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Back orders
and you never
called them
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Can you believe this?
There's a dog
in the car.
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You can't leave a dog
in a parked car!
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Snowboarder, it figures
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Do snowboarders
hate animals?
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l bet this guy
didn't leave his weed
in the car
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Okay, we have to do something
because this is
incredibly dangerous.
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Oscar, it's not
that hot out
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A car parked in the sun
is like a toaster oven.
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Well, we don't know how long
the driver's been gone
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and it's not
in direct sunlight
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So what, Andy?
You want to just
let him die, you scumbag?
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Here, I'm going
to get in my car
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When I start dying,
I will honk
the horn three times
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That means
save the dog
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Okay
you know what?
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I'm going to give him
something to drink
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Come here, doggy
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Come on
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Dwight
at least aim it
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There you go
Here, doggy.
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He's not even trying
Come here
doggy, come on.
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We're losing
cloud cover.
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Don't try to get in
on it now, Michael Vick
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Hey, hey, hey
Vick did his time
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This guy's been gone
long enough. He's lost
his right to a window.
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Get back, buddy
Get back
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Oscar, what are you
What... No, hey
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All right
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Yeah
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Nice job, Oscar
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And one
for good measure.
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Yeah
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So, who's going
to take the dog?
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Why would we
take the dog?
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What if he jumps out
the window and runs away?
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Jim, he's not
going to start...
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Stay, stay
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Nein. Sitz!
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Gut.
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Oscar, what do you want to do?
This is kind of your deal.
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You want a dog?
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There we go
that should do it
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Yeah, it's good.
It'll work
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Nice job
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Bye, poochie
Bye, doggy
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Bye
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What's that come to?
Like, what did
they each win?
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Oh, man, it's gotta
be over $1 00,000.
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Yeah, before taxes
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That's still
a lot of money
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The warehouse crew won
the lottery yesterday.
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$950,000.
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And then they quit.
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And no one else
can focus.
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This is it.
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This is all
on my shoulders.
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I'm the one who has to tell
everyone to get back to work
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I'm the one who has
to tell Darryl to hire
a new warehouse crew
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I'm the one who has
to say those things.
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Hello?
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Justine.
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Nice surprise.
How you doing, baby?
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No, no, no.
l didn't win
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When I got promoted
I stopped...
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What?
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Yeah, Glenn won
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You want to call him?
Yeah, you should call him
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Congratulate him
That would be
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What?
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His number is
in your old phone
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Oh, you know what?
I might have it right
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Whoops.
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When I worked
in the warehouse, I was
part of that lotto pool.
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They won
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playing my birthday
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What really interests me
is the group dynamic
of six people
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winning the lottery
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This will not
end well, right?
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Yeah
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We're looking at
at least one suicide
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and one weird sex thing.
At least
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l don't even know what
I'd do with all that money
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l know what you'd do
with all that money
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"Hey, Pam
Let's buy expensive
bathrobes and hug.'
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No, I'd probably
buy a big piece
of land in Maine
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build a house
work in town.
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Somewhere I could
bike to or kayak to.
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I'd either bike to my job
at the kayak shop
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or I'd kayak to my job
at the bike shop.
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And then on the weekends
would you hacky sack
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back to reality and spend time
with your wife and kids?
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Whoa, Saucy
I thought you
liked Maine.
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l think we should get
a townhouse in Soho
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Soho's mostly lofts
but okay
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And then, every morning
I'd walk out onto my terrace
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and I would breathe in
the inspiration of the city
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You know, and just gather
ideas for my painting
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Oh, God
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And then my
handsome husband
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Which, ideally
would be me.
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Would bring me
a flavored coffee
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Stop. I'm a barista
in your fantasy?
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Well, in your fantasy
we're Stephen King
characters
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l don't know
about Stephen King
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Get a divorce
Get a divorce
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I think I would
keep working
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And for my salary,
I guess I would take
like, $1 a year.
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Obviously, I wouldn't
come in till noon
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And I wouldn't do anything
I didn't want to do
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I mean, I'm getting paid
$1 a year, okay?
You can chill
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Are you kidding me?
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Guys, if I have to ask you
to get back to work
one more time
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I'm gonna change my tone
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To down here, like Mr. T
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And this would get
seriously annoying
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l feel sympathy for the jerks
who have to listen
to this all day
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Darryl
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How we doing on
the new warehouse guys?
