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Hello, my name is Oscar
I'm an accountant
in Scranton, Pennsylvania
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and I am gay
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And I'm here
to tell you that, yes
it does get better
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When I was younger
What? What's he doing?
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He's searching out
younger gays.
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No, it's just a way
to tell young people
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no matter how hard
it gets for them
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there's a brighter
future ahead
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With you
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No matter how hard
it gets for you...
Kelly, seriously, I...
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Just keep chatting
I'm just checking
my makeup in your webcam
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Do you not own a mirror?
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Webcams make me look
the way I look
in my fantasies.
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I know, right?
What is it? You always look
so good in those things.
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I'm throwing out
all my mirrors.
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Okay, as you can see
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at a dynamic workplace
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Being gay
is a celebration of life
It's a simple...
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I'm sorry. I just
can't sit idly by
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and have
the gay youth of America
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misled by
some reductionist
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I'm not misleading
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...pep talk
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Sexuality is a spectrum
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It's a paradox to think
of any sexual activity
as normal
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It gets better,
but it also gets vastly
more complicated.
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Hey, Robert? That guy
he looks just like you
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Damn it! Kevin. God
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You okay, Robert?
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I'm fine
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Put some ice on it
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In any case,
it gets better
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Maybe not much better
but better.
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It hurts
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One, two, three
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I wanted to give
a nice gift to the tenants
in the building.
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At first I thought,
"Muffin basket."
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Then I thought,
"What's even more precious
to people than muffins?"
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Can you just
smile, please?
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Their own children
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Hey, everybody
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Just a few hours left
for the free family
portrait studio.
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Darryl, we'd love to see
little Jada come by
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Angela, why don't you
bring by your little angel?
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No, thank you
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Jim, you've got
those two cute kids
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We sure would
love to see them
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doing this, Dwight
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Last week, I may
have gone too far
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I'll explain it quickly
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Basically I found out
where he gets
his clothes dry-cleaned
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custom-ordered
the same suit made
with tear-away Velcro
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and you can
fill in the rest.
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What?
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Damn it, Jim
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Now he's trying
to get me to bring
my children into work
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I think it's fair
to be cautious
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Let me get this straight
you lost all of it?
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All your winnings
$150,000?
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You mean to tell me
no one wanted
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an energy drink
for Asian homosexuals?
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They did not
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You've got
half-a-million of these?
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Well, I've got to try it I wouldn't
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Oh, come on.
What's the harm?
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Hmm
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What flavor is that?
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The coconut's pretty subtle
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Come on, man.
Can you just give us
a yes or a no?
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I don't know, man.
You all quit with
a lot of confidence
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came up in here dancing
and everybody was...
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Ooh! Hold on a second
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If I were Val, I would
break up with Brandon
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Then I would date
the hell out of me
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I wouldn't give in
to me too fast,
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let me buy myself
some nice dinners
and such
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When I finally did give in
I would go crazy on myself
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Hi, guys
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How's it going, man?
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I'm... I'm good
Thank you. How are you?
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Great, yeah. Good
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Oh, how the mediocre
have fallen.
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Oh, God
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Look, I'm not here
to get my old job back
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I'm moving on
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Just wanted to come in here
and literally beg you
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for something, anything
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water the plants.
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No, you don't
Clean the toilets
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Pull the poop
out of the toilets
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Not even a thing.
Just please
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Andy. Andy
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Please give me something
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Why don't you clean
the carpets for today?
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Thank you
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Well, you're...
Up you get, then
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Pick yourself up
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There it is.
Thank you
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You don't need to
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Good, good
This carpet's overdue
for a good mopping
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Is a mop
the most efficient too
to use on a carpet?
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Yeah, it is, actually
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I can't hold
it in any longer
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Because I convinced
David Wallace
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to buy Dunder Mifflin
back from Sabre
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and at 3:00 today
he's going to
walk in here
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and reinstate me
as manager
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Family picture
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Pam. No
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What? Honey, we talked
about this.
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No, we talked about
not bringing them
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into Dwight's photo
studio/trap.
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Yes, and then we decided
that was crazy.
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No, we decided
it was crazy not to
worry about it
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No, we settled
in a much more
rational place
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remember?
