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Well, I'm moving to Colorado
to start my new life
with Holly.
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Just up here getting
used to the altitude.
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Michael?
Yes?
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I've got
a treat for you.
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Oh!
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Thank you.
Like a butler.
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Colorado specialty,
Rocky Mountain oysters.
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Wow, those do not
taste like oysters.
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That's because
they're not oysters.
They're bull testicles!
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I cut them off
fresh this morning!
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Sick freak.
What is wrong with you?
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What is wrong with you?
I'm the sick freak?
Yeah.
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After what you did,
you expect to be buttled?
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After you didn't
recommend me?
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Dwight, I don't own
Dunder Mifflin, okay?
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The job was not
mine to give.
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Look, I need your
advice on something.
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I am told that there
are bears in the Rockies.
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Where did you hear that?
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Obvious, XM radio?
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Well, I was just thinking
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that maybe I should keep
a salami in my pocket...
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Great idea.
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...in order to feed
the bears.
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Especially if you think
that life would be
better without legs!
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How do you mean?
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Black bears can smell a salami
at five miles, Michael.
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What are you thinking?
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And they run
faster than a horse.
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So if you were thinking about
outrunning them on a horse,
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I would try a cheetah.
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You in tight pants, Michael,
are a salami to a black bear.
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Do you understand?
Mmm-hmm.
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You're like
a giant walking salami.
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Okay,
so no salami in the pants.
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How about a pepperoni?
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Any kind of meat
you can possibly name.
Okay.
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You're not gonna take
all your toys, are you?
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Hmm?
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I mean, you don't...
You don't have
a job lined up, so...
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It's not like you have
a desk to put them on.
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Well, I have interviews.
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That's nice.
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What about that truck?
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Can I have
this little truck?
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Was thinking I might
glue a stapler on top
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or put a hole here
and stick pens in it.
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You okay?
Yes.
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Yes, you know what,
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take my favorite
truck, sure.
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You know what...
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It's your last
couple of days.
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I'm gonna get
out of your hair.
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Oh, you don't...
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I will be in
the break room.
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Okay, that sounds good.
Thank you.
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Dead man walking.
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Sad?
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No.
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No, no.
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I don't leave till tomorrow,
so tomorrow I will be a wreck.
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Stay away from Erin.
Hey.
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I'm your boss.
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Why don't you
stay away from me?
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No, I'm gonna stand
where I want, okay?
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You don't want to
get on my bad side.
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I've seen some
horrible things.
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I own over
200 horror movies.
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Okay, that's so weird!
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Just go away!
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No, you go away.
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Hi, Tuna.
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You guys are filming people
when they go to
the bathroom now?
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How about cupcakes?
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Please.
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What's wrong
with cupcakes?
Everything.
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There they are.
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The Party Planning Committee
together again.
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Well, we all wanted
to plan your goodbye party.
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We thought this
would be easier.
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We thought.
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It's an experiment.
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The three of us
have all been
chairmen before.
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So this is
the dream team.
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Hey!
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What are you saying?
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The dream team
and Meredith.
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We decided on the ice cream.
Mint chocolate chip.
Your favorite.
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Mmm.
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Yeah, that was a surprise.
MICHAEL: You know what?
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I'm thinking maybe
we should get ice cream
that everybody will like.
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How about vanilla?
Let's get vanilla.
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Okay.
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Tomorrow, I want everybody
to have a good time.
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No drama.
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And as for today,
just a typical day.
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All right?
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PAM: Should we
get toppings?
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What do you like, Pam?
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What?
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What kind of
topping would you like?
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Hot fudge?
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Sounds good.
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Fudge it up.
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I bought this for myself.
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And yesterday,
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they gave me this.
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I still need something
to drink out of, though.
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Attention, everyone.
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Before I leave tomorrow,
I would like to
reveal a secret
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that I have kept
for over 20 years.
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Secret about Phyllis.
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Please, Michael.
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When Phyllis was
in high school,
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she was so cute.
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And she still is.
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I thought he knew
about the baby I gave away.
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Look, Michael,
it's a going-away present
so your hands won't get cold.
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Ah.
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It's almost done,
but you can't get them wet,
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and they can't be
dry-cleaned either.
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You have to hand
wash without water,
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wring dry gently,
and use a hair dryer on cool.
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Sounds great.
I just think it's great.
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Oh, I have gifts as well.
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And I will start by giving
the first gift to Phyllis.
