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Hey, how you doing?
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Been thinking about
my grandmother a lot.
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Yeah.
She was about to turn 97.
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At least she lived
a very long, and I'm sure,
a very happy life.
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Mmm.
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Got you this card.
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When you're ready,
we all signed it.
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We just wanted you to know
we're thinking about you.
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Thank you.
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"Congratulations, Darryl.
Let's get wasted."
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"Have fun today, big guy."
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"Oh, yeah. Party time.
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"Whoop-whoop."
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It's possible that
some people thought
it was your birthday.
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"Hooray. Live it up, big D."
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"Days like this don't
come often enough.
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"Time to celebrate.
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"You deserve this"?
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Birthday punches!
One, two, three,
four, five, six...
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I'm so sorry.
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...13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,
20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25...
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So, I got an early
res at Blu Wasabi,
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and I'm taking Rachel.
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She's picking
me up after work.
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Rachel from the party?
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Oh, yeah.
Nice.
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Do the damn thing.
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Blu Wasabi is so good,
but get the cheeseburger.
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They say they won't do it,
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but they will if
you make a scene.
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Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.
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I'll miss you.
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Miss you.
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Okay. I'll be in my
office if you need me.
Bye-bye.
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HOLLY: Bye.
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MICHAEL: Okay, bye.
Bye.
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All right, bye. Bye.
Bye. Okay.
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HOLLY: One more big one.
Don't go. I don't
want you to go.
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Let go.
Don't go.
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Holly and I are dating.
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It's been a week,
and I still can't
believe it.
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It goes to showthat everything
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you want in life,you get.
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And you can't work for it.
It just comes to you.
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And what do we have here?
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From my secret admirer.
That's you.
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Caught.
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I dominate Valentine's Day.
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I practically make
romance into a science.
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"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
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"Look in the vase
to find your first clue."
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Oh, my gosh.
It's a romantic
scavenger hunt.
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Close. It's a romantic
treasure hunt.
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A scavenger hunt is where you
find items from a master list.
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This is where you follow
clues that lead to a prize.
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Common misuse. Good luck.
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But there's no clue.
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Well, get to work.
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I can't 'cause
there's no clue.
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The puzzle is the clue.
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Are these numbers correct?
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The numbers are
correct, Michael.
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Okay.
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Are you... Are
you sick, Oscar?
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Do you need to go home?
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'Cause you're grossing me out.
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I just need a signature.
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JIM: There you go. Thanks.
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Thank you.
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How much did you give him?
Big tip.
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Wait. I don't have my scarf.
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What?
I'm missing my scarf. Oh...
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We decided to have
a Valentine's Day lunch,
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and then that way we can spend
the entire night with Cece,
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and avoid the Valentine's
Day dinner thing.
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It's a whole thing.
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Yeah, lunch was wonderful!
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Um, there was
an amazing buffet,
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and there was
a chocolate
fondue station.
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And what else was there?
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Uh, bottomless champagne.
Yes.
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Never found that
bottom, did we?
No.
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Pssst! Pssst!
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What's up?
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Are you good
at jigsaw puzzles?
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Are you kidding me?
It's all I did every summer
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when my brothers
were out sailing.
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Okay.
But if this is a romantic
thing with Gabe,
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I should probably...
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Oh! No, no, no, no.
It's not weird at all.
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You have your new
girlfriend, I have Gabe.
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This is just as friends.
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Well, okay then.
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Yes!
At least until
Stanley calms down.
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Oh, is he...
Don't look.
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I accidentally did his sudoku.
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Andy.
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All right, I will
fax over it to you.
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I will fax it over to you.
Okay. Thank you.
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Okay, my name is
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Jim Halpert,
and I will fax it in to you.
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Under you.
I'll fax it under you.
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Oh, excuse me.
I just pissed my pants.
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Not really. I didn't really.
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Wait.
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You're just filling
that out right now?
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That wasn't meant for me.
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I will not be your valentine.
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Oh, nuts.
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I don't know if anyone
else feels this way,
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and don't get me wrong,
I love Michael and Holly.
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And maybe I'm being
overly sensitive, but
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the PDA...
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Yes! The freaking PDA!
Uh-huh.
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Thank you!
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I mean, I'm thrilled for them.
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No one is more thrilled
for them than I am...
