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Improved & Synced by BanglarBagh
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(PEACEFUL, ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC)
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(CHEERING)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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(THEME MUSIC)
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Hey, everybody.
I'm James Duthie.
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Yes, he is, and I'm Chad Bailey,
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the sexy roguish new face
of our parent company's effort
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to rebrand Sports Desk
for a new generation.
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Sports Desk - it's not delivery.
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It's Sports Desk.
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OK. Uh...
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We go live
to Reading, Pennsylvania.
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With the Big League
officially shut down
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thanks to the lockout,
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all eyes are on the EMHL tonight
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as the Reading Wolfdogs get set
to take on the Halifax...
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MAN: Highlanders, this season,
the big show made it to us.
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This lockout means there's gonna
be a whole bunch of big dicks
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swinging their way down
to our league.
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Play's gonna get faster,
the hits are gonna get harder,
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crowd's gonna get crowdier.
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You fucking boys
are the Light Brigade
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and you're gonna need someone
at the tip of the spear.
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- You need a captain.
- Yeah.
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He's bled blue and orange
for this team a long time.
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That's right.
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He's got that shit
that keeps him going
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long after he has any reason to.
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Let's open that up.
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- Dougie.
- (APPLAUSE)
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Time for you to put
this fucker on.
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Come on!
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PLAYER: It looks good on you!
Alright.
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PLAYER: A C! Whoo!
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(SIGHS) Thank you guys so much.
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I've never been
a captain before.
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One time, I had a dream
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that I was the captain
of a monkey ship.
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There was all these monkeys
playing around,
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laughing, having fun, singing,
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wearing little
monkey sailor hats...
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...fighting over life jackets.
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Pierce Brosnan was screaming.
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I hope one day I can be
the captain of your dreams.
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Best wishes, Doug Glatt.
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OK, yeah. Alright, good.
Well, we, uh...
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Doug, we didn't make you captain
for your speeches.
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We made you captain because...
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Because you leave it all
out there on the fucking ice.
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Ah, this sport is
everything to you, right?
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You make me proud
to own this team.
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I want you all to watch Doug
out there tonight.
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Watch him do
whatever the fuck it takes
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to get us a W.
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That said...
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Come on!
Let's get after it, boys!
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(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
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- Congrats, bud.
- Thank you, buddy.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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JAMES:Joining us
for tonight's game,
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our own Red McCauley.
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RED:Reading City Council
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spent a bunch of money
on a new jumbotron,
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and right now,
it's making everything red.
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Go, boys! Go! Let's go!
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I love this fucking game.
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Halifax and Reading.
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Here's LaFlamme dancing
with the puck.
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LaFlamme spins. He shoots.
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He hit the post!
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Now it's LaFlamme again!
He's all over the ice.
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Murphy steps into him.
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Oh! Glatt absolutely levels
Michael Murphy.
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Sorry, Mikey. (GRUNTS)
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Glatt's escorted aside by
a couple of Reading Wolfdogs.
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LaFlamme. Xavi was flattened.
That angers Glatt.
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Glatt fires a left.
He fires a right.
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- Sorry, Mikey!
- (GRUNTS)
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They're falling.
The Wolfdogs are down.
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- Sorry, Mikey?
- Shut the fuck up, Doug.
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And that is
what friends are for,
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especially when your friends
are huge Jewish guys
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named Doug Glatt.
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LaFlamme takes the puck.
He moves up the left wing.
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LaFlamme trying to go
to the outside
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as the penalties expire.
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Both sides at full strength.
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LaFlamme in behind the goal,
takes it into the corner.
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He circles, looks in front.
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Awaiting there is Glatt,
but LaFlamme holds on.
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- Jams it. He scores!
- (CHEERING)
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LaFlamme makes it 1-0
for the Halifax Highlanders.
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- Alright.
- Reunited and it feels so good.
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It's a new dawn for
the Halifax Highlanders.
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- You're like Captain America!
- Captain America.
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New owner and GM
Hyrum Cain's plan
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to win a championship
in his first season
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starts off with a bang
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as the Highlanders open
the scoring.
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(THEME MUSIC)
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JAMES: Highlanders draw
first blood at the buzzer,
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but the real story here is
the physical play.
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Doug Glatt,
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like a huge Jewish freight train,
doing what he does best.
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His tilt with Ross Rhea
still number one
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on the hockeyfights.com
All-Time Best List.
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He's already proving to be
a difference maker
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for Halifax GM and Highlanders
Hall-of-Famer Hyrum Cain.
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The other story to follow
is Hyrum's son, Anders Cain,
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who's coming off that
career-high season last year -
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80 points.
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Anders now finds himself
up against his own father's team
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in the very first game
of the season.
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Anders is the prototypical
modern-era tough guy,
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able to drop the gloves
and put up the points as well.
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Anders and Xavier LaFlamme
are perfect examples
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of the kind of
top-quality talent
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this lockout is already
providing the league.
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What a great lockout.
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No-one ever says that.
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I just did, and I'm Chad Bailey.
Sports Desk.
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It's sports at a desk,
you lunatics.
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Look at this motherfucking desk.
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I wanted to thank my big sis, Eva,
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for organising
the fuck out of this.
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(WOMEN CHEER)
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If you're gonna get shittered,
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might as well get shittered
at my place of work.
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- Place of work!
- (WOMEN CHEER)
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Place of work! Place of work!
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DOUG ON TV:..just add
some cheese in there.
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Oh, shit! There he is! Dougie!
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When it gets to
a certain length,
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I just go to the barber
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and he cuts it to the length
that I want him to cut it to.
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- Thank you.
- MARY: Attaboy, Dougie!
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But just to summarise, that's a yes
on mandatory neck guards?
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Yes. That's correct. Thank you.
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OK, now,
while we have you here,
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is there anyone back home
you'd like to give a shout-out to?
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Yes, thank you.
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I want to say hi
to my one teammate, Eva,
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who couldn't be here tonight.
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She's my teammate
that can't be here right now.
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- My wife, Eva.
- Doug with that big dick!
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That's not appropriate.
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I'll do whatever my team
needs me to do.
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MARY: Yeah, you do!
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- Whatever you need.
- (RETCHES)
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(LAUGHS)
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My beer's back.
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(RETCHES, COUGHS)
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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(SIGHS)
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(BABY COOS)
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Oh, f...
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RONNIE: Fuck's sake!
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Jesus Christ. Goddamn it!
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No-one wants to skate anymore,
is that it?
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Do you want to sit here
and breathe hard?
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Dougie, you're on.
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I want you to rough up a few of
these Reading cunts right now.
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The boys need some inspiration
and you can provide that.
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Let's go. Come on! Come on!
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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Here it comes.
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(SPECTATORS EXCLAIM)
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You wanna go?
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- (WHISTLE BLOWS)
- Come on. Come on.
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(SPECTATORS CHANT)
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Yes.
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(SQUELCHING)
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RED:Jesus Christ!
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Anders Cain with
the opening salvo.
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- Come on, come on.
- Doug Glatt is rocked!
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Cain just keeps pouncing.
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(BLOWS THUD)
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(JERSEY RIPS)(GRUNTS)
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(BLOWS CRUNCH)
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- (GRUNTS)- 'The Thug's in trouble, folks.
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)(BLOW SQUELCHES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BONES CRUNCH)(GROANS)
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What has happened
to Doug Glatt,
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the champion in so many eyes?
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(SPECTATORS CHEER)
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- You fuck!
- You popped your whole arm out.
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Fuck me.
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Did I lose?
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(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
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(CHEERING)
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(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
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Our boy's moving on
to greener pastures,
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but remember,
once a Highlander...
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- MEN: Always a Highlander!
- MAN: Fuckin' A!
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GORD: This one's for you, Dougie.
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(BAND PLAYS INTRODUCTION)
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(SINGS)♪ Oh, Dougie boy ♪
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♪ The pipes,
the pipes are calling... ♪
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Jesus Christ,
he's drunk already.
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Fuckin' right, man.
Potato fuckin' salad.
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- (BEER MAT SMACKS)
- Ow!
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You will never eat a meal
in peace.
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Animals don't eat in peace.
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Animals eat
pieces of dog shit.
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I'm not a fuckin' animal, man.
I'm a real person!
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- I got real fuckin' emotions!
- Fuck you.
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(GRUNTS)
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Ow, you fuckin' Neanderthals!
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I'm so fucking tired, Doug.
I'm not as fast as I used to be.
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I'm not as tough
as I used to be.
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MAN: Dougie!
This is all for you!
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(LAUGHTER)
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How about you?
How much recovery time?
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The doctor said that I should
never play hockey again.
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Tabarnak.
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Yeah, that's exactly
what I said.
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And we have a baby coming.
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Eva's cousin,
he's got a job opportunity
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at an insurance company.
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- I mean...
- MAN: Sing Dougie boy!
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...I got beaten.
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He beat me.
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I have to make
responsible decisions.
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(CROWD APPLAUDS, CHEERS)
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I got you. I got you.
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Stevesy, I think
I'm gonna piss myself.
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('MON PAYS NOIR' BY ROBERT COGOI)
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Hey! There's my guy.
Stay there. I'll come to you.
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- Ooh. Yeah.
- Just stand here?
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- Just, uh...
- (BOTH STAMMER)
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- I told you I'm coming to you.
- I'm Doug Glatt.
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I said I was coming to you.
I can do this.
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Prostate.
It's like a fuckin' melon.
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There we go. See?
Flat, I'm fine. It's the stairs.
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- I'm Doug Glatt.
- Yeah. Bob Forbes.
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- Ow, my arm.
- Oh, yeah. Hell of an arm.
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How excited are you right now,
huh?
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Yes. Thank you so much.
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- The windows here are great.
- Yeah.
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I'll tell you what,
you deserve 'em,
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'cause the sky is the limit
here at Cornwallis Insurance.
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- Hmm.
- You seen the commercials?
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- No.
- Oh, you should.
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They're real good. It says...
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(SINGS) "Go ahead and call us.
We're..."
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You want me to call you?
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No, I want you to
finish the song.
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- (SINGS) "Cornwallis."
- Oh.
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah. There he is.
He's going up, this guy.
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Get in there.
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It used to be a jail.
Prisoners killed themselves.
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Doug Glatt, storage room.
That's you.
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How's that feel?
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00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,244
You know,
you mentioned you play hockey.
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00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:07,913
I used to watch a lot of hockey
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00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,915
till it got too exciting
for the old ticker.
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I had a massive heart attack.
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00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,253
Yep, I am a sick man.
262
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,297
Anyway, I'm lying on
my death bed
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and that's when I got bit by
the selling insurance bug.
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00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,344
Yeah, she laid eggs
right inside of me
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and now you're here.
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- (MOANING)
- I'm allergic to eggs.
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You're an idiot.
Nobody's allergic to eggs.
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- (MOANING CONTINUES)
- Oh, Christ, this guy.
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Come on. Come on.
Come on! Come on!
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Get outta there!
Quit! Quit that!
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It's like he's showing off, huh?
Nice thick stream.
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- Yeah.
- God.
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They got a whole alley
to do that in
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and then they choose
this window to piss on.
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- God, it's like crack to them.
- It's crazy.
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They also sell crack
at that window.
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00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,496
- Oh. OK.
- Yeah. But don't worry.
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It's safe as long as
you get out by sundown.
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That's when the hand jobs start.
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What the...?
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('YOU'RE A STRANGE ANIMAL'
BY GOWAN PLAYS IN DISTANCE)
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There's a lot of cars
in our driveway.
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00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:15,063
- Aah! Surprise!
- Thank fuck!
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00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,651
I was gonna be in town anyway,
so I thought to myself,
285
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,712
wouldn't this be the perfect
opportunity to organise
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00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,197
a little something
for the two of you?
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00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,075
Oh, I am so proud of you,
Dougie.
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00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,536
You found something secure
and steady.
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00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:33,248
You see? Everything has
a time and a place.
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00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:36,209
- (CHUCKLES)
- Thanks, Mom.
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00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,337
(SIGHS) A new house, a baby.
292
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,256
I can't believe I'm gonna be
a grandmother.
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00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:43,091
If I'm being honest,
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there was a while where I never
thought it was gonna happen,
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00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,762
what with Ira being the way
he is and all.
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00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,639
- Jesus, Mom.
- Wow.
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00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,142
If it makes you feel better,
I go all kinds of ways.
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00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:54,352
- (GULPS)
- What kind of ways?
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00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,896
Well, if you get me
drunk enough,
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00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,731
I'll munch a box,
piss on an animal.
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00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:01,276
- I got all kinds of tricks.
- (PAINED GROANING)
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00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,737
Feels like my ass blew up!
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00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:07,282
Hey! There he is!
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00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,200
Nah, nah, come on.
Give me the good stuff.
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00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,744
Give me the... No, no...
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00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:13,371
- (BLUBBERS LOUDLY)
- Oh!
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00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,915
(BLUBBERS LOUDLY)
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00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:19,502
(SINGSONGS) Fuckin' mazel tov.
Mazel tov. In your ass.
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00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,046
Oh, excuse me!
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00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,882
- I didn't...
- Oh, fuck.
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00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,943
Sorry, I was just pretending
to butt-fuck my friend.
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00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,486
I don't think we've been
properly introduced.
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00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,055
I'm Patrick Hoolihan.
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00:15:30,221 --> 00:15:31,765
We've met, you idiot.
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00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,851
You wouldn't stop hitting on me
at Doug and Eva's wedding.
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00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,812
Then you fell asleep
and pissed yourself.
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00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,523
- Nice. Represent.
- MARY: Yeah.
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00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,234
- Pat, why do you have a boner?
- You JUST noticed that?
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00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,488
- Wait, what? I have a what?
- MARY: It's nasty. Come on.
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00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,323
- Clean it up.
- Yep, I know.
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00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,075
- (SCREAMS)
- No! Stop!
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00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,743
I'm just trying to
get rid of it.
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00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,746
- Pat always gets boners.
- PAT: Aargh! Damn! Hi-yah!
324
00:15:54,913 --> 00:15:56,456
(CAR HORN TOOTS)
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00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,885
So, how was your first day?
326
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:14,432
Work? Oh. It...
Oh, it was so fun.
327
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,602
Yeah, I mean,
there was so many documents
328
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:22,190
and phone calls
to make and receive
329
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:25,610
and you sit a lot.
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00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,278
Like, pretty much the whole day.
331
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:31,616
You know, so it's safe.
You know, it's really safe.
332
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:34,119
Plus, there's a Harvey's
close by, which is good.
333
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,667
Hey. I'm proud of you.
334
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,335
Of us.
335
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,421
We're doing this.
336
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,633
It's... it's a fuckin' lot and...
337
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:53,972
(CHUCKLES)..it's crazy,
but we're doing it together.
338
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:57,809
- A team.
- Yeah, we're a team.
339
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,686
Got each other's backs.
340
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,941
I know it's hard for you.
341
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,610
I mean, I know you miss it
342
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,321
and I miss it too.
343
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,116
I love watching you play,
344
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,161
but I love you
345
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,664
and the family
we're gonna have more.
346
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,501
- (TOILET FLUSHES)
- Ah! Christ. Droppin' loads.
347
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:28,339
Droppin' fuckin' hot meatball loads
from my asshole.
348
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:32,093
Hey, Pat.
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00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,262
Just... I was just...
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00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:37,515
I'm having... I'm having
some stomach issues today.
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00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:40,494
ANNOUNCER:Ladies and germs, welcome to
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00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,812
the Bruised and Battered
Hockey Fighting Competition,
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00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,481
proudly banned in 11 states,
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00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,316
six provinces
and one territory.
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00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,526
The hockey tournament
for retired fourth-liners
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00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,570
with only one rule -
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00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,238
no hockey.
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00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,782
You know, I'll tell you,
359
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,628
'Hot Ice' would've been
all over this shit.
360
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,452
Fuckin' kids these days
361
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,914
with their fuckin' YouTube
362
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,832
and fuckin' ISIS.
363
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,960
(SIGHS) I'll tell you what,
I'm into new shit now,
364
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,962
but lately, Dougie,
my new thing,
365
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,340
I'm all about
going fuckin' door-to-door
366
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,509
selling fuckin' china dogs.
367
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,844
Look at this fuckin' thing,
right?
368
00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:16,763
You know, you fuckin'...
369
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,516
You put it some place,
you put it another place,
370
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,351
people fuckin' look at it.
371
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,520
It does every... it does
everything it needs to do.
372
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,480
Dope, right?
373
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:27,023
Dougie?
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00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,859
I keep going over it and over it
in my head.
375
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,653
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
376
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:34,322
He was unlike anybody
I've ever fought before.
377
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:39,285
He was faster, meaner...
378
00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,705
Thank God Eva wasn't watching
when he beat me.
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00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:46,209
ANNOUNCER:And now,
the main event of the evening,
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00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,295
fighting for
the $400 grand prize
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00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,507
is reigning champ
Ross 'The Boss'...
