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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,720 [echoing vibrations] 2 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:13,640 [shutter clicking] 3 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,720 - So she's just standing there, and I walked up to her, 4 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,760 and I said, excuse me. 5 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,080 Sorry to stop you while you're walking, 6 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,200 but you are breathtaking, and I'd feel 7 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:32,720 the most tremendous sense of honor 8 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,960 if I could take you out for a bite to eat, 9 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,440 a movie, a drink, maybe all of the above. 10 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:40,600 - Big man, you didn't do that one 11 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,760 You're the man, Kelsey. 12 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,720 - She just stood there staring at me. 13 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,960 Then she started laughing. 14 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,280 [laughing] 15 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,160 - Laughing? 16 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,040 - Bloody laughing. 17 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,680 I couldn't believe it. 18 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:56,480 I said to her, 19 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:58,360 [laughing] 20 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,720 well that wasn't quite the response I was looking for, 21 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:02,720 but I'm glad I've entertained you. 22 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,960 - I'm sorry, but people just don't go around saying 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,680 things like that. 24 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:07,720 - Why? 25 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,480 - You sound like you're reading from a script. 26 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,320 - Really? 27 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,320 Maybe I am. 28 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,280 Maybe you are too, and my script says 29 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:24,160 I have to ask you out for dinner. 30 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,800 What does yours say? 31 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,200 - Well? 32 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,000 - Well what? 33 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:36,120 - Bro, don't tell me that stupidness worked, 34 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:38,440 or if it did, I'm gonna try it out with Millie. 35 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,720 [laughing] 36 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,760 - Ain't you even gonna ask me my name? 37 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,640 - I am so rude. 38 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:46,680 I'm Lazarus. 39 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:48,360 - Simone. 40 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,680 - Nice to meet you Simone. 41 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,120 - And, he cried with a loud voice, 42 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:58,080 "Lazarus, come forth," and he that was dead came forth 43 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:58,960 or something like that. 44 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,240 [laughing] 45 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:03,680 - Nice. 46 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,440 When she said that, I couldn't believe it. 47 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,800 So anyway, I left it a couple of days, 48 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,840 and then I arranged to meet up, but she's late, brov. 49 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:23,360 - Long. 50 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,680 - I'm not even talking about 10 minutes late. 51 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,840 I mean half an hour late. 52 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:33,160 - And you waited? 53 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,440 Super long. 54 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,920 - No, no, no, I was about to duck. 55 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:45,160 But, then she walked in, and she looked so good. 56 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,960 Come like the whole place just light up. 57 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,040 - I know what you mean 'cause one time I met this gal 58 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,360 called Rueni, and she looked-- 59 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,120 - Hold on, hold on, hold on. 60 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,080 So anyway, we're sitting there, and we're talk, 61 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,920 we're vibing, we're getting into the zone, 62 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,200 and I'm feeling her, brov. 63 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,880 She's getting me, and I'm getting her. 64 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:07,240 There's one point, yeah, where she put her nice, little, 65 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,800 you know when their fingernails have got 66 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,720 like the white fingernail tips. 67 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,000 Is it a manicure? 68 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:13,480 - No, a pedicure, fam. 69 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:14,800 - Pedicure, that's it. 70 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,880 She put her pedicured hands on the table, 71 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,800 and I just said to her, "I can't wait 72 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,640 "to see your hands wrapped around my--" 73 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,480 - Neck. 74 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,920 - I'm not gonna lie though, you know, fam, 75 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,360 she sounds cool. 76 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,360 - She is, man. 77 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,240 - So about Lou, is that done? 78 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:40,920 You know what I've jumped ahead a couple of chapters. 79 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,760 I'm still in chapter three with Lou, 80 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,760 and I've jumped to chapter five with Simone. 81 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,560 - Well the solution's simple, Laz. 82 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:51,600 Just don't link Simone again, isn't it? 83 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,920 - How do I walk away from her now that I know 84 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,640 she's out there. 85 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:56,240 - Where in Peckham? 86 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,800 - Why did I look you down, you know? 87 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:01,840 Nah man, I'm serious, brov. 88 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,560 She could be the one. 89 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,360 - Seriously? 90 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:12,880 You're gonna link her again, isn't it? 91 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,520 - I have to, brov. 92 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,000 I have to. 93 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:46,680 ♪ We'd walk 1,000 steps side by side by the riverside 94 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,840 ♪ Now the tears well, so they drown in the lies 95 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:54,920 ♪ Of the side by the river line 96 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:59,000 ♪ I dived in, I dived in, suicide 97 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,400 ♪ But, I dived in 98 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,280 ♪ I dived, head, toe 99 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,800 ♪ I dive in that's when I died 100 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,800 ♪ When I dived in 101 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,680 ♪ But these lessons ain't learned 102 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,880 ♪ So our love would be cursed 103 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:14,920 ♪ Still treading water 104 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:18,920 ♪ Still treading water 105 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,840 ♪ So I sound dyslexic and my name 106 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:25,080 ♪ But, you tore the piece of paper 107 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:28,040 ♪ Design it gives you flame 108 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,040 ♪ I'm as sad as human nature 109 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:35,280 ♪ I doubt you'd ever change the colors of one's shadow 110 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:41,560 ♪ Try to move these things that are causing me more hassle 111 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:47,040 ♪ You know 112 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,680 ♪ And you so 113 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:52,920 ♪ So reap your destiny 114 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,520 ♪ Cause you need therapy 115 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,000 - Guys, do you know that you can live with a woman for years 116 00:05:57,040 --> 00:05:58,720 and never know when they take a shit? 117 00:05:58,760 --> 00:05:59,720 Did you notice that? 118 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:00,960 You can. 119 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:01,960 You have to ask your woman to do you a shit. 120 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,080 You do. 121 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,240 You live with a woman for years, 122 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,960 and guys, if you haven't lived with a woman, 123 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,560 I tell you how you know what woman are hiding from us, 124 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,400 why we don't know that they shit. 125 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,360 The first thing a lady does when she goes 126 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:16,520 into a toilet, guys, and locks the door for number two 127 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,560 is reel off a whole leaf of toilet paper 128 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,600 and push it down the fucking toilet. 129 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,760 Acts like a silencer, catches the shit like a glove. 130 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,000 [laughing] 131 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:30,800 And, without further ado now, please put your hands together 132 00:06:30,840 --> 00:06:32,920 for the Naked Poet. 133 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,040 [clapping] 134 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,720 - End of love. 135 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,920 Who says that I can love only one? 136 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,040 Isn't the vastness of love's great ocean 137 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,040 drowned many a traveling seaman? 138 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,160 Isn't live and love continuing to move 139 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:24,080 beyond the sun, the moon, the stars, and the sky? 140 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:29,520 My love is greater than oceans, older than time itself. 141 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:34,240 It's a miracle when one's cup of love 142 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,040 that is as vast as the sand upon the seashore 143 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,080 can be filled by just one. 144 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,600 Beloved, love is greater than the stars in heaven. 145 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,120 Love is like the heaving of an ocean. 146 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,520 It's like the drawing in of a breath. 147 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,200 It's like the rhapsodic overture of an opera 148 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:02,440 or the harmonious melody of an orchestra. 149 00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:05,960 Love is what makes me like God. 150 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,400 [jazzy music] 151 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:17,600 Beloved, think not how I have loved many, 152 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:21,440 but wonder of wonders how I've loved just one. 153 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:26,960 Love is the meat of God heightened by his own hand. 154 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:30,080 It is the smile of the goddess. 155 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:33,440 Love is like the heaving of the ocean. 156 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,640 It's like the drawing in of a breath. 157 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,240 It's like the rhapsodic overture of an opera. 158 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:42,520 It's like the harmonious melody of an orchestra. 159 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,280 It's my God that gives me love, 160 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,520 and it's my love that makes me God. 161 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,160 [jazzy music] 162 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:55,760 I love you. 163 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,280 [jazzy music] 164 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,840 [clapping] 165 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:18,640 [cheering] 166 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,240 [synth music] 167 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,400 - Well, did you enjoy it? 168 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:36,000 - That play's not really my cup of tea, 169 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,800 but Rebecca looked beautiful, didn't she? 170 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,240 - Yeah, she did. 171 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,560 Can I ask you something? 172 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,480 - Of course you can. 173 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,760 - Why do you always wear the same clothes? 174 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,080 [laughing] 175 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,240 - Why do I smell? 176 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,040 - No. 177 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,160 [laughing] 178 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:54,600 You're just always in the same thing. 179 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,200 - Actually, I'm not always in the same thing. 180 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,320 I have 14 pairs of the same thing. 181 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,800 Something Einstein came up with. 182 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,720 Now I don't waste time thinking 183 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,920 what should I wear in the morning. 184 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:10,080 I just take the next one on the rack. 185 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,240 - Can I ask you something else? 186 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,320 [laughing] 187 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,160 - Yes. 188 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,560 - Why do you perform naked? 189 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,160 - So you have seen me perform. 190 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,320 [laughing] 191 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:28,920 Basically I feel like I'm always performing. 192 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,880 I feel like I perform in front of my friends, 193 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,840 with my son. 194 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,040 I'm just always performing. 195 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,280 When I'm on the stage, I say exactly what's on my mind. 196 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,240 I feel stripped of all that performance. 197 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,280 I guess the nakedness represents that. 198 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:52,680 - One more question. 199 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,480 [laughing] 200 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,800 - What is this? 201 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,200 - My friend's having a birthday party on Saturday, 202 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,200 can you come with me? 203 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:02,680 - I'll think about it. 204 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,320 [synth music] 205 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,280 What another question? 206 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,240 - I've bought you something to wear. 207 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,680 - No you didn't! 208 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,760 - Only because it's smart dress. 209 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:19,640 - So you don't like what I wear? 210 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,720 - I love what you wear. 211 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,000 [laughing] 212 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:25,280 - Alright I promise that I'll go with you, 213 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,720 and I will think about wearing what you've bought for me. 214 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,560 - Okay. 215 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,440 I don't want to leave you. 216 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,440 Can you come home with me? 217 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,280 - I'm all yours. 218 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:56,720 Really, really nice place you've got here. 219 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:59,480 - [Simone] Thank you very much. 220 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:10,880 - Drink? 221 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,920 - You're so thirsty! 222 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,920 [laughing] 223 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,440 What can I get you? 224 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:20,200 - Water's good for me, thank you. 225 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,000 - [Simone] Here you are. 226 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,840 - Thank you very much. 227 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,520 And, thank you for your hospitality. 228 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,200 - Less of the cheek please. 229 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,480 I'm gonna go and get changed. 230 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,440 I'll soon come. 231 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:41,600 - Yeah, cool. 232 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,120 [laughing] 233 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,600 Now I know the honeymoon period is done. 234 00:13:12,640 --> 00:13:14,200 I actually thought you was gonna come back 235 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,360 in some silk negligee and try and have your wicked way 236 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,480 with me. 237 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:18,080 - I don't think so. 238 00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:23,040 Are you alright, love? 239 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,640 Why are you breathing like that? 240 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,760 - No reason, a little bit of asthma that's all. 241 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,080 It's nothing. 242 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,280 - And, don't act like I don't look just as good 243 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,760 in my jogging bottoms. 244 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,600 - Touche. 245 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,920 [laughing] 246 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,480 Can I kiss you? 247 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:42,640 - Don't. 248 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,760 - Don't what? 249 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,040 - Don't ask me. 250 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:46,520 You're making me feel all embarrassed. 