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# Leo and Max,
up off our backs #
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# Back on the great
white way #
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# Leo and Max,
back on the tracks #
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# We're back
on top to stay. #
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Okay, that's enough.
Larry!
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You've been
doing your homework.
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- I'm all astonishment.
- Really?!
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It is fantastic, fierce,
absolutely fierce.
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- Was it fierce?
- Yes, it was fierce.
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- Really fierce?
- Really fierce.
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- My problem child no longer.
- How did, uh...
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I mean,
was I there too, or?
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Yeah yeah, you were
doing the steps.
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Um, a little bit late
on the pas de bourr�e
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which then makes you late
for the hitch-kick.
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Pas de bour�e's are really tough.
Pas de bourr�e's are the toughest thing.
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It'll get easier.
Yeah.
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But, oh my God, the difference
is just astonishing.
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- I don't even think about it anymore.
- Of course not.
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- That's what I told you would happen.
- Yeah.
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- 'Cause it's in the muscle memory now.
- Hey...
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- Michael, too bad you can't see.
- Tell me about it.
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- It was great.
- All right, thank you.
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- Great. Okay.
- In a minute. Okay.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Don't let that
pas de bourr�e stuff...
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Oh no, I'm not worried about it.
I mean, I'll get it.
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If you wanna do
any extra work on that...
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- You wanna continue?
- Oh, I can't today. I'm meeting my dad.
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But, uh, tomorrow
would be great.
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- Oh, okay. Your dad, huh?
- Yeah.
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- Oh, he lives here?
- Yeah.
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- No kidding? Wow.
- Yeah.
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What does he do?
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Um, you know
Health-Glo?
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- The mixed nuts?
- Yeah, I've seen that.
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- Absolutely. That's his?
- They're packages of...
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That's him. My dad is Health-Glo.
He started that when he was,
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like, I don't know, right out
of college or something.
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You know what? I get ideas
all the time about mixed nut packages.
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Like, I'll see a mixed nut
package, I'll think,
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what would I want to put in a mixed nut?
I have my own ideas about that.
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Maybe I could pitch some... some ideas
to your dad. How would that be?
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If I said I want
to combine a pecan
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and a blueberry,
you know?
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- Yeah.
- And a dried cherry,
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and maybe a, uh,
a filbert or something?
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You know, it's kind of like
everyone has their idea
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of what would be
the best combo.
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Just pitching... you know how it is.
Come on, you must get
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people on the street come up
and pitch you story ideas and stuff.
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It's just... you know what,
stay in your element.
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Yeah. But I do have
some good ideas.
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- I'm sure you do.
- Hey, 9:00 A.M. tomorrow, guys.
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- Okay.
- Oh, okay.
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I'm gonna
go get a snack.
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- Snack? I'll go with you.
- Yeah. Oh, great.
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You and David are so good together.
I'm so happy.
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- Love him, love that guy.
- Oh God.
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Your chemistry together
is fierce.
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- It is fierce.
- Absolutely fierce, totally.
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- It's fierce.
- Ah, so much better than Ben,
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- don't you think?
- Ben was so bossy.
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Yeah, you know he had that
kind of entitled attitude.
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- I don't care for it at all.
- Totally, I know.
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Oh my God, my friend Anthony
was supposed to come to rehearsal.
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That's right,
and he didn't show up.
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Oh, I'm so worried about him.
He's a doctor,
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he's gorgeous,
he's smart, obviously,
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and he's single now... he just
had a horrible break up.
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So I'm kind of looking for somebody
to match him up with now.
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- Is he good looking?
- Gorgeous.
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# Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba #
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# Pirate's Booty,
Pirate's Booty... #
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You're embarrassing me.
Stop it, no.
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- I can't have Pirate's Booty?
- No, but you can have a pear.
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- Hey!
- What?
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Look at this,
Health-Glo.
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- Those are Schwimmer's dad's nuts.
- Yeah.
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Yes, let's check
these out.
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- Good stats.
- Look at this.
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There's only
four cashews in here.
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- The numbers are good.
- Look, they're all the same.
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- This one's got four, three.
- That's probably a mistake.
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The whole cashew-raisin
balance is askew.
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- It's awful.
- There's gotta be more cashews.
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- Absolutely.
- Schwimmer's dad's pulling a fast one.
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- All right, well.
- You can eat two packages of them.
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Fine, two packages. You know what?
