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Approved
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Chef from South Park.
It's genius.
Just some chef.
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I've decided to pre-screen
all of the Halloween
costumes this year
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I have three simple rules
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don't be offensive
don't be cliché
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and don't take
the first two rules
too seriously
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The gorilla from
Rise of the Planet
of the Apes.
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Huh?
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The one who
sacrifices his life
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Whoa! Oh
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Spoiler alert
It's been out
for ages, man.
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Costume vetoed
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Uh.
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It's... Somebody's
already called that
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Who?
Kevin has a gorilla suit
you could borrow.
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This is ridiculous!
Why can't there just be
two Kate Middletons?
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Guys, I know,
I mean I wish
there could be too
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It's like I can't choose
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They're both
amazing, it's just
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Look, I stayed up all night
and I watched
that g. D. wedding
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and then I came to work
and I made everyone
else watch it all day
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Meredith wasn't even here
Because I was there
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You're the people's princess!
Diana was nothing!
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I thought you were
at your sister's funeral
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What I said was
"My sister's funeral
is this weekend.'
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Didn't say
I'd be there
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Why is it such a shock
that I follow the royal story?
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Warms my heart
thinking about
them two kids...
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...doing it
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Can I maybe
squeeze through?
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Here you go
There we go. Thank you.
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When they talk about
app the nice things
about dating a co-worker,
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they don't mention
one of the best parts.
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After you're done dating,
you still get to work
together every single day
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Jim, put it on
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Put it on, man
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I don't know if I can.
Come on
the Three Amigos
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Three Kings.
All right
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I know, I know, I know.
But Darryl and Kevin
needed a third.
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They bought me
this jersey. I said no
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Kevin started crying, so
I am Chris Bosh.
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If you get
into season one,
you know, really
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Oh, my God, what the he
is wrong with you?
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It's called a costume
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What are you?
Some kind of
Jamaican zombie woman?
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Ryan, will you please
tell her who I am?
Whoopi Goldberg.
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Has no one here heard
of Kerrigan, from StarCraft?
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Queen of blades
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It's all Toby's fault
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Every Halloween,
I tell him the same thing
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You can't bring weapons
into the office.
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And every year he says
the same thing.
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"As soon as I get
my weapons back,
I'm going to kill you."
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But there I am
at Thanksgiving alive,
you know?
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I'm a lucky turkey
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Everybody looking good?
This is the best we can do?
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I'm not judging.
I think you guys
look great, I just
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...want to make sure
this is the best
we can do
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I just got a text
from Broccoli Rob. "Boo!'
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It scared me
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And then I got this text
from Robert California
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"Looking forward
to Halloween party
Expectations are high.'
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Scared the *
out of me
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G'day, Pameroo
Could you shoot
this off for me?
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Yeah.
Australian accent
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What are you doing?
I just wanted to see
how you do it.
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If you're doing
something I don't
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Are you
That Andy
so hot and cold
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One day he's like,
"Fax these documents, please.'
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The next he's like, "Pam,
you fax them. Who cares
what Erin's feeling." Right?
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Oh, Erin
Pam
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how would you rate me
as a receptionist on
a scale of one to three?
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Um
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Two?
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It's like the second
to last thing
I wanted to hear
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No, I mean
you're doing great
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and Andy put you
in charge of
the whole party, right?
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Yeah
Yeah.
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Send completed.
You are the best
in the biz. I can't deny
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Bob and I are doing
this Scranton haunted
walking tour
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I always wondered
what kind of people
went on that thing.
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Hey, if you go
by the Banshee Pub
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tell the Man in Black
I say hello
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What happened, Pam?
Okay.
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When I was 22, I worked there
and everybody said
the place was haunted.
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I didn't believe it
until one day
before we opened
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I look up into the mirror
you know, behind the bar?
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And I see this old man
dressed all in black,
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but when I turn around
there's no one there.
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So, I tell the cook
my story
Wait, they have food there?
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...and he said
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"That's what everyone sees
That's the Man in Black.'
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No. My wife does not
believe in ghosts
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Hey
Hey
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Oh
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This Man in Black thing
What do you think
that was about?
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What do you mean?
Was it like trickery
in the lights
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or maybe you were
so primed to see it
then there it was
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I saw a ghost
Mm-hmm
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What I'm saying is, like
do you ever wonder
what it was?