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l don't know
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What... Do we have
new guys?
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No
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Are they on
their way over?
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l haven't hired anyone
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What? No warehouse guys?
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I have an important order
that has to go out by 5:00
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l e-mailed you about it
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I'm not checking
e-mail till lunch
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Four hour work week
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This is kind of
time-sensitive
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l got it. I'm doing it
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Andy, this is a seriously
big order. I can't
lose this client.
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All right, well
until we have a new crew
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let's get some volunteers
for warehouse duty
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Who's in?
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As long as you guys
don't need me up here
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l think we'll be fine
No, we don't.
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Really? Nobody's going
to help her?
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Is chivalry dead?
Are you volunteering?
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Of course, I would
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But my hip
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I would kill
to be at 100%
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Jim, how about you?
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Yeah. l mean
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as the strongest person
in this office,
I guess I should
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Okay, no, no
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That... You are
so not... Oh, God
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False. Andy,
l will volunteer
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Great
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And Kevin
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Good old Kevin.
He'll do anything
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Well, guess what?
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l will not do
a good job.
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Thank you
Sure.
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Wait, wait.
What's this?
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Oh, sorry
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l thought it was a
guess-your-baby's-birth-weight
pool.
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It says "lotto pool'
right on top.
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Yeah, and I said sorry
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Oh, come on
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You really think
I'm going to have
a 14-pound baby?
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When did l get so fat?
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You look awesome
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I didn't hire anyone,
if that's why you're here
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Where are we
in the process?
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l have a file
of applicants here
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I just gotta open it
look at it,
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interview a bunch of guys
hire some of them.
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So I say we're
in the early stages
of the process.
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Did you go out celebrating
with the guys last night?
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They guys did
invite me out
to celebrate,
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but l decided
to just stay home
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Eat a bunch of tacos
in my basement
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You do have
a fantastic basement
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l did
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l did have
a fantastic basement
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Now it smells
like tacos.
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You can't air out
a basement
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And taco air is heavy
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It settles
at the lowest point
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Right. Um
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Well, how about we take
a look at some applications?
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This guy wrote his
in green ink.
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That's pretty cool
Check it out.
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Hey
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There you go
There he is
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That is not Darryl
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l don't know where Darryl is
l suspect, probably,
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our Darryl is inside
of Fat Darryl.
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Okay, 300 boxes
of 20-pound white
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That's 75 boxes per person
So, that's not so bad.
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Negative
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Three hundred boxes for me
zero for you chumps
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Deal with it
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Nice
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Oh, oh, oh
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Damn
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Yup
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Welcome, everybody
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My name is Andy,
and this is
my other brother, Darryl
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What? No Newhart fans?
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Okay
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Darryl, how do we usually
kick these things off?
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You mean, what did we do
the last time the warehouse
won the lottery?
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Your old crew
won the lottery?
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Does anyone have experience
shelving, storing
keeping track...
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What do we use?
The Dewey Decimal System?
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Wait, wait.
So, all the
old guys quit?
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Oh, yeah
Well
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One of them, Glenn
is starting one
of those fat camps
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where he steals your kid
in the middle of the night
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Madge and a couple
other guys might start
a strip club.
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But on a boat
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And Hide is investing
in an energy drink
for Asian homosexuals
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Could you guys
give us a minute?
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But stay close
You're all doing great
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Maybe grab a coffee
or if there's any donuts out
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you can split one
219
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You know
they're for everybody
so people get fussy
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You know what?
Just have a donut
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Do you want to talk about this
not-winning-the-lottery thing?
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l don't
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You sure?
'Cause you keep
talking about it, so
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Nope. I'm good
I'm here.
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Let's find some
warehouse workers
Good, great.
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Then, can you say things
that aren't, like, a huge
bummer to everybody?
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'Cause the more I talk
the more they're
going to realize
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l don't know
what I'm talking about
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Okay
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We need you, okay?
Okay
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Okay?
Yeah
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All right
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Ah
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What's the problem?
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Grunting is scientifically
proven to add more power
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Ask any female tennis player
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or her husband
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l didn't feel anything
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All right, thank you
for coming back in again.
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00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,542
Now, we're going
to ask you a few questions
Darryl, you have the floor.
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Why do you want
to work here?
