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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,242 Thank God you stopped. 2 00:00:19,285 --> 00:00:21,276 Okay, um, I'm not even gonna get 3 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:23,619 into what's wrong with the actual choreography. 4 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:25,624 I'm gonna start with your shoes, okay? 5 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,922 I told you to get Capezio jazz oxfords. 6 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,519 I will get those shoes today. 7 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:31,962 You'll get the shoes, but you'll also get the steps. 8 00:00:31,998 --> 00:00:33,693 So we'll break it down one more time, 9 00:00:33,733 --> 00:00:35,462 and just watch only my feet. 10 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:38,062 I've been doing this since I was seven. 11 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:40,265 My sounds are a little off 12 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,274 'cause I don't really practice that much. 13 00:00:42,308 --> 00:00:45,539 Uh, you know what? I can do that, but not the way you're doing it. 14 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,307 I can go... 15 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,905 Why can't I just do that? 16 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,849 Because that's not the choreography! 17 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,886 - There you go. - Okay, I'm gonna think about this. 18 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:58,914 You move your feet. Nobody knows what the hell's is going on down there. 19 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:01,586 - Dancers know, dance aficionados... - Just dancers. 20 00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:04,495 - Hello? Morning, everybody. - Hey. 21 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,295 I'm Michael. 22 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:09,324 Yeah, Larry. 23 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:11,030 Michael. 24 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,904 - Nice to meet you. - You know what? 25 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:17,273 I helped you move three years ago. 26 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:18,800 Me and Richard Lewis. 27 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,574 You were standing on the street. 28 00:01:20,613 --> 00:01:23,776 You were soliciting people for help. 29 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:25,944 Ah? Ah? 30 00:01:25,985 --> 00:01:28,715 - You? - That was me, me and Richard Lewis. 31 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,655 - I'm seeing him for lunch later. - Larry! 32 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:33,215 - Larry! Larry. - Oh my God! 33 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,817 That's amazing. 34 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,920 - What are you doing here? - Small world... 35 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:38,828 - I'm the rehearsal pianist. - Get out! 36 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,332 - Yeah. - You're kidding? 37 00:01:40,366 --> 00:01:42,857 - We'll be working together for a while. - Fantastic. 38 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,802 This is my girlfriend Rhonda. 39 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,272 - Hello. - Hi, Larry. Nice to meet you. 40 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:49,036 Can you believe it? 41 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:50,975 I hooked up with a model. 42 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,646 Boy, you lucked out. 43 00:01:56,683 --> 00:01:59,345 - Hey. Morning. - Hey! 44 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:01,012 How's it going? 45 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:04,353 - Ben, this is our... new pianist. - Hi. 46 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,449 - Michael. Ben Stiller. - How do you do? 47 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,825 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Michael. 48 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,352 This is my girlfriend Rhonda. 49 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:11,488 - Hi. - Hi, Ben. 50 00:02:11,531 --> 00:02:13,021 Rhonda, nice to meet you. 51 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,966 Hands off. She's taken. 52 00:02:16,603 --> 00:02:19,504 Hey, listen, I'm having a birthday party on Saturday night. 53 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,632 You guys are all invited to come, all right? 54 00:02:21,674 --> 00:02:23,869 - Fantastic. - My birthday was two weeks ago, 55 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,901 but we're having the party this Saturday. 56 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,469 Thank you, I'd love to come. 57 00:02:27,514 --> 00:02:29,175 Yeah, and no gifts, okay? No gifts. 58 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:32,150 How come you're having a party on Saturday if it was two weeks ago? 59 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:34,346 Christine was out of town, we couldn't get it together 60 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,356 - and it worked out this Saturday. - Why even have it all? 61 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:39,051 Why not just forget it, wait till next year? 62 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:40,787 - You blew it. - Yeah, I know. 63 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,226 I wish we could've done it last week, 64 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,593 but we couldn't get it together. 65 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:45,393 You should bring Cheryl. It'll be fun. 66 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:48,264 Kind of reminds me a little of like President's Day. 67 00:02:48,301 --> 00:02:50,064 It's not really the President's birthday. 68 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,970 It's some other day. What am I doing? You know... 69 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,530 Right. 70 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,836 We're back. 71 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:57,866 Let's start at the top of the scene. 72 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:03,374 It's a total scam. He introduced her as a model. 73 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:07,318 She's like completely bullshitting this guy 'cause he's blind. 74 00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:08,411 - By the way... - Yeah. 75 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:10,285 Thank you for coming to meet Kim. 76 00:03:10,323 --> 00:03:12,985 I might've mentioned Kenny. He's old my friend in New York. 77 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:16,427 She just moved out here from the city. This is his first daughter, 78 00:03:16,462 --> 00:03:18,930 and she calls me like Uncle Richard. 79 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,592 - I've known her since she was born. - Really? 