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It was a ghost.
I told you this on
like our first date
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Yeah, I had just told you
about the day that I met
the Blue Angels.
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I figured you had to top it
I don't know what
to tell you, Jim
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but I saw a ghost
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Hey
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Uh-oh
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Looks like we're under
a Jack attack.
- Yes, Andrew.
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And you, on this
day of fantasy,
are a labourer
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Yes
Everyone, this is
Bert, my son.
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Bert, this is
a paper company
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Hey, Bert
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Hello
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Can I use a computer?
I need to check a hurricane
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Here, use this one
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All right
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Oh, look, pin the word
on the witch
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How did you know
I was bringing my son?
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I didn't. It was for us
But he can play.
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Berty Boy, would you
like to play this game?
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That stuff's for babies
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Perhaps this party
will awaken
the baby in all of us
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Wow. Who shot
our grownup party
with the kiddy ray gun?
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We're still getting it set up
It's going to be really cool
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Extraordinary.
Did you plan this?
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Well, Toby and I did, yeah
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And I overheard and thought
"Hey, that'd be fun
don't mind if I do.'
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If you turn out the lights
we'll do a little dance
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One, two, three
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Dem bones, dem bones,
dem dry bones
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Now we're the skeleton crew
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Delightful.
Thank you
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Now then
how are we today?
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Fine
Great.
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Just fine, Kelly?
Everything all right?
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Mm-hmm
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You feeling fulfilled
in your life?
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I guess
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You guess?
So there is something
you want that you
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do not have
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Try not to think
about it
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Because it's too
terrifying to imagine
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Now we're cooking
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What is it, Kelly?
What is this great
fear of yours?
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Never marrying
Yes. Dying alone,
that is very scary.
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And how are you, Toby?
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So great
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Oh, I put those up.
I know. I'm taking
them down.
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I almost wonder
if putting nothing
on this wall
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is more Halloween-y
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I don't know
about this, guys
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Andy put me in charge of
the Halloween party, so.
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Well, Andy sent us
in here, so which is it?
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Oh
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So can we speak our
minds now? Or are we still
sparing feelings?
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Because I hate
all of this.
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Very low pressure
in the Sargasso Sea
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Warm air from South America
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Cold air from Greenland
All signs point
to the perfect storm.
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Perfectly mediocre
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What are you, anyway?
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I'm a Jamaican zombie woman
Leave me alone, ghoul
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If you had some
really big wings
with blades on the end
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you'd kind of look
like Kerrigan
from StarCraft.
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Damn it! I am Kerrigan
from StarCraft.
I've been censored.
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If you're going
to be a Zerg,
at least be a lurker
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Not some girl.
Kerrigan is ruler
of the Zerg swarm
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Yeah. She also has boobs.
Yeah, but no nipples
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Hey
Hey, what's up?
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November's sure
creeping up, ain't it?
You can't stop that month
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Hey, what's the jive with
Angela and Phyllis helping
with the party, you know?
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Um
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I just thought
you could use
some help, you know?
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'Cause Robert came in
and thought the party
seemed a little kiddy.
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And I guess I agreed
And maybe we could
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mix a little more 1 3
into the PG.
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But that's it?
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There's nothing
about me or l?
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Can we talk about it
at the end of the day?
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I got a call
I got to make a call
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Yeah, sorry
Yes, we can
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Yes. I don't know
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Mm-hmm
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Gabe?
Sweet Erin
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I'm throwing the Halloween
party and I just want
to amp it up a little.
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I think it could use
some extra pizzazz
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Okay. Where does
Gabe factor in?
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Remember that
Halloween party
you took me to once?
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The one where I started crying
as soon as I walked in
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and I didn't stop crying?
Yes. Lars and Takako's
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Okay, well let's say
that I wanted this party
to be a tiny
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tiny bit like that one
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just more adult,
more scary and sexy
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I will make this sexier
than you could ever imagine
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No, just scary.
If we wanted
ideas for scary stuff
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No, that'd be scary
What are you thinking about?
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All right, let me go get it
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Pam Halpert
Hey. It's Jim Halpert.
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I was wondering if you
wanted to see
a movie tonight
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'cause I've read a lot about
this really great documentary
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Is it called Ghostbusters?
It's called Ghostbusters.
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It didn't look like that
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He didn't have
a buster sign around him?
