475
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,760
"when I start racking up
all these numbers?"
476
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:58,599
Turns out the exact number -
zero.
477
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,040
Fucking loser!
478
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:05,359
I even bumped up my age range
in the dating apps to 55.
479
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,680
And the only person
I have slept with
480
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,680
since my...
spin in the caravan -
481
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:12,520
my ex-husband.
482
00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:16,199
Well, that is gonna change.
483
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,760
Because tonight...
484
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:20,479
..you're gonna pick up.
485
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,160
Alright, there's, like,
a dozen people here,
486
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,400
so I think the odds...
487
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,800
Liz, Liz. Look at you.
488
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,760
Come on.
489
00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:33,759
- Shots.
- Perfect.
490
00:23:33,799 --> 00:23:35,959
Oh. Thank you. Oh.
491
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,760
- (SIGHS)
- OK. Come on, Heather.
492
00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:44,479
- Come on. Up, up, up, up, up.
- Just...just one song.
493
00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:47,959
We can do this the easy way
or the hard way.
494
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,760
- Come on.
- Up, up, up, up, up.
495
00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:50,919
AINSLEY: Oh!
496
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:53,640
- Yeah. You know you want to.
- Oh, come on.
497
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,960
An obscene amount of money
has been thrown over that bar.
498
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,560
Just give us something.
499
00:23:57,599 --> 00:23:59,399
OK, fine!
500
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,400
If you can get Lucinda Williams,
Loretta Lynn or the Waifs
501
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,120
through the speakers,
I'll dance.
502
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,360
I don't know who
any of those people are.
503
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,960
They're all tortured
country singers.
504
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,360
- Good luck.
- Ugh.
505
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,680
Hi.
506
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,400
Could we persuade you
to play a request?
507
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,360
I know it's such an insult,
but we wouldn't be asking
508
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,960
if this wasn't
a life-or-death situation.
509
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,160
I suppose you're a doctor?
510
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,560
Oh, my God! I actually am.
I kid you...
511
00:24:29,599 --> 00:24:30,839
- Like, I'm a surgeon.
- He is!
512
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,840
Well, no-one's dying per se,
but, uh...
513
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,200
..but I can confirm we do have
a legitimate musicemergency.
514
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,960
- What's the song?
- XAVIER: Loretta Lynn.
515
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,080
Lucinda Williams?
516
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,199
- Or the Waifs!
- Whoa. OK.
517
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,480
Listen, if I play any of that,
518
00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:50,199
I'm never coming
back here again.
519
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,000
There's, like,
two people dancing.
520
00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:54,919
Yeah, and I can't afford
to lose 'em.
521
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,720
I understand the gravity
of what we're asking you to do,
522
00:24:57,759 --> 00:24:59,999
but we are dealing with
a middle-aged lady
523
00:25:00,039 --> 00:25:01,479
in a huge amount of pain,
524
00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:02,839
and if she doesn't dance off
525
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,800
at least some of the alcohol
she's consumed,
526
00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:07,519
there's a very real chance
she could implode.
527
00:25:07,559 --> 00:25:09,119
I'd...I'd love to help,
really, genuinely...
528
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,560
Would it make any difference
if...if I bought you a beer?
529
00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:14,159
- (LAUGHS) I get those for free.
- Well, a cocktail, then.
530
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,800
As...as a gesture of goodwill.
OK? OK?
531
00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:19,279
- OK.
- Wait.
532
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,919
- Why'd you go?
- That man was into you.
533
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,000
What?!
534
00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:28,319
Harry, he was
flirting with you.
535
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:29,559
No, he wasn't!
536
00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:33,679
Harry, I know fuck-me eyes
when I see them.
537
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,360
Oh, my God.
538
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,480
That particularly cute guy
is into you,
539
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:44,079
and I'm into the idea
that you might be into him.
540
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,599
And everything else...
541
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,320
..is up to you.
542
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,160
(LAUGHS)
543
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,000
Simmo, I've got it.
OK, Heather cracked.
