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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:12,177 Oh... Oh 2 00:00:13,596 --> 00:00:14,596 What is this? 3 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:19,143 A meatball? Really? 4 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,354 It's always more fun to mess with Dwight with an audience 5 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:23,814 That was usually Pam 6 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:26,108 So now that she's out, I had to find someone else 7 00:00:27,318 --> 00:00:30,362 Turns out that Stanley is quite the comedy fan 8 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,241 But not everything makes him laugh. 9 00:00:35,702 --> 00:00:37,703 He has very specific tastes. 10 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:44,752 Through a painstaking process of trial and error, I found out what he likes. 11 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:47,796 And it's really weird 12 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,883 Jim, come on. So juvenile 13 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,343 What the 14 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,471 You've been meatballed 15 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,682 Are you ready for some meatballs? 16 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,975 Oh, man 17 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:02,311 This is not very clever, Jim 18 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:04,605 I know Look for your stapler 19 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,070 Really, Jim? Really? 20 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:14,823 Very funny 21 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,951 Okay, good night 22 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,507 What's the haul? 23 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,300 Thirty-two meatballs 24 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,552 Good day 25 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,596 That idiot's been feeding us for a week 26 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,765 We'll never have to buy meatballs again 27 00:02:05,208 --> 00:02:06,208 Dunder Mifflin 28 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,044 Jessica, hi, how are you? 29 00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,296 Yay, that's so great to hear 30 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,590 I'm not going to be one of those exes who can't move on. 31 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:15,801 They have their life and I have mine 32 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,761 I'm taking an Italian class 33 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:22,683 So far, I have learned tortellini spaghettini, linguine. 34 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,310 Well, it's not so much a class as a restaurant 35 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,063 But I do Monday Wednesday, Friday from 7:00 to 9:00 36 00:02:28,773 --> 00:02:30,107 I will patch you through right now 37 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,068 You sound really pretty today. Okay 38 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,283 Jessica, I love you 39 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:41,493 That's a message from my mom 40 00:02:42,036 --> 00:02:45,247 My parents met Jessica and they completely flipped for her so 41 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,041 they gave me this old family ring to use on her 42 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:50,085 Pump the brakes, Bernard 43 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,588 Too early, I get it I just... You know 44 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,007 I'm just carrying it around seeing how it feels. 45 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,342 I haven't proposed to anyone in years 46 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,804 Mom took the main diamond out She thought that had more of a 47 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,098 "my little brother" kind of vibe to it. But 48 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:06,310 Whoa. It's pretty nice 49 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,228 Got a little bit of The Shining vibe, though 50 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:09,730 Who needs a house that size? 51 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,024 Big, stupid, pure chump bait 52 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:13,775 I'm selling the house actually. 53 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:16,028 No, there's a glare from over here 54 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,113 Oh, wow, that's magnificent 55 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:22,159 It's mid-recession in a depressed area of a faltering state, 56 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,494 and I've got the most expensive house on the market. 57 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:26,580 The 1% are suffering too, people 58 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,958 I bought it to be my Playboy Mansion 59 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:34,463 A temple to wine, revelry, sex, intrigue 60 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,716 This was hot on the heels of Eyes Wide Shut, mind you. 61 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:41,553 Then I met my wife, she moved in, made it her own 62 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:44,306 Now she's left me and forced me to sell the place. 63 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:46,350 The ultimate insult they're calling 64 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,143 my speakeasy lounge a rumpus room 65 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,065 Does my turmoil amuse you, Jim? 66 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:55,525 I'm sorry. I thought you were making a joke 67 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,112 What could you possibly have found funny in what I said? 68 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,323 What was the joke you thought you heard? 69 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,869 I guess I thought you were approaching it 70 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,330 with more of a sarcasm than misery 71 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:11,875 Kind of laughing at your own pain 72 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,585 Sad clown thing 73 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,797 Oh, yes. How hilarious it is 74 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:21,510 to laugh at clowns, the painted jesters of a dying circus industry 75 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,095 Very funny, Jim. I get it 76 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:28,558 Um, I'm getting reports of a serious outbreak of the "grumpies" in here. 77 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:34,147 A beautiful monster cost me my 40s and my dream home 78 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,943 I think I'm entitled to the occasional bad day 79 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,612 Well, please tell Susan we all say hi 80 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:44,199 Dude, what if since you're feeling grumpy 81 00:04:44,325 --> 00:04:47,411 we all swing by tonight and check out 82 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:48,912 your indoor pool? Kevin, no 83 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,206 Like some sort of last hurrah? 