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Why don't you draw him?
Why don't we see
this old man?
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Okay. Yeah.
Fine, I'll draw him
Okay.
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I ain't afraid of no ghosts
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Whoa
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Mm-hmm
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Dwight, are you
eating a stick?
It's a root, idiot.
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Okay
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Everyone hates you.
That's really rude
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00:11:26,435 --> 00:11:28,770
I don't tell you
hurricanes suck
even though it's true
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00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:32,023
What do you like,
tornadoes?
Try influenza
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00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,693
Yeah? What's the vaccine
you could take
to avoid a hurricane?
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Open up a newspaper.
Look, a hurricane's coming
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I suppose you're going
to tell me the scariest
animal is a shark.
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Try box jellyfish
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What are we talking about?
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I was talking about
my wife and how
she believes in ghosts
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Then we had a little debate
and then Meredith said
that she believes in them too
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You seem unimpressed.
Ghosts don't scare you?
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I'm only scared
of real things, like serial
killers and kidnappers.
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Not things that don't exist
like ghosts or mummies
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Mummies are real
There are mummies
at museums
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Yeah
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You prank
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It's true. They've
been preserved for
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thousands of years
They're all over.
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Why on Earth
would a museum
put a mummy in it?
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A little
witch's brew?
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I grew this party
up real fast.
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Get out of here,
little kid party.
Nobody loves you.
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And clean up your room
Grownups are going
to use it later
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The party looks fun
doesn't it?
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Everybody seems
to be in there
having a great time
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So maybe now would be
a great time for me
to pop back on the computer
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I'm using it.
I'm about to play
StarCraft with him
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You serious?
Yeah, I'm serious
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Hey, hey. That's funny
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Okay.
Loser
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Pam, do you think anyone's
going to notice I've worn
this costume before
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when I wasn't pregnant?
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You know
I guess nobody would
believe it still fits.
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Hey, guys, I'm
an Oscar Liar Weiner
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Oh, my God
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Party's tight, E
Fog is cool.
Thanks
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It's on medium
Perfect
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It really looks great
You did a great job
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Oh. So we don't have
to have that talk?
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We should still
have that talk
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Maybe you could
come by my office
at like 4:45?
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Cool
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Okay.
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Okay, everybody,
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be prepared
to be scared
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Okay
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The Cinema
of the Unsettling
is a growing film movement.
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The most well known
film in the genre
is an hour long shot
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of a squirrel
with diarrhea
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Okay. Ew
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Is that my grandmother?
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00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,537
What's the story?
- There is no story.
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00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,581
Yeah, seems like
there isn't a narrative.
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00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:38,042
Maybe the filmmaker realized
that even narrative
is comforting
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00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,546
What the he
is going on here?
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Okay, I think
we've seen enough
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You can turn it off now
- Yeah
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Yeah, kill it. go ahead
and turn it off.
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Thank you
- How'd you
get in my car?
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Where is this from?
That is so upsetting
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That was awful
Robert, I apologize
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I'm sorry. I got confused
I heard that you
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wanted to make the party
more adult but
I think I know what to do now
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00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,779
This game is called
"Pecker Poker.'
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It's the game of cards
that gets you hard.
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What we have here
is a classic
misunderstanding.
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Why didn't you simply
ask Andy to clarify?
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Asking is a very
easy thing to do
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The two of you are
obviously very close
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Oh, I see. This no longer
seems like my business
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All I knew is that
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you wanted to have
a talk with me
at the end of the day
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and I got nervous, so
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You were going
to talk at the end of
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I'm not here
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Did you think I was
going to fire you?
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No, I wasn't
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00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,210
I'm sorry
This must be really
uncomfortable for you
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I'm never uncomfortable
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Okay
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00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:10,551
Erin, I think you know
I've been dating someone
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Sure
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And it's getting
a little more serious
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She's never come by, so
And she's never called here
294
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Unless it's your mom
295
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,984
No, I didn't want her
to call because I thought
it would be weird, but
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now it's weird
that she's not calling
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Two dates?
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Three dates?
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Thirty-one
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Wow
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I'm so happy
for you guys.
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00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,583
Um. Let me know
when you get to 40
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I'll see you guys
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I should go
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I just don't get it, Pam
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00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,514
I mean, you're
a rational person
Thank you.
