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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:25,053 Aceasta este o poveste care �ntr-un anume fel, �ncepe cu Cristofor Columb. 2 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:30,042 Deoarece Columb a fost primul italian care a visat s� mearg� �n America. 3 00:02:30,329 --> 00:02:35,031 A fost primul pentru care America a reprezentat o idee fix� pentru el. 4 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:42,514 Am putea spune c� el a fost n�scut cu visul american. 5 00:02:42,801 --> 00:02:48,654 Dup� cum si �n zilele noastre unii europeni se nasc cu visul american. 6 00:02:48,846 --> 00:02:52,587 Acest vis este exprimat �n diferite moduri. 7 00:02:55,466 --> 00:03:00,455 De exemplu, cu diete pentru �ntregul meniu 8 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:05,252 Ast�zi este zi cu sot: Aperitiv de morcovi, 9 00:03:05,444 --> 00:03:13,023 cereale, gr�u cu miere, un sparanghel �nmuiat �n melas� 10 00:03:13,407 --> 00:03:17,244 - Fructe ? - Suc de grapefruit cu sare si piper. 11 00:03:17,340 --> 00:03:20,315 Suc de grapefruit, 12 00:03:20,411 --> 00:03:23,289 cu sare...si piper. 13 00:03:23,961 --> 00:03:25,687 Visul american poate fi de asemenea exprimat 14 00:03:25,783 --> 00:03:30,868 sub forma ront�iturilor zgomotoase de bomboane candel �n s�lile de cinema. 15 00:03:33,555 --> 00:03:38,640 - Chiar si sub forma dorintelor nedisimulate de imitare si exhibare 16 00:03:38,832 --> 00:03:41,230 a imaginii si formelor celor mai proeminente, 17 00:03:41,249 --> 00:03:43,533 precum celebrele dive de la Hollywood. 18 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:45,931 - Care dintre noi, locuitori ai b�tr�nei Europe, 19 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:48,810 nu am visat s� mergem �n America ? 20 00:03:49,385 --> 00:03:53,127 - America...cu toate minun�tiile sale! 21 00:03:53,223 --> 00:03:56,485 - Cu luminile sale abracadabrante! 22 00:03:56,677 --> 00:04:02,721 - Si de unde, toti americanii viseaz� si ei s� ajung� �n Europa, la Roma, 23 00:04:02,913 --> 00:04:08,478 Undeva �ntr-o cas� din Trastevere, locuieste �n schimb, singurul american 24 00:04:08,766 --> 00:04:11,456 care viseaz� s� ajung� �n America. 25 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,083 - Fiindc� e un american mai ciudat... 26 00:04:13,088 --> 00:04:14,714 Care e n�scut si tr�ieste la Trastevere. 27 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:19,127 Iat�-l, el e, Nando Mericoni. 28 00:04:19,415 --> 00:04:23,924 - T�n�rul chipes pe care �l vedeti �n aceast� fotografie. 29 00:04:26,994 --> 00:04:29,201 S�-nnebunesc, ce mai bust... 30 00:04:29,393 --> 00:04:34,094 - De fapt toti acesti muschi nu s�nt ai lui, ci apartin unui c�stig�tor 31 00:04:34,286 --> 00:04:38,987 al concursului american pentru titlul de "Mister Univers". 32 00:04:39,035 --> 00:04:42,921 - Iar aceasta e camera lui, mic� si modest�... 33 00:04:43,113 --> 00:04:44,072 Dar Nando se simte bine �n ea, 34 00:04:44,092 --> 00:04:47,142 fiindc� aici are tot ceea ce �i trebuie. 35 00:04:47,334 --> 00:04:48,294 - Steaguri de peste ocean, 36 00:04:48,313 --> 00:04:52,131 reviste cu benzi desenate din westernuri, m�nusi de baseball 37 00:04:52,323 --> 00:04:54,433 si poza lui Betty cu dedicatie si autograf... 