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DWIGHT: I have left Dunder Mifflin
after many record-breaking years,
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and I'm officially on the job market
and it's very exciting.
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For your convenience,
I've broken it down into three parts.
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Professional resume,
athletic and special skills resume
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and Dwight Schrute trivia.
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DWIGHT: I am ready to face any challenges
that might be foolish enough to face me.
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How would I describe myself?
Three words.
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Hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer.
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Merciless, insatiable.
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There's nothing on my horizon
except everything.
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Everything is on my horizon.
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I got this job to make some money
while I continue my employment search.
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And it's fine for the time being.
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Break's over.
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Big Turkey?
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)
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He rocks in the treetop all a day long
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Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singin' the song
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All the little birds on...
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Is that you singing?
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All four parts. Recorded it on my computer.
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JIM: Wow.
Took me forever.
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Nice job.
Thank you muchly.
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Oh rockin' robin
well you really gonna rock tonight
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Every little swallow...
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You gonna answer it?
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Every little bird in the tall oak tree
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I called it myself.
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Just thought you'd get a kick out
of the new ring.
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Yikes.
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Side note, just like to say I'm thrilled
to be working directly beneath you.
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Cool.
I feel I have a lot to learn from you,
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even though you're younger
and have less experience.
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So here's to the future, Andy and the Tuna.
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(SINGING) Andy and the Tuna
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Oh, what a duo, magical
Andy and the Tuna
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I miss Dwight.
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Congratulations, universe, you win.
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Top won't go up!
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Look who's here!
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Hello hello! Welcome back!
Hi Michael.
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Good to see you.
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As you know, Oscar is a gay man
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who is also my friend.
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And he's been on a little bit
of a sabbatical, recently,
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seeing the world, finding himself.
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Having lots of fun, no doubt.
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What does that mean?
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Check out the new car!
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German engineering. Nice!
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How many pays does that set you back?
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It's a company lease.
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From the settlement.
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After you kissed me.
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Well, that's how this company
takes care of our employees!
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When we settle, we settle high!
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I have an idea.
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Rainbow stickers.
All over the back windshield.
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Shout it from the mountain tops,
my friend!
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Part of me wants the people of this
office to have learned their lesson
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and just shut the hell up.
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And part of me thinks
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"you know what, keep talking.
I'd really love a home theater."
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Yes, Dwight Schrute has left the company.
More personnel turnover.
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Cost of doing business.
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Yeah, well,
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it is a big loss.
Dwight was the top salesman.
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"Was" the top salesman.
I said was.
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Right, addition by subtraction.
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What does that even mean?
That is impossible.
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Yeah, you're right.
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But there is some good news.
Oscar is back, addition by addition.
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So we are going to have a big party today
to welcome him back,
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and hopefully, that'll
lift everyone's spirits.
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Hey.
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Oscar. Good to have you back.
Pam. Good to be back.
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Hey! Hey, Oscar.
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Welcome back, Oscar!
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Thank you. Good to be back.
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Hi, everyone.
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Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation?
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That's very funny.
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Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds
after you left.
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Hi, Angela.
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Oscar.
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Hey, boss.
MICHAEL: Hey, what's up?
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Nothing.
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Man. TGI Wednesday.
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Am I right?
Yep.
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Gonna go home, get my beer on,
get my Lost on.
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What're you doing later?
You wanna hang out?
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Oh, I don't know, maybe.
Well, I'll take that as a maybe.
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Where're you going?
Bathroom.
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Oh, I'm going to the kitchen,
I'll walk with you.
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Things are going pretty good.
Getting a lot of face time with the boss.
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Oscar, I have a question.
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Would you like to join
the Party Planning Committee?
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The committee with all the women?
Yeah.
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Because I'm gay?
No, no.
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Certain events have transpired
and I've thought about certain things,
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and I'm sorry for the way
those certain events transpired.
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And I would just like to make
some changes about certain things.
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And certain situations
and certain accounts.
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Okay, okay. All right, all
right, I'll join. I'd love to.