544
00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:56,799
Apparently, Ben said to her...
545
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,240
.."You're not my mother."
546
00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:02,359
- Well, that's alright. It's...
- What?
547
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,640
No. No, no.
No, Simmo, it's terrible.
548
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,320
Well, if it's mymum,
sure, but...
549
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,839
..Benny's mum, that's
pretty much a compliment.
550
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,720
- No, Simmo, um...
- You should see her, Ains.
551
00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:13,159
Sandy Chigwell.
552
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,120
Not only is she
a delightful conversationalist,
553
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,800
she was model material.
554
00:26:17,839 --> 00:26:20,199
She's still a very good-looking
lady, you know.
555
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,000
OK, Simmo, it...
it would be the equivalent
556
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,719
of someone describing you as...
557
00:26:24,759 --> 00:26:28,399
..a man who never
returns a shout.
558
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:31,600
Shit. Really?
559
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,720
- He needs to apologise.
- Leave it with me.
560
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:37,599
I hear you. I feel you. I'm
all over it like a mad rash.
561
00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,480
Oh, I'm pretty tired, mate.
562
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,639
Well, stir yourself, son.
563
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,680
This chat is happening
right now.
564
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,960
Now, we both know
565
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,040
how I felt about your mum
when I was younger.
566
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:54,639
What?!
567
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,920
We both know how hot she was,
still is, and anyone who met her
568
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:01,280
would be proud to be compared
to Sandy Chigwell, yeah?
569
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:05,040
Not so much Heath, mate.
570
00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:06,679
(SIGHS)
571
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,480
Oh, what did they tell you?
572
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:10,479
Well, this is just...
coming from Ains,
573
00:27:10,519 --> 00:27:12,439
and...that's pretty much
all she said.
574
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,880
Oh, I didn't mean
she was like my actual mum.
575
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,600
I just meant that...
576
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,520
- Fuckin' hell!
- Mmm.
577
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:22,079
You know, it wasn't even
about her.
578
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,439
I was pissed and I was just
arcing up about everything.
579
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,880
Most of it was really
about Joe.
580
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,040
Well, maybe tell her that,
mate. Yeah?
581
00:27:28,079 --> 00:27:29,439
Go in hard with an apology
582
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,040
and...maybe stress that
she's nothing like your mum.
583
00:27:32,079 --> 00:27:36,559
Tell her...she's so youthful,
she's like...J.Lo.
584
00:27:36,599 --> 00:27:38,799
Nah. J.Lo's older
than you think, mate.
585
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:42,079
Well, tell her she'd probably
still fit into Mia's clothes.
586
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,639
- What?
- Yeah, don't...don't say that.
587
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:48,080
But say something, mate,
whatever it takes.
588
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:50,359
Just fix it.
589
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,760
- You fair dinkum?
- Hey?
590
00:27:53,799 --> 00:27:55,599
Were you really
that into my mum?
591
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,720
Oh, it was mostly at
the tail end of year eight.
592
00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:02,559
A few weeks in the summer
of 2013, if I'm honest.
593
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,800
Yeah. She wore a hell of a dress
to your 30th.
594
00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:08,039
- Come on.
- I still think about it.
595
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:10,799
Alright.
596
00:28:13,319 --> 00:28:14,839
(DOOR OPENS)
597
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,600
AINSLEY: I know this one!
598
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,920
You could have
a little move to this.
599
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,240
I agreed to very specific terms.
600
00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:24,959
OK, you know what?
I am five months pregnant.
601
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,600
I've been here for 12 rounds,
602
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,920
and every time Liz took a shot,
she flicked me with tequila.
603
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,320
It's seeping into my skin.
604
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:33,999
I googled it -
I could already be drunk.
605
00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:37,439
I have earned this dance.
606
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,480
That's disgraceful, using
your unborn child like that.
607
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,440
Get up!
608
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,760
- (PUTS DOWN GLASS)
- Come on!
609
00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:49,999
(CHEERING)
610
00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:53,479
- Here she comes! Whoo!
