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Previously, on United
States of Tara...
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Oh, it's amazing. I love it.
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Are your other personalities
also talented?
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I want to meet one.
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- I didn't... no...
- Get out!
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Tiffany thinks one
of your alters
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broke into her place in
the middle of the night.
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Tara made a new friend.
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Tiffany was a threat
to the system.
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It's just one of your alters
showing a side we've never seen.
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My money's on T.
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Don't you have something
at Marshall's school?
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Hi, Max. T.'s back.
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- Listen, your mom's fine.
- She went AWOL?
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- She's at that arcade place she likes.
- You should go get her.
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- Did you find her?
- Yes, I have
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and she's not even
in any trouble.
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- What happened to Tiffany's mural?
- What?
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They're staying over. I
want to have a party.
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You just want to have a party so
that that Jason guy comes over.
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Oh, my God. You made it.
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I'm going to kill my niece.
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There's my house, in case you
ever want to drop by and...
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And not have intercourse?
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- Are you my mother?
- No way.
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Then why are you
inside my mother?
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That's where it all went down.
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Two clicks off the Mekong river.
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We were hunkered
down in the shit.
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Never saw those
gook fucks comin'.
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For my sins...
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They left me alive.
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I was the only one.
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They all said I was lucky.
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Was I?
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Missing something?
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Come on in.
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- Fuck you, asshole.
- Tara?
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Yeah, it's me. What
happened to my hand?
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Buck went a little Colonel
Kurtz last night.
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We were at the Chiefs'
game, fireworks went off.
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You went to the bathroom
and never came back.
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Jesus! My head is killing me.
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Can I just crash, or do we got
something going on today?
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You're never gonna believe it.
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- Hey, Frank.
- Hi, honey.
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Shoulda been here
an hour ago, but...
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I mean, who works construction
on a friday afternoon?
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Hi, sweetie.
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You be careful with this, it's
Charmaine's birthday present.
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- I'll try not to break it, mom.
- Don't.
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- Hey honey. Look at you!
- Big tank you got there, Frank.
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- What kind of gas mileage you getting?
- I'll give you a tour later.
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- Hi, grandpa.
- How you doin'?
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Good. Thank you.
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Hi.
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Anyway, it's got swiveling
Captains Chairs.
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It's got a master bedroom
with a king-size bed.
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He's turning into a
real lady-killer.
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Yeah, he's our very
own Kevin Spacey.
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- I gotta go to work.
- Good for you!
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- Come straight home after.
- Are you still alive?
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She's working already?
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I didn't have a job
until I was twenty-two.
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What are you talking about? You
never worked a day in your life.
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Who put you through school
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working the hosiery
department at Dillards?
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One year.
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What happened to your hand?
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Nothing. Just... Car trunk.
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So I was gonna put out some sandwich stuff.
You guys hungry or...
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Yeah, I could eat.
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- I'll get it.
- I got it.
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Well, you're doing
enough as it is,
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what with us and Charmaine's
birthday party.
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- We talked about this. It's...
- Wouldn't it just be easier
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to go someplace nice?
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Mom, it's fine.
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This is what Charmaine wants.
Hey, You wanna give me a hand?
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Right behind you.
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- At least they're consistent.
- Oh, God.
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Roast beef's in the drawer.
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Why do I let 'em do it? The minute
they walk in here, I just get...
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You know what's gonna happen?
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They're gonna push
and push and push.
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And bam, Alice is gonna be there
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cutting my dad's steak
up into small pieces.
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Well, that's how
Bobby Dole likes it.
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I really don't
want a transition.
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Okay.
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- What?
- Nothin'.
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I didn't say I could do it. I
just said I didn't want to.
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I didn't say nothin'. I'm
cutting these tomatoes.
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- I thought you got a new sofa.
- No.
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I'm taking some Xanax.
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Hey, I thought we were
through with that.
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- I won't make it.
- You'll make it.
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Look, that's what we
signed up for, all right?
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If Buck shows up at
Charmaine's party,
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then that's what happens. They
gotta deal with it, right?
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Who knows, could be fun.
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Fuck 'em!
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Let your freak flag fly.
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This is supposed to
be well-done, people.
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Hey... So those Stepford
bitches at Table Twenty-Four
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are really hoovering
up that pie?
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Yeah. Listen, when you're
finished slicing that egg,
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the sauce guns need new filling.