84 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:54,918 Yeah. All of us in the pool saying hurrah. 85 00:04:55,044 --> 00:04:57,838 Maybe the last one that says hurrah is "it.' 86 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,800 Well, I suppose someone should enjoy the place 87 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:05,512 before I hand it over to the staging experts at RE/MAX tomorrow. 88 00:05:05,596 --> 00:05:06,680 Let's try this 89 00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:09,683 Everyone, tonight, my house wear a swimsuit 90 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:11,518 Let's just call it a get-together 91 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,145 And let's say no food 92 00:05:14,063 --> 00:05:17,441 Hey, Oscar, was that you who just 93 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,986 created a party out of thin air or was it me? 94 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,237 That was you, Kevin 95 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:23,572 It was me 96 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,283 You going tonight, kiddo? Because I can give you a lift 97 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,826 Oh, I don't know Meredith, it seems like 98 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,411 you shouldn't drive maybe ever 99 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:31,705 It's no problem. You live right near me 100 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:32,789 How do you know where I live? 101 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,083 Andy followed you home after the Christmas party 102 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,002 Why? 103 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:38,962 He wanted to make sure California didn't put it in you. 104 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,255 Oh. Come on 105 00:05:45,261 --> 00:05:47,679 Wow. Andy's such a weird stalker. 106 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:51,099 Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend, 107 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:53,602 a restraining order 108 00:05:55,563 --> 00:05:57,105 It is warm 109 00:05:57,899 --> 00:05:58,940 It's almost too warm 110 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:02,069 I'm feeling 82, 82.5 111 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,196 Oh. So close. Eighty-one 112 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:07,616 Well, we'll say it's 82 and it'll be our secret 113 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,370 Hey, late guy Hey 114 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,791 Wow. Just stopping by. Got another party to go to 115 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,877 A wife and two kids at home party Oh 116 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:22,756 DJ Pam Halpert is spinning some serious Radio Disney tonight. 117 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:26,176 You're looking at the master of leaving parties early 118 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,969 The key is you have to make a strong impression 119 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,806 so you want to have a picture taken, you want to say some peculiar 120 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,849 non sequitur that people remember 121 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:36,520 you want to note something unique, a talking point for later 122 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:40,607 I don't mean to brag but New Year's Eve, I was home by 9:00. 123 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,652 Robert, I just wanted to grab you for one second 124 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,237 This place is amazing by the way. 125 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,405 You should see the whole thing 126 00:06:50,284 --> 00:06:51,701 That's beautiful. I'm going to e-mail that to you 127 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,036 I'm just about to give the tour 128 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:54,413 AII right. Well Join us 129 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,081 You must see what you were laughing about. 130 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,252 Wow 131 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:06,675 Yeah, that's some pretty serious poolage 132 00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:08,969 What are you doing? Hmm? 133 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,346 Flicking a bug off my weiner. 134 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:13,181 Gross 135 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:14,975 I'm getting a drink Do you want anything? 136 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:16,059 No, I'm good 137 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:24,025 Funny how you can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely 138 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,528 Hi Hi 139 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,656 How is everything? How's your car? 140 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:34,995 It's great, you know, reliable, great mileage 141 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,288 Is that so? 142 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:40,584 How about this weekend we take that sucker to a duck pond or something? 143 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,961 Maybe get caught in the rain 144 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:47,340 Well, I can't. I'm going skiing with Jessica 145 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,843 Couple of dopes on the slopes. 146 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,344 Oh. Like a goodbye trip 147 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,763 No. What? 148 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:56,808 Hey Hi 149 00:07:56,893 --> 00:08:00,228 I guess Andy isn't totally over his current girlfriend. 