382
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,260
- Rhea.
- ..Rhea!
383
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,387
(LAUGHS) Yep.
You kicked the shit out of him.
384
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,598
He looks like
265 pounds of dog shit
385
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,517
stuffed into fuckin' ice skates,
386
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:06,604
but I'll tell you what,
motherfucker can still bang.
387
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,565
(NECK CRACKS)
388
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,528
- Hey, Barnsie.
- Boss man.
389
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,905
- How's the shoulder?
- Fucked as usual.
390
00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,907
Thanks for asking, though.
391
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,326
Alright,
I'll make it quick for you.
392
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,870
- (BELL DINGS)
- Fuck you.
393
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,539
(CHUCKLES)(SPECTATORS CHEER, WHISTLE)
394
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,585
MAN: Let's go, Barnsie!
395
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:32,922
- (PUNCH SMACKS)
- Oh!
396
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,967
(BOTH GRUNT)
397
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:41,222
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS)
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00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,854
- (BLOWS THUD)
- SPECTATORS: Oh!
399
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,000
- You alright, Barnes?
- Urgh! Go fuck yourself.
400
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:55,737
Jesus fucking Christ,
it's a fucking crime scene.
401
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,655
(SPECTATORS APPLAUD)
402
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,790
WOMAN: I love you!
403
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,210
The Bruised and Battered competition
404
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,421
would like to thank you
for your continued support,
405
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,257
but we are especially thankful...
406
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,221
...to the Dartmouth Wig Outlet.
407
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:23,306
You won't wig out
at their prices.
408
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:26,059
MAN: Your fuckin' sister
wears a wig!
409
00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,602
(SPECTATOR JEERS INDISTINCTLY)
410
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,145
Alright,
411
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,148
I got some people
I wanna thank too.
412
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:33,816
You fuckin' people.
413
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,610
- (SPECTATORS CHEER, WHISTLE)
- Yeah.
414
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:39,239
That's right.
I used to think I was done.
415
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,992
Maybe there... there is
a time for everybody,
416
00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,995
but when I step out on this ice,
417
00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,872
and I see all you
cheering me on,
418
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,958
I know my time ain't done yet.
419
00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,501
Thank you very much.
420
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,127
MAN: You're the fuckin' man,
Ross!
421
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,546
(SPECTATORS CHANT)
Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!
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00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,925
Ross! Ross! Ross!
Ross! Ross! Ross!
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00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,261
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC)
424
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,638
- (THEME MUSIC)
- I'm James Duthie.
425
00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:06,516
And I'm Chad Bailey.
You're watching Sports Desk.
426
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,810
Sports Desk -
we're all pink on the inside.
427
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,728
Oh, Jesus Christ.
428
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,522
Anyway,
Halifax's woeful losing streak
429
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,065
extends to 12 straight losses
430
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,566
to start the year.
431
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,318
They've been in a rut
432
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,565
since their disastrous
season-opening loss to Reading
433
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,407
which saw then-captain
Doug Glatt hospitalised
434
00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,492
following what would be
a career-ending tilt
435
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,119
with Anders Cain.
436
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:30,164
Can the Highlanders find a way
to turn things around?
437
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,458
HYRUM: I bought this team
'cause I win.
438
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,668
RONNIE: I know.
439
00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,896
This lockout should be
the best thing that ever happened,
440
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,297
but we're blowing it.
441
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,007
We are going after
the biggest names
442
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,550
on this side of the Atlantic,
443
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:42,135
players you can
build a team around,
444
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,803
starting with Anders.
445
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:47,932
- Wait. Your son?
- Yeah.
446
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:51,811
He's been a fuckin' beast
for Reading,
447
00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,648
not to mention he almost
single-handedly eviscerated us.
448
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,650
Why are you taking so much joy?
449
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,236
He pretty much ended
Dougie's fucking hockey career.
450
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:03,239
I think Glatt's career
was ending all by itself.
451
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,616
Well, we're never gonna
know that now, are we?
452
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:08,286
No offence, Hyrum, OK,
453
00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:11,414
but you and your son are not
exactly Walter and Wayne.
454
00:22:11,581 --> 00:22:14,625
That shit is behind us.
You can believe he won't fuck this up.
455
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,461
He knows what's at stake.
456
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,214
We go all in for Anders,
you're gonna make him captain,
457
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:23,259
and I'm gonna...
I'm gonna keep his ass in line.
458
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,226
Hyrum, please. Captain?
Let's talk about this.
459
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:27,388
- Ronnie.
- Let's think about the A...
460
00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:29,015
- Ronnie.
- ..before we get to the C.
461
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,018
Ronnie, you're gonna
coach my kid.
462
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,062
You're gonna build a team
around him.
463
00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,605
You're gonna make him captain
464
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,732
or I'm gonna find
some other fuckin' guy who will.
465
00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,317
- Fine.
- Good.
466
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:42,820
Fine. Better than
being on the dole.
467
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:47,450
('STRENGTH OF STRINGS' BY GENE CLARK)
468
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,170
- Hey.
- Hey.
469
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,757
- Thanks for coming.
- Thanks for inviting me.
470
00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:07,220
- Welcome. What do you think?
- I think it's...
471
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,264
I think it's all... you.
472
00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,308
- As it should be, right?
- As it should be.
473
00:23:12,475 --> 00:23:13,893
- Great room.
- Great room.
474
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,686
Can I get you a soda pop or...?
475
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:19,107
- Uh...
- Sunflower seeds?
476
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:21,943
- Uh... Uh, yeah. Seeds are good.
- Help yourself. Uh, sit down.
477
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,991
Sunflower seeds are for winners.
478
00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,368
(CLICKS TONGUE)
479
00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:37,291
- Son...
- Sorry. (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
480
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,963
You're carrying the torch now.
481
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:45,049
- Yes, sir.
- You're the one. (CLICKS TONGUE)
482
00:23:45,216 --> 00:23:47,510
- Over to you.
- Holding the torch.
483
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:51,222
Our name's on your back.
Our family.
484
00:23:51,389 --> 00:23:54,976
Our family, and, actually,
um, Mom was asking if...
485
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:57,395
Our name is a currency
in this town.
486
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,938
Absolutely.
487
00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:02,024
I don't want you to fuck this up.
Not this time.
488
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,445
This season's everything.
The world is watching.
489
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,738
Maybe not the world.
490
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:10,324
I mean, Canada, probably, but...
491
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,494
And, like, three or four states.
492
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:14,912
Stand up.
493
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:19,876
- I'm giving you the C.
- Yeah.
494
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:21,603
- You're gonna prove me right.
- Yes, sir.
495
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,045
- You're gonna win.
- Gonna win.
496
00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,882
- Stay the fuck out of trouble.
- Therapy worked this time.
497
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,207
- I don't wanna hear about that.
- I won't talk about it.
498
00:24:30,303 --> 00:24:32,263
- That's for your mom.
- Yes, sir.
499
00:24:32,430 --> 00:24:33,949
- That's shit for your mom.
- Yes, sir.
500
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:36,142
Don't bring shit up like that.
501
00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:39,061
MAN ON TV:You don't know
nothing about good times.
502
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:42,231
Let me tell you
about fuckin' good times.
503
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:46,068
I remember that summer
like it was yesterday.
504
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,864
Good music, nice heat,
great friends,
505
00:24:50,031 --> 00:24:51,657
and one night
me and my friends -
506
00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:57,330
my great friends -
went for hamburgers downtown.
507
00:24:57,497 --> 00:25:00,458
That summer,
we ruled the world.
508
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,002
We thought we was the kings.
509
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,463
Turns out we was the jokers.
510
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,965
MAN 2 ON TV:Look what
the fucking cat dragged in!
511
00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,010
Love this fuckin' guy.
512
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:14,597
(GENTLE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
513
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:34,242
(EDGY ROCK MUSIC)
514
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,146
He has hair like a lion.
515
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,608
RONNIE: Bring it in!
Bring it in!
516
00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:10,528
OK, boys,
517
00:26:10,695 --> 00:26:13,030
we kind of fucked up
the start of this thing, eh?
518
00:26:13,197 --> 00:26:14,699
So now, we got a few lads
519
00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,951
who earn their wages
up at the big show
520
00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,537
down here with us
wearing our jerseys.
521
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:22,707
- Jean Pierre Finch.
- Yo.
522
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:26,127
We got, uh, Pet...
Petr 'Petri Dish' Petrov.
523
00:26:26,294 --> 00:26:28,838
- A lot of Ps.
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
524
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,966
- What's he doing?
- He's handing out candy.
525
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,968
- Candy?
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
526
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,512
It's a Slovak tradition, maybe?
527
00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:38,222
Better be.
528
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,183
Oh, my God.
529
00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:45,980
- (SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
- OK. And Anders Cain.
530
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,735
OK. Super-duper.
531
00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:53,613
OK, now that Dougie's retired,
we need a new captain,
532
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:58,826
and I cannot think of
a better leadership tandem
533
00:26:58,993 --> 00:27:01,704
than Xavier LaFlamme with the A,
534
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,289
Anders Cain as captain.
535
00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:05,336
- There you go. Alright.
- (HOCKEY STICKS CLACK)
536
00:27:12,173 --> 00:27:13,549
Alright.
537
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,760
This ice is shit. Fix it.
538
00:27:15,926 --> 00:27:17,553
Perhaps the new captain
539
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,930
would like to say a few words
to his team.
540
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:22,826
- You'll be alright, son.
- Right. Right.
541
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:24,226
(MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY)
542
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:28,064
Nothing else fucking matters
if we don't win.
543
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:32,234
If they brought me here to win,
my dad brought me here to win,
544
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,445
that's what
we're gonna fuckin' do.
545
00:27:34,612 --> 00:27:36,252
Anybody here like
fuckin' sunflower seeds?
546
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,175
Well, this bar and sunflower seeds
are fuckin' winners.
547
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:40,034
- Hey, hey...
- Fuck, yeah!
548
00:27:40,201 --> 00:27:42,121
- Great. That's good. Yeah.
- Fucking right, Dad.
549
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,579
- Right?
- Right.
550
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:49,418
I know many of you are veterans.
551
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:52,046
Many of you are old friends.
552
00:27:52,213 --> 00:27:53,857
Many of you have never worn
another sweater.
553
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,467
I'm here to tell you
all of that gets you nothing.
554
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:57,634
(GRUNTS)
555
00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,721
Produce, you will be rewarded.
Don't, you'll be sent packing.
556
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,015
It's a buyers' market out there,
so for most of you,
557
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:04,558
that's your fucking career gone.
558
00:28:04,725 --> 00:28:08,104
('WEAPON' BY MATTHEW GOOD)
559
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,480
(PLAYERS CHEER)
560
00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:11,399
You fucked up
the first part of this season.
561
00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:13,234
Find a way to be relevant!
562
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:16,237
Make yourself fucking relevant
563
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:18,781
- because from this point on...
- Fuck!
564
00:28:18,948 --> 00:28:20,700
...from where
I'm fucking standing...
565
00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:24,912
Ah, fuck!
566
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:26,455
...it's Darwin.
567
00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:28,958
RONNIE: Come on, guys!
I'm paying my rent here!
568
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,501
Real hockey, guys!
569
00:28:30,668 --> 00:28:35,798
Hey! You! Look alive, man!
Who the fuck is Darwin?
570
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,679
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)
571
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:43,889
(CAT YOWLS, SCREECHES IN DISTANCE)
572
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,641
(LOUD CLATTERING NEARBY)
573
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:51,856
(MAN MOANS, LIQUID GUSHES)
574
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,994
REPORTER ON VIDEO:Anders, new team, new city.
575
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:00,448
Any message to the fans?
576
00:29:00,614 --> 00:29:03,701
They brought me here to win.
577
00:29:03,868 --> 00:29:05,244
REPORTER:Care to confirm or deny
578
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,121
the rumours of your captaincy?
579
00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:13,586
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
580
00:29:13,753 --> 00:29:15,588
It's my team now.
581
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:18,132
REPORTER:Xavier LaFlamme
declined to comment.
582
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:26,807
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES)
583
00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:32,354
- (BONES CRUNCH)
- Argh! (SIGHS)
584
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,501
- (BELL CHIMES)
- Whoa.
585
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:56,879
- What's the bag for?
- These are just documents.
586
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,714
This is a huge bag
full of documents.
587
00:29:58,881 --> 00:30:00,841
I'm going to
the insurance festival.
588
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,468
Huh?
589
00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:04,678
Well, I gotta go, Eva.
It's real late. 'Bye.
590
00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:09,850
What... the fuck?
591
00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:14,230
(HINGES SQUEAK)
592
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,573
(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
593
00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:38,420
Hello, sir.
594
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,885
Holy shit on Mary's tits.
595
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:47,721
The fuck are you doing here?
596
00:30:49,431 --> 00:30:50,975
I came here to see you.
597
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:57,898
I got injured. My right arm.
598
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,775
Yeah, I saw that.
599
00:30:59,942 --> 00:31:02,069
Hard lad, is Anders Cain.
600
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,198
So, what are you doing
with the hockey bag?
601
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,997
- I wanna be a Highlander again.
- Oh, Jesus, kid.
602
00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:18,711
- Will you train me?
- Train you to what?
603
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,297
- Teach me to fight with my left.
- (LAUGHS)
604
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:22,840
Teach me to skate better.
605
00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:25,509
What the fuck do I know
about skating, Doug?
606
00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:27,595
You see what I do in there.
607
00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:33,559
We can train another time
if you're not able to right now.
608
00:31:33,726 --> 00:31:36,604
There's a restaurant nearby
that sells hot dogs.
609
00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,147
We could just eat those instead.
610
00:31:38,314 --> 00:31:39,523
Hot dogs?
611
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:41,191
Yeah, it's like
a sausage sandwich.
612
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,860
I know what
a fuckin' hot dog is.
613
00:31:43,027 --> 00:31:44,570
It looks like a penis.
614
00:31:45,946 --> 00:31:47,489
Jesus Christ.
615
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:50,659
Alright.
616
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,203
20 minutes. We go in there,
get it out of your system.
617
00:31:53,370 --> 00:31:56,332
- Then you go right home, eh?
- Thank you, sir.
618
00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:01,712
Oh, goddamn it. Not again!
619
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,983
- They better not have fuckin'...
- (DOOR RATTLES)
620
00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:08,093
- (LIGHTS POWER DOWN)
- Aw, shit!
621
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:12,139
I left my fuckin' bus pass
in there.
622
00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:16,226
I need my fuckin' bus pass!
623
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,772
- What time is it?
- 11:37.
624
00:32:19,939 --> 00:32:21,482
Wait.
625
00:32:23,067 --> 00:32:24,443
11:38.
626
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:28,155
- Did you just get home?
- Yeah.
627
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:30,824
The insurance carnival was long.
628
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:31,991
Mm.
629
00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:35,746
I was meeting all these people
who do insurance.
630
00:32:36,956 --> 00:32:39,667
It's really safe.
631
00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,585
It's a real thing.
632
00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:44,421
It doesn't sound like
a real thing.
633
00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:49,551
- Uh... It...
- Mmm. You smell like hot dogs.
634
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,348
Thank you.
635
00:32:57,184 --> 00:33:00,229
('DARE' BY VINCE DICOLA
AND SCOTT SHELLY)
636
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:03,065
(CLOCK TICKS RAPIDLY)
637
00:33:03,232 --> 00:33:05,192
(BELL TOLLS)
638
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,612
- (GRUNTS)
- ROSS: That's it. Rotate.
639
00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:11,073
Rotate. Alright, now give me
that left across.
640
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:14,034
♪ Sometimes when
your hopes have all been shattered ♪
641
00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:16,912
♪ There's nowhere to turn ♪
642
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:21,542
♪ You wonder how
you'll keep going... ♪
643
00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:24,294
RED:Halifax Highlanders
and the Hamilton Steelers.
644
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:25,981
Now LaFlamme's
just hammered in the corner.
645
00:33:26,005 --> 00:33:27,548
He's run into and checked.
646
00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:29,675
- Sorry. Take a second.
- Tagged ya.
647
00:33:29,842 --> 00:33:31,260
- Tagged ya again.
- Sorry, bud.
648
00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:33,113
Stop fuckin' saying sorry.
I'm kickin' your ass, boy.
649
00:33:33,137 --> 00:33:34,888
Now Dupere digs the puck
out of the corner.
650
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:37,433
Moves into the back! He scores!
651
00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,143
(SPECTATORS BOO AND JEER)
652
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:41,729
Whatever, man. I could have
stopped that with your dick.
653
00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,605
And it is a 3-0 lead
654
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,566
for Hamilton over Halifax.
655
00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:49,236
- (COUGHS)
- Uppercut.
656
00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:50,446
♪ Dare ♪
657
00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:54,408
♪ Dare to keep
all your dreams alive... ♪
658
00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:56,118
(SIGHS)
659
00:33:56,285 --> 00:33:58,370
♪ It's time to take a stand... ♪
660
00:33:58,537 --> 00:33:59,537
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
661
00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,874
The newest Highlander,
Anders Cain, scores!
