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[Crickets Chirping, Animal Howls]
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♪
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[Indistinct Whispering]
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[Hissing, Snarling]
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♪
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[Door Opens]
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♪
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[Sighs]
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[Hissing]
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Ahh!
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[Growling]
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[Whimpers]
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Aah!
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[Grunts]
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[Groans]
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♪
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Aah!
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♪
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- Synced and corrected by hawken45 -
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[Birds Chirping]
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[Sighs]
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Huh. Uh.
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[Puzzle Pieces Clatter]
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She won't care.
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Oh.
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Are you kidding me?
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- [Jar Clatters]
- I wish I was dead.
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[Sighs]
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[Knock On Door]
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[Groans]
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Oh. Hello.
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Is this the, um, Miller residence?
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Ah.
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You're just in time.
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I'm leaving.
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[Lock Clicks]
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What are you, a Jehovah's Witness?
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Well, God's dead, so hit the bricks.
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Uh, I'd like to speak to Mrs. Miller.
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She's in heaven. [Chuckles]
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How can you believe in
heaven and not in God?
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I believe in McDonald's,
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but I know damn sure
Ronald ain't for real.
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But if Mrs. Miller passed away...
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what's fighting the
demons of Willard's Mill?
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Oh, get in the God damn car.
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EVIE: No, sweetie.
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Because you won't have
midriff until you're 21.
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That's why you can't wear it. Okay.
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Love you, too. Bye.
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Go, uh... Go ahead.
Tell her what you told me.
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My name's Andrew Barton.
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I'm from Putney, Vermont.
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Huh! Figures.
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I'm researching for a book on
the history of Willard's Mill.
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I know about the witch
burnings and Constable Eccles
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and the curse on the
sheriffs of this town.
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[Laughs] See?
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Cuckoo bananas. Nerd.
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You know, "Nerd" isn't really
the insult it used to be.
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Uh, yeah, right.
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Look, there's just too
little carnage in this town
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for so much demonic infestation.
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Someone's been fighting
the demons of Willard's Mill,
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and I think that person is your wife...
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Claire Miller.
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Evie, watch this...
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You, sir, are a nerd.
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The guy's bulletproof.
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[Clears Throat]
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What he's saying is that you
seem like a very nice man,
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you know, but I think maybe
you spent a little too much time
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on the old Internet.
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I search purchases for
books on the occult...
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Sumerian artifacts, weaponry.
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Who in a town like this
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would want to amass such an armory?
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♪
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Apparently, someone named Claire Miller.
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♪
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Well...
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Claire Miller is no longer with us.
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So...
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Then who?
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♪
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[Door Creaks]
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My puzzle!
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[Cellphone Rings]
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♪
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[Cellphone Beeps]
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Hello?
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You what?
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Your... your puzzle.
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No, I-I didn't...
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Oh.
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- Sweetheart, calm down. I, uh...
- Stan's daughter.
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Oh. Stan has a daughter?
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You know, actually... calm down.
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I... I'm pretty sure
I know what happened.
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W-When I left the house,
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I spotted an owl who was flying around,
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and he's the one who probably
tore your puzzle apart.
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You know how owls just...
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They can't abide puzzles, sweetheart.
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They... They hate 'em...
it pushes all their buttons.
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It's all over the nature channels.
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I tell you what you do,
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if this would be any relief,
Google "owl puzzles."
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Yeah. That'll do the trick.
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Go get 'em. Okay. Bye.
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[Cellphone Beeps]
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♪
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[Hissing]
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[Snarling]
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♪
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[Snarling]
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[Hiss]
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ANDREW: No!
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No! No, no, no!
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No! No!
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[Gurgling]
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[Screams]
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It's so kind of you
to take me in like this.
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I really would have been
fine in the hospital.
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That's what I said. Thank her.
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Oh, no.
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I wasn't gonna let you stay
in that gross, old hospital.
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I found you, which makes
you my responsibility.
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Hey. Sorry to just barge in like this.
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Are you really?
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Meh.
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Andrew, I need to ask you
a few more questions
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about that thing you say attacked you.
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"Thing"?
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I never said a "thing" attacked me.
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I said a demon attacked me.
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Why are you still acting
like this is a secret?
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I know what's going on.
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Oh, we can make a dump cake.
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Okay, Andrew...
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I thought Denise took over
for Claire when she died...
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but no way.
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That leaves the two of you.
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I think it's time we
all came clean, yeah?
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Mr. Miller... your wife assembled
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an armory of weapons information.