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l need a job
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It's not a good reason
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Good
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Keeping them honest
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Don't just take
the first job
that comes your way
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'Cause next thing you know
it's 10 years later,
and you're still there
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You could write
your obituary tomorrow
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It's not going
to change.
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Are we scaring
them straight?
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l hope so
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Think about
this carefully
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There's better lives
than this one.
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I've never been lucky
255
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,909
And I'm not talking
about the lottery
256
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:05,747
I'm talking about
stuff like developing
a soy allergy at 35.
257
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,542
Who gets a soy allergy at /5?
258
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,920
And why is soy in everything?
259
00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,507
Nice, right back
where I like you
260
00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,634
Can you make 10 copies
of this for me?
No
261
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:19,094
Why not? What
are you doing?
262
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,221
Buying lottery
tickets online
263
00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:26,601
Everyone wants to be rich
but nobody wants
to work for it
264
00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:28,853
You came in
at 10:30 today, right?
265
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,855
Okay, I'll just
do this myself
266
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,528
Is everyone licensed?
Like a driver's license?
267
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,154
No, warehouse license
268
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,282
Masters in
warehouse sciences?
269
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,703
l feel that Darryl has talked
about a license of some kind
270
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,789
Is this a joke?
No. Not joking.
271
00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,124
This is real
272
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,669
Painfully real,
what is happening
right now
273
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:58,007
Okay, I'm not
going to make it
I'm turning back
274
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,635
There's gotta be
a better way to do this
275
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,387
This is literally how
they built the pyramids
276
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,597
Well, they whipped people
which was helpful.
277
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,058
But you're right.
We should be able
to find a more efficient way
278
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:08,977
of moving boxes
than Madge or Hide
279
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,061
Yeah
280
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,647
Not that they're
not smart people
281
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,983
No, no, very smart
282
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,526
Theirs is
more of a physical
intelligence
283
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:17,610
I'd go with that
284
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:18,903
Like baboons
or elephants.
285
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,113
Not that, don't
286
00:12:20,197 --> 00:12:24,033
Guys, when I was a kid
my sisters used
to butter me up
287
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,787
and slide me
across the linoleum floor
of the kitchen.
288
00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,622
It really made
them laugh.
289
00:12:29,707 --> 00:12:30,749
It's a great idea, Kev
290
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,791
I don't think
it applies here, though
291
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,876
So, maybe we just
292
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,503
Yeah, we move stuff
and have fun.
293
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,755
Kevin
doesn't apply
294
00:12:37,339 --> 00:12:38,465
Right, my mom
295
00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,050
You need
to drop it, okay?
296
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,427
They hate it
297
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,180
l like it a lot
but they hate it
so drop it.
298
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,645
Does anyone get distracted
easily by bubble wrap?
299
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:59,694
You'll be dealing with
lots of bubble wrap,
obviously. Um...
300
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,362
How much longer
is this going to take?
301
00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:04,699
Did you hire them?
302
00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,035
No, because
they all left.
303
00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:09,037
What do you mean
they left?
304
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:11,831
l mean, after you bailed
305
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,210
l got confused
and frankly,
a little weird
306
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:18,671
And the stuff that you said
certainly didn't help
307
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,715
Then I think you
should fire me.
308
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,635
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to fire you
309
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,637
Yeah, just put me out
of my misery.
310
00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,143
Okay, this is weird.
I don't get the joke
311
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,645
No? Okay
312
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:38,233
I don't want
to be here anymore
313
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:40,902
Fire me
314
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,076
So Darryl says
to me, "Fire me,'
315
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,745
but what he really means is
316
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,957
"I'm going to say something
really weird, try and figure
out what it means."
317
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,126
So I say, "No,
you're not fired.'
318
00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,295
But what I really mean is
319
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,798
"I've no idea
what you're
talking about
320
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,758
"But I'm going to go ahead
and hire some people
321
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,511
"for the warehouse and hope
that you eventually
start feeling better."
322
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,975
l really hope that's
what he and l mean
323
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,853
Attention
324
00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,938
Does anyone know anyone who
could work in the warehouse?
325
00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:18,064
We can pay
326
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,858
Come on, Oscar
327
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,943
Who's the most jacked guy
in all of Scranton?
328
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,486
Like your wildest
fantasy guy?
329
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,779
Bulk or definition?
330
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,030
Definition
331
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,241
Bruce Kenward.
He hangs out
at Planet Fitness
332
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:30,702
Are those just show muscles
or is he really strong?