251 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,400 You're supposed to just do it. 252 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:49,760 - I don't think so. 253 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,440 I don't want to get boxed in my face. 254 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,720 - You wouldn't have. 255 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:54,280 - Well I don't know that. 256 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,760 I just don't want to start getting carried away 257 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,440 thinking just 'cause we're having a laugh and a joke 258 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,480 I can start sticking my tongue in your mouth. 259 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:00,800 - Tongue? 260 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,600 I was talking more peck on the cheek. 261 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,440 - Please. 262 00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:00,640 ♪ I've undressed you so many times in my mind 263 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:07,480 ♪ Now you're in front of me I feel so inclined 264 00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:14,920 ♪ Your curvy silhouette helps me to forget 265 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,440 ♪ I want to know every inch of you intimately 266 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:28,240 ♪ I'm magnetically, sexually drawn to you 267 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,360 ♪ Seductively, helplessly into you. 268 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:35,640 ♪ I'm magnetically, sexually drawn to you 269 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,680 ♪ Seductively, helplessly into you 270 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:49,160 ♪ I want your skin on mine 271 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:55,400 ♪ I want your skin on mine 272 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,640 ♪ You energy's in the dust 273 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:58,520 ♪ Silk sheets, dirty love 274 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,080 ♪ Hot, sweat, soak it up 275 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,120 ♪ Smoke and mirrors laugh at us 276 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,760 ♪ Pull me in when you open up 277 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,560 ♪ One and over ain't enough 278 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,640 ♪ No limits when I'm in the zone 279 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:09,520 ♪ Climb on and I'll make you moan 280 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,720 ♪ Give it to me, no holding back 281 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,080 - I knew it. 282 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:19,440 I thought you said you weren't gonna press her, fam. 283 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:21,960 - Brov, I couldn't help myself. 284 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,200 And, the funny thing is, brov, 285 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,480 I actually held onto her tight like she was my woman, 286 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:33,520 like when you just want to squash someone inside of you. 287 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,600 - 'Cause one time I nicked this chick called Sheri, 288 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:41,320 and as soon as man boss I did the hold in tight. 289 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:44,160 - When the sun came up, my girl actually slid 290 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,560 underneath the covers and started sucking 291 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,320 my things until my toes curled. 292 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,760 Now I ain't gonna front when I was 18, 293 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:56,600 I could cum at least three times for the night. 294 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,640 But, now I only got the one in me. 295 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:02,760 - Me too, you know. 296 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:05,040 But, I make sure I give them that one well. 297 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,640 That's the mistake you make. 298 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,520 You don't stay up all night talking to them. 299 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,680 You're putting them to sleep. 300 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,160 Lay it down, knock out. 301 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,600 - Yeah, but it's different with her, man. 302 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:19,400 I mean I don't know, bro, with her it's just different. 303 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,680 Alright, you should've heard the amount of noise 304 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,120 I was making. 305 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,320 You'd actually think I'd never had sex before. 306 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,200 - Hold on a minute. 307 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,680 You were making noise? 308 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:28,880 - Like a bitch, bro. 309 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,880 [laughing] 310 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,480 But, hear the joke. 311 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,120 My lady actually said to me, "I love what noises you make. 312 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,640 "I makes my nani so wet." 313 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:39,880 - Nani? 314 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,520 So my girl's taking it back to the reggae days. 315 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,880 Give punani one. 316 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:43,800 One punani. 317 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:45,680 Punani. 318 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,280 - That's what I love about here, brov. 319 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,640 She's old school like 1996. 320 00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:53,400 We just get each other. 321 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,520 - So what, she know about Louise? 322 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,360 - Yeah, I told her. 323 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:03,000 I actually told her me and Lou got unfinished business. 324 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,640 She understood. 325 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,840 That's what I'm saying, bro. 326 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,760 We just get each other. 327 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,960 It's like telekinetic. 328 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,440 - You mean tele-kin-e-kik, fam? 329 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,840 Boy, sounds like you're carrying some feelings, big man. 330 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,840 You've got it bad. 331 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,720 - No, I'm alright. 332 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,760 I'm just saying, isn't it? 333 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,200 [smooth music] 334 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,280 - Thanks for that, babe. 335 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,720 - You are welcome. 336 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,720 - I love that bit where the man's head got chopped off. 337 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:54,400 Yeah, I know I'm sick, but it was the best part 338 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,040 of the movie by far. 339 00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:02,080 - Listen I want to ask you something. 340 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:03,320 Are you happy? 341 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,920 - What do you mean? 342 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:13,080 - I mean like with life, us, work, you know just happy. 343 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,240 - That's a really big question, Laz. 344 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,840 - I know, I know. 345 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,360 [smooth music] 346 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:23,880 - Are you? 347 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,720 Yes, I'm really happy, babe. 348 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:31,040 And, my mom, my sisters are good, so yeah I am. 349 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,880 Why do you ask? 350 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,440 - No reason in particular. 351 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:39,280 Just your happiness is important to me, isn't it? 352 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,760 - Can I say something? 353 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,720 - Of course you can. 354 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,280 - I was thinking about us the other night, 355 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:51,160 and I had to thank God that we sorted out our mess. 356 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,280 I feel so blessed to have you in my life, Laz, 357 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,200 [smooth music] 358 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,120 because you have such a big head. 359 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,840 - Well it's hard to be humble when you're great. 360 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,880 - Well like I say 'cause you got such a big head 361 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,920 sometimes I don't want to encourage you. 362 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,960 But, honestly Laz, you are one of the most amazing, 363 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,800 interesting people I have ever met, and I love you for that 364 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,920 and a million other things. 365 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,440 [smooth music] 366 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,680 - Really? 367 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,520 - Really. 368 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,400 - Babe. 369 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,760 - Big head. 370 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,320 [smooth music] 371 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:42,920 [ticking clock] 372 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,600 Laz took me out last night. 373 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,560 - So? 374 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,800 - Stop hating. 375 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,920 - It's not that. 376 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,800 It's just I don't trust him. 377 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,720 You know what I heard that his boy Richard's doing 378 00:21:06,760 --> 00:21:07,960 with Maxine. 379 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,800 - Maxine, what Maxine? 380 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,720 - Maxine, remember I told you that scrawny little coke head, 381 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,800 white girl. 382 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,280 - What's that got to do with Laz? 383 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,360 I just don't trust him a lot. 384 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,840 Why would he hang around with a drugee 385 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,240 if he's not in the same thing as well? 386 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:26,160 Plus you know what these poets are like. 387 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,320 The girls in the crowd running them down, the after parties. 388 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,640 - Lorraine, if you're trying to say something, 389 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:34,480 just come out and say it, alright? 390 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,840 He's not into all of that. 391 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:38,960 - Look I'm sorry. 392 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,520 All I'm saying is be careful. 393 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,240 - Yeah. 394 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,880 - Don't be like that, Louise. 395 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,000 I gotta look out for you. 396 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:46,840 You're my little sis. 397 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,720 It's my job. 398 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,640 What is it about this Lazarus anyway? 399 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,240 - You know what it is. 400 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,960 I'm used to living with men who are complete waste of space, 401 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,960 never putting any money in the house for shopping, 402 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,760 cussing if there's no food in the fridge, 403 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,680 drive my car and don't put an petrol in it, 404 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,960 and worst of all they fuck out on me. 405 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,760 - Didn't I warn you about Tyrone as well. 406 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,000 - But, Lazarus, he's kind. 407 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:11,080 He's loving. 408 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:12,240 He's ambitious. 409 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:13,840 He's considerate. 410 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,520 He inspires me to be better, and with all those pluses 411 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,040 if there was to be a minus in the score sheet, 412 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,080 then I'm sure I could look past it 413 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,240 because no one's perfect. 414 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,200 - You need to get yourself a white man. 415 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,760 [laughing] 416 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,000 - Come on, sis. 417 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:29,600 You never don't make no difference. 418 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,040 Didn't you hear? 419 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,320 Angie's man was fucking out on her, and he was Turkish. 420 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,800 - And, you know she thought she was better 421 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:34,600 than certain people. 422 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,880 That she ain't 423 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,640 dating no black man - Dating no black man. 424 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,040 - It serves her right. 425 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,480 - I really love him, sis. 426 00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,960 And, if Lazarus was to have some kind of indiscretion, 427 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000 then I'm sure I could forgive him. 428 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:54,800 - Well I'm just saying I love you, isn't it? 429 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:56,640 I don't want to see you get hurt. 430 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,200 - Sis, come here. 431 00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,360 - Shut up. 432 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,840 [laughing] 433 00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,640 [doorbell ringing] 434 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,680 I'll get it. 435 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,200 Hello? 436 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,080 - [Ryan] Hey is Louise there? 437 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,400 - [Lorraine] Yeah who are you? 438 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,560 - [Ryan] Ryan, I work with her. 439 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,360 - Who is it? 440 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,800 - Come in, Ryan. 441 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,520 A very handsome young man called Ryan. 442 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,440 [laughing] 443 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,280 - Hi. 444 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,280 This is a surprise. 445 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:35,880 Lorraine, this is Ryan from my office, 446 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,000 and Ryan, this is my older sister Lorraine. 447 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,040 - Well less of the old. 448 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,080 - See good looks run in her family. 449 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,920 - Louise, I like this one. 450 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:43,760 - Shut up. 451 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,720 - You didn't come into work today. 452 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,520 So I thought I'd come by and see if you're okay. 453 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:53,320 I ain't heard from you in a little while. 454 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:55,160 Is everything alright? 455 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:03,160 - I'm gonna leave you two to it. 456 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,520 I will bill you later, sis. 457 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,560 Ryan, lovely to meet you. 458 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:10,400 - You too. 459 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,160 Hello, baby girl. 460 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:25,920 What's up? 461 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,000 - I think we need to talk. 462 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:37,040 You know me and Lazarus we were kind of like on a timeout. 463 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,960 No, it's not like that, Ryan. 464 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:40,920 I really like you. 465 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,360 It's just we worked things out. 466 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:46,480 - It's the same, isn't it? 467 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,160 You won't be happy until he properly fucks you over, 468 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:48,920 will you? 469 00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:49,840 - What? 470 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,520 Don't talk to me like that. 471 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,440 - Like what? 472 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:52,360 Like you're taking a piss. 473 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,600 Like you're messing me about. 474 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,520 You just fuck me for fun and go back to him. 475 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,440 - I think you should leave. 476 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,120 - You think I should leave? 477 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,560 [smooth music] 478 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,440 Louise, I'm sorry. 479 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:10,640 You're right I shouldn't talk to you like that. 480 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,360 It's just I like you. 481 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,360 I'm mean for real. 482 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,960 I know you a long time. 483 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,760 I want to settle with you, seriously. 484 00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,600 You know maybe if we're blessed, 485 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,360 we start a family or something, I don't know. 486 00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,240 I'm not the sort of guy that likes to run around 487 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,880 from girl to girl. 488 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:44,440 My parents have been married 32 years 489 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,960 that means something to me. 490 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,480 [smooth music] 491 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,400 - You need to leave. 492 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,360 - No, no, no. 493 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,520 Look I know you're scared. 494 00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,440 I know you're scared, but come on. 495 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:21,080 You felt the same thing as I do. 496 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:22,160 Don't runaway. 497 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,000 Don't runaway, okay? 498 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,360 - You should go, please! 