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I honestly don't care
what the haters say,
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nachos, they travel well.
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I mean, they're even better this way.
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I totally agree. When it
congeals into one piece,
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you can just eat it like pie.
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You don't have to worry about
topping distribution...
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Yeah, it's stress-free.
It's just so much better.
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[MOUTHING] Do I have
it on my face?
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[PHONE BEEPS]
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My, Esther, what a dainty bite!
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Is that how they eat
nachos on Downton Abbey?
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Actually, now that I think
of it, I'm, like, really full.
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These are really gross. I've just
been getting full easier lately.
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My stomach must be shrinking.
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Yo, guys, shut up, okay?
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I'm dealing with a real issue
here, all right?
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I got this artist chick, Amanda,
she's like, obsessed with me.
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She won't stop calling me,
texting me, emailing me.
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- She Facetimed me!
- Oh, my God, that's so lame.
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You're handling it so well, Dean.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah, you're doing great.
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- Oh, thanks a lot.
- I'm sorry, I would never do that.
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Yeah, girls totally
reach out to me, too.
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So? Anyway. And look what she did.
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Look what she did, she left this...
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statue in my office of,
like, a headless fat chick?
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It actually makes no sense.
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You know I'm always trying
to find the humor in stuff.
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Um, I was like, "How does she
even get fat if she has no head,"
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Right? She cant't eat.
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- That's hilarious, right?
- That's hilarious.
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That's a mother goddess.
She's pregnant and plump.
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It represents human prosperity.
People used to pray to those.
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- What?
- This. This?
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I used to jerk off
to Mom's art history books!
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- Oh.
- That's too much information.
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You made it worse, all right?
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Look, I gotta find out
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how to get this chick
off my ass, pronto.
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Yeah, for sure. What should we do?
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Okay, here's what you do.
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Post the selfie of you
with a really not-cute girl,
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and then she'll think
you've lowered you standards
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and she's gonna move on
to somebody else.
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I don't know, maybe I'll
just get a restraining order.
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You know? Call it a day.
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- They know me down there.
- Dude, come on,
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a restraining order with a crazy girl?
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That's flattering to them
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because it means you're
thinking about them.
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Just gonna make it worse.
It's like buying her roses.
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How do you know?
You've never had a stalker.
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I understand the psychology
of pathetic people.
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Just trust me on this. I
know what I'm talking about.
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Why don't I just post a picture
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with a hot chick
and post that one? Game over.
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Because then she's gonna seek
vengeance 'cause she's jealous,
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like that sushi waitress
who crapped in your Lambo.
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You want that to happen again?
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Look, what you need
is a girl who's, like,
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kinda gross, maybe some
crumbs in her panties...
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- That's gross.
- You know, like, a human...
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Esther, you're available today, right?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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Um, yeah, I'll check my schedule.
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You don't need makeup, man.
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You're supposed to look wretched.
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Never mind. You're good.
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MG, this is a huge opportunity
for me, okay?
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I'm about to spend
one-on-one time with Dean.
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I need to look my very,
very, very, very best.
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Come on, this isn't about
your sad little crush on Dean,
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it's about getting rid of Amanda.
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Okay, let me scrape my tongue
one more time.
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[GAGGING]
I'm gonna go.
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This is bad for me. I'm gonna go.
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Good, all right,
let's do this. Come on.
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Yeah. Um, Dean, I just wanted
to take a moment to thank you...
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What? You're too...
You're not talking loud enough.
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I just wanted to take a moment to
say thank you for this opportunity.
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- I promise I won't let you down.
- All right, thank you so much.
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It's just gonna be a simple
couples' photoshoot, all right?
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We're thinking you're in love,
it's domestic,
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you're baking together, you're putting
pizza in the oven, all right?
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This is really easy.
We can just one-and-done it.
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Yeah, can you just maybe
put it on burst mode
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so it doesn't take
too long? It's already...
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Don't do burst mode.
It doesn't work for me.
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Anyway...
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Um, Dean, can you make it
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look like you're enjoying
yourself a little?
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Can I just hold your hand?
Just for one photo.
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Here, why don't you put it around me?
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Shaking. Why don't we do a shake.
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Yeah, that looks like love.
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Really liking that.
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- Did you want us to kiss, or...?
- No, what?
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- No, I...
- No, it's all good.
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- We could just...
- No, if you want to, I'm down,
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- but we don't have to.
- Nah.
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That's great. Loving that.