150 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,980 But if he was jealous once before 151 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:03,815 then maybe I can make him jealous again 152 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,317 Just not with Robert 153 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:09,196 He told me he was a ridel wouldn't survive and I believe him. 154 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:12,616 Wow. You made it. Yeah. Yeah 155 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:17,829 Uh-oh. Look at this Red plastic cup, red plastic cup. 156 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,331 How about that? 157 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,750 You know, you are just as dumb at night 158 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,001 Mmm 159 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,254 There is... This would be no problem 160 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,049 No! Show me. All right 161 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,968 Dive in from here right now. Okay. 162 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:38,433 Hey, Dwight Snoot What you doing? Wait, relaxing. Scram 163 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:39,976 God 164 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:44,606 Hey, Stanley, what happened to my pants? 165 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:48,318 I moved them. Pants only need a chair if there's a person in them 166 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,035 Come on, don't you want to play? 167 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,537 Oh, really? Yeah. 168 00:08:58,621 --> 00:08:59,829 You want to play you little hick? 169 00:09:02,458 --> 00:09:03,542 Dwight 170 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,126 Awesome - Dwight! 171 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,296 Here we have the parlor. 172 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:12,133 would set down their coats 173 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,803 and symbolically their inhibitions. 174 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,472 This was the gateway 175 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,643 You enter this room a lawyer, a doctor, a teacher, a judge, 176 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:27,023 but beyond it you are simply a penis a vagina, a hunger, an ache 177 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:30,527 Susan used it as a Pilates studio 178 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,861 Holy cow 179 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:33,822 My wine collection 180 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,574 How many bottles? Three hundred? 181 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,908 About 1 ,200. 182 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,827 What the hell grab a bottle. 183 00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:40,996 Less inventory for the lawyers 184 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:43,248 Toby, ChÉteau Margaux, '95 185 00:09:43,457 --> 00:09:44,541 You know your wine 186 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:50,672 Well. And you have a Yes, another ch√¢teau 187 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:52,966 Robert, you are too kind 188 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:54,968 Oh Too kind doesn't begin to cover it. 189 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:58,555 With ammunition like this, we are in for quite a night you and me 190 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,348 And Gabey makes three 191 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,935 Robert, thank you. Thank you for this, thank you for all this 192 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:05,145 This night's been magical 193 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,396 Jim, come see this next room 194 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,315 especially would like it 195 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,233 Really? Why? I don't know 196 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,193 Maybe not. Just come 197 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,203 Do you regret attacking me now, hick? 198 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,790 Huh? Dwight. Stop it. I was flirting with you 199 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,001 I was trying to use you to make Andy jealous 200 00:10:28,377 --> 00:10:29,502 I'm not going to help you 201 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,296 Why would you choose me? Because I'm mighty? 202 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,257 Because I'm the manliest man in the office? I'll do it! 203 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,848 Stop. You stop 204 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,767 No, you stop. No, you stop 205 00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:47,354 Is he looking? You can stop 206 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,980 Okay, you can stop No, no, no he's not looking. 207 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,148 You can actually stop 208 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:51,691 Whoa, you guys 209 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:54,694 I just found this insane engagement ring 210 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:55,862 Is anyone missing this? 211 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,072 The main stone's missing 212 00:10:57,823 --> 00:10:59,366 It looks pretty great to me 213 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,912 I pictured myself here every night 214 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,373 eating a leg of mutton, the juices 215 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,918 dripping down my bare chest, wiping my fingers on the walls 216 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,253 Then I met the vegan 217 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,006 Good night. To the kitchen 218 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:16,883 To the kitchen To the kitchen 219 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:19,678 To the kitchen 220 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,264 Onward - Toby 221 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,184 what's compelling about this is the note of persimmon 222 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:27,936 Right? Note? 223 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,854 It's a symphony Okay. 224 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,898 You have to join my wine tasting club. 225 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,445 Toby, you are playing a dangerous game 226 00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:41,783 I guess I'm through the gateway now though, right? 227 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:46,955 You know 228 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,625 I don't think I've ever been in this exact angle before. 