- Whoa!
611
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:56,679
(PATRONS CHEER AND CHATTER)
612
00:28:57,559 --> 00:28:59,679
- Come on!
- Come on, Heather!
613
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:02,160
XAVIER: Come on, Heather.
You know you want to.
614
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,320
(PATRONS CHEER AND CHATTER)
615
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,360
(CHEERING)
616
00:29:19,839 --> 00:29:22,879
- XAVIER: Yes, queen!
- Whoo!
617
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,880
Timmy?
618
00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:54,959
Timmy?
619
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,880
PATRON: Who is that?
620
00:29:58,279 --> 00:29:59,959
Timmy!
621
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,280
Oi, Timmy! Why are you
walking away from me?
622
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,040
What's happening here?
623
00:30:06,079 --> 00:30:07,239
What...what are you wearing?
624
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:09,559
- Why are you here?
- It wasn't my idea.
625
00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:13,159
Timmy. Timmy. Can you just...
just talk to me for one minute?
626
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,560
Not right now.
627
00:30:14,599 --> 00:30:16,799
Look, I mean, you know,
if you're into boys, then...
628
00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:18,719
- Oh, my God!
- I don't give a shit.
629
00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:21,039
- I couldn't care less.
- Then why are you asking?
630
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:22,279
Mate!
631
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,559
I'm out of the house,
I am off my face,
632
00:30:24,599 --> 00:30:26,639
I have just seen my son
in a dress
633
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,880
for the first time in my life,
634
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,360
and I don't understand
what I'm seeing.
635
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,800
- What does it look like?
- I don't know.
636
00:30:31,839 --> 00:30:33,279
Are you in...
637
00:30:33,319 --> 00:30:34,639
Are you into cross-dressing?
638
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,200
- (SIGHS)
- Or are...are you trans?
639
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,680
- No!
- Well, what...what is it?
640
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,840
Is it some kind of...
kind of...kind of dress-up?
641
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,200
(SIGHS)
642
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,280
I'm gender-fluid.
643
00:30:45,079 --> 00:30:46,399
What does that mean?
644
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,920
- (SIGHS)
- Tim...Timmy.
645
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:53,520
I don't care what you are.
I just want to understand.
646
00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:55,359
Look, if you're worried
about your dad finding out,
647
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,760
I will not tell him.
648
00:30:56,799 --> 00:30:58,719
Dad already knows.
649
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,080
Oh, for fuck's sake!
650
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,319
Stop walking away from me!
651
00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:13,439
Fuck's sake!
Just...leave me alone!
652
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,240
We both know
I'm not gonna do that.
653
00:31:15,279 --> 00:31:16,639
(SIGHS)
654
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,360
Just...just give me 10 minutes.
655
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,000
- Five.
- Eight.
656
00:31:20,039 --> 00:31:21,559
Three.
657
00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:23,159
Please.
658
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,520
(SIGHS)
659
00:31:28,319 --> 00:31:29,999
Hurry up.
660
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:34,120
Does it feel...
661
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,240
..does it mean that you feel
a bit more like a woman?
662
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:39,679
Sometimes.
663
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,640
It changes.
664
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,040
I don't know.
I'm still figuring it out.
665
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:47,519
How long have you felt this way?
666
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,560
Since high school.
667
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,320
But since you left, I... (SIGHS)
668
00:31:54,359 --> 00:31:57,959
..I've been able to feel...
freer... (SIGHS)
669
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,520
..to explore it.
670
00:31:59,559 --> 00:32:04,839
It was peaceful in a way it
never was when you were there.
671
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,800
Dad wanted to talk to us
all the time.
672
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,680
No! See, you make that face
because you have no idea.
673
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,320
That was exactly what I needed.
674
00:32:16,359 --> 00:32:18,599
He was emotional
and vulnerable,
675
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,400
and all you ever did
was run him down for it.
676
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,240
- That's not true.
- That's all you ever do.
677
00:32:24,279 --> 00:32:25,919
And then you left him,
678
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:29,760
traded up for the most masculine
man on earth.