No
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We decided that
there's no way Dwight
would harm a child
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But are you 1 00% sure? I don't think any of us are
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No, no
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Nope
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But it's free
and we'll keep
our eye on them
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Yes
Yes, that's
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And we will make sure that
Dwight doesn't do anything
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Okay
...C-R-A-Z-Y
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Wait. C-R-A-Z
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Great, right up there
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Yeah
Yeah.
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You sit right here
one time.
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There you go
Okay.
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All right, why don't you
just give him to me?
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Oh, great. Thank you
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Perfect
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This is great, excuse me
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You ready? There you go
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Okay.
All right, let's do it
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I'll just stand here then
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Yeah, just keep
your eye on Dwight
Okay, yeah
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Sir, could you
look into the camera?
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Let's do it
Shoot it. Great
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Sir.
Up here
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Jim, right here
right here.
Okay. Good
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Oh, so that's it?
That's it
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See, that wasn't so hard
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Cute kids
Thanks for coming.
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Hello, Erin.
Hello, everybody
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What, why? Hi, honey.
What... How are you doing?
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You know,
my office got a call
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that they were shooting
family portraits right here
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And if there's one thing
every politician
instinctively understands
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it's a good photo op
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Okay, you're going to go
through the hallway.
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Here's a map
And if you get lost
just follow the blue line
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Thanks
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Well, well, well,
Senator Lipton. Welcome
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Angela.
Dwight
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Nice to see you
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May I hold him?
Sure
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No. I am going to hold him
because I haven't
seen him all day.
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I think that Dwight
is doing this whole thing
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to get a sample
of my baby's DNA
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to prove he's the father
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Which is impossible
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Because the Senator
is the only man
I've ever been with
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Did you see that?
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What do you think
about that? See?
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See that ducky?
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Okay, hold on
a second, folks
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A few of the baby's hairs
are out of place
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Oh, thank you
No, no, no
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I like the baby's hair
the way it is.
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Really?
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This is getting
more and more delicious
by the minute.
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It's go time
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Hey, Nellie. I made... I made you
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Well, I don't
want any soup
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But it's really good
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Oh! Come on, Andy
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Ah
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I know this is going
to be a great payoff
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A delicious moment
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But after you're manager
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some of these images
are going to be
hard to shake
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Well, but it's
Just calibrate.
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Okay? Calibrate
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Okay, here we go
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Oh, you know what?
I don't want to throw
a wrench into the works
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but I want everything
to be perfect
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and the baby's fingernails
are just bothering me.
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Uh-uh. Leave us alone
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with the fingernails
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Okay, great.
Suit yourself
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Although
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aren't those
excess skin cells
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in the baby's cheek
distracting to you as well?
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Dwight! We're fine
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Oopsie! Did somebody
make a poopsie?
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I'm just going
to take him out
and change him
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just for a second here
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He defecated
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Ooh
Oh
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Stinky
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A lot has changed
since you all left, okay?
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You're going to have to
jump through some hoops
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And the new foreman is here
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Now, she's one of the best
we've ever known, okay?
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So I need you to show her
your utmost respect
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Make sure that
she feels welcome
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and at home, okay?
Can you do that?
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That's some pretty
blatant complimenting
you're doing there, man
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I don't even talk
to her like that.
- Uh, Brandon
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You would?
Yeah.
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Sounds like you're trying
to hit on my girlfriend
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Calm down. He's not
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Yes, I am
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Just so everyone's
on the same page.
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So you really
think she's going to
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leave a guy who owns
his own restaurant
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for a dude who ate
his own restaurant?
Brandon.
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Good slam
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Thank you, Biggie
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Good luck to you
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Oh, and have
a burger for me
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Okay, shall we
take a few more?
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I think we have
all the shots we need
Thank you, Dwight
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Okay, here we go
Yes, here we go.
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No, Dwight!
Give me the diaper
Dwight!
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Is this what
you were looking for?
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Huh? Huh?
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Andy, we wanted
to talk to you.
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A lot of us are very
concerned about you
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You're dirty,
you stink of booze,
you're limping inexplicably
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I just want you guys
not to worry
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because old Andy's
going to be just fine
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No, no, no
see, this is what
we're talking about
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I mean, what was
that accent?
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And last time I checked
you were drunk and now
you're not drunk
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No, unfortunately
it's true
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He's been a nightmare
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and the worst part is
he's been taking it out
on me.