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Phyllis,
you are shy and sweet,
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and you don't
often speak your mind,
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but you should,
because you have
great ideas.
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So, Phyllis,
I am giving you this
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so you can always remember
to speak your mind.
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Gee, thanks, Michael.
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You're welcome.
It's cute.
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Stanley, you love your Sudoku
and your puzzles.
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I bestow upon you...
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My felt.
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May you never lose
the fun-loving
quality in life.
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Where's the rest of it?
It's got no balls.
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Well, okay.
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And Andy.
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Andy, who needs confidence
that he is a great salesman,
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I give you
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my clients.
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Our ten most
important accounts.
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Wow.
Yeah, wow.
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You know I'm the worst
salesman here, right?
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But you're the best
salesman on the inside.
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What does that even mean?
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You sold us all on Andy.
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A product that nobody wanted.
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I'm gonna lose them.
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You're not going to
lose them.
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I promise you
that I will.
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Just do your best.
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I have faith in you.
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Gimme those clients.
No.
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Do you believe that?
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I've given up
expecting Michael
to do the right thing
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or the decent thing or even
the comprehensible thing.
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DEANGELO: I used tobe obese.
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Once you've conquered obesity,everything else is easy.
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Life literallymoves in slow motion.
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I'm not sayingI'm Superman,
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but let me justput it this way,
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if I were shotin the head,
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I'm pretty sureeverything would be fine.
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I almost welcome it.
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Kevin, I have
something for you.
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Oh!
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You know who that is?
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Oh.
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Don't be a caricature, Kevin.
Never be a caricature.
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How did that feel
when I tore that up?
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Better?
Good.
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Stand up.
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You will be thin.
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You won't drool over pizza
like an animal anymore.
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But, I...
You will find love.
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Michael, I'm pretty much
okay with who I am now.
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Don't be.
You should never
settle for who you are.
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Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
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Oscar, you are a...
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Michael,
I just lost Porter Hardware!
I just... I lost them.
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Okay, you know what?
Just do your best, buddy.
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Okay, Oscar,
you are very smart,
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and you have
a gigantic education,
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and I think of
you as my Scarecrow,
because you gave me a brain.
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So that's why
I made you this.
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Thank you, Michael.
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It's beautiful.
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It looks like...
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It looks like it was made
by a two-year-old monkey
on a farm.
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And he just...
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He just accepted it,
that I...
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That I put all
this work into it.
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Oh, man.
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He has the lowest
opinion of me of anybody.
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Was it just me,
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or did you think
we were gonna have sex
at some point?
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It was just you.
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How would you
have wanted to do it?
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I don't...
Okay, you know what?
Inappropriate,
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because I am engaged happily,
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and you, you have
landed yourself a senator.
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State senator.
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Mmm-hmm. Bravo.
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Brava.
Brava.
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Do you want to
see some pictures?
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I just got these.
Sure.
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These are... Okay,
this is us at the theater.
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And, antiquing.
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Oh, rollerblading.
Rollerblading.
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Who's that?
Who's that guy?
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Oh, that's Thomas,
Robert's aide.
Hmm.
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I guess this
could be the one, huh?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
Hey.
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I'm gonna be dropping in
on one of our biggest
clients this afternoon,
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and I could use
some backup.
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Let's rip it up, homes.
All right.
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Boom.
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Walk away, bitch.
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Oh, Michael.
Hmm?
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Where do you want
your last paycheck sent?
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Last paycheck?
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Do you have
an address yet
in Colorado?
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No.
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What town do
Holly's parents live in?
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I'm not sure.
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Mountainton, I think.
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Sounds beautiful.
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PAM: You should do
more stuff like that.
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KEVIN: I'm going to.
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Hey.
It's almost your last day.
Come on. Sit with us.
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No, I'm almost done.
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You sure?
Yeah.
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PAM: So I'm going to
Carbondale this afternoon
to get a new bulk shredder.
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KEVIN: Finally.
That old shredder sucked.
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It's a good shredder.
It just keeps breaking.
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Yeah, and it won't
shred magazines.
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It's not supposed to
shred magazines, Kevin.
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I know.
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Did you break
the shredder, Kevin?
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No. It's just that
old shredder sucks.
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Just get one
that'll shred magazines.
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PAM: I don't think
any of them are supposed
to shred magazines.
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I can't...
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I can't do this.
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All the channels are
gonna be different there.