499 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280 Please! 500 00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,560 - It's like that? 501 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,200 I'm going. 502 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,360 [smooth music] 503 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,400 [phone ringing] 504 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,160 - Hello, Greaters? 505 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,800 One moment please. 506 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,040 [phone ringing] 507 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:35,360 - Hi Sash, yeah sorry about earlier. 508 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,920 So I couldn't believe it when he came up to me, 509 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,960 and he started his little speech. 510 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,320 - What like you're not worth talking to? 511 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,760 - No, not like that. 512 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,800 Remember that time when we went to the jazz cafe, 513 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,120 and I looked onstage, and I said, "He's mine?" 514 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,240 - Yeah, you are such a little 'ho. 515 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,480 - Shut up. 516 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:55,120 - It's true. 517 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,840 That's the way you did that with Robert back in the day. 518 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,440 You and your witchcraft, yeah. 519 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,680 - You need some of that witchcraft 520 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,120 to sort out T.T. 521 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:03,720 [laughing] 522 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:05,360 - No, no, no, no. 523 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,400 Nothing can sort that one out save God himself, trust me. 524 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,000 [laughing] 525 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,280 So hold on. 526 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,800 Does he know you've seen him perform? 527 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,560 - No, I just went on like he's the only guy 528 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:16,080 trying to holler at me. 529 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,720 - Yeah, that's right. 530 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,080 - Oh yeah, don't think he never tried 531 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:21,240 the whole I'm a poet talk. 532 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,200 - I was like, "Do you get a pension with that?" 533 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,760 [laughing] 534 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,520 - He must've been wounded trying to pop style 535 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,640 and getting shot down. 536 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,120 What did he say? 537 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,600 - He went, rah. 538 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,520 [laughing] 539 00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,760 - Anyway, enough of the boring rubbish. 540 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,840 Did you have sex with him? 541 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:41,600 [mumbling] 542 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,520 - Asking big people their business. 543 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,120 Alright then yeah. 544 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,240 - You little slag, what's it like? 545 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,640 - Oh Sash, his tongue was doing some serious gymnastics. 546 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:57,920 - His tongue was what? 547 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,640 You lucky cow. 548 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,760 You know T.T. is still on that fucking ya'de crap, isn't it. 549 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,120 Like he don't yam on the girl, but still wants me 550 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,440 to suck his willy though. 551 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,480 Waste man. 552 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,920 - Listen to what he said to me afterwards. 553 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,840 - Yeah, got change for a 20? 554 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,040 - Oh shut up, you fool. 555 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,160 No, he said, "Thank you." 556 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,360 - For what? 557 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:23,640 - Well that's what I said. 558 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,400 And, he said, "For everything." 559 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:31,360 Hello? 560 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,000 - I actually think I'm hating right now. 561 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,320 [laughing] 562 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,280 - Sash, I really like him, you know. 563 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,360 He's nothing like what I thought he would be. 564 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,000 I thought he was gonna be a bit of a chief, 565 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,480 a bit of a bigot, you know? 566 00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,960 But, he's like man and them. 567 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,880 He loves fashmen. 568 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,920 He's just real, you know. 569 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,760 - So calm yourself. 570 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:54,720 First of all, has he got a girl? 571 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,200 Ex he still fucks? 572 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,760 Fuck buddy, a link? 573 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,320 - I didn't even ask him that. 574 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,960 I said, "Let me see your last 10 text messages please." 575 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,560 [laughing] 576 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,200 - I love that one. 577 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,680 What did he say? 578 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,360 - Well he showed it to me, and there was a message 579 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,680 in there from some girl called Louise. 580 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,240 - Who's she? 581 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,520 - His ex. 582 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,640 They had a madness, and now it's over. 583 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,080 - That bitch could be a problem though. 584 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:23,640 - Yeah, he did say they had some unfinished business. 585 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,360 What do you think that means? 586 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:26,720 - Well I hope it means he's got stuff 587 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,040 to pick up from her yard. 588 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,760 - Oh yeah, and he's got an eight year old son. 589 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,600 He broke up with the baby moms years ago. 590 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,640 - Boy Sim, that sounds like baggage. 591 00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,760 You need to be careful, girl. 592 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,680 - Yeah. 593 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,360 Listen I've got to go. 594 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,320 I'll talk to you later. 595 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,480 - Alright cool. 596 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,880 - Yeah brov, you're not here yet. 597 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,000 Come on, man. 598 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,560 Get here, brov. 599 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,120 Alright listen, I've got to go. 600 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,680 Sorry brov, sorry. 601 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,400 Brov, don't you hate it when people rush you 602 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,800 to get somewhere, and they're not even there yet themself? 603 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,000 - Brov, that's why I train by myself. 604 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,480 I can't stand people that don't respect time. 605 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,960 I think it's one of the biggest flaws within our community. 606 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,440 We respect money more than we respect time. 607 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,360 And, do you know what the thing is? 608 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:32,720 You can always get more money, but time-- 609 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,160 - Once it's gone, it's gone. 610 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,040 I like the way you think, you know brov. 611 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:40,080 Maybe I should make you my new training partner. 612 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,560 [laughing] 613 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,240 - I just come by and hit the bags 614 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,560 after visiting an old friend. 615 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,000 - One of them kind of weeks. 616 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,160 Woman right. 617 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,440 - Long story. 618 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,160 - I know, I know I'm sorry I'm late. 619 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,400 BDMT and all that. 620 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,560 - No, no don't worry about that. 621 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,880 I've got a new training partner. 622 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,440 What's your name, brov? 623 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,240 - Ryan. 624 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,680 - Nice to meet you Ryan. 625 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,000 - It's nice to meet you, brov. 626 00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,840 Richard, Lazarus. 627 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,800 - Pleasure. 628 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,920 What's wrong with my man? 629 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,640 [synth music] 630 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:26,880 - [Louise] Hello? 631 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,400 - [Lazarus] Hi babe, whatever you're doing tonight, 632 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,600 cancel it. 633 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,520 - [Louise] Okay why? 634 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:32,920 - [Lazarus] It's a surprise, but let's just say 635 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,440 I'm talking you to see someone I know you want to meet. 636 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,560 - [Louise] Really, what should I wear? 637 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,840 - [Lazarus] Just look casual, you'll be fine. 638 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:40,640 I'll pick you up about eight. 639 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,080 [synth music] 640 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:52,520 [rhythm and blues music] 641 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,400 - You're a proper renaissance man, isn't it? 642 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,120 Poetry, arts, that weird music you listen to. 643 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,280 - Acid jazz is not weird. 644 00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:51,120 - You are so humble. 645 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,640 - Most true geniuses are. 646 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,440 - Bigot! 647 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,760 [laughing] 648 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,400 Winter loving is so cozy and romantic. 649 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,320 - I'm more of a summer loving kind of man. 650 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,920 Summer loving is just more spontaneous. 651 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,120 It's food in the park with the man and them, 652 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,960 drop top motors, beer gardens. 653 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,680 - Yeah, I hear you, but winter loving is jumpers 654 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,760 and scarves. 655 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,480 It's being covered up next to you. 656 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,720 It's bonfire night and hearing leaves 657 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,560 crunch underneath your feet. 658 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,560 It's hot drinks and running in from the cold 659 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,600 into a lovely, warm house. 660 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,440 - Yeah, it's taking a walk by the river. 661 00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,760 It's kissing you. 662 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,880 [laughing] 663 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,600 It's running back to the car because it's bloody cold 664 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,080 out here. 665 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,640 [smooth music] 666 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,800 I hear what you're saying, but on a deeper level, 667 00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,200 all life is about is the pursuit of happiness. 668 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:52,920 Did you know that in the American Constitution 669 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,440 it's actually written there that it's every man's 670 00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,800 inalienable right to pursue happiness? 671 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,760 But, on a deeper level, we never actually find it. 672 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:05,720 All of our lives we're pursuing happiness. 673 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,640 I'm gonna take you for example. 674 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,680 You was to get married to your bonafide, 675 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,680 during the wedding you'd be happy. 676 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,160 You'd be happy at the wedding. 677 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,120 You'd be happy cutting the cake. 678 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,800 You'll be happy when you're hearing the speeches. 679 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,640 You'd be happy having the first marital dance, 680 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,160 but you'd still be looking forward to the happiness 681 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,520 of the honeymoon. 682 00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:27,680 What I'm trying to say is you never ever find 683 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:31,120 one moment of happiness and just stay there. 684 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,880 We're always pursing happiness. 685 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,320 You know what I'm trying to say? 686 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,480 You know what it's amazing the confidence 687 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,720 a fresh haircut gives you. 688 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:46,440 I mean if I was to try and move to Rhianna, 689 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,920 and I've had my haircut, and she said, "No." 690 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,040 All I'd be thinking is it's only 'cause I ain't got 691 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,320 my hair done. 692 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,160 Women think they've got the market locked 693 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,240 on this hair thing. 694 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,720 They spend so much money 70 pound for a packet of hair 695 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,000 to weave. 696 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,320 I pay 10 pound. 697 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:08,040 If only they knew the confidence a fresh haircut gave you. 698 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,120 - I live and I die. 699 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,800 I die, I live. 700 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:22,240 I live. 701 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:24,760 I die. 702 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,440 Thank you. 703 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,680 [clapping] 704 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,760 - [Richard] Yeah but you got the last three. 705 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,720 The money don't break your pocket, big man. 706 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:39,840 - Don't worry about that, man. 707 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,400 What's mine is yours. 708 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,680 - [Richard] Well if that's the case, 709 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,080 you need to cool down with the advance, brov, 710 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,400 because you're spending our money like you've won 711 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,440 the lottery. 712 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,240 [laughing] 713 00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,600 Well isn't it real? 714 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,000 That book advance you got it's meant 715 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,280 to last you a long time. 716 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,800 - Don't worry about the book advance, man. 717 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,960 I've got that. 718 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,280 Book's completed. 719 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,960 I just can't wait for my reading, man. 720 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,160 Three weeks is too long. 721 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,520 I'm gonna rip the roof off of this place. 722 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:02,880 - [Richard] Well boy, it's just free advice. 723 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,160 There's nothing wrong with making sure 724 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,760 you've got something to fall back on, big man. 725 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,360 Just saying. 726 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,160 - You know what sometimes you sound like an old woman, 727 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:09,960 you know. 728 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,720 I'm going to the toilet. 729 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:14,160 - Alright, Laz. 730 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,480 - [Lazarus] Max. 731 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:16,800 - I thought that was you. 732 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,760 - [Lazarus] Oh my God, how are you? 733 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,520 - Don't tell you you're still hanging around 734 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,800 with that idiot. 735 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:24,640 - [Lazarus] What is it with you two? 736 00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,920 - Ask him. 737 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:27,840 - [Lazarus] I did, and he said you're nuts. 738 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:29,480 - And, he's a fucking idiot. 739 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,920 I'm nuts, am I? 740 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:33,160 Oh yeah, I'll show him nuts. 741 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:34,440 Fucking cheek. 742 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,200 - [Lazarus] Listen I'm going to the toilet. 743 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,360 - Now, that's what I'm talking about. 744 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,360 - [Lazarus] I mean toilet for real. 745 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,800 - Shut up, lousy tart bastard. 746 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,000 I always sort you out. 747 00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,080 - Max, I don't do that anymore. 