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I will certify the results after
all the precincts have reported.
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A final tally within 1% will
trigger an automatic recount.
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In the event of an exact tie, the seat
is awarded to the male candidate,
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and the female candidate
is put in jail.
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Once again,
I have to object.
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I don't think it would hold up
in court but it is city law.
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Any questions?
Yes, actually.
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At the eleventh hour,
the Newports
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are trying to install
these voting machines
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in several precincts
around town.
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Watch what happens when I
vote for Bobby Newport.
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Shouldn't we be rewarding
our citizens for voting?
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I'm never against anyone
getting a candy bar.
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But watch what happens
when you vote for me.
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Then, you have to
press it again.
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I'm sorry. I just don't
see the problem.
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Okay, everyone. Ahem!
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Today is election day,
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as we all know, and I'd just
like to say a few words.
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Okay.
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Six months
ago we came together...
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Again?
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You're getting tears
in my Eggs Florentine.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going
to try again later. Okay?
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Bobby Newport and I are separated
by a razor-thin margin.
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Could go either way.
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I've only slept nine hours
over the past four days.
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So, I'm right on the verge
of a nervous breakdown.
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This isn't a bagel.
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Since Leslie is
an embarrassing disaster,
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let me go over
tonight's agenda.
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Party starts at 7:00
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in the historic Jermaine Jackson
Ballroom at the Pawnee SuperSuites.
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It is no longer a "Pimps
and Hoes" pajama party.
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That idea was
nixed by a certain
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uptight nerd who
shall remain nameless.
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By 10:00, we should know
if Leslie won the election.
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But more importantly, tonight, Ann
and I are getting back together.
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Oh, right. Because
of a dream you had?
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Last night,
at approximately 2:30 a.m.,
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I woke up from a dream
that felt so real
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that it had
to be a premonition.
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Me, Drake,
and the T-Mobile girl
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were playing baccarat
on a private jet.
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Ann Perkins walks up
to me, and she says,
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"Tommy, tomorrow night,
I'm taking you back."
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Then, Blue Ivy Carter high-fived
me and gave me $40 million.
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It was all so real.
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Do me a favor there, Dana.
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Reach into that crate, pull out
a bottle of single malt scotch,
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pour me four fingers of it
and throw away the cap.
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Sorry, I only have
blended whisky.
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Why? Are children even
allowed at this event?
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Nobody touches this but me.
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It's been along,
hard-fought campaign.
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I have been forced to do
many things I don't enjoy,
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like write things down
and speak with people.
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But now I'm alone, I have my favorite
whisky, things are looking up.
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Bacon-wrapped shrimp?
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Thank you, ma'am.
I'll take it from here.
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Okay.
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Just keep it
in the pocket.
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Hey! You guys all set?
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Yeah. What we did is
I wrote two versions
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of my amazing campaign
anthem Catch Your Dream.
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If we win, I sing...
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Catch your dream and
shackle it to your heart
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But if we lose,
I'm just going to sing...
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Screw your dream
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Shackle it up its own butt
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So?
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Well, I hope she wins.
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Oh, gosh, me too.
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Oh!
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April!
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Honey? No, no, no,
hey, okay.
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Calm down.
I'll be right there.
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You guys, April's in trouble.
I have to go.
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If I die before I get back,
Rivers, you're the new me.
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Chang, you're the new Rivers.
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Burly, you're out of the band.
I'm the only one who likes you.
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Okay, Later, dudes.
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How do you feel, Bobby?
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So good.
You have no idea.
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I'm super psyched this is over.
It's been hard.
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The reason why Bobby and
I are appearing together
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is to send the message that
everyone should get out and vote,
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no matter who
they're voting for.
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That's right. Another
awesome point by Leslie.
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That's why
I'm voting for you.
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What's so funny?
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They were laughing
at your joke.
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What joke?
I am voting for you.
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You're not voting
for yourself?
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Leslie, you can't
vote for yourself,
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I don't think. I'm pretty
sure that's illegal.
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Anything else?
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Bobby, if you won, what
would be your first thing...
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Hey. You did an unbelievable
job on this campaign, Ben.
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My partners back in
Washington think so, too.
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Well, Leslie gets
the credit, not me.
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Look. Your opponent
is legendarily stupid,
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and I phoned it
in pretty hard.
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But you have
a knack for this.
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I'm running Congressman
Murray's re-election bid.