679
00:32:29,799 --> 00:32:32,439
How do you think
that made me feel?
680
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:36,879
I...I didn't think.
681
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:39,360
No, you fuckin' didn't.
682
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,600
And I didn't tellDad.
683
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,840
I didn't need to.
He saw it before I did.
684
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:54,519
He brought it up.
685
00:32:57,799 --> 00:33:00,399
(SIGHS) What?
686
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,880
Nothing.
687
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,680
I'm just listening.
688
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:18,160
- I'm gonna put her in a cab.
- She's done so well.
689
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,240
More dancing?
690
00:33:20,279 --> 00:33:21,639
I love this song.
691
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:23,200
Harry's gonna get you in a cab.
692
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,080
Oh, thank God.
693
00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:27,039
Alright.
694
00:33:27,079 --> 00:33:28,719
(SIGHS)
695
00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:31,599
Bye.
696
00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:35,519
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
697
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,199
Um, your friend
that just left, um...
698
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,960
..is she pregnant?
699
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,280
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
700
00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:48,879
So, do you usually come to clubs
701
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,840
with pregnant women
and middle-aged country fans?
702
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,480
Oh, yeah, th-that's
pretty much my posse.
703
00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:55,279
(LAUGHS)
704
00:33:57,359 --> 00:33:59,079
And the other friend?
705
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,520
The guy?
706
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:06,040
Oh, no, he...he's not a friend.
He's, um...
707
00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:08,119
- Boyfriend?
- Yeah.
708
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,000
That's a shame.
709
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,920
Not necessarily.
710
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:21,119
Well, look, if the...if the two
of you want to kick on,
711
00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,879
I live around the corner.
712
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:32,839
Can you promise me...
713
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,320
..this isn't the end
of the conversation?
714
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,119
I love you so much.
715
00:34:44,119 --> 00:34:47,639
You know, I can live with
stuffing up pretty much
everything else.
716
00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:50,479
But not you.
717
00:34:50,519 --> 00:34:53,279
- Or Louie.
- Or Louie.
718
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,120
- Or Dad.
- Or your dad.
719
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,760
I miss you, mate.
720
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:06,839
Can I have a hug?
721
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,200
You just tell me what you want.
722
00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:19,479
(SIGHS) I...
723
00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:21,399
..want to go back to my friends
724
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,760
and pretend like
this never happened
725
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,120
and scull seven shots in a row.
726
00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:27,679
Then go do it.
727
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,759
- Not with you.
- Yeah, I got that.
728
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,680
('PONY' BY THE WAIFS
PLAYS INSIDE)
729
00:35:37,079 --> 00:35:38,719
Did you do this?
730
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,120
In a way.
731
00:35:42,159 --> 00:35:44,159
I'm gonna act like
I don't know you.
732
00:35:44,199 --> 00:35:45,479
I know.
733
00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:50,959
* Somewhere out in between
734
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,360
* Where I wasn't
where you wanted me to be... *
735
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,760
PATRONS: Boo!
736
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,520
* Gonna get on my pony... *
737
00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:00,439
You've been dancing
literally all night.
738
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,000
Why are you standing still now?
739
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:03,359
What? I can't!
740
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,280
I have campaigned
literally for hours.
741
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,680
This DJ is...is risking his
entire career. Where's Heather?
742
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,799
* Gonna get on my pony and ride
743
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:18,839
* Gonna get on my high horse
and fly
744
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:24,000
* Well, the stars came out
745
00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:27,039
* And the sun went down... *
746
00:36:27,079 --> 00:36:29,839
We can't leave her
up there by herself.
747
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,880
* It was all around
748
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,040
* Got lost somewhere
749
00:36:36,079 --> 00:36:38,319
* Never to be found
750
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:45,000
* Somewhere out on
the wide and rollin' seas
751
00:36:45,039 --> 00:36:48,279
* Gonna get on my pony
and ride... *
752
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,080
HEATHER: Now we're talking!