662
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,041
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
663
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,460
Brilliant individual effort
664
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,253
by Anders Cain.
665
00:34:06,420 --> 00:34:08,464
Uh... uh... Keep it down, Dougie.
666
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:10,966
For fuck's sake, how many times
do I have to tell you?
667
00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:12,509
Just the left!
668
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:14,178
(BLOWS THUD)
669
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:16,096
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
670
00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:18,140
Put some heat on it, boy.
671
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:20,809
There you go!
That's the one I'm lookin' for.
672
00:34:20,976 --> 00:34:23,937
Here's Anders Cain.
He scores!
673
00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,939
Anders Cain and... Uh-oh!
674
00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,901
Just like that,
down goes Davinsky!
675
00:34:29,068 --> 00:34:30,068
Ah, Christ!
676
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,862
And he'll head straight to
the penalty box.
677
00:34:32,029 --> 00:34:33,447
Fuck you!
678
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,634
And now the...
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
679
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:38,160
- Score!
- Fuck!
680
00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:39,703
Ah. Damn it.
681
00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,514
JAMES:Well past the midpoint
of the season,
682
00:34:41,538 --> 00:34:43,749
Cain and the Highlanders
are their own worst enemies
683
00:34:43,916 --> 00:34:45,501
as they remain in
the play-off bubble.
684
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,211
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
685
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:52,299
♪ Dare... ♪
686
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:57,679
Yeah! You're workin'
your ass off, kid.
687
00:34:57,846 --> 00:34:59,807
There's a ceiling
on your skating,
688
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:02,333
and that left hand's never gonna be
as strong as your right,
689
00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:04,520
but trust me,
it'll fuck somebody up.
690
00:35:05,854 --> 00:35:08,148
Listen, Dougie, there's
something you might wanna know.
691
00:35:08,315 --> 00:35:10,776
The shitshow's movin'.
692
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:13,695
Next Bruised and Battered's
gonna be at the MetroCentre.
693
00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:17,533
You want to be a Highlander,
that's your ticket.
694
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,326
There's your audition, boy.
695
00:35:19,493 --> 00:35:20,869
Hyrum's gonna be watchin'.
696
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,956
You can show him and everyone else
you're still fucking here.
697
00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:25,874
What do you say?
698
00:35:28,418 --> 00:35:30,063
JAMES:While they keep finding
ways to win,
699
00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:32,422
the Highlanders keep
finding ways to lose too.
700
00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:34,069
Many are blaming
the hot-and-cold play
701
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,300
of Anders Cain,
702
00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,052
who sits 31st in scoring
703
00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,012
but leads the league
in penalty minutes.
704
00:35:39,179 --> 00:35:41,974
We've dropped 8 of the last 10.
705
00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:44,061
We take penalties away,
other teams change lines.
706
00:35:44,226 --> 00:35:47,312
- I'm trying.
- What do I say?
707
00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:51,984
Don't fucking try. Fucking win.
708
00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:55,529
Wake them the fuck up, alright?
709
00:35:55,696 --> 00:35:57,447
Wake 'em the fuck up. Yes, sir.
710
00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:00,159
Good.
711
00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:02,578
Lead these guys.
712
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,121
That tie is too short, Chad.
713
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:06,999
Or I know exactly what the fuck
I'm doing, James!
714
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,542
Sports Desk -
715
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:12,296
we know exactly what the fuck
we're doing, James.
716
00:36:12,462 --> 00:36:13,922
EVA: Oh, my gosh. Thank God.
717
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,008
It feels so good
to be out of the house,
718
00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:18,093
and I am so excited
about this restaurant.
719
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:22,139
Me and the baby are gonna eat
the shit out of some pad thai.
720
00:36:22,306 --> 00:36:24,558
Oh, why are we taking
the long way? It's not...
721
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:28,478
(MEN LAUGH)
722
00:36:28,645 --> 00:36:31,148
Doug, do you want to go in
and say a quick hello?
723
00:36:31,315 --> 00:36:33,596
Well, I'll be honest,
I already ate and I'm already drunk,
724
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,277
so the bar
seems to make sense.
725
00:36:35,444 --> 00:36:37,029
For fuck's sake!
726
00:36:37,196 --> 00:36:39,448
Man, it feels like
it was fuckin' yesterday
727
00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,075
that I was working here,
728
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,161
bartender,
boyfriend who played hockey.
729
00:36:44,328 --> 00:36:45,704
Yep.
730
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,665
Now I'm pregnant and married
to a guy who says we're a team,
731
00:36:48,832 --> 00:36:51,168
but he's always gone
and feels he has to hide the fact
732
00:36:51,335 --> 00:36:52,711
that he eats hot dogs.
733
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,255
What the fuck happened?
Are we these people now?
734
00:36:55,422 --> 00:36:56,882
This is... this is who we are?
735
00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:59,426
Oh, yeah, that's us.
You and me, baby.
736
00:36:59,593 --> 00:37:02,763
- No, me and... me and Doug are...
- (SIGHS) I gotta take a piss.
737
00:37:02,930 --> 00:37:04,598
- OK.
- I still got my jacket on.
738
00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:06,725
(LAUGHS)(CHUCKLES)
739
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,937
- Get me another beer.
- Yep.
740
00:37:10,103 --> 00:37:11,939
So, Dougie,
how's that new job going?
741
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,608
Oh, it... it's so... fun.
742
00:37:14,775 --> 00:37:19,571
Yeah, there's... there's all
these documents, you know?
743
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:22,074
I get to bring a thermos to work,
744
00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:24,284
which keeps my food
hot and cold.
745
00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:27,246
Sometimes
I put hamburgers in there.
746
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,456
It's up to me.
747
00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:33,710
The way we're playing,
we're all gonna need a new job soon.
748
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:36,964
I suppose I could go back to
Pentecostal summer camp
749
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:38,840
with my cousin's boyfriend.
750
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:42,177
I'm gonna have to move back
with Mum.
751
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:44,638
And don't get me wrong,
I love her to bits,
752
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:47,391
but that bedpan fills up
fuckin' fast.
753
00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:51,019
I don't want to work at
my uncle's eel farm.
754
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,396
Mm-mm.
755
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:57,609
I don't know
how to do anything else.
756
00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:03,031
(SIGHS)
757
00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:06,118
Ah, you know,
it's just a slump, boys.
758
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,704
It shall pass.
759
00:38:10,163 --> 00:38:11,540
Come on, get 'em in ya!
760
00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:13,583
- (GLASSES CLINK)
- Mmm.
761
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:18,880
All the drinks in this country
taste like piss.
762
00:38:19,047 --> 00:38:21,717
It taste like a Cossack
shit in my mouth.
763
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:25,137
(SLURPS) Oh, that tastes
like burps.
764
00:38:29,725 --> 00:38:32,853
(CONTEMPLATIVE MUSIC)
765
00:38:40,068 --> 00:38:43,363
- Welcome home, kid.
- Thanks.
766
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:46,158
Big night, eh?
Everybody watchin'.
767
00:38:48,952 --> 00:38:50,329
Don't worry. You'll be fine.
768
00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,655
What poor bastard they got you
matched up with tonight?
769
00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:55,542
Didn't they tell you?
Format's been changed.
770
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:57,169
Changed to what?
771
00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,212
ANNOUNCER:Ladies and gentlemen,
772
00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,298
the Bruised and Battered
competition
773
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:03,717
is proud to bring you
tonight's special event -
774
00:39:03,884 --> 00:39:06,303
10 fighters,
one rink, one fight
775
00:39:06,470 --> 00:39:09,139
in our first-ever
battle royale!
776
00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:10,974
- Fuck him up!
- Are you ready?
777
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:13,226
(SUSPENSEFUL ELECTRONIC MUSIC)
778
00:39:13,393 --> 00:39:17,230
- Are you ready?
- Really bad idea.
779
00:39:18,899 --> 00:39:20,776
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit.
780
00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:26,448
(EXHALES SHARPLY)(YELLS)
781
00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:28,533
(YELLS)(BLOWS WHISTLE)
782
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,328
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
783
00:39:32,496 --> 00:39:34,873
Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez! Oh, jeez!
784
00:39:38,126 --> 00:39:41,088
- Aarrgh!
- Jesus Christ on a bike.
785
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:43,298
- (BOTH GRUNT)
- Fuck you, Glatt.
786
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:54,434
(BLOWS SQUELCH)
787
00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,579
- What are we doing here?
- I don't know.
788
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,025
- I went to fuckin' Princeton.
- (BLOWS THUD)
789
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,037
You look like Super Mario.
790
00:40:14,204 --> 00:40:16,415
Hey, Andrew. (GRUNTS)
791
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:22,170
My fuck, can he still bang.
792
00:40:22,337 --> 00:40:24,172
(GRUNTS)
793
00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:31,263
Come on, big guy.
794
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:33,181
What are you,
like, fuckin' 15 years old?
795
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,559
(GRUNTS)
796
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,352
(YELLS)
797
00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,104
(GRUNTS)
798
00:40:39,271 --> 00:40:40,790
(SPECTATORS CHANT)
Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross!
799
00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:43,733
Let him go. Let me go.
Let me go. I'm the ref.
800
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,652
Let me go!
801
00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:48,780
Fuck it.
802
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,490
(BLOW SQUELCHES)(GRUNTS)
803
00:40:50,657 --> 00:40:55,162
(PANTS)(HIGH-PITCHED WHINE ECHOES)
804
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:57,122
(SPITS)
805
00:40:57,289 --> 00:40:59,916
MAN: You're one tough
motherfucker, Dougie!
806
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,211
(SPECTATORS CHEER, APPLAUD)
807
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:18,643
- Hey, kid.
- Hi, sir.
808
00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:22,147
- You alright?
- (LAUGHS)
809
00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:27,068
Yeah. I've been better.
810
00:41:27,235 --> 00:41:28,880
(SPECTATORS CHANT)
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
811
00:41:28,904 --> 00:41:30,280
ROSS: Ah, fuck.
812
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:32,807
(SPECTATORS CHANT) Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
813
00:41:32,866 --> 00:41:35,118
Let's not reinvent
the wheel here, eh?
814
00:41:35,285 --> 00:41:38,413
(SPECTATORS CHANT) Doug! Doug!
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
815
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,081
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
816
00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:43,835
Hey, wait. I got you, buddy.
817
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,838
- (GRUNTS)
- Maybe we should leave.
818
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,674
- (SPECTATORS BOO AND JEER)
- I got you.
819
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:53,053
(SPECTATORS BOO AND JEER)
820
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,348
(SOLEMN MUSIC)
821
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:06,733
Well, that was
a fuckin' shitshow, eh?
822
00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:10,862
Not exactly playing hockey,
is it?
823
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:18,036
Thanks, kid.
You had my back out there.
824
00:42:18,203 --> 00:42:20,288
I owe you.
825
00:42:20,455 --> 00:42:22,874
(COUGHS, SPITS)
826
00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:27,462
Maybe I should take you
to the doctor.
827
00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:29,047
What for?
828
00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:32,217
So he can tell me I got
post-concussion syndrome?
829
00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:35,595
One more bad hit
and you're done?
830
00:42:35,762 --> 00:42:37,305
It's not fuckin' soccer, Dougie.
831
00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:39,849
I've been hearing that shit
for a decade now.
832
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,354
That doesn't sound very good.
833
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:49,276
You looked mean out there, kiddo.
834
00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:52,028
Young Anders better watch his ass.
835
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:59,035
(CHUCKLES)
836
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:01,371
Lead these guys!
Lead these guys!
837
00:43:01,538 --> 00:43:03,707
What would a leader do?
What would a fuckin' leader do?
838
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:07,043
Alright! Alright! Listen up!
839
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,379
Captain speaking! Captain time!
840
00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:11,172
Off your fuckin' phone,
LaFlamme.
841
00:43:11,339 --> 00:43:12,882
- Get off!
- (WHISPERS) Turn it off.
842
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:15,427
You turn the puck over in
the neutral zone one more time
843
00:43:15,594 --> 00:43:17,794
and I'll teach you a fucking lesson
you'll never forget.
844
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:19,639
- Got it?
- What the fuck you just say?
845
00:43:19,806 --> 00:43:21,683
And you KHL garbage bullshit,
846
00:43:21,850 --> 00:43:25,270
Ukrainian fuck Hockey League
Chernobyl disaster fucks!
847
00:43:25,437 --> 00:43:27,856
You turn that fuckin' puck over
one more time
848
00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:29,441
and I'll fuckin' kill
both of you!
849
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:30,984
- And you!
- Yeah?
850
00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:34,487
Fuck, I don't even know.
Fuck you! Fuck you!
851
00:43:34,654 --> 00:43:36,114
Hey!
852
00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:37,907
Be nice.
853
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:41,161
What?
854
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:46,291
Be nice.
855
00:43:48,168 --> 00:43:52,255
(GRUNTS)(WHIMPERS)
856
00:43:52,422 --> 00:43:56,259
Whoo! Whoo! Fuck, yeah!
857
00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:58,553
That's what I'm talking about!
Sports!
858
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,096
You miss fucking Doug Glatt?
859
00:44:00,263 --> 00:44:03,933
You think he gives two fuckin' shits
about you guys?
860
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,854
I care! I fucking care!
We're gonna do this together!
861
00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:11,650
Highlanders on three!
One, two, three! Highlanders!
862
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,610
- My line starts!
- (LAUGHS)
863
00:44:13,777 --> 00:44:16,321
See? He gets it!
He fuckin' gets it!
864
00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:18,406
He smiles, he fuckin' gets it.
865
00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:22,369
Fuck! No!
No more fucking candy!
866
00:44:22,535 --> 00:44:24,454
- (KISSES)
- What the fuck?!
867
00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:29,334
- Holy shit!
- (LAUGHS)
868
00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,169
(ENERGETIC DANCE MUSIC)
869
00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:33,056
- RED:Highlanders lead Newark...
- Come on!
870
00:44:33,088 --> 00:44:35,465
...1-0, thanks to a goal
by Anders Cain.
871
00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:39,010
Anders Cain wants it badly.
Shoves his own teammate aside.
872
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,595
Now the captain awaits.
873
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,722
Cain takes a good look
up the ice.
874
00:44:42,889 --> 00:44:44,533
- Down the other end...
- Oh, no, he's not...
875
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:46,202
...is LaFlamme hovering
in the neutral zone.
876
00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:48,019
Cain now works it up.
LaFlamme well ahead.
877
00:44:48,186 --> 00:44:49,562
- BOTH: No!
- (GRUNTS)
878
00:44:49,729 --> 00:44:51,940
A suicide pass!
LaFlamme is decked by Balacco.
879
00:44:52,107 --> 00:44:53,733
- Fuck!
- Fuckin' cunt.
880
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:56,486
Down on the ice is LaFlamme.
He's spitting blood.
881
00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:59,698
Here's Cain and Stevenson
going at the goal.
882
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:01,449
- (PLAYERS GRUNT)- Anders Cain...
883
00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,159
What are you doing?!
884
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,203
...levels both the Newark goalie
and Stevenson.
885
00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:06,788
- Fuck me.
- (GRUNTS)
886
00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,540
Now Cain draws a crowd.
887
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:11,710
Cain decks one, decks two,
888
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:14,713
and Cain stood up to the world.
889
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,590
Your kid finally got suspended,
OK?
890
00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:19,801
- He's destroying this team.
- What's that?
891
00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:22,721
- You heard me, you little shit.
- Tread lightly, Ron.
892
00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,887
Hyrum, did you not see
the same fuckin' hockey game
893
00:45:24,973 --> 00:45:26,349
that I saw last night?
894
00:45:26,516 --> 00:45:28,935
- Did you see that game?
- Yeah. I did. I saw compete.
895
00:45:29,102 --> 00:45:30,812
It was misdirected,
but I saw compete.
896
00:45:30,979 --> 00:45:32,355
The dressing room's
in the shitter.
897
00:45:32,522 --> 00:45:34,882
It's tighter than a nun's cunt in there.
There's no chatter.
898
00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:36,919
The boys feel like they're on
the chopping block.
899
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,778
They need someone
to pull them together,
900
00:45:38,945 --> 00:45:40,822
and time after time after time,
901
00:45:40,989 --> 00:45:42,429
he's proven he's not
the fuckin' guy.
902
00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,784
Oh, what, so it's my fault
the fucking amateur hour...
903
00:45:44,951 --> 00:45:46,494
Anders.
904
00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:52,375
What about Doug?
905
00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:56,463
- Doug. Doug?
- Maybe I was wrong about him.
906
00:45:56,629 --> 00:45:59,090
I saw him at the shitshow
the other night.
907
00:45:59,257 --> 00:46:01,801
- He looked mean.
- What, really?
908
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:03,344
- Yeah.
- We thought he was done.
909
00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:05,221
Yeah, 'cause I fuckin'
made him done.