I gotta get out of this place.
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- I gotta get to my office.
- Okay.
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# Back on the great
white way. #
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Hey, Broadway.
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- How was rehearsal?
- It was good.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Schwimmer's great.
- Is he great?
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- He's fierce.
- Is he?
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- Yes.
- Look at you with the dancing terms.
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I'm glad it's going well.
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- Yeah, it's going great.
- I got you a something to say thank you
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for those
"Tonight Show" tickets.
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- You didn't have to do that.
- My mom had the best time.
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- What do we got?
- Just a little thing.
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Oh, a picture frame.
Thank you.
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I didn't know what to get
and Cheryl said it might be nice.
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- Put a glamour shot of her on the desk.
- Is that what she suggested?
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And the dental hygienist
called.
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- She said please call when you get in.
- Dental hygienist?
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Hm, I wonder
what she wants.
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- I just saw her last week.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well.
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Get together?
You and me?
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- Really?
- Am I being too forward?
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'Cause, when you
were at the office,
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you gave me
the tongue sign.
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Tongue sign?
Pfft!
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I was just really trying to get
some cotton out of my mouth.
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So, uh, I don't get it.
Why me?
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I don't know. You remind me
of my college history teacher.
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Was he an avuncular
bald Jew?
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Larry, I was...
oh, I'm sorry.
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Um, you left your script
at the rehearsal.
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- I was in the area.
- Thank you so much.
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- So I can leave this here?
- Put it down over there.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Hello?
- So where were we?
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She calls me just
out of the blue.
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Out of the blue.
It's all set up.
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It's all set up
for next Thursday.
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Wow.
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Can I do this?
Is it wrong?
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You'll never get another opportunity like
this for the rest of your life.
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You have to do this. It's a gift
from your wife. She wants you to do it.
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It's my 10th
anniversary present.
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It's your 10th anniversary present.
You have to do it.
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Oh, I hope
I can do it.
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- She's fierce.
- Okay.
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At first I thought
it was my imagination,
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but you're talking
really gay.
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- No no no, really gay.
- Get out of here.
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Fierce? Where does fierce
come from?
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And everything
is this and that.
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- What do you think?
- Steve the choreographer says it.
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Steve the choreographer... you been
spending a lot of time with him?
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- I probably picked up some mannerisms. -
Some? All! You're him!
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- What?
- You're him.
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You've become Steve
the gay choreographer.
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- It's not that bad.
- No, it's that bad.
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At first I thought,
no no no, then..."fierce!"
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- Okay.
- What's going on with your locker?
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- What?
- It's a pigsty, man.
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- So what?
- It's decorum. Have respect.
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What are you doing
throwing all that shit on the ground?
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- Mind your own business.
- Hey, Norm.
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- Hey, Jeff.
- Hey, Norm.
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- Hello, Larry.
- Norm, you should've seen rehearsals.
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They're really
coming along.
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Oh, good.
Mel told me.
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Hey, I forgot to ask you,
wanna play golf on Saturday
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- with Marty Funkhouser?
- Sure.
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I don't think you'll be playing golf
with Marty Funkhouser this Saturday.
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- Why?
- You know Leo his father?
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- Yeah.
- We lost him yesterday.
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- Hodgkin's, real bad.
- Oh.
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I thought he had
the good Hodgkin's.
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- No such thing as good Hodgkin's.
- Yes, there is.
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How do you know?
What's your proof?
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I'm gonna tell you
how I know, okay?
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I used to watch
"Party of Five"...
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"Party of Five,"
right there.
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Charlie, the orphan son, the oldest one, he
had good Hodgkin's.
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I wouldn't be going around quoting
good Hodgkin's based on "Party of Five."
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- Just me.
- Okay, fine.
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- Half off.
- Really?
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- Here you go, guys.
- What a deal.
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- I know.
- You guys got a nice day.
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- Thank you, Sven.
- You're welcome.
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All right. What is that?
Is that Swedish, Sven?
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It's Norwegian.
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I'm sorry, I thought
Sven was a Swedish name.
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It's not. 'Cause I don't look
Swedish, do I?
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It's a big difference.
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Apparently.
What's the difference, may I ask?
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Culture, looks, names,
history, food, dancing.
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Okay okay, sorry,
honest mistake.
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Are Swedes touchy if you
refer to them as Norwegians?
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- Why don't you ask a Swede?
