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Subtitles by explosiveskull.
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For a hundred years,
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one company has worked
with unparalleled vision
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toward the continued safety
of our great nation:
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Ammotech.
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First, we changed the game
with the chain-fed machine gun,
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as well as Claymore landmines.
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Next we taught those Krauts
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about another great American pastime:
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the barbecue.
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Ammotech.
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The world's leading innovator
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of weapons of mass protection.
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Clarence! Hey, listen, I'm super late
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and can't find my gate pass anywhere.
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I was hoping you could just do me a favor and...
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- I gotta have that pass.
- Yeah. Of course.
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Gate pass.
Gate pass. Gate pass.
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Yeah, I got it. I got it. Uh...
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The thing is, Clarence,
I'm a little disorganized this morning.
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I see, and - and it's heartbreaking.
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I got you a card on your birthday,
remember?
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It had a cupcake running away
from a shitload of candles.
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Look, no pass, no entry.
At least without TW-100 clearance form.
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Dude, don't make me fill out
that one giant form...
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No access to the premises without valid ID.
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- Prohibited.
- Thanks, Clarence.
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Next birthday, no card.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Oh. Hey. Brimble. Accounting.
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- Accounting.
- Yeah. I know.
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Okay. Thanks, Tony.
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Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
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Door is open.
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- Dezzy Des.
- Sammy Sam.
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Once again fighting
a losing battle with Mondays.
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Once again busting my balls.
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Well, somebody has to do it.
You haven't been on time for anything since...
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- ...ever
- Not true.
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2012. NYU. Totally on time
for your graduation ceremony.
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After you went out
the night before and got so drunk
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that you puked during my speech.
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Don't take that as a criticism.
It was a brilliant speech.
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Ever think that maybe my problem here
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is that I'm just not being
properly incentivized?
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Of course you are.
You get to hang out with me every day.
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Give me your hand. Give me your hand.
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So you can at least try to be on time.
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Uh, thanks.
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My gift to you.
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Helen, I'll need to remain undisturbed
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throughout my meetings today.
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Also, excellently tidy workspace.
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Love the lipstick.
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I'll take my green juice in five minutes.
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- Hello?
- Good morning, Desmond.
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Step into my office, please.
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Sure thing, Mr. Nusbaum.
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Helen, hi. No, no, no. Please don't get up.
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Don't get up. Don't get... Oh.
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Really, I could get the door myself if...
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You know, it's really not
the assistant's job to do that.
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Anymore.
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That's very kind of you, and thank you.
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Thanks for walking me.
That was great. Thank you.
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- Morning.
- You're late.
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Uh, yeah. I ran into some trouble
at the guard gate and...
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Yes, I've noticed that tardiness is
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a recurring motif in your life,
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- but actually I don't care.
- Hmm.
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I've called you in here regarding the merger.
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- Merger?
- Yes.
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Merger, as in to merge,
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connect, conjoin, couple or harness.
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Who are we mergering with?
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- Altria.
- The cluster bomb guys.
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No, that would be Benevolencia.
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Altria makes the VX gas,
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weaponized anthrax, and of course...
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the all-terrain jet ski.
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Boy, they've had a great year.
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We might get a leg up on them if we develop
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an all-terrain jet ski
that shoots weaponized anthrax.
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Possible. I'll email Development.
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By the by, R and D has been banging down my door
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regarding the Clayton report.
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Now, what is the ETA on that exactly?
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On its way.
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Excellent. Well, whichever
of those is your best foot,
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I suggest you put it forward, Desmond,
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because I can assure you that not all of us
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are going to be here at the end of the week.
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Goodbye.
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Desmond.
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Psst.
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Desmond.
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You get fired or what?
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Not as far as I know.
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I got a cousin at Altria.
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They already laid off
half of their accounting staff.
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You know what that means.
Half of us are going, too.
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It's already started.
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Meg's desk is empty.
Heard she got axed last night.
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Worst part. Her severance package:
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an Ammotech T-shirt.
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A fucking T-shirt?
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My Uncle Usef warned me about this.
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He said America is nothing
but downsizing, heart disease,
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and billboards that give you
an unnatural desire for white women.
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- Why did I not listen?
- Why did I not listen?
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- I keep saying that to myself.
- I was told not to work here.
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Guys. Hey!
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Relax, okay.
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We don't know for sure,
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so let's just assume
everything's gonna be fine,
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and hey, if it does happen,
you know what they say:
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When one door opens, another door closes.
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What?
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I got that backwards. When one door...
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See you, bitches.
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Hey, Lentworth.
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No offense, but... but
you're really fucking old,
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and nobody really knows
what you do here anyway,
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so if anyone's gonna go, it's gonna be you
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or Johnny Jihadi over here.
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Marcus, the racist,
moronic statements you're making
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are no match for the wall of serenity
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I've created around myself.
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You know what I really miss, Mohammed?
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Wearing my shoes at the airport.
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One, uh, my name is Mourad, okay.
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And two, I grew up in Jakarta,
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which is a long way from the Middle East,
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- and three, for the billionth...
- You're a pacifist,
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one who just happens
to work at a weapons company.
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- Come on.
- I have student loans.
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Yeah, whatever. If the ax is gonna fall,
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it's gonna fall on one of you bitches.
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Now, me, I'm co-deputy regional manager.
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I'll probably be promoted.
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Well, it helps that
you're Mr. Gantt's nephew,
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That's true. So who's it gonna be?
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Well, I...
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I can't get fired.
I got a... I got a mortgage,
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alimony, two kids in college.
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Viagra's a fortune. Oh, God.
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I'm so screwed.
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I am so screwed.
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See, what you need to do
is you just grab a key
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and you stab someone's ass to death with it.
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That's the only way you're gonna keep a job.
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Make a choice.
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Lentworth.
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- Step into my office, please.
- Ooh, too late.
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I think my old boss is still at Fishsticks.
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- I can still make fish.
- Good luck.
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Dr. Frohm. Line 1.
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Hey, Mr. Corn to Sean Penis.
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- Hello?
- It's Dr. Frohm.
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Get your ass down to R and D right now.
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How to survive a day at Ammotech.
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One. Always have a clipboard in hand.
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The busier you look,
the more invisible you become.
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- Hey, Des, uh...
- Step two.
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If you get cornered, know the lingo.
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Desmond!
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We got a problem
with our purchase orders over in R and D.
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I can totally get you those CPCs.
Just draft an RFP
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and we can reconvene AEOD for some THC. Cool?
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Sure.
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THC?
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All right, let's start pissing brain juice.
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Sloganball time. Maxwell.
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The M26 Mega-Taser.
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50,000 volts of stopping power.
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Nice slogan. Sloganize me, Bertrand.
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Uh, M26. It will zap until you crap.
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- Yeah.
- Hear! Hear!
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Three. When others try to pull you in,
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do not give them anything useful
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or they'll expect it every time.
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Desmond!
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Sloganize me.
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Uh, sure.
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The M26 Mega-Taser.
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A lot more gentle than a Glock.
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- I don't...
- Yes.
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- It's kinda medium.
- Good try, man.
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Not the best idea I've ever heard, but okay.
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Go back to the mailroom, you loser.
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- It's a bad idea.
- Unless you want me to hire this moron,
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start coming up with real ideas.
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Four.
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Remember, the higher the office,
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the bigger the douchebag.
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Take the sales dudes for example.
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The V- 22 will turn that target into toothpaste.
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Very good choice, my friend. See you soon.
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Boom! I just fucked that clown in the ass.
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What's up, Hofnagle?
Let me show you how I just did that.
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USA! USA!
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America! Woo!
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This is what winning feels like.
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At Ammotech,
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we make weapons of mass protection.
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Five. When processing orders,
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remember, you are the one in power.
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Does it really take this long
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to get an order processed by you, Desmond?
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It's been over a month,
and I still don't have
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that boron silicate hydroxide I want.
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When did we, uh, get the robot?
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Robots don't have people in them.
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This is an XL-9 Patrol Suit.
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One of six fully operational models.
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First-ever green tech.
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Runs solely on organic material.
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So when people think Ammotech, they'll think,
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"Friend to the environment."
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Oh, I don't care about the environment.
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What I do care about
is that if we're up in the Afghan hills
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and this thing runs out of gas,
I can just grab an armadillo,
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throw it in the back,
and continue to rain hell down on the hajjis.
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Actually, armadillos are only
found in Central and North America.
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I did a paper on them in high school.
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And did you know they can hold
their breath for up to six minutes?
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I give zero fucks
about what you're saying right now.
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I want those purchase orders double-timed.
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Do you understand me?
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They're vital to a product
that we are working on.
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Got it?
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Great. Thanks, bud.
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Oh, um,
I wouldn't stand there if I were you.
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Why?
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Oh, shit.
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What?
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I didn't have an official number for this,
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but I just thought of it
and it's pretty important,
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so let's call it 5B.
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If someone's a dick, you have the option
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of making their life hell
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with your hidden accounting superpower:
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Losing the paperwork.
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- I said it's not ready.
- Look,
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you're not in charge and it's not your job.
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Do you understand?
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What are you looking at, fucknuts?
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Get that order in.
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Sure thing, Doc.
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Six.
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To minimize job stress,
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practice your breathing techniques.
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Anyway... they shot a pig with the mech suit
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and now I'm, like...
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wearing some of it.
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I thought that was a design on your shirt.
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I'm okay.
258
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I'm okay.
259
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To being newly...
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...unemployed.
261
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Yeah!
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Fuck this place, man.
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My God, this guy.
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This bring us to our final entry,
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number seven.
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Work on your own shit at work.
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Every one of us could get shitcanned tomorrow,
268
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so spend a little time
working on your fallback plan.
269
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William Faulkner wrote one of his books
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using a wheelbarrow as a desk
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while working on some graveyard shift.
272
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Me, I've been designing a video game app.
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Basically a continuous runner
274
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where a guy who is stoned,
and remains stoned,
275
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is looking for munchies,
and if he reaches the end,
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him and his girlfriend...
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You know what?
278
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I shouldn't be pitching it right now.
279
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It's still in the design stage.
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Accounting. Hope you're having a blessed day.
How may I help you?
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This is Adam Nusbaum speaking.
282
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I've just now noticed the sign on my door reads
283
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A. Nusbaum.
284
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Why did no one bring this to my attention?
285
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Desmond, I assure you
this would be a lot funnier
286
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,738
if your voice even remotely
resembled Mr. Nusbaum's.
287
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,518
I think you're working way too hard.
288
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Take a moment and kick back.
289
00:14:18,032 --> 00:14:19,888
- Jesus.
- I'm hungry.
290
00:14:19,889 --> 00:14:21,735
Are you hungry? We should order pizza.
291
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:22,778
I'd very much like to do my work.
292
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:26,427
We'll split one.
In honor of this shitty day, I'll buy.
293
00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:27,490
Okay, you can't do that.
294
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Employees can no longer make outgoing calls.
295
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,477
- Do you ever read any e-mails?
- What?
296
00:14:30,479 --> 00:14:33,168
- Call center. How can I help you?
- Hi.
297
00:14:33,169 --> 00:14:36,164
Why do you exist?
298
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,927
Excuse me?
299
00:14:37,928 --> 00:14:39,095
Why do I have to go through you
to call out somewhere?
300
00:14:39,096 --> 00:14:41,871
Due to the number of personal calls
made on company time,
301
00:14:41,874 --> 00:14:43,806
we've been put in as a cost-cutting measure.
302
00:14:43,807 --> 00:14:45,673
Oh. In order to cut costs,
303
00:14:45,674 --> 00:14:46,735
they created a brand-new department?
304
00:14:46,738 --> 00:14:47,712
Yes.
305
00:14:47,713 --> 00:14:50,365
- Can I order a pizza?
- No.
306
00:14:50,366 --> 00:14:51,323
Have a nice day.
307
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,248
- This is an outrage.
- Will you stop, okay.
308
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,153
Seriously. Listen, I know you don't care
309
00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:59,058
if you lose this job, but I do.
310
00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:01,931
Okay? If you hate this place so much, just quit.
311
00:15:01,932 --> 00:15:04,748
Let someone else who wants a job keep theirs.
312
00:15:05,811 --> 00:15:07,638
I don't want to lose my job.
313
00:15:07,639 --> 00:15:09,668
This is the best job in the world.
314
00:15:09,669 --> 00:15:12,397
Look, I get all the free coffee I can consume,
315
00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:14,360
full health and dental,
and I get to work on my game.