229 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,086 I'm scared of firsts but I like it. 230 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:55,130 You guys got to try this pool. 231 00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:59,134 No top scum, no Band-Aids this thing is choice. 232 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:00,635 You in? 233 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,304 Yeah. Sure, sure I'll be right in 234 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,556 I've been working out 235 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:08,810 but the problem is, I've been building muscle underneath 236 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:13,148 and that top layer hasn't burned off yet 237 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,150 Awkward stage 238 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,402 Mmm 239 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:21,239 So good. Now take a chip and crush it into my face 240 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,492 and rub the grease around Do it. Yeah, rub it in. 241 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,327 Yeah That's so good 242 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,580 Andy's not even looking 243 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,332 eating is a dead end Damn it. 244 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:35,378 What is the most romantic possible thing? 245 00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:39,257 We can get some chicken fights going in the pool. 246 00:12:39,383 --> 00:12:42,510 Dwight, that's just That's really perfect 247 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,721 Thank you. Yes Yes! 248 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,517 You're in my lane 249 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,811 Andy 250 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,147 Dwight and l challenge you and Jess to a chicken fight. 251 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,231 Winner take all 252 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:56,357 Chicken fight 253 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,859 No, thanks Dang it! 254 00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,110 What the heck already 255 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,196 Cathy, chicken fight 256 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,365 Okay, yeah, who's going to be my partner? Where's Jim? 257 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,367 I'm right here 258 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,209 Come on, Cath 259 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:16,961 Yes 260 00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,046 Whoo 261 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,841 Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking We work so well together 262 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,344 I know. I could just bang you right now 263 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,598 He's not looking. Hey 264 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,852 I had two bears sewn together to make this king size. 265 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,396 Total waste of two bears 266 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,608 To both these bears 267 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:41,194 To both these bears - Bears. 268 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:43,404 To both these bears 269 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:48,618 When I put in the screening room I bought three movies 270 00:13:48,702 --> 00:13:53,373 Caligula, Last Tango in Paris and Emmanuelle 2. 271 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,041 Mwa 272 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:59,671 The last two movies I actually watched in here were 273 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:03,591 Marley & Me and On Golden * Pond. 274 00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,594 I mean, it's clearly meant for watching erotic cinema 275 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,763 Yeah. We could watch some right now, if you want. 276 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,433 I've got a Korean film on my iPod. 277 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,270 If you want to just... If you have the cables 278 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,815 Kelly, that's a crazy ring you found 279 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,150 Yeah. Thanks, I'm really glad that I found it 280 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,777 I can't believe you're wearing it 281 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:24,237 Are you not superstitious at all? 282 00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:26,948 Of course I'm superstitious, what are you talking about? 283 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,994 Ring of a failed marriage might have some sinister energy, right? 284 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,245 Am I just being silly? 285 00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,955 I don't think you're being silly 286 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,039 Oh, God 287 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,291 You know what? I can just sell it 288 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,667 and put the money in the party fund. 289 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,377 Oh 290 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,254 Then another woman will get it, we can't allow that 291 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,797 We have to destroy it 292 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,632 Come on. Let's chicken fight those two 293 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,348 How was that? Okay, watch my toes 294 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,936 Hey, Val, want a beer? 295 00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,355 It might taste better than that pool water you've been drinking 296 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,815 No, I'm good. Thank you 297 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,400 Cool Cool. 298 00:15:04,945 --> 00:15:06,195 Does Darryl not swim? 299 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,073 That's racist. I don't know 300 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,328 but I would say by looking at him, no, Darryl does not swim 301 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,540 That's all right That's all right! We got this 302 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,167 Yeah Yeah 303 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,339 Maybe we should take a little break Dwight, we've got this. 304 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:27,175 I promise. I will not leave your shoulders no matter what 305 00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:28,843 Okay 306 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,970 