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I'm feeling like
my character would want
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to taste the sauce. Should I do that?
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I appreciate you wanting to go
full Daniel Day Esther on this,
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but you're not actually playing
a character. You're just you.
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I'm sorry!
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Oh, my God. Sorry. I'll get it.
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- What...?
- What are you... don't lick him!
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I'm sorry. -This just became a
very sad Carl's Jr. commercial.
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I'm sorry, it'll never
happen again. I'm sorry.
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I'm just gonna take what I have here.
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I'm gonna airstream it on the TV.
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Hopefully we have something.
Be right back.
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I'm sorry. I'll buy you
a shirt right now.
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This shirt cost $1,000.
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Okay, I'll get it out.
I'll get the stain out.
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- You okay?
- Nothing.
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Um, I actually have this... This...
I call it my Esther stick?
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- Yeah?
- And, um...
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I just watched this documentary,
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and it was all about how laundry's
really bad for the environment.
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Basically what happens
is they dump, literally,
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gallons of detergent
into the ocean every year.
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It's crazy. It can get
into dolphins' private areas...
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- Yeah?
- And it will kill them.
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- Oh.
- Actually looks pretty good.
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Um, yeah, I don't even
need to do laundry anymore.
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Yeah, I don't do laundry, either.
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That's crazy. I don't do it, either.
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I know, you said that, and then
that's why I said what I said.
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- Uh-huh, we're so, like...
- Good news, guys!
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I actually got a decent shot
where Esther doesn't look
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- too much like Tom Selleck.
- [DEAN] Aw, cool.
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Why don't you send me
the most Tom Selleck-y one?
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- Oh, that's funny.
- [PHONE BEEPS]
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Um, can you make sure to tag it
EstherRichWithNineEyes?
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♪
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Dean, thank you.
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[ESTHER] I cannot believe that
Dean tagged me in that photo.
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Do you think, like, this is what
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K-Fed felt like when
he married Britney?
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He's like, "I got it!"
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I don't know, but when you
smile like that,
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your cheeks look like
two fat guys' stomachs!
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Cheese!
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Just out of curiosity,
do you feel like you have
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any need for, like,
a T-shirt or a tote bag
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that has the picture
of me and Dean on it?
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Just 'cause I was gonna
order a couple of things,
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and it's free shipping
when you spend over $50.
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And honestly, that's just, like, a
deal you don't pass up every day.
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- Esther...
- What?
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You realize that that
was a fake picture
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for a fake relationship.
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Benjamin, of course, on some
level I do understand that.
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However...
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[WHISPERS]
you never know, okay?
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Did you know that neither Dean
nor I do laundry?
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Like, that means
we're both on the same page.
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Esther, that's 'cause he pays
someone to do his laundry for him,
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and you turn your underwear inside out
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until it turns into underwear bark.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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Can I show you something?
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I'm 37 weeks
back on Amanda's Instagram.
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She's such an amazing sculptress.
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I wanna date an art teacher so bad.
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I wanna be the focal point
of someone's artwork.
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- That's a good point.
- I could be a muse,
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like Sharon Stone, but a guy.
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Oh, man, this sucks!
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What, Amanda didn't reach
out to you again, did she?
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- Everything cool?
- No,
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I lost four grand on the Utah Jazz.
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Oh, Amanda, yeah, no,
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I haven't heard from her
in, like, 24 hours.
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Your stupid plan actually worked.
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Yeah, who knows more about being
lonely and desperate than me?
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Hey, whatever works, man.
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I just can't believe little Esther
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pulled through... It's amazing, man.
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I mean, she looks
so gross in those photos.
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It was so funny.
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Yeah, no, that's me.
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Gross, funny, smart, cool.
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I'm your guy.
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Anyway, I need you
to stay in the house all day
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and not go anywhere because I'm
waiting for a suit to be delivered.
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And I want you to sign for it.
If they leave it out front,
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that's a no-no, okay? I got
all sorts of plants out there.
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I don't need stigma
and, like, gymnosperms
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on my suit, you understand
what I'm saying?
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Wait, wait. Really quick.
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No, don't backtalk.
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Look, look, I have
a hot yoga class later.
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Why are you whispering?
You guys don't talk loud enough.
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- Sorry.
- It's embarrassing.
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I have a hot yoga class today.
I can't...
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Take a later class. Obviously.
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I can't, this instructor
just gets my body type.
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Dude, you're not gonna be messing
with my schedule, okay,
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just because you have
child-bearing hips.