333
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:31,953
Oh, he's plenty strong
334
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:35,540
It used to be Reggie Winters
out at Gold's Gym
335
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,624
But he moved away
336
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,127
And then it was between
Bruce and this guy, Dean
337
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,798
But Dean got fixated
on his calves,
338
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,883
and, uh
339
00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,343
And his triceps
went to hell.
340
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,554
So, I've been thinking
341
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,598
after we win the lottery
we take our winnings...
342
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:52,682
Our fake winnings
343
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,434
And we move
to the South of France
344
00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,437
See... No, there's plenty
of bicycling for you.
345
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,688
l think that's
where they do
the Tour de France
346
00:14:58,772 --> 00:14:59,814
It is, yeah
347
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,024
l mean, I just don't know
why I'm compromising
348
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,108
if it's my fantasy
349
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,527
Because in my fantasy,
it's Maine, and you love it
350
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,863
Because I'm never going
to act like that,
even in your fantasy
351
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,825
Nope, you're doing
a great job of it
in my fantasy right now
352
00:15:11,827 --> 00:15:13,578
Hey, idiot, what did
Erin want again?
353
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,622
A hot chocolate tea
354
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:20,293
Gideon, you are
a PhD candidate
355
00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:23,254
studying America's
diminishing blue-collar
workforce?
356
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,464
North America
357
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:28,176
And "diminishing" is a little
reductive, but, sure
that's the headline version
358
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:29,886
Great
359
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,181
Well, it will bring
a fresh, new perspective
to the warehouse.
360
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:36,434
FYI, Wednesday through Friday
I have a pretty full
teaching schedule.
361
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,853
Oh, cool
We'll figure
that out.
362
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,647
Also, FYI
363
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:45,276
I don't technically
have a hearing problem
364
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:49,697
But sometimes, when there's
a lot of noises occurring
at the same time
365
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,699
I'll hear them
as one big jumble
366
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,953
Again, it's not
that l can't hear
367
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,704
Because that's false, l can
368
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,833
Um, l just can't distinguish
between everything
I'm hearing.
369
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:03,127
Got it. Duly noted
370
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,212
You
371
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:07,298
coolest tank top
I have ever seen.
Where did you get that?
372
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,050
Made it.
So cool
373
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,551
What a cross section
we have here.
374
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,095
It's what I love
about interviewing
375
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,304
l get to meet
all these people
376
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,391
l wouldn't ordinarily
meet, or know
or even talk to.
377
00:16:16,725 --> 00:16:18,476
Message in a Bottle,
The Postman...
378
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,687
Kevin Costner
Kevin Costner, yeah
379
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,484
So
380
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:27,986
l found this grease
381
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,488
And then l remembered
that you thought
it was a great idea.
382
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,407
You did say
it was a great idea
383
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,574
l heard you say it
384
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,454
So it's not
the dumbest idea
385
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,664
It's not the
greatest one...
386
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,833
But the fact remains,
we gotta move these boxes.
387
00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,876
And it's clear we're
not going to carry them.
388
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,672
So sadly, it's the best
idea on the table.
Exactly.
389
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,299
Hey, I think we're
ready to get this...
390
00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:52,343
Jim?
Is he okay?
391
00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:53,594
He'll be fine
392
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,599
Surprise! Your new crew
393
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,102
Would you just
fire me, man?
394
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,856
Hey, why?
Because you didn't
win the lottery?
395
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:07,358
How am l supposed
to make you happy?
396
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,235
You want to make
me happy? Huh?
397
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,486
Yeah
Give me your job.
398
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,780
Haha. What?
I'll do it better
than you
399
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,533
l earned it,
l deserve it
400
00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,493
I got passed over
God knows why.
401
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,496
Reasons I cannot
and will not understand
402
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,958
The job was mine, Andy
Everyone said it was mine
403
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,545
Make me manager
or fire me.
404
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,464
I'm not going
to give you my job
405
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,090
It's my job
l earned it!
406
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,011
And here's the thing
You weren't even
next in line.
407
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,846
l asked about you
l saw your file
408
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:38,514
You have a history
of being short
with people
409
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,683
and you hired Glenn
your buddy,
410
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,101
to replace you
in the warehouse
411
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,312
He was under-qualified
They saw that.