- Yeah, maybe I will.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Hey, fancy-pants.
- Oh yeah, I gotta go to a funeral.
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- Uh, oh, I'm sorry.
- Yeah, it's a guy I knew.
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- Are you okay to move and stuff?
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
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- I was in this store a few days ago.
- Yeah?
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And, uh, I saw a bag
of your dad's cashew-raisins.
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Oh, good good,
did you get it?
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Yeah.
He's kind of, uh...
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he's kind of skimping on
the cashews a little bit.
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Uh, what do you mean?
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There's like four cashews
in a whole bag, you know?
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- Um...
- Here look. I'll show you.
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See?
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Wow, you... you saved
a bag to show me.
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I didn't save it. I'm going
to the funeral, I need a snack actually.
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They're very good.
They're delicious cashews,
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but would it kill him to put
three more cashews in there?
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You know what it is? I mean,
the cashews are expensive, first of all.
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Um, there's a... you know
there's a shortage right now.
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- Cashew shortage?
- It's for the last several...
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- actually, several years.
- I never read about a cashew shortage.
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That's because
you're not in the industry.
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- Can I give him a little advice?
- Please.
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I would call it raisins.
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And then let people be
surprised by the cashews.
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You're not serious,
are you?
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I am, yeah. It's better than
being disappointed
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by buying something
called cashew-raisins.
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We could put more in there,
but they'd charge you a lot more.
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That's the balance. We wanted
to make an affordable snack.
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- An affordable snack.
- Give me three more cashews in here,
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I'll be a happy man.
Then I think you got the right ratio.
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That's all.
No big deal.
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Should we just rehearse?
Can we get started?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Look at this.
Letter from the club.
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I didn't get one.
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- Having a dirty locker.
- You're kidding me?!
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If I don't clean it,
they're gonna suspend me.
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- You believe this bullshit?
- Wow, how do you think they found out?
228
00:10:41,273 --> 00:10:44,299
- Norm.
- Why would he do something like that?
229
00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:46,538
- He hates me.
- He hates you, huh?
230
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:50,071
- He hates me.
- Wow, that's a horrible thing to do.
231
00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,051
Terrible, yeah.
232
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,882
What do you eat
those things for?
233
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,980
- What, Health-Glo?
- There's no cashews. I love cashews.
234
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,720
- They put no cashews in there.
- Yeah, you know who makes it?
235
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:02,250
- Who?
- Schwimmer's father.
236
00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,989
- You're kidding me.
- Swear to God.
237
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,396
- You ought to tell him to add cashews.
- I did.
238
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,026
- Really? Wow, great, great.
- Yeah.
239
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,933
- Hey, Norm.
- Shalom, Jeff.
240
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,494
- Hey, Norm?
- Yeah?
241
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,801
Care for some, uh,
cashew-raisins?
242
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:18,469
No, I have
no appetite.
243
00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:22,145
Hey, Norm, let me
ask you something.
244
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,648
I got a letter from the club
about having a dirty locker.
245
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,621
They don't like
dirty lockers.
246
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,782
- Yeah.
- You remember Burt Suzuki?
247
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:35,055
- Yeah.
- They kicked him out months ago.
248
00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:38,154
- Filthy locker, filthy.
- Yeah, I was just kind of wondering
249
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,961
maybe, if you had
anything to do with that?
250
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,490
- Me?
- Yeah.
251
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,003
No.
252
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,062
You sure?
253
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,530
Yeah.
254
00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:20,167
- I'm very sorry.
- Thank you very much.
255
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,299
I'm very sorry.
256
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:24,241
Very sorry.
257
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:26,107
- Hi, Larry.
- Sorry about your uncle.
258
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:29,080
- Thank you very much.
- Very sorry.
259
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:34,149
Very sorry.
Sorry about your dad.
260
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:37,053
- Thanks, Larry.
- He was a good man.
261
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,353
He was a great man.
262
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:43,561
Maybe we'll play golf sometime,
when you're...
263
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,564
- Mm-hmm.
...feel better.
264
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,396
- If you feel up to it.
- Mm-hmm.
265
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,666
Sure you don't want to give
me that weatherman's tip?
266
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,105
Right now
I'm in mourning.
267
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,110
No, I'm not saying now,
but some other time, you know.
268
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:02,137
We'll talk about it.
Do what... do what you have to do.
269
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,012
What's with
the open casket?