80 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,157 That's fun, "Uncle Richard." 81 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,796 Yeah, but the problem is she's an actress, a singer, talented 82 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:26,805 but she wants to get her breasts enlarged, 83 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:28,704 and it's gonna drive Kenny crazy... 84 00:03:28,741 --> 00:03:30,538 - He doesn't know about it? - No. 85 00:03:30,577 --> 00:03:32,340 - He's my old friend. - Right. 86 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:34,437 I need you to help to talk her out of it. 87 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,345 Just like a breast intervention. 88 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,213 How am I supposed to bring this up? 89 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,082 That's okay. I'll think of something. 90 00:03:40,119 --> 00:03:42,451 You always think of something. I don't know. 91 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:44,353 Is everything else good in your life? 92 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,517 - Be honest with me. - Hmm? 93 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,857 For the first time in over a quarter of a century, 94 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:51,420 tell me something that's really bugging you. 95 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:53,091 I have nothing to confide. 96 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:55,327 You have experienced a lot you have not shared. 97 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,064 You've mentioned this to me that I don't confide in you, 98 00:03:58,104 --> 00:04:01,005 - and there's nothing to confide. - You haven't confided in me 99 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,974 - in your entire life. - How could you say... 100 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:04,738 - Hey! - Hi! 101 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:06,176 - Hey. - Uncle Richard! 102 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:08,806 Look at you from top to bottom. What a doll, huh? 103 00:04:08,848 --> 00:04:10,475 - Oh, baby. - Hi. 104 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,313 This is my fake niece Kim. 105 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:13,842 Larry David. Larry, Kim. 106 00:04:13,886 --> 00:04:15,376 - It is so nice to meet you. - Hi. 107 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:17,286 I did sort of a half get-up there. 108 00:04:17,323 --> 00:04:20,156 - For my niece, fake niece... - I should've done a full stand. 109 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,854 I think a full get-up would've... 110 00:04:21,894 --> 00:04:23,691 It's the thought that counts. Listen, 111 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,493 I hope... it's kind of weird, 112 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:29,092 but I'd really love for you to take a look at my reel if you wouldn't mind. 113 00:04:29,135 --> 00:04:31,194 You know, I mean, I could take a look at it. 114 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:33,467 I'm not really... I'm not doing TV right now. 115 00:04:33,506 --> 00:04:35,804 - That's fine, it's fine. - How you doing? 116 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:37,969 I'm doing really well. Thank you. How are you? 117 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:40,502 - You look fabulous by the way. - Oh, why thank you. 118 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:42,514 So Anna Nicole Smith, she's got uh... 119 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,846 some pair of knockers on her, huh? 120 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,680 They're not real though, are they? 121 00:04:49,689 --> 00:04:50,951 Huh? 122 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,355 - Whoa. - Hey. 123 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:01,094 What's all... what's all that? Look at all his gifts. 124 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,035 I thought you said we weren't supposed to bring a present. 125 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:07,403 He said no gifts. I don't get it. 126 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:08,998 - Hello. Hi, guys. - Hey! 127 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,306 Let me ask you something. Did you bring a gift? 128 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:12,709 - Of course. - Yeah. 129 00:05:12,745 --> 00:05:14,337 - See... - He said no gifts. 130 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,678 Nobody means that. You took that seriously? 131 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,911 - Of course I did. Look at all these. - I know. 132 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:21,545 Oh, what do you got there, chicken? Oh yeah, thank you. 133 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:23,817 - No, I'm fine, thank you. - No, thank you. 134 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,848 - You brought something, right? - No, I didn't bring anything. 135 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,417 He said no gifts, so I didn't bring anything. 136 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:31,123 - You're the only one. - You guys are making me look bad. 137 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,133 - Happy birthday! - Hey, thank you. 138 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:37,500 - Hey, happy birthday! - Thanks for making it, yeah. 139 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:40,404 - So it's the two of you, huh? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 140 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,567 Exciting, that's great. 141 00:05:42,608 --> 00:05:44,235 - Up on the boards together. - Yeah. 142 00:05:44,277 --> 00:05:46,006 - Figuring it out. - It's going great? 143 00:05:46,045 --> 00:05:47,672 It's going, it's going. 144 00:05:47,714 --> 00:05:50,547 - I think it's going pretty good. - Yeah, it's going okay. 145 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,676 What should I do with this thing? 146 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,277 I think a woman will come around. 147 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,151 You can put it on a table. 148 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,454 Every time I get one of these, I wind up holding it the whole night. 149 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,016 It's a lot of dancing you guys have to do. 150 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:04,188 - Oh, man, it is. - I can see when Larry comes home... 151 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:06,664 Is he exhausted when he comes home? 152 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,667 - I'm so sore. - Not really. I'm not tired. 153 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,431 You gotta work on it when you're not there. 154 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:12,563 You gotta do off-hours work, 155 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:15,335 so you're prepared when you come into rehearsals. 