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That's... Thank you.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Can I join, too?
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Never.
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You sell those two printers this morning?
Nice work.
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Child's play.
Give me something hard to sell.
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Hey where's Dwight?
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You didn't hear?
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Decapitated. Whole big thing.
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We had a funeral for a bird.
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I'm pretty sure none of that's real.
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You're not real man!
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Wow, what is wrong with this thing?
It looks terrible.
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Do you want me to ask
the night cleaning crew
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if they stopped watering it?
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Yeah. Oh, you know what?
Ask them about the toys on my desk, too.
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They always used to arrange the toys
on my desk in a very pleasing way.
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It used to brighten my morning.
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Oh, that wasn't the night crew.
That was Dwight.
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Really? That was very nice of him.
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We need more attitude like that
around this office.
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Feel you, dawg.
Yeah, do you?
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Absolutely.
What did I say?
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You said...
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(MUMBLING)
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Which is like... Right on.
Pam was like, "Blah, blah, blah,"
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and you're like, "Yeah."
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Nailed it.
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Wow, wow, wow.
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Love that Andy, right? Solid fellow.
Seems smart enough.
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Likes me a lot.
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A lot? Too much.
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Like a crazy person a little.
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Not super crazy, just...
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There's something about him
that creeps me out.
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I can't really explain it.
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He's always up in my biznezz,
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which is Ebonics for being in my face
and annoying the bejesus out of me.
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I don't understand how someone
can have so little self-awareness.
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I really have no preference.
We don't even have to have a party.
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No, hey. Hey, don't be ridiculous.
Of course we're going to have a party.
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The celebration of Oscar. Oscar night.
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And I wanted to be Oscar specific.
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Michael...
No. No, I mean, not because you're gay.
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Your gayness does not define you.
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Your Mexicanness is what defines you
to me.
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And I think we should celebrate
Oscar's Mexicanity.
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So, Phyllis,
I want you to go find firecrackers
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and a Chihuahua.
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Pam, in the frozen food section,
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Swanson makes a delightful chimichanga.
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Why don't you have me riding in
on a donkey into the office, Michael?
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Would that be good?
A burro.
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Of course, if Oscar wants a donkey,
let's get him one.
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Need any help?
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Oh, no, thank you. I'm just looking.
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Great.
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I will literally be standing right here
if you need anything at all.
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Okay.
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Think I could go for some tuna fish
right about now.
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Got my rod here.
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(MIMICKING FISHING ROD)
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Click, click, click, click.
Click, click, click, click.
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Click, click, click, click.
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey, so Andy is in rare form today.
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Yeah, you should not encourage him.
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Encourage him? I'm the victim, okay?
He's fishing for me.
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We gotta do something.
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Look, I've got like 15 new clients
that I've inherited from Dwight
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and each file is password protected
with a different mythical creature, so...
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I'm sorry. I can't.
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Fine.
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Party pooper.
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(GRUNTING)
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MICHAEL: Who's that sportscaster
that bit that lady?
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Mar-something?
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Andy is like Mar-something.
Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.
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185-pounder. Check it out.
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Hey, Ryan.
What?
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Do you want to pull a prank on Andy?
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Not right now, but ask me again
ten years ago.
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I liked you better as the temp.
Me too.
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Hey, guys.
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How's the workload?
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All of Dwight's old accounts.
Handling it okay?
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Sort of. He had a lot of clients.
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Yes, he did.
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Have any of you talked to Dwight?
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Oh, sure, we talk all the time.
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Really?
No.
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Don't do that. It's not nice.
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What about you, Phyllis?
You and Dwight were close.
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No, sorry.
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Dwight had a big personality
and I have a big personality.
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And a lot of times when two people like
that get together, it can be explosive.
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Really coming down out there.
The commute's gonna be hell.
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I have snow tires and chains,
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plus exceptional hand-eye coordination.
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So, where were you working before this?
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Dunder Mifflin.
What kind of company is that?
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Paper company.