316
00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:17,174
- Oh, Stoner Snatch?
- That was the working title,
317
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:20,047
but it's now Bake... and Take.
318
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:21,216
You've been working on it for three years.
319
00:15:21,216 --> 00:15:23,082
And it shows, brother. It shows.
320
00:15:23,085 --> 00:15:24,902
I mean, the detail, Mo.
I mean, seriously...
321
00:15:24,903 --> 00:15:26,942
Oh, I think you stay for a different reason.
322
00:15:28,782 --> 00:15:30,716
- Wendy?
- No.
323
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,644
"Dezzy Des. Sammy Sam."
324
00:15:33,645 --> 00:15:36,537
Samantha?
325
00:15:37,485 --> 00:15:40,176
Please.
326
00:15:43,115 --> 00:15:45,928
Dude, we grew up together.
She's my homie.
327
00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,057
And besides, we have a deal.
328
00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:48,878
Oh, what's the deal?
329
00:15:48,879 --> 00:15:49,921
I'm bad with relationships,
330
00:15:49,923 --> 00:15:51,799
so why risk ruining a good friendship?
331
00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:55,561
Okay, but don't you want sex?
332
00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:57,418
I have sex.
333
00:15:57,421 --> 00:15:58,557
How? You're not in a relationship.
334
00:15:58,559 --> 00:16:01,336
I have sex with women
I'm not in a relationship with.
335
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,283
God, I wish I had your face.
336
00:16:04,285 --> 00:16:06,105
- What?
- Nothing.
337
00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:09,839
Never mind. Go... fix your hair.
338
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,801
Would everyone please report
339
00:16:13,802 --> 00:16:15,745
to the 4:00 p.m. motivational seminar?
340
00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:17,669
- Thank you.
- Get up.
341
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:20,542
I heard your department
was a slaughterhouse today?
342
00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:22,332
Don't worry. I dodged the meat grinder.
343
00:16:22,335 --> 00:16:24,315
Desmond Brimble shall live
to mail it in another day.
344
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:28,153
Okay, can you just listen
like an adult for ten seconds?
345
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,178
Okay.
346
00:16:29,181 --> 00:16:31,937
I know you'd rather be playing Mario Kart,
347
00:16:31,937 --> 00:16:33,889
but if you get fired,
that makes me look bad.
348
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:35,890
So do me a favor, okay.
349
00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:38,716
No more fucking up.
350
00:16:38,717 --> 00:16:41,571
You got it.
No more fuck-up-ery.
351
00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:45,370
I'm setting an alarm as a little reminder
352
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,190
to come by my office tomorrow
353
00:16:47,191 --> 00:16:50,129
and tell me how impressed
Nusbaum is with your report!
354
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,201
Count on it.
355
00:16:51,202 --> 00:16:53,135
Ladies and gentlemen...
356
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,945
- it is my great honor...
- Love you, Des.
357
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,798
...to introduce Ammotech CEO
358
00:16:57,801 --> 00:16:59,626
Franklin Gantt.
359
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,482
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
360
00:17:07,442 --> 00:17:10,275
I know many of you are asking yourselves...
361
00:17:10,277 --> 00:17:12,123
Why are we having a motivational seminar
362
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,000
when we're laying off
40 percent of our workforce?
363
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,939
...the best defense manufacturer
on the planet,
364
00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:18,921
and I say to you, you are...
365
00:17:18,923 --> 00:17:20,759
- I gotta go.
- Where are you going?
366
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,731
I have a report to finish. Start, actually.
367
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:25,547
Don't leave us here
with these people, man. Fuck.
368
00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:27,425
...our history of great products.
369
00:17:28,364 --> 00:17:30,488
And now, onto our newest product,
370
00:17:30,490 --> 00:17:35,112
Zolt, it will awaken the warrior within.
371
00:17:35,114 --> 00:17:38,022
But first things first. Who's thirsty?
372
00:17:50,395 --> 00:17:51,542
Hey, go, go, go, go!
373
00:17:51,545 --> 00:17:53,372
Oh, Sam!
374
00:17:53,374 --> 00:17:55,230
Sam!
375
00:17:55,230 --> 00:17:57,259
Des, what up?
376
00:17:57,260 --> 00:18:00,065
Whoa, you're off early.
What, did you finally quit, hmm?
377
00:18:00,067 --> 00:18:02,076
No. Actually, I recommitted myself to it.
378
00:18:02,077 --> 00:18:04,805
Yeah, right.
379
00:18:04,806 --> 00:18:06,720
Well, someone's gotta pay
the rent around here.
380
00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:08,769
I told you, I will pay rent
381
00:18:08,770 --> 00:18:10,654
once my lawsuit check comes in.
382
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,365
Those fucks at the Make-A-Wish Foundation
383
00:18:13,366 --> 00:18:14,417
cannot hide from me.
384
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,344
Always fighting the good fight, Fred.
385
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:22,134
Hey, come play Mario Kart with us.
386
00:18:22,136 --> 00:18:24,078
Dude, I'm telling you,
I got a report due in the morning,
387
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,894
I've been putting it off all week,
I gotta focus.
388
00:18:26,895 --> 00:18:28,837
Get your ass up and quit being a pussy.
389
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,685
- Let's go.
- Yeah, you're being a pussy.
390
00:18:30,688 --> 00:18:31,672
Pussies are tough, Freddy.
391
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:32,715
They can take a pummeling and spit out
392
00:18:32,718 --> 00:18:34,489
an entirely new human being.
393
00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:38,308
- Never thought of it like that.
- That's weird.
394
00:18:40,243 --> 00:18:41,305
We'll see you outside, huh?
395
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,019
Nope. Not gonna happen.
396
00:18:45,021 --> 00:18:46,035
Come on. Let's go out back.
397
00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:02,407
Battle mode!
398
00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:05,231
Hang on, bud.
399
00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:07,156
Pussy! Pussy!
400
00:19:07,159 --> 00:19:09,981
Tell me this is not the greatest Tuesday ever!
401
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,025
It's Monday. What the fuck?
402
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:12,873
Who gives a shit, bitch?
403
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,661
Move your fucking ass, Luigi!
404
00:19:17,663 --> 00:19:19,557
Losing is not an option!
405
00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:21,482
- Oh, shit!
- You son of a bitch!
406
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:36,877
No.
407
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,577
No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No. No.
408
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,548
No. No! Fuck!
409
00:19:49,298 --> 00:19:51,174
Pass...
410
00:19:52,142 --> 00:19:54,096
Gate pass, gate pass, gate pass, gate pass.
411
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,273
Brimble. Accounting.
412
00:20:18,276 --> 00:20:19,251
Thanks, Tony.
413
00:20:41,256 --> 00:20:44,039
- Hello?
- Brimble. My office.
414
00:20:44,041 --> 00:20:45,909
- Now.
- Sure thing, Mr. Nusbaum.
415
00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:20,526
What is that stuff?
I saw them making it down in R and D.
416
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:23,361
I heard a report on the news today, Desmond,
417
00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:26,222
about villagers in Africa who are so poor
418
00:21:26,224 --> 00:21:28,147
that they have resorted to eating pancakes
419
00:21:28,150 --> 00:21:29,900
made of fried dirt.
420
00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:31,911
Have you heard about this?
421
00:21:31,913 --> 00:21:33,769
I missed that one.
422
00:21:33,769 --> 00:21:34,869
Dirt, Desmond,
423
00:21:34,872 --> 00:21:37,598
fried... dirt, and it got me thinking.
424
00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:38,634
Do you know who has a lot of dirt?
425
00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:41,411
We do.
426
00:21:42,425 --> 00:21:44,396
We could make our own pancakes
out of fried dirt,
427
00:21:44,398 --> 00:21:47,221
export them to these poor, poor people
428
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,241
for pennies on the dollar...
429
00:21:49,243 --> 00:21:51,933
...and get a great contract with the Red Cross.
430
00:22:03,586 --> 00:22:05,471
Whoa!
431
00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:07,454
- That's...
- Was Jerry Solomon.
432
00:22:09,217 --> 00:22:11,159
Decent supervisor, but unfortunately,
433
00:22:11,161 --> 00:22:13,141
his weight indicated a certain lack
434
00:22:13,143 --> 00:22:14,932
of impulse control.
435
00:22:14,932 --> 00:22:16,022
Did you know that type II diabetes
436
00:22:16,025 --> 00:22:18,751
is one of the biggest drains
on corporate healthcare?
437
00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:20,752
Also, his spelling was atrocious.
438
00:22:20,755 --> 00:22:23,711
- Uh...
- Errors everywhere.
439
00:22:23,713 --> 00:22:26,527
He had to go.
440
00:22:26,528 --> 00:22:29,275
- Uh, I... I should...
- Let me read your report.
441
00:22:29,277 --> 00:22:31,199
I think I need a little more time.
442
00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:43,713
Paragraph three.
You make very creative use
443
00:22:43,715 --> 00:22:44,730
of the word...
444
00:22:49,375 --> 00:22:50,447
"whom."
445
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,372
"Whom?"
446
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,371
As in the objective in relation
447
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:58,086
to the subjective pronoun "who."
448
00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,067
Right, i.e.,
"With whom are you going to the movies?"
449
00:23:00,069 --> 00:23:02,787
- E.g.!
- What?
450
00:23:02,788 --> 00:23:05,871
E.g., Brimble, not i.e.
451
00:23:05,873 --> 00:23:09,576
I.e. means id est,
which is Latin for "in other words."
452
00:23:09,577 --> 00:23:11,605
E.g. means exempli gratia,
453
00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,431
which is Latin for "for example."
454
00:23:14,432 --> 00:23:16,317
Why is this so hard to understand?
455
00:23:16,318 --> 00:23:20,041
This is not
f-f-f-f...
456
00:23:20,044 --> 00:23:22,109
...fucking string theory!
457
00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:23,900
I get it. I get it. Reread it.
458
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,820
It says,
"With whom does our company compete?"
459
00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:27,837
That's correct, yeah?
460
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,506
My mistake.
461
00:23:34,491 --> 00:23:35,536
- Thank you.
- Except...
462
00:23:37,422 --> 00:23:40,119
you did spell my name incorrectly.
463
00:23:40,122 --> 00:23:42,208
- What? N-U-S-B... What?
- So, Desmond.
464
00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:44,123
I can't have...
What the fuck are you talking about?
465
00:23:44,125 --> 00:23:46,076
I'm afraid that we're
going to have to let you go.
466
00:23:46,077 --> 00:23:48,767
No, no, no, no!
467
00:23:50,740 --> 00:23:52,769
Desmond, don't be too sad.
468
00:23:52,770 --> 00:23:55,548
We do have a killer severance package.
469
00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:00,364
Oh, shit! Oh!
470
00:24:18,465 --> 00:24:20,255
What the fuck?
471
00:24:20,256 --> 00:24:21,298
Carter.
472
00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:23,203
You have any idea what the hell's going on?
473
00:24:23,205 --> 00:24:25,166
- We gotta get out of here.
- Go away.
474
00:24:25,167 --> 00:24:26,882
I'm working!
475
00:24:31,794 --> 00:24:33,593
Okay. I'm gone.
476
00:24:33,594 --> 00:24:34,742
Just keep pounding away and I'll...
477
00:24:40,450 --> 00:24:44,308
- I didn't have that saved.
- Oh.
478
00:24:45,286 --> 00:24:47,028
That's terrible, man.
479
00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:50,003
Maybe we could, um, check autosave?
480
00:24:50,006 --> 00:24:51,000
Might be a backup somewhere?
481
00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:52,952
Forget it. I'll retype it for you.
482
00:24:52,954 --> 00:24:54,679
No, no, no, no! Don't!
483
00:25:06,169 --> 00:25:08,199
Are you okay? Oh, shit.
484
00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:12,954
Carter, wait!
485
00:25:33,993 --> 00:25:35,858
Ammotech. How may I direct your call?
486
00:25:35,861 --> 00:25:36,912
Help me.
They're trying to kill me.
487
00:25:36,913 --> 00:25:37,955
Put me through to 911.
488
00:25:37,958 --> 00:25:39,823
Where are you calling from, sir?
489
00:25:39,825 --> 00:25:41,719
I'm in a safe place.
490
00:25:41,721 --> 00:25:43,691
- Now put me through to the cops.
- One moment, sir.
491
00:25:43,692 --> 00:25:45,548
Just let me check with my supervisor.