156 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,104 It's not that I'm not working as hard, 157 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,735 but it looks more effortless maybe. 158 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,973 - It does look like less effort. - Mm-hmm. 159 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:25,109 I mean, it looks... less effort, effortless. 160 00:06:25,151 --> 00:06:27,119 Yeah, like an idiot holding the skewer. 161 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:30,213 - What the hell do I do with this thing? - We're gonna mingle. 162 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:32,247 No, you should mingle. It's your birthday. 163 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,623 It's your party. Mingle if you want to. 164 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:37,390 If you see a skewer guy will you send him over? 165 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:40,194 - Throw it down. It's fine. - Yeah, relax. Larry, relax. 166 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,723 - Okay. - Bye, guys. 167 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,030 Bye. 168 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,969 Did you tell Lar about my new thing? 169 00:06:45,004 --> 00:06:48,371 No, I actually didn't. Why don't you tell Larry about your new thing? 170 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,037 - What are you doing? - I'm designing these shirts now 171 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,673 - that are selling like hotcakes. - Are you kidding? 172 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:58,878 - Interesting, whimsical. I'm telling... - Good for her. 173 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:00,783 I got them in the trunk. Wanna see them? 174 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:03,653 - Not right now, but I'll see them. - You will, you will. 175 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,657 I wanna say hello to Michael, 176 00:07:05,691 --> 00:07:07,420 the piano player from the show? 177 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,087 He can't see my clothes? 178 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:14,161 - Hello. - Larry? 179 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,361 Get out of here! How did you know that? 180 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:18,267 - Aw, come on. - I was doing a character! 181 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,867 Yeah, well, I saw through it. 182 00:07:21,908 --> 00:07:24,376 Listen, what are you doing next week? 183 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,641 Tuesday night I'm doing a set at The Mint. Can you come? 184 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,443 You'll enjoy it. Show tunes. 185 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:31,541 Tuesday I think I have a clan meeting. 186 00:07:31,584 --> 00:07:34,849 - I don't know if I'm gonna make it. - Thanks. 187 00:07:34,887 --> 00:07:38,880 - Hey, where's Rhonda? - She's parking the car. 188 00:07:38,925 --> 00:07:41,985 - Hey, listen, let me ask you something. - Sure. 189 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:44,326 Don't you think she's beautiful? 190 00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:46,854 Eh... 191 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:50,357 - Eh? - Eh. 192 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,701 You don't think she's beautiful, Larry? 193 00:07:52,738 --> 00:07:56,538 I don't say beautiful. She's nice. 194 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,476 Huh. 195 00:07:58,511 --> 00:08:00,274 She told you she was a model? 196 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,213 I don't wanna talk about it. 197 00:08:02,248 --> 00:08:05,376 What's the difference? You can't see her anyway. 198 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,854 - What? - That's one of the advantages, right? 199 00:08:08,888 --> 00:08:11,948 - That and the good hearing. - Good hearing? 200 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:13,720 What is that, a myth? 201 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,784 I though blind people had better hearing. 202 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,728 I don't know. I've never had it tested. 203 00:08:17,763 --> 00:08:20,061 - I thought you hear like a dog. - Hey, Larry. 204 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,966 What's going on? 205 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,298 The thing that's so great about these shirts 206 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,399 is that I've got the business from the house 207 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,171 and I can take care of the baby. 208 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,507 - Fantastic. - I know. 209 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:34,308 Wait till you see them. You are gonna die. 210 00:08:35,781 --> 00:08:37,942 Okay. 211 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,443 Now, is this cute? 212 00:08:41,487 --> 00:08:45,218 I mean, how much fun is this, huh? 213 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,716 - Great, right? - You know, nice. 214 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:51,889 - Yeah. - Not quite my cup of tea, 215 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:54,297 but, you know, it's nice. 216 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:55,960 All right, you know what? 217 00:08:56,002 --> 00:08:58,937 - Fuck you and fuck your tea. - What? 218 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:00,461 Whoever said you had taste, 219 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,440 Mr. Hushpuppy- rumpled-suit look? 220 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,603 It's nice. You know, we all can't like the same things. 221 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:08,546 When I showed them to Ben Stiller, he happened to love them. 222 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:10,481 - Right, honey? - He went nuts for them. 223 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,416 I have to be honest with you. 224 00:09:12,451 --> 00:09:14,180 - Ben liked that? - Yeah, he has taste. 225 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,246 All right, I'm sorry. I think it's nice. It's just not... 226 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,315 Stop right now. 227 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:22,020 I'm gonna get something out of the car. 228 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,926 I'll be right up. 229 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,488 - You know, they're... - Agh! 230 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,076 That's the next six months of our lives. 231 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,821 - Oh, man. - Yeah, I know. 232 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:54,189 This is the woman from the show, right? 233 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:55,989 She's coming to Broadway with us? 234 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,895 Yeah, she plays Ulla here, and she's going with the New York Company. 