910
00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,848
Alright, alright,
911
00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:10,059
well, then maybe we bring him
back to practice, eh?
912
00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:13,229
- GORD: Give him a shot.
- See if he's got what it takes.
913
00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:14,898
But we saw what he did to him,
914
00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:16,709
so what's that dressing room
gonna look like
915
00:46:16,733 --> 00:46:18,109
with him and Glatt in it?
916
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:21,154
- I think we should find out.
- Fuck me!
917
00:46:21,321 --> 00:46:24,532
Fuck you then,
'cause we're doing it.
918
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,452
('MINSTREL GYPSY' BY KIM BERLY)
919
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:42,008
♪ Baby, it's nice
to have you here right now ♪
920
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,928
♪ Baby, it's nice
to feel you near... ♪
921
00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:47,722
Oh, my lordy! It's Doug!
922
00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:51,351
Jesus, Stevie,
you fell in the garbage!
923
00:46:51,518 --> 00:46:53,686
- I'm OK. (CHUCKLES)
- Welcome back, Dougie!
924
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:56,231
- Welcome home, Dougie!
- Welcome home, Doug.
925
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,149
Thanks, bud.
926
00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:02,195
- MAN: Now we're talking!
- MAN 2: Fuckin' right.
927
00:47:02,362 --> 00:47:04,447
OK, boys...
928
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:08,117
...this is a big day.
929
00:47:08,284 --> 00:47:09,964
First off, we're gonna
welcome back Dougie.
930
00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:12,163
We're gonna see if he's
fit enough to play, alright?
931
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:14,249
(PLAYERS CHEER)
932
00:47:14,415 --> 00:47:16,209
Thank you, guys.
933
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:19,212
I'm so happy to be back here
and have a chance to...
934
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:21,756
...be back here?
935
00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:23,299
That's good.
936
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:26,886
OK, I'm so fuckin' excited
to tell you this.
937
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:28,763
Favourite part of
the practice for me.
938
00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:32,267
- Puke time. Suicides.
- Let's give her!
939
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:35,311
- Lace 'em up! Lace 'em up!
- Man of iron.
940
00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:40,567
- Jew of iron.
- Sorry I smell like garbage.
941
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:43,403
- See you out there.
- So glad to see you, man.
942
00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:46,072
I totally thought
you were transitioning.
943
00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:52,120
You're not home.
944
00:47:54,289 --> 00:47:57,000
Your fuckin' jersey, you idiot.
You're not home.
945
00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:09,262
You shouldn't have come back,
Doug.
946
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,891
You shouldn't have come back.
947
00:48:18,021 --> 00:48:19,898
They gave you my C.
948
00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:24,193
I think you gave me your C, bud.
949
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,406
Captain doesn't cheap shot,
doesn't try to end careers.
950
00:48:29,449 --> 00:48:30,825
You think
you're a hockey player.
951
00:48:30,992 --> 00:48:34,078
That's fuckin' funny. (CHUCKLES)
952
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,539
(MENACING MUSIC)
953
00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:44,631
See, Doug, I just do whatever
my team needs me to do.
954
00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:52,680
- See you out there, bud.
- (GRUNTS SOFTLY)
955
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:55,475
You look good.
Your face looks better.
956
00:48:57,185 --> 00:49:01,439
OK, lads, some of youse
have a little rust.
957
00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:04,692
We're gonna work some of that
rust off right fuckin' now, OK?
958
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:06,339
We're gonna play
some shutdown hockey.
959
00:49:06,402 --> 00:49:07,779
Let's keep it clean, fellas.
960
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:09,280
You're all on
the same team here.
961
00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:11,199
- OK?
- (DOOR OPENS)
962
00:49:11,366 --> 00:49:12,909
(ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC)
963
00:49:13,076 --> 00:49:15,703
- Jesus fuckin' Christ.
- Don't mind me.
964
00:49:15,870 --> 00:49:19,916
- We won't. Let's go!
- (PLAYERS SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
965
00:49:25,338 --> 00:49:26,506
(GRUNTS)
966
00:49:28,341 --> 00:49:30,385
Move your feet, boy!
Move your feet!
967
00:49:31,928 --> 00:49:35,181
- (RONNIE SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY)
- Move it!
968
00:49:35,348 --> 00:49:37,350
Keep your head up!
Keep your head up!
969
00:49:38,434 --> 00:49:41,020
- Oh!
- Goddamn it! Fucking shit...
970
00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:44,857
- Come on!
- Eh?
971
00:49:48,194 --> 00:49:50,113
- (GRUNTS)
- Nice, Dougie.
972
00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:51,906
- Good job!
- Come on! Help me out!
973
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:54,575
- Yeah!
- (PLAYERS CHEER)
974
00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,786
- Yeah!
- The old boys are lookin' good.
975
00:49:56,953 --> 00:49:58,079
Fuck!
976
00:50:00,873 --> 00:50:02,083
- Nice, Dougie!
- Whoo!
977
00:50:02,250 --> 00:50:04,877
- Fuck!
- Next goal wins.
978
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:08,214
Fuck 'next goal wins'.
What is this, street hockey?
979
00:50:08,381 --> 00:50:10,675
- Car!
- Let's get 'em, Anders! Hustle!
980
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:12,969
Let's go! Let's go!
981
00:50:13,136 --> 00:50:14,512
- (GRUNTS)
- Anders, work!
982
00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:16,639
- They're making you look bad!
- Game on!
983
00:50:16,806 --> 00:50:18,766
Mum's got hot chocolate
at our place after.
984
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:21,394
Loser brings an orange ball
from Canadian Tire!
985
00:50:21,561 --> 00:50:22,937
'Next goal wins' is a thing.
986
00:50:23,104 --> 00:50:24,605
That's... that's not just
road hockey.
987
00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,315
That's... that's...
That is a thing.
988
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:28,985
Whoo!
989
00:50:29,152 --> 00:50:30,528
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
990
00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:32,613
Come on.
You gonna fucking turtle on me?
991
00:50:32,780 --> 00:50:34,407
- Hey!
- Come on, Dougie. Round two.
992
00:50:34,574 --> 00:50:36,242
Puck's at your feet!
Play to the whistle!
993
00:50:36,409 --> 00:50:38,369
- Come on, Dougie. Come on.
- Dougie, here!
994
00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:40,747
- Move the puck!
- What the fuck?
995
00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:44,000
- Yes!
- (PLAYERS CHEER)
996
00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:46,753
There you go!
Next goal wins it, right?
997
00:50:50,131 --> 00:50:52,216
- Fuck!
- Jesus Christ, man.
998
00:50:54,093 --> 00:50:56,846
Hey, Hyrum, what kind of
marshmallows do you like?
999
00:50:57,013 --> 00:50:59,515
- Go fuck yourself.
- Boys, bring it in.
1000
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:03,269
Better. Good hustle, eh?
1001
00:51:03,436 --> 00:51:07,482
Good hustle. Heart.
That's what it takes to win.
1002
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:09,248
You guys are getting
first shift tonight.
1003
00:51:09,317 --> 00:51:11,652
Belchy, you nut, don't wander.
1004
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:13,654
- You're startin'.
- Fuckin' right, coach.
1005
00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:16,616
- It's Canadian fuckin' hockey.
- OK.
1006
00:51:16,783 --> 00:51:18,993
Dougie, welcome back, son.
1007
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,679
- (HOCKEY STICKS CLACK)
- Welcome back.
1008
00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:22,789
- Come on.
- Good stuff, boys!
1009
00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:27,210
(WOMAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)
1010
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,129
Doug, where were you?
1011
00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:32,465
- They called our names to go in.
- I'm sorry, Eva.
1012
00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:35,259
I'll explain
when I'm less sweaty.
1013
00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:38,930
Hey, Triceratops!
That's my favourite dinosaur.
1014
00:51:40,098 --> 00:51:42,350
Remember how I keep saying
that work is fun
1015
00:51:42,517 --> 00:51:44,143
and there's all these documents?
1016
00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:45,686
Well, that's, like,
only half true,
1017
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,689
because it's not fun at all.
1018
00:51:48,856 --> 00:51:50,525
I just don't think
that the insurance bug
1019
00:51:50,691 --> 00:51:53,069
has truly laid its eggs
inside of me.
1020
00:51:54,779 --> 00:51:56,155
OK.
1021
00:51:56,322 --> 00:52:02,245
So, I mean, who said
you had to sell insurance?
1022
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,955
I never told you that.
1023
00:52:05,373 --> 00:52:08,209
And I only got you
those bloody business cards
1024
00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:10,294
because I was trying to be cute
or some shit.
1025
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:12,964
The Highlanders still need me.
1026
00:52:16,134 --> 00:52:20,513
But we're supposed to be
doing this together, like a team.
1027
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,309
Neither of us are just making
decisions for ourselves anymore.
1028
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:26,978
A lot of shit
affects both of us.
1029
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:28,563
(OBSTETRICIAN CLEARS THROAT)
1030
00:52:28,729 --> 00:52:31,858
(FOETAL HEARTBEAT GURGLES)
1031
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:39,031
Look at her.
Look at what we did.
1032
00:52:39,198 --> 00:52:40,198
Yeah.
1033
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:43,953
She looks like a beautiful
tiny mushroom person.
1034
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,038
She's so cool.
1035
00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:48,374
(GENTLE MUSIC)
1036
00:52:50,585 --> 00:52:51,961
Just...
1037
00:52:52,128 --> 00:52:55,548
It was different watching you
beat the piss out of guys
1038
00:52:55,715 --> 00:52:57,091
before I actually knew you.
1039
00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:59,969
I mean,
I fuckin' loved it, obviously.
1040
00:53:00,136 --> 00:53:03,014
Part of what made me dig you
in the first place.
1041
00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:07,059
But the fucking very moment
I fell in love with you,
1042
00:53:07,226 --> 00:53:09,353
it got scary.
1043
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,400
Now you're my husband
and we've got...
1044
00:53:17,570 --> 00:53:21,782
- This is big shit, Doug.
- I know it is.
1045
00:53:21,949 --> 00:53:26,746
I love you,
and if you want to do something,
1046
00:53:26,913 --> 00:53:29,999
then I'm with you...
1047
00:53:31,459 --> 00:53:35,463
...but I can't be scared shitless
every time you go out there.
1048
00:53:35,630 --> 00:53:37,423
So, what I mean is,
1049
00:53:37,590 --> 00:53:39,634
if you want to be
a Highlander again,
1050
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,595
then go and be
a Highlander again.
1051
00:53:42,762 --> 00:53:44,263
I'll support you,
1052
00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:47,725
but you have to do
one thing for me.
1053
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,561
I would do anything for you,
Eva.
1054
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,856
Don't fight.
1055
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:57,109
What?
1056
00:53:57,276 --> 00:54:01,155
I've seen you make hits
and kill penalties
1057
00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:03,991
and block shots with your face.
1058
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,704
I'm trying, but you gotta
meet me halfway and...
1059
00:54:09,956 --> 00:54:11,540
...and not fight.
1060
00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:17,380
You're more than that.
1061
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:23,010
- OK.
- Thank you, Doug.
1062
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:25,972
Thank you, Eva.
1063
00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:33,187
(SIGHS) Come on,
you can't quit on me now.
1064
00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:34,730
What about all our adventures?
1065
00:54:34,897 --> 00:54:37,358
Remember that one time
I thought you had a watch?
1066
00:54:39,318 --> 00:54:41,153
God, you're just gonna
throw that away?
1067
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,030
I'm sorry, Bob Forbes.
1068
00:54:43,197 --> 00:54:45,616
I don't know anything
about documents.
1069
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:47,159
What, do you think I do?
1070
00:54:47,326 --> 00:54:48,703
God, somebody gives me
a document
1071
00:54:48,869 --> 00:54:50,788
and I go, "Mmm, err,"
give it to another guy.
1072
00:54:50,955 --> 00:54:52,581
That's how insurance works!
1073
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,750
Goddamn it!
1074
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:56,752
(SIGHS)
1075
00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:59,630
Well, can't say
I'm not sad to see you go,
1076
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:02,633
but if you change your mind,
just know you always got a spot
1077
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:05,469
here in the storage shed,
Dennis.
1078
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:08,472
He's... he's staying?
No, he's going. Shit.
1079
00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:10,266
Argh!
1080
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:14,729
Always driving away
the ones you love.
1081
00:55:16,147 --> 00:55:17,690
Yeah, that ought to hold.
1082
00:55:17,857 --> 00:55:19,650
Jesus Christ.
1083
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:22,194
(GRUNTS)
1084
00:55:22,361 --> 00:55:25,323
('HEY HEY GUY' BY KEN LASZLO)
1085
00:55:25,489 --> 00:55:27,033
(MESSAGE ALERT CHIMES)
1086
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:38,169
- Hey. How's your arm?
- Good, thank you.
1087
00:55:38,336 --> 00:55:39,879
How's your arm?
1088
00:55:41,464 --> 00:55:44,216
Listen, um, everybody's rusty
their first game.
1089
00:55:44,383 --> 00:55:45,926
It's OK, OK?
1090
00:55:46,093 --> 00:55:47,386
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1091
00:55:51,057 --> 00:55:54,602
What the fuck? Belchy.
1092
00:55:54,769 --> 00:55:56,228
Belchy!
1093
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:59,607
We are very much happy
you are playing again.
1094
00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:01,650
This is our gift to you.
1095
00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:03,194
Sandwich.
1096
00:56:03,361 --> 00:56:06,072
This is you upon receipt
of sandwich.
1097
00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:07,865
- Smiley?
- Mm-hmm.
1098
00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:11,160
Happy cartoon, huh?
1099
00:56:12,370 --> 00:56:14,747
Fuckin' A, man.
That feels fuckin' right.
1100
00:56:14,914 --> 00:56:16,290
We needed this, man.
1101
00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:17,833
You two fuckin' buffoons
1102
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,600
are standing there
with your giant dicks.
1103
00:56:19,710 --> 00:56:21,629
I mean,
that's a fuckin' sturgeon, man.
1104
00:56:21,796 --> 00:56:23,255
- Jesus Christ!
- (GASPS)
1105
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:25,662
I always think you're gonna
fuckin' prank me or whatever,
1106
00:56:25,758 --> 00:56:28,803
or you're gonna say your shit
about my fuckin' mom, which...
1107
00:56:28,969 --> 00:56:32,264
No, no, no, no, no.
We respect your mother now.
1108
00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:35,935
She's becoming very open-minded.
1109
00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:38,396
Yeah, man. Alright.
She's been working on that.
1110
00:56:38,562 --> 00:56:42,400
Big cream pie,
pearl fucking necklace...
1111
00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:46,737
Golden showers,
double penetration.
1112
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,864
- Uh-huh!
- Double penetration.
1113
00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:51,033
No butt, just vagina.
1114
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,120
- Two penis, one hole.
- Yes.
1115
00:56:54,286 --> 00:56:59,333
Warm, worm kisses
deep inside your mother.
1116
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:02,086
- Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
- (BOTH GRUNT)
1117
00:57:02,253 --> 00:57:05,548
The fuck is that?
Warm worm? Fuck you two, man!
1118
00:57:05,714 --> 00:57:08,175
You understand,
we are brothers.
1119
00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:10,636
We power-fuck your mother.
1120
00:57:10,803 --> 00:57:12,843
You know, I'm an idiot
for fucking even trusting you
1121
00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:15,558
for a second,
you Ruskie fuckin' pricks!
1122
00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:17,518
The best revenge is living well.
1123
00:57:17,685 --> 00:57:19,728
I'm not stooping to
your fuckin' level.
1124
00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:23,315
- The mayonnaise is semen.
- (SPITS) What?
1125
00:57:23,482 --> 00:57:27,611
- Semen.
- You know, ejaculate.
1126
00:57:28,904 --> 00:57:30,948
JAMES: Doug Glatt
is a Highlander once more.
1127
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:32,783
With just a quarter
of the season left,
1128
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,870
Hyrum Cain seems to be trying
a hail Mary move
1129
00:57:36,036 --> 00:57:37,997
by bringing back a man
known for his fists
1130
00:57:38,164 --> 00:57:39,832
and, frankly, not much else.
1131
00:57:39,999 --> 00:57:40,999
No.
1132
00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:43,711
Considering this will be
Glatt's first hockey game
1133
00:57:43,878 --> 00:57:45,713
since being knocked out
by his now teammate,
1134
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,339
the currently suspended
Anders Cain,
1135
00:57:47,506 --> 00:57:49,884
this should make for
an interesting locker room dynamic
1136
00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:53,053
and even more awkward
Cain family Boxing Day.
1137
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:56,891
I mean, that household
is a fucking disaster.
1138
00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:59,643
- Just read the prompter, man.
- No.
1139
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:02,688
I say what I want, James,
because I got a pair of balls,
1140
00:58:02,855 --> 00:58:04,231
not two pieces of pussy.