38 00:04:54,452 --> 00:04:58,272 Scris� de Nando �n persoan�. 39 00:05:03,548 --> 00:05:09,112 - Singurii din cas� pe care Nando nu i-a putut americaniza s�nt... 40 00:05:09,304 --> 00:05:11,511 Iat�-i...p�rintii lui. 41 00:05:19,666 --> 00:05:22,641 - Uit�-te si tu... - Ce faci Augusto, nu dormi? 42 00:05:22,833 --> 00:05:25,327 Ce s� dorm, m� g�ndesc la mizerabilul �la 43 00:05:25,423 --> 00:05:28,205 care nu s-a �ntors nici p�n� la miezul noptii. 44 00:05:28,397 --> 00:05:30,316 - �sta...�sta nu poate fi fiul meu. 45 00:05:30,335 --> 00:05:32,715 - Linisteste-te, stii bine c� suferi de astm. 46 00:05:32,907 --> 00:05:36,264 Astm...numai din cauza lui am facut astmul �sta. 47 00:05:36,744 --> 00:05:40,869 Stiai c� fiul lui Sandro a fost numit ast�zi ca postas, 48 00:05:40,889 --> 00:05:42,597 Si are numai 20 de ani ? 49 00:05:42,606 --> 00:05:44,131 Iar c�nd taic�-s�u se va pensiona, 50 00:05:44,141 --> 00:05:46,722 Nu vor avea probleme cu banii, stiai ? 51 00:05:46,818 --> 00:05:48,448 - Si Nando...si Nando... 52 00:05:48,467 --> 00:05:50,176 - Augusto, ai grij�...ai grij�, ti-am spus doar. 53 00:05:50,272 --> 00:05:53,629 Si Nando...cred si eu c� am facut astm. 54 00:05:58,138 --> 00:06:01,881 - Si Nando ce ar face dac� eu nu as lucra ? - E �nc� t�n�r! 55 00:06:02,073 --> 00:06:06,006 - Si are capul plin de g�rg�uni. - Plin de prostie, vrei s� spui. 56 00:06:06,198 --> 00:06:10,515 Ce astepti de la unul ca �sta ? Vrea s� se fac� artist...balerin. 57 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:13,009 Lucreaz� dou� zile...si taie frunz� la c�ini dou� luni apoi. 58 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:17,710 Vrea s� fac� pe americanul. Dar americanii s�nt plini de bani. 59 00:06:17,902 --> 00:06:21,165 Am s�-i dau o lectie �n seara asta americanului �sta, de o s� vad� el! 60 00:06:21,261 --> 00:06:26,442 �n toate noptile, aceeasi poveste. Unde se duce noptile ? Unde st� ? 61 00:06:26,634 --> 00:06:29,800 - Stai calm...calmeaz�-te. - Unde se duce noptile ? Unde ? 62 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:36,324 Nu are rost s� astepti ajutor din directia aceea. 63 00:06:36,420 --> 00:06:38,530 �nainte ca Wing s� soseasc� �n oras, 64 00:06:38,549 --> 00:06:42,559 cariera lui Hopalong Cassidy va fi �ncheiat�. 65 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,568 Ce ai de g�nd s� faci, spune! 66 00:06:56,664 --> 00:07:01,077 Vreau s� stiu un lucru, �nainte s� te ucid, Cassidy. 67 00:07:01,269 --> 00:07:05,586 Nu-mi place s� fac de dou� ori aceeasi greseal�. 68 00:07:05,778 --> 00:07:11,727 �n timp ce m�ncai de dimineat�, ti-am �nc�rcat pistolul cu gloante oarbe. 69 00:07:47,224 --> 00:07:51,445 S�-nnebunesc, ce film! Ai v�zut cum l-au ucis pe Joe ? 70 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:55,764 Jim a fost. Ai v�zut cum l-a zdrobit cu m�inile acelea ? 71 00:07:55,956 --> 00:07:59,217 Ca �ntr-o menghin� de otel. Cu c�t� fort�... 72 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:03,151 Hei negriciosule! Negriciosule, cu tine vorbesc! Pleac�! 73 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:05,166 E ora �nchiderii, ce faci ? 74 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:08,044 �n toate serile, aceeasi poveste. Du-te! 75 00:08:08,236 --> 00:08:13,225 - Trebuie s� plec si eu, nu stau dup� tine. - Shut-up! 76 00:08:13,417 --> 00:08:18,693 - Taci, altfel te lichidez! - Pe cine ? �ti sparg eu capul! 