235 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:01,525 - What's her real name? - Cady Huffman. 236 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:05,003 - You wanna meet her? - I don't have to... 237 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:06,664 - Come on. - You know her? 238 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:10,005 Yeah. Come on. Yeah. She's nice. 239 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:11,907 - Hey, Cady. - Hi, Ben. 240 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,434 How are you? 241 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,037 - I'm good. - Happy birthday. 242 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,710 - Thank you. This is Larry David. - Hey, Larry David. 243 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,117 - Congratulations. - Thank you, thank you. 244 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,677 - That's gonna be fun. - Yeah. 245 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,383 - The three of us. - Yeah. 246 00:10:24,423 --> 00:10:27,517 - I'm gonna go pee. - Oh, okay. 247 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,358 - You know where it is? - I do. 248 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,058 - He's great, isn't he? - Yeah, yeah. 249 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,999 It's not really... 250 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:38,060 it's not really his birthday though, I have to say. 251 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,571 It was a couple weeks ago. 252 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,630 You shouldn't be having a birthday party 253 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:43,164 two weeks after your birthday. 254 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,076 I mean, what's the statute of limitations there? 255 00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:49,104 Why don't I have my birthday? My birthday was two months ago. 256 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,275 - I think I'll have a birthday party. - Okay. 257 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,308 Okay, three days. No more than that, though. 258 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:54,876 It's not your birthday anymore. 259 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,480 There's gotta be a time, a cut-off point 260 00:10:57,523 --> 00:10:59,650 where you can't have birthday parties. 261 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,455 Are you so desperate for a party 262 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,962 that you have to have a party two weeks after? 263 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,964 Wait till next year! You missed it! 264 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,933 So, boo-hoo, you missed the party. 265 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:12,303 What is this? I've got... 266 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,569 I'm walking around with this skewer all night now. 267 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:18,042 You can't get rid of these things, you know? 268 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:21,638 I don't like a kebab. I don't know what your feelings are about a kebab, 269 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,378 - but I'm not a kebab guy. - Mm. 270 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:28,546 And then, you got this stick. What do you do? 271 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,214 You put it in your pocket? 272 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,554 Stick yourself in the scrotum? 273 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,388 Then what do you got? 274 00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,327 Scrotum kebab. 275 00:11:37,663 --> 00:11:39,563 - You know? - Good to meet you, Larry. 276 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:42,089 - Good to meet you. - Yeah. 277 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,710 - My dog has fleas? - No! 278 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:01,083 "The garden has trees" is what I said, Sammi. 279 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,146 - What are you playing? Telephone? - Yeah yeah, telephone. 280 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,623 Maybe I'll join in. 281 00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,421 Well, I don't see any space, Larry. 282 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,519 You can take my spot. 283 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,120 Oh, I wouldn't take your seat. 284 00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:12,596 No, go ahead and play. 285 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:16,067 Oh my God. What a... what a lovely, lovely child. 286 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,729 Very nice of you, Alexandra. Okay. 287 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,102 Let's play a little telephone. 288 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,334 You got one, honey? Okay. 289 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,474 Okay. 290 00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,957 I love tits? 291 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:47,825 - This is funny to you? - He said it! 292 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:50,995 It's funny to say that in a room full of children? 293 00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:53,937 - What's the matter with you? - That's what he said to me! 294 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,998 - Dalton, what did you say to him? - I love pigs. 295 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:57,736 - I love pigs. - No, you didn't say that. 296 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,244 - What did you say? - I love pigs. 297 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,609 - I love pigs, Larry. - No... 298 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:03,376 Your sick, perverse mind twisted it around! 299 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,246 It's not funny! These are kids in here! 300 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,311 He-he-he... well, what did... no, you said... 301 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,289 No, he didn't. 302 00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,917 Okay, he did not say it. 303 00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,928 We're gonna go sing "Happy Birthday." Come on. 304 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,293 Tell them what you said! 305 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:19,888 You know you didn't say that. 306 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,832 - What did you say to me?! - I love pigs. 307 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:25,030 - No, you didn't say that. - So wrong, so wrong. 