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Thank God
you stopped.
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Okay, um, I'm not
even gonna get
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into what's wrong
with the actual choreography.
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I'm gonna start
with your shoes, okay?
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I told you to get
Capezio jazz oxfords.
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I will get
those shoes today.
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You'll get the shoes,
but you'll also get the steps.
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So we'll break it
down one more time,
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and just watch
only my feet.
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I've been doing this
since I was seven.
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My sounds are
a little off
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'cause I don't really
practice that much.
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Uh, you know what? I can do that,
but not the way you're doing it.
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I can go...
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Why can't I
just do that?
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Because that's not
the choreography!
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- There you go.
- Okay, I'm gonna think about this.
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You move your feet. Nobody knows
what the hell's is going on down there.
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- Dancers know, dance aficionados...
- Just dancers.
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- Hello? Morning, everybody.
- Hey.
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I'm Michael.
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Yeah, Larry.
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Michael.
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- Nice to meet you.
- You know what?
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I helped you move
three years ago.
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Me and Richard Lewis.
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You were standing
on the street.
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You were soliciting
people for help.
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Ah? Ah?
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- You?
- That was me, me and Richard Lewis.
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- I'm seeing him for lunch later.
- Larry!
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- Larry! Larry.
- Oh my God!
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That's amazing.
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- What are you doing here?
- Small world...
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- I'm the rehearsal pianist.
- Get out!
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- Yeah.
- You're kidding?
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- We'll be working together for a while.
- Fantastic.
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This is my
girlfriend Rhonda.
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- Hello.
- Hi, Larry. Nice to meet you.
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Can you believe it?
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I hooked up
with a model.
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Boy, you lucked out.
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- Hey. Morning.
- Hey!
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How's it going?
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- Ben, this is our... new pianist.
- Hi.
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- Michael. Ben Stiller.
- How do you do?
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, Michael.
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This is my
girlfriend Rhonda.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Ben.
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Rhonda,
nice to meet you.
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Hands off.
She's taken.
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Hey, listen, I'm having
a birthday party on Saturday night.
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You guys are all
invited to come, all right?
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- Fantastic.
- My birthday was two weeks ago,
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but we're having
the party this Saturday.
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Thank you,
I'd love to come.
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Yeah, and no gifts,
okay? No gifts.
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How come you're having a party
on Saturday if it was two weeks ago?
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Christine was out of town,
we couldn't get it together
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- and it worked out this Saturday.
- Why even have it all?
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Why not just forget it,
wait till next year?
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- You blew it.
- Yeah, I know.
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I wish we could've
done it last week,
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but we couldn't
get it together.
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You should bring Cheryl.
It'll be fun.
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Kind of reminds me
a little of like President's Day.
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It's not really
the President's birthday.
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It's some other day.
What am I doing? You know...
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Right.
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We're back.
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Let's start
at the top of the scene.
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It's a total scam.
He introduced her as a model.
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She's like completely bullshitting
this guy 'cause he's blind.
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- By the way...
- Yeah.
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Thank you for coming
to meet Kim.
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I might've mentioned Kenny.
He's old my friend in New York.
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She just moved out here from the city.
This is his first daughter,
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and she calls me
like Uncle Richard.
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- I've known her since she was born.
- Really?
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That's fun,
"Uncle Richard."
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Yeah, but the problem is
she's an actress, a singer, talented
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but she wants to get
her breasts enlarged,
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and it's gonna drive
Kenny crazy...
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- He doesn't know about it?
- No.
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- He's my old friend.
- Right.
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I need you to help
to talk her out of it.
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Just like a breast
intervention.
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How am I supposed
to bring this up?
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That's okay.
I'll think of something.
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You always think of something.
I don't know.
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Is everything else
good in your life?
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- Be honest with me.
- Hmm?
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For the first time in over
a quarter of a century,
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tell me something
that's really bugging you.
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I have nothing
to confide.
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You have experienced
a lot you have not shared.