753
00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:51,359
Oh! Come on!
754
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:54,120
* Gonna get on my high horse
and fly... *
755
00:36:54,159 --> 00:36:55,639
There she is!
756
00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:57,479
Hey, yeah! Whoo!
757
00:36:57,519 --> 00:37:01,039
* Gonna get on my pony and ride
758
00:37:03,199 --> 00:37:08,319
* Gonna get on
my high horse and fly... *
759
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,960
How are you feeling?
760
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:13,919
I don't know.
761
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,320
There's a lot of thoughts.
And...tequila.
762
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,360
And...thoughts.
763
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,680
But are you having fun?
764
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,479
The DJ just told me
he lives around the corner.
765
00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:29,279
I might be getting
the wrong message...
766
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,120
No, no, no. He...he wants you
to go home with him.
767
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:36,999
Actually, I'm pretty sure
he wants both of us.
768
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,480
* The sky was grey... *
769
00:37:41,519 --> 00:37:43,239
This is absolutely up to you.
770
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,200
* And the sea was green
771
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,399
* And your eyes
were a colour... *
772
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,480
Let's do it.
773
00:37:48,519 --> 00:37:51,119
* That never been seen
774
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:55,519
* Got lost somewhere
out in... *
775
00:37:55,559 --> 00:37:59,719
Liz, I don't know
what I'm going to, but...
776
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:04,520
..I'm going to go with Xavier
and...the DJ.
777
00:38:05,519 --> 00:38:08,399
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah. Are you gonna be OK?
778
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,720
Yep. Yes! Yeah! Go. Go. Run.
779
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,880
No, um...but, um,
just be safe and...
780
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,920
..take lots of mental photos.
781
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,080
OK.
782
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:22,279
* Gonna get on my high horse
and fly
783
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,960
* Gonna get on my pony and ride
784
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,840
* Gonna get on my high horse
and fly
785
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:30,880
* Gonna get on my,
gonna get on my
786
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:35,520
* Gonna get on my pony
and ride. *
787
00:38:37,119 --> 00:38:41,479
Uh...you do realise
it's 2:30 in the morning?
788
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:43,519
Your point is?
789
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,200
Uh...no...no point.
790
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:04,439
HEATHER: I don't know
if it was the heavy drinking
791
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,520
or the exhaustion,
792
00:39:06,559 --> 00:39:09,199
but something had shifted.
793
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:29,639
Morning, love.
794
00:39:29,679 --> 00:39:31,279
What time is it?
795
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,040
It's early, Col.
796
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:34,759
Feels early.
797
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,920
Do we need a coffee?
798
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,360
This won't take long.
799
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,200
Just want to say a few things
face-to-face.
800
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,200
OK.
801
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,000
Hit me.
802
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,640
I'm so sorry if I've...
803
00:40:02,679 --> 00:40:06,159
..ever made you feel small
in any way.
804
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,560
Because you are
a magnificent father
805
00:40:10,599 --> 00:40:14,239
and a kind, attentive...
806
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,280
(SIGHS) ..beautiful man.
807
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,680
Heath, I've just woken up.
808
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,199
Shut up.
Just...let me get this out.
809
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,080
Thank you...
810
00:40:26,679 --> 00:40:28,919
..for being there for our sons.
811
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,760
For hearing them and...
and...and seeing them...
812
00:40:36,119 --> 00:40:37,839
..when I didn't.
813
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,040
Go back to bed.
814
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,239
Oh, my God. She's early.
815
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,720
Good morning, Pat. Yvonne. Liz.
816
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,160
Everyone.
817
00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:18,919
Would you like to come through
to the office?
818
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,600
I just want to apologise
to all of you.
819
00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:24,919
I know I'm not
the easiest person to be around,
820
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,160
and, uh...if I've hurt
anyone's feelings
821
00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:29,959
or made you uncomfortable
822
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,760
or just made life harder for you
in any way,
823
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,120
then I'm genuinely sorry.
824
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,320
(SIGHS)
825
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,320
Pat.