270
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:09,213
I know, why do we have
to go look at that?
271
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:11,416
Hey, Jeff Rosenthal.
272
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,152
He was a writer
on "Party of Five."
273
00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,887
- That guy, really?
- Yeah.
274
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,656
Go ask him.
275
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,798
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
276
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,733
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
277
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:26,204
This is gonna sound a little crazy.
Did you work on "Party of Five"?
278
00:13:26,238 --> 00:13:28,035
Yeah.
279
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,871
You remember the season
when Charlie had Hodgkin's?
280
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,400
Right.
Yeah yeah.
281
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,811
So in the show, didn't
he have good Hodgkin's?
282
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,784
Well, he had Hodgkin's
that he survived.
283
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,787
I don't know
if that's good.
284
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,516
He survived it,
so that was good.
285
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,548
But isn't there a good Hodgkin's
and a bad Hodgkin's?
286
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:50,323
No, there's Hodgkin's
and non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
287
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:53,593
And Hodgkin's disease
has a better survival rate.
288
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:56,032
Okay, so that's
a better Hodgkin's.
289
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:58,332
I mean,
that's a valid point,
290
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,237
but I wouldn't say
it was good.
291
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:04,333
- It's better.
- It's better.
292
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:07,072
- Okay.
- But not good.
293
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,410
Better.
294
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,981
Okay, there's two
kinds of Hodgkin's.
295
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,579
One has a better survival
rate than the other.
296
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,351
- Right.
- Okay, so it's good.
297
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:20,415
No, it's not good.
298
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,017
Well, it's better
than the other.
299
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:23,688
Okay, better,
but it's not good.
300
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,321
Compared to the other,
it's good.
301
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:43,110
- What?
- My 5-wood's in there.
302
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,945
- What?
- Go see for yourself.
303
00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,451
It's my 5-wood.
304
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,683
- Oh my God.
- The fuck is my 5-wood
305
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,159
- doing in the casket?
- I have no idea.
306
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:59,255
- He wanted to be buried with his club.
- Yeah?
307
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:02,790
Sven must have put my club
in there, probably on purpose.
308
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,998
- That's a horrible thing to do.
- That club's irreplaceable.
309
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:09,166
- It's 10 years old. They don't make it.
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
310
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,971
I'm sorry, man.
311
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,944
- You got your clubs in your trunk?
- Yeah.
312
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,446
- No, not... no no no.
- Why?
313
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,646
Because I like
the way mine feels.
314
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,315
Your club, I can get at
any store in the country.
315
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,756
- But I like the feel.
- It doesn't matter. It's one club.
316
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,885
- I like that club.
- Why should this guy
317
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:32,694
be buried in eternity with my club? That's
not fair.
318
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:35,757
That's not fair.
I'll buy you a new club today.
319
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:38,361
The exact same one.
And it better have the same feel.
320
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:51,808
My Uncle Leo was
more than my uncle,
321
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,402
he was like a second
father to me.
322
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:57,381
And he loved life, my Uncle Leo.
Didn't he?
323
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:01,113
He was a guy who
lived it to the hilt.
324
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:05,755
Loved his only son Marty.
325
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:09,249
He loved a good walk.
Loved ginger-ale...
326
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,922
on ice with the fizz.
327
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,330
- He liked driving his car.
- Hey.
328
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,698
- Hated to fly.
- Hey!
329
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:19,898
A short nap
in the afternoon; "Jeopardy."
330
00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:22,498
- Those of you that knew him.
- Look at that.
331
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:26,033
He loved
to frame the answers
332
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,808
- like questions, huh?
- It's disgusting.
333
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:32,408
Every second Tuesday,
a haircut.
334
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,417
I'm just gonna say goodbye
to my Uncle Leo.
335
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,856
Marty, come here
a minute.
336
00:17:46,131 --> 00:17:48,827
Is this his 5-wood?
337
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,670
No. Someone must
have switched it.
338
00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:01,977
What is that?
339
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,541
- Is that a cashew?
- Yeah, it's a cashew.
340
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,244
We are kicked out
of our country club
341
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,145
because of
a fucking 5-iron?
342
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:38,081
- It was a 5-wood.
- Jeffrey?
343
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,449
You didn't know the golf club
had your name on it?
344
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,181
Fucking idiot!
345
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,712
What are we supposed
to do now, all right?