77 00:08:32,029 --> 00:08:36,442 Motane urias, te-am v�zut. Te prefaci c� citesti ziarul. 78 00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:39,513 Esti un spion. Nu vrei s� "ciripesti" ? 79 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:42,679 C�nt�! Pac! Pac! Pac! 80 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,601 Trebuie s� te lichidez. 81 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:05,416 Aud niste pasi! Tu ai vorbit, motane urias! Tu ai "ciripit". 82 00:09:05,608 --> 00:09:08,583 Ia �ncaseaz� tu cadoul �sta: Pac! Pac! 83 00:09:09,447 --> 00:09:11,365 Trebuie s� m� ascund. 84 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,919 Glumeam. 85 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,797 Nu e �nc�rcat. 86 00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:55,786 E permis de lege. 87 00:09:57,513 --> 00:10:00,583 De fapt glumeam. Chiar glumeam. 88 00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:05,092 Nu s�nt �nc�rcate. Le folosesc numai �n cazul unei agresiuni nocturne. 89 00:10:05,284 --> 00:10:09,506 Ori de cite ori dai de vreun ciudat...nu poti s� stii. 90 00:10:12,001 --> 00:10:13,440 Tat�! 91 00:10:13,919 --> 00:10:17,373 Locuiesc �n casa aceea. S�nt de pe-aici. 92 00:10:17,565 --> 00:10:20,059 - Mizerabilule! - Bun�, tati! 93 00:10:20,155 --> 00:10:24,952 Tati e pus pe glume. Shut-up, tati, d�nsul e gardianul de noapte. 94 00:10:25,144 --> 00:10:30,613 Mi-a aruncat cheile. Mai taci, tati. Trebuie s� aud� toat� lumea ? 95 00:10:30,805 --> 00:10:33,875 S�nt doar major, pot s� m� �ntorc c�nd doresc. 96 00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:39,152 Pot s� vin acasa si la trei dimineat�, doar am mai mult de 21 de ani. 97 00:10:41,263 --> 00:10:45,388 Nu-l lua �n seam�, n-are minte, e un idiot! 98 00:10:47,307 --> 00:10:49,034 Pac! Pac! 99 00:10:49,129 --> 00:10:54,502 Nenorocitule, numai tu nu-mi mai f�ceai probleme! 100 00:10:54,694 --> 00:10:58,724 Cum naiba am putut s� am un fiu at�t de idiot ? 101 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:02,178 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? - �si bate joc de gardianul de noapte. 102 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,288 Eu m� culc. Vreau s� dorm. 103 00:11:06,112 --> 00:11:08,606 Nu vreau dec�t s� dorm... s� dorm. 104 00:11:15,706 --> 00:11:19,831 Crezi c� m� poti prinde ? Te distrug, s� stii! 105 00:11:20,023 --> 00:11:24,148 V� distrug pe toti. Da, m� numesc Joe! 106 00:11:26,259 --> 00:11:29,521 Ce avem aici ? Macaroane! De-astea m�n�nc� numai c�rutasii! 107 00:11:29,617 --> 00:11:32,399 Eu nu m�n�nc macaroane. Eu s�nt american. 108 00:11:32,495 --> 00:11:34,990 Vin rosu ? Eu unul nu beau vin rosu. 109 00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:38,348 - Doar stiti c� americanii nu beau vin rosu si nu m�n�nc� macaroane. 110 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:40,267 - Nebunule! - Vreau s� dorm. 111 00:11:40,363 --> 00:11:44,584 Americanii m�n�nc� marmelad�, asta e m�ncare american�. 112 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:50,533 Iaurt, mustar...asa au reusit americanii s�-i �nving� pe apasi. 113 00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:51,780 S-au luptat cu indienii... 