1141
00:58:04,398 --> 00:58:05,900
How long is this
gonna happen for?
1142
00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:07,443
For as long as it takes.
1143
00:58:07,610 --> 00:58:10,237
Sports Desk -
we'll take as long as it takes.
1144
00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:12,364
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
1145
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:15,409
Sports Desk - fuck, yeah.
1146
00:58:16,911 --> 00:58:18,329
- Alright. OK.
- Ha!
1147
00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:21,540
- Fuck it.
- Off the belly. In the ear!
1148
00:58:21,707 --> 00:58:23,477
- EVA: Alright, no.
- RED:Doug 'The Thug' Glatt.
1149
00:58:23,501 --> 00:58:25,669
Doug with that big dick.
1150
00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:29,048
- Too much?
- It's not...
1151
00:58:29,215 --> 00:58:32,885
...the Halifax faithful hoping
'The Thug' can do his part
1152
00:58:33,052 --> 00:58:35,137
to get them back to
the play-offs.
1153
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:37,681
So, the St John's Shamrocks.
1154
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,683
The Shamrocks breaking out of
their own zone.
1155
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,661
- Here's the pass up the wing.
- (IMPACT THUDS)
1156
00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:42,685
Oh, baby!
1157
00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:44,438
Doug Glatt's return
1158
00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:48,859
continues to electrify
his crowd and his team.
1159
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:50,986
St John's still with
a man advantage.
1160
00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:52,753
LaFlamme getting up,
getting ready to go,
1161
00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:55,699
Anders Cain, no help tonight
as he has been suspended.
1162
00:58:57,201 --> 00:58:59,745
Five seconds to go on
the St John's power play,
1163
00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:01,539
and somehow Halifax
has been able
1164
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,499
to keep this game
tied at zero.
1165
00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,209
Now LaFlamme
steps out on the ice.
1166
00:59:05,376 --> 00:59:06,585
Halifax with the heat on.
1167
00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:08,170
Carlson looking back,
1168
00:59:08,337 --> 00:59:10,047
takes the puck at
the blue line.
1169
00:59:10,214 --> 00:59:14,301
Now Carlson, he's got a cannon!
He winds it up.
1170
00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,136
(PUCK WHOOSHES)
1171
00:59:16,303 --> 00:59:19,014
Oh, everyone,
check your asses for monkeys.
1172
00:59:19,181 --> 00:59:21,100
Xavier LaFlamme
blocking a shot?
1173
00:59:21,267 --> 00:59:23,227
Now we go to Stevenson.
1174
00:59:23,394 --> 00:59:25,354
Stevenson moves down
deep into the corner.
1175
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,597
Oh, growing out a moustache,
you little bitch, huh? Huh?
1176
00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:33,487
I'm so exhausted! Gatorade!
1177
00:59:33,654 --> 00:59:37,157
And now Glatt decides,
"Well, I'm a little thirsty."
1178
00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,118
Sorry. Pardon.
I'm super thirsty.
1179
00:59:39,285 --> 00:59:41,537
Meanwhile, Stevenson
comes out of the corner.
1180
00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:44,498
- He scores!
- (SPECTATORS CHEER)
1181
00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:48,127
- He took my fuckin' bottle...
- Yeah!
1182
00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:49,920
Well, I suppose there's no rule
1183
00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:52,172
about drinking
the opposing team's Gatorade,
1184
00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:55,009
but perhaps after tonight,
there should be.
1185
00:59:55,175 --> 00:59:57,219
(LAUGHS) You stole
his Gatorade, man!
1186
00:59:57,386 --> 00:59:59,388
He's so mad!
1187
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:02,308
Highlanders win thanks to
the unquenchable thirst
1188
01:00:02,474 --> 01:00:04,852
of a man they call 'The Thug'.
1189
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:12,067
Good for you, kid.
1190
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:16,822
Good for you.
1191
01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:20,743
Boys,
1192
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:23,162
got a little heat going now,
right?
1193
01:00:23,329 --> 01:00:25,372
So we're all gonna
take that heat into Reading
1194
01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:28,000
and we're gonna burn
their fuckin' flesh off
1195
01:00:28,167 --> 01:00:30,377
like fuckin' flamethrowers!
1196
01:00:30,544 --> 01:00:31,544
- Sir?
- Yes?
1197
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:33,047
OK, for the last time,
1198
01:00:33,213 --> 01:00:37,051
I'm gonna have to ask you to
lower your voice, OK? Just...
1199
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:38,844
Sweetie, take that for me,
would you?
1200
01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:41,411
Uh, no, not in first class,
so I don't take your... anything.
1201
01:00:41,513 --> 01:00:43,158
- Alrighty. Sit down?
- Just have a seat there.
1202
01:00:43,182 --> 01:00:44,975
Yes, sir.
That would be wonderful.
1203
01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:48,228
Thank you very much.
And if you could just remain seated.
1204
01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:50,439
- (GROANING)
- Oh for fuck's sake!
1205
01:00:50,606 --> 01:00:53,233
- (LIQUID TRICKLES)
- (GRUNTS) Hey, Belchy!
1206
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:57,821
Come see! This toilet looks
just like your mother.
1207
01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:01,075
(GRUNTS) Only markedly less
toilet-like.
1208
01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:02,618
(BOTH GROAN)
1209
01:01:02,785 --> 01:01:06,246
Oh, my God, you guys are...
Get the fuck out of here, man.
1210
01:01:06,413 --> 01:01:08,832
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- WOMAN: Disgusting.
1211
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:11,710
(WHISPERS) Hey. I'm not done.
1212
01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:13,754
- What...
- No.
1213
01:01:14,797 --> 01:01:16,256
(WHISPERS) She said no.
1214
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:18,258
We're gonna skate in there
1215
01:01:18,425 --> 01:01:22,012
and we're gonna show those
translucent Rust Belt weirdos
1216
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,597
how we play hock...
1217
01:01:23,764 --> 01:01:24,765
I swear.
1218
01:01:24,932 --> 01:01:26,308
(WHISPERS)
..north of the border.
1219
01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:29,228
- (MUTED CHEERS)
- (WHISPERS) Highlanders.
1220
01:01:29,395 --> 01:01:31,355
(SNAPS) Highlanders.
1221
01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:34,733
(ALL WHISPER)
Highlanders. Highlanders.
1222
01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:37,152
OK, but that is still making us
uncomfortable.
1223
01:01:37,319 --> 01:01:41,281
(ALL WHISPER) Highlanders.
Highlanders. Highlanders.
1224
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:45,703
- Highlanders. Highlanders.
- Wow, it smells like dick.
1225
01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:49,331
(WHISPERS) Highlanders.
Highlanders. Highlanders.
1226
01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:50,874
Stay in school.
1227
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,418
(WHISPERS) Highlanders.
1228
01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:53,984
RED:Three minutes left
in the third
1229
01:01:54,128 --> 01:01:56,922
and the Highlanders' hot streak
is in danger of ending,
1230
01:01:57,089 --> 01:01:59,049
as they trail the Wolfdogs
3 to 2.
1231
01:01:59,216 --> 01:02:00,926
A win tonight would see them
1232
01:02:01,093 --> 01:02:02,845
just one spot outside
play-offs contention.
1233
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:05,305
All my uncles are dead!
1234
01:02:05,472 --> 01:02:07,057
Anders Cain looks in front,
turns...
1235
01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,143
Oh, Waxman's...
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
1236
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:13,355
Cain scores!
And it's tied 3-3.
1237
01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:17,109
Great goal by Anders Cain
to keep the dream alive.
1238
01:02:17,276 --> 01:02:18,920
They're gonna be throwing
everything at us now
1239
01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:20,446
but the kitchen sink.
1240
01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:22,072
LaFlamme, do what you did
last game.
1241
01:02:22,239 --> 01:02:24,575
Stevesy, take his lead.
1242
01:02:24,742 --> 01:02:26,577
Yeah, yeah.
Dougie, listen to me.
1243
01:02:26,744 --> 01:02:29,025
You watch their backs,
keep your head in the fuckin' game.
1244
01:02:29,121 --> 01:02:31,206
Handle big man. You see him?
Send him a message.
1245
01:02:31,373 --> 01:02:33,250
Wake him up, Doug. Go, go, go.
1246
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,669
Don't go starting shit
you can't finish.
1247
01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:38,630
Coach Ronnie Hortense
had a few words for Doug Glatt
1248
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:41,049
who hasn't fought since
he came back two weeks ago,
1249
01:02:41,216 --> 01:02:44,136
and he goes
straight toward Totan.
1250
01:02:44,303 --> 01:02:46,305
- You are bumping me.
- Mount Totan.
1251
01:02:46,472 --> 01:02:49,183
- You're so enormous.
- (SNARLS)
1252
01:02:49,349 --> 01:02:50,642
Oy vey!
1253
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:55,105
Off the faceoff, the puck goes
back into the Wolfdog zone.
1254
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,566
Now it's sent off to centre ice,
turned over by LaFlamme.
1255
01:02:57,733 --> 01:02:59,610
LaFlamme looks across,
finds Stevenson.
1256
01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:02,529
Stevenson dumps it deep into
the Wolfdog territory.
1257
01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:04,156
The puck goes around now
to Totan.
1258
01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:06,074
MAN: Here we go!
1259
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:09,745
Here comes Glatt
right at Totan!
1260
01:03:09,912 --> 01:03:11,914
- (IMPACT SMACKS)- Oh, and he misses completely!
1261
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:13,332
Fuck. Shit.
1262
01:03:13,499 --> 01:03:15,959
It looks like he's in pain
on his right side.
1263
01:03:16,126 --> 01:03:17,126
(GRUNTS)
1264
01:03:17,169 --> 01:03:18,889
Starting the other way,
the Reading Wolfdogs
1265
01:03:19,046 --> 01:03:21,423
with an opportunity for
the go-ahead goal.
1266
01:03:21,590 --> 01:03:23,926
The puck is brought in
across the blue line.
1267
01:03:25,093 --> 01:03:27,679
- He scores!
- Fuck!
1268
01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:29,348
- Reading win!
- Fuck!
1269
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:31,391
And with just 10 games left
in the season,
1270
01:03:31,558 --> 01:03:33,352
the Highlanders
seem to have found a way
1271
01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:36,146
to rescue defeat
from the jaws of victory.
1272
01:03:36,313 --> 01:03:37,689
Way to go, Dougie!
1273
01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:39,733
Come on, Doug.
1274
01:03:40,859 --> 01:03:43,987
BELCHIOR: I don't wanna hear it.
Let's go. Let's fuckin' go.
1275
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:45,781
Beth! Beth, get in the car.
1276
01:03:45,948 --> 01:03:48,492
You better not have drank milk today,
you fuckin' lactose...
1277
01:03:48,659 --> 01:03:50,202
BELCHIOR: Come on!
1278
01:03:54,206 --> 01:03:57,376
- Did you watch the game?
- Yeah.
1279
01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:59,253
(SIGHS)
1280
01:03:59,419 --> 01:04:01,713
You said it could be scary
watching me out there.
1281
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,549
Was it scary?
1282
01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:07,094
I mean, I don't like
watching you get hurt,
1283
01:04:07,261 --> 01:04:09,346
so, yeah, a little.
1284
01:04:10,597 --> 01:04:11,974
- Ah!
- Oh, God! Jesus!
1285
01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,892
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
1286
01:04:18,939 --> 01:04:21,316
M-Maybe you shouldn't watch
the next one.
1287
01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:26,822
Yeah. Alright.
1288
01:04:26,989 --> 01:04:31,076
MATTHEW GOOD:♪ Insane I wake up ♪
1289
01:04:31,243 --> 01:04:35,289
♪ The oars I take up... ♪
1290
01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:37,583
(ENGINE STARTS)
1291
01:04:37,749 --> 01:04:39,585
RED:Halfway through the third,
1292
01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:41,729
the Highlanders are fighting
for their post-season lives
1293
01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,422
on fan appreciation night.
1294
01:04:43,589 --> 01:04:45,509
- A shot blocked by LaFlamme.
- Attaboy, Flammer!
1295
01:04:45,591 --> 01:04:47,217
What a contribution he's made.
1296
01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:49,428
Now LaFlamme
sees Walters coming.
1297
01:04:49,595 --> 01:04:53,056
And Walters sucker-punched him,
but he gets up.
1298
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:55,851
- He appears to be alright.
- Lift your fuckin' arm, ref!
1299
01:04:56,018 --> 01:04:58,270
McBain player Walters
is sent to the penalty box.
1300
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,857
And he is none too impressed.
1301
01:05:06,445 --> 01:05:08,447
- Fuck!
- You OK?
1302
01:05:08,614 --> 01:05:10,365
Yeah, I'm alright. Thanks.
1303
01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:12,910
OK, now we're gonna take
this fuckin' power play,
1304
01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:15,054
and we're gonna shove it up
their fuckin' sphincters!
1305
01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:16,288
No K-Y.
1306
01:05:16,455 --> 01:05:17,873
And when we're done with that,
1307
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,043
and that ugly piece of shit
gets out of that fuckin' box,
1308
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:23,086
we'll give 'em a piece
of our mind, OK?
1309
01:05:23,253 --> 01:05:26,340
I can do that, sir. I can give 'em
a piece of all our minds.
1310
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:29,718
No, he fuckin' can't.
His arm's all fucked up.
1311
01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:31,637
I'm fine. I can do this.
1312
01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:33,805
You can't fuckin' fight anybody.
1313
01:05:33,972 --> 01:05:36,475
Jesus Christ, boys.
What... what's going on?
1314
01:05:36,642 --> 01:05:40,020
- (GRUNTS)
- Not now, kiddo. Not now.
1315
01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:45,484
Anders Cain
is coming right across...
1316
01:05:45,651 --> 01:05:47,277
- Yeah? You wanna go?
- Yeah, come on.
1317
01:05:47,444 --> 01:05:48,820
Yeah, anytime, tough guy!
1318
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:50,447
I'll fuckin' go right on
1319
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,258
and knock your fuckin' teeth
down your throat.
1320
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:53,659
- Come on!
- Yeah, bring it on!
1321
01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:56,025
I'll tear your fuckin' head off
like a cured meat stick!
1322
01:05:56,161 --> 01:05:58,306
- RONNIE: Stevesy, you're up.
- You're a fuckin' meat stick!
1323
01:05:58,330 --> 01:06:00,916
And now there's action
over at the Highlander bench.
1324
01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,626
- And here comes Doug Glatt.
- Glatt!
1325
01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:04,169
- Hortense calls him back.
- Glatt!
1326
01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:05,796
- Get back here!
- Uh-oh!
1327
01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:09,383
We may finally see 'The Thug'
drop his gloves after all.
1328
01:06:09,549 --> 01:06:11,301
Anytime. Oh, you too?
1329
01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:12,844
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1330
01:06:13,011 --> 01:06:14,656
- What are you doing here?
- I'm here to...
1331
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,723
And now both Glatt and Cain
push and shove.
1332
01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:18,558
What the fuck do you mean,
you're here?
1333
01:06:18,725 --> 01:06:20,978
- I'll fuck both you guys up!
- It's mine!
1334
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,144
Whoa! Fuck!
1335
01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:24,648
And down goes Cain
with Glatt on top!
1336
01:06:24,815 --> 01:06:26,608
- What am I lookin' at?
- Fuck!
1337
01:06:26,775 --> 01:06:28,986
- What the fuck is this?!
- I don't know. I don't know.
1338
01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,738
I don't even wanna fight anymore.
You killed the mood.
1339
01:06:31,905 --> 01:06:33,824
Dougie, why are you
dry-humping Anders?
1340
01:06:33,991 --> 01:06:36,076
- Get off me!
- I'm trying! I don't want this!
1341
01:06:36,243 --> 01:06:38,829
You're on the same
fucking team, man!
1342
01:06:38,996 --> 01:06:41,665
Fuck, this is horrible!
This is fucking horrible!
1343
01:06:41,832 --> 01:06:43,250
- It is!
- Fuck!
1344
01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:44,417
It is.
1345
01:06:44,543 --> 01:06:47,462
I would like to remind fans
that, should they still desire,
1346
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:49,315
they can meet the Highlanders
in person tonight
1347
01:06:49,339 --> 01:06:51,967
at the Corktown Pub
for fan appreciation night.
1348
01:06:52,134 --> 01:06:56,972
(CROWD CHEERS AND CHANTS)
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
1349
01:06:57,139 --> 01:07:00,726
MAN: Anders, you fuckin' suck!
We fuckin' hate you!
1350
01:07:00,892 --> 01:07:02,936
Anders,
you piece of fuckin' shit!
1351
01:07:03,103 --> 01:07:05,856
(WHISPERS) I know it.
I fucking know it.
1352
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:07,524
What the fuck is wrong
with you now?
1353
01:07:07,691 --> 01:07:09,109
You know it too.
1354
01:07:09,276 --> 01:07:11,319
- I beat the shit...
- Take it easy.