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You've mentioned this
to me that I don't confide in you,
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- and there's nothing to confide.
- You haven't confided in me
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- in your entire life.
- How could you say...
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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- Hey.
- Uncle Richard!
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Look at you from top to bottom.
What a doll, huh?
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- Oh, baby.
- Hi.
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This is my
fake niece Kim.
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Larry David.
Larry, Kim.
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- It is so nice to meet you.
- Hi.
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I did sort of
a half get-up there.
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- For my niece, fake niece...
- I should've done a full stand.
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I think a full
get-up would've...
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It's the thought
that counts. Listen,
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I hope...
it's kind of weird,
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but I'd really love for you to take
a look at my reel if you wouldn't mind.
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You know, I mean,
I could take a look at it.
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I'm not really...
I'm not doing TV right now.
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- That's fine, it's fine.
- How you doing?
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I'm doing really well.
Thank you. How are you?
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- You look fabulous by the way.
- Oh, why thank you.
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So Anna Nicole Smith,
she's got uh...
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some pair of knockers
on her, huh?
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They're not real though,
are they?
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Huh?
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- Whoa.
- Hey.
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What's all... what's all that?
Look at all his gifts.
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I thought you said we weren't
supposed to bring a present.
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He said no gifts.
I don't get it.
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- Hello. Hi, guys.
- Hey!
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Let me ask you something.
Did you bring a gift?
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- Of course.
- Yeah.
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- See...
- He said no gifts.
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Nobody means that.
You took that seriously?
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- Of course I did. Look at all these.
- I know.
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Oh, what do you got there, chicken?
Oh yeah, thank you.
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- No, I'm fine, thank you.
- No, thank you.
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- You brought something, right?
- No, I didn't bring anything.
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He said no gifts,
so I didn't bring anything.
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- You're the only one.
- You guys are making me look bad.
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- Happy birthday!
- Hey, thank you.
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- Hey, happy birthday!
- Thanks for making it, yeah.
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- So it's the two of you, huh?
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
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Exciting, that's great.
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- Up on the boards together.
- Yeah.
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- Figuring it out.
- It's going great?
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It's going,
it's going.
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- I think it's going pretty good.
- Yeah, it's going okay.
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What should I do
with this thing?
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I think a woman
will come around.
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You can put it
on a table.
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Every time I get one of these,
I wind up holding it the whole night.
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It's a lot of dancing
you guys have to do.
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- Oh, man, it is.
- I can see when Larry comes home...
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Is he exhausted
when he comes home?
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- I'm so sore.
- Not really. I'm not tired.
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You gotta work on it
when you're not there.
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You gotta do off-hours work,
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so you're prepared
when you come into rehearsals.
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It's not that I'm not
working as hard,
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but it looks more
effortless maybe.
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- It does look like less effort.
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean, it looks...
less effort, effortless.
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Yeah, like an idiot
holding the skewer.
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- What the hell do I do with this thing?
- We're gonna mingle.
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No, you should mingle.
It's your birthday.
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It's your party.
Mingle if you want to.
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If you see a skewer guy
will you send him over?
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- Throw it down. It's fine.
- Yeah, relax. Larry, relax.
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- Okay.
- Bye, guys.
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Bye.
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Did you tell Lar
about my new thing?
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No, I actually didn't. Why don't you
tell Larry about your new thing?
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- What are you doing?
- I'm designing these shirts now
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- that are selling like hotcakes.
- Are you kidding?
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- Interesting, whimsical. I'm telling...
- Good for her.
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I got them in the trunk.
Wanna see them?
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- Not right now, but I'll see them.
- You will, you will.
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I wanna say hello
to Michael,
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the piano player
from the show?
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He can't
see my clothes?
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- Hello.
- Larry?
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Get out of here!
How did you know that?
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- Aw, come on.
- I was doing a character!
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Yeah, well,
I saw through it.
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Listen, what are you
doing next week?
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Tuesday night I'm doing a set
at The Mint. Can you come?
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You'll enjoy it.
Show tunes.