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We're only one of Staples'
top competitors in the area.
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I never heard of them.
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Oh, really? Have you heard of paper?
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It's gonna be like that, huh?
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I don't like him, his giant head,
or his beady, little eyes.
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That's all I got to say on the matter.
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(SINGING) In your head
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in your head
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Zombie, Zombie
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Zombie
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In your head
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Would you like to pull a prank on Andy?
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I'm kind of in the middle... Yes, please.
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Okay, good. Stay right here.
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Zombie
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In your head
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Sorry about that.
Oh, smooth move, Tuna.
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Nice one.
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Are there any messages?
No.
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So weird.
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Nice to have Oscar back.
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Yeah.
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So how much do you love Lance Bass now?
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I don't know who that is.
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You don't know who Lance Bass is?
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He's only one of the five
best singers ever.
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And gay?
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I've never heard of him.
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Oscar, you really need
to learn more about your culture.
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I'm not fine.
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And no, I don't want to talk about it.
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All right.
Okay, fine.
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What do you think of Andy?
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Because on paper, Andy and I should
be best buds.
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We even have the same top10
all-time favorite movie list.
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Down to the number.
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Andy's a yes-man.
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No.
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Sometimes I say I don't like something,
he says he doesn't like it either.
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Right.
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He'll always agree with whatever
you're saying.
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He did the same thing
with Josh in Stamford.
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If he did that with Josh,
he could be doing that with me.
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When I was five years old,
I had those Spiderman pijamas.
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And one night, my mum was tucking me in.
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And she tried to give me a raspberry
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on my tummy.
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You know...
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And I tried to crawl away,
and what happened was,
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her eyes were closed and she grabbed me
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and she...
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kissed me on my butt.
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And t was just the worst.
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So I know what it's like
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to have your butt kissed.
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Litterally.
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An.. And it's terrible.
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And it better not be what Andy is doing.
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(MUSIC PLAYING ON CELL PHONE)
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He rocks in the treetop all a day long
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Hoppin' and a-boppin'
and a-singin' the song
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Large Tuna,
have you seen my cell phone device?
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No.
'Cause someone is calling right now.
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There is a call.
273
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...well you really gonna rock tonight
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Every little swallow...
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Angela.
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Is everything okay?
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No.
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I miss him.
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Dwight?
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No, John Denver.
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Okay.
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It was a good talk.
Wait! Im sorry.
283
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He's gone because of me.
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I told him I would be upset
if people knew about us,
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so he didn't have an alibi for Michael!
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I denied him!
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I still think there is a way
you can explain it to Michael.
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Somehow...
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I am not like you!
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Walking around
in your provocative outfits,
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saying whatever thought
pops in your head!
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Yeah, that's me.
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Thank you this was helpful.
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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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He rocks in the treetop...
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What's going on?
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What're you talking about?
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Where is my freaking phone?
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Love to hear the robin goin'...
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00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,484
You know what? Maybe it's in the ceiling.
301
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You know what?
Maybe you're in the ceiling.
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Okay.
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00:18:31,383 --> 00:18:33,078
ANDY: I don't trust you, Phyllis.
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Every little swallow, every chickadee
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Nevermind, you're busy.
I'll come back tomorrow.
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00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:44,575
No, what is it?
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I just...
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I wanted to let you know that
Dwight was late that morning
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because he had to drive to New York
to drop off the quarterly tax forms
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that I forgot to send.
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00:19:00,216 --> 00:19:02,887
Though to be fair, Kevin
never reminded me.
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Why would Dwight do that for you?
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I think I know why.
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Because Dwight...
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would do that for anyone here.
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Because Dwight loves this company.
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That's why.
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Do you think that anyone else out there
would've driven to corporate for you?
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None of them. Especially not Andy.
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Oh rockin' robin
well you really gonna rock tonight
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00:19:48,005 --> 00:19:51,686
Pam, I have a mission to accomplish.
Make sure this party gets rolling
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and I will be back shortly.
323
00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:55,882
Where are you going?