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Okay.
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You've been kind of zeroed out lately.
Did I fuck up or something?
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What? No, you're aces.
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Can I get a side of refried
Barnabeenzfor table six, please?
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Morning, honey.
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What the heck?
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I wet the fucking bed.
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Wha...
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Oh, Frank.
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How many parking tickets, Neil?
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Okay, that's it. You're not
driving my truck anymore.
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All right, I'll get
there as soon as I can.
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Hey, I picked up
a nice Nebbiolo.
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It's a grape from
northern Italy.
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- Light, uncomplicated.
- Will it get me drunk?
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Paul Anka drinks it.
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Hey, how are things lately?
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Good. Everything's good.
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Come on, You know what I'm talking about.
How are things with you and Tara?
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No complaints.
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Really?
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Well, Bev and I were talking.
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You know, if you two ever
want to take a little break,
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you could always send the
kids to stay with us.
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Like a weekend?
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Yeah, a weekend, several
weeks, a couple of months.
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What are you talking
about, Frank?
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The kids have been
through a lot.
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Come on, we both know things
have been a little crazy lately.
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We just want what's
best for the kids.
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Truck nuts. What
are truck nuts?
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Fucking Buck!
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I told him ten times to
stop customizing my truck.
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Apparently they're illegal.
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You know, the cops didn't
think they were too funny.
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Honestly, I don't get
the logic myself.
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Does the... Does the
truck have a dick?
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Or is the truck the dick?
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If the truck is the dick, then
the balls are way too small.
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Okay, I gotta get outta here.
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Hey, pal, what do I owe you?
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683 bucks, and I
gotta see the title.
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I don't have a title.
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Well, then, you
don't have a truck.
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Son of a bitch!
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Max, I'll drop by later. I'll
pick up the title, okay?
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Bad day, man. I am having
a bad fuckin' day.
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Tara's parents want
to take the kids.
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- Does Tara know about this?
- No way. You kidding?
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It'd put her over
the fuckin' edge.
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I don't know, maybe
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- it's not a bad thing.
- What's wrong with you?
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I'm just saying It's been a rough couple of months.
You know, a little break.
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Work some shit out.
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You work this shit out.
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How hard can it be to find Aunt
Charmaine a birthday present?
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I couldn't think of anything.
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A coffee card, a book,
some bubble bath...
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If it comes from you,
she's gonna love it.
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No, she won't.
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Okay, this is crazy. What
is the deal with you guys?
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I don't know, ask her. She
just always hates me.
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Marshall, that's not true.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Where's your dad?
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He fell asleep on the
couch watching the game.
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I was thinking about what
we talked about last night.
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I don't want to tell you what to do. You
want to take a Xanax, take a Xanax.
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What's the matter? My
flag too freaky for you?
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No, I just spent an
hour with your father,
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and I almost became Buck
just to kick his ass.
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This isn't usually my style, but
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I'm headin' down to Xanax town.
You wanna come?
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I'm gonna say nope to dope.
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You're right. We
made a decision.
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No pills.
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I mean, I don't want anything to
happen, but if it does, it does.
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I'm okay with it.
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It's not my idea.
Charmaine wants to do it.
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Well, I don't
remember how to play.
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It's the same game we always play.
She likes it. She's good at it.
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- That's because we let her win.
- That's not true.
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It is true.
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You know, I once had
lunch with George Brett.
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Let's get this party started
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Happy birthday to you, honey.
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You look beautiful!
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Thanks.
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- You look thin.
- Thank you, daddy.
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- Happy birthday, Aunt Charmaine.
- Where's Kate?
200
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:09,693
Good question. Kate!
201
00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:12,019
You want me to open this?
We're not eating for an hour.
202
00:10:12,152 --> 00:10:14,064
How could you do
this to you sister?
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Do what?
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Make her work so hard.
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- Mom...
- We could have gone to Pierponts.
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Yeah, you could
have had a steak.
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- Should I just leave?
- Dad, just leave it alone.
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I'm just worried about her.
209
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She looks thin.
210
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,295
Well, you know, she never eats. And
when she eats, she eats alone.
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Wine?
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With a straw.
213
00:10:34,562 --> 00:10:37,885
Hey, we're gonna play that
game you're so good at.
214
00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:43,349
- Has it been like this all day?
- All day.