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Ohio Nineteen.
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I need someone to
coordinate out of D.C.
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You want to do it?
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Yeah. That sounds great,
but the Pacers called,
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and they're asking me to be
their starting point guard.
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I'm being serious, Ben.
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What? What, you'd trust me
with a congressional campaign?
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Is this a trick?
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No, this is a job offer.
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Give me your answer soon. I'd need
you in Washington in two days.
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Look at that. Look at that thing.
What is that?
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Don't touch it.
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Look at that little cap.
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Okay, we need to collect every
single piece of paper in this room
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and put it
in these boxes.
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And if anyone wants to help
assemble Leslie's scrapbooks,
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get a book and
start scrapping.
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Oh!
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No, I said every
single piece of paper.
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It's half a napkin with
"Steve" written on it.
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This is Leslie Knope, okay? There
is no such thing as trivial.
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Everybody in this room, find
out who Steve is. Immediately!
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Ann Perkins. I'm so
glad that I found you.
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Ann, we dated
and then we broke up.
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And recently, I came
to you and I told you
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that I still have
feelings for you,
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but you did not
feel the same way.
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And I've gotten beyond it
and now we're best friends.
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Oh. I might actually say
that Leslie's my best friend.
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Mine, too. Can I ask
your advice on something?
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Sure.
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Recently, in a moment
of weakness, I had sex
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with Bobby Newport's campaign
manager, Jennifer Barkley.
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Seriously?
Yes, several times.
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And then,
several more times.
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And then
a couple more times.
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And then one more time.
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How long has this
been going on?
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Oh, it's just
last night.
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Now, I know that it's a one night
stand, and that she's leaving town.
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But our ferocious sexual decathlon
did radically improve my mood,
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and I'd kind of like to see
her again before she leaves.
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Good idea? Bad idea?
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I don't know. I guess
the campaign is over.
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So, I suppose
it couldn't hurt.
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That is exactly the kind of careful
consideration and positive feedback
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that I've come to expect
from my best friend.
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Ann Perkins.
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April?
Got your message!
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Where are you?
Under the table.
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Why are you hiding?
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Should I hide, too?
Babe, what's going on?
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I was supposed to copy all the
department files onto a thumb drive,
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and it kept freezing
and I got annoyed
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and I don't know
what happened,
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but all of
the files are gone.
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On every computer.
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They're all gone.
Babe, they're all gone.
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Okay. Okay, calm down.
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First of all, you did the right
thing by hiding under this table.
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Secondly,
your man is here.
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I'm going to take
care of this for us.
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I've been playing
Xbox for years.
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I'm really good at fixing it when it freezes.
I know exactly what to do.
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Try it now.
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I don't know. I feel like
I'm forgetting something.
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What about my speeches?
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Finished both of
them last night.
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One if you win,
one if you lose.
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What if I tie?
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You need to write
a tie speech for me.
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Something about the poetic
nature of democracy,
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and how I'm going to fight this
thing from my prison cell.
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Leslie, relax.
We're done.
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All that's left is
the waiting. Okay?
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What were you
talking to Jen about?
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Oh, nothing.
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No, I just... Nothing.
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She... She's... Nothing.
Nothing. It's nothing.
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Hey, what's a good
place to buy jeans?
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You have plenty of jeans.
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What were you talking about?
Okay.
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Jen offered me a job working
on a congressional campaign.
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Oh, my God.
That's amazing.
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In Washington.
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What?
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Are you happy or angry?
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I don't know. I don't know. What did you say?
Did you say yes?
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I haven't had a chance to think about it.
I mean, it sounds amazing.
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But six months
in Washington, D.C
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away from you.
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But we should
talk about it.
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Yeah, we'll just talk about it.
We'll mull it over.
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We'll look at it
from every side,
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et cetera, et cetera.
I'm going to go vote.
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Just fulfill
a lifelong dream of mine
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and achieve one of my all-time
happiest moments real quick.
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And then we will
talk about it.
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Cool.
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Leslie, I can't figure this thing out.
Can you help me?
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Yeah. Just hang on
a second, Bobby.
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I got ink all over my hands, and
the pen thingy came off the chain.
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I don't get it.
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The polls
have just closed,
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and now, we're getting results
in the race for City Council.
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With just 1% of
the precincts reporting,
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adult film star, Brandi Maxxxx,
has a commanding lead.
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Oh, my God. That's it.