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What, are you body-shaming me
'cause I've got Mom's hips?
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This is what I gotta do.
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I just did something nice for you!
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Can't you just do
something nice for me?
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Exactly, you did something nice for me,
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then I thanked you, so you owe me.
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I'm not. I just... -Thank you.
Now you owe me again.
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Yeah, Benji, just do it.
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What's your problem? Do
as your brother asks.
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♪
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh. Hey.
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Is Dean home?
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No. No, he's not.
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Where is he?
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Is he with that girl,
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the confident pizza chef?
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Um, I don't really know where he is.
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He's Dean. He's probably
at a yacht auction or something.
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A Yachtion. It's a word I just make up.
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[CHUCKLES] Amanda, by the way.
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Are you Dean's housekeeper
or something?
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No, I'm his brother.
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You're Dean's brother?
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Yes, I'm Dean's brother.
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My mom had an elective C-section,
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so I was born two weeks early.
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I could've used the whole nine months,
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obviously, that's what God
wants you to have,
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but she wanted to get back
to work, and now I'm this.
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Oh, you poor thing!
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If I just got one more week, man, woot!
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I'd be, like, 5'8",
running a hedge fund,
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just alpha-ing everybody around,
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throwing coffee at my assistant.
239
00:09:01,871 --> 00:09:03,137
It'd be awesome.
240
00:09:03,756 --> 00:09:06,160
You are so much funnier than Dean.
241
00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:10,064
Oh, thanks, you know,
I'm a comedic personality.
242
00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:11,432
That's amazing!
243
00:09:12,424 --> 00:09:14,317
I always thought comedians
were so brave.
244
00:09:14,342 --> 00:09:15,384
Oh, yeah, totally.
245
00:09:15,409 --> 00:09:18,303
Everyone's like Marines,
but it's comedians.
246
00:09:18,763 --> 00:09:20,408
Give me your phone.
I'll give you my number...
247
00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,004
in case you every need it.
248
00:09:22,331 --> 00:09:24,264
- You sure?
- Yeah.
249
00:09:25,415 --> 00:09:26,480
There's probably moisturizer
250
00:09:26,516 --> 00:09:28,039
and nail polish all over that phone
251
00:09:28,064 --> 00:09:30,092
from all the numbers
girls are giving me.
252
00:09:30,486 --> 00:09:33,353
You know, you're just another
girl giving me her phone number.
253
00:09:34,632 --> 00:09:36,410
Good night, sweet prince.
254
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:39,478
I'm sorry I wasn't right
for you on the outside.
255
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:41,363
It's over, Benji.
256
00:09:41,405 --> 00:09:44,168
The likes and comments
have stopped rolling in.
257
00:09:44,247 --> 00:09:47,094
Esther, Dean is really,
really out of your league.
258
00:09:47,131 --> 00:09:50,032
He dates girls right before
they marry Adam Levine.
259
00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:52,983
Are you saying I could
marry Adam Levine now?
260
00:09:53,016 --> 00:09:54,412
No, I'm saying people like you and me
261
00:09:54,437 --> 00:09:55,698
gotta know our place in the world.
262
00:09:55,723 --> 00:09:57,018
You can't just date anybody.
263
00:09:57,043 --> 00:09:58,801
Like, Amanda came by earlier
and gave me her number.
264
00:09:58,826 --> 00:10:00,514
That doesn't mean
I'm gonna ask her out.
265
00:10:00,539 --> 00:10:03,642
What? You have
Amanda's number?! Are you kidding me?
266
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,860
I'm sitting here refreshing
my ass off for hours,
267
00:10:05,889 --> 00:10:07,635
and you finally tell me that?
268
00:10:07,661 --> 00:10:08,861
Come on, who cares?
269
00:10:08,886 --> 00:10:10,252
I mean, she's just messing with me.
270
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,961
She laughed at my jokes,
but it's pretty obvious
271
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,147
she just gave me her number to
try to get back at my brother.
272
00:10:14,172 --> 00:10:16,825
- Um, hello?
- Hello.
273
00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:18,604
So what, okay?
274
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,235
Dude, don't you see?
275
00:10:20,260 --> 00:10:22,193
Amanda wants to be with you
to get to Dean.
276
00:10:22,218 --> 00:10:24,150
Dean wants to be with me
to get rid of Amanda.
277
00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:27,103
It's a win-win-win-win situation.