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Tuesday I think
I have a clan meeting.
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- I don't know if I'm gonna make it.
- Thanks.
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- Hey, where's Rhonda?
- She's parking the car.
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- Hey, listen, let me ask you something.
- Sure.
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Don't you think
she's beautiful?
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Eh...
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- Eh?
- Eh.
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You don't think
she's beautiful, Larry?
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I don't say beautiful.
She's nice.
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Huh.
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She told you
she was a model?
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I don't wanna
talk about it.
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What's the difference?
You can't see her anyway.
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- What?
- That's one of the advantages, right?
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- That and the good hearing.
- Good hearing?
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What is that,
a myth?
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I though blind people
had better hearing.
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I don't know.
I've never had it tested.
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- I thought you hear like a dog.
- Hey, Larry.
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What's going on?
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The thing that's
so great about these shirts
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is that I've got
the business from the house
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and I can take care
of the baby.
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- Fantastic.
- I know.
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Wait till you see them.
You are gonna die.
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Okay.
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Now, is this cute?
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I mean, how much fun
is this, huh?
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- Great, right?
- You know, nice.
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- Yeah.
- Not quite my cup of tea,
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but, you know,
it's nice.
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All right,
you know what?
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- Fuck you and fuck your tea.
- What?
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Whoever said
you had taste,
219
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Mr. Hushpuppy-
rumpled-suit look?
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It's nice. You know,
we all can't like the same things.
221
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When I showed them to Ben Stiller,
he happened to love them.
222
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- Right, honey?
- He went nuts for them.
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I have to be honest with you.
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- Ben liked that?
- Yeah, he has taste.
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All right, I'm sorry.
I think it's nice. It's just not...
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Stop right now.
227
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I'm gonna get
something out of the car.
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I'll be right up.
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- You know, they're...
- Agh!
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That's the next
six months of our lives.
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- Oh, man.
- Yeah, I know.
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This is the woman
from the show, right?
233
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She's coming
to Broadway with us?
234
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Yeah, she plays Ulla here, and she's
going with the New York Company.
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- What's her real name?
- Cady Huffman.
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00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:05,003
- You wanna meet her?
- I don't have to...
237
00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,664
- Come on.
- You know her?
238
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:10,005
Yeah. Come on.
Yeah. She's nice.
239
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,907
- Hey, Cady.
- Hi, Ben.
240
00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,434
How are you?
241
00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,037
- I'm good.
- Happy birthday.
242
00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,710
- Thank you. This is Larry David.
- Hey, Larry David.
243
00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,117
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, thank you.
244
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,677
- That's gonna be fun.
- Yeah.
245
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,383
- The three of us.
- Yeah.
246
00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:27,517
- I'm gonna go pee.
- Oh, okay.
247
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,358
- You know where it is?
- I do.
248
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,058
- He's great, isn't he?
- Yeah, yeah.
249
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,999
It's not really...
250
00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:38,060
it's not really his birthday
though, I have to say.
251
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,571
It was a couple
weeks ago.
252
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,630
You shouldn't be
having a birthday party
253
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,164
two weeks after
your birthday.
254
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,076
I mean, what's the statute
of limitations there?
255
00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:49,104
Why don't I have my birthday?
My birthday was two months ago.
256
00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,275
- I think I'll have a birthday party.
- Okay.
257
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,308
Okay, three days.
No more than that, though.
258
00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,876
It's not your
birthday anymore.
259
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,480
There's gotta be a time,
a cut-off point
260
00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,650
where you can't
have birthday parties.
261
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,455
Are you so desperate
for a party
262
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,962
that you have to have
a party two weeks after?
263
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,964
Wait till next year!
You missed it!
264
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,933
So, boo-hoo,
you missed the party.
265
00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,303
What is this?
I've got...
266
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,569
I'm walking around
with this skewer all night now.
267
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,042
You can't get rid
of these things, you know?
268
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:21,638
I don't like a kebab. I don't know
what your feelings are about a kebab,
269
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,378
- but I'm not a kebab guy.