826
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,880
You've been an incredible
support to me over the years.
827
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,800
And I'm gonna miss you.
828
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,240
- Wha...what...
- I'm gonna miss all of you.
829
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,720
- What are you doing?
- Thank you, everyone.
830
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,840
For everything.
831
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,040
(HEATHER SIGHS)
832
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,080
Did you have a good night?
833
00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:26,119
(SIGHS) Yeah.
834
00:42:26,159 --> 00:42:27,559
I wrote myself off,
835
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:29,239
drank too much,
836
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,680
danced like a fool,
cried like a baby and, um...
837
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,559
..I quit my job again.
838
00:42:34,599 --> 00:42:35,919
You quit your...?
839
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,920
- What? When?
- Just now, on the way home.
840
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,640
But the lowest point
of the night, and... (SIGHS)
841
00:42:43,679 --> 00:42:46,959
..perhaps my entire life...
842
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:50,480
..is finding out that
I have truly failed my son.
843
00:42:50,519 --> 00:42:52,519
What do you mean?
844
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:54,439
Timmy...
845
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,400
..is gender-fluid.
846
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:02,240
I don't unders...
I don't understand.
847
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:05,200
All I know is that he's been
trying to find himself
848
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,319
and...he couldn't tell me.
849
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,560
Because I scare the shit
out of him.
850
00:43:12,599 --> 00:43:15,199
- I'm basically an animal.
- (SCOFFS) Oh!
851
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,880
Well, then so am I.
852
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,560
I mean,
you're talking to someone
853
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:23,399
who dropped out of their kid's
life for nearly two years.
854
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:30,240
You know, so...you didn't know
where Timmy was for a while.
855
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,000
You know now.
856
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,160
You've always been
a terrific mother to me.
857
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:38,679
I'm kidding.
858
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,759
I'm kidding. That one was just
sitting there. I had to do it.
859
00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:51,559
Heather, I'm so sorry
about what I said to you.
860
00:43:51,599 --> 00:43:53,119
It's fine.
861
00:43:53,159 --> 00:43:56,239
I've had bigger smacks than that
in the last 24 hours.
862
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,760
Really?
863
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,960
'Cause that was probably
the bloody worst thing
864
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,840
I could have said to you.
865
00:44:04,079 --> 00:44:06,279
Hey. You know I didn't mean it.
866
00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:15,679
You want me to leave you alone?
867
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,680
I love you, Ben.
868
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:26,319
You know that?
869
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,360
Yeah.
870
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,360
Yeah, for a while now.
871
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,520
Still... (SIGHS)
872
00:44:34,559 --> 00:44:36,599
..it feels good
to hear it out loud.
873
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:40,600
I love you too.
874
00:44:44,199 --> 00:44:45,559
And...
875
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:48,239
..I don't want to be
a smart-arse...
876
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:51,000
..but...
877
00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:55,119
..I haven't had a beer...
or an oxy in 17 hours...
878
00:44:56,559 --> 00:44:58,599
..and you're off your face.
879
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,720
(LAUGHS)
880
00:45:10,559 --> 00:45:12,839
Next time onFive Bedrooms...
881
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,560
Evie is now officially
on the waitlist
882
00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:17,479
for St Alena's Ladies' College.
883
00:45:17,519 --> 00:45:18,839
It would have been nice
to be consulted.
884
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,600
I've engaged the services
of my ex-husband.
885
00:45:21,639 --> 00:45:25,359
- What, you prefer just blind
support in silence, do you?
- Yes.
886
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,880
Isn't that exactly
what you're accusing Harry of?
887
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,680
You're having three-ways
purely to make Xavier happy.
888
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,159
Liz, just because you've failed
at more relationships
than I have
889
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:34,359
doesn't make you
any sort of expert.
890
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:35,960
- (GROANS)
- You alright?
891
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,200
Get Heather.
892
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:38,559
Lachlan!
893
00:45:38,599 --> 00:45:41,079
Lachlan Best! Lachlan!
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