Yes. Yes, absolutely.
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...but it's totally
inappropriate.
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Yeah, it's a little much.
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Obviously, so happy
for them both.
CREED: So happy. Yeah.
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I don't know, guys.
I, for one,
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enjoy watching
them, because...
No, stop. Just don't...
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Can I finish? Can I finish?
Is that okay?
OSCAR: No, no, no.
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I was saying,
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I enjoy watching them
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because it makes me horny.
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God! Kevin!
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So, tell me about
your new girlfriend.
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She's neat.
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Uh, I met her
at Darryl's
cousin's party.
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We were the only two
white people there.
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Oh, cute.
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Hey, look at that. Done.
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ERIN: That's Gabe's boom box.
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Come on, we have
to go find it.
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I wish you well on your quest.
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No, come on.
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I mean...
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Come on!
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Okay.
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I hear them kissing
all the time.
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It's this horrible
plipping sound.
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You know, it's like
Chinese water torture.
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Just...
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Like it's coming
from my own head.
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MICHAEL: Okay, sit. Okay.
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Just close your eyes.
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HOLLY: Can you get lower?
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Oh, yeah.
A little lower.
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I cannot keep myself
from Michael.
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Everything he does is sexy.
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He has this undeniableanimal magnetism.He's a jungle cat.
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The man exudes sex.
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He can put both his
legs behind his head.
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Thank you all for meeting
on such short notice.
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Yes?
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Yes. Michael Scott,
Dunder Mifflin.
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What is the purpose
of this meeting?
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Seeing as it's
Valentine's Day,
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I felt it would
be apropos to have
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a little refresher course
on romance in the workplace.
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Perfect. Yes. It is quite
apro-propriate. Carry on.
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First things first,
an office romance
is permissible.
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Not something you'd expect
to hear from corporate.
Well, guess what?
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Sabre is 100% tolerant
of office romances.
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Speaking of, Gabe,
I don't see Erin
at this meeting.
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Uh, I also don't see Andy.
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ALL: Ooh.
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Boom! Face!
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I get it. Andy's
slamming my girlfriend.
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Very funny.
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What I do not approve of,
however, is public
displays of affection,
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or PDAs.
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PDAs are totally
superfluous to a happy,
healthy office romance.
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A perfect example,
look at Jim and Pam.
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Yeah. What? Us?
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They don't touch.
They don't kiss.
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You would hardly even
know that they were
husband and wife.
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Did it.
Yeah!
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Love it.
Keep it going.
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Okay. So, PDAs.
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That's gonna include
behaviors such as
hugging, kissing...
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Uh...
Booby honking.
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Yeah, booby honking. Sure.
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Butt honking.
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Butt honking.
Yup, all the honkings.
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The one where you
start in a crouched
position, then you leap...
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Sure. Basically, there's
no precise definition,
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but you know
it when you see it.
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Are you guys
listening to this?
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What? Are you talking
about me and Holly?
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PAM: Yeah!
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Maybe you find
your own chair.
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So, we kiss occasionally.
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Not occasionally.
All the time.
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Yeah, and it's not
just the kissing.
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It's the flirtatious
whispering.
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The flirtatious tickling.
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Whispering and tickling
have their place in business.
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That thing where you
softly exhale on her neck.
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I...
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Okay, yeah, that's pretty hot.
I will give you that.
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Look, you are
all hypocrites.
You all do it.
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Michael? Confession.
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I have done PDA in the office.
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Thank you.
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I've had intercourse
in the office.
All right.
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As has Angela.
Dwight!
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As has Ryan.
As has Kelly.
As has Meredith.
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As has Phyllis. As has Darryl.
As has Creed. As has Michael.
As has Holly.
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As has Kevin.
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With who?
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She goes to another school.
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Okay, fine. No more PDA.
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Good.
You win.
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But here's what
we are gonna do.
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We are going to designate
one of our closets
as a hook-up zone.
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No.
Anything goes!
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Just leave it how you said...
DWIGHT: Michael,
that's absurd.
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What if two couples want
to go at the same time?
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ANGELA: Ugh, Dwight!
Okay, then we have two...
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No, no, we're gonna
have three closets,
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one for each base,
no homers. Yes?
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And what is the hook-up zone
policy on masturbation?
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Pro.
Yes.
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What? Problem solved.