1355
01:07:11,486 --> 01:07:13,006
- ...out of Doug Glatt.
- Take it easy.
1356
01:07:13,030 --> 01:07:15,490
You fucking take it easy!
I fucking destroyed him!
1357
01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:17,417
- Calm down.
- Get your fucking hands off me!
1358
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:19,119
- Hey!
- HYRUM: Anders...
1359
01:07:22,164 --> 01:07:23,915
I beat you.
1360
01:07:25,584 --> 01:07:27,169
Don't look at them,
you dumb fuck.
1361
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:29,212
- Look at me.
- Anders!
1362
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:33,925
I am here now. Me.
Right fucking in front of you!
1363
01:07:34,092 --> 01:07:36,261
- (GRUNTS)
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
1364
01:07:36,428 --> 01:07:38,221
- Attaboy, Doug.
- Doug...
1365
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:40,474
- (ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER)
- That's enough!
1366
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:44,186
- That's it. Come on.
- (PANTS)
1367
01:07:44,352 --> 01:07:47,564
- I'm fine. I'm fucking fine!
- Good. Chill out, man.
1368
01:07:47,731 --> 01:07:49,483
- OK? Just breathe.
- (GLASS SHATTERS)
1369
01:07:49,649 --> 01:07:51,943
(ALL SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER)
1370
01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:54,362
- That's enough!
- Come on, Doug!
1371
01:07:56,073 --> 01:07:58,533
- God!
- Anders, it's over. It's over.
1372
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:01,661
Get out. Walk him out.
1373
01:08:02,954 --> 01:08:05,749
(SINISTER MUSIC)
1374
01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:08,418
JAMES:Early reports coming in
of a bar brawl tonight
1375
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,754
at a popular
Halifax Highlanders hang-out,
1376
01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:13,590
allegedly involving
the Highlanders themselves
1377
01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:15,884
in what could be
just another example
1378
01:08:16,051 --> 01:08:18,053
of violence dogging the team.
1379
01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:19,596
This coming just weeks after
1380
01:08:19,763 --> 01:08:21,640
controversial
hockey fighting competition
1381
01:08:21,807 --> 01:08:23,892
Bruised and Battered
held its most recent event
1382
01:08:24,059 --> 01:08:27,687
at the Highlanders' home barn,
the Halifax MetroCentre.
1383
01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:30,440
With two must-win games
left to play
1384
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,484
and Cain and Glatt
each serving suspensions,
1385
01:08:32,651 --> 01:08:34,027
one can't help but wonder
1386
01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:38,281
if GM Hyrum Cain has
any more tricks up his sleeve.
1387
01:08:40,826 --> 01:08:42,744
EVA: You broke your promise.
1388
01:08:42,911 --> 01:08:45,038
I'm scared.
1389
01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:47,666
I never felt that before.
1390
01:08:49,251 --> 01:08:50,627
He's wearing my C.
1391
01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:53,964
Are you fucking kidding me?
That's the best you can do?
1392
01:08:54,131 --> 01:08:57,843
I gave up stuff
I like doing too.
1393
01:08:58,009 --> 01:09:00,220
It's different.
You've never had a team.
1394
01:09:02,973 --> 01:09:04,599
Yeah.
1395
01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:07,144
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Maybe... maybe I never did.
1396
01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:09,896
I can still do what I'm supposed
to do. I can still fight.
1397
01:09:10,063 --> 01:09:11,582
EVA: I guess
that's the fucking problem.
1398
01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:12,607
Eva...
1399
01:09:12,774 --> 01:09:14,359
And yet the worst part is
1400
01:09:14,526 --> 01:09:18,280
you're making me into this
fuckin' naggy housewife.
1401
01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:22,826
Do you think I wanna be
fucking worrying about you?
1402
01:09:22,993 --> 01:09:25,745
You think I want to be
giving you shit?
1403
01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:27,998
I don't. This isn't who I am.
1404
01:09:28,165 --> 01:09:30,667
Eva, please.
Where are you going?
1405
01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:33,170
I'm not going anywhere.
1406
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,637
I eat this soup.
1407
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:46,766
Yes, I know. That's why I...
1408
01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:49,102
(SIGHS)
1409
01:09:51,313 --> 01:09:53,899
I just need some time, Doug.
1410
01:09:56,276 --> 01:09:57,861
(SIGHS)
1411
01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:08,580
ANDERS: Dad,
I'm fuckin' sorry, OK?
1412
01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,208
I'm sorry.
I fuck... I-I fucked up.
1413
01:10:13,919 --> 01:10:15,295
Fuck.
1414
01:10:15,462 --> 01:10:17,088
I wanna win. I wanna...
1415
01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:19,216
HYRUM: Your contract's
been terminated.
1416
01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:22,010
Uh... I'm sorry. What?
1417
01:10:22,177 --> 01:10:24,012
You're on a flight
at 10:00pm tonight.
1418
01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:33,897
No?
1419
01:10:35,482 --> 01:10:37,234
(SNIFFS)
1420
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:41,905
What are you doing?
1421
01:10:42,072 --> 01:10:44,324
Get the fuck out of my face.
1422
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:47,869
- You wanna swing at me?
- You wanna swing at me?
1423
01:10:54,292 --> 01:10:56,294
(HAND SLAPS)
1424
01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,255
You're a fucking pussy.
1425
01:11:06,846 --> 01:11:09,015
(SNORTS, SPITS)
1426
01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:13,770
('LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT' BY LUSH)
1427
01:11:15,855 --> 01:11:18,608
I-I'm just saying,
1428
01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:21,903
you're pissed at Doug
because he's a hockey player
1429
01:11:22,070 --> 01:11:24,072
and he wants to play hockey.
1430
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:28,159
He was fucking bare-knuckle
prize-fighting too. Jesus!
1431
01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:30,870
- Whose side are you on?
- (SNIFFS)
1432
01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:33,790
We both agreed to do this
and we both gave shit up.
1433
01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:35,333
That's what growing up is.
1434
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:38,336
I-I had shit
that I liked doing too.
1435
01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:41,256
(SNORTS) Jägerbombs?
1436
01:11:41,423 --> 01:11:43,883
Look, I know
you sacrificed things.
1437
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:47,012
I mean, you have a fucking baby
growing in your belly. I get it.
1438
01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:52,517
I just... I think that Doug's team
is more than just hockey,
1439
01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,227
you know?
1440
01:11:56,938 --> 01:11:59,316
More than a team, even.
1441
01:12:08,575 --> 01:12:10,410
JAMES: Highlanders GM Hyrum Cain
1442
01:12:10,577 --> 01:12:11,953
confirming that Anders Cain
1443
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,538
has been released
from his contract.
1444
01:12:13,705 --> 01:12:16,166
Let this be a lesson
to everyone out there.
1445
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,710
Your father
will break your heart,
1446
01:12:18,877 --> 01:12:20,879
and then he'll shove it down
your fuckin' throat,
1447
01:12:21,046 --> 01:12:23,673
pull it out your ass,
put it right back in your chest.
1448
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,135
JAMES: No word on whether
Hyrum Cain plans to replace Anders
1449
01:12:27,302 --> 01:12:30,055
as the Highlanders round out
their season with must-win games
1450
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:31,765
at home against the Lovell Kings
1451
01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:35,769
and Anders' old team,
the Reading Wolfdogs.
1452
01:12:39,064 --> 01:12:41,608
('FLY AT NIGHT' BY CHILLIWACK)
1453
01:12:41,775 --> 01:12:42,817
(SIGHS)
1454
01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:49,157
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
1455
01:12:52,452 --> 01:12:55,413
Stevesy, Legs, Geno,
you know what you need to do.
1456
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:57,916
Eat up minutes.
Grind the shit out of them.
1457
01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:00,001
Make them fuck up.
1458
01:13:00,168 --> 01:13:03,546
Tonight, we need to play
fucking hard.
1459
01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:05,215
- Right, boys?
- Yeah.
1460
01:13:05,382 --> 01:13:07,258
- Alright, boys?!
- Yeah!
1461
01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:09,094
Let's fucking do this.
1462
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:11,020
ROSS: So, you pussies
playing hockey or what?
1463
01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:14,265
Wow.
1464
01:13:14,432 --> 01:13:16,810
(BELL TOLLS)
1465
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,812
I messed up, Pat.
1466
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:22,357
You know, I really like
living with you in the motel,
1467
01:13:22,524 --> 01:13:24,317
but I just kind of
wanna go home now.
1468
01:13:24,484 --> 01:13:26,945
Yeah, no, I-I get that.
It's, uh... (SNIFFS)
1469
01:13:27,112 --> 01:13:28,613
It's definitely not the Ritz,
1470
01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:31,616
but so long as Sherilynn owns it,
it's a bed and it's free,
1471
01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:34,202
thanks to that deal
I cut with her.
1472
01:13:34,369 --> 01:13:35,787
What kind of deal?
1473
01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:38,164
Fucking the shit out of her
constantly.
1474
01:13:38,331 --> 01:13:39,833
Your cousin Sherilynn?
1475
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:43,169
I don't think I'm the only dude
she's fuckin',
1476
01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:45,880
but then she's not the only dude
I'm fuckin'.
1477
01:13:47,632 --> 01:13:49,884
(PHONE RINGS)
1478
01:13:51,261 --> 01:13:53,138
Eva? Hello?
1479
01:13:53,304 --> 01:13:55,140
EVA ON PHONE: Uh, hey.
Doug, um...
1480
01:13:55,306 --> 01:13:58,101
Eva, hello! It's me, Doug Glatt.
1481
01:13:58,268 --> 01:14:00,228
Uh, Doug, where are you?
1482
01:14:00,395 --> 01:14:02,730
DOUG ON PHONE: I'm sorry
I broke my promise.
1483
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:07,318
I shouldn't have done that,
because we're a team.
1484
01:14:07,485 --> 01:14:09,571
I'm so in love with you.
1485
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:11,865
We're gonna have a family,
and I swear...
1486
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,325
Uh, Doug, my water broke.
1487
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:17,454
It's OK. I can just buy you
another one at the gas station.
1488
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:19,998
No, no! My water broke!
1489
01:14:20,165 --> 01:14:23,084
The baby, uh...
The baby's coming.
1490
01:14:23,251 --> 01:14:24,251
What?
1491
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:27,005
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What?
1492
01:14:27,172 --> 01:14:29,215
What? What? Now?
Wait. What? What?
1493
01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:31,634
Mary's at the store... at the store,
so I'm all alone.
1494
01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:35,221
No, you're not. Like the baby,
I'm also coming now.
1495
01:14:35,388 --> 01:14:37,056
OK. OK.
1496
01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:38,975
- (TYRES SCREECH)
- Holy fucking cunt balls!
1497
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:41,102
- It's happening!
- Keep your eyes on the road.
1498
01:14:41,269 --> 01:14:43,021
Oh, yeah. So sorry.
So sorry. So sorry.
1499
01:14:43,188 --> 01:14:44,814
But, Eva,
I just gotta tell you,
1500
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,317
you, my dear,
are gonna look fucking radiant
1501
01:14:47,484 --> 01:14:48,860
during childbirth.
1502
01:14:49,027 --> 01:14:50,403
I am so sorry.
1503
01:14:50,570 --> 01:14:52,906
From now on, whatever we do,
we do as a team, OK?
1504
01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:54,824
You know,
there's just this natural beauty
1505
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,576
that comes from
such a violent act -
1506
01:14:56,743 --> 01:14:58,912
the blood and the fucking pussy
ripping open.
1507
01:14:59,078 --> 01:15:00,455
Yeah, I'm gonna be
the best husband
1508
01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:02,207
and the best father I can be.
1509
01:15:02,373 --> 01:15:03,791
I'll just say it -
to me, no woman,
1510
01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,335
no fuckin' woman
is more beautiful
1511
01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:06,878
than when she's giving birth.
1512
01:15:07,045 --> 01:15:08,421
Could we, uh...
Guys, that's great.
1513
01:15:08,588 --> 01:15:10,131
Could we have no talking
for a bit?
1514
01:15:10,298 --> 01:15:11,966
Yeah. Of course.
Whatever you need.
1515
01:15:12,133 --> 01:15:13,510
- Hey! Goddamn it!
- (HORN TOOTS)
1516
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:16,804
What the fuck? What, is
everyone in this city Chinese?
1517
01:15:16,971 --> 01:15:19,599
RED:Oh, no!
Down goes Stevenson!
1518
01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:21,184
Jesus Christ!
1519
01:15:21,351 --> 01:15:23,561
Come on! This is not how
we kill a fucking penalty!
1520
01:15:23,728 --> 01:15:25,408
Come on, Stevesy!
You're good, you're good.
1521
01:15:25,522 --> 01:15:27,524
LaFlamme, come on. Come on.
Good, get out.
1522
01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:29,067
- Watch the point!
- Sit down.
1523
01:15:29,234 --> 01:15:32,570
Rest that fuckin' ass.
Where the fuck is he?
1524
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:35,114
Hortense keeps looking over
toward the dressing room.
1525
01:15:35,281 --> 01:15:37,742
DOUG: Breathe, Eva, breathe.
1526
01:15:37,909 --> 01:15:39,911
- OK?
- EVA: OK.
1527
01:15:40,078 --> 01:15:43,248
Deep, slow breaths.
Breathe, Eva. Breathe.
1528
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:45,583
(PUNCHES THUD)
1529
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,962
(ROSS GRUNTS, ROARS)
1530
01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:50,630
RED:Lovell and Halifax,
1531
01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:52,924
now LaFlamme goes after
the puck in the corner.
1532
01:15:53,091 --> 01:15:54,842
He takes it in behind the...
Here it comes!
1533
01:15:55,009 --> 01:15:57,845
Oh! It's...
Oh! And down goes LaFlamme.
1534
01:15:58,012 --> 01:16:01,266
Now Owens is bumped by...
Ross Rhea?
1535
01:16:01,432 --> 01:16:04,519
- Nice hit, eh?
- Better late than never.
1536
01:16:04,686 --> 01:16:06,312
Ross Rhea is back!
1537
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,605
(EVA PANTS, GASPS)
1538
01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:10,233
DOCTOR: One last big push.
Can you do that for me, Eva?
1539
01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,068
RED:He's back as a Highlander!
1540
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:14,320
You know, son,
generally, it's polite to ask.
1541
01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,115
Go watch some curling and get
a fucking dye job, you old man.
1542
01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:18,449
- Fuck you.
- (GRUNTS)
1543
01:16:18,616 --> 01:16:20,261
- Come on, Eva.
- DOCTOR: That's it. OK, Eva.
1544
01:16:20,285 --> 01:16:22,787
- DOCTOR: Home stretch.
- (SCREAMS)
1545
01:16:22,954 --> 01:16:25,915
RED:Ross Rhea fires
that patented right...
1546
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:28,543
(GROANS)
1547
01:16:28,710 --> 01:16:31,629
(BABY CRIES)
1548
01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:34,966
(GRUNTS)
1549
01:16:35,133 --> 01:16:37,135
- RED:We thought he was done!
- Old man, eh?
1550
01:16:37,302 --> 01:16:38,928
And he's back in style.
1551
01:16:39,095 --> 01:16:41,806
('CAN'T SLEEP' BY THE ADAM BROWN)
1552
01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:46,978
♪ I can't sleep tonight
I can't sleep tonight. ♪
1553
01:16:47,145 --> 01:16:49,147
(BABIES CRY IN DISTANCE)
1554
01:16:49,314 --> 01:16:52,150
- (PAT PASSES WIND)
- Pat...
1555
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:04,662
- Hey, hey, hey!
- (GASPS)
1556
01:17:04,829 --> 01:17:06,873
Yeah!
1557
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:11,169
(PLAYERS MURMUR)
1558
01:17:13,421 --> 01:17:14,922
Nice shot, man.
1559
01:17:15,089 --> 01:17:17,383
Let me know if
you're not gonna keep it, OK?
1560
01:17:17,550 --> 01:17:20,094
- Yeah, we're gonna keep it.
- Let me know.
1561
01:17:21,888 --> 01:17:24,307
Fuckin' weirdo.
1562
01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:26,225
Everyone OK in there?
1563
01:17:26,392 --> 01:17:29,187
Everybody's great.
1564
01:17:29,354 --> 01:17:31,481
Welcome to the Highlanders.
1565
01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:35,151
Looks like I'm not done
after all, eh?
1566
01:17:36,319 --> 01:17:37,904
Mazel tov, kiddo.
1567
01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:41,532
Hey!
1568
01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:46,496
A dick explodes, a baby is made
and a father is born.
1569
01:17:50,750 --> 01:17:52,377
I love you.
1570
01:17:55,046 --> 01:17:56,464
All these kisses.
1571
01:17:56,631 --> 01:18:00,468
- I will love your baby.
- Thank you so much.
1572
01:18:00,635 --> 01:18:02,220
That's so nice.
1573
01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:05,098
I'm a great babysitter, so I...
Not that you...