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Happy birthday, Aunt Charmaine.
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Sorry I can't kick it
up, but I gotta hit.
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- Where are you going?
- In my uniform? I'm off to Iraq.
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I thought you weren't working.
219
00:10:55,644 --> 00:10:57,529
Well, I just got called in.
220
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This chick Emily, her
dad just took off,
221
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so her mom slit her
wrists, like a dumb-ass.
222
00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:04,974
Left to right, not up and down.
223
00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:08,885
- It was on the news.
- Fine. Let her go.
224
00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,876
Hey, what are you yelling about?
225
00:11:11,044 --> 00:11:13,397
Well, all of a sudden Kate
says she has to go into work.
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This is not my choice.
227
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:17,549
This is an emergency, and I'm
trying to be a team player here.
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Your mom worked her ass off. Go in that
room, put a smile on your face right now.
229
00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:22,029
Dad...
230
00:11:22,112 --> 00:11:23,237
Please!
231
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,027
- Move your ass.
- No eye rolling.
232
00:11:31,089 --> 00:11:31,839
Fuck.
233
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,046
All right, so I look like shit.
234
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,948
I've got no makeup on,
235
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,617
and I get out of the car
to rip this guy a new one.
236
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,032
And guess who it is.
237
00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:44,288
My ex-boyfriend, Chris Hunter.
238
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,120
- You remember him?
- Oh, yeah.
239
00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:48,580
- No, I don't remember him.
- Yeah, I think I do.
240
00:11:48,748 --> 00:11:49,498
Yeah.
241
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,291
So, Marshall...
242
00:11:51,685 --> 00:11:52,385
Mom.
243
00:11:53,223 --> 00:11:53,973
What?
244
00:11:54,588 --> 00:11:57,120
- Charmaine's telling a story.
- Don't worry about it.
245
00:11:57,203 --> 00:11:59,388
I thought she was done.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
246
00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:01,471
No, go ahead.
Finish your story.
247
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,874
What happens? What happens?
248
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,208
I said I was done. That's all.
249
00:12:08,941 --> 00:12:10,191
So, Marshall...
250
00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:12,915
You got a girlfriend?
251
00:12:13,253 --> 00:12:14,887
Yeah, she's really hot.
252
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,923
Moosh, tell her about
your hot girlfriend.
253
00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:18,460
Kate, knock it off.
254
00:12:18,543 --> 00:12:20,312
Yeah, I bet she's a
real looker, huh?
255
00:12:20,395 --> 00:12:22,358
Yeah, grandpa. She's
a real looker.
256
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,406
You know, she's got a great
set of walking sticks.
257
00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:27,161
I met her when she entered
my private eye office.
258
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:30,067
Grandpa, you should see her.
She's got these big blue eyes
259
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,820
- and nine uncut inches.
- Hey, time for you to go to work.
260
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,915
What... I thought this was
what you wanted me to do.
261
00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,935
No. You're gonna be late. Go.
262
00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:40,215
- I'm just starting to have fun.
- Yeah, that's why you're leaving.
263
00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,129
- Bye, Honey.
- Bye, Grandma.
264
00:12:42,212 --> 00:12:45,792
So, Marshall, you'll never guess what
opened up near our house in the mall.
265
00:12:45,875 --> 00:12:49,576
This little book store with the
most adorable coffee shop.
266
00:12:49,659 --> 00:12:52,859
And when I saw it, I said to myself,
Marshall is just gonna love this.
267
00:12:52,942 --> 00:12:54,925
I thought I smelled
a party in here.
268
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:55,939
Hey, guys.
269
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,734
Oh, my God. Who's huff in'
the skunk weed... Bev?
270
00:12:59,185 --> 00:13:01,335
Bev, are you huffing
and passing?
271
00:13:01,925 --> 00:13:03,447
Okay, all right. Listen.
272
00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,465
Forget I'm here. I just
dropped by to see Max.
273
00:13:05,548 --> 00:13:06,932
Do you have the title?
274
00:13:07,015 --> 00:13:08,710
- The title. Yeah.
- The title.
275
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,312
- Gimme a sec.
- All right.
276
00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:12,676
Tara, when are you gonna bring
the kids over to our place?
277
00:13:12,865 --> 00:13:15,462
- Yeah, they haven't seen the new pool.
- You should make that happen.