Want me to come with?
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00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:59,649
Listen, I forgot to tell you the plan
for this Saturday.
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00:19:59,717 --> 00:20:02,948
You, me, bar, beers, buzzed.
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00:20:03,253 --> 00:20:06,593
Wings, shots, drunk. Waitresses, hot.
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00:20:06,824 --> 00:20:09,520
Football, Cornell, Hofstra. Slaughter.
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00:20:10,427 --> 00:20:12,759
Then, quick nap at my place
and we hit the tizzown.
329
00:20:12,830 --> 00:20:15,298
No. I don't wanna do any of that.
330
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:19,300
Duh.
Which is why I was joking about doing it.
331
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:23,460
No, just stop. Stop. Just stop doing it.
You're going to drive me crazy.
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00:20:25,776 --> 00:20:28,155
Fine, I'll just go sit
at my desk and be quiet.
333
00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:30,288
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.
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00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:34,284
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
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00:20:35,719 --> 00:20:37,050
Excuse me.
336
00:20:37,121 --> 00:20:38,782
He rocks in the treetop all a day long
337
00:20:38,856 --> 00:20:44,351
And I'm also sorry that a lot of people
here for some reason think it's funny
338
00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:47,761
to steal someone's personal property
and hide it from them.
339
00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:50,698
Here's a little news flash.
340
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:52,245
It's not funny!
341
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:56,066
In fact, it's pretty freaking un-funny!
342
00:20:57,207 --> 00:20:59,641
Every little swallow, every chickadee
343
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,162
God!
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(GRUNTS)
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The wise old owl and the big black crow
346
00:21:04,782 --> 00:21:06,010
Flapping them wings...
347
00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:11,284
That was an overreaction.
348
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:14,903
Gonna hit the break room.
Does anybody want anything?
349
00:21:16,193 --> 00:21:17,490
Pam, you good?
350
00:21:17,861 --> 00:21:19,453
Yeah.
Sure? Okay.
351
00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:23,875
I made a mess.
352
00:21:25,563 --> 00:21:28,080
I forced Dwight to resign prematurely
353
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,083
and I replaced him with Andy.
354
00:21:30,469 --> 00:21:33,141
who loves this place so much
he punched a hole in it.
355
00:21:34,157 --> 00:21:36,164
It is a mess. Big mess.
356
00:21:36,868 --> 00:21:39,000
And it's weird,
because this is not like me.
357
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:42,858
I am usually the guy they call in
to clean up the mess.
358
00:21:45,399 --> 00:21:46,508
I guess today,
359
00:21:47,313 --> 00:21:50,180
I am going to have to call in myself.
360
00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:08,228
Dwight?
361
00:22:08,736 --> 00:22:09,720
Dwight!
362
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,462
I'm sorry.
363
00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:16,843
DWIGHT: Well, that question is meaningless.
364
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,581
Just go with the copy paper,
it's your funeral.
365
00:22:19,656 --> 00:22:21,647
See how that works out for you.
366
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:26,083
Hey.
367
00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:29,359
Hey.
What's up?
368
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,292
Same old.
369
00:22:41,844 --> 00:22:47,407
It takes a big man to admit his mistake,
and I am that big man.
370
00:22:48,751 --> 00:22:51,515
Angela from accounting
told me what you did.
371
00:22:51,854 --> 00:22:54,254
Oh, my God, she told you?
Yes, she did.
372
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,615
And, Dwight,
373
00:22:56,459 --> 00:23:01,556
if you were willing to do something
like that for some random co-worker,
374
00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:05,999
then clearly, I misjudged you
from the beginning.
375
00:23:08,438 --> 00:23:09,993
And I apologize.
376
00:23:13,576 --> 00:23:14,873
Accepted.
377
00:23:20,183 --> 00:23:21,673
How's this place treating you?
378
00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,681
My boss isn't funny.
379
00:23:25,188 --> 00:23:27,349
I don't get to wear my ties.
No.