278
00:10:27,429 --> 00:10:30,128
Four wins. Four people can win.
279
00:10:30,875 --> 00:10:32,287
All right, I guess you're right.
I'll call her.
280
00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:35,813
Yay! Oh, my God, we haven't agreed
this much since we saw Moana.
281
00:10:35,839 --> 00:10:37,465
Moana was so good.
It's, like, the only time
282
00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:38,979
The Rock has ever been believable.
283
00:10:39,004 --> 00:10:41,840
I know, it was amazing. It's the
Goodfellas for our generation.
284
00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,121
Okay, so we gotta play this real smart.
285
00:10:44,146 --> 00:10:46,254
Like, we wanna rehearse.
We wanna know exactly
286
00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:48,742
what you're gonna say
to Amanda, word for word,
287
00:10:48,767 --> 00:10:50,561
- calculated, planned out.
- [RINGING]
288
00:10:50,586 --> 00:10:52,823
- I already dialed.
- No, stop!
289
00:10:52,848 --> 00:10:54,556
- It's ringing!
- Hang up! We're not ready!
290
00:10:54,581 --> 00:10:56,800
Hello, please hold for Mr. Benji.
291
00:10:56,914 --> 00:10:58,280
[SOFTLY] I forgot
your last name.
292
00:10:58,921 --> 00:11:00,888
Hey, what's up? Sorry, new assistant.
293
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,663
Um, can you just hang on one sec?
294
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,106
Sorry, one sec.
295
00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:07,128
I don't know. -Should I
invite her to minigolf?
296
00:11:07,338 --> 00:11:09,271
No. Do you want to sound like a psycho?
297
00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:11,014
Ask her if she wants
to try Zumba lessons.
298
00:11:11,039 --> 00:11:13,688
No, caricatures at the beach?
[FREAKING OUT]
299
00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:15,670
Um, so I was thinking
if you're not busy tonight,
300
00:11:15,695 --> 00:11:17,954
do you want to come over
for dinner? I can cook.
301
00:11:18,021 --> 00:11:20,188
Tonight? -Yeah, Dean is going
to that real estate gala.
302
00:11:21,134 --> 00:11:23,067
- He won't be here.
- The ball?
303
00:11:23,102 --> 00:11:24,546
- Oh, my, the ball.
- Oh, okay, yeah!
304
00:11:24,571 --> 00:11:26,537
Sweet. All right. See you then.
305
00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:30,090
- Oh, my God!
- Okay, wait.
306
00:11:30,196 --> 00:11:32,065
We need to do something
that will make Dean
307
00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:33,788
want to retaliate against her.
308
00:11:33,813 --> 00:11:35,820
- That's right.
- Nothing too violent.
309
00:11:35,915 --> 00:11:38,849
Not quite a felony,
but almost felonious.
310
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:40,851
Yeah...
311
00:11:41,485 --> 00:11:42,720
I know what we can do.
312
00:11:42,755 --> 00:11:44,077
I feel so alive. I feel like
313
00:11:44,102 --> 00:11:45,546
a Bruce Springsteen song right now.
314
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,375
I just feel, like...
Ow. I bit my tongue.
315
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,748
It hurts really bad. It stings.
316
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:57,265
Dude, okay, you know what? Your
stupid Instagram trick didn't work.
317
00:11:57,351 --> 00:11:58,804
Amanda just threw another one of these
318
00:11:58,829 --> 00:12:00,703
fat blue statues through my window.
319
00:12:00,728 --> 00:12:03,889
Someone threw a statue
through your window?
320
00:12:03,943 --> 00:12:08,879
Wow, that picture of Esther
must've really gotten to her.
321
00:12:08,915 --> 00:12:10,616
Why are you guys talking
like this now? What's the deal?
322
00:12:10,641 --> 00:12:13,679
Why are you guys talking
like that, like, "Oh!"
323
00:12:14,115 --> 00:12:16,570
That's weird. You know what,
it doesn't even matter, okay?
324
00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,323
You said it would work
and it didn't, okay?
325
00:12:18,348 --> 00:12:20,780
So stop playing puzzle
like you're sitting shiva,
326
00:12:20,805 --> 00:12:23,397
- and fix this!
- BENJI: Can I pitch you an idea?
327
00:12:23,504 --> 00:12:27,710
You should take Esther to the
LA Realtors Association event!
328
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,102
Think about it, man.
329
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:32,116
You're gonna go there with Esther,
330
00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:34,209
who's pretty much a wet baby hippo.