278
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,253
Honey, I heard a little ding.
I think I smell smoke.
279
00:13:23,325 --> 00:13:24,325
Charmaine.
280
00:13:24,795 --> 00:13:26,695
Nice to see you again, Neil.
281
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,585
Max said it was your
birthday, so...
282
00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,720
I brought you this.
283
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:39,505
It looks like champagne,
but it's bubble bath.
284
00:13:39,655 --> 00:13:41,101
For... Whatever.
285
00:13:41,665 --> 00:13:42,819
You know, just...
286
00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:45,113
I got...
287
00:13:45,675 --> 00:13:48,790
I'm gonna go help
Tara in the kitchen.
288
00:13:49,255 --> 00:13:50,655
Cool. Okay.
289
00:13:53,515 --> 00:13:57,709
- These are for... For anyone, right?
- Help yourself. The nuts are nice.
290
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,055
Really?
291
00:14:00,815 --> 00:14:03,315
- You think I'm that lonely?
- What?
292
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:07,135
Neil just shows up
out of the blue?
293
00:14:07,495 --> 00:14:09,296
No, Char, I swear. I would
not do that to you.
294
00:14:09,314 --> 00:14:11,268
Come on. I just came
by to get the title.
295
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,652
Charmaine, I promise.
Why would I...
296
00:14:13,735 --> 00:14:16,228
- I shouldn't even have told you.
- Told me what?
297
00:14:16,615 --> 00:14:19,314
About... About me and
Neil a year ago.
298
00:14:19,705 --> 00:14:21,805
After the Todd Rundgren concert.
299
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,595
That was Neil?
300
00:14:26,775 --> 00:14:27,822
Charmaine.
301
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:30,912
- Hey, did Max...
- Neil,
302
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:33,855
you know what,
303
00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:38,485
It's nice that you popped by, but I
don't think it's gonna work out.
304
00:14:39,715 --> 00:14:43,215
- I got the title. Thank you... Beat it.
- Here I go. Okay.
305
00:14:50,455 --> 00:14:52,522
- What? You okay?
- Yeah.
306
00:14:52,605 --> 00:14:53,952
- Yeah?
- I'm still here.
307
00:14:54,035 --> 00:14:55,035
Okay.
308
00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:57,455
- No, I'm good.
- Okay.
309
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,655
Hey, Frank.
310
00:15:00,005 --> 00:15:01,485
Hey, Max.
311
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,372
I was just telling Marshall here,
since he's into theatrics,
312
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:07,522
that he could get a walk-on part
at the Mosely Street melodrama.
313
00:15:07,605 --> 00:15:10,085
You know, they have a buffet. The
audience yells at the actors.
314
00:15:10,533 --> 00:15:13,442
That sounds great, doesn't it?
When do I get to see that RV?
315
00:15:13,525 --> 00:15:14,775
Well, let's go.
316
00:15:15,385 --> 00:15:17,585
- See you later, Grandpa.
- Yeah.
317
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,822
Come on in. This is
the command center.
318
00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:22,405
The captain's chair.
319
00:15:22,915 --> 00:15:25,092
And every captain needs
a captain's hat.
320
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:27,572
I don't give a fuck
about the RV, Frank.
321
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:30,355
This stuff with my kids,
I want it to stop.
322
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,637
Come on, Max, we're
just trying to help.
323
00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:37,232
Last time you tried to help, Tara
didn't speak to you for two years.
324
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:40,460
All right, let's just drop it,
go inside, have a nice dinner,
325
00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:43,543
eat some cake and get a
good night's sleep, okay?
326
00:15:43,805 --> 00:15:45,859
Yeah, I'll sleep when I
know the kids are safe.
327
00:15:46,265 --> 00:15:47,615
My kids are safe.
328
00:15:48,785 --> 00:15:51,322
Maybe you should have spent
more time looking after yours.
329
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,193
You know it's against
company policy
330
00:16:10,276 --> 00:16:13,426
to wear your Barnabeez uniform
when you're off duty.
331
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:17,775
You shouldn't be here. You're
gonna get us both fired.
332
00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:21,572
My parents are driving
me shithouse.
333
00:16:21,655 --> 00:16:23,705
I didn't know where else to go.
334
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:27,625
Well, you're here now. You
might as well come in.
335
00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:37,555
This is my roommate Kurt. He
runs the Houlihan's in Belton.