492
00:25:45,550 --> 00:25:47,377
No, no, no.
You don't understand.
493
00:25:47,378 --> 00:25:49,282
I'm stuck on the fourth floor
with a bunch of psychos.
494
00:25:49,285 --> 00:25:50,394
They got a hold of this green shit
that was not really...
495
00:25:50,395 --> 00:25:53,103
Sir, company policy prohibits
496
00:25:53,105 --> 00:25:55,076
any outside calls without appropriate clearance.
497
00:25:55,077 --> 00:25:57,019
You don't need to check with anyone.
Just fucking do it.
498
00:25:57,021 --> 00:25:59,844
Sir, company policy
prohibits abusive language.
499
00:25:59,846 --> 00:26:01,855
If you'll consult the employee manuals,
it's all right there.
500
00:26:01,856 --> 00:26:04,680
Okay, I'm sorry. Please,
just do whatever it is you need to do,
501
00:26:04,682 --> 00:26:06,499
- then put me through to the cops.
- Sir, company policy...
502
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:07,476
Shut the fuck up!
503
00:26:32,372 --> 00:26:33,482
We need catchphrases! Hit me!
504
00:26:34,431 --> 00:26:35,407
Hit me!
505
00:26:37,103 --> 00:26:38,230
Zolt. You'll like it,
506
00:26:38,231 --> 00:26:41,007
or I'll rip out your fucking spine!
507
00:26:42,023 --> 00:26:43,880
Beautiful. Give it to me.
508
00:26:43,882 --> 00:26:45,747
Zolt! You will like it,
509
00:26:45,749 --> 00:26:47,729
or I will barbecue your children
510
00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:50,640
while sodomizing the family dog!
511
00:26:50,642 --> 00:26:52,528
I like it!
512
00:26:56,462 --> 00:26:59,123
Decapitation's the way to go, guys.
513
00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,239
Lucky bastard probably didn't even feel a thing.
514
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,920
Desmond!
515
00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,945
Sloganize me.
516
00:27:06,948 --> 00:27:09,779
Sloganize. Sloganize.
517
00:27:09,781 --> 00:27:12,662
Sloganize. Sloganize.
518
00:27:12,663 --> 00:27:15,592
Sloganize. Sloganize.
519
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:17,411
Sloganize.
520
00:27:17,413 --> 00:27:19,422
Zolt. It's green...
521
00:27:19,423 --> 00:27:21,269
uh...
522
00:27:21,271 --> 00:27:23,203
and strong?
523
00:27:25,188 --> 00:27:26,126
Strong.
524
00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:30,769
Uh, now with taurine.
525
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,513
That is kind of okay. It's a little okay.
526
00:27:36,515 --> 00:27:38,496
It's a little fucking stupid, but okay.
527
00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:39,462
That's good.
528
00:27:39,464 --> 00:27:40,489
Next!
529
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,041
Oh, shit. Sam.
530
00:27:48,044 --> 00:27:49,898
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
531
00:27:49,901 --> 00:27:51,049
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
532
00:28:02,357 --> 00:28:03,429
Thank God you're all right.
533
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:06,188
Wow. What got into you last night?
534
00:28:07,174 --> 00:28:09,135
Come on. We have to leave.
This place is full of lunatics.
535
00:28:09,136 --> 00:28:11,013
- Are you high?
- No.
536
00:28:12,028 --> 00:28:13,070
- No.
- Okay.
537
00:28:13,073 --> 00:28:14,948
Whatever it is, clearly nothing I said
538
00:28:14,950 --> 00:28:16,757
got through to you yesterday.
539
00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:18,730
Okay. Listen.
I get you want to save this place,
540
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,634
but this place is beyond fucking saving.
541
00:28:20,636 --> 00:28:22,482
Now come on. Let's go.
542
00:28:22,484 --> 00:28:23,480
- Let go!
- Whoa!
543
00:28:24,525 --> 00:28:26,468
Des, are you okay?
544
00:28:28,192 --> 00:28:29,300
How many of those have you had?
545
00:28:29,301 --> 00:28:30,240
This?
546
00:28:31,217 --> 00:28:33,963
Um... like half.
547
00:28:33,965 --> 00:28:34,961
Wait, wait. Wait.
548
00:28:35,919 --> 00:28:37,794
I just wanted to, uh, taste it.
549
00:28:37,796 --> 00:28:39,709
Okay. Well, get your own.
They're all over the building.
550
00:28:39,711 --> 00:28:42,573
Now, I have a lot of work to do,
and I'm really behind, so...
551
00:28:43,693 --> 00:28:46,490
You spilled my Zolt.
552
00:28:53,278 --> 00:28:57,069
Whoa. That was like
falling asleep behind the wheel.
553
00:28:58,056 --> 00:28:59,893
What are you doing on the floor?
554
00:28:59,894 --> 00:29:02,719
Uh, I'll explain
once we get the fuck out of here.
555
00:29:05,582 --> 00:29:06,587
You broke my picture!
556
00:29:07,545 --> 00:29:08,548
Shit!
557
00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:20,843
I'm gonna fuck you
558
00:29:20,845 --> 00:29:22,892
like the best man at my sister's wedding!
559
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:23,909
Whose wedding? Jenny's?
560
00:29:25,709 --> 00:29:27,708
- Oh, my God!
- Dezzy Des.
561
00:29:27,710 --> 00:29:30,503
- I know you want this.
- Um, Sam...
562
00:29:30,506 --> 00:29:32,352
I've seen the way you look at me.
563
00:29:32,354 --> 00:29:33,490
You're not wrong. Busted.
564
00:29:33,492 --> 00:29:35,262
But maybe not right now.
565
00:29:35,265 --> 00:29:37,119
Shut up and take it, slut!
566
00:29:37,122 --> 00:29:38,077
Oh, God! No...
567
00:29:42,082 --> 00:29:43,938
You're psycho!
568
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:45,891
You're crazy. Get off me.
569
00:29:45,893 --> 00:29:47,683
Oh, my God!
570
00:29:53,448 --> 00:29:54,462
Sam?
571
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:57,362
Samantha?
572
00:29:57,364 --> 00:29:58,366
Okay, I'm really sorry
573
00:29:58,368 --> 00:30:00,109
about all this stuff that just went down,
574
00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:01,269
but I swear,
I'm gonna get you out of here, okay.
575
00:30:07,895 --> 00:30:08,902
Des.
576
00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:11,678
Plan B.
577
00:30:17,738 --> 00:30:19,527
What the hell's going on?
578
00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:20,665
I'm getting us the hell out of here.
579
00:30:20,667 --> 00:30:23,414
- That's what's going on.
- On a furniture dolly?
580
00:30:23,415 --> 00:30:24,403
Here's a pink pillow.
581
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:26,383
Desmond.
582
00:30:26,384 --> 00:30:29,255
Get me off of here right now.
583
00:30:29,257 --> 00:30:31,075
I can't. You'll attack me.
584
00:30:31,076 --> 00:30:32,932
Or sexually harass me, or both,
585
00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:34,023
which sends a really mixed message.
586
00:30:34,026 --> 00:30:36,828
Sexually har... I did not sexually harass you.
587
00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:39,644
I'm not... I am completely
in control of myself.
588
00:30:39,645 --> 00:30:41,635
And this is a very impractical solution,
by the way.
589
00:30:41,637 --> 00:30:43,655
Desmond. Hey! Look at me.
590
00:30:43,657 --> 00:30:45,551
Look at me.
591
00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:46,510
Look at me.
592
00:30:47,421 --> 00:30:48,387
I'm fine.
593
00:30:53,031 --> 00:30:55,030
I'm gonna slice off your nipples
and put them on a pizza!
594
00:30:55,032 --> 00:30:56,955
Pepperoni!
595
00:30:56,958 --> 00:30:58,927
Listen to me. This is just wrong.
596
00:30:58,930 --> 00:31:01,640
- I don't even feel remotely safe like this.
- Oh, shit.
597
00:31:03,593 --> 00:31:04,559
Hello?
598
00:31:05,575 --> 00:31:06,549
Are you listening to me?
599
00:31:06,551 --> 00:31:08,368
Look what you made me do!
600
00:31:08,371 --> 00:31:09,442
Look what you made me do!
601
00:31:09,442 --> 00:31:11,241
Look what Zolt made me do!
602
00:31:11,243 --> 00:31:12,285
That's what we're gonna be singing.
603
00:31:15,992 --> 00:31:16,987
Sing to me now! Come on!
604
00:31:16,989 --> 00:31:18,077
And sloganize!
605
00:31:18,079 --> 00:31:21,744
Attention, Ammotech employees!
606
00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:22,884
As some of you may have noticed,
607
00:31:22,886 --> 00:31:25,623
our company is undergoing a regime change.
608
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,490
Jesus, he's putting
a whole fucking mob together.
609
00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:28,488
My butt itches!
610
00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:32,346
Please, be quiet. Okay?
611
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,980
What was that noise?
612
00:31:48,586 --> 00:31:49,656
Stop!
613
00:31:49,659 --> 00:31:50,615
Mo?
614
00:31:51,507 --> 00:31:52,586
Have you had any Zolt?
615
00:31:52,587 --> 00:31:53,556
It's Ramadan.
616
00:31:55,298 --> 00:31:56,234
Rama...
617
00:31:56,237 --> 00:31:57,355
It's Ramadan.
618
00:31:57,356 --> 00:31:59,231
I'm fasting, idiot.
619
00:31:59,233 --> 00:32:01,184
Oh. Right. Shiva and all that stuff.
620
00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:03,932
Shiva is the god of death. That's Hinduism.
621
00:32:03,934 --> 00:32:05,782
- Where did you go to school?
- Shh!
622
00:32:06,826 --> 00:32:07,765
Come on.
623
00:32:10,703 --> 00:32:13,489
Now, there's only
room for one man to be in charge,
624
00:32:13,490 --> 00:32:14,608
so I'm going to need you and your people
625
00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:17,301
to get on board with me.
626
00:32:19,188 --> 00:32:21,314
You want us to get on board with you?
627
00:32:23,994 --> 00:32:26,951
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
628
00:32:28,016 --> 00:32:31,778
I'm detecting a little hostility there, Bobby.
629
00:32:32,737 --> 00:32:34,583
And we both know that's not very conducive
630
00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:38,508
to a creative team atmosphere, now is it?
631
00:32:38,509 --> 00:32:40,394
- My lips are chapped!
- Shh!
632
00:32:42,282 --> 00:32:46,073
Shut her up.
633
00:32:46,074 --> 00:32:48,035
What the hell is wrong with her?
634
00:32:48,037 --> 00:32:49,893
She drank a half a can of Zolt...
635
00:32:49,894 --> 00:32:51,807
...and now whenever something
even mildly irritates her,
636
00:32:51,809 --> 00:32:52,861
she gets a little...
637
00:32:52,863 --> 00:32:54,728
...prickly.
638
00:32:54,730 --> 00:32:56,730
Prickly? You call that prickly?
639
00:32:56,730 --> 00:32:58,548
Look, if she's had any of that stuff,
640
00:32:58,550 --> 00:33:00,530
she's a zombie mutant psycho
like the rest of them.
641
00:33:00,532 --> 00:33:02,362
And we need to...
642
00:33:04,305 --> 00:33:06,123
You... You need to...
643
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:07,251
What?
644
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:09,080
...slice her throat open.
645
00:33:09,083 --> 00:33:11,044
Or, you know, stab her
in the stomach or something.
646
00:33:11,046 --> 00:33:12,978
Listen, anyone who lays
a finger on her is... Oh!
647
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:15,679
Shh!
648
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,689
Stab her. Stab her.
649
00:33:17,691 --> 00:33:18,694
- Are you crazy?
- Shh!
650
00:33:18,696 --> 00:33:20,640
Let me ask you a question.
651
00:33:22,536 --> 00:33:27,282
What the fuck has Accounting done lately, huh?
652
00:33:27,285 --> 00:33:29,131
Did you do the campaign that sold
653
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:31,142
30,000 automatic shotguns to Blackwater?
654
00:33:31,144 --> 00:33:32,961
No! We did!
655
00:33:32,962 --> 00:33:36,006
How about the Nukey
The Talking Warhead campaign?
656
00:33:36,008 --> 00:33:38,792
Nope! We did that, too!
657
00:33:38,794 --> 00:33:41,731
How about Stack-the-Iraqi board game?
Now for children.