331
00:12:34,234 --> 00:12:35,651
It's gonna drive Amanda crazy.
332
00:12:35,687 --> 00:12:37,160
She's not gonna be
interested in you at all!
333
00:12:37,229 --> 00:12:40,056
- [LAUGHS]
- What? What's so funny?
334
00:12:40,081 --> 00:12:45,881
You want... You want me to take
Esther to my work event,
335
00:12:45,948 --> 00:12:48,588
okay, and have her stand next to me...
336
00:12:48,808 --> 00:12:51,413
So, like, my colleagues would see that?
337
00:12:51,547 --> 00:12:54,073
Bro, a Property Bro
is going to be there.
338
00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:56,300
The good-looking Property Bro
is going to be there.
339
00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,008
Come on, I read the invitation.
340
00:12:58,033 --> 00:13:00,061
It's gonna be passed apps.
He won't even notice Esther.
341
00:13:00,086 --> 00:13:02,696
You won't see me.
I'll be out of your way.
342
00:13:02,721 --> 00:13:04,847
It'll just be the hearsay
that I was there.
343
00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:08,287
Man, you know what,
Amanda is going to think
344
00:13:08,312 --> 00:13:11,219
I am disgusting, dude!
345
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,473
Honestly, I'm a genius, man.
346
00:13:13,498 --> 00:13:14,597
This is great. Okay.
347
00:13:14,622 --> 00:13:17,167
Esther, I want you to get off your ass
348
00:13:17,192 --> 00:13:19,032
and we're gonna go shopping right now.
349
00:13:19,057 --> 00:13:21,313
- I could shop.
- Yeah, you can and you will.
350
00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:25,676
You're gonna dress not like
a fat kid on laundry day.
351
00:13:25,701 --> 00:13:27,601
Dude, you don't wanna try
crackers with honey?
352
00:13:27,626 --> 00:13:29,383
Shut up. Come on, let's go.
353
00:13:29,817 --> 00:13:31,784
It's our second date. Whoo!
354
00:13:33,681 --> 00:13:35,080
This is your day.
355
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,048
You can date a tall hot guy.
356
00:13:41,535 --> 00:13:43,468
What do you think?
357
00:13:43,711 --> 00:13:45,548
Wow, I'm surprised
that actually fits you.
358
00:13:45,573 --> 00:13:48,904
Really? Oh, I usually shop
in the kids' section
359
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,236
just 'cause it's more affordable
360
00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:52,442
and more flattering for my body type.
361
00:13:52,653 --> 00:13:54,937
You are going to be
the cutest flower girl.
362
00:13:54,962 --> 00:13:56,962
Aunt Debbie's going to be
so proud of you.
363
00:13:57,263 --> 00:13:59,972
Oh, you have a beautiful daughter!
364
00:14:01,602 --> 00:14:03,154
Hi.
365
00:14:03,627 --> 00:14:04,827
Esther, we have to go now.
366
00:14:04,852 --> 00:14:06,213
Okay, we can go.
367
00:14:06,599 --> 00:14:08,657
Um, just so you know,
368
00:14:08,716 --> 00:14:09,952
I'm gonna go rip the dress,
369
00:14:09,977 --> 00:14:12,145
and then I'm gonna tell them
there was some damage.
370
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,831
- We'll get a discount.
- Nice.
371
00:14:13,856 --> 00:14:16,015
Usually girls want me to spend
more money on them, not less.
372
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,932
I guess I'm not like most girls.
373
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,858
No, you're not. Not at all.
374
00:14:23,743 --> 00:14:26,355
Oh, my God, it smells so good.
375
00:14:26,455 --> 00:14:29,712
Well, thank you. It's my Moroccan
grandmother's polenta recipe.
376
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:33,140
Oh, you're really different from
most of the guys I go out with.
377
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:35,543
You mean most guys
don't make you polenta
378
00:14:35,578 --> 00:14:38,546
with paprika so fresh that
it'll deviate your septum?
379
00:14:40,117 --> 00:14:43,551
Hmm. Speaking of most guys,
where is Dean tonight?
380
00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:46,000
He is, uh...
381
00:14:46,099 --> 00:14:49,962
I think he's doing a charity
basketball game with Macklemore.
382
00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:53,394
Hmm. So, can I help with anything?
383
00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,849
Uh, sure. You want to,
um, slice some tomatoes?
384
00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:58,265
- Oh, yeah.