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Show me where it is.
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Stan?
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Evie, the guy looks like popcorn
and he smells like cod,
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and now he won't clam.
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Give me a break.
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I swear to God...
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[Sighs]
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[Door Creaks]
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There you go.
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Oh, my God.
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♪
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There! That's it.
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That's the thing that attacked me!
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But how do we kill it?
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How do we read this stuff?
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[Whistles]
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Let me see tha...
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Uh, uh, uh... This is my wife's.
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Oh, sorry.
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Back off.
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Huh.
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It says...
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you kill it by cutting its head off
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with... with that thing.
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This one?
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♪
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Gee, who'd have thought cuttin'
its head off would kill it?
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♪
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Well, it looks like you guys
got this under control.
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I'm out of here.
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What?
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No. You have to come.
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No, I don't.
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It's all good.
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♪
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Now, Stan, are you sure...
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Bye. Okay.
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What are you doing?
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Turning this cake into a
puzzle that's made of cake...
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That's a puzzle that's made of cake.
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Sweetheart, come with me, will ya?
I, uh... I need your help.
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Can I bring my cake?
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Absolutely.
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Come on.
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Yes!
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[Engine Shuts Off]
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EVIE: Well, I had kind of a bad
experience here the last time.
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Is this where you were married?
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[Laughs Sarcastically] Very funny.
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[Flashlight Clicks]
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[Groans]
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Great.
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On this spot in 1919,
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Father Charles Milton was killed.
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Milton knew about Eccles and his plan...
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to found a colony of witches
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and turn Willard's Mill into a portal
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from the Land of Shadows
to the Land of Light.
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Milton tried to stop it
but didn't get very far.
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If you read the reports of his death,
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it's obvious he was
killed by the very demon
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we're seeking to destroy.
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Yeah. Okay.
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And what makes you so sure
it's down here?
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[Laughs]
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Trust me.
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[Gurgling]
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Oh, shit.
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Aah!
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ANDREW: "Come into my parlor,"
said the spider to fly.
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"Tis the prettiest little
parlor that you ever did spy."
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[Groans]
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God, really?!
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[Laughs]
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- [Singsong Voice] Evie...
- [Grunts]
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We're going away now.
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[Laughs]
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[Grunts]
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I mean, it took you long
enough to figure it out.
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Guess who attacked me, Evie?
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I did.
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[Scoffs]
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I bit the shit out of myself.
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It really hurt.
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[Laughs]
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And just like that, you gave me access
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to a room that holds more power
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than your mortal brain
could ever comprehend.
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- [Hisses]
- Aah!
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And what I will do
with that knowledge...
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That you should live to see.
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Get away from me!
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Well, then again...
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- [Laughs]
- Ugh.
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[Whimpers]
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[Howls]
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♪
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[Muffled] We don't got a lot of time.
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Pick it up, sister.
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♪
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[Normal Voice]
All right, you're all set.
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- You understand the plan?
- Yeah, I got the plan.
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Okay.
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Is there more to the plan,
or do I just sit here?
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I'm gonna go ahead go
and write it down for you.
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Okay.
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[Mirror Creaks]
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♪
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[Door Opens]
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[Door Creaks]
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Mr. Miller?
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♪
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[Door Creaks]
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What?
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No! No!
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[Groans]
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[Breathing Heavily]
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I had a feeling you'd show up.
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[Groans, Hisses]
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Where is it, Stan?
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I want the weapons!
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I want the books!
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I want that stone!
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I'm gonna go easy on ya...
[Knuckles Crack]
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'Cause you're just a little guy.
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♪
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[Breathing Heavily]
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[Hisses]
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00:14:22,793 --> 00:14:25,460
♪
278
00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:27,295
[Groans]
279
00:14:27,331 --> 00:14:29,631
Whoa.
280
00:14:29,666 --> 00:14:31,967
Wow.
281
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,835
What just happened?
282
00:14:33,870 --> 00:14:37,205
I... I was about to kick your ass!
283
00:14:38,342 --> 00:14:41,543
♪
284
00:14:41,578 --> 00:14:43,445
Where are we?
285
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,547
♪
286
00:14:45,582 --> 00:14:48,483
Huh? This heaven?
287
00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:49,818
♪
288
00:14:49,853 --> 00:14:52,821
Is Claire here?
289
00:14:52,856 --> 00:14:53,989
Oh, shit.
290
00:14:55,010 --> 00:14:56,741
Should've done my laundry.