748 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:49,920 - I can't believe you. 749 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,760 Have you become that selfish, Laz? 750 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,800 I can't fucking believe you! 751 00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,200 - Do you want to come and watch me take a piss? 752 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:59,320 - Alright. 753 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,920 [laughing] 754 00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:05,320 No need for that, but when you do decide to have some fun, 755 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,360 let me know. 756 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:09,000 - [Lazarus] See you later, Max. 757 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,520 [club music] 758 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,240 - Poetry. 759 00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,680 What's wrong with ya? 760 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,920 [muttering] 761 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,880 [TV announcer speaking] 762 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,440 - Brov, what's that? 763 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,520 - Laz, you've got two birds. 764 00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,000 Let me have one. 765 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,400 Fucking hell. 766 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,920 - Just an hour ago, you're telling me she's nuts. 767 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,480 - Well it's amazing what a few pints can do. 768 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:00,960 [laughing] 769 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,800 What's wrong with you? 770 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,480 [sniffing] 771 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,880 [TV announcer speaking] 772 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,000 - You're mad, brov. 773 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,000 I thought you said you was locking it off. 774 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,000 - Look man needed that last night, blood. 775 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,040 And anyway, you're a fine one to talk. 776 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,960 So brov, you decided yet? 777 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,960 - Boy, I don't know if I can decide. 778 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,240 I mean this love that I got for both of them 779 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,600 it's like 1,000 exploding suns, man. 780 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,280 I just can't keep it in. 781 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,080 - There you go again with all that deep poetry crap. 782 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,280 Basically you want your cake and eat it 783 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,960 at the same time then. 784 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:40,800 - Yeah. 785 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,280 Just give me time, man. 786 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,080 I'll know what to do. 787 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,200 - What if you don't know what to do? 788 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,560 What if you lose them both? 789 00:40:56,240 --> 00:40:57,320 Come on, man. 790 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,960 [synth rock music] 791 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,640 - Yo brothers, we're booked here from 12 o'clock, you know? 792 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,600 [synth rock music] 793 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,800 - My man take your time, man. 794 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:45,360 We can weights man. 795 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,240 - Guys, guys, guys. 796 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,040 - What's up, man? 797 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:52,840 - My 12 o'clock's here. 798 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:54,000 Let's go, come on. 799 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,040 - Alright cool. 800 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,600 Let's just finish up the round. 801 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,480 [rap music] 802 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,800 [electronic music] 803 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,120 - There she is. 804 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,080 Hello darling, happy birthday. 805 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,080 You look beautiful. 806 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,160 - You look gorgeous. 807 00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:11,160 - Thank you. 808 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,160 - Rachel, meet Lazarus. 809 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,480 Lazarus, Rachel. 810 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:14,320 - [Rachel] Hey, nice to meet you. 811 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,560 - Nice to meet you. 812 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,840 - [Rachel] I'm a real fan of your work. 813 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,120 - Thank you and happy birthday. 814 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,640 - So do you guys want some drinks? 815 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,560 - Yes please. 816 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,520 What would you like, Laz? 817 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,240 - Just water for me, thanks. 818 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,080 - Water? 819 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,480 Anyway, where's Sash? 820 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,440 [electronic music] 821 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:52,600 - [Frank] Hello Tommy, how are you, mate? 822 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:53,800 - Hello Frank, how are you, son? 823 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,720 - [Frank] Good mate, you? 824 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:55,800 - Good to see you, sweet mate. 825 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,600 - [Frank] You've been good? 826 00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,400 - Yeah, I'm not bad. 827 00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,040 I'm doing well, ain't I? 828 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,120 [Frank] Tommy, you got any of that thing on you? 829 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,400 - [Tommy] Yeah of course, I have. 830 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:02,160 - [Frank] Listen I'll be just over there. 831 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:03,480 Come see me in a minute. 832 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:04,280 - Alright yeah, of course I will, mate. 833 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,040 You will though. 834 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:05,960 I won't be long, yeah. 835 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:07,160 Just doing me thing, pal. 836 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,320 [electronic music] 837 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,280 Alright? 838 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,440 Is that you, Laz? 839 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:26,160 [electronic music] 840 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:27,520 Fucking hell. 841 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,040 Give me two secs. 842 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,080 Fucking hell, it really is. 843 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,200 - Hello Tom. 844 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,240 - Hello son. 845 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,600 It's been awhile. 846 00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:39,560 - Yeah, how are you? 847 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,480 - Yeah fucking good. 848 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:41,560 Just scratching me balls, son. 849 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,280 You know how it is. 850 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,520 - You're looking well, brov. 851 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,360 - It's my philosophy, mate. 852 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:47,880 You know me. 853 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:48,720 What's happening, son? 854 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:49,560 Come here. 855 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,600 - Nice to see you, mate. 856 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:52,760 - Nice to see you too. 857 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,960 Come here. 858 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,680 Come and do a little line with me. 859 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,880 - No, I'm alright, brov. 860 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,560 I don't really do that anymore, you know? 861 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,040 - Shut up, what do you mean you don't 862 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:00,920 really do that no more? 863 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:02,200 - I'm just alright, man. 864 00:45:02,240 --> 00:45:03,320 - What are you on about? 865 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,280 You were worse than me back in the day, 866 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,720 you know that don't ya? 867 00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,520 You was a right fucking animal. 868 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,640 - Maybe but it's not me anymore, brov seriously. 869 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:13,640 - Don't tell me have you become a born again Christian 870 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,560 or something? 871 00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,320 - No, nothing like that, mate. 872 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,160 I'm just alright, brov. 873 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:18,080 I'm just alright. 874 00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,160 - Thank fuck for that. 875 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,840 What do you make of that over there? 876 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,520 Do you like that? 877 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,160 - She's alright. 878 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,400 - Hey Rebecca. 879 00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,600 [speaking in a foreign language] 880 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,880 A little gift for ya. 881 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,800 - When are you gonna get yourself a nice blonde 882 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:34,960 and settle down? 883 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,400 - Shut up, lad. 884 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:37,680 Fucking hell! 885 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:39,480 You know that ain't for me, son. 886 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,280 You know, I just don't know what it is, mate, 887 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:47,240 but these black women are just so fucking beautiful, 888 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:48,280 you know what I mean? 889 00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,680 - Yeah I do. 890 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:51,280 - Yeah, I don't know what happened to your fellas though. 891 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,960 [laughing] 892 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,120 Come on you drunken son. 893 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,240 There she is. 894 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,240 Come here, darling, come here. 895 00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,280 Meet Laz. 896 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,960 He's a very good friend of mine. 897 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:01,840 Be nice to him. 898 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,160 Go on have fun. 899 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,280 - Listen mate, I've got to get going. 900 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,200 - What do you mean? 901 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:06,960 You've only just got here. 902 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:07,880 - No, I've got to go. 903 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:08,640 - [Tommy] Where're you going? 904 00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:09,560 - Nice to meet you. 905 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,880 - [Tommy] Oh, you just got here! 906 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:11,480 - I'll come and see you before I leave. 907 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,760 - Come here! 908 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,040 - [Lazarus] Tom, I'll see you later, mate. 909 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,320 I'll come and see you before I go. 910 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,280 [electronic music] 911 00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:22,560 - Alright Frankie. 912 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,360 - How are you, mate? 913 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,360 - How are you, son? 914 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,160 - Yeah good. 915 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:25,960 - Yeah, you sweet? 916 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,440 What are you after pal. 917 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,360 - [Frank] Just one please, something for now. 918 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,280 - [Tommy] Yeah no problem. 919 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:30,200 - [Frank] A good bit, yeah. 920 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,280 - [Tommy] A bit of company. 921 00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,080 - [Frank] Something just for tonight. 922 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:32,920 Nice one, mate. 923 00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:33,720 What do I owe you. 924 00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:34,520 - [Tommy] Fuck all. 925 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,320 Don't worry about it. 926 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,240 That's for you. 927 00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,560 What are we drinking here? 928 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,680 - [Frank] Yeah have one, help yourself. 929 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,600 [electronic music] 930 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,200 - What are you saying, babe, that drink for me? 931 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,800 - No, it's for my man. 932 00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,080 - Your man, he can get the next round. 933 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,280 - We got a problem here? 934 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,080 - What? 935 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,080 Speak up, man. 936 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,320 I can't hear you. 937 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,960 - You can't hear me? 938 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,120 How 'bout I take you outside and bounce your head 939 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:19,280 off the curb maybe that'll unblock your hearing. 940 00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:21,840 - Hey fool, mind that, I'll lick off your face. 941 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:25,880 - [Simone] Laz, don't let him spoil in please. 942 00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,400 Laz, please! 943 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,840 Let's go and dance. 944 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,000 - That's it, Laz, you're a dancer. 945 00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:32,440 Go and dance. 946 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:33,440 - Laz! 947 00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,560 [electronic music] 948 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,560 Thanks for coming tonight, babe. 949 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,040 They all loved you. 950 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,240 I'm pissed Sasha wasn't there to see you though. 951 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,760 - Yeah, it would've been nice to meet her. 952 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,800 Really nice to meet her. 953 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,720 But, to be honest, babe, you were the prettiest one 954 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,960 in there tonight. 955 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000 - Thank you. 956 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:30,560 - Babe, no offense, but I hate driving your car. 957 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,560 I actually feel like I'm driving a van. 958 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:33,920 - Don't be like that. 959 00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:37,320 You know I'd drive it if my foot wasn't killing me. 960 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,000 - Thanks for inviting me though. 961 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,440 I had a really nice tonight. 962 00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,080 The dance was nice, man, really nice. 963 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,280 And, when they dropped the Tenesaur. 964 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,040 I said, "Oh my God," I just had to do 965 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:50,520 my rasta man skank. 966 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,600 - Oh is that what you call it? 967 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,280 I thought you was having an epileptic fit. 968 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,520 I might if you keep that up. 969 00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,120 - Babe, pull over in there. 970 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,680 Let's get some milk. 971 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,640 [electronic music] 972 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,200 [ominous music] 973 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,560 - Yo dancer, that drink for me? 974 00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:48,880 - Look you man, for flip's sake, I don't want any trouble. 975 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,520 [ominous music] 976 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,600 - Stop it! 977 00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,360 - Stop it! 978 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,120 I'll call the police. 979 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,640 Fuck off from here! 980 00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:10,600 Fuck off! 981 00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,280 [electronic music] 982 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,240 - It's cool, Boiler Man. 983 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,080 Let's go. 984 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,200 Who is that anyway? 985 00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:21,240 Tried playing Bruce Lee. 986 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,640 - You okay? 987 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,680 - I'm good, man. 988 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,480 - Laz, we gotta call the police. 989 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:32,680 - No, to that. 990 00:50:32,720 --> 00:50:37,160 - Babe, we can't let them get away with this! 991 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,600 - What is it, Simone, yasta man like them. 992 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,280 - Oh babe. 993 00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,960 You okay, babe? 994 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,480 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool, honestly. 995 00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,800 - I'm not being funny, but that was heavy. 996 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,640 The way you was just like hi-ya. 997 00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:19,560 It was like a film. 998 00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:21,680 [laughing] 999 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,720 [phone vibrating] 1000 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,960 - What's the matter? 1001 00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,040 - Why didn't you answer the phone? 1002 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,840 - Because I didn't want to. 1003 00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,920 Is that alright by you? 1004 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,360 - No it fucking ain't. 1005 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,720 - What are you swearing at? 1006 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,680 Rah, sympathy done already? 