- Mm.
270
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,546
And then, you got this stick.
What do you do?
271
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,214
You put it
in your pocket?
272
00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,554
Stick yourself
in the scrotum?
273
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,388
Then what
do you got?
274
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,327
Scrotum kebab.
275
00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,563
- You know?
- Good to meet you, Larry.
276
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:42,089
- Good to meet you.
- Yeah.
277
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,710
- My dog has fleas?
- No!
278
00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:01,083
"The garden has trees"
is what I said, Sammi.
279
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,146
- What are you playing? Telephone?
- Yeah yeah, telephone.
280
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,623
Maybe I'll join in.
281
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,421
Well, I don't see
any space, Larry.
282
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,519
You can
take my spot.
283
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,120
Oh, I wouldn't
take your seat.
284
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,596
No, go ahead
and play.
285
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:16,067
Oh my God. What a...
what a lovely, lovely child.
286
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,729
Very nice of you,
Alexandra. Okay.
287
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,102
Let's play
a little telephone.
288
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,334
You got one, honey?
Okay.
289
00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,474
Okay.
290
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,957
I love tits?
291
00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,825
- This is funny to you?
- He said it!
292
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,995
It's funny to say that
in a room full of children?
293
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,937
- What's the matter with you?
- That's what he said to me!
294
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,998
- Dalton, what did you say to him?
- I love pigs.
295
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,736
- I love pigs.
- No, you didn't say that.
296
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,244
- What did you say?
- I love pigs.
297
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,609
- I love pigs, Larry.
- No...
298
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,376
Your sick, perverse mind
twisted it around!
299
00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,246
It's not funny!
These are kids in here!
300
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,311
He-he-he... well, what did...
no, you said...
301
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,289
No, he didn't.
302
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,917
Okay, he did
not say it.
303
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,928
We're gonna go sing
"Happy Birthday." Come on.
304
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,293
Tell them
what you said!
305
00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,888
You know you
didn't say that.
306
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,832
- What did you say to me?!
- I love pigs.
307
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:25,030
- No, you didn't say that.
- So wrong, so wrong.
308
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:29,029
# Happy birthday to you #
309
00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:33,306
# Happy birthday to you #
310
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:37,782
# Happy birthday,
dear Ben #
311
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:42,720
# Happy birthday to you. #
312
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,586
Yeah.
313
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,290
- Why didn't you sing?
- Huh?
314
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,558
- Why weren't you singing?
- I hate the song. I don't sing that.
315
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,861
Hey, Jeff. Come here, I wanna
show you something.
316
00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,567
- I got this golf tip the other day.
- Really?
317
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,576
Yeah, it's like
for the backswing.
318
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,805
- Okay, show me.
- It's really working.
319
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,474
Um, all right, here's...
this is my golf club.
320
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,483
- Beautiful golf club.
- Watch this, okay.
321
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,712
Let's say that's
the ball, okay?
322
00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:17,085
You wanna take the club
and give it back to the catcher.
323
00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,749
- Right.
- Give it to the catcher.
324
00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,383
- Here watch this.
- Ow!
325
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,725
Shit!
326
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,855
Jesus! Fuck!
327
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,162
Ow!
328
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,792
- I can't see.
- What did you do?
329
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,633
God! Honey...
330
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,436
Skewer.
331
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,951
You guys see how much easier
it is with the right shoes?
332
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,046
Okay, and here's
the other thing.
333
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,319
That's the rehearsal
tempo, all right?
334
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,553
That's the way I taught it to you
to break it down.
335
00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,026
But it's more like this,
all right?
336
00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,824
Got it?
337
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,464
And...
338
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,398
You're behind.
Keep it small. Keep it small.
339
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,772
- Keep your weight over the center of...
- That's too fast.
340
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:14,836
- I can't do it at that tempo.
- That's the tempo it is in the show!
341
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,144
Um, can we
take a five?
342
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,150
Five minutes, everyone.
Five minutes.