It's over. I've lost.
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Leslie, it's nine votes.
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Yeah, and Brandi Maxxxx
has six of them.
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It's not Bobby Newport who's going to beat me.
It's Brandi Maxxxx.
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The porn star.
What is this, Italy?
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Listen, I know you're stressed out.
And I figured you would be,
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so I took the liberty of arranging
a fun little activity for us.
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You did?
Ann, thank you so much.
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I've said this to you before, and I
know it makes you uncomfortable.
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Oh, boy. But you're thoughtful
and you're brilliant,
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and your ambiguous
ethnic blend
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perfectly represents the dream
of the American melting pot.
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Okay, let's go.
Okay.
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Another, Dana.
Please and thank you.
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Ron? I handed out
1,000 leaflets today.
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That is a personal best.
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Now, I'm off to vote.
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The polls are closed.
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What? No, no, no. l thought
that they closed at 8:00.
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6:00.
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Oh, my God. Ron, I didn't
get to vote for Leslie.
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Oh, my God.
What do I do?
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Nothing you can do.
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Except hope Leslie doesn't
lose by one vote.
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9% of precincts reporting,
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and it's razor-thin.
And getting razor-thinner.
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Oh, boy.
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No. No.
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Jen Barkley.
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Hey. What are you doing here? That was
fun last night, you little screamer.
243
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:03,501
There were moments that
I didn't fully understand
244
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,166
some of the physical shapes
that we were making.
245
00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:07,705
But the sensations
were amazing.
246
00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,405
So, I just went with it.
Great.
247
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,846
Well, I thought that we could
just talk before you left town.
248
00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,178
If that's okay.
O.
249
00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:14,877
But there's a supply room
over there with a futon.
250
00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:15,975
Great.
251
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,351
Not yet. Just wait.
252
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,491
We're just getting supplies.
Anybody need anything?
253
00:11:21,547 --> 00:11:22,548
Push pins, or...
Okay, great.
254
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,219
Please hurry.
255
00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:26,596
I told her it's a matter
of life and death.
256
00:11:26,652 --> 00:11:28,063
Honey, Donna's been
here forever.
257
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,793
She's going to know what to do.
What if she doesn't?
258
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,835
I could get fired.
259
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,700
Or even worse,
Leslie might give me
260
00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,067
a lecture on
responsibility again.
261
00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:36,128
I can't do it.
262
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:39,472
I'll tell you what, honey. Here's the deal.
You get fired,
263
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,034
I'll quit,
and we'll leave together.
264
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:44,042
I'm serious. Move to a new
city, change our names,
265
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,743
burn our fingertips off
with acid,
266
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:48,342
swap faces.
What?
267
00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:49,715
If we have to.
268
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:52,617
Let's just say tomorrow we had
to start over from scratch,
269
00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:54,919
which we probably will because
of your massive mess-up,
270
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,254
what would you do?
271
00:11:56,315 --> 00:12:00,263
Me, I've always wanted to be a scientist,
like when I do my experiments.
272
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,929
I quantified that the Red Bull would
dissolve that toy pirate by now.
273
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,126
Nature.
274
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:09,469
I want to be
a warrior princess witch.
275
00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:11,530
In this new world, you can
be anything you want.
276
00:12:11,597 --> 00:12:12,803
Or a substitute teacher.
277
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,106
You would be so good
as a substitute teacher.
278
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,271
Dream big, kid.
279
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,544
Good. Yes. Nice.
Keep punching.
280
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:21,674
Did I hit your boob? Sorry.
No.
281
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:23,412
Great form.
282
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,251
Maybe. I have
no idea, actually.
283
00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,381
I don't know
what I'm doing.
284
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:29,551
Yeah! That was good. I'm exhausted.
How long was that?
285
00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:30,821
Twenty-two seconds.
286
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:32,892
Boy, that's disappointing.
287
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,192
What are you
going to do about Ben?
288
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,231
I've been running for office the
entire time we've been dating.
289
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:40,770
We're just about to
get our lives back.
290
00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,305
It would kill me
if he left.
291
00:12:42,361 --> 00:12:45,968
Then tell him that. Go find him
and tell him how you feel.
292
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:48,568
And then the two of you can work
it out together.
293
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:52,638
Election results, Ann. Ann.
294
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:53,979
Ann, I can't read it.
Okay.
295
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,177
Ann, my hands.