346
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,724
Where's Cheryl
gonna play tennis?
347
00:18:46,758 --> 00:18:50,125
- Good question. Where am I gonna play?
- Yeah, exactly.
348
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:52,596
I've been playing
at that club for years.
349
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,464
She's in the tournaments. She's one
of the best players in the club.
350
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,991
She's not that great.
351
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,128
Matter of fact, I am
and I think I proved that.
352
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,469
I beat her 6-1, 6-love
353
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,067
- two years ago.
- Two years ago!
354
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,906
And you're still
hanging onto that.
355
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:09,175
You know how many times I've played
tennis since? You know what?
356
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:11,045
The truth of the matter is
357
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,779
Cheryl cares about that club,
I care about that club,
358
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:17,277
Sammi goes to day camp there with
the same kids she's been with for years.
359
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,347
You two don't give a shit
about anybody but yourself.
360
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,951
You're fucking
narcissists, okay?
361
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,293
It's all a game,
all a big fucking game.
362
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,730
- What are we gonna do?
- You're just so inconsiderate.
363
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,927
You don't think about
what's gonna happen next.
364
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:32,266
You know what?
That 5-wood was irreplaceable.
365
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,465
- Mine's replaceable.
- And I'll tell you,
366
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,736
I would rather be out of that club
with my 5-wood
367
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:40,506
- than in it without it.
- We'd rather you be in it without it.
368
00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,844
We've no place to go,
no place to play.
369
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:45,145
It was our social life!
370
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,152
Okay, you know what?
371
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,211
I think my friend Julie
was just saying
372
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,314
that the Beverly Park Country Club
might be taking new members.
373
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,382
Beverly Park,
that's pretty...
374
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,451
And it's a beautiful
country club.
375
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,360
All right, I don't
want to offend you,
376
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:01,093
but there's, like, three
fucking Jews in the whole club.
377
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,693
It's not for us.
It's WASP, WASP, Republican city.
378
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,704
Okay, you know what?
I fit in with you guys all the time.
379
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:08,968
For years, I've been
going to your thing, so...
380
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:10,736
How am I gonna get by
in the interview?
381
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,336
This one would stick out
like a sore fucking thumb.
382
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,313
- This Jew-face over here.
- I'm more of a Jew-face than you?
383
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:19,408
Hey, fuck you, Larry.
I didn't get us into this predicament.
384
00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,477
- I'm much more gentiley than you are.
- Okay okay, look.
385
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:24,284
We get an interview,
we go in there.
386
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,223
- It's a great golf course.
- It is.
387
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:29,523
- They have a beautiful tennis court.
- But you know what?
388
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,121
You have to walk on that course.
There's no carts.
389
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,223
- We like to take a cart.
- I'm not joining.
390
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,325
It wouldn't hurt you
to walk a little, Jeff.
391
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:39,269
That's what it's all about.
You can't exercise a little bit?
392
00:20:39,304 --> 00:20:41,795
I'd have to get a doctor's
note in order to take a cart.
393
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,604
- So get a fucking doctor's note!
- I don't know any doctor.
394
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,577
It's always
something with them.
395
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,816
Oskie.
396
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,722
Hey, Oskie!
Come on.
397
00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:05,387
What's going on?
What are you doing?
398
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:09,463
Should I sit?
399
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:10,866
Yeah.
400
00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:29,083
The dog bit
my penis!
401
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:43,491
- Fucking dog should be put to sleep.
- He should be put to sleep.
402
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:46,333
- You think so too?
- He's biting people. That's dangerous.
403
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,168
He's never bitten
anybody before, ever.
404
00:21:48,206 --> 00:21:50,697
It's not the first time
with you and the dog. I know that.
405
00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:54,075
What does that mean?
What happened with the dog?
406
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,513
- Tell her.
- Nothing happened with the dog.
407
00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,540
Obviously something
happened.
408
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:02,883
- He said it's not the first incident.
- He pet the dog before.
409
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:05,481
Dog was in his lap.
He got up, he had a boner.
410
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,387
Why did the dog
give you an erection?
411
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,392
And why didn't you
tell me about that?
412
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:15,298
First of all,
that's not true, okay?
413
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,394
- That's not true. I was petting the...
- Why would he say that?
414
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:21,406
- Because he's a moron...
- I'm making it up? What happened?
415
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:24,500
I was petting the dog,
and then the dog left
416
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,706
- and I got up and I adjusted my pants.