336
00:16:38,515 --> 00:16:41,289
Right now I'm just a guy
watching Battlestar.
337
00:16:42,545 --> 00:16:44,595
This is Kate. She works for me.
338
00:16:46,355 --> 00:16:49,112
We'll be in my room. Do you
want a beer or something?
339
00:16:49,195 --> 00:16:50,048
Sure.
340
00:16:51,975 --> 00:16:53,325
I don't have any.
341
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:55,815
Cool.
342
00:16:56,755 --> 00:16:57,755
Cool.
343
00:17:02,898 --> 00:17:06,898
That was the same summer you let
that creepy girl cut my hair!
344
00:17:07,066 --> 00:17:09,233
It was stupid.
Andrea Martelli.
345
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,945
- What is this, cod?
- It's tilapia.
346
00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,175
Do I like tilapia?
347
00:17:15,215 --> 00:17:16,715
I don't know, Frank.
348
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:20,567
Didn't you guys also grow up with that
weird kid who was related to H.L. Mencken?
349
00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:23,130
Yeah, That was me. I went to
boarding school with Toby Mencken.
350
00:17:23,265 --> 00:17:24,748
Well, If we knew then
what we know now,
351
00:17:24,774 --> 00:17:26,737
nobody would have gone
to boarding school.
352
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,461
What about their
beautiful brochure?
353
00:17:28,629 --> 00:17:30,963
I mean, I know you paid a
price, but what an education.
354
00:17:31,577 --> 00:17:32,597
And the scenery.
355
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,680
All right, come on. Open your presents.
Let's go.
356
00:17:39,473 --> 00:17:40,293
What is it?
357
00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,762
It's a picture from when she
took me to the Indian casino.
358
00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:44,272
I think I was about five.
359
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,556
It's my favorite picture of us.
I wanted you to have it.
360
00:17:47,315 --> 00:17:48,898
Fantastic. What's next?
361
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,055
Really, Char? That's
all you're gonna say?
362
00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:52,485
What?
363
00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:56,155
Thank you for the
magnificent gift.
364
00:17:56,785 --> 00:17:58,157
I'm gonna make some coffee.
365
00:17:58,325 --> 00:18:01,327
Gift card from Barnes & Noble.
366
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:05,150
- Who's this from?
- It's from me, sweetheart.
367
00:18:05,455 --> 00:18:07,155
I bet I know what it is.
368
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,195
Are you okay?
369
00:18:11,745 --> 00:18:13,045
Too many dishes.
370
00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:15,235
Come with me.
371
00:18:19,395 --> 00:18:20,395
Come on.
372
00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:25,945
- What are we doing?
- I have no idea.
373
00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:27,909
I'm gonna...
374
00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:30,085
do anything I can.
375
00:18:30,325 --> 00:18:33,012
You are not gonna transition and
leave me alone with these people!
376
00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:34,395
Come on, faster!
377
00:18:34,834 --> 00:18:36,582
Slow down.
378
00:18:39,015 --> 00:18:40,468
Do you feel better?
379
00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:45,475
I'm gonna spray the yard with tilapia,
but other than that I'm okay.
380
00:18:46,246 --> 00:18:47,646
- I'm me.
- Good.
381
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:52,245
Good night.
382
00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:53,935
Fuck.
383
00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:14,483
What are we doing here?
384
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:16,819
What do you mean?
385
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,325
I mean us.
386
00:19:21,015 --> 00:19:22,065
You and me.
387
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,345
What is this?
388
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:27,695
I don't know.
389
00:19:56,315 --> 00:19:57,315
Wait.
390
00:19:59,275 --> 00:20:01,225
I want to show you something.
391
00:20:09,785 --> 00:20:11,835
It's just one of my inventions.
392
00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:17,755
Don't worry...
393
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:19,175
it's for me.
394
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,476
- It's an actor?
- Glenn Ford. James Mason!
395
00:20:31,755 --> 00:20:33,103
Goose egg for both of you.
396
00:20:33,271 --> 00:20:35,471
How can you not
know Gregory Peck?
397
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,816
- Gregory Peck!
- Gregory Peck!
398
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,355
- Okay, who's next?
- You and Marsh.
399
00:20:41,605 --> 00:20:43,014
You're going down, Marshall.
400
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:45,949
I'm going to kick your
brainy brains in.