Don't panic. Here.
296
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,312
My hands, Ann. They're
in these round gloves.
297
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:59,686
Okay. "20% of
the precincts reporting.
298
00:12:59,745 --> 00:13:01,850
"Bobby Newport is
up by 140 votes."
299
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:05,388
Okay. Let's get your hands back up.
Okay.
300
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,521
Let's go another
eight seconds.
301
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,360
Oh, God, I'm so tired.
302
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,593
Gin and tonic, please.
303
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,728
Belay that order, Dana.
304
00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:18,667
Lagavulin, neat. Clear alcohols
are for rich women on diets.
305
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:21,743
Hey, can I ask you
about something?
306
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,074
Never mind. Sorry.
307
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,546
Forgot. You don't like talking
to other people about anything.
308
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:28,844
What's on your mind, son?
309
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,346
It's a special night and I've
had half a bottle of whisky.
310
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:34,652
All right.
311
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:39,561
Well, Jen Barkley offered
me a job in Washington.
312
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,196
A great job.
313
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,893
It'd be exciting. I'd meet new people.
Live in D.C.
314
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,895
But I think Leslie
wants me to stay.
315
00:13:48,427 --> 00:13:49,701
What would you do?
316
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:54,407
Well, I've never been one for meeting
new people or doing new things
317
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:59,582
or eating new types of food or
traveling outside of Southern Indiana.
318
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,376
I've had the same
haircut since 1978,
319
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,944
and I've driven
the same car since 1991.
320
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:08,155
I've used the same wooden
comb for three decades.
321
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:10,692
I have one bowl.
322
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,888
I still get my milk
delivered by horse.
323
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,124
You do?
324
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,291
But you and Leslie
like to hold hands
325
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,426
and jump off of
cliffs together,
326
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,992
into the great unknown.
327
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:24,672
You two have
a good relationship.
328
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,172
I don't personally
know what that's like,
329
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:32,182
but I'm given to understand it means
you're going to land on your feet.
330
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:36,986
So, you really want things to
just stay exactly the same.
331
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,249
I like some changes.
332
00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:42,452
Like when I change
a tree into a canoe.
333
00:14:43,315 --> 00:14:45,625
Or a wife
into an ex-wife.
334
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:49,731
But if Leslie wins, you get my old job.
Assistant City Manager, right?
335
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:51,294
Seems that way.
336
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,897
Then good luck,
to the both of us.
337
00:14:58,998 --> 00:14:59,999
Hey!
338
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:05,775
I have an update that
contains new information.
339
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:08,712
With 74% of
the precincts reporting,
340
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:12,153
Leslie Knope is now
winning by 192 votes.
341
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:16,122
Thank God. Oh, Lord, please, please, let her win.
Please let her win.
342
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,182
Please let her win
Please let her win.
343
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:18,854
I don't know, Tommy.
344
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,592
I mean, I've been back and
forth a million times.
345
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:25,261
On the one hand, I do,
amazingly, like you.
346
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:26,802
Aw! I know you do,
cookie tush.
347
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:29,198
On the other hand,
you are ridiculous
348
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:32,936
and our relationship was like a roller
coaster ride through ldiotville.
349
00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,734
I'm not going to
argue with that.
350
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,646
So, I just don't know how
seriously I can take us.
351
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,783
I'm sorry, Tommy. I just...
352
00:15:42,041 --> 00:15:43,452
I don't think it's
a good idea right now.
353
00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:48,282
I don't get it.
It's like there's two Anns.
354
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,721
There's the one in my dream, who
wants to get back together with me,
355
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:54,293
and then, there's the
one in real life,
356
00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,560
who also want to get
back together with me
357
00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:58,999
but just refuses
to admit it.
358
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,263
That was eye-opening.
359
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,964
I'll tell you, Chris,
360
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,106
I'm not going to miss much about
this ridiculous nothing town,
361
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,804
but I am going
to miss you.
362
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:11,742
Thank you.
That's nice to hear.
363
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,178
So, is there any way that
we could keep this going,
364
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:16,276
even though you're going
to be in Washington D.C.?
365
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,344
On a casual basis, of course.
Hmm.
366
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:20,179
Let me think that over.
367
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,553
Hey, the latest
numbers just came in.
368
00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,490
Do you want to
take a look at these?
369
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,994
Nah. Thanks, though.
370
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,553
I'm going to
just say this.