1574
01:18:05,264 --> 01:18:06,808
Oh, OK. (CHUCKLES)
1575
01:18:09,977 --> 01:18:12,021
You have my back.
1576
01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:14,315
You have since we met,
1577
01:18:14,482 --> 01:18:18,569
and you need to know
I'll always have yours.
1578
01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:21,656
Something for the baby.
1579
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:35,128
It's official. It's official.
1580
01:18:35,294 --> 01:18:37,338
- MAN: Go, Dougie.
- MAN 2: You go, Dougie.
1581
01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:41,426
- (MEN CHEER)
- I love you, buddy.
1582
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:43,344
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
1583
01:18:43,511 --> 01:18:45,722
- Way to go, Dougie!
- Good boy!
1584
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:49,726
(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
1585
01:18:52,895 --> 01:18:55,606
...Doug.
1586
01:18:55,773 --> 01:18:58,985
- (KISSES)
- Thank you.
1587
01:19:00,403 --> 01:19:01,779
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1588
01:19:01,946 --> 01:19:04,031
(WHISPERS) I don't know
who he is.
1589
01:19:09,662 --> 01:19:12,123
I love you, Eva.
1590
01:19:12,290 --> 01:19:15,126
Mm. I love you too, Doug.
1591
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:20,506
Mm. (GIGGLES)
1592
01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:22,800
Damn!
1593
01:19:22,967 --> 01:19:26,012
I'm high as fuckin' balls.
1594
01:19:26,179 --> 01:19:28,431
Just big ol' balls.
1595
01:19:28,598 --> 01:19:33,019
PS, fuckin' pushing a baby
out your vagina blows hard.
1596
01:19:33,186 --> 01:19:35,354
I know.
1597
01:19:36,481 --> 01:19:38,900
But you were here.
1598
01:19:40,985 --> 01:19:43,446
I needed you and you were here.
1599
01:19:45,865 --> 01:19:48,451
It's the same shit, Doug.
1600
01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:52,038
It's the same shit
that brought you here
1601
01:19:52,205 --> 01:19:55,708
is the shit that needs you
to be out there.
1602
01:19:57,919 --> 01:19:59,879
They need you too.
1603
01:20:01,923 --> 01:20:04,133
Highlanders need you.
1604
01:20:07,386 --> 01:20:11,349
Doug, you need to be out there.
1605
01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:17,647
JAMES: This is it.
The last game of the season.
1606
01:20:17,814 --> 01:20:19,524
The Highlanders
need one more win
1607
01:20:19,690 --> 01:20:22,276
after their gutsy
2-1 victory over Lovell.
1608
01:20:22,443 --> 01:20:23,986
CHAD: And now, tonight,
1609
01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:26,364
their entire season
hangs on this one last game,
1610
01:20:26,531 --> 01:20:28,366
which should be a doozy
1611
01:20:28,533 --> 01:20:30,785
as it marks Cain's return
to the Halifax MetroCentre
1612
01:20:30,952 --> 01:20:34,121
in his first game back since
re-signing with the Wolfdogs.
1613
01:20:34,288 --> 01:20:35,849
REPORTER: Any message
for your former teammates?
1614
01:20:35,873 --> 01:20:37,166
Watch your back.
1615
01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:41,254
- Cain's gonna be out there.
- PARK: Fuck Cain.
1616
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:44,131
The shape your shoulder's in,
you tweak it,
1617
01:20:44,298 --> 01:20:46,592
you throw one heavy punch
with that right,
1618
01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:48,928
that's your career fucked
for good.
1619
01:20:49,095 --> 01:20:50,763
I need to protect my team.
1620
01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:53,182
We're having
a very busy night here.
1621
01:20:56,519 --> 01:21:01,858
Xavier, you've been whatever
this team has needed you to be.
1622
01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:04,735
You've worked, you've bled.
1623
01:21:07,029 --> 01:21:08,990
(CLEARS THROAT) I, uh...
1624
01:21:09,156 --> 01:21:11,701
I unstitched it
from Cain's jersey.
1625
01:21:14,161 --> 01:21:16,664
It's yours now.
You've earned it.
1626
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:22,044
(PLAYERS CHEER, APPLAUD)
1627
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,171
RONNIE: Flammer, Flammer,
come on.
1628
01:21:29,635 --> 01:21:31,178
(CHUCKLES)
1629
01:21:32,638 --> 01:21:34,015
(CHUCKLES)
1630
01:21:34,181 --> 01:21:37,268
I learned the difference
between a moment and a career
1631
01:21:37,435 --> 01:21:39,437
is evolution.
1632
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,315
Evolution.
1633
01:21:42,481 --> 01:21:45,067
You will slow down.
1634
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:47,403
You will get old.
1635
01:21:47,570 --> 01:21:50,656
Your body will fail you.
1636
01:21:50,823 --> 01:21:53,701
So you evolve.
1637
01:21:53,868 --> 01:21:56,329
You change your game.
1638
01:21:56,495 --> 01:21:59,165
You do what you need to do
with the time you got.
1639
01:22:00,791 --> 01:22:03,753
If not, you go extinct.
1640
01:22:06,005 --> 01:22:09,467
Evolve or go extinct.
1641
01:22:12,011 --> 01:22:14,013
- Are you ready to go extinct?
- No, I am not.
1642
01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:16,474
- No fuckin' way.
- Are you fucking extinct?
1643
01:22:16,641 --> 01:22:18,809
- No!
- No, absolutely not.
1644
01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:20,770
Well, I'm still here.
1645
01:22:20,937 --> 01:22:23,481
I'm not ready to go
fucking extinct.
1646
01:22:23,648 --> 01:22:26,692
- The Highlanders are still here!
- Yeah, we are.
1647
01:22:26,859 --> 01:22:28,945
The fucking Highlanders
are here!
1648
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,696
(PLAYERS CHEER)
1649
01:22:30,863 --> 01:22:33,741
(ALL CHANT) Highlanders!
Highlanders!
1650
01:22:33,908 --> 01:22:36,869
Highlanders! Highlanders!
1651
01:22:37,036 --> 01:22:40,331
- Highlanders! Highlanders!
- (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1652
01:22:40,498 --> 01:22:44,085
Highlanders! Highlanders!
Highlanders!
1653
01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:45,836
- Alright, boys?
- (CHANTING CONTINUES)
1654
01:22:46,003 --> 01:22:47,755
Let's do this! Come on!
1655
01:22:47,922 --> 01:22:49,757
RED:This is it, folks.
1656
01:22:49,924 --> 01:22:51,604
It's do or die
for the Highlanders tonight.
1657
01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:54,428
Their entire season
comes down to this one game.
1658
01:22:54,595 --> 01:22:56,555
It's that simple.
1659
01:22:57,890 --> 01:23:00,726
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
1660
01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:03,562
- Fuck 'em up!
- Come on!
1661
01:23:03,729 --> 01:23:07,483
Which one do you want?
I got the big one.
1662
01:23:07,650 --> 01:23:09,360
Ah, fuck it.
I want both of 'em.
1663
01:23:12,029 --> 01:23:13,948
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
1664
01:23:15,658 --> 01:23:18,452
It's open season on all your
fucking boys tonight, Doug.
1665
01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:22,581
- I don't have to fight you.
- Yeah, you do.
1666
01:23:29,797 --> 01:23:32,425
RED:So it's a must-win
for the Halifax Highlanders.
1667
01:23:32,591 --> 01:23:34,844
There's no tomorrow
if they don't.
1668
01:23:35,011 --> 01:23:36,887
Guys, listen,
I got some changes here.
1669
01:23:37,054 --> 01:23:39,849
Flammer, Dougie, Rhea,
off the hop,
1670
01:23:40,016 --> 01:23:41,726
Legs and Geno on the back end.
1671
01:23:41,892 --> 01:23:44,687
OK, boys, let's go.
Game faces, focus.
1672
01:23:44,854 --> 01:23:46,894
They're gonna try and taunt us.
Don't look for shit.
1673
01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:49,525
Now Doug Glatt comes out
to take the opening faceoff
1674
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:53,696
alongside Ross Rhea,
former combatants.
1675
01:23:53,863 --> 01:23:57,074
Hey, big fella.
You like Kim Mitchell?
1676
01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:58,826
That's what I thought.
1677
01:23:58,993 --> 01:24:00,913
- Alright. We're fuckin' going.
- (WHISTLE TOOTS)
1678
01:24:01,037 --> 01:24:03,330
- Alright, here we go.
- What the fuck did I just say?
1679
01:24:03,497 --> 01:24:05,666
Coach said don't look for shit.
That's shit.
1680
01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:08,169
I bet you don't like Rush either,
you fuckin' big Litvak.
1681
01:24:08,335 --> 01:24:10,880
He's looking for shit.
Goddamn it, laid 'em right out.
1682
01:24:11,047 --> 01:24:13,340
Jesus Christ,
what are they feeding ya?
1683
01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,384
A lot of fuckin' pierogis, eh?
1684
01:24:15,551 --> 01:24:19,513
Easy, big fella.
Alright. Here we go.
1685
01:24:21,265 --> 01:24:23,392
(SPECTATORS CHEER)(BOTH GRUNT)
1686
01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:25,853
(BLOW SQUELCHES)(GRUNTS)
1687
01:24:33,778 --> 01:24:35,905
RED:Well, folks,
big girls may not cry...
1688
01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:37,448
How about that, eh?
1689
01:24:37,615 --> 01:24:40,242
...but big men from Eastern Europe
apparently bleed a lot.
1690
01:24:40,409 --> 01:24:43,454
Fuckin' right!
I can do this all night, boys.
1691
01:24:44,497 --> 01:24:46,540
You're gonna leave this building
in an ambulance.
1692
01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:48,101
Sorry, Point Break.
You say something?
1693
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:49,877
- Rosser, Rosser, nah, nah.
- Come on, boy.
1694
01:24:50,044 --> 01:24:52,046
- You can come play.
- It's over. Go to the box.
1695
01:24:52,213 --> 01:24:54,965
No? Alright. You sure?
1696
01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:57,343
Oh! No.
He doesn't wanna fucking play.
1697
01:24:57,510 --> 01:24:59,845
- Let's go.
- (GRUNTS)
1698
01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:01,639
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
1699
01:25:03,224 --> 01:25:05,434
RED:So at the faceoff,
the puck is dropped.
1700
01:25:05,601 --> 01:25:06,977
It goes back to Anders Cain.
1701
01:25:07,144 --> 01:25:08,904
The former captain
of the Halifax Highlanders
1702
01:25:08,979 --> 01:25:10,856
bounces off a check,
moves up the right wing
1703
01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:13,943
moves right in on goal,
trying to bang it by Belchior.
1704
01:25:14,110 --> 01:25:18,197
Runs into Ahmed.
They count the goal. Should it count?
1705
01:25:18,364 --> 01:25:20,425
- Where's the fucking whistle?!
- Where the fuck's the whistle?
1706
01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,118
Cheap fucking goal.
1707
01:25:22,284 --> 01:25:25,830
So, the Highlanders down 1-0
in the second period,
1708
01:25:25,996 --> 01:25:27,373
a game they have to win.
1709
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:29,625
And here comes LaFlamme,
dancing up the centre ice.
1710
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:31,293
LaFlamme makes a move,
1711
01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,188
dipsy-doodle, heads toward
the front of the net.
1712
01:25:33,212 --> 01:25:36,132
Flips it back.
Yakovlena. He scores!
1713
01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:37,675
- (SPECTATORS CHEER)
- Yes!
1714
01:25:37,842 --> 01:25:41,178
- (SOFTLY) Yes. Yes. Yes.
- Evgeni Yakovlena...
1715
01:25:41,345 --> 01:25:42,429
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
1716
01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:47,309
ANNOUNCER:..scored by number 6,
Evgeni Yakovlena.
1717
01:25:47,476 --> 01:25:49,061
RED:So it's 1-1
in the second period.
1718
01:25:49,228 --> 01:25:51,272
Here once again is LaFlamme...(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
1719
01:25:51,438 --> 01:25:53,524
Oh! Was he hammered!
1720
01:25:53,691 --> 01:25:55,377
- GORD: Horseshit!
- RONNIE: Fucking bullshit!
1721
01:25:55,401 --> 01:25:57,921
- Put me in right fucking now.
- You've done enough for tonight.
1722
01:25:58,070 --> 01:25:59,613
- Fucking asshole.
- We'll get him.
1723
01:25:59,780 --> 01:26:02,741
- That's fucking bullshit.
- He's a fucking lunatic!
1724
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:05,411
(GRUNTS)
1725
01:26:05,578 --> 01:26:07,204
Now the puck finds its way
to Glatt.
1726
01:26:07,371 --> 01:26:08,998
- They're normally strangers.
- Dougie!
1727
01:26:09,165 --> 01:26:10,916
- (GRUNTS)- Holy cow!
1728
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,626
- Jesus.
- Thanks, X!
1729
01:26:12,793 --> 01:26:15,754
- Did you see that?!
- That's Captain A.
1730
01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:19,508
It was LaFlamme who ran into
and decked Cain!
1731
01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:21,260
Flammer's loaded for bear.
1732
01:26:21,427 --> 01:26:24,263
Here comes LaFlamme,
makes a move around the defender,
1733
01:26:24,430 --> 01:26:25,806
moves right in on the goal.
1734
01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:28,434
Magic hands.
Great save by Nicholai.
1735
01:26:28,601 --> 01:26:31,312
Watch Flammer's back. Do what
you gotta do, but keep it clean.
1736
01:26:31,478 --> 01:26:33,272
Six minutes left
in the third period.
1737
01:26:33,439 --> 01:26:36,567
Halifax and Reading
still tied at a goal apiece.
1738
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:39,820
- Take ice away! Come on!
- Here's Anders Cain.
1739
01:26:39,987 --> 01:26:41,989
- Cain gets it over to Totan.
- Get on the puck!
1740
01:26:42,156 --> 01:26:44,116
Totan looks back,
returns it to Cain.
1741
01:26:44,283 --> 01:26:46,410
(SPECTATORS BOO AND JEER)
1742
01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:50,706
What is this you're doing?
Make shoot!
1743
01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,583
Cain seems to be
in the midst of
1744
01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:55,169
some sort of psycho-athletic
fugue state.
1745
01:26:55,336 --> 01:26:57,296
Fuckin' make shoot!
1746
01:26:59,173 --> 01:27:00,424
(GLASS SHATTERS)
1747
01:27:00,591 --> 01:27:03,135
- (SPECTATORS EXCLAIM)- Mother of God!
1748
01:27:03,302 --> 01:27:04,988
- Holy snappin' arseholes.
- What the fuck's he doing?
1749
01:27:05,012 --> 01:27:06,698
- Right off his rocker.
- What's he fuckin' doing?
1750
01:27:06,722 --> 01:27:08,057
What the fuck?
1751
01:27:08,224 --> 01:27:11,018
Cain seems to have actually
fired the puck
1752
01:27:11,185 --> 01:27:13,562
into his father's
loge accommodations.
1753
01:27:13,729 --> 01:27:15,648
- (WHISTLE TOOTS)
- You gonna call that or what?
1754
01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:19,318
Now Anders Cain
takes a shot at LaFlamme.
1755
01:27:19,485 --> 01:27:21,820
- Come on!
- LaFlamme punches back at Cain.
1756
01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:24,365
Ross Rhea steps in.
Cain gives a right.
1757
01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:26,283
What the fuck was that?
1758
01:27:26,450 --> 01:27:28,470
ROSS: I'm gonna teach you
some fuckin' manners, son.
1759
01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:32,248
He has gone absolutely bonkers
in this game here tonight.
1760
01:27:32,414 --> 01:27:35,793
Now he goes to the penalty box.
So does Ross Rhea.
1761
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:37,336
WOMAN: Fuck you, Cain!
1762
01:27:37,503 --> 01:27:40,214
ANNOUNCER OVER P.A.:Halifax number three, Ross Rhea,
1763
01:27:40,381 --> 01:27:43,175
Reading number 13, Anders Cain.
1764
01:27:43,342 --> 01:27:47,012
- Getting tired?
- Dude, I'm always tired.
1765
01:27:48,097 --> 01:27:49,765
'Cause you're
an old piece of shit.
1766
01:27:49,932 --> 01:27:51,558
You got me there.
1767
01:27:52,893 --> 01:27:55,229
This old piece of shit's gonna
take your fuckin' head off.
1768
01:27:55,396 --> 01:27:57,898
Rhea! Get your ass
back to the bench!
1769
01:27:58,065 --> 01:27:59,465
RONNIE: We're gonna
kill this thing.
1770
01:27:59,608 --> 01:28:01,986
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1771
01:28:04,905 --> 01:28:06,323
Good luck, kid.
1772
01:28:08,409 --> 01:28:10,452
The two combatants
step back out on the ice...
1773
01:28:10,619 --> 01:28:12,413
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
1774
01:28:12,579 --> 01:28:14,707
...and immediately
Rhea begins to chase Cain.