1007 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,600 I did just nearly get my head bust because of you. 1008 00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:02,680 - Oh, don't try it, Laz. 1009 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:05,680 Don't try and turn this onto me, yeah. 1010 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,200 - Why are you trying to spoil it. 1011 00:52:10,240 --> 00:52:12,000 We're out here having a laugh and a joke. 1012 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,360 Why are you trying to spoil it like that? 1013 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,400 - You're still linking her, isn't it? 1014 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,240 - Who? 1015 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,200 - Don't try and take me for an idiot, Lazarus. 1016 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,720 Are you still linking Louise? 1017 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:30,800 - You know I am. 1018 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,200 - Unfinished business. 1019 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:46,120 - I just didn't think you asked 1020 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:49,080 because you didn't want to hear it. 1021 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:54,400 - You know I can't do this. 1022 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,680 - Do what? 1023 00:52:55,720 --> 00:52:57,680 - I can't do this you, me, and her thing. 1024 00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:58,520 It's long. 1025 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:11,040 - Why are you acting like I was sneaking around, 1026 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200 like I'm trying to hide shit from you? 1027 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:16,560 Did I act funny when you told be about Joel? 1028 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,720 - Joel is in Jamaica, and he has been there for four months 1029 00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,680 which means I haven't fucked him for at least four months. 1030 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:26,680 When's the last time you fucked her, Lazarus? 1031 00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:28,960 - Why did you say that to me? 1032 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,440 - Say what? 1033 00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,160 - Lazarus, Lazarus, why did you call me Lazarus? 1034 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:33,080 You never call me Lazarus. 1035 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:34,400 Why are you calling Lazarus? 1036 00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:35,240 - What? 1037 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,440 I hate you so much. 1038 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,480 - Yeah, well I love you. 1039 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,880 - Why have you done this to me? 1040 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,480 - Done what? 1041 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,920 - Make me fall in love with you and then not be mine. 1042 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,160 - I am yours. 1043 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,640 - No you're not, and someone else's. 1044 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,960 - No, just yours. 1045 00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,120 Look, look, look. 1046 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,480 I don't know what's happening, Simone man. 1047 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,720 All I know is as far as I can go, I'm going with you. 1048 00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,320 Simone wait, just wait a minute please. 1049 00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:27,080 - Goodnight, Lazarus. 1050 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,680 - Fuck. 1051 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,800 [phone ringing] 1052 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,800 - [Paulette] Hi, this is Paulette. 1053 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,520 I can't get to a phone right now. 1054 00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,920 If you leave a message, I'll get back to you. 1055 00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:58,760 Bye. 1056 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,240 - Hello mom, it's me. 1057 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,040 I wanted to talk to you about something. 1058 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,920 Can you call me when you get this message please? 1059 00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,360 I love you, bye. 1060 00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:21,360 [crying] 1061 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,400 [humming] 1062 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,720 [crying] 1063 00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:53,920 ♪ I drink a poison, pitch black, and it spins the room 1064 00:55:56,240 --> 00:56:00,400 ♪ Wanted to feel unattached, now I feel marooned 1065 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:05,920 ♪ Red sky October, white cliffs hungover 1066 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:08,640 ♪ And it's coming on something strong 1067 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,600 ♪ My mouth starts running long before the purple haze 1068 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,840 ♪ Is gone 1069 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:20,040 ♪ And, you say I'm so yellow, why can't I be brave 1070 00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,040 ♪ Cause you let go, and I let go 1071 00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,280 ♪ Nobody takes the blame 1072 00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:31,280 ♪ The one thing keeping my hope alive 1073 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,880 ♪ Is the same thing that tells me we won't survive 1074 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:39,120 ♪ The colors all fade as we divide it's true 1075 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:44,840 ♪ Now all that's left is blue 1076 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,920 ♪ Blue 1077 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,760 ♪ Now all that's left is blue 1078 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:59,320 ♪ It's an ultraviolet violence, no one else can see the war 1079 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,400 ♪ Amazing Grace 1080 00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,960 ♪ How sweet the sound 1081 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,320 ♪ That saved 1082 00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,040 Hold a minute. 1083 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,920 Excuse me, this is a closed rehearsal. 1084 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,920 It's not open to the public. 1085 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:47,720 - Sorry, I just want to sit here quietly. 1086 00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:50,320 I'm not gonna be any trouble. 1087 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:51,520 - Okay then. 1088 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,160 Let's take it from the top. 1089 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,000 ♪ Amazing Grace 1090 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:05,160 ♪ How sweet the sound 1091 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:12,920 ♪ That saved 1092 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:17,800 ♪ A wretch like me 1093 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,000 ♪ I once 1094 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,080 ♪ Was lost 1095 00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:37,040 ♪ But now 1096 00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,240 ♪ I'm found 1097 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:45,360 ♪ Was blind 1098 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:49,120 ♪ But now 1099 00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,040 ♪ I see 1100 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:02,840 ♪ Through many, many dangers 1101 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,280 ♪ Toils and snares 1102 00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,120 ♪ I 1103 00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,880 ♪ I have already come 1104 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,320 - Oh my gosh. 1105 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,840 I can't believe. 1106 00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:41,280 Ah, well done. 1107 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,360 Do you want some pizza? 1108 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,200 Okay. 1109 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:54,920 Hello? 1110 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,360 Hi. 1111 00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:00,720 Yeah, 51 Byrons Court. 1112 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:04,200 Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza please. 1113 01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,200 [dripping water] 1114 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,120 And, A vegetarian, thin crust. 1115 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:16,720 Alright. 1116 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,960 Sorry, hold on a minute please. 1117 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:24,560 No, no, no, no, no. 1118 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,160 Ty, listen to me. 1119 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,360 Did you eat that? 1120 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,120 - No. 1121 01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:38,440 - Are you sure? 1122 01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:50,840 Maxi, did you bring that shit into my house? 1123 01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,120 What? 1124 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:53,600 Listen to me! 1125 01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,080 Don't you ever bring that shit into my house again, 1126 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,440 do you understand me? 1127 01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:58,760 Do you know what? 1128 01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:01,520 Don't come back to my house again! 1129 01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:24,080 [phone ringing] 1130 01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,240 [groaning] 1131 01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,280 Hello? 1132 01:01:41,600 --> 01:01:43,200 No, no, I'm up, man. 1133 01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:46,600 What time is it? 1134 01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,280 Yeah, I'm coming now. 1135 01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:52,520 Alright, brov. 1136 01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:04,520 [phone ringing] 1137 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:09,280 [electronic music] 1138 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,320 - Look Max told me about Ty. 1139 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:11,800 - Don't worry about it, man. 1140 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,880 - Look Laz you know if I knew, 1141 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,640 I would never have let that happen with her. 1142 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:19,760 - I know man. 1143 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,240 To be honest, that's the least of my worries right now. 1144 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,280 It's these two girls, brov. 1145 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,600 It's mading me. 1146 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:34,480 - And, the mad thing is you have the both of them, 1147 01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:37,280 and they're still driving you mad. 1148 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:39,080 You kind of like one of them guys 1149 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:43,320 that they're filthy rich, but they're still miserable. 1150 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:49,360 - I just don't want to turn into my dad, brov. 1151 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,400 And, the more I look in the mirror, 1152 01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:56,440 the more of that waste of space I see. 1153 01:03:58,720 --> 01:03:59,600 - For real. 1154 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,320 - You know what when I was younger, 1155 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,040 my dad used to have to come and get me 1156 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:11,040 for the weekend before he disappeared altogether. 1157 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,160 He'd come and get me on a Saturday morning, 1158 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,120 and then he'd take me down to the shop on the corner. 1159 01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:18,320 He'd buy me a packet of Opal fruits and a Marathon, 1160 01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,560 and then we'd go to some woman's yard. 1161 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,080 He'd put me to sit in front of the television, 1162 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:29,400 and he'd say, "Sit there, Laz, and don't move, yeah? 1163 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,440 "I'll soon come back." 1164 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,440 - Right, so how old was you then? 1165 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:41,480 - About three or four. 1166 01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,520 - You remember that? 1167 01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:44,680 - Clearly. 1168 01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,760 I remember it clearly, brov. 1169 01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,920 You know one of the deepest memories I got of my dad. 1170 01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:55,200 He was coming out of the bedroom 1171 01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,560 cleaning his trousers, doing up his zip, 1172 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,240 and doing up his belt. 1173 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,880 And, that wouldn't even be so bad, 1174 01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:04,320 but we'd end up doing that about two or three times 1175 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,600 for the day. 1176 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,160 I'd end up spending my whole weekend 1177 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,760 just sitting in the front room watching the tele 1178 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,760 while my dad's next door banging. 1179 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:15,000 - [Daffy Duck] I say it's duck season, and I say fire. 1180 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,240 - You are complaining that your dad was a don 1181 01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:20,680 with the ladies? 1182 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:23,560 And what, you may have inherited his player's genes? 1183 01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,960 I should hope so, Laz. 1184 01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:27,680 [laughing] 1185 01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,760 - You're such a cheek, you know? 1186 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:31,880 [laughing] 1187 01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:33,440 - I mean but it could have been worse. 1188 01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:36,360 He could've been [laughing] a pedophile, 1189 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,400 a woman beater, all sorts. 1190 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,200 Then you'd have something to sorry about. 1191 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,000 [laughing] 1192 01:05:41,040 --> 01:05:41,840 Joker. 1193 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:46,640 - You know what you're right you know. 1194 01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,240 What am I complaining for? 1195 01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:52,320 I got two beautiful women in my life. 1196 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:56,320 Mater of fact, I'm taking out Simone tonight. 1197 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,480 What do you say sparing? 1198 01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:00,560 - Let's do this, big man. 1199 01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,640 [electronic music] 1200 01:06:12,320 --> 01:06:13,960 Ready for mama to knock you out, yeah? 1201 01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:15,600 - We'll see. 1202 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,520 Everyone talks tough. 1203 01:06:17,560 --> 01:06:20,480 [electronic music] 1204 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:44,040 - Laz, what's wrong with you, fam? 1205 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,440 It's like your mind's not with it, fam. 1206 01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,160 - Got a lot on my head, man. 1207 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,960 - [Richard] What's wrong? 1208 01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,720 - Women, dog, women. 1209 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,600 - So how was the party? 1210 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:09,520 - Sash, it was wicked. 1211 01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,640 You would've loved it. 1212 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:13,360 Everyone was asking for you. 1213 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,480 Oh my gosh, don't think Laz never got into some beef 1214 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,200 in there with one man. 1215 01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:19,360 - Don't lie. 1216 01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,640 What happened? 1217 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,760 - One man was trying to talk with me, 1218 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,600 and Laz was ready to lick him down. 1219 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,200 - For real? 1220 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:26,440 Really? 1221 01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:27,800 - Serious. 1222 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:30,320 - I didn't think he was really like that, you know? 1223 01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:32,000 No offense, but he don't really look like 1224 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,560 he's got the minerals. 1225 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:34,800 - You're mad. 1226 01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:36,120 We went to the petrol station afterwards, 1227 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,760 and the same guy come in with his two brethrens, 1228 01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:39,360 and Laz tumped them up. 1229 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,200 - What? 1230 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,000 [laughing] 1231 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:41,800 Don't lie. 1232 01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:43,080 - It was like a film. 1233 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:45,000 - Oh my gosh, why weren't I there? 1234 01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:46,360 [laughing] 1235 01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:48,400 Wait, did Laz get hurt? 1236 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,920 - No, no, no he was fine. 1237 01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:51,600 We just went home after that. 1238 01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:52,880 - I bet you did. 1239 01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:55,120 Went on to kiss his bruises better, yeah? 1240 01:07:55,160 --> 01:07:57,560 - Yeah, something like that. 1241 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,760 - What's wrong? 1242 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:03,600 - Nothing. 1243 01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,360 - Simone, what is it? 1244 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,080 - Nothing. 1245 01:08:09,120 --> 01:08:12,320 - It's me you're talking to, you know? 1246 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,080 - Sasha, I really like him, man. 1247 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,600 I think he's still linking his ex. 1248 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,440 - What? 1249 01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:27,680 - I know it's long, and I didn't even want to say anything. 1250 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:28,680 - No. 1251 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:30,480 He's taking liberties. 