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No, no, it's great.
I love working
at Dunder Mifflin,
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a division of
Taliban enterprises.
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That's weird.
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I mean, that's weird
to have sex in the office.
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That's where you work, right?
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Mmm-hmm.
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You know, you're in a meeting,
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and nobody knows that
you've had sex there,
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except for you and him.
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Ew.
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Don't mind us.
You keep working.
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Okay, I'll keep working.
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Oh, my God. It's a song.
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Whoa.
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What do you think is on it?
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We should actually probably
talk about it outside,
257
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,894
or we might make Darryl mad.
258
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,734
Not if we're talking
like this. I think it's okay.
259
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,637
He doesn't seem to hear us.
260
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,968
I think he's just being nice.
261
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,843
That makes sense 'cause
I feel like I'd be able
to hear us at this level.
262
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,040
Darryl?
263
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,016
Darryl is a jerk.
264
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,142
No, he's not.
265
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,811
No, I'm just testing
if he can hear.
266
00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,081
I can hear you.
Okay.
267
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,123
Then no more talking.
Let's just play the song.
268
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,320
GABE ON STEREO:
The temp at night
269
00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:28,657
The temp at night
270
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,924
The temp at night
271
00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,898
The temp at night
272
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,795
Temp at night?
273
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,128
What do you...
274
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,172
You got it.
275
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,468
Pick it up. Take it out.
276
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:41,730
Pick?
277
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,102
Pick it up.
Okay.
278
00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:46,145
Take it out.
Pick it up.
Pick it up.
279
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,612
Pick it up. Take it out.
280
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,808
Right. Okay.
281
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,628
Sorry to interrupt.
Forgot to collect my things.
282
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:06,063
Ah, the old leave behind.
Oldest trick in the book.
283
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,566
Good thing it's working.
284
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,967
No. Michael, I don't want
to make people uncomfortable.
285
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,934
Since when is comfort
the most important thing?
286
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,635
I mean, I don't sit
on your lap because
it's comfortable.
287
00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,303
I sit on your lap
because I like the way
your thighs feel on my butt.
288
00:11:18,545 --> 00:11:21,174
Yeah, but if they're
uncomfortable, it makes
me uncomfortable.
289
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:25,307
Oh, okay. Well,
if it makes you
uncomfortable,
290
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,944
then we'll stop.
Okay.
291
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,818
Holly and I are like
Romeo and Juliet,
292
00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,222
and this office is like the
dragon that kept them apart.
293
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:36,120
Hey, you know the only
reason why people
here are complaining?
294
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:40,866
They are jealous of two people
in love on Valentine's Day.
295
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,432
Two people in love?
296
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:46,395
I love you.
297
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:49,598
Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean
you love me?
298
00:11:49,676 --> 00:11:51,372
We've only been
dating for a week.
299
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,546
Do you mean you love
me like, "Hey, there's
Holly. I love that girl,"
300
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:58,779
or do you mean you
love me like you
"love me" love me?
301
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,012
I "love you" love you.
302
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:02,511
303
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,581
You "love me" love me.
304
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,059
I "love you" love you.
305
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:27,038
I am really disappointed
in the office's policy
on PDA at this moment.
306
00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,444
I love you.
307
00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,715
I love you.
308
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:42,855
Yeah, whatever. No big deal.
309
00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,558
Just the hottest girl
in the world loves me.
310
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,502
Okay, Ryan's the temp.
What does he do at night?
311
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,132
I guess we just have
to wait until night and see.
312
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:56,932
Oh.
313
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,137
Or maybe not.
314
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,072
315
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,039
Oh.
316
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,380
Cool.
317
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,950
ANDY: How romantic is this?
318
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,888
ERIN: Super romantic.
Right?
319
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,723
Do you see a clue or...
320
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,954
Did you not see it?
321
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,292
Oh, my gosh.
Hanks.
322
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,289
323
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,925
Oh, hey.
Hey. No time to chat!
324
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,970
Sorry.
Well, we were just
looking for Ryan.
325
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,233
So, he's not here.
Hey, you're looking for me?
326
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,242
Oh, yeah, we were.
We were just looking
to say hi. So, hey.
327
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:32,002
No, you weren't.
328
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,068
No, we weren't.
329
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,580
You wanted to have
sex in my office.