308 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:29,029 # Happy birthday to you # 309 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:33,306 # Happy birthday to you # 310 00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:37,782 # Happy birthday, dear Ben # 311 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:42,720 # Happy birthday to you. # 312 00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,586 Yeah. 313 00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,290 - Why didn't you sing? - Huh? 314 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:51,558 - Why weren't you singing? - I hate the song. I don't sing that. 315 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,861 Hey, Jeff. Come here, I wanna show you something. 316 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:02,567 - I got this golf tip the other day. - Really? 317 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,576 Yeah, it's like for the backswing. 318 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,805 - Okay, show me. - It's really working. 319 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,474 Um, all right, here's... this is my golf club. 320 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,483 - Beautiful golf club. - Watch this, okay. 321 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,712 Let's say that's the ball, okay? 322 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:17,085 You wanna take the club and give it back to the catcher. 323 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:18,749 - Right. - Give it to the catcher. 324 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,383 - Here watch this. - Ow! 325 00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:23,725 Shit! 326 00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:25,855 Jesus! Fuck! 327 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,162 Ow! 328 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,792 - I can't see. - What did you do? 329 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,633 God! Honey... 330 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,436 Skewer. 331 00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,951 You guys see how much easier it is with the right shoes? 332 00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,046 Okay, and here's the other thing. 333 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:52,319 That's the rehearsal tempo, all right? 334 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,553 That's the way I taught it to you to break it down. 335 00:14:54,593 --> 00:14:56,026 But it's more like this, all right? 336 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,824 Got it? 337 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,464 And... 338 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,398 You're behind. Keep it small. Keep it small. 339 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,772 - Keep your weight over the center of... - That's too fast. 340 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:14,836 - I can't do it at that tempo. - That's the tempo it is in the show! 341 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,144 Um, can we take a five? 342 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,150 Five minutes, everyone. Five minutes. 343 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,175 Use your time wisely. 344 00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,557 That's bullshit. That's not the tempo. Get out of here. 345 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,253 - I think it is. - What? 346 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,228 - Pretty much. - Pff. 347 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:33,163 Well, I don't know how any human could dance to that tempo. 348 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,133 - You'd have to be Flash. - Who? 349 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:38,068 Forget it. It's a comic book character. 350 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,230 Wore the red costume. The guy in the red costume. 351 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:43,173 - I don't even know what red is. - Hmm. 352 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,870 It's hard to talk to a blind guy. You have no references. 353 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,471 I don't know comics, Larry. 354 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,243 What's with you? 355 00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,409 Oh, Rhonda and I kept fighting all night. 356 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,750 She keeps insisting that she's not misrepresenting herself. 357 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,689 Oh, really? I'd like to tell my wife I look like Brad Pitt, 358 00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,022 but unfortunately she can see. You dig? 359 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,153 - You know what I'm saying? - Mm-hmm. 360 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,425 Hey, Ben, you're here. 361 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,988 Hey, Steve. How you doing? 362 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:08,795 - Hey. - Hey. 363 00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:12,526 Oh my gosh. 364 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,597 I'm so sorry, man. So sorry. 365 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:17,939 It's that skewer, that fucking skewer. 366 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,672 - Remember I mentioned it? - Mm-hmm. 367 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,771 - I couldn't get rid of it. - I got a scratched retina. 368 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,577 - Oh my God. - Yeah. 369 00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,584 I guess that's why you were so preoccupied with that... 370 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,779 why you couldn't sing "Happy Birthday." 371 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:31,221 Ben, I never sing "Happy Birthday." 372 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,520 I feel uncomfortable, self-conscious singing it. 373 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,424 # Happy birthday to you... # 374 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,861 - You know, # Happy birth... # - Stupid, stupid song. 375 00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:40,922 - It's a stupid song. - Right. And thanks for no gift, too. 376 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:45,266 I seem to recall somebody inviting me to a birthday party... 377 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:48,533 and saying, "No gifts." 378 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,667 Come on, everybody knows that's bullshit. 379 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,438 - Bullshit? - Yeah. 380 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,379 - How's that bullshit? - You say no gift, you bring a gift. 381 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,212 - Why'd you even say it? - I'm just saying this as a friend. 382 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:00,718 You really have a little ways to go 383 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,551 - when it comes to dealing with people. - How so? 384 00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:06,251 You don't even shake my hand the first time I see you. 385 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,919 You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed. 386 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,690 That was a dry sneeze, Larry. 