343
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,175
Use your time wisely.
344
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,557
That's bullshit. That's not
the tempo. Get out of here.
345
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,253
- I think it is.
- What?
346
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,228
- Pretty much.
- Pff.
347
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,163
Well, I don't know how any human
could dance to that tempo.
348
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,133
- You'd have to be Flash.
- Who?
349
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,068
Forget it.
It's a comic book character.
350
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,230
Wore the red costume.
The guy in the red costume.
351
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,173
- I don't even know what red is.
- Hmm.
352
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,870
It's hard to talk to a blind guy.
You have no references.
353
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,471
I don't know comics,
Larry.
354
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,243
What's with you?
355
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,409
Oh, Rhonda and I kept
fighting all night.
356
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,750
She keeps insisting that she's not
misrepresenting herself.
357
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,689
Oh, really? I'd like to tell my wife
I look like Brad Pitt,
358
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,022
but unfortunately
she can see. You dig?
359
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,153
- You know what I'm saying?
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,425
Hey, Ben, you're here.
361
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,988
Hey, Steve.
How you doing?
362
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,795
- Hey.
- Hey.
363
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,526
Oh my gosh.
364
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,597
I'm so sorry, man.
So sorry.
365
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,939
It's that skewer,
that fucking skewer.
366
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,672
- Remember I mentioned it?
- Mm-hmm.
367
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,771
- I couldn't get rid of it.
- I got a scratched retina.
368
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,577
- Oh my God.
- Yeah.
369
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,584
I guess that's why you were
so preoccupied with that...
370
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,779
why you couldn't
sing "Happy Birthday."
371
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,221
Ben, I never sing
"Happy Birthday."
372
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,520
I feel uncomfortable,
self-conscious singing it.
373
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,424
# Happy birthday
to you... #
374
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,861
- You know, # Happy birth... #
- Stupid, stupid song.
375
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,922
- It's a stupid song.
- Right. And thanks for no gift, too.
376
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:45,266
I seem to recall somebody
inviting me to a birthday party...
377
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,533
and saying, "No gifts."
378
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,667
Come on, everybody knows
that's bullshit.
379
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,438
- Bullshit?
- Yeah.
380
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,379
- How's that bullshit?
- You say no gift, you bring a gift.
381
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,212
- Why'd you even say it?
- I'm just saying this as a friend.
382
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,718
You really have
a little ways to go
383
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,551
- when it comes to dealing with people.
- How so?
384
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,251
You don't even shake my hand
the first time I see you.
385
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,919
You had snot on your hand.
You'd just sneezed.
386
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,690
That was a dry sneeze,
Larry.
387
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,856
- It wasn't a sneeze.
- I can't assume dry!
388
00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,763
- I gotta assume wet!
- It's air coming out.
389
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,495
I won't put out my hand
if it's full of snot!
390
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,163
I didn't know it was air.
I thought I saw speckles flying.
391
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,297
I would assume you would
know me enough to know
392
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,864
I won't give you
a handful of snot!
393
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,468
Sometimes you don't know
snot speckles are coming out!
394
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,978
I saw snot
speckles flying!
395
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,707
- Guys, we need to start.
- Yeah, please.
396
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,840
Top of the page,
page 31.
397
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,799
- Hi, Larry.
- Hey, Kim.
398
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,137
- How are you?
- Good.
399
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,802
Listen, I'm sorry
I didn't call,
400
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,971
but I was in the neighborhood
and I wanted to bring by my headshot
401
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,311
and my reel and stuff like that.
There you go.
402
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,838
- Come on in.
- Oh, thanks.
403
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,317
Wow, you have a really
beautiful house.
404
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,048
- Yeah, we just moved in.
- Did you?
405
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,957
- Ssecond time we've moved in two years.
- That's a nightmare.
406
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:17,484
Yeah, we had to move.
We had a film crew on our block and...
407
00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,087
Oh, what a drag.
408
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,463
Listen, I've got a book
I want to give to Richard.