- Cool.
385
00:14:58,462 --> 00:15:00,884
Oh, heirloom tomatoes are my favorite!
386
00:15:00,909 --> 00:15:02,368
They're in season right now, too.
387
00:15:02,404 --> 00:15:05,238
Let's just not use those.
Let's use canned tomatoes.
388
00:15:05,286 --> 00:15:09,188
Realtors Association Gala.
Is this where Dean is?
389
00:15:10,251 --> 00:15:12,371
Is he with that confident pizza chef?
390
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,866
Oh, her, she's just... she's nobody.
391
00:15:14,891 --> 00:15:16,055
She's not a threat to you.
392
00:15:16,091 --> 00:15:18,136
She's just a loser. There's
nothing to be intimidated by.
393
00:15:18,161 --> 00:15:20,282
She's a walking
yeast infection. It's fine.
394
00:15:20,307 --> 00:15:22,174
You are just like your brother.
395
00:15:22,199 --> 00:15:24,430
- I'm nothing...
- All you guys do is lie.
396
00:15:24,455 --> 00:15:26,518
- Let's start over.
- I'm going to confront him.
397
00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:27,837
You don't gotta confront anybody.
398
00:15:27,862 --> 00:15:29,569
Come on, let's talk this through.
399
00:15:30,202 --> 00:15:31,797
You've gotta move on
from guys like Dean.
400
00:15:31,822 --> 00:15:33,789
Move on to someone who appreciates you
401
00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:35,898
and your art, you know?
402
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:40,028
Come on, I've been caramelizing
onions for eight hours!
403
00:15:40,395 --> 00:15:43,420
I don't care how many Wheat
Thins I flush down the toilet.
404
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,466
It's your old pipes. It's your problem.
405
00:15:45,786 --> 00:15:49,373
You hear me? And cut to me on my
birthday with a brand-new toilet.
406
00:15:49,546 --> 00:15:50,806
- Wow.
- I'm just saying.
407
00:15:52,173 --> 00:15:53,946
Oh, my God, boys, you keep me young.
408
00:15:53,978 --> 00:15:55,821
- You really do!
- I love that!
409
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:58,312
- I just love that!
- All right, I gotta fill up
410
00:15:58,337 --> 00:15:59,948
the old gas tank with some spanakopita.
411
00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:03,447
Um, I'll let you guys talk
amongst yourselves, okay?
412
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,794
- Okay!
- Yeah?
413
00:16:04,955 --> 00:16:08,023
[LAUGHS]
I love it! I love it!
414
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:09,778
Dean, she's a firecracker!
415
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,434
Why have you never introduced me
to this woman before?
416
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:15,673
Yeah, it's weird. At first I
thought she was annoying, but...
417
00:16:16,186 --> 00:16:18,762
she kind of just laughs at all
my jokes, no matter what,
418
00:16:18,787 --> 00:16:19,796
and that's really cool for me
419
00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:21,716
'cause I'm trying to
work on my comedy...
420
00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:24,301
Dean? Did you want a... Dean?
421
00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:26,021
- Give me a second.
- Okay.
422
00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,469
- Dean, hi!
- Hey, what's up?
423
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:30,309
How come you can't be
like this all the time?
424
00:16:30,346 --> 00:16:33,374
- What? Oh, did I do good?
- Yeah, you did pretty good.
425
00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:35,286
I think your friends are great.
426
00:16:35,311 --> 00:16:37,813
I hate that guy. He grew his
hair out long after I did.
427
00:16:37,838 --> 00:16:39,970
- Dean, Dean, Dean...
- What are you doing...?
428
00:16:39,995 --> 00:16:41,232
What are you doing here?
429
00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:42,615
I said that. You don't...
430
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,473
Same. I said it, too. I'm sorry.
431
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:48,011
So, Amanda was at our house
and I was cooking her dinner...
432
00:16:48,036 --> 00:16:50,798
Hold on a second.
You had a date with Amanda?
433
00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:54,186
It wasn't really a date.
It was part of our scheme!
434
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,094
It was all in this together.
435
00:16:56,119 --> 00:16:58,165
Hold on, okay.
You don't actually believe
436
00:16:58,201 --> 00:17:00,167
that I'm that easy to be
manipulated, do you?
437
00:17:00,203 --> 00:17:02,169
Dean, you are way too handsome
to be manipulated.
438
00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:04,227
- That is not what this is...
- Oh, God!