401
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:47,534
Remember, let her win.
402
00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:49,202
Okay, on your mark,
403
00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:50,285
get set...
404
00:20:50,651 --> 00:20:51,301
Go.
405
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,475
Governor of Massachusetts,
ran for president in '88.
406
00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,340
- Newt Gingrich.
- No.
407
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,879
Greek guy with the
big, bushy eyebrows.
408
00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:00,882
- Ron Gephardt.
- Big tank...
409
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:01,965
- Pass.
- Okay.
410
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,470
Okay, most people know
this person as Dr. Seuss.
411
00:21:06,638 --> 00:21:08,702
- Dr. Seuss!
- Theodore Geisel.
412
00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:11,385
That's it. Marsh got it.
Yeah, good one, Marsh.
413
00:21:14,865 --> 00:21:17,481
- Partners with David Brinkley.
- Chet Huntley.
414
00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:19,441
Who the fuck is that?
415
00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:21,409
- Just play.
- All right.
416
00:21:21,595 --> 00:21:24,845
- Next clue. Fatty...
- Arbuckle. Roscoe Arbuckle.
417
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,735
Fatty Arbuckle.
418
00:21:27,534 --> 00:21:30,385
Tara, I'm very
disappointed in you.
419
00:21:30,468 --> 00:21:33,718
I don't know why you insist
on depriving the children.
420
00:21:34,555 --> 00:21:37,417
- Depriving them of what?
- All right, all right. Come on.
421
00:21:37,585 --> 00:21:39,832
This is a wonderful
opportunity for them.
422
00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:42,282
We know the headmaster
of the Hunter School.
423
00:21:42,365 --> 00:21:44,315
They could start immediately.
424
00:21:44,926 --> 00:21:45,926
What?
425
00:21:46,009 --> 00:21:49,442
It's not a boarding school, Tara.
It's just a private school.
426
00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,925
And they'd be living
at home with us.
427
00:21:52,035 --> 00:21:53,335
Living with you?
428
00:21:53,518 --> 00:21:55,368
What are you talking about?
429
00:21:56,925 --> 00:21:58,725
Well, didn't Max tell you?
430
00:21:58,835 --> 00:22:00,440
Didn't Max tell me what?
431
00:22:00,602 --> 00:22:02,859
We want the children
to move in with us.
432
00:22:06,065 --> 00:22:07,065
Why?
433
00:22:08,485 --> 00:22:10,335
Well, I think you know why.
434
00:22:11,661 --> 00:22:12,536
Tara...
435
00:22:13,075 --> 00:22:14,694
- You knew about this?
- No, I didn't.
436
00:22:14,777 --> 00:22:16,882
Is this why you wanted
me to take the Xanax?
437
00:22:16,965 --> 00:22:17,968
What the fuck?
438
00:22:18,051 --> 00:22:21,101
Sweetheart, it'll be better
for Marshall and Kate.
439
00:22:21,765 --> 00:22:24,202
Just let 'em stay with us,
like when they were babies.
440
00:22:24,591 --> 00:22:25,659
We lived with them?
441
00:22:25,742 --> 00:22:27,702
I needed you then. I
do not need you now.
442
00:22:27,785 --> 00:22:30,429
- Why didn't you tell me about this?
- 'Cause it was a stupid idea.
443
00:22:30,597 --> 00:22:32,173
- Didn't even consider it.
- Stupid?
444
00:22:32,256 --> 00:22:34,663
- Who's calling anybody stupid?
- Yeah, I'll tell you what's stupid.
445
00:22:34,746 --> 00:22:37,318
Dressing up like a man, putting
on a moustache costume
446
00:22:37,401 --> 00:22:39,202
and hitting some
kid in the face.
447
00:22:39,285 --> 00:22:40,572
There's no moustache.
448
00:22:40,655 --> 00:22:41,773
Who told you that?
449
00:22:47,947 --> 00:22:48,947
Why?
450
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:53,326
Because the only reason they call
me is to find out about you.
451
00:22:53,595 --> 00:22:56,695
- That's not true.
- It's been true my entire life.
452
00:22:57,685 --> 00:22:59,335
It's always about Tara.
453
00:23:00,815 --> 00:23:01,852
Yeah, I know,
454
00:23:01,935 --> 00:23:04,592
I'm not interesting or crazy, and I
didn't get raped at boarding school.