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I'm not gonna be
able to find my shows.
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I'm not going to
start improv at level one.
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I don't think my credits
are gonna transfer.
257
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:22,074
Oh! And you know what?
258
00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:25,578
I just figured out
where I was supposed to
go to vote.
259
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,143
I gotta call her.
260
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,345
And I'm going to tell
her that I cannot come.
261
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,683
�PHONE RINGING
ON SPEAKERPHONE�
262
00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:38,947
HOLLY: Hello there.
263
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,082
Hi.
264
00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:43,353
What is the name
of our town?
265
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,829
Boulder.
266
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,889
Is something wrong?Are you okay?
267
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,996
No. No, I just needed
to hear your voice.
268
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,662
Oh, you mean this?
269
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,333
Yeah.
270
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,137
Yes, my hero.
271
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,270
I'll pay the rent.
272
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,380
273
00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:07,019
Okay, my mom's lookingat me like she hasno sense of humor.
274
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,486
It's a joke.
275
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,823
Oh, I miss you.
276
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,358
Well, I'll see youtonight.
277
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,485
I'll pick you upoutside baggage claim.
278
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,359
Okay, I'll see you tonight.
279
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,663
I love you.
I love you, too.
280
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,834
Yeah,
so I know I told everybody
that tomorrow is my last day,
281
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,673
but I'm gonna be
leaving tonight.
282
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,177
I head to the airport
at 4:00.
283
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,487
And, I have said goodbye
to half of them.
284
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:51,088
Well, you know, Michael,
I have a brother in Boulder.
285
00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:53,156
Rory Flenderson.
286
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,133
You should look him up.
287
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,372
Okay.
288
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,537
Okay?
289
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,280
Kelly?
290
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,847
Kelly?
291
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,221
Kelly?
What?
292
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,726
If I just went away
right now,
293
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,423
would that be the best gift
that I could give you?
294
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,828
Yes, please.
295
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,924
Please go away
and stop using that weird,
slow voice.
296
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:34,365
She was once my girl,
and she is your girl now.
297
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,766
Wow.
Yeah.
298
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:39,312
This is
totally unnecessary.
299
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,606
You're not prone
to seizures?
300
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,041
No.
301
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,083
So Michael said we can do
whatever we want cake-wise.
302
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,987
What do we want?
Erotic.
303
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,486
See? This is
what happens.
304
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,354
You can't let
a street dog
into the house.
305
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,654
Hmm. Let's hear her out.
306
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,457
I would like to hear
more about these cakes.
307
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,361
I know these Ethiopians
that run a cake shop.
308
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:01,367
Good God.
They make these
cakes that are wild.
309
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,802
I mean...
They show everything.
310
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,198
I don't think we want a...
311
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,968
No, I know
what you're thinking,
but it's not just black.
312
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,269
They do it all.
313
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,038
And the women
on these cakes,
314
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,703
they're not just
guys' fantasies.
315
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,112
They have real,
full women.
316
00:15:15,481 --> 00:15:16,642
It is refreshing.
317
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,276
Okay, don't turn this
into some feminist issue.
318
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,844
As a person who buys
a lot of erotic cakes,
319
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,618
it just feels good to
be represented on one.
320
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,923
You know what?
I think we should
get some other input.
321
00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,053
I think we should
do cupcakes.
322
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,894
I am one of the few people
who looks hot
eating a cupcake.
323
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,797
Yeah, cupcakes,
that's what I said.
324
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,269
No. I am not
cleaning up a bunch of
uneaten cupcake bottoms.
325
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,828
You know, we don't really
care about your opinion.
326
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:41,431
You're just a tie-breaker.
327
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:44,101
Um, Pam?
328
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,440
Oh, hey, Michael.
329
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,412
I'm just gonna
go to Carbondale
to price some shredders.
330
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,006
I'll see you later.
Okay.
331
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:10,860
ERIN: Gabe!
I need to talk to you.
332
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,633
You can't be in here.
This is a ladies' bathroom.
333
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,139
No, Erin,
I respect your privacy,
334
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,607
but I will
follow you in here
335
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,974
every time you go if
that's what it takes.
336
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,410
Hey, Creed.
337
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,970
Not cool, man.
338
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:24,043
I really think
you should leave.
339
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:26,381
Someday, you are going
to tell our grandchildren
340
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,978
about how their grandfather
won you back in
a women's room.
341
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,081
Gabe, can we talk
about this later?