439
00:17:04,252 --> 00:17:06,466
- No, no, no...
- That's obviously what this is.
440
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:09,093
Listen up, guys. Amanda's
gonna be here any second.
441
00:17:09,118 --> 00:17:10,883
I didn't intend
for any of this to happen.
442
00:17:10,919 --> 00:17:11,996
You've dated everyone in LA.
443
00:17:12,021 --> 00:17:14,172
There's no way for us to not be
brothers and Eskimo brothers.
444
00:17:14,197 --> 00:17:16,067
- I'm sorry!
- She's crazy...
445
00:17:16,092 --> 00:17:17,092
I need to talk to you.
446
00:17:17,126 --> 00:17:18,423
- Hey.
- In private.
447
00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:20,782
Not so fast, Amanda, hi.
448
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,570
Anything you want to say
to Dean tonight,
449
00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:23,928
you can say it in front of me
450
00:17:23,953 --> 00:17:26,094
because I'm his plus-one
and maybe more than that.
451
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,624
You must be Esther.
452
00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:29,616
That's right, I am Esther.
453
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,132
I knew you were confident
from Dean's photo,
454
00:17:32,157 --> 00:17:35,345
but the way you rock
that quinceañera dress
455
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,596
in public proves it.
456
00:17:36,646 --> 00:17:39,975
Actually, thank you... Or gracias.
457
00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,916
Whatever you got to say,
just say it, go ahead.
458
00:17:41,951 --> 00:17:44,069
[SCOFFS] Fine.
What kind of monster
459
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:46,176
sleeps with someone for three weeks
460
00:17:46,201 --> 00:17:48,335
and suddenly just doesn't
return their calls?
461
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,258
I've been trying to contact you
for the last month.
462
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,612
No, that's crazy. I...
463
00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:56,230
We had sex together ten times, tops.
464
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,105
Okay, that barely warrants a call back.
465
00:17:58,130 --> 00:17:59,240
What do you think, we're married?
466
00:17:59,265 --> 00:18:00,331
That's really bad, Dean.
467
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:01,448
In all fairness, a girl's never
468
00:18:01,473 --> 00:18:02,747
slept with me ten times.
469
00:18:02,772 --> 00:18:04,705
That's pretty much marriage for me.
470
00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:08,205
No. I told her... I told you I didn't
want to be in a relationship.
471
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:11,901
You did not say that! You asked
me to pick you up at the airport.
472
00:18:11,973 --> 00:18:13,401
That's because I'm protesting Uber
473
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,337
because you know what's been
happening with them lately.
474
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,295
For real, any time you need
a ride to the airport,
475
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,670
I will do it for you, I promise you.
476
00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:21,102
- Anytime, LaGuardia...
- I will never accept a ride
477
00:18:21,163 --> 00:18:23,197
from you ever. Ever!
478
00:18:23,222 --> 00:18:25,022
I want to say I'm sorry.
479
00:18:25,134 --> 00:18:26,525
I didn't know you weren't crazy.
480
00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:27,976
He made it seem like you were a nutbag.
481
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:30,089
I would not have tried to
schtupp my brother's girlfriend.
482
00:18:30,114 --> 00:18:31,634
I didn't know you
were sleeping together.
483
00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:32,681
No, your brother
484
00:18:32,706 --> 00:18:36,240
was a total dick to me and
thought I would just go away,
485
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,537
but I'm taking a stand so he
doesn't do this to the next girl.
486
00:18:38,562 --> 00:18:40,461
Okay, well, now you know she's lying,
487
00:18:40,497 --> 00:18:43,464
because no girl cares that much
about what other girls think.
488
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,532
- I do sometimes.
- He makes a really good point
489
00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:47,872
because if you were
trying to make a feminist stand,
490
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:50,164
then why'd you then
give him a statue as a gift?
491
00:18:50,289 --> 00:18:52,800
Since Dean clearly lacks
respect for women,
492
00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:55,117
I wanted him to have
a constant reminder
493
00:18:55,142 --> 00:18:57,232
of the eternal power
of the female form.
494
00:18:57,384 --> 00:18:58,705
That's the craziest
thing I've ever heard.
495
00:18:58,730 --> 00:18:59,780
I don't even know what that means.
496
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:00,995
- Let's go.
- I'll see you later.
497
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,175
- Don't listen to her.
- Now!
498
00:19:02,848 --> 00:19:03,914
Can I talk to you?
499
00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:05,525
I'm just curious.