371
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,089
And I realized
this after speaking
372
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:32,101
with my best friend
and relationship advisor,
373
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,500
Ann Perkins, from
the Department of Health.
374
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,197
Yes, I know Ann.
375
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:36,898
I don't want you
to go to Washington.
376
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,031
I know it's
an amazing opportunity.
377
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:42,739
But in just a few minutes, all
this craziness is going to be over
378
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,515
and I just want to
have dinner with you.
379
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:47,712
Like normal people.
380
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:49,013
Yeah. Then, I won't go.
381
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,283
Really?
Yeah.
382
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:53,949
Easy. I mean, I was on the
fence about it anyway.
383
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,059
I mean, Washington
is really far away,
384
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,061
and I don't know if I
want to work with Jen.
385
00:16:58,117 --> 00:16:59,858
I mean, this just seals the deal.
I'll stay.
386
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,428
Thank God.
What a relief.
387
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,524
Guys.
388
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,272
It's been neck-and-neck.
Too close to call all night.
389
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:12,434
But now, we're ready to make a
call in the race for City Council.
390
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,766
Bobby Newport...
Oh, no.
391
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:18,042
...scion of the Sweetums candy
empire and amateur go-kart champion,
392
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,445
has won the race.
393
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:23,209
Why are you laughing?
394
00:17:23,275 --> 00:17:24,754
Because my dream is dead.
395
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:29,952
Oh, oh,
396
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,494
Recount.
There's a recount.
397
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,364
Oh, come on.
It's over. Just concede.
398
00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:41,666
Newport won by 21 votes. That's well
within the margin for a recount.
399
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:42,795
Please don't do this.
400
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,134
I really want to get out of here.
How about this?
401
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,598
Why don't I make
you guys a deal?
402
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,702
Okay, there's no deal in the world
that we would ever possibly...
403
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,371
I'll give you Joe Biden's
home phone number.
404
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,779
Now, hang on.
That's interesting.
405
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:52,907
No, honey, you're not
thinking clearly.
406
00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,177
Just concede.
407
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,446
Bobby wants to move into his new
office first thing in the morning.
408
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,510
They're already measuring the walls
for his Lamborghini posters.
409
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,456
No! Mr. Commissioner,
it is black and white.
410
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:04,050
The recount has to start immediately.
It's the law.
411
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,823
And I'm not leaving
until you make the call.
412
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,323
He's right, Ms. Barkley. It will start right away.
Keep your phones on.
413
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,389
Terrence!
414
00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:12,935
I just want to go home.
415
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,061
Hey. Any news?
416
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,699
They said the recount could
take two hours, but who knows?
417
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,142
It probably won't be
one vote though, right?
418
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,477
I mean, like either way.
That won't happen, right?
419
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,272
Man, this is stressful.
I picked
420
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,817
the wrong week to
do a juice cleanse.
421
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:30,376
Okay. I think Leslie should
say something to the troops,
422
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:31,648
just to get
everyone's spirits up.
423
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,882
Where is she?
I don't know.
424
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,185
She's not
answering her phone.
425
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,018
Okay, so no one
knows where she is?
426
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,563
We could be getting the
recount results any moment
427
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,997
and we don't know
where our candidate is.
428
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:44,500
What the hell, Jerry?
429
00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,197
Sorry, that was unfair.
430
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,961
Thank you. Find her.
431
00:18:56,935 --> 00:18:59,711
That's a nice chair.
Corinthian leather.
432
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:02,183
Solid mahogany frame
with, what I believe,
433
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,847
are hand-cut mortise
and tenon joints.
434
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:05,945
Pinned with oak.
435
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,485
I was really looking
forward to sitting in it.
436
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,321
I figured this
might be my last chance.
437
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,121
You don't know that.
438
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:15,629
Ron, for the last six months,
my friends have worked so hard.
439
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,031
Every five-minute
coffee-break at work.
440
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:22,167
Every night, every weekend, every
spare moment of their lives,
441
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,295
they gave to me.
442
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,370
If I lose,
I'll never forgive myself.
443
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,369
You deserve to win.
444
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:32,239
We didn't volunteer
to help you
445
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:35,717
because we wanted to wrap
ourselves in personal glory.
446
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:39,846
We did it because
we care about you.
447
00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:43,352
You had a dream, and we
wanted to support your dream.
448
00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,926
That's what you do when
you care about someone.