412
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,189
Also, Darryl, FYI
413
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,857
I already told
this to Andy
414
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:49,150
but you should
probably know
415
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,028
l technically don't have
a hearing problem
416
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,782
It's just when there's
a lot of noises...
Nate. Please.
417
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,117
Thank you.
418
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,122
You have no
business education
419
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,958
You were going to take
classes under Deangelo
What happened to that?
420
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,085
He died
421
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,711
He didn't die,
his brain died
422
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,797
And my brain is still
very much alive
423
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,924
And I'd be happy
to give you
business classes
424
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,425
How come you haven't
asked me about it?
425
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,885
What was...
What was the last
426
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:17,929
I'm having a
427
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,348
No part of this has
anything to do with you
428
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,143
I didn't have time
because of my daughter
429
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:26,145
But you had time
for a softball clinic
430
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,605
And a Mediterranean
cooking class.
431
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,858
Hey, I'm not going to tell you
this stuff if you're going
to throw it back in my face!
432
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,110
Hey, here's the thing
433
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:34,737
Jo saw something in you
She loved you.
434
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:38,491
She gave you a shot
and then you
stopped pushing.
435
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,118
She noticed
436
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,293
Okay
437
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:50,378
Okay, what?
438
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,882
Okay, don't fire me
439
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,555
Okay
440
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,476
My future's not going
to be determined by seven
little white lotto balls.
441
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,771
It's going to be determined
by two big black balls.
442
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,399
l control my destiny
443
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:13,734
l do
444
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,529
I'll put some
guys on tonight
445
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,865
The best of your bunch
and my bunch
446
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,075
I'll tell you now, though
it's going to be mostly
my bunch
447
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,910
Yeah, that makes sense
448
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,579
Okay, good
All right.
449
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,122
Are they here?
450
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,748
What is going on?
451
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,833
Oh, hey, guys
452
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,710
Why is the forklift
in the wall?
453
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,128
Why is
the truck empty?
454
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,671
It's not totally empty
455
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:34,922
Is that grease
on my floor?
456
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,967
Okay
457
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,136
I can see why you're angry.
You're coming into this cold
458
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,848
But believe me
a lot of thought
went into this.
459
00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,434
And did your brains
tell you to ruin these
boxes with grease?
460
00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,935
Okay, Darryl
461
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,688
Listen, and then
you will understand
462
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:54,066
The boxes were ruined
during our first
trial testing.
463
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,694
So now, it's cool
'cause we found
another use for them
464
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:58,529
Okay, all right
465
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:01,449
That's... Look, all we were
trying to do is we thought
we could come up
466
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,117
with a more efficient
way to do things.
467
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,660
And?
468
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,870
And we did.
l don't know
469
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,164
Jim, tell them
what it's called
470
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:10,208
That's all right
471
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:11,542
No, Jim, tell them
what the name is
472
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,127
Doesn't matter
what the name is
473
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,255
Señor Loadenstein
that's stupid.
474
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,382
Señor Loadenstein
475
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,051
Tell them why
it's called that, Jim
476
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:21,844
That's okay, we're good
477
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,306
No, Jim, tell us why
it's called señor
Loadenstein
478
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,559
Porque es muy rápido.
479
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,895
Okay, you know what?
It's been a real busy day.
480
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,021
What do you say
we put all this away?
481
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,606
Let me see it
482
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,233
It's in beta testing
483
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,484
Let me see it
484
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,568
Get the thing, go
485
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,946
Lube it up.
Kevin, start mopping
486
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,323
Uno, dos, tres.
487
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,496
Yeah. I lost my client
488
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:54,085
I already won the lottery
I was born in
the US of A, baby
489
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,295
And as backup,
I have a Swiss passport
490
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,215
l would spend
a lot of time
491
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,510
launching my
true crime podcast
"The Flenderson Files.'
492
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,011
Duh-buh-bum
493
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,013
Flenderson Files
494
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,431
We came
to an agreement
495
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,101
We're going to live
in a stunning
pre-war brownstone
496
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,310
at the top of a mountain
497
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:12,937
Right, it's city
and country combined
498
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:15,898
Just a subway stop away
are the best museums
in the world.
499
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:19,360
And I can fish right
from the window
of Pam's pottery studio
500
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,529
We can chat
any time we want
501
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,532
Just like now
502
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,910
It's too bad the schools
are terrible, but what are you
going to do about that?
503
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:28,995
What are you
going to do?
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