409
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,162
- So wait here, I'll go...
- Sure sure, whoa whoa.
410
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,900
Are you kidding me? You don't
notice anything different about me?
411
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:33,075
- # Da da da da da da. #
- Oh boy, oh boy.
412
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,977
- That's it?
- That's it.
413
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,947
- It's all done already?
- It's all done.
414
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:40,850
- Boy, that was fast.
- An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs.
415
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,786
Genius.
Don't they look real?
416
00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,915
Remember you said they wouldn't
look real? Do they not look real?
417
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,222
You want to see them?
Check them out. Look.
418
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,955
They're good, right?
419
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,826
Feel them. They feel
totally natural.
420
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,559
- I'm sure.
- Don't be so uptight.
421
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,362
Feel 'em.
Check 'em out.
422
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,129
They feel good,
right?
423
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,694
Squeeze them.
Give them a little...
424
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,262
Come on.
425
00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,246
She just... you know,
she grabbed my hands
426
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,514
- and she just put them over there!
- Oh, really?
427
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,544
Well, guess what?
Happy anniversary.
428
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,216
Because that was your
10th anniversary gift right there.
429
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,748
- Okay, oh, no no.
- Yes yes.
430
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,192
You can't do that.
That wasn't sex.
431
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:27,096
You just had sex!
Touching a breast is sex!
432
00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:30,761
- It wasn't a real breast!
- Oh, really?
433
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,930
It was like putting my hand on her head.
It was nothing.
434
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,031
Then why didn't you put
your hand on her head?
435
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,770
'Cause she didn't put my hand
on her head. She put it over here.
436
00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,971
I like that you can't
control your own hands.
437
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,004
She took my hands
and went like that.
438
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,710
I saw it. I saw it, Larry.
That's it.
439
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:49,050
- No, don't.
- Why am I even talking to you?
440
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,988
- Look, okay, let...
- Ugh! A titmouse!
441
00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,951
- What?
- I just saw a titmouse.
442
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,398
- A titmouse?
- A mouse.
443
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,867
- Titmouse, mouse.
- Why do you call it a titmouse?
444
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,700
- That's what you call it. Same thing.
- Who calls it that?
445
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,138
A lot of people
call it that.
446
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,199
- Oh my God.
- What?
447
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,973
You are obsessed
with tits.
448
00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,242
You're feeling up
somebody's tits!
449
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,943
- You're talking to kids about tits!
- Talking to kids?
450
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,646
The kid said, "I love tits."
That's what he said to me.
451
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,951
Why are you talking
to little boys about tits?
452
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,787
He whispered it to me!
It was part of the game!
453
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,793
Have you ever played
telephone before?
454
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,692
You don't know how
to play telephone, do you?
455
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,390
- I know how to play telephone.
- Do you?
456
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,399
Yeah, but I play
the G-version.
457
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,402
It's usually something like,
"Susie lives down the lane."
458
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,739
The kid didn't say,
"Susie lives down the lane."
459
00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,437
He said,
"I love tits."
460
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,311
What?
Oh my God.
461
00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,408
I'll be right over.
All right, sit tight.
462
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,350
What did you do?
I don't understand.
463
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,415
- Why did you break up with her?
- I need to be
464
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,051
with a good-
looking woman.
465
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:06,690
And since you were kind enough
to point that out to me, she had to go.
466
00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:10,293
You need to be with a good-looking
woman? Who do you think you are?
467
00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,963
Look, that doesn't matter.
I need some assistance.
468
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,973
She was indispensable.
469
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,202
Don't you have
any friends?
470
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,767
Yes, I have friends, but I'm not
gonna impose on them.
471
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,540
I think you
should help me.
472
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,514
You're the one who
got me into this mess.
473
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,551
I need a little help.
474
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,978
Thanks a lot, Larry.
475
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,650
Just grab it this way.
You don't have to get in between.
476
00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,090
We're not a gay couple.
477
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,029
- Hey.
- Hey.
478
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,701
- What's doing?