I have to go. I have to go.
342
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:33,285
Just read
the letter under your
windshield wiper, okay?
343
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,418
It explains everything.
344
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,723
Okay.
Okay?
345
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,263
Do you want...
Gabe!
346
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,423
Well.
347
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,360
Here's the thing, Rory.
348
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,528
I think you guys would
hit it off in an odd way.
349
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:46,898
I could bring hima welcome basket.I'll surprise him.
350
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:48,601
Okay, well,
you should give him
351
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,302
a little time to
settle in, but...
352
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,038
Does he like jams?My shelves areoverflowing with preserves.
353
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,478
Well, no, he hates jams.
354
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,484
Darryl.
Hey.
355
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:02,921
I would like to
give you the only copy
of Somehow I Manage,
356
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,355
unfinished.
357
00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:07,018
If there's anybody here
who can finish it,
it's you.
358
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:08,526
359
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,128
That's sweet, Mike.
360
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,721
Let's see here.
361
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,068
Here's a chapter
called "Gum."
Mmm.
362
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,797
With one sentence.
363
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,768
"Everybody likes the guy
who offers them
a stick of gum."
364
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,274
Mmm-hmm. It's true.
365
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,371
Darryl, I have
one last wish.
366
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,640
I would like
to use the baler.
367
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,444
No. Can't let you
do that, Mike.
368
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,643
No problem.
Sorry.
369
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,844
Worth a try.
All right.
370
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,150
Darryl said I could use
the baler because I'm leaving.
371
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,587
No.
372
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,989
All right, guys, well,
373
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,761
see ya later, warehouse.
374
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,365
Catch you on
the flippety-flip.
375
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,103
All right then,
see you, guys.
376
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,744
Catch you later,
warehouse.
377
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,007
See you on
the flippety-flip.
378
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,877
Catch you on
the flippety-flip.
379
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,655
Catch you guys
on the flippety-flip.
380
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,383
Come on.
381
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,121
Okay.
So what's our approach?
382
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,595
You a veteran?
Do I have a month to live?
383
00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,258
You gonna get
married tomorrow? What?
384
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,095
Hmm?
385
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:24,603
I thought we'd
just talk about
our customer service
386
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:28,232
and exceptional
paper quality.
387
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,032
That's stupid.
388
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,471
Well, what do I know?
389
00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,444
I know.
What do you know?
390
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,039
We gotta get psyched up.
Okay, guy?
391
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,046
Let's get psyched.
392
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,747
Is there an animal
shelter on the way?
393
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:45,121
Yeah.
Awesome!
394
00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:46,716
Ani-ani-shelto.
395
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,454
Here we come.
396
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,393
Andy, do you know
how to high-five?
397
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,895
Yeah.
398
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,125
'Cause if you do,
now's the time.
399
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,460
All right.
400
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:56,229
Not while I'm driving.
401
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,438
Catch you guys...
402
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,538
Catch you guys on
the flippety-flip.
403
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,402
Flippety-flip.
404
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,378
Flippety-flip.
405
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:15,915
Really?
406
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,653
Okay, see you guys.
407
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:29,401
You know how I met Jo Bennett
and got started on
my ladder of success?
408
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:30,663
No, I don't.
409
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:36,166
Walking along,
out of work, again,
410
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,176
thinking to myself,
411
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:41,806
"I've only got
enough cash to buy
a sandwich or get drunk."
412
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,977
And I see this guy
trying to steal
this lady's dog.
413
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:48,681
So I grab the dog,
he runs off.
414
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:51,087
She's so grateful,
she hires me.
415
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:53,354
Aw, wow.
416
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,358
Gimme that dog!
417
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,088
It's not your dog!
418
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:58,687
Yeah.
419
00:19:58,764 --> 00:19:59,754
420
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,993
Again.
Oh, okay.
421
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,530
Gimme that damn dog,
you...thief!
422
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,569
It's her dog!
Okay.
423
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,733
Don't ever do it again!
424
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:10,637
You hear me?
425
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,437
You feel that energy?
426
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,772
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah?
427
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,012
Whoo! Yeah.
428
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,747
Okay, again.
429
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:24,289
I know that Gabe is young
and hot and everything,
430
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,791
and he's begging me
to reconsider,
431
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:30,759
but I just think I'm in love
with someone else.
432
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,193
Kevin?
Andy.
433
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,489
Ah.