1252 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,880 Nah Simone, fuck that yeah! 1253 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,280 I'll get my cousin to bust his head. 1254 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,640 You see this it why I don't want to say anything to you. 1255 01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,680 I knew you was going to act like this. 1256 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:50,520 - Well, why do you hate the fact that I love you? 1257 01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:55,680 - I don't know what I'm going to do, man. 1258 01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:02,720 - Look, you're not sure, that's one thing, isn't it? 1259 01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:06,960 So either ask him outright or look through his phone. 1260 01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,120 Come on Simone, you know it's the phone 1261 01:09:10,160 --> 01:09:13,240 that's gonna flop any man's runnings. 1262 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:19,160 - Yeah, but what if I don't like what I find? 1263 01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:27,760 - Then I get my cousin to bust his head in, isn't it? 1264 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:36,800 - [Richard] Laz, what should we be getting into 1265 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,120 tonight, big man? 1266 01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,520 - [Martin] Hey yo, what's going on? 1267 01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:42,800 - Look who it is, the part time crew. 1268 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:44,000 [laughing] 1269 01:09:44,040 --> 01:09:45,040 - Shut up. 1270 01:09:45,080 --> 01:09:46,840 You know we come at this time. 1271 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:49,480 You know what, I just think you might've come early 1272 01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,560 because you don't want to get your head bust up 1273 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,440 in sparring. 1274 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,480 - Is that right. 1275 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:55,840 - Martin has been training one week, 1276 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,960 and he's already talking shit. 1277 01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:00,920 - He looks really good though, Batman and Robin. 1278 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,920 - Oh man, that's got jokes. 1279 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:07,160 I swear my man looks like Penfold from Danger Mouse. 1280 01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,600 - What's going on, man good? 1281 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:13,080 Hey big man. 1282 01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:15,480 What's going on, brov? 1283 01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:17,040 Hey brov, what are you doing, blood? 1284 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,800 Man ain't hugging next man when he's in a towel, blood. 1285 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:20,440 Walk off this guy. 1286 01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:23,640 - So what's good then? 1287 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:24,800 We bandy today. 1288 01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:27,840 - Well you need to ask Laz 'cause I kind of 1289 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:28,800 winded him today. 1290 01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,800 [laughing] 1291 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,120 - No, no what happened was. 1292 01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,480 [laughing] 1293 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:39,880 - It's a girl, isn't it? 1294 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,000 - I just got things on my mind, brov. 1295 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,760 - I knew it. 1296 01:10:45,800 --> 01:10:47,920 - Yeah, when you see a man all looking depressed 1297 01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:49,600 and chatting of other things on their mind, 1298 01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:54,320 it's always either girl or money or both, trust me. 1299 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:55,800 - So what is it then, Laz? 1300 01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,600 Tell me now, but make it quick. 1301 01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:59,720 We got training to do. 1302 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,480 Go on. 1303 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,800 - Go on, what? 1304 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,200 - Tell me, isn't it? 1305 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,200 What's wrong? 1306 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:06,320 Hey Laz, you know I'm the expert 1307 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:07,520 when it comes to women. 1308 01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:08,680 It's like I got my master and my doctorate 1309 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:11,320 in feminology, so speak up, man. 1310 01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:13,680 - Nah Marty, it's too long. 1311 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,800 - Let me break it down. 1312 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,800 Basically him and Louise were split up, 1313 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,840 and he's met a next thing called Simone. 1314 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,480 But, my man don't know what to do 1315 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:25,440 because he loves Simone and thinks he loves Louise as well. 1316 01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:26,800 Confused. 1317 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,160 [laughing] 1318 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,920 - Rah, the man's really chatting my business, isn't it? 1319 01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:31,840 - [Richard] But you know what I'm saying it's like. 1320 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:33,520 - What is that it? 1321 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,280 Just chuck the both of them rags. 1322 01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,200 I thought man was gonna come with some real issues 1323 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,080 like some proper dilemmas. 1324 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,560 My brother, that is nothing. 1325 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:45,280 Man have been doing them things for time. 1326 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,920 Bro, don't you know there's sense 1327 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,800 of the world view there's three women to every one man, 1328 01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,760 so you've still got room for one more. 1329 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:52,800 Go get it. 1330 01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:53,960 - Yeah for real, fam. 1331 01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,840 Hey brov, see me yeah. 1332 01:11:55,880 --> 01:11:57,360 My brother don't pet chicks, you know? 1333 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:58,880 Mine will have like four of five ghetto 1334 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:03,680 thinking they're wifey, blood, sometimes 900,000, blood. 1335 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,200 - Hey look, shut up, you little man. 1336 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:07,080 Can't you tell the man's being serious. 1337 01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:08,720 Damn man. 1338 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,120 Listen Laz, at the end of the day, 1339 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,080 no one can tell you what to do, but don't do 1340 01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,880 that stereotypical black man think. 1341 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:17,840 I've got one wifey, and I love her to bits and pieces. 1342 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,880 - So but brov, that's what I'm saying, isn't it? 1343 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:21,840 Like I used to be like that with enough gal, 1344 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,760 but now man's just cool with the one wifey. 1345 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:25,920 Hey yo blood, she succulent, tight, juicy. 1346 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:27,200 No brov, she looks like oxtail, brov. 1347 01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:28,760 - Alright, I believe you. 1348 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:29,920 - Why do you always have to still keep that bit for? 1349 01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:31,440 But, what I'm saying to my man 1350 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:32,640 is he should just be single, and then he can do 1351 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,880 what he wants when he wants. 1352 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,920 - Brov, I do what I want anyway. 1353 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:42,960 Hey Laz, don't listen to these pussy whipped mommy's boys. 1354 01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:46,680 - Laz, all I'm saying is this. 1355 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:47,960 You ain't gonna be happy doing this. 1356 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,680 You're gonna be miserable, and so are they. 1357 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:51,720 So just let one go, man, or even let them both go 1358 01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:53,120 and find yourself. 1359 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:55,920 Then maybe you can be in a happy, fulfilling relationship. 1360 01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:57,800 - Yeah for real, blood. 1361 01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,760 Man needs to find himself, trust me. 1362 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,440 - Yeah, but you now, Laz isn't it? 1363 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,280 He reckons he's happy. 1364 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,200 - Nah, he ain't happy. 1365 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,880 - He ain't happy, blood. 1366 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,760 - Definitely ain't happy, man. 1367 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,400 How 'bout you ready? 1368 01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,920 - Yo catch you later, Laz. 1369 01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,200 - This work out's gonna be long. 1370 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:24,000 - Let's go. 1371 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,360 Let's do this. 1372 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:28,040 - [Femi] Catch you on the flip, man. 1373 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,280 - You know what, brov, you're right. 1374 01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,640 I'm gonna start looking at the glass 1375 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:39,360 as half full as opposed to half empty. 1376 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:41,600 [phone ringing] 1377 01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:42,640 Simone now. 1378 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:44,360 You alright, babe? 1379 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:45,520 - [Simone] I called you this morning. 1380 01:13:45,560 --> 01:13:46,960 Why didn't you answer the phone? 1381 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,800 - What this morning? 1382 01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:51,320 - [Simone] Yes. 1383 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:52,240 - Oh yeah, I saw the missed call, and I forgot to call-- 1384 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:53,000 - [Simone] Where are you? 1385 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:54,000 - I'm at the gym. 1386 01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,040 - [Simone] With who? 1387 01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:56,360 - With Richard. 1388 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:57,320 - Hey Simone. 1389 01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,120 - [Simone] Oh fuck off, Richard. 1390 01:13:58,160 --> 01:13:59,400 - She said, "Hey." 1391 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:00,560 What's a matter with you? 1392 01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:01,800 - [Simone] So where you going now? 1393 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:02,720 - I was gonna come back to yours, 1394 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:03,280 but you're acting so funny. 1395 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,560 What? 1396 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:05,880 'Cause I didn't return your call from earlier? 1397 01:14:05,920 --> 01:14:06,760 - [Simone] Are you still coming around? 1398 01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,000 - No man, I'm not. 1399 01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:09,040 - [Simone] Oh grow up. 1400 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:11,000 - See you later. 1401 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,080 - What was that about your glass being half full? 1402 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,680 - Allow it, man. 1403 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:15,840 Where you going now? 1404 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:18,400 - I'm going to work, blood, you? 1405 01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:19,640 - I'm gonna go around to this girl's yard 1406 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,320 and see what she's talking about. 1407 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,920 [electronic music] 1408 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:04,360 - You can sit down, you know. 1409 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:15,560 Laz, you do understand why I act the way I act sometimes? 1410 01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,040 - Yeah, it's because at the end of the day-- 1411 01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:18,320 - Hold on Lazarus. 1412 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:20,480 You have made me like this, you know? 1413 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,840 You have made me this paranoid. 1414 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:24,880 I see you not answer the phone to her, 1415 01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,240 so if you don't answer the phone to me, 1416 01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:29,040 can you blame me for thinking the worst. 1417 01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:29,840 - I'm not trying to blame you for-- 1418 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:30,960 - Hold on Lazarus. 1419 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,080 You really upset me this morning. 1420 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,160 I wasn't like this before, you know? 1421 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,200 The situation has made me like this. 1422 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,040 - You knew at the-- 1423 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:42,920 - Laz, will you hold on? 1424 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,440 Don't make me feel like a wrong end. 1425 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,480 I haven't done anything. 1426 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,040 Well say something then. 1427 01:15:53,080 --> 01:15:54,800 - I've been trying. 1428 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:57,480 Look. 1429 01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:01,440 I'm sorry I upset you. 1430 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,040 I do understand. 1431 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,680 Look can we just go out? 1432 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:12,520 - No, I'm not in the mood. 1433 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,440 - Well do you want me to leave? 1434 01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:16,280 - No. 1435 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:19,200 - Can I kiss you? 1436 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,720 [doorbell ringing] 1437 01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:50,400 - [Ty's Mom] Ty. 1438 01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:54,720 - Hello mate, you alright? 1439 01:16:54,760 --> 01:16:55,560 - Yeah. 1440 01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:57,920 - Good. 1441 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,680 What time do you want me to bring him back? 1442 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:02,120 - About eightish. 1443 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,160 - It's a copy of my latest CD. 1444 01:17:05,200 --> 01:17:07,800 - Cool, I heard you got a book coming as well, yeah? 1445 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,240 - Yeah, the book's looking good, man. 1446 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,360 Looking really good. 1447 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:11,960 I gave you a shout out on the thank yous. 1448 01:17:12,000 --> 01:17:15,200 I do appreciate what you do for Tyler. 1449 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,200 - Laz, I been kind of thinking. 1450 01:17:18,240 --> 01:17:20,080 [phone ringing] 1451 01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:22,240 - Sorry one second. 1452 01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:23,480 Hello? 1453 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:24,760 Hi babe. 1454 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,720 Yeah listen I'm just picking my son up. 1455 01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:27,800 Can I give you a call back? 1456 01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:29,800 Yeah alright babe, bye. 1457 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:31,960 Sorry about that. 1458 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:33,160 What was you saying? 1459 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,200 - I was just thinking that maybe we... 1460 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:36,920 [phone ringing] 1461 01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,440 - Sorry, I am sorry. 1462 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:39,280 - Hello? 1463 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,240 Hi. 1464 01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,360 Yeah I'm just picking up my son. 1465 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,760 I'll call you straight back. 1466 01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:49,080 - You haven't changed a bit, have you? 1467 01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,640 I'll see you about eight. 1468 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:51,800 Ty, 1469 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:53,120 [mumbling] 1470 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:55,160 honey, have a great day. 1471 01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:02,560 Laz, I'm really glad you sorted your life out, 1472 01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:04,240 and you're off that shit, yeah. 1473 01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:06,280 But, let me tell you something. 1474 01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:09,320 Don't replace one bad habit for another. 1475 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:10,160 Just go. 1476 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:18,600 - Alright Ty, will you sit down here for me 1477 01:18:19,440 --> 01:18:21,080 and watch the tele. 1478 01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,200 I'll be back in a minute. 1479 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,280 - Hello. 1480 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,240 I missed you. 1481 01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:34,760 - I missed you too. 1482 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:38,720 Thanks for coming over, babe. 1483 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,160 Listen I'm gonna ask you a little favor. 1484 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:45,600 - No. 1485 01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:48,120 - Babe, come on listen I've got the snooker with-- 1486 01:18:48,160 --> 01:18:49,000 - I don't care. 1487 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:49,840 - They're already there. 1488 01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:51,040 - Cancel. 1489 01:18:51,080 --> 01:18:51,960 - Don't be like that. 1490 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:53,440 - No, this is not gonna work. 1491 01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:54,200 - Pretty please. 1492 01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:55,200 - It's not happening. 1493 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,360 - You're so beautiful. 1494 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:57,600 - Stop it, no. 1495 01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,240 No! 1496 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:02,440 - Alright then blood, we'll see you at that thing later. 1497 01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:04,640 Blood listen, I'm the champion. 1498 01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:08,680 Start practicing and bring your money this time. 1499 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,320 Hold on Fems. 1500 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:14,280 Send that straight yeah? 1501 01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:16,240 Listen Femi, I'm leaving in a minute, 1502 01:19:16,280 --> 01:19:18,600 start practicing, have the money ready. 