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You hit her?
- What?
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No, no
That is not the deal
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Calibrate
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He's not hitting me,
but he's been verbally
abusing me
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That is
not true, either
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That's also total...
Everyone please relax
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I think you're going to
like this surprise guest
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Happy birthday to Gabe
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Oh, get out,
Skeleton Man
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someone to talk to
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Huh?
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Hold on
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I'm just going to... Hello?
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Hey, what's the scoop?
Are you close?
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00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:13,106
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You have to come now.
256
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,403
Traffic clears.
No, next Friday
257
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:23,658
That's not going to work
Okay, yeah, okay
258
00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,162
Damn it
259
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:31,583
Well, this is not
going to be quite as
delicious as I wanted
260
00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:34,586
but I do have a very
tasty announcement
for you guys.
261
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,590
Not only am I not
a lowly janitor,
262
00:12:38,674 --> 00:12:41,259
once again
263
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,094
Guys, I got
my old job back
264
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,638
Oh, boy
Oh, Andy
265
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:49,851
I'm not crazy
I convinced David Wallace
to give me my job back
266
00:12:50,227 --> 00:12:52,645
David Wallace
hasn't worked here
in years.
267
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:54,731
Okay, yes
I see the confusion
268
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,483
at the fundraiser
269
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,318
He is now
a multi-millionaire
270
00:12:58,402 --> 00:13:00,612
because he sold
his toy vacuum "Suck It'
271
00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,030
to the U.S. Military
272
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,199
Andy, come on, man
273
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,993
I... Okay, I get how
that sounds crazy.
274
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:10,121
Andy, nobody's calling
you crazy, Andy.
275
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,790
We're your friends, Andy
276
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,082
Stop saying my name
277
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,168
No, he's not
making this up.
Thank you, Erin
278
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:17,879
Andy tells me about
seeing David Wallace
all the time
279
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,800
But have you ever
actually seen him yourself?
280
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,345
Oh, my God. Wait
281
00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,180
Erin, come... Come on
282
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,141
You know I've been
talking to David Wallace
283
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,937
Do you see David Wallace
in the room right now?
284
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:46,199
Operation Phoenix is a go
Just get the car ready
285
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:48,952
Okay, you look at me
like you're adoring me
286
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:49,994
and I'm going to
look at the camera
287
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,079
like I don't even
know you're there
288
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,497
But I do adore you
289
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:01,089
Andrew, it's time
for you to go home
290
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:03,883
You're better than this
291
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,010
Yeah, I know
292
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,387
Everyone is
better than this
293
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:11,599
Because this is
the worst thing
I have ever seen
294
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,898
Why did they add coconut?
I miss original.
295
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,526
Hey.
- Hey
296
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,111
Hey, guys
- Hey
297
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,779
Hey, guys, long time
298
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:26,739
David, what are
you doing here?
299
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,783
Is it true you're
buying the company?
300
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,828
Okay, I guess
the word is out
301
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:36,207
Please keep this a secret
but yes, I've been
talking with Andy.
302
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,210
What? I thought
I heard my name. What?
303
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,462
I'm the new manager?
304
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,922
I'll get to that
in a second, Andy
305
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,800
But it's
It is me? Right?
306
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,968
Yes
as we discussed
307
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,136
What?
308
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,305
Oh, my God
309
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,806
It's very possible
Probable.
310
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,558
Wow. From janitor
to manager?
311
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:54,642
Yep
312
00:14:55,269 --> 00:15:00,148
It's quite
a Cinderella story.
From M-O-P to MVP
313
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,234
There's an
official announcement
A few details...
314
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,946
From total loss
to total boss. I mean
315
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,990
Can we expect
any payroll interruptions?
316
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,867
Now that is
a great question, Stanley
317
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,243
Right now I think
all your operations
318
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,746
or most of your operations
are pretty much
down in Florida,
319
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,914
so the shift back
320
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:21,085
I was so looking
forward to that
and it did not go
321
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,129
as I thought it would
322
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,607
So we're not
going to be a part
of Sabre anymore?
323
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,734
Actually nothing
is going to be
a part of Sabre anymore
324
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,278
Jo Bennett's
planning on liquidating
the rest of the company
325
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,864
Oof!