658
00:33:41,733 --> 00:33:44,432
Oh, nope, that was us, too!
659
00:33:44,433 --> 00:33:46,346
How about my personal favorite,
660
00:33:46,348 --> 00:33:49,325
the Agent Orange Soda campaign?
661
00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:52,244
Ding! Ding! Ding! That was us, too!
662
00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:57,054
Adver-fucking-tising!
663
00:33:59,839 --> 00:34:04,560
See, we make reality out of...
664
00:34:05,662 --> 00:34:08,543
...nothing.
665
00:34:15,065 --> 00:34:16,088
Mmm.
666
00:34:17,103 --> 00:34:18,922
Now...
667
00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:22,744
be a good girl and recycle this.
668
00:34:26,717 --> 00:34:28,574
Would you like to see me make a reality...
669
00:34:29,532 --> 00:34:31,436
out of nothing...
670
00:34:31,438 --> 00:34:33,255
Robert?
671
00:34:33,257 --> 00:34:35,297
Oh, please.
672
00:34:45,713 --> 00:34:47,771
Now, who amongst you is responsible
673
00:34:47,773 --> 00:34:50,606
for the Agent Orange Soda campaign?
674
00:34:54,503 --> 00:34:57,289
I hate you and your work.
675
00:34:57,289 --> 00:34:59,195
Everyone, kill those two and you may live.
676
00:35:01,168 --> 00:35:03,083
Welcome aboard!
677
00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:15,385
What the fuck just happened?
678
00:35:15,387 --> 00:35:17,434
Which part? The part where
Nusbaum took over Marketing
679
00:35:17,436 --> 00:35:19,206
by killing Bob with a soda can
680
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:21,110
or the part where you almost bit my finger off?
681
00:35:21,112 --> 00:35:23,210
What? Oh, my God!
682
00:35:24,981 --> 00:35:26,041
I'm so sorry.
683
00:35:27,143 --> 00:35:28,148
It's okay.
684
00:35:28,150 --> 00:35:29,420
No. It's not okay.
685
00:35:29,525 --> 00:35:30,548
You were in a weird place at the time.
686
00:35:30,550 --> 00:35:32,434
- I feel really terrible.
- I've been bitten by bigger...
687
00:35:32,436 --> 00:35:34,253
- I'm not gonna...
- Yeah, it was really fucked up
688
00:35:34,255 --> 00:35:36,123
and definitely not okay,
but we have to go right now.
689
00:35:38,057 --> 00:35:39,146
Is this your blood?
690
00:35:39,148 --> 00:35:41,034
Okay, okay, so this is what we're gonna do.
691
00:35:41,034 --> 00:35:42,842
Okay, we're gonna take her
down the stairs, we're gonna...
692
00:35:42,844 --> 00:35:43,905
we're gonna steal a car,
we're gonna call the police
693
00:35:43,907 --> 00:35:45,697
and then have them call the National Guard.
694
00:35:52,545 --> 00:35:54,449
- Elevator?
- Elevator.
695
00:35:57,159 --> 00:35:58,126
Okay.
696
00:36:01,132 --> 00:36:02,148
Oh, my God!
697
00:36:04,847 --> 00:36:06,733
Does anyone else have to use the bathroom?
698
00:36:06,735 --> 00:36:07,795
Yeah. I do.
699
00:36:07,797 --> 00:36:08,802
Okay. Good. Me too.
700
00:36:15,447 --> 00:36:16,452
Doors open.
701
00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,934
Going down.
702
00:36:24,936 --> 00:36:26,065
Seventh, sixth, fifth, fourth... second, first.
703
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:32,594
We are experiencing minor
technical difficulties.
704
00:36:32,597 --> 00:36:35,438
Uh, ventilation shaft?
705
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,539
Uh, ventilation shaft.
706
00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:37,507
Yeah.
707
00:36:37,509 --> 00:36:39,440
Please... elevator.
708
00:36:39,443 --> 00:36:43,193
This isn't gonna work.
709
00:36:43,195 --> 00:36:45,016
Ow! So not gonna work!
710
00:36:46,068 --> 00:36:49,016
Motherfuckers, get me out of here
before I kill you both!
711
00:36:49,018 --> 00:36:51,717
- New plan?
- You think?
712
00:36:54,628 --> 00:36:55,661
Jesus.
713
00:36:55,663 --> 00:36:57,681
I don't even wanna think
about how that happened.
714
00:36:57,682 --> 00:37:00,333
- Should we help him?
- Okay. Un-tape me.
715
00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:02,324
Okay, that's never gonna happen.
716
00:37:02,327 --> 00:37:03,349
- I can be helpful.
- Oh, really?
717
00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:04,364
- How can you be helpful?
- I-I-I...
718
00:37:04,367 --> 00:37:06,222
- There's no way you can be helpful.
- I was cranky before
719
00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:08,070
because you bumped my head three times...
720
00:37:08,072 --> 00:37:09,936
I said shut up! Do you guys wanna end up
721
00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:11,871
with your gallbladder coming out your anus?
722
00:37:11,873 --> 00:37:13,844
No.
723
00:37:13,846 --> 00:37:15,653
I'm getting us out of here, okay.
724
00:37:15,655 --> 00:37:16,755
Oh, yeah, and what's your plan, huh?
725
00:37:16,757 --> 00:37:18,688
The staircase is blocked,
the phones are out,
726
00:37:18,690 --> 00:37:20,490
- there's no elev...
- Wait!
727
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:24,291
You know what
the shortest distance between two points is?
728
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,291
A line?
729
00:37:26,293 --> 00:37:27,307
It's a hole.
730
00:37:29,117 --> 00:37:30,054
No! No! No!
731
00:37:40,751 --> 00:37:43,641
Emergency Safety Seal activated.
732
00:37:43,643 --> 00:37:47,327
This building is now under Threat-Con Level 4.
733
00:37:47,329 --> 00:37:50,152
All employees, remain calm
and report to subsector B
734
00:37:50,153 --> 00:37:52,125
for further instruction.
735
00:37:52,126 --> 00:37:53,963
What the fuck is this?
736
00:37:53,965 --> 00:37:56,088
Next-gen anti-terror system.
737
00:37:56,090 --> 00:37:57,985
Armored shutters and bulletproof glass
738
00:37:57,987 --> 00:38:00,704
to safeguard against rocket attacks.
739
00:38:00,706 --> 00:38:02,628
- We're locked in.
- It was spelled out clearly
740
00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:04,601
in the Employee Training Booklet.
Didn't you read it?
741
00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:06,460
Of course I read it.
742
00:38:07,398 --> 00:38:08,449
I skimmed it.
743
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:13,179
Now I see why you didn't want me
to throw the thing at the window.
744
00:38:13,181 --> 00:38:15,067
No! I didn't want you
to throw the thing at the window,
745
00:38:15,068 --> 00:38:16,197
and I didn't want you to almost get us killed,
746
00:38:16,197 --> 00:38:18,034
and I definitely didn't want you to do anything
747
00:38:18,036 --> 00:38:20,887
that the pot-sponge-you-call a-brain
processes as helping us.
748
00:38:20,889 --> 00:38:22,755
Mo! Shush!
749
00:38:22,757 --> 00:38:25,570
Desmond could have left, but he didn't. Okay.
750
00:38:25,572 --> 00:38:26,731
So stop being an asshole.
751
00:38:28,483 --> 00:38:29,449
Now...
752
00:38:30,474 --> 00:38:32,436
how do we get the security seal open?
753
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:39,081
Only top management
has the codes to reopen the seal.
754
00:38:39,083 --> 00:38:42,030
Great! So we just go
find those guys up in...
755
00:38:42,032 --> 00:38:43,762
The executive level.
756
00:38:43,764 --> 00:38:44,885
That means we gotta go through...
757
00:38:50,639 --> 00:38:51,606
Okay. We're fucked.
758
00:38:52,554 --> 00:38:54,344
- You think?
- Mm-hmm.
759
00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:06,405
How do we do this?
760
00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:08,311
The second they see us, we're history.
761
00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:11,059
Uh, we could pretend to be crazy mutant psychos
762
00:39:11,061 --> 00:39:12,121
like the rest of them.
763
00:39:12,123 --> 00:39:14,851
I like your idea. How?
764
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,813
Just say stuff that makes you really mad.
765
00:39:16,815 --> 00:39:18,864
Oh, I was born to do this.
766
00:39:19,793 --> 00:39:20,806
Hairy asses!
767
00:39:20,809 --> 00:39:22,682
Jennifer Lawrence at an awards show.
768
00:39:22,684 --> 00:39:24,512
I can't eat cheese!
769
00:39:24,514 --> 00:39:25,565
Men with Botox!
770
00:39:25,567 --> 00:39:27,471
Dig deeper. Dig deeper.
771
00:39:27,472 --> 00:39:29,423
My father touched me!
772
00:39:29,425 --> 00:39:32,135
- Too deep!
- Homework!
773
00:39:33,141 --> 00:39:34,182
Justin Bieber on a Segway!
774
00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:43,664
- It's clear. Let's go.
- Okay.
775
00:39:47,561 --> 00:39:48,527
What?
776
00:39:50,443 --> 00:39:52,307
Oh, my God.
777
00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:54,137
Is that Helen?
778
00:39:54,139 --> 00:39:57,134
Oh, this actually makes me kind of sad.
779
00:39:57,135 --> 00:39:59,010
Why hasn't she retired yet?
780
00:39:59,012 --> 00:40:00,811
- In this economy?
- Mm-mm.
781
00:40:00,813 --> 00:40:02,744
Looks like she's got arthritis in her hips.
782
00:40:02,746 --> 00:40:03,864
Oh, my Uncle Usef had that.
783
00:40:03,867 --> 00:40:05,655
You should try getting him baked.
784
00:40:05,657 --> 00:40:07,599
I am not gonna get my uncle baked.
785
00:40:07,601 --> 00:40:08,550
Okay.
786
00:40:09,507 --> 00:40:10,550
Shit.
787
00:40:13,298 --> 00:40:14,293
Okay, look, what do we do?
788
00:40:14,295 --> 00:40:15,297
I guess we could, uh...
789
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,146
We could wheel around her.
Wheel around her.
790
00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:19,061
I can't. She's got too much of a reach.
791
00:40:19,063 --> 00:40:20,161
Oh, God, fuck.
We gotta do something.
792
00:40:20,164 --> 00:40:21,896
Hold on!
793
00:40:26,798 --> 00:40:29,554
Uh... You just hit an 80-year-old lady
794
00:40:29,556 --> 00:40:31,489
over the head with a potted plant?
795
00:40:31,490 --> 00:40:33,432
Yes, but in, like, self-defense.
796
00:40:33,434 --> 00:40:35,385
Oh, yeah? Self-defense?
What was she gonna do?
797
00:40:35,387 --> 00:40:37,233
- Gum us to death?
- She has teeth!
798
00:40:37,235 --> 00:40:38,355
- Yeah, that she can't use.
- She can!
799
00:40:38,356 --> 00:40:39,284
Guys!
800
00:40:41,114 --> 00:40:43,036
Where the hell did she go?
801
00:40:52,565 --> 00:40:54,498
I can't believe I just did that.
802
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,375
It was an accident.
803
00:40:56,376 --> 00:40:57,476
You just wall-butted an 80-year-old lady
804
00:40:57,478 --> 00:40:59,248
in the face on accident.
805
00:41:00,206 --> 00:41:02,275
Yes. No. I-I-I don't know.
806
00:41:03,242 --> 00:41:06,887
No! Oh, my God!
807
00:41:06,889 --> 00:41:08,976
It's kind of heroic,
as far as beating up the elderly goes.
808
00:41:08,976 --> 00:41:10,728
- Is she okay?
- No, she's not.
809
00:41:10,730 --> 00:41:11,762
You're both terrible people.
810
00:41:11,764 --> 00:41:13,581
But...
811
00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:14,634
...we have to get through HR.
812
00:41:14,635 --> 00:41:16,646
- I can't do this. I can't...
- Yes, you can.
813
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,371
- They are nice ladies.
- Great.
814
00:41:32,934 --> 00:41:34,675
Okay!
815
00:41:34,677 --> 00:41:37,605
That is why we do not send
work e-mails with emoticons!
816
00:41:37,606 --> 00:41:41,387
Oh, God. Human Resources
is a pack of rabid koala bears.