387 00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,856 - It wasn't a sneeze. - I can't assume dry! 388 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,763 - I gotta assume wet! - It's air coming out. 389 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,495 I won't put out my hand if it's full of snot! 390 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,163 I didn't know it was air. I thought I saw speckles flying. 391 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,297 I would assume you would know me enough to know 392 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,864 I won't give you a handful of snot! 393 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,468 Sometimes you don't know snot speckles are coming out! 394 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,978 I saw snot speckles flying! 395 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:28,707 - Guys, we need to start. - Yeah, please. 396 00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,840 Top of the page, page 31. 397 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,799 - Hi, Larry. - Hey, Kim. 398 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,137 - How are you? - Good. 399 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,802 Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call, 400 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,971 but I was in the neighborhood and I wanted to bring by my headshot 401 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,311 and my reel and stuff like that. There you go. 402 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,838 - Come on in. - Oh, thanks. 403 00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:07,317 Wow, you have a really beautiful house. 404 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:10,048 - Yeah, we just moved in. - Did you? 405 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,957 - Ssecond time we've moved in two years. - That's a nightmare. 406 00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:17,484 Yeah, we had to move. We had a film crew on our block and... 407 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:19,087 Oh, what a drag. 408 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,463 Listen, I've got a book I want to give to Richard. 409 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,162 - So wait here, I'll go... - Sure sure, whoa whoa. 410 00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:27,900 Are you kidding me? You don't notice anything different about me? 411 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:33,075 - # Da da da da da da. # - Oh boy, oh boy. 412 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,977 - That's it? - That's it. 413 00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:36,947 - It's all done already? - It's all done. 414 00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:40,850 - Boy, that was fast. - An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs. 415 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,786 Genius. Don't they look real? 416 00:18:42,821 --> 00:18:45,915 Remember you said they wouldn't look real? Do they not look real? 417 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,222 You want to see them? Check them out. Look. 418 00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,955 They're good, right? 419 00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:51,826 Feel them. They feel totally natural. 420 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,559 - I'm sure. - Don't be so uptight. 421 00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:55,362 Feel 'em. Check 'em out. 422 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,129 They feel good, right? 423 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:59,694 Squeeze them. Give them a little... 424 00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,262 Come on. 425 00:19:09,948 --> 00:19:12,246 She just... you know, she grabbed my hands 426 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,514 - and she just put them over there! - Oh, really? 427 00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,544 Well, guess what? Happy anniversary. 428 00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,216 Because that was your 10th anniversary gift right there. 429 00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,748 - Okay, oh, no no. - Yes yes. 430 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:23,192 You can't do that. That wasn't sex. 431 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:27,096 You just had sex! Touching a breast is sex! 432 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:30,761 - It wasn't a real breast! - Oh, really? 433 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,930 It was like putting my hand on her head. It was nothing. 434 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,031 Then why didn't you put your hand on her head? 435 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,770 'Cause she didn't put my hand on her head. She put it over here. 436 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,971 I like that you can't control your own hands. 437 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,004 She took my hands and went like that. 438 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,710 I saw it. I saw it, Larry. That's it. 439 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:49,050 - No, don't. - Why am I even talking to you? 440 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:51,988 - Look, okay, let... - Ugh! A titmouse! 441 00:19:54,493 --> 00:19:57,951 - What? - I just saw a titmouse. 442 00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,398 - A titmouse? - A mouse. 443 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,867 - Titmouse, mouse. - Why do you call it a titmouse? 444 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,700 - That's what you call it. Same thing. - Who calls it that? 445 00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,138 A lot of people call it that. 446 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,199 - Oh my God. - What? 447 00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,973 You are obsessed with tits. 448 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,242 You're feeling up somebody's tits! 449 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,943 - You're talking to kids about tits! - Talking to kids? 450 00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,646 The kid said, "I love tits." That's what he said to me. 451 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:23,951 Why are you talking to little boys about tits? 452 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,787 He whispered it to me! It was part of the game! 453 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,793 Have you ever played telephone before? 454 00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,692 You don't know how to play telephone, do you? 455 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,390 - I know how to play telephone. - Do you? 456 00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,399 Yeah, but I play the G-version. 