330
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,309
No.
Definitely not.
That's disgusting.
331
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,850
It's cool.
332
00:13:37,917 --> 00:13:41,319
Just, um, try to put
everything back
where you found it.
333
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,720
Text me when you're
finished. I'll be out here.
334
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,049
Hey, you don't have to...
335
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,460
That was so embarrassing.
I'm gonna die.
336
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,156
That was really rough.
337
00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:55,391
PAM: Let me makesomething clear.
338
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,196
Jim and I have never
and will never have
sex in the office.
339
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,504
JIM: No, because the officeisn't what I'd considera romantic place.
340
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,640
PAM: Besides, we havesomething those otherpeople don't have,
341
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,580
which is a home and a bed.
342
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:11,817
And a shower.
343
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,720
Hello, Holly.
Hello.
344
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:15,914
Here, shake. No!
345
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:18,253
No, don't touch.
No, we can't.
346
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,259
No touching.
No touching.
347
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:23,387
Ah, I'm trying
not to touch you.
348
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:24,553
BOTH: Oh.
349
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,462
Almost got you.
No, so close.
350
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:27,795
BOTH: Oh!
351
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,530
No, we can't do that.
We can't do this.
352
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,866
You're not touching me.
353
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:35,966
I don't know what your
body feels like, 'cause
I can't touch it.
354
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,738
Okay, this is much
worse than before.
355
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,870
Yeah, I agree. This is nasty.
356
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,812
Grab you here.
And here.
357
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,941
MICHAEL: And I will
grab you here anyway.
358
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,040
359
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,177
You have to cut it out.
360
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,445
Never.
Okay.
361
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,386
You said you would.
I did say I would,
362
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:51,447
but I was wrong.
I can't stop.
363
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,052
You don't know what
it is like to love a woman
364
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:59,896
and have her love you back.
It is a feeling that cannot,
and will not,
365
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:03,095
and frankly cannot
be contained.
366
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,695
No one is a bigger fan
of sexual touching than me.
367
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:10,038
But with you two,
it's reaching the level
of a complex.
368
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,234
I can think of
three explanations.
369
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:15,711
One, you're taking MDMA,
street name, Ecstasy.
370
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,341
I've done it,
and I know the feeling.
371
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,412
No, I don't think so.
372
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:23,445
Number two, you're
desperately trying to fit
in a whole relationship
373
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:27,994
before Toby comes back
from jury duty and Holly
has to go back to Nashua.
374
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:31,360
Or three, you're at an age
375
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,663
where your sexual climaxes
aren't as powerful,
376
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:39,638
so you need to overcompensate
with foreplay, taboo behavior.
377
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,335
Yes, it was that.
It's that one.
378
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,469
Yes. Number three.
379
00:15:48,848 --> 00:15:50,976
Give me all your money
and take off your clothes.
380
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:52,484
We're not supposed to PDA.
381
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,851
Come on. Nobody's looking.
382
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,559
What's wrong?
383
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,618
384
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,096
I hadn't thought about you
having to go back to Nashua.
385
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,166
Maybe we didn't want
to think about it.
386
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,171
We can make it work.
We'll date long-distance.
387
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,176
That's what we said
last time, remember?
388
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,646
We broke up on the drive.
389
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:23,977
How's this gonna
be any different?
390
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,245
We weren't in love last time.
391
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,752
I was in love with you.
392
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:31,957
I'm not saying
it won't be hard,
but we can make it work.
393
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,391
That's what she said.
394
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:35,917
395
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,187
396
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,959
One Erin special, please.
397
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:43,999
Here's your bottle
of sparkling cider.
398
00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:45,728
That's my favorite.
399
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,068
I'm now supposed to tell you
400
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:52,203
to enjoy a mid-hunt
break, and look for
a heart or some
401
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,507
in the break room
when you're through.
402
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,171
403
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:57,580
Hey, buck up, buddy.
404
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,420
Make that face he likes.
405
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,517
Hey. Hey, come on.
You're hurting him.
406
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:10,991
It's like a time bomb
is ticking down.
407
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:14,158
When it goes off,
no more kissing,
no more hugging.
408
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,292
Just hush.
409
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,166
Sexual time bomb.
410
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,898
Just rock.