817
00:41:41,389 --> 00:41:44,373
Oh, yeah. Sexy, slutty koala bears,
818
00:41:44,376 --> 00:41:46,318
in their natural habitat.
819
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,277
Back to work.
820
00:41:49,202 --> 00:41:51,967
Hey. Notice how they've all
been stabbed in the back?
821
00:41:51,969 --> 00:41:54,753
- What are you saying?
- Nothing. Just, you know...
822
00:41:54,755 --> 00:41:55,902
Nothing? Just, you know,
because HR is basically all women,
823
00:41:55,905 --> 00:41:58,632
it automatically makes us
a bunch of backstabbers?
824
00:41:58,632 --> 00:42:00,652
Okay, first off, HR is not all women.
825
00:42:00,653 --> 00:42:03,400
Look, there's a guy right there.
Oh, shit! It's Lentworth!
826
00:42:03,402 --> 00:42:04,414
E-Excuse me.
827
00:42:04,416 --> 00:42:06,378
Uh, I gotta pick up my check.
828
00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:07,353
- Lentworth!
- Lentworth!
829
00:42:07,356 --> 00:42:08,342
- Hello?
- Lentworth!
830
00:42:11,081 --> 00:42:12,057
Oh, hi...
831
00:42:14,882 --> 00:42:16,826
Oh, God.
832
00:42:27,463 --> 00:42:28,393
I...
833
00:42:29,331 --> 00:42:31,235
see a lot of familiar faces.
834
00:42:33,094 --> 00:42:36,108
I know you.
Remember I asked you out when...
835
00:42:36,110 --> 00:42:37,086
I got divorced and...
836
00:42:38,934 --> 00:42:39,862
Oh.
837
00:42:42,688 --> 00:42:43,635
Get back!
838
00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:46,612
I mean it, get back! I'll use it!
839
00:42:55,077 --> 00:42:56,195
Attention, Human Resources.
840
00:42:56,197 --> 00:42:58,123
This is Adam Nusbaum from Accounting.
841
00:43:00,822 --> 00:43:02,909
Just a reminder about the Accounting-HR meeting
842
00:43:02,909 --> 00:43:05,619
starting momentarily in the conference room.
843
00:43:10,532 --> 00:43:12,387
We'll be covering such issues as
844
00:43:12,389 --> 00:43:13,478
installing the ATS
845
00:43:13,481 --> 00:43:16,322
to handle all OSHA documents and NDIs
846
00:43:16,324 --> 00:43:19,041
in order to better guarantee QC.
847
00:43:19,043 --> 00:43:20,056
Don't lay it on too thick.
848
00:43:20,059 --> 00:43:21,016
I got this.
849
00:43:22,003 --> 00:43:24,815
Quick, informal T&D sessions
850
00:43:24,818 --> 00:43:25,822
to go over our BPOs.
851
00:43:26,791 --> 00:43:28,798
BPO stands for
Business Processing Outsourcing.
852
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,452
That's got nothing to do with our department.
853
00:43:34,469 --> 00:43:37,226
Uh, I mean, uh, BPDs.
854
00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:39,324
- Oh, BPDs.
- Fine.
855
00:43:42,157 --> 00:43:43,115
They're buying it.
856
00:43:44,092 --> 00:43:45,813
Shit. Do you think they heard that?
857
00:43:45,815 --> 00:43:46,820
- Yes.
- Shut up.
858
00:43:48,909 --> 00:43:50,744
Pull me out. Pull me out.
859
00:43:50,746 --> 00:43:51,733
Pull me out. Pull me out.
860
00:43:52,652 --> 00:43:54,596
That way. Face me that way.
Face me that... Wait!
861
00:43:57,498 --> 00:43:59,373
We are not the ones you wanna kill.
862
00:44:00,389 --> 00:44:01,347
She is.
863
00:44:04,219 --> 00:44:06,007
What the hell are you talking about?
864
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:07,980
Oh... honey.
865
00:44:07,981 --> 00:44:10,710
I-I've been in HR long enough to know things.
866
00:44:10,911 --> 00:44:13,590
Jill! Jill!
867
00:44:13,592 --> 00:44:15,612
Remember when you
were gonna be made supervisor
868
00:44:15,614 --> 00:44:17,411
and then you didn't get the job?
869
00:44:17,414 --> 00:44:18,494
Well, that's because Lisa spread a rumor
870
00:44:18,496 --> 00:44:20,398
that you and your husband have cocaine orgies.
871
00:44:22,268 --> 00:44:23,347
That was one time,
872
00:44:23,349 --> 00:44:25,186
and you were there.
873
00:44:25,188 --> 00:44:28,126
She's lying. She's totally lying.
874
00:44:28,128 --> 00:44:29,869
Katie! Katie!
875
00:44:29,871 --> 00:44:31,813
Remember those baby pictures you brought in?
876
00:44:31,813 --> 00:44:34,666
Well, Lisa says that it looks like you...
877
00:44:34,668 --> 00:44:35,737
fucked a bag of potatoes.
878
00:44:37,722 --> 00:44:40,440
You're talking about my child?
879
00:44:40,442 --> 00:44:41,494
Hold my wig.
880
00:44:42,423 --> 00:44:44,327
I'm gonna kill you.
881
00:44:44,329 --> 00:44:46,184
Oh! One more thing!
882
00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:48,090
She keeps this department under budget
883
00:44:48,092 --> 00:44:50,081
by setting the thermostat to cold!
884
00:44:50,083 --> 00:44:52,005
In the wintertime!
885
00:44:53,014 --> 00:44:54,782
This is bullshit!
886
00:44:54,784 --> 00:44:55,893
- Yeah!
- Don't listen to her.
887
00:44:55,896 --> 00:44:57,798
- Get her!
- She's trying to turn us...
888
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,590
all against me.
889
00:44:59,592 --> 00:45:01,485
- Guys, I like sweaters.
- Sic her!
890
00:45:01,487 --> 00:45:02,567
Punish her!
891
00:45:02,568 --> 00:45:03,543
You guys know me. We're friends.
892
00:45:03,545 --> 00:45:05,286
We have Wine Wednesdays.
893
00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:07,355
You're a genius!
894
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,193
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
895
00:45:09,195 --> 00:45:11,224
That was great. Sad for Lisa, but great.
896
00:45:12,202 --> 00:45:13,943
Lentworth, come on.
897
00:45:22,706 --> 00:45:24,637
No, no, no, no.
Don't try to play me, son.
898
00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:27,327
Who you think you're talking to?
I ain't no punk bitch.
899
00:45:27,329 --> 00:45:30,315
If I say
you need 55 cases of tear-gas rockets,
900
00:45:30,318 --> 00:45:31,320
that's what you're gonna get,
901
00:45:31,322 --> 00:45:34,032
or we're gonna have a fucking problem!
902
00:45:35,056 --> 00:45:37,994
Please, please, tell me
there's another way around this.
903
00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:40,733
Wish I could.
Only way up to the exec level
904
00:45:40,735 --> 00:45:41,835
is right through there.
905
00:45:41,835 --> 00:45:44,639
I will send a fucking rocket to your house!
906
00:45:44,641 --> 00:45:46,659
I will fucking bury you, motherfucker!
907
00:45:50,387 --> 00:45:52,349
- We should get weapons.
- Yeah.
908
00:46:01,992 --> 00:46:04,804
Hey, Des,
this is just like your video game.
909
00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:06,585
Grabbing stuff from the aisles.
910
00:46:06,588 --> 00:46:08,675
Except this is duct tape,
not cookies, obviously.
911
00:46:10,418 --> 00:46:11,528
Des, are you making a video game?
912
00:46:13,271 --> 00:46:14,369
Yeah, but it's no big deal.
913
00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:16,277
Just a side thing, a hobby.
914
00:46:17,253 --> 00:46:19,023
Why didn't you tell me?
915
00:46:19,025 --> 00:46:20,155
'Cause it's silly.
916
00:46:21,974 --> 00:46:23,054
I think it sounds cool.
917
00:46:23,056 --> 00:46:24,818
It's super cool.
918
00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,619
I got a plan.
919
00:46:29,577 --> 00:46:30,572
Cool.
920
00:46:44,925 --> 00:46:46,916
Just so we're clear, my principles still hold.
921
00:46:46,918 --> 00:46:48,887
I'm not committing any acts of violence.
922
00:46:48,889 --> 00:46:50,650
Dude, we're about to go into battle.
923
00:46:50,652 --> 00:46:51,713
Why'd you even put that on?
924
00:46:51,715 --> 00:46:53,666
- Everybody else was doing it.
- Okay,
925
00:46:53,668 --> 00:46:55,532
you can push Samatha, so Lentworth and I
926
00:46:55,534 --> 00:46:57,333
can commit some acts of violence.
927
00:46:57,335 --> 00:46:58,358
That sounds good. Here, take these.
928
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:00,253
You know, I'm not really that comfy
929
00:47:00,255 --> 00:47:01,297
with the whole spearing part.
930
00:47:01,298 --> 00:47:04,065
And now I'm holding spears.
931
00:47:04,067 --> 00:47:05,079
You have to cut me loose, Des.
932
00:47:05,081 --> 00:47:06,985
And if I go full Zolt
933
00:47:06,987 --> 00:47:08,880
and I don't come back,
934
00:47:08,882 --> 00:47:09,925
kill me.
935
00:47:09,927 --> 00:47:11,724
I'm serious.
936
00:47:11,726 --> 00:47:12,739
But you have to cut me loose.
937
00:47:12,742 --> 00:47:14,548
We need all the help that we can get.
938
00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:15,592
Don't listen to her. She's a crazy witch.
939
00:47:15,594 --> 00:47:16,559
She can't be trusted.
940
00:47:16,561 --> 00:47:19,356
I'm serious about the "kill me" part, okay.
941
00:47:19,358 --> 00:47:20,429
Serious.
942
00:47:22,277 --> 00:47:23,264
Deal?
943
00:47:24,347 --> 00:47:25,293
Deal.
944
00:47:32,791 --> 00:47:35,634
You think you're a tough guy?
I'm Ammotech, you tool bag!
945
00:47:35,635 --> 00:47:37,606
Just try me, you tough guy.
I'll show you how tough.
946
00:47:37,608 --> 00:47:40,402
You ain't even fighting
in the same weight class.
947
00:47:41,418 --> 00:47:43,295
Uh, I'm gonna turn around. Anyone else?
948
00:47:51,931 --> 00:47:52,869
Hey!
949
00:47:57,715 --> 00:47:58,795
Hi, fellas.
950
00:47:58,797 --> 00:48:01,677
I know it looks
like we're rolling up on you for a fight,
951
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:03,429
but it's really not the case.
952
00:48:03,431 --> 00:48:04,425
The opposite, in fact.
953
00:48:04,427 --> 00:48:07,211
All we want to do is just go through you
954
00:48:07,213 --> 00:48:08,210
to that door over there.
955
00:48:13,179 --> 00:48:14,125
- Right, guys?
- Yeah.
956
00:48:14,126 --> 00:48:15,831
Yeah.
957
00:48:16,885 --> 00:48:17,822
So, everyone's cool?
958
00:48:18,827 --> 00:48:19,815
Yeah?
959
00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:23,519
Kill them all!
960
00:48:35,202 --> 00:48:36,972
Help me!
961
00:48:45,657 --> 00:48:47,512
Any violence is purely coincidental
962
00:48:47,514 --> 00:48:48,527
and has nothing to do with me!
963
00:49:11,423 --> 00:49:13,414
Try again, Baldy! USA!
964
00:49:13,414 --> 00:49:15,358
Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
965
00:49:20,050 --> 00:49:22,088
Please stop chasing me!
966
00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:25,755
I did not do that. That was not my fault!
967
00:49:25,757 --> 00:49:29,585
Please stop impaling yourselves!
968
00:49:34,567 --> 00:49:36,443
I hope you're not allergic!
969
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,599
- Did you drink any Zolt?
- What? No!
970
00:49:51,601 --> 00:49:52,632
We gotta get out of here.
971
00:49:52,635 --> 00:49:54,585
Whatever you do, don't drink...
972
00:49:57,422 --> 00:49:58,445
Okay. That was me.
973
00:49:58,447 --> 00:50:01,173
I'm 100 percent sure I just did that.
974
00:50:01,175 --> 00:50:02,331
- He, uh...
- I just killed someone.
975
00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:04,199
But I saved you. I saved you, right?
976
00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,164
Let's never talk about this to anyone.