One more? Yeah. Great 307 00:15:35,142 --> 00:15:36,726 Mush! Mush! Mush 308 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,687 Come on Go 309 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,192 Here we go 310 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:46,194 Yay 311 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,196 Whoa Wow. 312 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:51,115 I cannot believe you're still on. I can't believe it either 313 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,159 I've got this! 314 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,886 Erin, did we win? 315 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,681 Sure. Sure, we did 316 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,392 You're lying. We didn't win 317 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,353 Hey, hey, hey, Dwight It's okay! Just rest. Just rest. 318 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:22,730 You've broken up your last couple, you evil ring. 319 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,565 Do it 320 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,237 We're in the pool Shove it, Angela. 321 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,241 Same old party same old people, am I right? 322 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,284 Reminds me of Phyllis' birthday 323 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,287 Ooh. Do not remind me of Phyllis' birthday I know. 324 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:42,417 But boy, that Erin, she sure is a ripe little tiger, isn't she? 325 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,377 Meow! 326 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,588 And to think I always thought of her as a second Meredith 327 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,634 Respectfully, I don't want us walking into 328 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,262 a similar Angela kind of situation Mmm. 329 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,681 So I just want to make sure that you are completely 330 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,434 100% done with Erin 331 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:05,857 Last I checked I'm with Jessica and I like to get my mongo on 332 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:08,943 It's monogamy for my hog and me 333 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,403 Not what I asked We're done 334 00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,113 Erin and I are over. Okay 335 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:16,534 So then you won't mind if tonight I just go crazy on her? 336 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,870 Just go nuts... 337 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:20,955 With sex 338 00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:22,749 Have at it 339 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,960 Or take it slow, whatever you guys work out 340 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,090 You're an idiot 341 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:46,939 Cannonba 342 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,571 Let's do this 343 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,120 Oh 344 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,332 So I kind of stepped on this I think it's yours. 345 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,833 Yeah 346 00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:07,460 Oh. Wow 347 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,629 How did you know it was mine? 348 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:12,090 The Bernard family seal, duh 349 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:14,884 Duh 350 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,306 Sorry if your special night was ruined 351 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:25,186 Oh, whoa, whoa, no it's not a special night 352 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:27,939 Oh, you weren't going to do it? 353 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,901 Honestly, Erin, I don't know what I'm doing 354 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:41,744 Thank you 355 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,959 Andy's confused 356 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,503 That's not what I was hoping for. But it's not so bad either 357 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,718 And, of course the pool. 358 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:04,100 Ultimate lubricant for any wild evening 359 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:10,231 It was here that my parties would have crescendoed into true madness 360 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:12,650 To madness 361 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,652 Madness. To madness 362 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,070 To madness 363 00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,617 Hey, I think you parked my car in 364 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,952 Is there any way you can move your van? 365 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:25,663 Hey, I'm sorry When I got here, I put my keys in a bowl 366 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:26,789 Are you serious? 367 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,750 Robert, I want you to know I'm here to rock with you as late as you want 368 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,211 And that goes double for me 369 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,088 I'll stay even later than you'd like 370 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,643 Toby, I am Bacchus god of wine. 371 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,353 And I am Bacchus' friend 372 00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,361 Gentlemen, bear witness while I've been 373 00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,280 mourning the nights that never were 374 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,033 one of them has been unfolding here before me 375 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,124 This is no get-together 376 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:12,793 This is a party 377 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,058 Yes 378 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,983 And there's my talking point 379 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,259 Yes, that's it. Push yourselves, boys 380 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,012 It's not a party if you don't do something that scares you 381 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:15,856 You two keep going 382 00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:19,277 Hey, he's asleep. We can just leave 383 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,195 So leave 27888

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