434
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,058
I wish I knew who
my birth mother was
435
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,967
so she could just
tell me who to choose.
436
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,230
Maybe neither.
437
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,608
I'm not attracted
to Kevin.
438
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:44,837
Erin, listen to me.
439
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:48,005
You shouldn't rush
into this at all.
And you know why?
440
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,743
Because you are beautiful,
and you are fun,
441
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,148
and you are smart.
442
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,516
And when
the right guy comes along,
you'll know it.
443
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:58,916
You will.
444
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,789
Hey.
445
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:04,861
And you know what?
446
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,262
You don't need a mom,
447
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,858
because you have my number
and you can call me anytime.
448
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,630
Extension 147.
449
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,096
I know.
450
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,105
Okay. Okay.
451
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,715
Did you want
the 2726 or the 2730?
452
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,219
Phyllis? Phyllis,
are my mittens done?
453
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,255
No. No.
I'm on a sale...
454
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:31,449
Okay, listen,
it's 2:00 p.m.
455
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,084
From now until 4:00,
your priority is knitting.
456
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:35,184
Knit like the wind.
457
00:21:35,327 --> 00:21:36,351
Okay, Michael.
458
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,227
Dwight, I will
be leaving tomorrow.
459
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,132
Yes?
So I wanted
to give you that.
460
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,568
It's a letter of
recommendation.
461
00:21:51,777 --> 00:21:53,973
This is gonna be good.
462
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,036
463
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,738
"To whom it may concern."
464
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,614
Good, real personal.
Thanks, Michael.
465
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,078
"The dictionary
defines 'superlative'
466
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:04,021
"as 'of the highest kind,
quality, or order,
467
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,024
"'surpassing all else
or others. Supreme.'"
468
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,185
That's great.
469
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,162
If I wanted
the dictionary definition,
I'd buy a dictionary.
470
00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:14,132
"I define it as
Dwight Schrute.
471
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:20,205
"As a sales executive,
as a leader, as a man,
and as a friend,
472
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:26,478
"he is of
the highest kind, quality,
and order. Supreme."
473
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,486
Lots more like that.
Really repetitive.
474
00:22:39,425 --> 00:22:40,984
What's this?
475
00:22:42,761 --> 00:22:45,390
"2:45 behind the building,
paintball."
476
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:48,924
Oh!
477
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,258
478
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,362
479
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,193
Come on, come on!
Come on!
480
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:26,694
481
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:27,762
Ow!
482
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:30,770
483
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:42,844
I would like to
start by just saying
that I have not worked with
484
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,790
Mr. Andy Bernard
here for very long.
485
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,987
But I can say that
he is no Michael Scott.
486
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,626
I can't sit here
and tell you that he's
gonna be a success.
487
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:56,364
I can't sit here
and tell you that he's even
the best man for the job.
488
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,496
But I can say this.
489
00:23:59,571 --> 00:24:00,800
He's got potential.
490
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,803
Sure.
491
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,973
You know, I always say,
"Go big or go home."
492
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:07,906
You go with this guy,
493
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,506
you could be making
the biggest mistake
of your life.
494
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:13,980
Or the biggest good
decision of your life.
495
00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,881
It's either gonna be
the best thing you ever did,
496
00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:19,185
or the worst thing
you ever did.
497
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:22,654
If you want some boring,
white bread clock-watcher,
498
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:24,320
who's gonna
get you your paper
499
00:24:24,396 --> 00:24:27,389
when you ordered it
for the agreed-upon price,
500
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,564
Andy's not your guy.
501
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,071
You ever play
Russian roulette?
502
00:24:33,672 --> 00:24:36,107
Time to spin the chamber,
Boris...
503
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,445
By signing up
for another year.
504
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,774
What happened to you?
505
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,144
You should see
the other guy.
506
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,354
Jim, where is Pam?
507
00:24:55,961 --> 00:24:59,227
She's still pricing
the whatevers...
The shredders.
508
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,164
But it is already 3:00.
509
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,066
Right.
510
00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:24,181
Whether you're
scared of dying,
or dying alone,
511
00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:26,748
or dying drunk in a ditch,
512
00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:28,088
don't be.
513
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,421
It's going to be okay.
514
00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:30,924
MICHAEL: Yeah,I was tripling up.
515
00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,227
There's not enough
time in the day
516
00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,596
to have a special
moment with everybody.
517
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,465
And you,
why are you still here?