977
00:50:07,858 --> 00:50:10,739
Okay. F...
978
00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:11,811
I don't feel good.
979
00:50:11,813 --> 00:50:12,751
Sam.
980
00:50:13,766 --> 00:50:14,724
Sam.
981
00:50:16,610 --> 00:50:17,643
We're gonna get you help, okay.
982
00:50:17,644 --> 00:50:19,347
Okay, almost there. Come on.
983
00:50:31,059 --> 00:50:32,753
We good?
984
00:50:33,759 --> 00:50:34,764
Okay. Come on, let's go.
985
00:50:36,717 --> 00:50:37,695
My back hurts.
986
00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:56,873
Um... sir?
987
00:50:57,831 --> 00:50:59,601
You might want to come take a look at this.
988
00:51:00,559 --> 00:51:01,516
What you got?
989
00:51:04,398 --> 00:51:05,501
Fuck me.
990
00:51:10,202 --> 00:51:13,043
Sorry, folks! No room at the inn.
991
00:51:13,045 --> 00:51:14,891
You got three seconds
992
00:51:14,893 --> 00:51:15,896
to step away from that door.
993
00:51:15,898 --> 00:51:17,869
Wait, wait, wait. Wait,
wait, wait. We're not like
994
00:51:17,871 --> 00:51:19,697
those other crazy people. We're normal.
995
00:51:20,733 --> 00:51:21,766
Oh!
996
00:51:23,711 --> 00:51:26,429
Uh, she does that sometimes.
997
00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:28,420
It's totally not a big deal.
998
00:51:28,422 --> 00:51:30,413
I have this rule about not opening the door
999
00:51:30,414 --> 00:51:32,289
for people who are armed
and covered in blood.
1000
00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:34,090
And right now, y'all look like
1001
00:51:34,092 --> 00:51:37,028
the Four Used Tampons of the Apocalypse!
1002
00:51:41,751 --> 00:51:42,764
My building!
1003
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:44,592
My rules!
1004
00:51:44,594 --> 00:51:45,610
He's not gonna let us in.
1005
00:51:53,309 --> 00:51:55,128
Uh... hi.
1006
00:52:00,978 --> 00:52:02,806
Shit.
1007
00:52:06,637 --> 00:52:07,766
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1008
00:52:09,518 --> 00:52:11,489
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1009
00:52:11,492 --> 00:52:13,289
Everybody calm down! Goddammit!
1010
00:52:13,291 --> 00:52:15,224
This is a weapons manufacturing firm!
1011
00:52:15,226 --> 00:52:17,121
Violence has no place in here!
1012
00:52:19,246 --> 00:52:21,927
You. The hell do you want?
1013
00:52:22,128 --> 00:52:23,985
We want to know what's in this Zolt shit!
1014
00:52:23,987 --> 00:52:24,925
We want to know now!
1015
00:52:25,931 --> 00:52:27,750
Oh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
1016
00:52:29,731 --> 00:52:31,503
Looks like you could use a drink.
1017
00:52:34,557 --> 00:52:36,385
I mean scotch!
1018
00:52:36,387 --> 00:52:39,277
For chrissake,
stop looking at me like I'm a monster!
1019
00:52:44,956 --> 00:52:46,045
I'll take a water, no ice.
1020
00:52:46,047 --> 00:52:48,795
Water, no ice. Okay. Who's next?
1021
00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,344
Zolt was designed for soldiers.
1022
00:52:59,347 --> 00:53:01,336
Makes them alert, focused,
1023
00:53:01,338 --> 00:53:02,315
productive.
1024
00:53:04,172 --> 00:53:05,215
But this first batch...
1025
00:53:06,155 --> 00:53:08,949
...well, shit went sideways.
1026
00:53:08,951 --> 00:53:10,855
So what's it doing in our company?
1027
00:53:10,856 --> 00:53:13,697
Well, the best I can gather is
1028
00:53:13,699 --> 00:53:15,623
the scientist under Dr. Frohm
1029
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:18,543
became disgruntled, for reasons unknown to me.
1030
00:53:18,644 --> 00:53:21,478
And as a parting "fuck you" to the company
1031
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:23,487
distributed the bad Zolt to the employees
1032
00:53:23,489 --> 00:53:26,324
and, uh, shit, here we are.
1033
00:53:28,085 --> 00:53:30,059
I'll deny all this, by the way, if deposed.
1034
00:53:31,025 --> 00:53:32,021
So what's the plan?
1035
00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,777
We're safe in here.
1036
00:53:34,778 --> 00:53:36,759
Grab a drink. Settle in.
1037
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,737
Let the, uh, infected employees
punch themselves out,
1038
00:53:39,739 --> 00:53:41,643
and then...
1039
00:53:41,643 --> 00:53:42,648
...bring in the hazmat!
1040
00:53:42,650 --> 00:53:45,472
Punch themselves out?
They're ripping each other's faces off!
1041
00:53:45,474 --> 00:53:47,360
I don't like it any more than you do, son.
1042
00:53:49,208 --> 00:53:52,117
See, this woman here, she's really,
really, really important to me.
1043
00:53:52,219 --> 00:53:54,248
And whatever's in the stuff
is destroying her piece by piece,
1044
00:53:54,248 --> 00:53:56,077
and I've got to find a way to stop it!
1045
00:53:57,045 --> 00:53:58,987
- Such as?
- Such as,
1046
00:53:58,989 --> 00:53:59,974
I don't know, an antidote?
1047
00:54:05,596 --> 00:54:07,492
Why would we make an antidote?
1048
00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:12,373
You don't make a product
and then plan on it being recalled.
1049
00:54:12,375 --> 00:54:17,065
Did we do that with land mines?
Cluster bombs? Irradiated ammo?
1050
00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:20,014
Hell, no. We just make the stuff.
1051
00:54:20,016 --> 00:54:22,762
You start thinking about
what happens afterwards,
1052
00:54:22,764 --> 00:54:24,858
next thing you know,
you're living in San Francisco,
1053
00:54:24,860 --> 00:54:26,688
singing "If I Had a Hammer,"
1054
00:54:26,690 --> 00:54:28,563
running a goddamn daisy farm!
1055
00:54:28,565 --> 00:54:30,469
- I'm not fucking around, old man.
- Whoa!
1056
00:54:30,472 --> 00:54:31,487
Whoa, whoa.
1057
00:54:32,481 --> 00:54:34,443
Well, that's very touching son,
1058
00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:37,181
but you may want to drop your hands.
1059
00:54:37,184 --> 00:54:39,172
This thumbprint is the only way
1060
00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:41,164
that safety seal gets lifted.
1061
00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:44,842
And since y'all are relying on me
1062
00:54:44,844 --> 00:54:46,757
to get you out of this mess,
1063
00:54:46,759 --> 00:54:49,574
I suggest you start acting like a team player.
1064
00:54:53,547 --> 00:54:54,561
There we go.
1065
00:54:55,530 --> 00:54:57,422
You want to talk to the man that made the stuff?
1066
00:54:57,425 --> 00:54:59,291
That's Dr. Frohm.
1067
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:02,039
But good luck getting down
to his office right now.
1068
00:55:03,065 --> 00:55:05,074
Oh, Christ!
1069
00:55:05,175 --> 00:55:08,019
Why is the fucking regional manager here?
1070
00:55:08,909 --> 00:55:09,885
Mother...
1071
00:55:09,887 --> 00:55:10,929
Shit.
1072
00:55:13,822 --> 00:55:16,684
What the hell do you want, buddy boy?
1073
00:55:18,465 --> 00:55:20,389
Hello, Franklin.
1074
00:55:20,389 --> 00:55:23,298
My team and I are looking
to do some aggressive expansion,
1075
00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:26,056
so I'm going to need you
to rescind the safety seal
1076
00:55:26,059 --> 00:55:28,097
around the building.
1077
00:55:29,936 --> 00:55:31,909
Rescind the seal.
1078
00:55:32,972 --> 00:55:35,717
Only thing I'm rescinding
is the part of your contract
1079
00:55:35,719 --> 00:55:37,652
where it says I can't take out my dick
1080
00:55:37,653 --> 00:55:40,411
and whip you with it
like a stagecoach driver.
1081
00:55:41,465 --> 00:55:43,358
Yes, I thought you might say that.
1082
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:46,211
I also thought you might like
to keep the thumb on your left hand
1083
00:55:46,213 --> 00:55:48,251
as well as your worthless fucking life,
1084
00:55:48,253 --> 00:55:50,159
so I'm giving you ten seconds to comply.
1085
00:55:51,164 --> 00:55:53,900
Well, good luck getting in here, pal.
1086
00:55:55,740 --> 00:55:58,630
My doors are two-inch thick titanium
1087
00:55:58,632 --> 00:55:59,771
steel-tempered alloy
1088
00:55:59,771 --> 00:56:01,637
with retinal scanners
1089
00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:04,528
and a voice-print security ID system
1090
00:56:04,530 --> 00:56:07,375
designed by the top engineers in Sweden!
1091
00:56:08,266 --> 00:56:09,231
Motherfucker.
1092
00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:11,061
And what about the walls?
1093
00:56:14,996 --> 00:56:16,842
Say again?
1094
00:56:16,844 --> 00:56:19,686
You know... the walls?
1095
00:56:19,688 --> 00:56:21,764
Are they two-inch thick
titanium made in Sweden?
1096
00:56:21,766 --> 00:56:23,708
Or, as I recall from the purchase orders,
1097
00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:26,398
made by an underpaid subcontractor
1098
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,461
who skimped on building materials
1099
00:56:27,463 --> 00:56:28,487
so he could make a few bucks.
1100
00:56:33,161 --> 00:56:36,043
See you in a few minutes... buddy boy.
1101
00:56:39,891 --> 00:56:40,849
What the fuck was that?
1102
00:56:41,835 --> 00:56:42,831
Get your ass out there.
1103
00:56:47,460 --> 00:56:49,900
Shit, y'all look in here.
I got shells everywhere.
1104
00:56:49,923 --> 00:56:52,262
Just... gotta get the goddamn keys.
1105
00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:54,539
Come on, Sam.
1106
00:56:55,059 --> 00:56:56,500
Fuck! Fuck!
1107
00:56:57,135 --> 00:56:57,940
Stay put, okay.
1108
00:56:58,512 --> 00:57:00,409
All right, here we go. Here we go.
1109
00:57:07,159 --> 00:57:08,152
Shit.
1110
00:57:08,155 --> 00:57:10,070
Come on, come on.
1111
00:57:11,018 --> 00:57:12,836
Come on.
1112
00:57:20,612 --> 00:57:22,554
Hey, Mo, can you give me a hand?
1113
00:57:22,556 --> 00:57:24,452
I don't know who I am anymore.
1114
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:31,009
Hey, Mo, don't do this. We need you.
1115
00:57:31,010 --> 00:57:33,086
I wall-butted an old lady.
1116
00:57:33,088 --> 00:57:34,809
Who was biting you.
1117
00:57:34,811 --> 00:57:35,987
I sprayed cleaning liquid into a man's eyes.
1118
00:57:35,989 --> 00:57:37,710
Who was attacking us.
1119
00:57:37,713 --> 00:57:40,614
I split a guy's neck open with an axe. Oh, shit.
1120
00:57:40,637 --> 00:57:43,447
I thought we agreed
we weren't gonna talk about that.
1121
00:57:43,449 --> 00:57:44,577
- I'm a monster.
- No.
1122
00:57:45,507 --> 00:57:46,619
They are monsters.
1123
00:57:46,940 --> 00:57:48,427
You are my best friend here.
1124
00:57:51,099 --> 00:57:53,659
Behind Samantha and this dude
I used to smoke weed with.
1125
00:57:54,460 --> 00:57:56,000
- Who?
- Okay,
1126
00:57:56,001 --> 00:57:57,179
you're my third best friend.
1127
00:57:57,181 --> 00:57:58,619
I'm your third best friend?
1128
00:57:59,144 --> 00:58:00,539
That's awesome.
1129
00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:02,692
Well, if you want
our third best friendship to survive,
1130
00:58:02,693 --> 00:58:03,579
I need you in the game.
1131
00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:04,559
Okay.
1132
00:58:04,583 --> 00:58:05,400
- Okay?
- Yeah.
1133
00:58:05,423 --> 00:58:07,423
So come on,
let me see your war-face, right now.
1134
00:58:07,481 --> 00:58:09,405
Let me see it. Like this. Ready?