- Nothing.
479
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,676
Um...
480
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:29,147
I actually wanna buy
one of those shirts.
481
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,082
- Yeah?
- Yeah, you know, the stud sweatshirts?
482
00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,483
- Yeah, those are great.
- I need to buy one for Ben
483
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,282
'cause Susie said
he liked it, right?
484
00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,688
- How's Ben doing?
- The eye is okay.
485
00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,989
The eye is not
the problem.
486
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,860
The problem was
that I didn't sing "Happy Birthday."
487
00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:47,865
- He's mad at you for that?
- I don't sing that song.
488
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,958
I never see you sing
the "Happy Birthday" song.
489
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,333
- It's a stupid song. I don't like it.
- You're entitled.
490
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,669
I was right about
those sticks, though.
491
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,936
I looked around
at that party at one point.
492
00:22:56,975 --> 00:23:00,934
I saw five people holding sticks.
I did. I was checking.
493
00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,948
- Can't just lay it down on a table?
- It's gross.
494
00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,847
You can't put that
down on a table.
495
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,875
You have to wait for
a server to come by.
496
00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:09,352
- Do me a favor.
- Yeah.
497
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,151
Get the shirt.
498
00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,248
Do not say it's for Ben.
Say it's for you.
499
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,384
She's all pissed off
about the other night.
500
00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,689
Fine, yeah, okay.
501
00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,492
Susie!
502
00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:22,557
What the fuck
do you want, Larry?
503
00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,933
Well, you know what?
I would love
504
00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,632
to buy one
of those shirts.
505
00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,697
- Oh yeah, right.
- No, seriously.
506
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,266
It's like you go to a movie
and it kind of stays with you.
507
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,107
A good movie.
You know what I mean?
508
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,670
And so,
I don't know,
509
00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,739
I feel I'm..."Why am I
thinking about the shirt?"
510
00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,581
- I want the shirt.
- Really?
511
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,746
- Yes.
- They're great shirts.
512
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,517
I know they're
great shirts.
513
00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,148
You know they're
great shirts.
514
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,886
Because the shirt
was talking to me,
515
00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,451
and I need a little more flair.
I don't have any flair.
516
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,793
That is true.
I have them in the trunk.
517
00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,230
- Really?
- Yeah.
518
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,393
We'll pick out a color.
Lar, it's like
519
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,630
- you're making me very happy now.
- Well.
520
00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:01,605
Okay, I think the red
would look good on you
521
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,403
'cause you're kind of
pale and pasty,
522
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,637
and this is a great color,
the red. It's fun.
523
00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,304
Why are you saying
pale and pasty?
524
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,779
Well, you are. You're not one
from the sunshine.
525
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,646
I play golf.
I'm out. I get sun.
526
00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:14,277
All right, Larry,
I just think the red is a good color.
527
00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,150
I have blue,
I have green...
528
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,622
- I'll take the red.
- The red is good for you.
529
00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,420
- I look at them...
- Indiana.
530
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,428
You know, I had a friend
whose sister went there years ago.
531
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,589
- So there you go. It's perfect.
- Okay.
532
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,063
I don't think
I have a bag.
533
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,089
- Let me go in the house.
- I don't need a bag.
534
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,160
- I'll just take it.
- All right, fine. You made me happy.
535
00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,537
- What is it, 60 bucks?
- It's 100 bucks. What are you, crazy?
536
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,633
No, you know, Lar?
Me to you.
537
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:40,509
- Get out of here.
- No, I will not take your money.
538
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,809
Your money's
no good here, darling.
539
00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,783
- All is forgiven, honey.
- All right.
540
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:53,190
# Da dum da da
da da da da da. #
541
00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,886
- Perfect.
- Great.
542
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,826
You get everything
the first time.
543
00:24:56,862 --> 00:25:00,059
No no no, I've been drilling
that thing for two hours.
544
00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:02,589
Well, see, you do your homework,
which is good.
545
00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:04,898
Right there.
Turn around.
546
00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,836
- Hey.