326
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,201
Wouldn't want to
be a Sabre employee
right about now.
327
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,038
I'm actually the CEO
328
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,498
Ah
329
00:15:58,582 --> 00:15:59,958
I didn't realize
you were standing there
330
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,334
Hey, my friend, trust me
331
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,796
This is for the best
I never understood
that corporate mess
332
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,798
Well, okay.
Well, great to meet you
333
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,841
Likewise, I'm Bob
Bob Kazamakis.
334
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:10,385
Pleasure
335
00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,387
I'd love to give you
a little rundown
336
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:14,180
on what I've learned
about this place.
337
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,848
That's very
gracious of you, Bob
338
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,642
Please
339
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,525
I guess I better
take off these dirty rags
340
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:30,071
and figure out how to be
a manager of this place.
341
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,281
Perhaps your
year of experience
342
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,158
managing this branch
will come in handy.
343
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,410
Gosh, I hope so
344
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,959
No! God, Mose. God
345
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,168
Hi, Angela
346
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,337
Get out of the car
Get out!
347
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,216
Where is he? Where is he?
348
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,343
I'm not supposed to say
Yes, tell me!
349
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,678
Tell me where he is
350
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,182
Mose! Damn it
Where did he go?
351
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,268
Mose, get back here
352
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,939
See that smile
353
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,529
Jump in here
Come on
354
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:39,474
Looks like I might get
my delicious moment
after all.
355
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,809
May I say one thing?
356
00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:46,773
It would be rude of me
not to let you say
whatever's on your mind
357
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,818
"The quality of mercy
is not strained.'
358
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,904
No
359
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:57,325
"It dropeth as
the gentle rain from heaven
upon the place beneath."
360
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,661
Do not bring Shakespeare
into this
361
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,081
How dare you play
the "Bard Card."
362
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,751
"It blesseth he who gives
and he who takes.
363
00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:09,170
"'Tis mightiest
in the mightiest.'
364
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:13,841
one mother *
delicious moment.
365
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,511
Is that too much to ask?
366
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,559
If I were to
hire you back, if
367
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,647
what do you think
you would do well?
368
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,525
Special projects manager
That's my background.
369
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,568
doing whatever I want
370
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:36,322
All right, you sly bastard
when can you start?
371
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,376
Okay, everyone
372
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,420
with Bob
373
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:54,549
and since I am
going to be CEO now,
there'll be no need for him
374
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,218
Ouch! That's got to hurt
375
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,263
But he is going to make
so much money
from the liquidation,
376
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,430
he's going to be
freed up to do
377
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,224
something much
more important.
What?
378
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:08,980
David has generously
offered to donate
$1 ,000,000 in matching funds
379
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,233
to a cause
that's very dear to me
380
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,945
So for the next three years
I'll be traveling overseas,
381
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:20,324
concentrating
all of my efforts
on educating, mentoring
382
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:25,454
some African,
some Asian, but mainly
Eastern European women
383
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,540
I had no idea
how pervasive
384
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,083
this problem was until
Bob explained it to me
385
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,044
Oprah Winfrey's
Leadership Academy
386
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,923
and other schools like it
while wonderful,
end with high school.
387
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,259
I want to see these girls
right through college.
388
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,178
Especially the gymnasts
389
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:45,850
They've lost so many years
of crucial education
390
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,435
to perfecting their bodies
391
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,104
Muscle groups
the rest of us
can't even fathom
392
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:54,692
Gymnasts?
You're going to seek out
uneducated gymnasts?
393
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:59,864
Yeah. So I'm hoping
to identify some truly
exceptional women
394
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,283
who show great promise
395
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,161
Well, Andy, it's been fun
396
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,454
Hmm
397
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,131
It's been a great year
398
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,349
Hello
Where is it?
399
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,393
They're testing it now
400
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,103
How long does it take
to get the results?
401
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,563
Seventy-two hours
402
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,981
You're going to wait here?
403
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,108
Yes
404
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,127
Dwight, I can't do this
Dwight
405
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:08,849
Hey
Senator Lipton.
406
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,059
Hey, how are you?
407
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,185
You didn't call
408
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:12,979
Um
409
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,815
Well, the issue
that concerned me
410
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,525
You know what
this is about.
411
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,860
Call
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