1135
00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:13,215
Okay.
1136
00:58:16,146 --> 00:58:18,940
Okay. A bit more war-like.
1137
00:58:18,943 --> 00:58:19,539
Okay.
1138
00:58:23,806 --> 00:58:24,619
Great!
1139
00:58:25,751 --> 00:58:28,565
A for effort. Let's do this! Lentworth!
1140
00:58:31,485 --> 00:58:33,362
Lentworth, get your ass over here
and give me a hand!
1141
00:58:35,153 --> 00:58:36,110
- What was that?
- Nothing.
1142
00:58:39,108 --> 00:58:40,916
Are you drinking the...
1143
00:58:40,918 --> 00:58:41,969
- Give me the can, Lentworth.
- No, look.
1144
00:58:41,971 --> 00:58:43,760
I just gotta get my job back!
1145
00:58:43,762 --> 00:58:44,746
Are you fucking out of your mind?
1146
00:58:44,748 --> 00:58:46,420
Maybe if I'm like them, I'll fit in!
1147
00:58:47,793 --> 00:58:49,679
Help me! Lentworth's going rogue!
1148
00:58:50,664 --> 00:58:53,336
Get your ass out there!
Keep 'em outta this office!
1149
00:58:54,494 --> 00:58:56,302
Do you know how much it costs
1150
00:58:56,304 --> 00:58:58,141
to go to Nevada and get a hooker?
1151
00:58:58,143 --> 00:59:00,036
And I got a mortgage and car payments
1152
00:59:00,039 --> 00:59:01,139
- and insurance!
- Plug the wall!
1153
00:59:02,106 --> 00:59:04,833
And I'm paying 60,000 bucks a year
1154
00:59:04,835 --> 00:59:06,949
for my daughter to study pottery
at Sarah fucking Lawrence!
1155
00:59:06,952 --> 00:59:08,760
Don't do this! Don't!
1156
00:59:08,762 --> 00:59:10,742
This is not the time
for me to be looking for work!
1157
00:59:12,648 --> 00:59:15,405
I'm one of you! I'm one of you!
1158
00:59:15,407 --> 00:59:16,362
Whoa!
1159
00:59:23,028 --> 00:59:24,072
All right, you motherfuckers.
1160
00:59:26,907 --> 00:59:29,786
- Come on, Mo.
- You can run, but you can't hide.
1161
00:59:29,789 --> 00:59:31,710
Welcome to the penthouse, motherfuckers!
1162
00:59:34,661 --> 00:59:35,677
Oh, shit.
1163
00:59:41,221 --> 00:59:43,193
- Oh.
- Goddammit
1164
00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:51,907
Last opportunity to show
some collaboration, Mr. Gantt!
1165
00:59:54,673 --> 00:59:55,641
Hide behind the bush.
1166
01:00:03,244 --> 01:00:04,342
Bring me his thumb.
1167
01:00:10,012 --> 01:00:11,976
Which one of you fucks wants a taste?
1168
01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:25,409
Piss off!
1169
01:00:29,202 --> 01:00:31,056
Yeah, run, you sissy little fuckers.
1170
01:00:31,059 --> 01:00:32,054
A little help here?
1171
01:00:36,755 --> 01:00:39,702
All y'all are fucking fired!
1172
01:00:41,668 --> 01:00:44,501
Goddammit! You cut off my goddamn hand.
1173
01:00:45,422 --> 01:00:46,532
Goddamn.
1174
01:00:48,275 --> 01:00:52,181
This is a real nice office, Mr. Gantt.
1175
01:00:53,130 --> 01:00:55,925
Ah. I gotta get me one of these.
1176
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,815
I can't die like this.
1177
01:00:58,817 --> 01:01:00,882
I'm a goddamn war hero!
1178
01:01:01,085 --> 01:01:02,989
You never set foot in Iraq!
1179
01:01:02,990 --> 01:01:05,659
- I served!
- In Thailand!
1180
01:01:05,661 --> 01:01:06,693
Irrelevant!
1181
01:01:06,695 --> 01:01:08,608
Hope you enjoyed the ladyboys.
1182
01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:12,505
Kill them.
1183
01:01:12,507 --> 01:01:13,485
Whoa! Whoa!
1184
01:01:14,590 --> 01:01:17,297
You got what you wanted.
The company's yours.
1185
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,242
Now, let us walk, okay.
1186
01:01:19,244 --> 01:01:21,126
We hereby tender our resignations.
1187
01:01:21,128 --> 01:01:22,952
I think I speak for all of us when I say
1188
01:01:22,954 --> 01:01:25,855
we really don't want
to work for you anymore.
1189
01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:27,864
Oh, everyone's
going to be working for me, Desmond.
1190
01:01:27,867 --> 01:01:29,798
- What?
- Do you think
1191
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:33,447
this pissant little bullet factory
is my endgame?
1192
01:01:33,449 --> 01:01:34,585
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1193
01:01:34,588 --> 01:01:39,277
I've got my sights set
on much, much bigger things.
1194
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,278
So what, you're going to become
1195
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,166
regional manager of the world?
1196
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,030
You know, I do like the sound of that.
1197
01:01:51,699 --> 01:01:52,646
Excellent.
1198
01:01:53,719 --> 01:01:55,528
Deliver their heads to me!
1199
01:02:04,251 --> 01:02:06,050
Back the fuck up!
1200
01:02:06,052 --> 01:02:08,061
First one to come cops a bullet to the face.
1201
01:02:08,063 --> 01:02:09,851
There's 20 of them.
1202
01:02:09,853 --> 01:02:10,932
There's only one shell left in that gun,
1203
01:02:10,934 --> 01:02:12,753
and there's six of us!
1204
01:02:14,708 --> 01:02:15,769
Then I guess I'm gonna need more ammo.
1205
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:29,146
Holy shit,
that's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
1206
01:02:31,971 --> 01:02:33,903
Oh, God.
1207
01:02:33,905 --> 01:02:34,927
Sam.
1208
01:02:34,929 --> 01:02:36,757
Just hang in there.
1209
01:02:37,782 --> 01:02:39,648
I don't feel well.
1210
01:02:39,650 --> 01:02:41,487
Sam? Hey.
1211
01:02:41,489 --> 01:02:43,480
Come on, guys.
1212
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,231
You have to kill me.
1213
01:02:47,233 --> 01:02:49,197
You're gonna make it, okay.
Just hang in there.
1214
01:02:50,211 --> 01:02:52,001
I'm gonna to get you help, okay. Trust me.
1215
01:02:53,083 --> 01:02:54,012
Sam?
1216
01:02:56,847 --> 01:02:57,804
Samantha?
1217
01:02:59,728 --> 01:03:00,657
Samantha.
1218
01:03:25,505 --> 01:03:26,614
Well.
1219
01:03:26,615 --> 01:03:28,452
Thank you, Mr. Gantt.
1220
01:03:34,284 --> 01:03:37,931
Attention, all remaining Ammotech employees.
1221
01:03:37,934 --> 01:03:40,998
We are now going into Stage Three:
1222
01:03:41,945 --> 01:03:45,668
Distribution! Total saturation of all markets!
1223
01:03:45,670 --> 01:03:48,541
Local, regional,
1224
01:03:48,543 --> 01:03:51,338
national, and global!
1225
01:04:01,657 --> 01:04:03,467
Hey. Hey!
1226
01:04:04,597 --> 01:04:06,512
Oh, Jesus Christ, Samantha. Here.
1227
01:04:11,309 --> 01:04:13,077
What the fuck did you do?
1228
01:04:13,079 --> 01:04:14,159
Damn it!
1229
01:04:14,161 --> 01:04:16,074
No! I didn't do anything.
1230
01:04:16,077 --> 01:04:17,827
I did not do anything.
1231
01:04:17,829 --> 01:04:20,804
It was not supposed to be
administered to employees, okay.
1232
01:04:20,806 --> 01:04:24,548
But that little shit of a doctor,
1233
01:04:24,550 --> 01:04:27,478
he thinks that I screwed him
out of credit on the experiment.
1234
01:04:27,481 --> 01:04:30,313
- Did you?
- Well, yes, of course I did!
1235
01:04:30,315 --> 01:04:32,400
But, like, take me to court, file a grievance,
1236
01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:35,244
like, go through the normal channels
on that shit.
1237
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:38,300
Don't hand out weaponized soft drinks
to your colleagues!
1238
01:04:38,989 --> 01:04:40,989
Christ, I mean, that's out of line.
1239
01:04:40,990 --> 01:04:42,914
Don't even try to lay it off on that nerd.
1240
01:04:42,916 --> 01:04:44,639
This is your fault!
1241
01:04:45,635 --> 01:04:47,643
My fault? Really?
1242
01:04:47,646 --> 01:04:49,427
Are you sure about that, Desmond?
1243
01:04:52,510 --> 01:04:57,074
This is the purchase order
for my boron silicate hydroxide,
1244
01:04:57,077 --> 01:04:58,186
which I have been trying
to put through your department
1245
01:04:58,188 --> 01:05:00,101
for the better part of a month.
1246
01:05:00,103 --> 01:05:02,400
Which, coincidentally,
I found in the trash can
1247
01:05:02,489 --> 01:05:03,521
outside my office this morning.
1248
01:05:03,523 --> 01:05:04,527
So what are you saying?
1249
01:05:04,528 --> 01:05:06,260
I'm saying...
1250
01:05:06,262 --> 01:05:08,184
we tested the formula, it worked fine,
1251
01:05:08,186 --> 01:05:09,286
but because we were on a deadline,
1252
01:05:09,288 --> 01:05:11,996
but we didn't have the right compounds now,
1253
01:05:11,996 --> 01:05:13,911
and we had to make...
1254
01:05:13,911 --> 01:05:14,992
we had to make do.
1255
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:16,898
Make do?
1256
01:05:16,900 --> 01:05:18,842
With replacement chemicals.
1257
01:05:18,844 --> 01:05:20,784
That have a bit of a nasty side effect.
1258
01:05:20,786 --> 01:05:22,731
How do we undo it?
That's all I want to hear out of you.
1259
01:05:28,331 --> 01:05:31,193
So, good news is,
she didn't ingest enough of it
1260
01:05:31,195 --> 01:05:32,266
to have it take full effect.
1261
01:05:32,268 --> 01:05:34,036
If she he still has enough unaffected,
1262
01:05:34,039 --> 01:05:35,157
then I might be able to bring her back.
1263
01:05:35,159 --> 01:05:37,025
What about everyone else?
1264
01:05:37,027 --> 01:05:39,840
Oh, the people who consumed the full dosage?
1265
01:05:39,842 --> 01:05:41,773
- Yeah.
- You should forget about them.
1266
01:05:41,775 --> 01:05:42,807
They're dead. Their frontal lobe
1267
01:05:42,809 --> 01:05:45,507
looks like Octomom's vagina at this point.
1268
01:05:45,510 --> 01:05:47,605
Bad news is,
her higher motor functions are going
1269
01:05:47,606 --> 01:05:49,481
to continue to shut down,
1270
01:05:49,483 --> 01:05:53,215
and in about 30 minutes,
without the right antidote,
1271
01:05:53,217 --> 01:05:56,061
um... we might not be able
to bring her back.
1272
01:05:57,190 --> 01:05:58,943
What do you need to make a cure?
1273
01:06:00,954 --> 01:06:02,954
Okay. There it is.
1274
01:06:02,956 --> 01:06:05,625
One vial will do it,
but the more the better.
1275
01:06:05,626 --> 01:06:07,664
With that, I might be able
1276
01:06:07,666 --> 01:06:10,469
to rig a formula to reverse the effects.
1277
01:06:10,472 --> 01:06:12,385
But I don't know. The clock's ticking.
1278
01:06:12,387 --> 01:06:14,398
So all we have to do is go in there and get it.
1279
01:06:18,065 --> 01:06:21,021
In there, yeah. Basically.
1280
01:06:21,023 --> 01:06:23,858
My God, he's got the whole place
running like clockwork.
1281
01:06:24,862 --> 01:06:26,902
Back in 30 minutes. Fucknuts. Come on.
1282
01:06:29,670 --> 01:06:31,547
Wait, you two are gonna take them all on?
1283
01:06:32,514 --> 01:06:34,369
That's great. We're all gonna die.
1284
01:06:34,371 --> 01:06:35,396
I can hear you.
1285
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,693
It is true that there is no "I" in team.