500
00:19:05,632 --> 00:19:08,366
Um, you can't entertain
a girl for one hour?
501
00:19:08,391 --> 00:19:10,299
I was up against impossible odds!
502
00:19:10,336 --> 00:19:11,325
- What?
- We're ugly people
503
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,598
trying to sleep with pretty people.
504
00:19:12,623 --> 00:19:13,891
Do you think that's what Darwin wanted?
505
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,883
We're gonna be their rebounds, okay?
506
00:19:15,942 --> 00:19:18,079
They're gonna fight, they're gonna
be sad, they're gonna be broken,
507
00:19:18,104 --> 00:19:20,368
and we're gonna swoop in
and pick up the pieces.
508
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,556
Let's not let this plan go.
509
00:19:21,581 --> 00:19:23,614
Yeah. We can make it work.
510
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,315
[CLATTERING]
511
00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:27,515
Well, of course
that's what's happening.
512
00:19:27,808 --> 00:19:28,841
[MOANING]
513
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,142
- Excuse me, ma'am.
- Oh...
514
00:19:30,167 --> 00:19:32,301
Earlier you requested
a personal tray of spanakopita.
515
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,972
I'm so sorry, but you must have
me confused with someone else.
516
00:19:34,997 --> 00:19:37,619
Are you sure,
'cause I thought it was you.
517
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,478
It wasn't me,
but I do think that I know
518
00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,425
who it was, and I can get that to her.
519
00:19:42,475 --> 00:19:44,152
- Well...
- Just hand it over.
520
00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:45,835
- Sure.
- Thank you.
521
00:19:45,860 --> 00:19:47,960
- Okay.
- Appreciate it. Thank you.
522
00:19:47,995 --> 00:19:51,730
- He knew you were lying.
- Whatever.
523
00:19:52,062 --> 00:19:54,558
I'm gonna take a hot bath
and listen to Britney.
524
00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:55,829
I just wanna wash my hands.
525
00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:57,921
I couldn't because I didn't want
the spray tan to come off.
526
00:19:57,998 --> 00:20:00,656
It's the white Jaguar,
and I know exactly
527
00:20:00,681 --> 00:20:02,474
how much change there
was in that cup holder,
528
00:20:02,499 --> 00:20:05,366
so don't be a bad hombre, comprendito?
529
00:20:05,485 --> 00:20:06,618
I'm not the valet, dude.
530
00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:09,078
We talked for, like,
30 minutes earlier.
531
00:20:09,103 --> 00:20:10,536
Remember, I told you that story...
532
00:20:10,561 --> 00:20:12,437
My mistake.
533
00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,324
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
534
00:20:14,977 --> 00:20:17,489
Thank you so much for getting
Dean and I back together.
535
00:20:17,514 --> 00:20:19,580
Sure, yeah, happy you guys are happy.
536
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,809
Yeah. Can I ask you a question?
537
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:24,594
- Sure.
- Is it more fun to be smart or pretty?
538
00:20:25,234 --> 00:20:26,679
You are so cute!
539
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:28,874
Yeah. Can you answer the question?
540
00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:32,096
Um... smart?
541
00:20:32,326 --> 00:20:34,353
- Really?
- No.
542
00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:35,999
- Okay.
- Pretty.
543
00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:37,226
We're putting you on the spot.
544
00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:39,242
I'm sorry. It was
good to see you again.
545
00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:41,467
Oh, I'm actually seeing Dean
at your house tonight,
546
00:20:41,492 --> 00:20:43,574
- so I'll see you there.
- See you then!
547
00:20:46,084 --> 00:20:47,819
Oh, my God, I love her.
548
00:20:47,967 --> 00:20:50,134
Hear that? I would've
actually had a chance with her...
549
00:20:50,729 --> 00:20:52,729
What about me looks
like a valet parker?
550
00:20:52,754 --> 00:20:54,961
What are the visual cues
that I'm a valet parker?
551
00:20:54,986 --> 00:20:56,595
Am I wearing a red vest and a bowtie?
552
00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,377
Benji, you have a serviceman's face.
553
00:20:58,402 --> 00:21:01,628
It's not her fault.
It's not a bad thing, okay?
554
00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:03,456
- James Franco has it.
- And, of course,
555
00:21:03,481 --> 00:21:05,448
his Jaguar comes before my car.
556
00:21:07,460 --> 00:21:11,107
It's like I have the vibes of
someone you shouldn't respect.
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