455
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,012
But I'm sick of being
an afterthought.
456
00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:10,045
I'm always the one who
ends up with a sweater...
457
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:13,472
and a gift certificate
to Barnes & Noble.
458
00:23:15,685 --> 00:23:16,985
And a fucking...
459
00:23:17,655 --> 00:23:19,005
Polaroid picture.
460
00:23:21,272 --> 00:23:23,630
I want a big house, and I want
a great fuckin' boyfriend.
461
00:23:23,713 --> 00:23:25,627
And I am never gonna
fuckin' have those things
462
00:23:25,710 --> 00:23:28,050
because my idiot ex-husband
made me get a boob job,
463
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:29,863
and now I'm stuck with these!
464
00:23:30,705 --> 00:23:31,705
Char,
465
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:34,493
there's nothing wrong
with your breasts.
466
00:23:34,755 --> 00:23:35,855
Really, mom?
467
00:23:37,295 --> 00:23:39,145
What do you think of these?
468
00:23:46,975 --> 00:23:48,525
Don't just sit there.
469
00:23:48,985 --> 00:23:50,385
Write her a check.
470
00:23:50,575 --> 00:23:51,575
Mom!
471
00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,915
I mean... Jesus Christ!
472
00:24:10,175 --> 00:24:11,330
Poor Charmie.
473
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:13,935
Oh, my God!
474
00:24:28,312 --> 00:24:29,312
So,
475
00:24:29,395 --> 00:24:30,545
34 years old.
476
00:24:31,265 --> 00:24:32,365
Any regrets?
477
00:24:33,025 --> 00:24:35,525
I mean, apart from
the last 20 minutes.
478
00:24:35,945 --> 00:24:36,945
Shut up.
479
00:24:39,495 --> 00:24:42,071
You know, if you're not taking
that picture, I want it back.
480
00:24:42,154 --> 00:24:43,354
I'm taking it.
481
00:24:47,075 --> 00:24:48,932
You know, when we
took this trip,
482
00:24:49,015 --> 00:24:51,315
you were so adorable.
483
00:24:52,615 --> 00:24:54,815
You would just stand there
484
00:24:55,395 --> 00:24:58,395
when I was getting ready,
and just stare at me...
485
00:24:58,545 --> 00:25:00,145
Like I was a princess.
486
00:25:03,075 --> 00:25:04,775
I hate that you grew up.
487
00:25:06,275 --> 00:25:07,825
Sorry, can't help it.
488
00:25:10,865 --> 00:25:13,865
I don't remember living
with grandma and grandpa.
489
00:25:15,215 --> 00:25:16,865
It was just six months,
490
00:25:16,955 --> 00:25:19,355
when your mom was
having a hard time.
491
00:25:21,495 --> 00:25:25,095
One day, we will get drunk, and
I will tell you all about it.
492
00:25:26,772 --> 00:25:27,972
There you are.
493
00:25:29,108 --> 00:25:30,608
Where have you been?
494
00:25:30,776 --> 00:25:31,776
Who wants cake?
495
00:25:31,944 --> 00:25:33,422
- I do.
- I do.
496
00:25:33,505 --> 00:25:34,612
I could eat.
497
00:25:35,175 --> 00:25:37,175
Yeah, I could always eat cake.
498
00:26:23,055 --> 00:26:24,255
What the fuck?
499
00:26:30,235 --> 00:26:33,235
For God's sake, Frank.
You wet the bed again.
500
00:26:42,855 --> 00:26:44,505
- More coffee?
- Yeah.
501
00:26:49,855 --> 00:26:51,005
Bye, grandpa.
502
00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:58,855
- I'll see you.
- I'll see you, buddy.
503
00:27:04,895 --> 00:27:07,663
By the way, don't worry about the sheets.
I'll take care of it.
504
00:27:08,725 --> 00:27:10,525
- What?
- The bed sheets.
505
00:27:10,685 --> 00:27:12,972
Your secret's safe with me.
Don't worry.
506
00:27:13,055 --> 00:27:14,705
It's tough getting old.
507
00:27:15,065 --> 00:27:17,992
How can you take care of somebody else
if you can't take care of yourself?
508
00:27:18,075 --> 00:27:20,675
Don't forget your
captain's hat, captain.
509
00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:33,035
Well, I made it.
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