457 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,402 It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane." 458 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,739 The kid didn't say, "Susie lives down the lane." 459 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,437 He said, "I love tits." 460 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,311 What? Oh my God. 461 00:20:49,348 --> 00:20:52,408 I'll be right over. All right, sit tight. 462 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,350 What did you do? I don't understand. 463 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,415 - Why did you break up with her? - I need to be 464 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,051 with a good- looking woman. 465 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:06,690 And since you were kind enough to point that out to me, she had to go. 466 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:10,293 You need to be with a good-looking woman? Who do you think you are? 467 00:21:10,335 --> 00:21:12,963 Look, that doesn't matter. I need some assistance. 468 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,973 She was indispensable. 469 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,202 Don't you have any friends? 470 00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,767 Yes, I have friends, but I'm not gonna impose on them. 471 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,540 I think you should help me. 472 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,514 You're the one who got me into this mess. 473 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,551 I need a little help. 474 00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,978 Thanks a lot, Larry. 475 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,650 Just grab it this way. You don't have to get in between. 476 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:34,090 We're not a gay couple. 477 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,029 - Hey. - Hey. 478 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,701 - What's doing? - Nothing. 479 00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:25,676 Um... 480 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:29,147 I actually wanna buy one of those shirts. 481 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,082 - Yeah? - Yeah, you know, the stud sweatshirts? 482 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,483 - Yeah, those are great. - I need to buy one for Ben 483 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,282 'cause Susie said he liked it, right? 484 00:22:36,321 --> 00:22:39,688 - How's Ben doing? - The eye is okay. 485 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,989 The eye is not the problem. 486 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,860 The problem was that I didn't sing "Happy Birthday." 487 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:47,865 - He's mad at you for that? - I don't sing that song. 488 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,958 I never see you sing the "Happy Birthday" song. 489 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,333 - It's a stupid song. I don't like it. - You're entitled. 490 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,669 I was right about those sticks, though. 491 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,936 I looked around at that party at one point. 492 00:22:56,975 --> 00:23:00,934 I saw five people holding sticks. I did. I was checking. 493 00:23:00,979 --> 00:23:03,948 - Can't just lay it down on a table? - It's gross. 494 00:23:03,982 --> 00:23:05,847 You can't put that down on a table. 495 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,875 You have to wait for a server to come by. 496 00:23:07,919 --> 00:23:09,352 - Do me a favor. - Yeah. 497 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,151 Get the shirt. 498 00:23:11,189 --> 00:23:13,248 Do not say it's for Ben. Say it's for you. 499 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,384 She's all pissed off about the other night. 500 00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:16,689 Fine, yeah, okay. 501 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:19,492 Susie! 502 00:23:19,531 --> 00:23:22,557 What the fuck do you want, Larry? 503 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,933 Well, you know what? I would love 504 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,632 to buy one of those shirts. 505 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:29,697 - Oh yeah, right. - No, seriously. 506 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:32,266 It's like you go to a movie and it kind of stays with you. 507 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,107 A good movie. You know what I mean? 508 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:35,670 And so, I don't know, 509 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,739 I feel I'm..."Why am I thinking about the shirt?" 510 00:23:37,783 --> 00:23:40,581 - I want the shirt. - Really? 511 00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:42,746 - Yes. - They're great shirts. 512 00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,517 I know they're great shirts. 513 00:23:44,556 --> 00:23:46,148 You know they're great shirts. 514 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,886 Because the shirt was talking to me, 515 00:23:47,926 --> 00:23:50,451 and I need a little more flair. I don't have any flair. 516 00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,793 That is true. I have them in the trunk. 517 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,230 - Really? - Yeah. 518 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,393 We'll pick out a color. Lar, it's like 519 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,630 - you're making me very happy now. - Well. 520 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:01,605 Okay, I think the red would look good on you 521 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,403 'cause you're kind of pale and pasty, 522 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,637 and this is a great color, the red. It's fun. 523 00:24:05,677 --> 00:24:07,304 Why are you saying pale and pasty? 524 00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,779 Well, you are. You're not one from the sunshine. 525 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,646 I play golf. I'm out. I get sun. 526 00:24:11,683 --> 00:24:14,277 All right, Larry, I just think the red is a good color. 527 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:16,150 I have blue, I have green... 528 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,622 - I'll take the red. - The red is good for you. 529 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,420 - I look at them... - Indiana. 530 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,428 You know, I had a friend whose sister went there years ago. 531 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,589 - So there you go. It's perfect. - Okay. 532 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,063 I don't think I have a bag. 533 00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,089 - Let me go in the house. - I don't need a bag. 534 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:32,160 - I'll just take it. - All right, fine. You made me happy. 