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00:16:56,598 --> 00:16:59,100
Jim doesn't let me wash
his NFL jersey
during the playoffs
308
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:01,602
How is this
any less logical?
Careful. Whoa
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00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:05,148
First of all, it's not like
I think that's going
to help the Eagles win
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Really?
No.
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00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,402
That is just a bunch
of people participating
in a collective thing.
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00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,697
And maybe the Eagles
will hear about it and want
to play better. It's not
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Exactly.
Thank you
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Go! Get up there
right now.
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00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:16,868
Got it
Dwight
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You want to attack,
or let them come to us?
Your call, B.
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00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,372
Unleash the hell storm.
- Dwight
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Nice
Dwight
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Got 'em. Go
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00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:29,422
Is she Asian?
I don't know. She's
from somewhere, I bet
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00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,717
Maybe from the forest
Forest?
322
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,594
Did Andy say his girlfriend's
from the forest?
323
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,263
I don't know, Phyllis
Maybe she's from the city
324
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,146
Looks terribly real
doesn't it, Creed?
325
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,899
No
Are you scared of snakes?
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00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,358
You don't live
as long as I have
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00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,402
without a healthy fear
of snakes, Bobby.
328
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,908
Yeah, I guess sometimes
I have nightmares
about being buried alive.
329
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,828
Honestly, Jim gives
me the creeps
330
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,790
What am I up to?
331
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,293
Like a few years
down the road, Cece says
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00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:09,587
"Mom, there's
a ghost in my closet.'
333
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,840
Now you say one of two things
One, "You're just having
a bad dream."
334
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,759
Or two, "Let's go see
what it wants."
335
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,594
I'm not going
to freak her out, Jim
336
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,429
Okay
I'm not going to lie
to her either
337
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,557
Oh, come on
When I was a boy,
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00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:27,188
there was an empty house
just up the h
from my family's
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00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:30,483
It was rumored
a man committed
suicide there
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00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,069
after being possessed
by the devil
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00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:36,364
One day, a young woman, Lydia
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00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,450
moved into the house
with her infant child.
343
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:45,081
That very night Lydia
was awakened by a loud
heinous hissing sound
344
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:52,213
She walked to the nursery
and there in baby's
crib was a snake
345
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,507
wrapped around baby's neck
346
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,968
squeezing tighter and tighter
347
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,054
Oh, my goodness
The crib was full of dirt,
348
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:03,266
baby struggled
to free itself
from underneath
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00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:07,270
reaching and clawing
gasping for air
350
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:11,774
Embalmed bodies rose
from their sarcophagi,
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00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,818
lurching toward baby
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00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,656
For they were mummies
No.
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00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:20,783
Amongst them was a man
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Tall, slim.
Jim
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00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,915
Almost instinctively
she turned to her husband
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00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,001
"Wait," she thought
357
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,463
"I don't have a husband.'
358
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:39,677
For Lydia and her husband had
had an argument
one they couldn't get past
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00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:44,515
Each night they slept
one inch farther apart
until one night Lydia left
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00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:48,978
It was about this time
she lost herself
in imaginary worlds.
361
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,481
She had quit
the book club
the choir,
362
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,735
citing something about
their high expectations
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00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,488
Her lips slowly
grew together from disuse
364
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,116
Every time she wanted
to act, and didn't,
365
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,536
another part of her face
hardened until it was stone
366
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:09,290
And that fevered night
she rushed to the nursery
367
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:12,877
and threw open the door
"Baby, are you okay?"
368
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,963
Baby sat up slowly
369
00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:20,051
turned to mother
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00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,177
and said
371
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,558
"I'm fine, bitch. I'm fine.'
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00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,987
Fear plays an interesting
role in our lives.
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00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:43,282
How dare we let
it motivate us?
374
00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:48,037
How dare we let it
into our decision making?
Into our livelihoods.
375
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,164
Into our relationships.
376
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:56,254
It's funny, isn't it? We take
a day a year to dress up
in costume and celebrate fear.
377
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,551
Toby.
Hey, Bert. Want
to see the dance?
378
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,428
Dem bones,
dem bones, dem dry...
379
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,596
You're fired
380
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,724
What?
You heard me.
381
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:09,850
Pack your things
382
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:14,146
What? You can't
Gabe? Are you
383
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,274
I'm the CEO's son
384
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,693
Pack your things
You're done.
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