449
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,022
You support them.
Win, lose, or draw.
450
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,795
What the hell's the
matter with me tonight?
451
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,807
I've willingly engaged
in about 10 conversations.
452
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,310
Why does everyone always
come to me for advice?
453
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:03,575
Because you're so warm
and cuddly and approachable.
454
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:10,043
Let's go back to the party. You drive.
I've had 11 whiskeys.
455
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,887
You already said
New Caprica.
456
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,453
We got plenty of
places to live.
457
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,357
Let's go back to
our dream jobs.
458
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:21,193
I've got "Detective, F.B.l.
agent, policeman, C.l.A. agent.
459
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:25,094
"Shoeshine guy." Because I
know how to do that already.
460
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:26,692
So, we need more for you.
Let's go.
461
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:27,793
And}!-
462
00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,429
It's fun.
I'm trying to help you
463
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,373
take your mind off of this
horrible mistake you made,
464
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,910
deleting all these files.
465
00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:36,939
Probably the worst thing that ever
happened in Parks and Rec: history.
466
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:38,413
Oh, my God. You'll most
certainly get fired.
467
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,347
And I'm trying to help.
My God.
468
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,976
So, dream jobs.
Go. Dream big, kid!
469
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:46,784
Fine. A dental hygienist
who's also a medium,
470
00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,519
so I can clean people's teeth and
tell them when they're going to die.
471
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:51,150
That's brilliant.
472
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,422
Let's make this fast.
473
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,828
I almost made it with Councilman
Howser before you interrupted us.
474
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,324
Which files
did you delete?
475
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,423
All of them.
476
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:58,968
I just put this
stupid flash drive in,
477
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,469
and then I tried to
drag everything over...
478
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,526
Fixed it.
479
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,594
What?
What?
480
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,935
How?
Jerry accidentally
481
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,202
deletes things
all the time.
482
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,266
Ten years ago, I installed
my own secret backup.
483
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,376
You saved us, Donna.
484
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:10,435
I love you.
485
00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:12,344
Okay. Bring it in, boy.
486
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,851
There you are.
Thank God.
487
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,854
We're going to get the
final results any minute.
488
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:21,254
I know. Do you have
both my speeches?
489
00:21:22,047 --> 00:21:25,460
Yes. You seem calmer
than I expected you'd be.
490
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,518
I got you something.
491
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:29,694
Let me open it for you.
492
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,039
You have to go
to Washington.
493
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,738
I told you I'm
turning it down.
494
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:44,338
I was being selfish. You put
your whole life on hold for me.
495
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,748
The very least I can do
is try to return the favor.
496
00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:50,012
Are you sure
about this?
497
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,315
We can make it work.
498
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,685
I'll go visit you, then you come
visit me, then I go visit you again,
499
00:21:55,747 --> 00:21:58,125
and then we make out
in the Lincoln Bedroom
500
00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,356
and the Jefferson Memorial
501
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:03,400
and the Supreme Court Gallery.
We'll do it all over Washington.
502
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,257
Thank you.
503
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,506
Where did you get a
Washington Monument figurine
504
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:12,132
at midnight
on a Tuesday?
505
00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:15,409
From my office. I have,
like, 50 of them.
506
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:16,502
Right.
507
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:20,543
The recount's over.
They just called the race.
508
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:21,773
Oh, God.
509
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,383
It's still 21 votes.
510
00:22:30,615 --> 00:22:31,889
But you won.
511
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,995
You won, Leslie.
You won by 21 votes.
512
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,535
It's confirmed.
It's over. You won.
513
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,939
That was really
sneaky, Ann.
514
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:46,373
I know.
I couldn't resist.
515
00:22:54,139 --> 00:22:56,085
Catch your dream
516
00:22:56,708 --> 00:23:00,053
Honestly, I have never been more
relieved in my entire life.
517
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:04,390
I didn't ruin it. I thought I
ruined it but I didn't ruin it.
518
00:23:04,449 --> 00:23:05,951
You're kind of
ruining it now.
519
00:23:06,017 --> 00:23:09,692
Great. That is great news.
I'm going to see you in D.C.
520
00:23:09,755 --> 00:23:11,200
Yeah, I guess you will.
Yeah.
521
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,761
Damn it. I didn't get a chance
to say goodbye to Chris.
522
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:16,396
Oh, he's just
right over there.
523
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,232
He seems really busy.