1286
01:07:36,695 --> 01:07:39,489
However, there is an "I" in win.
1287
01:07:39,490 --> 01:07:40,552
We are only as strong
1288
01:07:40,554 --> 01:07:43,309
as the weakest link in our chain.
1289
01:07:43,311 --> 01:07:44,324
Oh, shit.
1290
01:07:44,326 --> 01:07:46,173
Oh, Ralph.
1291
01:07:47,295 --> 01:07:50,059
So destroy the weakest link.
1292
01:07:50,061 --> 01:07:52,072
No, wait. No, no.
1293
01:07:56,755 --> 01:08:00,525
If I ever get out of here,
I'm definitely gonna go see a therapist.
1294
01:08:00,527 --> 01:08:01,523
There it is.
1295
01:08:02,471 --> 01:08:04,423
This might be slightly more difficult
than I imagined.
1296
01:08:11,213 --> 01:08:14,036
Mr. Brimble and Mr. Haryana,
1297
01:08:14,038 --> 01:08:15,088
hello.
1298
01:08:15,090 --> 01:08:18,717
Might I suggest the next time
you try to sneak up on someone,
1299
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:22,559
you do it in a place without security cameras.
1300
01:08:23,525 --> 01:08:26,453
All personnel, please report
to Section A-2. Thank you.
1301
01:08:26,456 --> 01:08:27,449
- Shit.
- Shit!
1302
01:08:29,462 --> 01:08:31,262
Shit, shit, shit.
1303
01:08:35,189 --> 01:08:36,970
Come on. Fuck!
1304
01:08:40,934 --> 01:08:42,846
Step on it. Step on it.
1305
01:08:42,849 --> 01:08:45,576
You're obsessed with this landmine bullshit.
1306
01:08:45,578 --> 01:08:46,561
And it's not gonna work!
1307
01:08:52,222 --> 01:08:54,184
Oh, I like my steak well-done!
1308
01:08:54,185 --> 01:08:56,136
And that's how I like my co-workers!
1309
01:08:58,972 --> 01:08:59,997
I hate you all!
1310
01:09:03,770 --> 01:09:04,850
This was poorly planned.
1311
01:09:04,851 --> 01:09:07,359
I'm just kidding! You guys are like family.
1312
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,420
Let's go. Quick.
1313
01:09:09,457 --> 01:09:10,529
Have a blessed day!
1314
01:09:59,342 --> 01:10:01,198
Battle mode!
1315
01:10:14,587 --> 01:10:15,534
Duck!
1316
01:10:33,832 --> 01:10:34,828
Hang on!
1317
01:10:37,711 --> 01:10:38,697
Let's go. Let's go!
1318
01:10:48,243 --> 01:10:50,033
Okay. Hold these.
1319
01:10:58,613 --> 01:11:00,729
Yes. Hey, Mo! I got it.
1320
01:11:03,563 --> 01:11:04,501
Desmond!
1321
01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:07,393
Shit.
1322
01:11:15,277 --> 01:11:19,020
Mr. Brimble! Since you continue
to prove yourself incapable
1323
01:11:19,135 --> 01:11:21,050
of fitting in with Ammotech culture...
1324
01:11:22,036 --> 01:11:24,019
now you die.
1325
01:11:26,747 --> 01:11:27,810
Are you kidding me?
1326
01:11:29,783 --> 01:11:31,612
Run!
1327
01:11:34,521 --> 01:11:36,474
Oh. Oh. Oh.
1328
01:11:36,475 --> 01:11:38,304
What the hell is he wearing?
1329
01:11:46,088 --> 01:11:47,801
Hey, Mo!
1330
01:11:48,779 --> 01:11:49,717
Catch!
1331
01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:53,002
Get it to Sam.
1332
01:11:53,005 --> 01:11:54,028
No, you can't stay here!
1333
01:11:54,029 --> 01:11:55,818
If we both run, he'll catch us,
1334
01:11:55,819 --> 01:11:56,909
but not if I keep his ass busy.
1335
01:11:56,912 --> 01:11:58,835
And besides, it's my fault.
1336
01:11:58,836 --> 01:12:00,769
- Someone's got to take responsibility...
- No, no, no, you convinced me.
1337
01:12:00,770 --> 01:12:02,606
I'm going.
1338
01:12:02,609 --> 01:12:04,484
It's been an honor
sharing a cubicle with you.
1339
01:12:04,485 --> 01:12:05,546
You too, buddy.
1340
01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:13,055
Hey, boss!
1341
01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:15,104
Mr. Brimble!
1342
01:12:17,881 --> 01:12:18,942
So glad to see you finally taking
1343
01:12:18,944 --> 01:12:20,868
some initiative today, Desmond.
1344
01:12:23,587 --> 01:12:25,588
It's almost a shame that I have to kill you.
1345
01:12:37,117 --> 01:12:38,936
What's up, playa!
1346
01:12:44,787 --> 01:12:46,537
Look at this shit. You're just gonna
1347
01:12:46,538 --> 01:12:48,578
let me beat your ass to death right now,
aren't you?
1348
01:12:51,306 --> 01:12:53,279
Guess what? I can roll with that, bro.
1349
01:12:54,351 --> 01:12:56,179
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!
1350
01:12:56,180 --> 01:12:57,194
You want some more?
1351
01:12:57,195 --> 01:12:59,033
Oh, come here, I got something for you.
1352
01:13:00,997 --> 01:13:02,833
This is exhausting.
1353
01:13:02,836 --> 01:13:03,896
You want more? Okay, I got more.
1354
01:13:03,899 --> 01:13:06,682
I got more. More for you, right here.
1355
01:13:07,729 --> 01:13:10,502
Welcome to America!
1356
01:13:10,505 --> 01:13:12,371
Land of the free, bitch!
1357
01:13:12,372 --> 01:13:13,340
Come here!
1358
01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:20,117
Marcus, because of your racism,
1359
01:13:20,118 --> 01:13:23,055
your thuggishness, and your complete inability
1360
01:13:23,057 --> 01:13:25,019
to call me by the right fucking name,
1361
01:13:25,020 --> 01:13:27,777
I hereby sentence you
1362
01:13:27,779 --> 01:13:28,859
to a lot of fucking pain.
1363
01:13:35,372 --> 01:13:36,386
Is that all you got?
1364
01:13:47,828 --> 01:13:49,885
That was my war-face, motherfucker!
1365
01:14:00,286 --> 01:14:03,155
Oh, looks like someone wants overtime.
1366
01:14:03,158 --> 01:14:06,125
I'll give you fucking overtime!
Come on! Come on!
1367
01:14:06,127 --> 01:14:07,083
Huh?!
1368
01:14:13,671 --> 01:14:15,729
Over here, minions!
1369
01:14:35,742 --> 01:14:36,832
Hey, Nusbaum!
1370
01:14:37,134 --> 01:14:38,961
Guess who's been stealing
hundreds of dollars' worth
1371
01:14:38,962 --> 01:14:41,795
of company office supplies
since the day he started?
1372
01:15:06,653 --> 01:15:09,572
And in the past 16 months, I've done...
1373
01:15:09,573 --> 01:15:12,520
maybe six weeks' worth of actual work. Tops.
1374
01:15:12,523 --> 01:15:15,354
You've been paying me
mostly to get high and work on my video game.
1375
01:15:15,356 --> 01:15:16,369
So, thank you.
1376
01:15:22,882 --> 01:15:23,984
I guess it's time for my exit interview.
1377
01:15:26,913 --> 01:15:28,837
You've always been impeccably bad
1378
01:15:28,838 --> 01:15:32,563
at reading the instructions,
haven't you, Desmond?
1379
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:35,386
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1380
01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:37,466
Fuck instructions.
1381
01:15:50,832 --> 01:15:52,594
Bring it, Anusbaum!
1382
01:16:06,180 --> 01:16:08,046
Brimble, help me.
1383
01:16:15,631 --> 01:16:16,627
No! No!
1384
01:16:17,613 --> 01:16:18,551
Not now!
1385
01:16:21,395 --> 01:16:24,381
Hello, Marcus. So good to see you.
1386
01:16:24,382 --> 01:16:26,114
Oh! Wait, wait.
1387
01:16:26,115 --> 01:16:29,064
Oh! I'm gonna tell my uncle!
1388
01:16:29,065 --> 01:16:31,898
Teamwork makes the dream work!
1389
01:16:41,512 --> 01:16:42,470
Shit!
1390
01:16:43,485 --> 01:16:45,409
Samantha! Sam!
1391
01:16:47,229 --> 01:16:49,208
- Are you okay now, or...
- No!
1392
01:16:49,211 --> 01:16:51,095
- Oh, shit!
- I'm just kidding, I'm fine.
1393
01:16:51,097 --> 01:16:52,149
Really. Mo gave me the antidote.
1394
01:16:52,150 --> 01:16:53,891
Should we get the fuck outta here?
1395
01:16:53,894 --> 01:16:54,926
That's funny, the noise you just made,
1396
01:16:54,927 --> 01:16:55,912
you were all like...
1397
01:17:00,547 --> 01:17:01,627
Here, take this.
1398
01:17:01,630 --> 01:17:02,654
Yeah. Let's go.
1399
01:17:05,488 --> 01:17:08,417
Spread the C-4 out.
I'll blow it when he comes through.
1400
01:17:08,418 --> 01:17:11,270
Mo, over here. Come on. Hurry up.
1401
01:17:11,271 --> 01:17:12,220
He's coming.
1402
01:17:15,944 --> 01:17:18,788
- Okay, come on. Come on.
- Oh, shit.
1403
01:17:26,534 --> 01:17:27,530
Okay, come on. Let's go.
1404
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,145
Oh, shit.
1405
01:17:34,069 --> 01:17:35,140
I hate this guy.
1406
01:17:35,143 --> 01:17:38,979
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
1407
01:17:38,981 --> 01:17:40,801
There is no way out.
1408
01:17:42,764 --> 01:17:43,779
Mo, give me the triggers.
1409
01:17:49,390 --> 01:17:50,414
Hey, Nusbaum!
1410
01:17:56,082 --> 01:17:57,068
I quit.
1411
01:18:00,918 --> 01:18:01,520
Oh, shit.
1412
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:04,039
Did either of you put detonators into the C-4?
1413
01:18:04,395 --> 01:18:07,125
Why doesn't anybody tell me these things?
1414
01:18:12,055 --> 01:18:13,003
Desmond!
1415
01:18:14,918 --> 01:18:17,809
- You fail to realize...
- Move!
1416
01:18:17,810 --> 01:18:18,759
that I...
1417
01:18:19,716 --> 01:18:21,686
am too big...
1418
01:18:21,689 --> 01:18:24,369
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on!
- ...to fail!
1419
01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:53,113
Holy moley.
1420
01:18:56,121 --> 01:18:57,881
Fuck you.
1421
01:19:02,650 --> 01:19:04,699
Oh!
1422
01:19:07,524 --> 01:19:09,439
Well, you were finally on time for something.
1423
01:19:10,453 --> 01:19:12,378
I finally had something to be on time for.
1424
01:19:14,323 --> 01:19:16,082
Oh, don't.
1425
01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:17,079
Please don't.
1426
01:19:19,014 --> 01:19:20,104
Okay, that's happening.
1427
01:19:20,105 --> 01:19:21,828
So I'm just gonna...
1428
01:19:21,829 --> 01:19:22,918
Oh, okay.
1429
01:19:22,921 --> 01:19:24,891
Okay, I... I-I'll just be back here,
1430
01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:26,742
throwing up in my hands.
1431
01:19:40,032 --> 01:19:41,935
Don't make me wait another 15 years
1432
01:19:41,936 --> 01:19:43,850
before you do that again.
1433
01:19:43,851 --> 01:19:44,828
Deal.
1434
01:19:46,725 --> 01:19:49,653
And why did you show Mo your video game
and not me?
1435
01:19:49,654 --> 01:19:50,668
Because Mo's a nerd.
1436
01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:53,502
- I'm a nerd.
- Okay.
1437
01:19:53,503 --> 01:19:54,489
Check it out.
1438
01:20:06,890 --> 01:20:08,792
- It's so...
- Silly.
1439
01:20:08,795 --> 01:20:09,780
You.
1440
01:20:10,833 --> 01:20:13,648
Ah. Oh, that feels so good.
1441
01:20:13,649 --> 01:20:16,560
Oh! You guys have got to try this. Oh.
1442
01:20:33,034 --> 01:20:37,823
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