291
00:14:56,742 --> 00:14:59,520
My shirt smells like low tide
at Asshole Beach.
292
00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:03,649
Claire hates Asshole Beach.
293
00:15:10,678 --> 00:15:12,546
[Brakes Squeal]
294
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,574
[Brakes Squeal]
295
00:15:18,536 --> 00:15:20,169
Oh.
296
00:15:41,877 --> 00:15:44,911
[Indistinct Whispering]
297
00:15:47,493 --> 00:15:50,027
STAN: Evie?
298
00:15:51,397 --> 00:15:53,697
Who are the Greek-chorus assholes?
299
00:15:55,906 --> 00:15:58,715
What, are you, dead, too?
Hey, tough guy.
300
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,290
If this is heaven... where is everybody?
301
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,058
Where's John Wayne?
Where's Frank Sinatra?
302
00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:04,427
Hey, Evie, did you hear that?
303
00:16:04,462 --> 00:16:05,761
We're gonna see Ol' Blue Eyes.
304
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,895
God damn, I hope it's a young Frank.
305
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:09,328
You're not dead yet.
306
00:16:10,548 --> 00:16:13,348
This is the Land of Shadows, Mr. Miller,
307
00:16:13,384 --> 00:16:15,690
where the victims of
Constable Eccles are brought
308
00:16:15,691 --> 00:16:18,291
until we're sent back
to the Land of Light,
309
00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:21,161
where our souls and bodies
are bound to a demon,
310
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,727
and then we're sent back
to the surface to kill,
311
00:16:24,728 --> 00:16:26,395
the way I was sent to kill you.
312
00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:28,295
Ha! How'd that work out for you?
313
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:29,430
Stan.
314
00:16:29,465 --> 00:16:30,491
Ah, I see your point.
315
00:16:30,492 --> 00:16:32,057
But I've done one better.
316
00:16:32,093 --> 00:16:33,926
I've brought you back alive...
317
00:16:33,961 --> 00:16:36,228
the last two sheriffs of Willard's Mill.
318
00:16:36,264 --> 00:16:41,233
And I'm gonna use your
lives to buy back my soul.
319
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:42,768
I should have punched you
right in the esophagus
320
00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,103
when I had a chance.
321
00:16:44,138 --> 00:16:46,272
Hey, he put me in a web...
322
00:16:46,307 --> 00:16:47,807
sticky, gross.
323
00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,875
Oh, I'd kill a rattlesnake with a rock,
324
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:51,610
but no way José on the spiders.
325
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,113
STAN: Leave a message.
326
00:16:54,148 --> 00:16:55,114
[Beep] Hey, Dad.
327
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:55,939
I know you said,
328
00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:58,538
"Go to the storage space
and then come straight home.
329
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:00,674
But then I thought,
"What if I got a tattoo?"
330
00:17:00,694 --> 00:17:01,141
[Exhales Sharply]
331
00:17:01,142 --> 00:17:02,271
Great idea, right?
332
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,139
I mean, I'm the only person
who doesn't have a tattoo,
333
00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:05,607
so then I thought Wh... [Beep]
334
00:17:05,642 --> 00:17:06,708
[Groans]
335
00:17:06,743 --> 00:17:07,809
Damn it.
336
00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:09,778
[Dialing, Ringing]
337
00:17:09,813 --> 00:17:10,779
Leave a message.
338
00:17:10,814 --> 00:17:11,780
Hey, Dad. It's Denise.
339
00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:12,389
So, I know I you said,
340
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,991
"Go to the storage unit,
and then come straight home."
341
00:17:14,026 --> 00:17:15,259
- But then I thought Wh...
- [Beeps]
342
00:17:15,294 --> 00:17:16,527
- W-what is happening?
- [Dialing]
343
00:17:16,562 --> 00:17:18,656
- [Groans]
- [Ringing]
344
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,079
Leave a message.
345
00:17:20,114 --> 00:17:21,647
Hey, Dad. It's Denise. [Chuckles]
346
00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:22,682
So, I know you said...
347
00:17:22,717 --> 00:17:25,351
♪
348
00:17:25,386 --> 00:17:26,886
ANDREW: He'll be here soon.
349
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,440
Who?
350
00:17:28,441 --> 00:17:29,473
Constable Eccles...
351
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,341
And I'll walk in the light once more.
352
00:17:34,668 --> 00:17:35,478
STAN: Hey.
353
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:37,547
Where are you assholes going?
354
00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:42,886
♪
355
00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:52,162
And then what, Andrew?