- Because you had an erection?
417
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,771
No, because I just had
to adjust my pants.
418
00:22:29,815 --> 00:22:31,908
- And then Susie saw me.
- What was the dog doing to you?
419
00:22:31,950 --> 00:22:34,919
Nothing, I was just petting it.
You see what you did?
420
00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:37,581
- You see what you did now?
- Oh my God, wait a second.
421
00:22:37,622 --> 00:22:40,523
Is that why Ted Danson
didn't want you to take care of his dog?
422
00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:42,823
Mmm-hmm.
423
00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:48,121
Oh, God, I'm so sorry
to keep you waiting.
424
00:22:48,166 --> 00:22:50,964
Some privacy here.
425
00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:53,903
Okay, let me see.
I just got this.
426
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,305
I'm sorry, I haven't
really looked at it.
427
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,707
They checked you
in outside and, uh,
428
00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:01,440
you don't have any allergies
to medicines or...
429
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,948
- No no.
- You have a history of heart disease?
430
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:06,610
High blood pressure,
eczema, anything like that?
431
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:09,119
- No no.
- Okay, good, good.
432
00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:12,248
All right,
so what's the problem?
433
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:19,955
I, uh...
434
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,897
a dog, uh...
435
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:30,970
- A dog?
- Bit me over there. Bit my penis.
436
00:23:32,611 --> 00:23:35,637
A-a dog bit
your penis?
437
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,114
Okay, well...
438
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,050
that sounds painful.
439
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,485
Sorry.
440
00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:45,957
Let's see. Okay, Mr...
Larry David?
441
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,885
Oh my God.
442
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:52,590
Are you in
"The Producers"?
443
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:57,393
- Yeah.
- I'm best friends with Steve.
444
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,870
Steve, the choreographer
for "The Producers."
445
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:02,169
Anthony?
446
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,731
Yes!
447
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:05,242
Yes! He mentioned
me, then?
448
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:08,746
He's told me
a lot about you, actually.
449
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:12,045
He said that I think you love
to play golf and...
450
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:14,210
I golf too.
451
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:16,948
That's the only reason
I'm bringing it up.
452
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:21,859
So, okay.
Well, I'll go all day if you let me.
453
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:23,918
Why don't you
give me "Mister Baggie"
454
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:29,294
and just stand up and show
me what the dog did?
455
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:44,376
And he says to you,
"You got it out there,
456
00:24:44,416 --> 00:24:46,782
- but it's low and to the right."
- Hello!
457
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:51,050
- Hi, Erin told us to come right in.
- Cheryl?
458
00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:52,852
- Yes. Cheryl.
- Jim Rummington.
459
00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:54,916
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello, Jim. Larry.
460
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,155
- Larry?
- Larry David.
461
00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:59,823
- What a great pleasure to meet you.
- I'm sure it's ours.
462
00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,594
- Please, have a seat.
- Thank you.
463
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:04,363
- Here you go, sweetheart.
- Thank you, darling.
464
00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:06,302
By the way,
gentlemen,
465
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:11,298
I must comment on how
friendly everybody was.
466
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,073
- We just parked our Hummer in the lot.
- You have a Hummer?
467
00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:16,637
- Oh yes.
- How do you like it?
468
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,808
Oh, I like it.
469
00:25:18,850 --> 00:25:21,614
- It's very roomy.
- What a beauty.
470
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:24,144
I'm not too worried about
the global warming.
471
00:25:24,189 --> 00:25:26,282
People like it a little warmer,
don't they?
472
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:28,952
- Am I crazy here?
- By the way,
473
00:25:28,994 --> 00:25:30,962
where did you
go to school?
474
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,089
New Haven.
I went to Yale.
475
00:25:33,131 --> 00:25:35,463
- Oh, I see, I see.
- Did you meet in school?
476
00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,936
- Um, no, actually.
- Not really.
477
00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,495
It's sort
of a May-December relationship.
478
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,303
I don't know
if you've noticed.
479
00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:45,935
I would call it May-October.
I wouldn't say December.
480
00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,541
No, we met
at a fundraiser.
481
00:25:50,582 --> 00:25:52,641
- What was the fundraiser?
- It was for...
482
00:25:52,684 --> 00:25:54,413
- Ronald Reagan.
- Reagan.