1503 01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:20,920 Alright my brethren, bless. 1504 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:25,520 Oh geez. 1505 01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:32,440 [smooth music] 1506 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:49,680 - Oh yeah, hey Q man, me and Martin were chatting 1507 01:19:49,720 --> 01:19:51,280 on the phone earlier yeah, so let me put 1508 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:55,040 the question to you like this J. Lo or Beyonce. 1509 01:19:55,080 --> 01:19:56,760 - Beyonce, man. 1510 01:19:56,800 --> 01:19:57,840 - Go on. 1511 01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:59,720 - All the way Queen B. 1512 01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:00,560 - Yes. 1513 01:20:01,800 --> 01:20:03,600 - Come on man, you know Beyonce's a sweet dream 1514 01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:05,360 and a beautiful nightmare. 1515 01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,200 [laughing] 1516 01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,560 - Yes, brov. 1517 01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:11,640 - Laz man, you know I'm shocked, blood. 1518 01:20:11,680 --> 01:20:13,280 - Told you brother, I told you. 1519 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,720 - I expected them man, you know. 1520 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:15,560 But, Laz. 1521 01:20:17,280 --> 01:20:19,320 - Break it down. 1522 01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:21,400 - It's like this. 1523 01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:24,320 I'm not trying to say that J. Lo's nicer than Beyonce, 1524 01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,120 but Beyonce don't look like she gonna let anyone 1525 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:27,480 do anything nasty with her. 1526 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,800 All you got is standard missionary position, that's it. 1527 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:32,320 But, J. Lo, mama! 1528 01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:35,320 J. Lo looks like she's on business plan. 1529 01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,320 She'll let you get her pet alsatian involved 1530 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:39,440 and that's just Friday night. 1531 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,560 [laughing] 1532 01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:44,440 - You need help. 1533 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,640 - You're just wrong, man. 1534 01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:49,800 - Bro, you need to go back to church. 1535 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:53,520 [laughing] 1536 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:55,320 - You know what, you should just get married 1537 01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:57,680 and come out of the game. 1538 01:20:57,720 --> 01:21:01,000 - Now marriage, now you open up a whole new kettle of fish 1539 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:03,320 'cause I don't think men are designed to get married. 1540 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:06,760 Matter of fact, monogamy's not in our nature. 1541 01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:10,720 If you think about it, monogamy's only just come in as well. 1542 01:21:10,760 --> 01:21:11,560 - What? 1543 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:14,800 - Alright look at it like this. 1544 01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:17,880 If you believe in evolution, then you'll know that mankind 1545 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:21,400 has been on planet Earth for millions of years, 1546 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:25,760 and in all that time, man has always been polygamist. 1547 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:28,360 - Yeah alright, break it down for me. 1548 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:31,120 - Let me break this down. 1549 01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:33,160 Alright look at it like this. 1550 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,360 We share planet Earth with millions of different species, 1551 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:40,280 insects, animals, all sorts, and out of all 1552 01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:43,800 of those different species, the only ones that mate 1553 01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:47,360 for life are field mice and human beings. 1554 01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,600 I'm just saying maybe we got it wrong. 1555 01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:54,520 - You know 'cause if you think about it-- 1556 01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:58,160 - If you think about it, it was Christianity that came in, 1557 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:00,000 what, 2,000 years ago. 1558 01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:03,480 2,000 years ago Christianity comes in and says, 1559 01:22:03,520 --> 01:22:06,920 "You can only have one woman each," long. 1560 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:08,880 But, before then, it was never like that. 1561 01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:12,560 So, you've got 2,000 years worth of learned behavior 1562 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:16,360 versus millions of years worth of evolved behavior. 1563 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:18,960 Who do you think is gonna win that fight? 1564 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,520 [smooth music] 1565 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:24,040 Bro! 1566 01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,520 [smooth music] 1567 01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:35,400 - Everything you poets say has to be long and drawn out. 1568 01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:38,160 Blood, remember when we went to go see Laz perform, 1569 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,800 and that brother with the start out dreds. 1570 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,440 My man was on stage like this. 1571 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:43,560 He was like, "Water, water, 1572 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,440 "W, A, T, E, R, water. 1573 01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,000 [laughing] 1574 01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:50,480 "Water is wet. 1575 01:22:50,520 --> 01:22:51,480 "Water is deep. 1576 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:53,560 "Water is water." 1577 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:54,840 [laughing] 1578 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:56,160 Hey brov, that's your boy, you know? 1579 01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,440 - Lawi man, is a deep poet, you know? 1580 01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:00,320 [laughing] 1581 01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:02,120 - Like fam, you're either like confused, 1582 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:04,240 or you get high off of those scented candles 1583 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:06,440 you keep lighting because first and foremost 1584 01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:08,520 you're a black man named Lazarus. 1585 01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:10,440 You were born and raised a Christian. 1586 01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:13,080 You're now a Muslim who dresses like a camel Sherpa. 1587 01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:16,160 Your hair looks like freaking Cornwall porridge 1588 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,800 gone horribly wrong, blood. 1589 01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:20,560 I mean you drive a sports car with no insurance, 1590 01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:21,840 and I've seen you. 1591 01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:23,680 You ate like some freaking jerk pork. 1592 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:25,320 I've seen him, brov, and my man try to tell me 1593 01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,880 that it was jerk chicken, but I know pork when I taste pork, 1594 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:29,120 you get me? 1595 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:30,720 On top of that, you're a serious gellus. 1596 01:23:30,760 --> 01:23:32,280 Like what's next brov? 1597 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,240 You gonna open up a kebab store in Nigeria or something? 1598 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:36,600 [laughing] 1599 01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:49,600 - You know what let's have a toast. 1600 01:23:49,640 --> 01:23:51,240 Put your drinks up. 1601 01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:54,120 A toast to the fall of monogamy 1602 01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:58,360 and the freedom for man to love as much woman as them want. 1603 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:00,160 Yes sir. 1604 01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,840 [laughing] 1605 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:07,440 I'm talking to you, man, waving your mouth. 1606 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:11,480 - I'm listening to you, and I'm just concerned for you. 1607 01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:13,080 - Oh, here we go again, go on. 1608 01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:16,520 Tell us all how great your relationship with Tanya is. 1609 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:18,720 - Brov, it's like we have big men out here, 1610 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,560 and you lot are going like you just started college. 1611 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,440 When you lot gonna grow the fuck up, man? 1612 01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:26,520 You lot just want to bang as many girls as possible, 1613 01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,560 and you ain't over that yet. 1614 01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:29,600 - Over what? 1615 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:36,400 - So your proved didn't get [muttering] 1616 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,440 what's next? 1617 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:41,960 - Blood, why is manytrying to spoil the mood 1618 01:24:42,000 --> 01:24:43,480 for like we're joking, brother. 1619 01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:45,120 [laughing] 1620 01:24:45,160 --> 01:24:46,640 - Yeah but, he's right. 1621 01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:48,960 Man's sending our kids out here. 1622 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,200 You know, come to think of it you sound like you've got 1623 01:24:51,240 --> 01:24:52,640 a good thing with Tanya, Carl. 1624 01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:53,960 And, that's something that I respect. 1625 01:24:54,000 --> 01:24:55,440 Real talk. 1626 01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:56,480 - Oh shut up man. 1627 01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:57,560 You're putting me off my shot. 1628 01:24:57,600 --> 01:24:59,160 - No, no, no. 1629 01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,200 Thank you Richard, yeah, 'cause it's good 1630 01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:04,000 to see that there's still some morals left in the camp. 1631 01:25:04,040 --> 01:25:05,800 Brother, I'm trying to raise a family out here, 1632 01:25:05,840 --> 01:25:07,040 settle down. 1633 01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:09,040 What the fuck are you lot doing besides 1634 01:25:09,080 --> 01:25:11,160 fucking better, get over? 1635 01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:17,400 - I earn over 175 bags last year. 1636 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:19,720 I got two yards and a bad ass Bentley. 1637 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:24,680 Don't try and pop style on man like we ain't got nothing. 1638 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:29,160 - Bro, all I'm saying is that you lot remind me 1639 01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:31,240 of my dad, man. 1640 01:25:31,280 --> 01:25:32,680 All you seem to bring to the table 1641 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:34,200 when it comes to women is sex. 1642 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:35,640 I just think there's more to being a man 1643 01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:36,800 than just that. 1644 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,680 - Yeah man's right still. 1645 01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:43,320 - Man's right still. 1646 01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,680 Carl, you wanna watch that pedestal 1647 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:48,440 you put yourself on, you know brov, 1648 01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:49,880 'cause you might just drop off. 1649 01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:52,200 - And, what if I do, Laz? 1650 01:25:52,240 --> 01:25:53,840 What if I do? 1651 01:25:53,880 --> 01:25:55,240 You don't get it. 1652 01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:56,960 There are rewards in trying. 1653 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,080 Don't you know that, Laz? 1654 01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:00,960 So you're saying to me that just because there's 1655 01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:04,160 a potential of failure that I should stop trying. 1656 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:07,200 - No, what I'm saying is you do you, 1657 01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:09,800 and I'll do me. 1658 01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:12,720 - Simple. 1659 01:26:14,600 --> 01:26:15,800 - That's cool. 1660 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:20,040 Cool, but let me ask you one more question. 1661 01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:23,600 Why is what you have never enough, Laz? 1662 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:27,240 Why do you always want more, more, and more? 1663 01:26:27,280 --> 01:26:29,800 Why you never satisfied, Laz? 1664 01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:34,560 [smooth music] 1665 01:26:43,480 --> 01:26:47,480 - Yo family tree, you can't have a dramatic exit 1666 01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,640 and take your beer with you, blood, like it spoils it. 1667 01:26:50,680 --> 01:26:51,920 [laughing] 1668 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,720 Like be more dramatic that's what I'm saying. 1669 01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:55,840 [laughing] 1670 01:26:59,160 --> 01:27:01,880 - You know what you're disgusting! 1671 01:27:04,680 --> 01:27:06,640 You have no consideration for women, 1672 01:27:06,680 --> 01:27:10,080 and you are weak, feeble excuses for me. 1673 01:27:11,680 --> 01:27:12,480 Excuse me. 1674 01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:14,800 [laughing] 1675 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:16,240 I heard you lot chatting rubbish 1676 01:27:16,280 --> 01:27:18,360 for about the last hour, and you know what in all of your 1677 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:20,960 chat about evolution what about the woman's evolution? 1678 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:23,840 - You were really listening to you conversation, isn't it? 1679 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:26,920 [laughing] 1680 01:27:26,960 --> 01:27:28,760 - Yeah you lot make me laugh. 1681 01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,800 You act like it's the old days where men 1682 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:32,120 would go out and be the bread winners 1683 01:27:32,160 --> 01:27:34,720 and women would, what, stay at home. 1684 01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:37,760 - Yeah, I think that's the way it should be. 1685 01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:39,200 - Hey man. 1686 01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,720 - Please, woman have to go out there and get theirs 1687 01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:44,080 because men have fallen short. 1688 01:27:44,120 --> 01:27:47,760 You lot haven't got a clue how to treat a woman 1689 01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,800 or how to love her or how to romance her 1690 01:27:50,840 --> 01:27:53,440 so that you can get the rest from her. 1691 01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:56,400 Nowadays all you lot bring to the table 1692 01:27:56,440 --> 01:27:57,840 is big willy talk. 1693 01:28:00,760 --> 01:28:04,880 And, the worst thing is it ain't even that big. 1694 01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:08,440 [laughing] 1695 01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:10,800 - Ow. 1696 01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:13,880 That hurt. 1697 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:16,440 - Don't get it twisted, she like me. 1698 01:28:16,480 --> 01:28:18,400 [laughing] 1699 01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:19,560 She likes me. 1700 01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:23,760 [electronic music] 1701 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:29,760 - I heard it's Michelle. 1702 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,400 - You're not about to do what I think you are, are you? 1703 01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:34,480 - What? 1704 01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:35,760 - Well ask me out. 1705 01:28:35,800 --> 01:28:36,800 Not after you openly confessed to the fact 1706 01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,320 that you think it's okay to have 1707 01:28:38,360 --> 01:28:40,080 more than one woman. 1708 01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:41,320 - No listen that wasn't me that was-- 1709 01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:42,880 - What's your name? 1710 01:28:42,920 --> 01:28:43,920 - Lazarus. 1711 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:47,520 - Lazarus, I have no sympathy for you. 1712 01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:50,160 With talk like that, you are heading for a fall. 1713 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,960 - Listen I'm sorry. 1714 01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,640 Can I be honest with you? 1715 01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,360 I don't believe all that rubbish I said in there. 1716 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:01,640 I was just showing off in front of my friends. 1717 01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:03,880 I respect women, and I respect you 1718 01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:05,360 and the way you stood up to us 1719 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:07,040 when you heard us talking all that nonsense. 1720 01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:10,240 [electronic music] 1721 01:29:10,280 --> 01:29:12,360 - So have you got a girl? 1722 01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:15,960 - No. 1723 01:29:18,360 --> 01:29:20,240 - So what do you want with me? 1724 01:29:20,280 --> 01:29:21,960 Are you looking for a wife? 1725 01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:26,200 - That depends are you looking for a husband? 1726 01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,040 - Maybe. 1727 01:29:28,680 --> 01:29:31,160 - Then maybe you've just found him. 1728 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:34,120 [electronic music] 1729 01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:41,440 [synth music] 1730 01:30:35,120 --> 01:30:38,600 [rhythm and blues music] 1731 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:46,480 - Babe, I'm so sorry I'm late. 1732 01:30:46,520 --> 01:30:47,960 - There she is. 1733 01:30:48,000 --> 01:30:49,560 [laughing] 1734 01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:52,080 - When you said the 24th, I thought that's the annual ball. 1735 01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:53,280 I'm so sorry. 1736 01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:55,040 How'd it go? 1737 01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,720 - Babe, I mashed 'em. 1738 01:30:56,760 --> 01:30:57,520 - I knew you would. 1739 01:30:57,560 --> 01:30:58,400 Come here. 1740 01:30:58,440 --> 01:30:59,320 [laughing] 1741 01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:00,720 I'm proud of you. 1742 01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:01,920 - Thank you darling. 1743 01:31:01,960 --> 01:31:04,320 You look absolutely beautiful. 1744 01:31:04,360 --> 01:31:05,360 - Thank you. 1745 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:08,880 - Shall we get out of here? 1746 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:11,000 - [Louise] Yeah let's go. 1747 01:31:13,920 --> 01:31:17,560 - [Lazarus] We've got to have this last dance. 1748 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,000 [rap music] 1749 01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:57,560 - Jeremiah. 1750 01:31:58,760 --> 01:31:59,680 - It's a good name. 1751 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:00,800 - It's a good name. 1752 01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:02,360 It's a strong name. 1753 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:05,000 [phone vibrating] 1754 01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:05,960 What's wrong? 