1775
01:28:14,873 --> 01:28:16,208
Rhea!
1776
01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:19,086
The puck is still in
Reading territory.
1777
01:28:19,253 --> 01:28:20,773
Now it's knocked back
to the blue line.
1778
01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,798
Here's a shot on goal.
A save is made.
1779
01:28:22,965 --> 01:28:25,759
Puck goes into the corner.
Rhea goes in after it.
1780
01:28:25,926 --> 01:28:29,305
- Anders, no.
- And going after Rhea is Cain.
1781
01:28:29,471 --> 01:28:31,557
- (IMPACT THUDS)
- No!
1782
01:28:31,724 --> 01:28:34,560
I told you you'd end up in
a fucking ambulance.
1783
01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:37,771
- You fucking piece of shit!
- Get the fuck out of here, Cain.
1784
01:28:37,938 --> 01:28:40,232
Rhea is down. He's bloodied.
1785
01:28:40,399 --> 01:28:42,484
He may well be unconscious.
1786
01:28:42,651 --> 01:28:45,070
- (PLAYERS YELL)
- Motherfucker!
1787
01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:47,437
Let's get the board out.
Let's get him on the stretcher.
1788
01:28:47,573 --> 01:28:49,992
They're bringing out
the stretcher.
1789
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:52,411
Rhea is down, folks.
He's bleeding.
1790
01:28:52,578 --> 01:28:54,163
This doesn't look good.
1791
01:28:54,330 --> 01:28:57,458
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
1792
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,003
Hm.
1793
01:29:06,050 --> 01:29:07,634
- Doug.
- Shit.
1794
01:29:07,801 --> 01:29:09,762
OK, up, back down. OK.
1795
01:29:09,928 --> 01:29:11,430
Ladies and gentlemen,
1796
01:29:11,597 --> 01:29:14,016
Doug 'The Thug' Glatt
is entering the fray.
1797
01:29:14,183 --> 01:29:17,186
He's making a beeline
for Anders Cain.
1798
01:29:17,353 --> 01:29:20,689
This could only mean one thing.
1799
01:29:20,856 --> 01:29:22,576
I thought you didn't need to
fight me, Doug.
1800
01:29:22,608 --> 01:29:24,109
ROSS: Lay him the fuck out, kid.
1801
01:29:27,738 --> 01:29:28,739
(SOFTLY) Doug...
1802
01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:31,075
This is for someone else.
1803
01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:33,994
(BLOW SQUELCHES)
1804
01:29:36,955 --> 01:29:37,955
(GRUNTS)
1805
01:29:37,998 --> 01:29:39,792
(BLOWS THUD)
1806
01:29:39,958 --> 01:29:42,669
(BOTH GRUNT)
1807
01:29:42,836 --> 01:29:45,923
Cain and Glatt going at each other
one after the other.
1808
01:29:46,090 --> 01:29:48,634
- One, two, three.
- (SCREAMS)
1809
01:29:48,801 --> 01:29:50,594
- Oh, he hammers Glatt.
- (SPECTATORS GROAN)
1810
01:29:50,761 --> 01:29:52,763
- Fuck.
- Blood spews.
1811
01:29:52,930 --> 01:29:55,474
- (GRUNTS)
- Oh!
1812
01:29:59,770 --> 01:30:03,232
And these guys are being
left to their own devices.
1813
01:30:03,399 --> 01:30:06,151
(BOTH GRUNT)
1814
01:30:08,612 --> 01:30:11,115
- Yes!
- These men are wild.
1815
01:30:11,281 --> 01:30:14,034
They're crazy.
There's blood everywhere.
1816
01:30:16,328 --> 01:30:18,122
Attaboy, Dougie.
1817
01:30:19,456 --> 01:30:23,085
I'm glad you came back, Doug!
Come on!
1818
01:30:23,252 --> 01:30:25,254
(ROARS)
1819
01:30:26,296 --> 01:30:29,425
(IMPACT CRUNCHES)(SCREAMS)
1820
01:30:34,638 --> 01:30:36,640
(BLOWS THUD)(GRUNTS)
1821
01:30:36,807 --> 01:30:39,935
Oh, blood and gore
all over the floor!
1822
01:30:42,813 --> 01:30:45,566
The linesmen
are nowhere to be seen.
1823
01:30:45,732 --> 01:30:47,234
You can't blame them.
1824
01:30:47,401 --> 01:30:51,029
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1825
01:30:52,698 --> 01:30:54,283
(GRUNTS)(SPECTATORS EXCLAIM)
1826
01:30:54,450 --> 01:30:55,742
(GASPS)
1827
01:30:58,412 --> 01:31:00,998
(SPECTATORS CHANT)
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
1828
01:31:01,165 --> 01:31:03,542
Do it. Do it, Doug.
1829
01:31:04,960 --> 01:31:06,795
Take his fucking head off!
1830
01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,339
(SPECTATORS CHANT)
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
1831
01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:11,758
Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug!
1832
01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:12,968
Do it.
1833
01:31:13,135 --> 01:31:16,388
- (GROANS WEAKLY)
- No.
1834
01:31:18,891 --> 01:31:20,309
It's over.
1835
01:31:20,476 --> 01:31:22,936
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
1836
01:31:24,897 --> 01:31:26,899
It's never over.
1837
01:31:29,026 --> 01:31:31,111
We're gonna do this
night after night...
1838
01:31:32,905 --> 01:31:36,450
...game after fucking game.
1839
01:31:36,617 --> 01:31:38,744
You hear me, Doug?
1840
01:31:38,911 --> 01:31:43,540
Game after fucking game!
1841
01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:47,836
- Look up there, Doug.
- (HEARTBEAT REVERBERATES)
1842
01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:51,632
ANDERS: Look at 'em! This is it!
1843
01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:56,094
This is what
they want us to do!
1844
01:31:56,261 --> 01:31:58,805
I do whatever my team
needs me to do.
1845
01:31:58,972 --> 01:32:01,075
ANDERS: We're just gonna keep
fucking bleeding out here...
1846
01:32:01,099 --> 01:32:02,351
Doug.
1847
01:32:02,518 --> 01:32:04,144
ANDERS:..over and over again
1848
01:32:04,311 --> 01:32:08,524
until they cart
every fucking last one of us
1849
01:32:08,690 --> 01:32:10,359
off the fucking ice!
1850
01:32:10,526 --> 01:32:11,652
- Doug!
- Dougie!
1851
01:32:16,490 --> 01:32:18,033
(BONES CRACK)
1852
01:32:21,620 --> 01:32:23,872
(DISTORTED GROANING)
1853
01:32:25,499 --> 01:32:27,334
(BONES CRUNCH)(GROANS)
1854
01:32:33,006 --> 01:32:35,634
(GROANS)
1855
01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:38,595
Jesus, Dougie. Are you OK?
1856
01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:41,932
Not really,
but thanks for askin'.
1857
01:32:46,228 --> 01:32:49,314
Right there. Right there.
1858
01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:52,484
(HIGH-PITCHED WHINE ECHOES)
1859
01:32:59,533 --> 01:33:02,411
Anders, can you hear me?
Hey, hey.
1860
01:33:02,578 --> 01:33:04,788
- (COUGHS, GASPS)
- It's OK.
1861
01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:08,417
I fucking...
1862
01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:12,462
...hate this sport.
1863
01:33:12,629 --> 01:33:15,382
- (WHEEZES)
- Oh, righto.
1864
01:33:16,967 --> 01:33:19,886
(LAUGHS)
1865
01:33:21,638 --> 01:33:23,390
One, two, three.
1866
01:33:23,557 --> 01:33:26,101
(BONES CRACK)(CRIES OUT)
1867
01:33:26,268 --> 01:33:29,104
- Don't hate me, here.
- I don't hate you, Parky.
1868
01:33:29,271 --> 01:33:31,982
- I could never hate you.
- (SPECTATORS CHEER)
1869
01:33:32,149 --> 01:33:35,819
(SPECTATORS CHANT) Highlanders!
Highlanders! Highlanders!
1870
01:33:35,986 --> 01:33:39,114
RED:There's only seconds left
and nothing is settled.
1871
01:33:39,281 --> 01:33:40,961
As LaFlamme moves through
the neutral zone,
1872
01:33:41,074 --> 01:33:42,451
gets in across the line,
1873
01:33:42,618 --> 01:33:44,161
he's got Stevenson
on his flank.
1874
01:33:44,328 --> 01:33:47,205
(HEROIC MUSIC)
1875
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:51,043
(SPECTATORS CHANT)
Highlanders! Highlanders!
1876
01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:54,546
Highlanders! Highlanders!
1877
01:33:54,713 --> 01:33:57,507
LaFlamme's now
moving in toward Totan.
1878
01:34:00,010 --> 01:34:01,553
Five seconds left.
1879
01:34:04,806 --> 01:34:06,767
Stevenson is there...
1880
01:34:09,686 --> 01:34:12,272
- (DISTORTED GROAN)- LaFlamme moving in...
1881
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:22,616
STEVENSON: Excalibur!
1882
01:34:23,700 --> 01:34:25,118
(WARPING LOW TONES)
1883
01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:26,662
(SPECTATORS CHEER)
1884
01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:31,124
Stevenson scores! They did it!
The Highlanders win!
1885
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:32,709
The Highlanders win!
1886
01:34:32,876 --> 01:34:35,879
For just the second time
in 10 years,
1887
01:34:36,046 --> 01:34:39,174
the Halifax Highlanders
are going to the play-offs!
1888
01:34:39,341 --> 01:34:42,177
('ACT 3, SCENE 2'
FROM 'TURANDOT' BY PUCCINI)
1889
01:34:44,429 --> 01:34:46,932
(ALL CHEER)
1890
01:34:54,272 --> 01:34:55,816
'Bye, guys.
1891
01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:02,447
(TRIUMPHANT OPERATIC CRESCENDO)
1892
01:35:19,381 --> 01:35:22,300
('YOU HELD THE WORLD
IN YOUR ARMS' BY IDLEWILD)
1893
01:35:32,602 --> 01:35:34,229
♪ Every face... ♪
1894
01:35:34,396 --> 01:35:37,441
(CLEARS THROAT)
That's when the hand jobs start.
1895
01:35:37,607 --> 01:35:39,276
Oh, no, I was wrong.
1896
01:35:39,443 --> 01:35:42,571
They're starting early today.
No lube or nothin'.
1897
01:35:42,738 --> 01:35:46,783
DOUG: Give it to him, Johnny!
Masturbate that penis!
1898
01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:48,160
(ALL LAUGH)
1899
01:35:48,326 --> 01:35:50,454
This is the weirdest
fucking job ever.
1900
01:35:51,830 --> 01:35:54,624
- (ALL GROAN)
- Sorry about that.
1901
01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:57,753
- It had to happen once.
- You good?
1902
01:35:57,919 --> 01:35:59,546
Wow, it smells like dick.
1903
01:35:59,713 --> 01:36:01,840
Oh, God,
it smells so much like piss.
1904
01:36:02,007 --> 01:36:04,301
- (ALL LAUGH)
- I had no response to that.
1905
01:36:04,468 --> 01:36:06,261
Well, if you give me
enough booze,
1906
01:36:06,428 --> 01:36:08,013
I'll munch a box or two.
1907
01:36:08,180 --> 01:36:11,558
- I mean...
- (ALL LAUGH)
1908
01:36:11,725 --> 01:36:15,145
- (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
- Only two?
1909
01:36:15,312 --> 01:36:17,189
A couple. (LAUGHS)
1910
01:36:17,355 --> 01:36:19,608
- Let's try that one more time.
- What is the line?
1911
01:36:19,775 --> 01:36:21,985
Highlanders! Highlanders!
1912
01:36:22,152 --> 01:36:23,695
- Highland...
- (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
1913
01:36:23,862 --> 01:36:25,238
Alright, shut the fuck up.
1914
01:36:25,405 --> 01:36:26,907
(ALL LAUGH)
1915
01:36:27,073 --> 01:36:28,575
What did you do, man?
1916
01:36:28,742 --> 01:36:30,952
You had a jack-off selfie
on my grandmother's grave,
1917
01:36:31,119 --> 01:36:35,332
you fuckin' inbred Slavic
fuckin' potato vampire!
1918
01:36:35,499 --> 01:36:37,751
I'm telling you, man,
knowing you and playing with you
1919
01:36:37,918 --> 01:36:41,171
is like being force-fed
fucking junkie piss!
1920
01:36:41,338 --> 01:36:42,714
And you two!
1921
01:36:42,881 --> 01:36:45,217
You're like fucking
Mother Russia's herpes, man!
1922
01:36:45,383 --> 01:36:46,843
The bitch shipped them to Canada
1923
01:36:47,010 --> 01:36:48,470
and fuckin' made me
deal with 'em!
1924
01:36:48,637 --> 01:36:51,097
- Belchy!
- (SLATE CLACKS)
1925
01:36:51,264 --> 01:36:52,891
He gets it! I love candy!
1926
01:36:53,058 --> 01:36:56,102
What? Yeah, I'll take a fucking candy!
I love fucking candy!
1927
01:36:56,269 --> 01:37:01,525
He fucking gets it! Fuck!
No! No more fucking candies!
1928
01:37:01,691 --> 01:37:04,069
Sports Desk - we've got slogans.
1929
01:37:04,236 --> 01:37:07,781
Sports Desk -
our slogan IS a slogan.
1930
01:37:07,948 --> 01:37:09,324
You're watching Sports Desk.
1931
01:37:09,491 --> 01:37:11,368
Sports Desk -
we're all pink on the inside.
1932
01:37:11,535 --> 01:37:13,954
(ALL LAUGH)
1933
01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:15,997
(BOTH SHOUT OVER EACH OTHER)
1934
01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:18,750
- Ow! Ugh!
- Ow! Fuck! Ow!
1935
01:37:20,710 --> 01:37:22,671
I'm sorry, dude.
That was really awkward.
1936
01:37:22,838 --> 01:37:25,173
(ALL LAUGH)
1937
01:37:31,596 --> 01:37:33,223
What the fuck
are you wearing, dude?
1938
01:37:33,390 --> 01:37:35,267
It's supposed to
make me look big.
1939
01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:37,894
Why do you shop in
little girl section?
1940
01:37:38,061 --> 01:37:40,146
(ALL LAUGH)
1941
01:37:40,313 --> 01:37:43,233
You honestly look like
you're on the fuckin' autobahn
1942
01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:44,818
straight to Gay Town, man.
1943
01:37:44,985 --> 01:37:47,779
On the blonde bus
to Anal Town, hm?
1944
01:37:48,989 --> 01:37:52,409
You look like
a little Nazi weightlifter.
1945
01:37:52,576 --> 01:37:54,870
(ALL LAUGH)
1946
01:37:55,036 --> 01:37:57,664
Power-lifting fucking dongs,
man.
1947
01:37:57,831 --> 01:38:01,918
- Like...
- (ALL LAUGH)
1948
01:38:02,085 --> 01:38:05,171
BOB: I guess they like him
'cause he's got smaller hands.
1949
01:38:05,338 --> 01:38:06,715
- Who wouldn't?
- You know?
1950
01:38:06,882 --> 01:38:08,717
Feels like a female's hands,
1951
01:38:08,884 --> 01:38:12,053
but make no mistake,
that is a man.
1952
01:38:12,220 --> 01:38:14,264
(ALL LAUGH)
1953
01:38:14,431 --> 01:38:17,350
I'm not stooping
to your fuckin' level.
1954
01:38:17,517 --> 01:38:19,519
- The mayonnaise is semen.
- (SPITS) What?
1955
01:38:19,686 --> 01:38:23,940
- Enjoy the cannoli.
- This is so disrespectful, man.
1956
01:38:24,107 --> 01:38:27,277
And it better not have come out
of that fuckin' sturgeon.
1957
01:38:27,444 --> 01:38:30,155
(ALL LAUGH)
1958
01:38:33,658 --> 01:38:37,621
Always driving away
the ones you love.
1959
01:38:37,787 --> 01:38:42,208
(ALL LAUGH)
1960
01:38:45,003 --> 01:38:47,130
JAY: I love this movie!
1961
01:38:50,759 --> 01:38:53,887
(ORCHESTRAL ARRANGEMENT
OF 'SCOTLAND THE BRAVE')
1962
01:40:48,626 --> 01:40:50,754
Hockey history
is full of star players
1963
01:40:50,920 --> 01:40:52,297
and its backup enforcers.
1964
01:40:52,464 --> 01:40:53,882
- You know, you got Gretzky...
- Mm.
1965
01:40:54,049 --> 01:40:55,049
...and McSorley.
1966
01:40:55,091 --> 01:40:57,052
Well, I don't know if
I'm a Gretzky.
1967
01:40:57,218 --> 01:40:58,595
- Doug...
- Thank you.
1968
01:40:58,762 --> 01:41:00,680
He took our fucking microphone.
1969
01:41:01,050 --> 01:41:07,050
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