483
00:25:54,452 --> 00:25:57,580
- Oh yeah? Oh I see.
- Yeah, we were both volunteering.
484
00:25:57,622 --> 00:26:00,614
Just volunteering
our time and our effort.
485
00:26:00,659 --> 00:26:03,287
Good for you.
Because when you're young,
486
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:06,456
you have the energy
and the power to do those things.
487
00:26:06,498 --> 00:26:08,966
But now, that's
the interesting question,
488
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,265
- what do you do afterwards?
- Right.
489
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,000
That's a good question.
What do you do after that?
490
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,009
- You maintain that kind of commitment.
- We come to a place
491
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,603
like this beautiful country club,
and we make...
492
00:26:20,645 --> 00:26:22,670
Magnificent, really.
Just magnificent.
493
00:26:22,714 --> 00:26:25,683
You feel
comfortable here?
494
00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:28,481
Oh, so at home.
495
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,317
Quite comfortable.
496
00:26:30,355 --> 00:26:32,687
Let me say the golf course
is magnificent too,
497
00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:34,988
I'm fairly
new to golf.
498
00:26:35,026 --> 00:26:38,621
- Polo was my game.
- Really?
499
00:26:38,663 --> 00:26:40,597
Oh, well, I had
a terrible accident.
500
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:42,293
I got hit with
a mallet in the head
501
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:45,269
and fell off the horse,
and unfortunately my polo days are over.
502
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:48,363
But I found the swing
really works for golf.
503
00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:51,136
- Yes, he's a natural.
- I picked it up right away.
504
00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:53,303
You know, that's right.
It is a similar swing.
505
00:26:53,345 --> 00:26:56,508
It's a similar swing.
Think about it, yeah.
506
00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,846
By the way,
did I notice
507
00:26:58,883 --> 00:27:02,341
a log-cabin Republican
in the parking lot?
508
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:04,685
Was that you?
Did you let that one in, Ken?
509
00:27:08,059 --> 00:27:10,027
I thought we did.
510
00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:11,858
Let me ask you a question.
What hobbies
511
00:27:11,896 --> 00:27:15,457
or social societies
have you been involved in?
512
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,991
That's a fair question.
Outside of golf of course,
513
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:21,369
- we like sailing.
- Yes, we sail as a pair.
514
00:27:21,406 --> 00:27:24,534
Got a schooner
down at the marina.
515
00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:26,942
A schooner in the marina?
That's marvelous.
516
00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:29,469
- You must know Baxter Churchill?
- Of course.
517
00:27:29,514 --> 00:27:31,482
- Yes yes.
- Sail it yourself
518
00:27:31,516 --> 00:27:33,347
or do you have a captain?
519
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:37,845
Occasionally I'll bring
a captain in if it's windy.
520
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,948
Could I ask you a few
more questions
521
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:43,483
- about organizations you belong to?
- Absolutely.
522
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:45,792
Well,
I'm a Moose...
523
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:48,856
- and an Elk.
- You're a Moose and an Elk?
524
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,425
- I'm a Moose and an Elk, yes.
- That's extraordinary.
525
00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:56,600
- I'm in the Rotary Club.
- Well, oh my.
526
00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:59,109
What other organizations
are you members of?
527
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:02,477
We're on the Council
for Conservative Citizens,
528
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,607
- National Right to Life Committee.
- Yes.
529
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,617
we're in the Heritage
Foundation.
530
00:28:06,651 --> 00:28:08,243
I think this has gone
rather well.
531
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:10,516
- Proceedings have come to an end.
- Great.
532
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:12,284
We've enjoyed
meeting you.
533
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:15,815
- We've enjoyed meeting you.
- Gentlemen, before we go...
534
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:18,954
unfortunately because
of my polo accident,
535
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:22,433
I'm not able
to walk the course
536
00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:24,401
and I'll have
to take a cart.
537
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:27,405
That's from my
personal physician.
538
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:29,669
- Oh, I see.
- One Anthony Parker.
539
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,506
Dr. Anthony Parker.
540
00:28:38,817 --> 00:28:41,684
- Hello?
- Hey, Delilah, it's Larry David.
541
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,553
- Hi, Larry.
- I'm sorry,
542
00:28:44,589 --> 00:28:46,648
but I'm not gonna be able
to make it tonight.
543
00:28:46,691 --> 00:28:48,556
Why not?
544
00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:51,153
A dog bit my penis.
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