411
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,143
"Boner Bomb" starring
Jason Statham,
412
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,679
or we go against type
with an Eisenberg
or a Michael Cera.
413
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,942
Movie idea?
No.
414
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:32,144
Saving the world has
never been this hard.
415
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,244
Okay.
416
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,221
Have you talked to her
about our feelings? Women
really go for that crap.
417
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,622
No, I can't talk to her.
418
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:42,423
I can't even look
at her without thinking
about it ending.
419
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,830
Kevin, do more stupid faces.
420
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,057
Which one?
421
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,160
I have a lot of stupid faces.
I don't know.
422
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,864
Do a monkey face.
Do a monkey face.
423
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,804
I love that.
I love that face.
Good. He loves it.
424
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,977
425
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:00,505
Good. Jump. Jump up and down.
426
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,310
No, monkey!
Go back to the monkey.
427
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:03,542
Don't do the squirrel.
428
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,110
Throw your poop.
Hurl your feces.
429
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:07,815
MICHAEL: That's good.
Good.
430
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,116
That's good. He's throwing it.
431
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,419
They really do that.
I know.
432
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,149
ERIN: B-9.
ANDY: B-9.
433
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,625
Like benign tumor.
434
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,696
Maybe it's just
more like "Be mine."
435
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,164
Oh, yes. There's a note.
436
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,201
"A little cookie
for you, my miss.
437
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:25,534
"But the real treasure
is your Valentine's kiss."
438
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,298
BOTH: Mmm.
439
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,030
So...
440
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:31,704
We're supposed to...
441
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,003
Hmm...
442
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,962
Holly, hey.
Hi.
443
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:53,227
Holly, I love you
so, so, so much.
444
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,097
And I think that
we need to break up.
445
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:56,729
What? What are
you talking about?
446
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:57,929
Actually, it's
Valentine's Day.
447
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,473
Shouldn't be doing this today.
I'll talk to you tomorrow.
448
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:02,269
No, we're gonna talk now.
449
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,468
You're not breaking
up with me.
450
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:09,038
You're gonna go back
to Nashua eventually,
and I can't handle it.
451
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,874
So let's just... Let's...
452
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,351
What if I said
it wasn't up to them?
453
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,888
Who?
The company.
454
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,355
Nobody knows our future,
455
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,654
but it's not gonna be
decided by the company.
456
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,361
It's not gonna be decided
by anybody but us.
457
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,054
And what we are
is up to you and me.
458
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:30,095
Okay. Okay.
459
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,899
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have an announcement
to make.
460
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,539
As of today, officially,
461
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,580
Holly and I are
moving in together.
462
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,308
Yay!
463
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,576
Thank you. Thank you.
464
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:47,049
Oscar, this must
be tough for you,
watching this go down.
465
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:49,850
You could not stand
in the way of true love,
my friend.
466
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,890
Are you kidding?
I wasn't trying
to break you guys up.
467
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,892
Better luck next time, pal.
468
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:58,761
Well, the point is, there
will no longer be any need
for PDA here at the office
469
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,300
between us, because
when we get home,
470
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,099
we are going to make love
to and with one another,
471
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,674
and that, to me, is the best
Valentine's Day present
472
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:13,337
that a person could receive.
So, I bid you all adieu.
473
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,574
You do?
I do.
474
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,014
Go on. Kiss each
other already.
475
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,948
Suck it, Oscar.
This must kill you.
476
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,456
I just told them to do it.
477
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,467
What?
No.
478
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,462
No.
479
00:20:40,539 --> 00:20:42,872
We took a walk.
We took a walk.
480
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,944
My perfect Valentine's Day?
481
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,314
I'm at home, three cell
phones in front of me,
482
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,353
fielding desperate calls
from people who want to buy
483
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:58,585
one of the 50 restaurant
reservations I made over
six months ago.
484
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:01,991
Anybody can be Prince
Charming one day a year
485
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,394
with the dinner
and the flowers
and all that.
486
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,193
But you know what
impresses me?
487
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,394
When a guy can do
that no days a year.
488
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:13,031
Flowers, diamonds,
three-course meal,
489
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,301
violinist comes to my
table to serenade me.
490
00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:18,173
Pizza, soda, the moon,
491
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,837
someone to share it with.
492
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,472
What are our plans
for tonight?
493
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:23,538
Um...
494
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,676
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