524
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:21,800
Anyway, would you tell him I said goodbye?
Great. Thank you.
525
00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:22,971
Sorry we didn't
get a chance to meet.
526
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,638
I'm Ann. That doesn't matter.
I'm leaving.
527
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:30,109
We've got a dream
We're going to chase it
528
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:33,022
Congratulations,
Mr. Assistant City Manager.
529
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,188
I'm very grateful,
Chris, but I think
530
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,194
I'm going to
turn down the job.
531
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,251
Really? Why?
532
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:41,390
I like where I am.
533
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,400
Was someone just talking
about a job opening?
534
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,438
Because guess
who's got two thumbs
535
00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:51,770
and was just cleared
from insurance fraud?
536
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,037
This guy. You know?
537
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:59,480
Got off on a technicality.
What's the gig? I'm in.
538
00:23:59,538 --> 00:24:00,539
There's no job for you.
539
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:04,075
That's a smart move. Go with your gut, right?
I'll talk to you guys soon.
540
00:24:05,544 --> 00:24:07,524
Your victory speech,
Councilwoman Knope.
541
00:24:08,713 --> 00:24:11,250
Someday, when I'm
more emotionally stable,
542
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:12,954
I want to read the concession
speech you wrote for me.
543
00:24:14,085 --> 00:24:15,086
I never wrote it.
544
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:19,326
And I know all of you know how
hard she has worked to get here.
545
00:24:20,358 --> 00:24:23,703
She is your next City Councilwoman
from the great city of Pawnee,
546
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:26,766
ladies and gentlemen, my best
friend in the world, Leslie Knope.
547
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:33,216
The idea behind this
campaign was a simple one.
548
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,880
That, with hard work
and positivity,
549
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,582
a group of people
can make a difference.
550
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,555
During my term as
your City Councilor...
551
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:44,749
Thank you.
552
00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:47,829
...I want to focus on your
hopes, and not your fears.
553
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:51,526
I want to solve problems
instead of creating friction.
554
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:54,929
And I will work hard,
every hour of every day,
555
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,500
to make Pawnee
a better place to live.
556
00:24:57,996 --> 00:24:59,407
Because I love this city.
557
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:09,008
And I know, firsthand, how very
special the people of this city are.
558
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:14,154
I owe this victory, all of it,
to my friends and my supporters.
559
00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:16,551
No one achieves
anything alone.
560
00:25:17,282 --> 00:25:22,129
So let's embark on a new journey together.
Let's break out a map.
561
00:25:22,954 --> 00:25:25,798
Not the old, out-of-date one
that shows where we've been,
562
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:29,869
but a crisp new one that
shows where we might go.
563
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:33,672
Let's embark on
a new journey together.
564
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:36,975
And see where it takes us.
565
00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:46,979
Tommy! This party
was amazing.
566
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:50,515
You're amazing. You are
ridiculous, but I like you.
567
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,822
And I think that we
should date all of it.
568
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,295
Let's do it.
Let's date.
569
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:57,492
This is my dream!
"Nostratomus!"
570
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,263
It's happening.
Awesome.
571
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:00,667
Hey, let's
move in together.
572
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,033
Totally.
573
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,873
Really?
Yeah.
574
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,375
All right. No take-backs when
we sober up, though, partner.
575
00:26:06,464 --> 00:26:08,273
No take-backs, partner.
576
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:10,468
We're cowboys.
577
00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:16,281
Great win. Great night. Great year.
Hot wife. Jackpot.
578
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,780
Good job, me.
579
00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,688
Oh, my God.
Babe, you know what?
580
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,193
Almost everything you wrote
on that board as a dream job
581
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:26,490
was some type of
police officer.
582
00:26:26,818 --> 00:26:27,819
Yeah.
583
00:26:28,453 --> 00:26:30,455
You ready to go?
No, listen to me.
584
00:26:30,522 --> 00:26:34,026
How does this sound?
"Officer Dwyer, Pawnee P.D."
585
00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:37,363
Guys, we're going to J.J.'s
for victory waffles,
586
00:26:37,462 --> 00:26:38,839
and then we're
staying up all night
587
00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:40,240
talking about our
lives and our feelings.
588
00:26:40,298 --> 00:26:44,542
Non-negotiable. Let's go.
City Council, bitches!
589
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:47,239
Jerry forgot to vote.
590
00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:48,946
Damn it, Jerry!45795
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