535 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:35,537 - What is it, 60 bucks? - It's 100 bucks. What are you, crazy? 536 00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,633 No, you know, Lar? Me to you. 537 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:40,509 - Get out of here. - No, I will not take your money. 538 00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,809 Your money's no good here, darling. 539 00:24:42,848 --> 00:24:45,783 - All is forgiven, honey. - All right. 540 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:53,190 # Da dum da da da da da da da. # 541 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:54,886 - Perfect. - Great. 542 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,826 You get everything the first time. 543 00:24:56,862 --> 00:25:00,059 No no no, I've been drilling that thing for two hours. 544 00:25:00,098 --> 00:25:02,589 Well, see, you do your homework, which is good. 545 00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:04,898 Right there. Turn around. 546 00:25:04,936 --> 00:25:06,836 - Hey. - Hey! Straight. 547 00:25:06,872 --> 00:25:09,306 - I've got it. - How are you doing? 548 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,707 Listen, I wanna say something. 549 00:25:11,743 --> 00:25:15,270 Happy birthday! 550 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,248 This is ridiculous. You don't have to do that, Larry. 551 00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,808 - I know, but I wanted to. - I'm sorry. 552 00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:23,582 Let me just say, I'm sorry. Really, no no no. 553 00:25:23,622 --> 00:25:25,886 I've been like stressed out of my mind. 554 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:27,653 Listen, I stabbed you in the eye, man. 555 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,660 No, I've been crazed about this thing, 556 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:32,060 and getting into your space, and I shouldn't. 557 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,758 You're doing what you're doing. 558 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:36,733 We're gonna make it work, and I'm sorry, okay? 559 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:40,169 - Well, I'm sorry too. - Okay, well, let's be friends, okay? 560 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,571 All right? And you didn't have to get me a gift. 561 00:25:42,607 --> 00:25:44,507 I'm sorry. 562 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,511 - What is this? - Open it up! 563 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,911 Oh, you got me a gift. 564 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,755 - I knew you liked it. - Oh, yeah. 565 00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:59,586 Yeah, it's one of those... 566 00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:02,388 - it's a sweatshirt with studs on it. - Yeah. 567 00:26:02,427 --> 00:26:05,828 "Indiana." These are the ones that Susie... 568 00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:07,889 I know. She told me how much you liked them. 569 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:11,494 - I love these. - She said you flipped out over them. 570 00:26:11,536 --> 00:26:14,937 So I thought, you know... I thought it was like a perfect gift. 571 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:17,373 Like a fun sweatshirt. Well... 572 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,810 - Well, happy birthday. - Thank you, thank you. 573 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:23,040 - All right. - Okay. 574 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,242 - All right. - All right. High five. 575 00:26:25,283 --> 00:26:28,116 Oh yeah, sorry. Still... 576 00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:30,815 Okay, guys, Let's get started. Top of scene three. 577 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:33,722 - All right. - Better get a script. 578 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:35,953 Not off book yet, huh? 579 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:38,189 Not on this scene. Not on this scene. 580 00:26:38,229 --> 00:26:40,197 Larry, you enter from stage left. 581 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,256 Is that my left, 582 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,894 or "if I'm sitting in the audience" my left? 583 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,769 - Which... - It's your left right now. 584 00:26:47,806 --> 00:26:49,774 Okay, so that way. 585 00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,538 I always get those mixed up. That's very hard. 586 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:56,604 Leo! Leo! 587 00:26:59,651 --> 00:27:02,620 # Everything has its season # 588 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:06,385 # Everything has its time # 589 00:27:06,424 --> 00:27:09,188 # Show me a reason # 590 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:13,095 # And I'll soon show you a rhyme # 591 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:16,589 # Cats fit on the windowsill # 592 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:20,594 # Children fit in the snow # 593 00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,870 # Why do I feel I don't fit in # 594 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:27,469 # Anywhere I go? # 595 00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:33,917 # Rivers belong where they can ramble # 596 00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,216 # Eagles belong # 597 00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:40,520 # Where they can fly # 598 00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:43,220 # I've got to be # 599 00:27:43,261 --> 00:27:47,527 # Where my spirit can run free # 600 00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:52,195 # Gotta find my corner # 601 00:27:52,237 --> 00:27:55,729 # Now's our inning # 602 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:58,834 # Stand the world on its ear # 603 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:02,108 # Set it spinning # 604 00:28:02,147 --> 00:28:04,877 # That'll be just the beginning # 605 00:28:04,916 --> 00:28:08,147 # Turn it up like the lights # 606 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:11,553 - # We've got nothing to hit... # - Okay, let's go. 607 00:28:11,589 --> 00:28:13,216 Come on, right after this song. 608 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:14,987 Oh my gosh, I can't take anymore. 609 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:17,153 - Come on, it's "Gypsy." - I'll be outside. 610 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,753 # Just you wait # 611 00:28:18,797 --> 00:28:23,461 # That lucky star I talk about is due... # 612 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:25,469 # Due # 613 00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:27,767 # Honey, everything's # 614 00:28:27,806 --> 00:28:30,570 - # Coming up roses # - # Roses # 615 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:36,376 # For me and for you. # 616 00:28:36,414 --> 00:28:39,281 Thank you. 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