356
00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,998
What about them,
the other members of The Colony?
357
00:17:55,025 --> 00:17:57,259
Oh, they'll come after me.
358
00:17:58,570 --> 00:17:59,680
That's why the first order of business
359
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,614
will be killing your daughter
360
00:18:01,649 --> 00:18:04,783
and reclaiming the armory
that your wife assembled.
361
00:18:04,819 --> 00:18:06,852
So then once you've returned,
362
00:18:06,887 --> 00:18:10,022
you'll start hunting Eccles'
demons like we have?
363
00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:11,023
Precisely.
364
00:18:11,058 --> 00:18:13,192
Think of it... Me, the one mortal
365
00:18:13,227 --> 00:18:16,729
with the knowledge to eradicate
the vile coven of Eccles
366
00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:18,264
and his minions forever.
367
00:18:18,299 --> 00:18:20,566
What do you suppose the good people
368
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,735
of Willard's Mill will
think of me them, hmm?
369
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:23,869
Say, butch...
370
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:26,338
You might want to go ahead
and ask them yourself.
371
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:27,406
♪
372
00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:32,211
No!!
373
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:33,824
[Groans]
374
00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:41,744
♪
375
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,428
[Gasps]
376
00:18:47,695 --> 00:18:49,728
[Breathing Heavily]
377
00:18:50,874 --> 00:18:53,432
That... That just happened, right?
378
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,933
Yeah.
379
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,544
[Coughs]
380
00:18:56,545 --> 00:18:57,341
Christ.
381
00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,215
[Cellphone Chimes]
382
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,899
- [Cellphone Beeps]
- Huh.
383
00:19:02,324 --> 00:19:03,713
DENISE: Hey, Dad. I know you said,
384
00:19:03,714 --> 00:19:06,295
"Go to the storage space,
and then come straight home."
385
00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:08,463
But then I thought,
"What if I got a tattoo?"
386
00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:09,965
[Exhales Sharply] Great idea, right?
387
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,800
I mean, I'm the only person
who doesn't have a tattoo,
388
00:19:11,835 --> 00:19:12,801
so then I thought...
389
00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:15,303
- [Cellphone Beeps]
- Huh.
390
00:19:15,339 --> 00:19:16,871
My spawn.
391
00:19:18,508 --> 00:19:20,542
So, she...
392
00:19:22,012 --> 00:19:26,181
♪
393
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:44,199
[Insects Chirping]
394
00:19:44,234 --> 00:19:47,068
Andrew Barton, right there.
395
00:19:47,104 --> 00:19:48,870
I... I didn't even think
to check, you know?
396
00:19:49,748 --> 00:19:51,549
By the time I realized something,
397
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:52,907
I was in a spider web.
398
00:19:52,908 --> 00:19:53,873
Yep.
399
00:19:53,909 --> 00:19:55,475
I told you to look in the ledger.
400
00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:56,877
No, you didn't.
401
00:19:56,913 --> 00:19:59,013
- I did so.
- Stan.
402
00:19:59,048 --> 00:20:02,216
[Door Opens, Closes]
403
00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:04,652
Hey.
404
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,887
Anything interesting
happen while I was gone?
405
00:20:06,923 --> 00:20:09,557
- Not so, uh...
- Not so much, right?
406
00:20:09,592 --> 00:20:10,758
No.
407
00:20:11,104 --> 00:20:13,366
Tell you what, tomorrow,
we just go down to the storage
408
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,500
and get all your mother's stuff out.
409
00:20:17,036 --> 00:20:18,435
Oh, my God.
410
00:20:18,504 --> 00:20:21,332
I completely spaced on that.
411
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,299
I beg your pardon?
412
00:20:22,894 --> 00:20:24,434
I told you to go stra...
413
00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:26,572
I wrote it down for you,
for the love of Christ.
414
00:20:26,605 --> 00:20:28,626
- What'd you do? Where you been?
- [Sighs]
415
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,093
I-I don't know.
416
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,328
What... What's the inside scoop?
417
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,563
Maybe I was busy growing!
418
00:20:33,599 --> 00:20:35,532
Go grow in your room.
419
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,434
[Groans]
420
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,203
Single father.
421
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,772
It's all on me now.
422
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,375
God help us all.
423
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:47,744
Here, dealer's choice... Take a spin.
424
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,513
This is a big day for me.
425
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:51,367
Yeah, it is. Welcome aboard.
426
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,220
[Sighs]
427
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:02,392
♪
428
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,697
Yeah.
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