518
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,637
I'm either
gonna quit today
519
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:44,870
or stay to make sure
that Andy's career
is destroyed.
520
00:25:44,943 --> 00:25:47,469
No, you are not
going to quit today.
521
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,707
For goodness sake,
522
00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:51,012
this is not going to be
your last day at the office.
523
00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:53,845
Everybody
gets dumped, Gabe.
524
00:25:54,753 --> 00:25:55,948
Can I give you
a piece of advice?
525
00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:01,048
A little cover-up
on your Adam's apple
will make it appear smaller,
526
00:26:01,126 --> 00:26:03,789
which will make you
look less like
a transvestite.
527
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,841
That is cold, sir.
528
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:17,933
Absolutely cold.
You know what?
529
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,774
It was a complete
waste of my time.
530
00:26:24,316 --> 00:26:26,410
Uh, Deangelo, I'm...
531
00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:28,587
I forgot my bag,
so I'm gonna...
532
00:26:28,654 --> 00:26:31,146
I'll meet you in the car.
Okay, whatever.
533
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,649
Sir.
534
00:26:34,159 --> 00:26:36,253
I'd just like to
apologize for that.
535
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,365
I could tell you that he has
a steel plate in his head,
536
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,161
or that he's crazy,
537
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:44,761
but the truth is,
I think he's just
a terrible salesman.
538
00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:48,101
And I want you to know
that if you re-up with us,
539
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,303
anything you need,
day or night,
540
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:53,276
I will be the one
to take your call.
541
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,010
Keep talking.
542
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:00,977
Yes.
543
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,313
Okay. All right.
544
00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:05,089
No. Well, thank you.
545
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,490
Thank you.
All right. Take care.
546
00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,659
You'll never guess.
We did it.
547
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,161
Hey!
548
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:12,987
549
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,428
All right.
550
00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,059
All right.
551
00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:21,600
Good job, boss. Yeah.
We did it.
552
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,778
Okay, everybody, come on.
553
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,476
Conference room,
five seconds! Here we go!
554
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,585
Hurry up! Let's do this!
555
00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:38,720
Yes. What is this about?
556
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,419
What is this meeting about?
All right.
STANLEY: Mmm-hmm.
557
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:43,123
Well...
558
00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:47,457
Okay. Here we are in
the conference room.
559
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,929
Once again.
560
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:53,564
And I just wanted to
call you all here together
561
00:27:54,773 --> 00:27:57,402
because I have
something important...
562
00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:58,967
Well, there's
two things, actually.
563
00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:02,242
Okay, first, I would like
a whereabouts on Pam,
564
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:06,575
and, secondly, Phyllis,
how are those mittens coming?
565
00:28:06,652 --> 00:28:09,850
Because I would actually
like to bring them home
and pack them,
566
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:11,515
and I am leaving
for the day at 4:00.
567
00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:12,683
They're almost done,
568
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:15,284
but my knuckles are
swelling a little,
and I can't...
569
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,352
Well, power through
the arthritis, Phyllis.
You can do it.
570
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:21,464
Is that it?
571
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:23,666
Um, hmm?
572
00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:25,402
STANLEY: Is that it?
573
00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:34,004
Um... Hmm.
574
00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:36,976
No.
575
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,479
No.
576
00:28:40,018 --> 00:28:43,284
There's a special guest
that I would like to invite
577
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,483
to say one last goodbye,
so here he comes.
578
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,685
He's coming right in.
579
00:28:47,826 --> 00:28:49,658
Hi, everybody!
580
00:28:50,195 --> 00:28:51,322
It's Ping!
581
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,420
582
00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:56,161
And I'm here to say goodbye
to all you wonderful people.
583
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:57,736
Thank you, everybody!
584
00:28:59,004 --> 00:29:01,030
You've been so wonderful.
585
00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:03,402
We were such a good...
Mmm-mmm.
586
00:29:03,542 --> 00:29:05,010
I "rove" you all.
587
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,306
I "rove" you very much.
588
00:29:06,545 --> 00:29:08,241
Hey, can I talk to
you for a second?
Sure.
589
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,871
See you later!
590
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:13,243
So I've been
meaning to tell you.
591
00:29:13,385 --> 00:29:14,444
I want to take
you out for lunch.
592
00:29:14,519 --> 00:29:15,953
For your last day.
593
00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:17,113
Oh.
594
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,191
What do you think?
Tomorrow? Lunch?