1755 01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:07,480 Everything okay? 1756 01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:11,000 - Yeah babe, I've got to go and take care of something. 1757 01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:12,920 - So you're not gonna come in? 1758 01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:14,120 - I'll be right back. 1759 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:16,880 I won't be long, alright? 1760 01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:18,000 I love you. 1761 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:20,040 - Yeah I love you too. 1762 01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:22,480 [rap music] 1763 01:32:47,680 --> 01:32:49,960 [knocking] 1764 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:09,320 - Look I need to speak to you. 1765 01:33:22,600 --> 01:33:24,000 I can't do this. 1766 01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:36,920 I can't do this. 1767 01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:51,080 Look. 1768 01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:58,040 Michelle, I didn't come here for this, seriously. 1769 01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,840 You're not listening. 1770 01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:08,400 Do you want this from me? 1771 01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,440 Do you really want this? 1772 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:25,880 - So what was it you wanted to talk to me about? 1773 01:34:29,400 --> 01:34:31,280 - Don't worry about it. 1774 01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:37,120 I'm gonna go and have a shower. 1775 01:35:29,120 --> 01:35:31,240 [knocking] 1776 01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:34,080 - It's for you. 1777 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:35,600 - What? 1778 01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:37,440 - The door is for you. 1779 01:35:40,280 --> 01:35:41,160 - For me? 1780 01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:41,920 What are you talking about? 1781 01:35:41,960 --> 01:35:42,840 Are you mad? 1782 01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:44,840 - So now we're mad, yeah? 1783 01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:57,240 [smooth music] 1784 01:36:01,120 --> 01:36:02,120 - Who is it? 1785 01:36:05,960 --> 01:36:07,160 Why would you do that? 1786 01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:08,360 - You know what, sis, it's not even about me. 1787 01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:09,680 It's about him. 1788 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:11,120 He has been doing shit to me like this to me 1789 01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:12,920 all my life, and I've had enough. 1790 01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:13,840 - All your life? 1791 01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:15,040 I don't even know you. 1792 01:36:15,080 --> 01:36:16,720 - I have met brothers like you enough. 1793 01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:19,240 You think it is fun to chat shit to girls 1794 01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:22,000 and fill their heads with lies about marriage. 1795 01:36:22,040 --> 01:36:24,400 You act all charming and nice 1796 01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:26,880 and charge through my life, trample on my heart, 1797 01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:30,160 fuck me, and then, what, disappear into your next chick 1798 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:31,840 to do the same shit! 1799 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:34,280 [rap music] 1800 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:38,880 So was it worth it, Laz? 1801 01:36:39,800 --> 01:36:41,800 Was it fucking worth it? 1802 01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:43,800 - Don't do that to me! 1803 01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:45,440 Don't ever touch me. 1804 01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:48,680 Look Simone. 1805 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:51,120 [rap music] 1806 01:36:57,360 --> 01:36:58,360 Please. 1807 01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:00,520 [rap music] 1808 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:15,320 - Get the fuck out. 1809 01:37:15,360 --> 01:37:16,680 Get the fuck out! 1810 01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:22,160 - [Ryan] But, you didn't have it. 1811 01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:23,080 You didn't even want to speak to me. 1812 01:37:23,120 --> 01:37:23,680 You're just like ignoring me. 1813 01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:24,480 It's ridiculous. 1814 01:37:24,520 --> 01:37:25,280 - I wasn't ignoring you. 1815 01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:26,400 - [Ryan] Yes you were. 1816 01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:27,160 - I wasn't ignoring you-- 1817 01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:27,880 - [Ryan] You're shy? 1818 01:37:27,920 --> 01:37:29,320 - I am shy. 1819 01:37:29,360 --> 01:37:31,840 - [Ryan] Yeah right, look at you all broad n'stuff. 1820 01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:33,240 - I probably would've spoken to you later. 1821 01:37:33,280 --> 01:37:34,240 - [Ryan] Eventually. 1822 01:37:34,280 --> 01:37:35,160 - Maybe. 1823 01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:35,840 - [Ryan] I don't believe you. 1824 01:37:35,880 --> 01:37:36,640 - I might have. 1825 01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:37,440 - [Ryan] Stoosh. 1826 01:37:37,480 --> 01:37:38,240 - I'm not stoosh. 1827 01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:40,000 - No, you're sweet. 1828 01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:41,000 One sec. 1829 01:37:41,040 --> 01:37:41,800 Hello? 1830 01:37:45,280 --> 01:37:46,760 Just give me a second. 1831 01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:49,280 [smooth music] 1832 01:37:57,240 --> 01:37:58,000 Louise, what's wrong? 1833 01:37:58,040 --> 01:37:59,320 Why're you crying? 1834 01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:01,080 - I don't even know. 1835 01:38:03,400 --> 01:38:07,000 - Just calm down and tell me what's wrong. 1836 01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:12,440 - I just feel so stupid, Ryan. 1837 01:38:12,480 --> 01:38:15,960 I just caught Lazarus in bed with another woman. 1838 01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,920 - And you thought let me call Ryan. 1839 01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:21,240 What for, Louise? 1840 01:38:21,280 --> 01:38:23,000 For round two until he comes crawling back? 1841 01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:24,280 - No, it's not like that. 1842 01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:25,360 I just needed a friend to talk to. 1843 01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:29,320 - Look I'm really sorry you're upset, 1844 01:38:29,360 --> 01:38:31,960 but I can't do anything for you. 1845 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:34,720 I hope it works out. 1846 01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:40,160 You deserve better than someone like Lazarus, 1847 01:38:40,200 --> 01:38:43,320 and I deserve someone better than someone like you. 1848 01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:45,840 [smooth music] 1849 01:39:05,280 --> 01:39:07,000 - Who was that, babe? 1850 01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:09,640 - No one important. 1851 01:39:10,520 --> 01:39:11,440 More wine? 1852 01:39:11,480 --> 01:39:12,480 - Please. 1853 01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:16,520 [smooth music] 1854 01:39:30,400 --> 01:39:32,920 [doorbell ringing] 1855 01:39:32,960 --> 01:39:35,560 [synth music] 1856 01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:40,240 - Hey what's up, stranger? 1857 01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:43,720 You look like shit. 1858 01:39:43,760 --> 01:39:46,000 [laughing] 1859 01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:48,440 [synth music] 1860 01:39:51,320 --> 01:39:52,400 Fancy a line? 1861 01:39:55,520 --> 01:39:57,000 Fancy a line? 1862 01:39:57,040 --> 01:39:59,440 [synth music] 1863 01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:11,360 [sniffing] 1864 01:40:15,000 --> 01:40:17,880 [laughing] 1865 01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:20,520 [synth music] 1866 01:40:25,480 --> 01:40:27,560 [laughing] 1867 01:40:29,280 --> 01:40:30,760 [synth music] 1868 01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:32,800 what are you doing, Laz? 1869 01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:36,080 Laz man, fuck off! 1870 01:40:36,120 --> 01:40:37,560 What the fuck? 1871 01:40:37,600 --> 01:40:39,480 Fuck, fuck, fuck off! 1872 01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:43,600 The fuck. 1873 01:40:48,560 --> 01:40:49,800 Fuck. 1874 01:40:49,840 --> 01:40:52,440 [synth music] 1875 01:41:00,280 --> 01:41:02,560 I think you better go, Laz. 1876 01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:07,800 [sad music] 1877 01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:20,600 - [Lazarus Voiceover] Simone listen. 1878 01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,320 Just answer the phone. 1879 01:41:22,360 --> 01:41:23,640 Please answer the phone. 1880 01:41:23,680 --> 01:41:25,480 I know you're upset. 1881 01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:29,120 I just need to explain to you. 1882 01:41:29,160 --> 01:41:30,800 I need to speak to you. 1883 01:41:30,840 --> 01:41:34,200 Just call me back, or I'll call you back. 1884 01:41:34,240 --> 01:41:35,080 Just pick up. 1885 01:41:35,120 --> 01:41:36,120 Pick up Simone. 1886 01:41:36,160 --> 01:41:37,480 Please pick up. 1887 01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:42,840 [voicemail beeping] 1888 01:41:42,880 --> 01:41:45,960 Louise, I know what that looked like. 1889 01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:50,120 I just need to speak to you. 1890 01:41:50,160 --> 01:41:51,600 I need to speak to you. 1891 01:41:51,640 --> 01:41:53,360 There's just some things that have been happening, 1892 01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:56,920 and I just, Louise, just pick up the phone. 1893 01:41:57,880 --> 01:41:59,680 Please answer the phone. 1894 01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:02,040 Just please pick up the phone. 1895 01:42:03,520 --> 01:42:05,600 [grunting] 1896 01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:06,640 - Yeah, you like that? 1897 01:42:06,680 --> 01:42:08,880 Yeah you fucking like that, don't ya? 1898 01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,640 Straight up your fucking ass. 1899 01:42:10,680 --> 01:42:12,960 [grunting] 1900 01:42:18,360 --> 01:42:22,560 Oh, you wanna calm down on that gear, love, alright? 1901 01:42:23,640 --> 01:42:25,560 What about me and her? 1902 01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:28,200 Right, fix yourself up 'cause you're fucking next. 1903 01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:30,560 [knocking] 1904 01:42:38,320 --> 01:42:40,040 [laughing] 1905 01:42:40,080 --> 01:42:40,880 Hello son. 1906 01:42:42,120 --> 01:42:44,120 What the fuck are you wearing, pal? 1907 01:42:44,160 --> 01:42:45,440 [laughing] 1908 01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:46,600 I knew you'd come and find me. 1909 01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:47,560 Come on, come in. 1910 01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:50,120 - Tom, I'm not staying, brov. 1911 01:42:51,760 --> 01:42:54,880 You ain't got a bit of a thing, have ya? 1912 01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:56,280 - Yeah of course I have. 1913 01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:57,720 How much do you want? 1914 01:42:57,760 --> 01:42:58,680 - Just a cheapo. 1915 01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:00,080 - Sure, alright. 1916 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:02,560 You just sit. 1917 01:43:02,600 --> 01:43:04,920 [laughing] 1918 01:43:07,520 --> 01:43:09,080 Hey babe. 1919 01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:11,520 [muttering] 1920 01:43:16,000 --> 01:43:17,720 You want some weed? 1921 01:43:20,760 --> 01:43:22,640 What are you doing? 1922 01:43:22,680 --> 01:43:24,160 Put your money away, Laz. 1923 01:43:24,200 --> 01:43:24,960 I don't want your dough. 1924 01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:26,280 You know that. 1925 01:43:26,320 --> 01:43:28,360 That's from me to you, son, alright? 1926 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:30,080 Gonna be sweet, yeah? 1927 01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:31,080 Sure. 1928 01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:32,360 - Cool brov. 1929 01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:34,440 - Dude, you half look a fucking state, pal. 1930 01:43:34,480 --> 01:43:36,200 Alright look, give us a bell, yeah? 1931 01:43:36,240 --> 01:43:37,520 - [Lazarus] Take care, man. 1932 01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:40,640 - Alright, I wish you all the best, ta mate. 1933 01:43:44,120 --> 01:43:46,720 [synth music] 1934 01:43:54,800 --> 01:43:57,200 - Simone, Simone just call me back. 1935 01:43:57,240 --> 01:43:58,240 Call me back please. 1936 01:43:58,280 --> 01:43:59,240 I need to speak to you. 1937 01:43:59,280 --> 01:44:00,320 It's not what you think. 1938 01:44:00,360 --> 01:44:02,000 Just call me back please. 1939 01:44:02,040 --> 01:44:04,880 [synth music] 1940 01:44:04,920 --> 01:44:07,240 [sniffing] 1941 01:44:08,520 --> 01:44:12,200 Louise, I know you don't want to speak to me. 1942 01:44:15,680 --> 01:44:17,680 I need your help. 1943 01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:19,040 I need your help. 1944 01:44:19,080 --> 01:44:21,680 [synth music] 1945 01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:28,760 Simone, answer the phone! 1946 01:44:29,880 --> 01:44:32,480 [synth music] 1947 01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:39,440 I know you don't want to speak to me, 1948 01:44:39,480 --> 01:44:43,640 but I need to speak to you, so you call me back! 1949 01:44:43,680 --> 01:44:46,080 [synth music] 1950 01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:51,320 I know you're upset with me, but you don't know 1951 01:44:51,360 --> 01:44:52,360 what I'm going through. 1952 01:44:52,400 --> 01:44:54,680 Just call me back please. 1953 01:44:54,720 --> 01:44:55,720 Please! 1954 01:44:58,280 --> 01:44:59,640 Just help me. 1955 01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:02,040 [synth music] 1956 01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:23,680 [phone ringing] 1957 01:45:30,880 --> 01:45:33,240 - Laz, listen to me, mate. 1958 01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:36,840 Whatever you do please don't do that fucking thing 1959 01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:38,360 I gave you, alright? 1960 01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:39,720 It's not good, mate. 1961 01:45:39,760 --> 01:45:41,000 I gave you the wrong package. 1962 01:45:41,040 --> 01:45:44,400 Just call me ASAP, alright pal? 1963 01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:46,240 Alright, ta mate, bye. 1964 01:45:47,400 --> 01:45:48,920 Fuck! 1965 01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:51,560 [synth music] 1966 01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:03,960 [sad piano music] 1967 01:47:20,560 --> 01:47:24,080 - Now we all knew Lazarus in some form or way 1968 01:47:24,120 --> 01:47:28,320 whether through his books, his CDs, even his blogs. 1969 01:47:30,840 --> 01:47:33,800 So on that note, we're gonna have someone coming up here 1970 01:47:33,840 --> 01:47:36,400 with special words for Lazarus. 1971 01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:51,880 - Hi. 1972 01:47:53,280 --> 01:47:55,960 I think everyone here knew Laz well if not personally, 1973 01:47:56,000 --> 01:47:59,400 then through his work, his CDs, his blogs, 1974 01:48:01,080 --> 01:48:03,360 and now of course his book. 1975 01:48:05,000 --> 01:48:07,560 He wrote a letter to describe in part the darkness 1976 01:48:07,600 --> 01:48:09,600 which shrouded his soul. 1977 01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:15,080 When I lived with Laz, I found him complicated. 1978 01:48:17,160 --> 01:48:19,520 He was at times misunderstood. 1979 01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:23,760 He had a phrase to describe his not so nice moments. 1980 01:48:25,080 --> 01:48:28,480 He called it the dark night of the soul. 1981 01:48:31,920 --> 01:48:35,320 One thing I do know is Laz loved his work, 1982 01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:39,720 and I debated whether I should read this out to you, 1983 01:48:39,760 --> 01:48:42,880 but I think he would've wanted me to. 1984 01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:48,520 Am I here to help or hurt you? 1985 01:48:50,760 --> 01:48:53,360 Am I here to bless or curse you? 1986 01:48:55,080 --> 01:48:57,680 Are my wants greater than your needs? 1987 01:48:57,720 --> 01:49:00,400 Do I feed you to make you fat and healthy 1988 01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:02,920 only to slaughter and cook you in the sacred fire 1989 01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:06,080 of my passion so that I may devour you? 1990 01:49:07,280 --> 01:49:10,520 Do I make you smile only to make me smile? 1991 01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:15,360 Do I take pride in dressing you only for the pleasure 1992 01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:17,320 of stripping you naked? 1993 01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:20,640 My heart is heavy with feelings. 1994 01:49:20,680 --> 01:49:22,600 My mind overrun with questions. 1995 01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,360 The chaos I have wrought. 1996 01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:25,920 The pain I have caused. 1997 01:49:25,960 --> 01:49:28,040 The lies I have melted. 1998 01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:30,080 O sorrow of mine, it's love that I blame 1999 01:49:30,120 --> 01:49:33,880 for the tortures I wrought on you, O sisters of Zion. 2000 01:49:33,920 --> 01:49:36,000 And, so as I transfer my existence 2001 01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:40,040 from one realm to another, from form to formlessness, 2002 01:49:41,520 --> 01:49:45,080 from mortal to immortality, from corruptible 2003 01:49:45,120 --> 01:49:49,120 to incorruption, it is my prayer that I set you free 2004 01:49:51,560 --> 01:49:55,160 to live, to love, to bask in the holy beauty 2005 01:49:56,640 --> 01:49:59,360 of this life and to know that if I couldn't love you 2006 01:49:59,400 --> 01:50:03,000 in life, then I will love you in eternity. 2007 01:50:05,240 --> 01:50:09,040 Beauty, wisdom, freedom, love, until that day. 2008 01:50:20,160 --> 01:50:23,600 ♪ Red sky October, white cliffs hungover 2009 01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:26,400 ♪ And, it's coming on, something strong 2010 01:50:26,440 --> 01:50:29,400 ♪ My mouth starts running right before the purple haze 2011 01:50:29,440 --> 01:50:31,640 ♪ Is gone 2012 01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:37,640 ♪ And, you say I'm so yellow why can't I be brave 2013 01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:42,960 ♪ Cause you let go, and I let go 2014 01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:46,240 ♪ Nobody takes the blame 2015 01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:49,160 ♪ The one thing keeping my hope alive 2016 01:50:49,200 --> 01:50:52,160 ♪ Is the same thing that tells me we won't survive 2017 01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:56,440 ♪ The colors all fade as we divide it's true 2018 01:50:58,000 --> 01:51:02,400 ♪ Now all that's left is blue 2019 01:51:02,440 --> 01:51:04,520 ♪ Blue 2020 01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:08,360 ♪ Now all that's left is blue 2021 01:51:13,040 --> 01:51:17,240 ♪ It's an ultra violet violence no one else can see the war 2022 01:51:19,480 --> 01:51:22,640 ♪ We were once so vibrant now we're bleak and silent 2023 01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:25,640 ♪ Mentally keeping score 2024 01:51:25,680 --> 01:51:27,680 ♪ Well clouds over hung 2025 01:51:27,720 --> 01:51:30,560 ♪ They're monochrome, heavy and gray 2026 01:51:30,600 --> 01:51:32,560 ♪ With the words we don't say 2027 01:51:32,600 --> 01:51:36,800 ♪ And, at any moment, I know we're gonna see the rain 2028 01:51:36,840 --> 01:51:39,200 ♪ Yeah, yeah 2029 01:51:39,240 --> 01:51:43,440 ♪ And, you say I'm so yellow why can't I be brave 2030 01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:48,680 ♪ Cause you let go, and I let go 2031 01:51:48,720 --> 01:51:51,960 ♪ Nobody takes the blame 2032 01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:54,920 ♪ The one thing keeping my hope alive 2033 01:51:54,960 --> 01:51:58,440 ♪ Is the same thing that tells me we won't survive 2034 01:51:58,480 --> 01:52:02,600 ♪ The colors all fade as we divide it's true 2035 01:52:03,800 --> 01:52:08,120 ♪ Now all that's left is blue 2036 01:52:08,160 --> 01:52:10,200 ♪ Blue 2037 01:52:10,240 --> 01:52:14,240 ♪ Now all that's left is blue 2038 01:52:17,360 --> 01:52:19,320 ♪ It doesn't surprise me 2039 01:52:19,360 --> 01:52:20,840 ♪ I've been going overboard 2040 01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:22,280 ♪ It doesn't surprise me 2041 01:52:22,320 --> 01:52:24,120 ♪ I've been trying to ignore 2042 01:52:24,160 --> 01:52:27,120 ♪ It doesn't surprise me that we've been going overboard 2043 01:52:27,160 --> 01:52:31,360 ♪ Trying to ignore the fact that it doesn't surprise me 2044 01:52:32,400 --> 01:52:33,960 ♪ I've been going overboard 2045 01:52:34,000 --> 01:52:35,440 ♪ It doesn't surprise me 2046 01:52:35,480 --> 01:52:37,160 ♪ I've been trying to ignore 2047 01:52:37,200 --> 01:52:40,960 ♪ It doesn't surprise me that we've been going overboard 2048 01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:45,200 ♪ Trying to ignore the fact that it doesn't surprise me 2049 01:52:49,960 --> 01:52:53,560 ♪ No, you never surprise me 2050 01:53:11,360 --> 01:53:15,560 ♪ I drink a poison, pitch black, and it spins the room 133775