380
00:23:28,024 --> 00:23:29,457
Sure.
So...
381
00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:31,430
So maybe you should come back.
382
00:23:33,062 --> 00:23:35,496
You should come back. Please.
383
00:23:38,201 --> 00:23:39,984
I don't wanna do your laundry anymore.
384
00:23:41,104 --> 00:23:42,571
We can talk about that.
385
00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:51,023
All right.
386
00:23:59,756 --> 00:24:01,451
(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
387
00:24:02,258 --> 00:24:05,421
Oh, my God. That's half-inch dry wall.
388
00:24:06,062 --> 00:24:07,766
I think we broke his brain.
389
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:11,906
JIM: "It's not freaking funny!"
390
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,719
You really enjoying your fiesta?
Actually, yeah.
391
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,125
I didn't think I would but
turns out it's great.
392
00:24:21,177 --> 00:24:25,375
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present Mr. Dwight Schrute.
393
00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,945
Welcome back.
Thank you.
394
00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:41,976
Okay, Dwight, you can let go of her hand.
You're gonna break it.
395
00:24:42,732 --> 00:24:44,131
Not bad, huh?
396
00:24:45,368 --> 00:24:46,892
You did this for me?
397
00:24:48,938 --> 00:24:50,094
Guilty.
398
00:24:58,883 --> 00:25:00,852
Where did you get this stuff?
399
00:25:00,985 --> 00:25:01,789
Gerdy's.
400
00:25:02,188 --> 00:25:03,156
Which isle?
401
00:25:03,704 --> 00:25:04,781
I don't remember.
402
00:25:04,979 --> 00:25:06,748
Well, draw me a map, mama.
403
00:25:10,352 --> 00:25:12,594
I will shake mine, and
then you will shake yours.
404
00:25:12,665 --> 00:25:13,672
No I will not.
405
00:25:24,010 --> 00:25:26,283
So this reminds you of your childhood
or anything?
406
00:25:29,214 --> 00:25:30,472
It reminds me a lot of
407
00:25:30,725 --> 00:25:33,315
The Three Amigos with
Steve Martin and Chevy Chase
408
00:25:33,996 --> 00:25:35,870
Wow, thank you.
409
00:25:36,644 --> 00:25:39,456
Wow, that's...
Thanks so much.
410
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,035
Hey.
411
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,654
Do you still have feelings for her?
412
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:04,987
Yes.
413
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:24,306
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the big finale.
414
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,945
Sir, would you do the honor?
415
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,146
Oh, man.
416
00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:34,283
No, no, no, no. I don't need it.
417
00:26:36,389 --> 00:26:38,298
(YELLING)
418
00:26:41,445 --> 00:26:45,853
MICHAEL: It takes a big man to admit
his mistake and that's what I did.
419
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:49,189
The important thing is,
I learned something.
420
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,577
I don't want somebody sucking up to me
421
00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:56,513
because they think
I'm going to help their career.
422
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:03,303
I want them sucking up to me
because they genuinely love me.
423
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:10,353
So Michael had a little chat with corporate
424
00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:13,365
and they decided to send me
to management training.
425
00:27:14,266 --> 00:27:19,260
Anger management, technically,
but still, management material.
426
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:22,163
This whole thing's supposed to take
10 weeks.
427
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,434
I expect to be done in five.
428
00:27:23,508 --> 00:27:27,842
How? Name repetition, personality
mirroring and positive reinforcement
429
00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,972
through nods and smiles.
430
00:27:30,548 --> 00:27:33,836
So don't worry about old Andy Bernard.
I'll be back.
431
00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:35,413
Just like Rambo.
432
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,579
Oh, hi, you must be Andy.
433
00:27:36,630 --> 00:27:40,046
Oh, hi. Yes, I am,
and you must be Marcy.
434
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:43,211
That's right, it's so good to meet you.
It's so good to meet you.
435
00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:45,596
Thanks. Well, you ready to have some fun?
Yeah.
436
00:27:48,170 --> 00:27:51,163
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