You and me?
595
00:29:19,324 --> 00:29:20,417
Okay.
596
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:24,159
You're not leaving tomorrow.
597
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,058
You're leaving today, right?
598
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,832
Maybe.
599
00:29:30,702 --> 00:29:32,637
Wow, so that's it, huh?
600
00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:35,364
Just 4:00 and you
are gone for good.
601
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,576
Why am I so sad?
602
00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,377
Am I doing
the wrong thing?
603
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:41,904
Absolutely not.
604
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:45,875
It's just that sometimes
goodbyes are a bitch.
605
00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:52,688
T-shirt idea.
"Goodbyes stink."
606
00:29:55,093 --> 00:29:57,619
Okay. All right. So...
607
00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:02,360
James Halpert...
608
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,838
You started
with this company
609
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,005
as a fine young man.
610
00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:15,540
You know what I
think we should do?
611
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:18,274
I think we should just save
the goodbyes for tomorrow.
612
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,648
At lunch.
613
00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:20,908
Oh.
614
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:23,318
Okay.
615
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:25,787
And then tomorrow
616
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:28,049
I can tell you
617
00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:32,291
what a great boss
you turned out to be.
618
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,428
Best boss I ever had.
619
00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:40,594
620
00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,368
MICHAEL: Oh, shoot.
621
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:43,735
That's my cab.
622
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,241
All right.
All right.
623
00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,706
Listen, Michael,
I really...
624
00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:49,145
I did text Pam, but...
625
00:30:49,214 --> 00:30:51,046
I know. It's okay.
626
00:30:51,116 --> 00:30:53,415
Just give her a hug,
all right?
627
00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,755
I will see you
tomorrow at lunch.
628
00:30:56,888 --> 00:30:58,880
I am looking forward
to lunch.
629
00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:01,692
And hearing about
what a great boss I am.
630
00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:04,494
You got it.
631
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:08,558
Okay.
632
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:11,865
Okay.
633
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:16,997
634
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:24,777
Phyllis.
635
00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:26,284
Oh, they're still not done.
636
00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:27,886
Oh, no, no, no.
637
00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:30,923
Let me see.
Oh, Phyllis.
638
00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:32,957
Nice try.
639
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,459
I love them.
640
00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,976
See ya tomorrow, boss.
641
00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:02,512
Later, guys.
642
00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:27,102
MICHAEL: Well,got almost everybody, so...
643
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,475
Holly's my family now.
644
00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:31,141
She's my family.
645
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,978
And the babiesthat I make with herwill be my children.
646
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:38,657
The people that youwork with are just,
647
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:42,290
when you get down to it,your very best friends.
648
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:46,188
They say on your deathbed
649
00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:50,258
you never wishyou spent more timeat the office,
650
00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:51,563
but I will.
651
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,800
Got to be a lot betterthan a deathbed.
652
00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:58,974
I actually don'tunderstand deathbeds.
653
00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:01,205
I mean, who would buy that?
654
00:33:03,849 --> 00:33:06,842
Well, I guess this is it.
655
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:11,350
Hey, will you guys
let me know
if this ever airs?
656
00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:12,789
Thank you.
657
00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:15,216
All right. Oh.
658
00:33:16,795 --> 00:33:19,822
This is gonna feel so good
659
00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:22,390
getting this thing
off my chest.
660
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:25,764
That's what she said.
661
00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:47,719
662
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,709
PAM: No, he wasn't sad.
663
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:09,008
He was full of hope.
664
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:11,677
About Colorado.
665
00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:15,312
And he was hoping
to get an upgrade
as an awards member.
666
00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:21,326
And he said he was
just real excited
to get home and see Holly.
667
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,608
Well, if he's not
gonna make it,
668
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:45,617
at least we should go
ahead and eat the cake.
669
00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:47,581
Yeah.
670
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,622
I, for one,
love the corners.
671
00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,632
Why did I just do that?
672
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,828
This is not even that good.
673
00:35:03,902 --> 00:35:06,064
I don't even want it.
674
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:09,871
I had cake for lunch.
675
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,309
No, you know what?
I've been good.
I deserve this.
676
00:35:17,315 --> 00:35:18,374
Um...
677
00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,582
What am I doing?
Come on, Deangelo.
678
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,915
Hey...
679
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:28,885
No!
680
00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:31,690
Uh-oh.
681
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:33,625
DEANGELO: No!
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