- Hey! Straight.
547
00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:09,306
- I've got it.
- How are you doing?
548
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,707
Listen, I wanna
say something.
549
00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:15,270
Happy birthday!
550
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,248
This is ridiculous.
You don't have to do that, Larry.
551
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,808
- I know, but I wanted to.
- I'm sorry.
552
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,582
Let me just say,
I'm sorry. Really, no no no.
553
00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:25,886
I've been like
stressed out of my mind.
554
00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,653
Listen, I stabbed you
in the eye, man.
555
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,660
No, I've been crazed
about this thing,
556
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,060
and getting into your space,
and I shouldn't.
557
00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,758
You're doing
what you're doing.
558
00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:36,733
We're gonna make it work,
and I'm sorry, okay?
559
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:40,169
- Well, I'm sorry too.
- Okay, well, let's be friends, okay?
560
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,571
All right? And you didn't
have to get me a gift.
561
00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:44,507
I'm sorry.
562
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,511
- What is this?
- Open it up!
563
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,911
Oh, you got me
a gift.
564
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,755
- I knew you liked it.
- Oh, yeah.
565
00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:59,586
Yeah, it's one
of those...
566
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:02,388
- it's a sweatshirt with studs on it.
- Yeah.
567
00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,828
"Indiana."
These are the ones that Susie...
568
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,889
I know. She told me
how much you liked them.
569
00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:11,494
- I love these.
- She said you flipped out over them.
570
00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:14,937
So I thought, you know...
I thought it was like a perfect gift.
571
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:17,373
Like a fun sweatshirt.
Well...
572
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,810
- Well, happy birthday.
- Thank you, thank you.
573
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:23,040
- All right.
- Okay.
574
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,242
- All right.
- All right. High five.
575
00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:28,116
Oh yeah, sorry.
Still...
576
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,815
Okay, guys, Let's get started.
Top of scene three.
577
00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,722
- All right.
- Better get a script.
578
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,953
Not off book
yet, huh?
579
00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:38,189
Not on this scene.
Not on this scene.
580
00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:40,197
Larry, you enter
from stage left.
581
00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,256
Is that my left,
582
00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,894
or "if I'm sitting
in the audience" my left?
583
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,769
- Which...
- It's your left right now.
584
00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:49,774
Okay, so that way.
585
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,538
I always get those mixed up.
That's very hard.
586
00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:56,604
Leo! Leo!
587
00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:02,620
# Everything
has its season #
588
00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:06,385
# Everything
has its time #
589
00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:09,188
# Show me a reason #
590
00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:13,095
# And I'll soon
show you a rhyme #
591
00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,589
# Cats fit on
the windowsill #
592
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,594
# Children
fit in the snow #
593
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,870
# Why do I feel
I don't fit in #
594
00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:27,469
# Anywhere I go? #
595
00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:33,917
# Rivers belong
where they can ramble #
596
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,216
# Eagles belong #
597
00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:40,520
# Where they can fly #
598
00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:43,220
# I've got to be #
599
00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:47,527
# Where my spirit
can run free #
600
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:52,195
# Gotta find my corner #
601
00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:55,729
# Now's our inning #
602
00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:58,834
# Stand the world
on its ear #
603
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:02,108
# Set it spinning #
604
00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:04,877
# That'll be just
the beginning #
605
00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:08,147
# Turn it up
like the lights #
606
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:11,553
- # We've got nothing to hit... #
- Okay, let's go.
607
00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:13,216
Come on, right
after this song.
608
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,987
Oh my gosh,
I can't take anymore.
609
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,153
- Come on, it's "Gypsy."
- I'll be outside.
610
00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,753
# Just you wait #
611
00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:23,461
# That lucky star
I talk about is due... #
612
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,469
# Due #
613
00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:27,767
# Honey, everything's #
614
00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:30,570
- # Coming up roses #
- # Roses #
615
00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:36,376
# For me and for you. #
616
00:28:36,414 --> 00:28:39,281
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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