114 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:54,370 Americanii nu beau vin rosu, beau lapte. 115 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:59,263 De aceea nu se �mbat�. Ati v�zut vreodat� vreun american beat ? 116 00:11:59,455 --> 00:12:03,772 Eu unul n-am v�zut vreunul. Americanii s�nt puternici. 117 00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:06,171 Meserie, americanii �stia... 118 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:10,872 Nu te poti pune cu americanii �stia. Americanii m�n�nca marmelad�. 119 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,286 Macaroane...v� distrug pe toate! 120 00:12:16,245 --> 00:12:19,411 Cum de �ndr�zniti s� m� �nfruntati cu fata asta ? 121 00:12:19,507 --> 00:12:24,688 Parca ati fi niste viermi. Asta e m�ncarea american�, vedeti ? 122 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:29,005 Iaurt, marmelada, mustar... 123 00:12:31,212 --> 00:12:33,034 Mustarul... 124 00:12:33,802 --> 00:12:35,913 "What is the name" pentru mustar ? 125 00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:38,407 Un pic de lapte. 126 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:40,902 Asta e m�ncarea pe care o m�n�nc� americanii. 127 00:12:40,921 --> 00:12:45,603 O m�ncare s�n�toas� si hr�nitoare. 128 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,713 Macaroane... 129 00:12:52,894 --> 00:12:55,293 S� mor, ce porc�rie! 130 00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:57,787 Americanii... 131 00:12:58,171 --> 00:13:03,064 Macaroanelor, m-ati provocat. Acum am s� v� distrug! 132 00:13:03,256 --> 00:13:05,079 V� m�n�nc! 133 00:13:09,013 --> 00:13:11,699 �sta �l d�m motanului. 134 00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:14,482 �sta la soareci. 135 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:18,511 Iar cu �sta o s� b�g�m dracii �n toti p�duchii. 136 00:13:18,895 --> 00:13:20,717 Iar eu am s� beau lapte. 137 00:13:22,828 --> 00:13:24,843 S�nt doar un american. 138 00:13:25,227 --> 00:13:27,433 Viermilor, v� m�n�nc pe toti. 139 00:13:27,529 --> 00:13:30,695 - �l auzi ? - Linisteste-te. - �l str�ng de g�t! 140 00:13:30,887 --> 00:13:32,998 - Vreau s� dorm. - Foarte bine.. 141 00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:39,522 Five, five, four, five, three 142 00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:50,363 - E de la Camer�! - La naiba, cu Camera asta. 143 00:13:50,459 --> 00:13:51,611 Probabil c� se voteaz� ceva. 144 00:13:51,615 --> 00:13:53,626 Pantalonii, pantalonii, unde-mi s�nt pantalonii ? 145 00:13:53,722 --> 00:13:58,135 - Alo ? - Hello ? Hello...55543 ? 146 00:13:58,615 --> 00:14:00,533 Am spus 55543 ? 147 00:14:00,725 --> 00:14:02,452 Nu vorbiti de la Camer� ? 148 00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:06,290 Da, s�nt deputatul Borgiani �n persoan�. Cine s�nteti dv ? 149 00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:09,072 Aici e Santi Bailor, de la American Attraction, please. 150 00:14:10,703 --> 00:14:13,966 - E de la ambasada american�. - La ora asta ? Asta e ora american�. 151 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,308 - Pentru parafare. Pentru comisia cu petrolul. 152 00:14:15,318 --> 00:14:18,475 Transportul din La Valleta. - Las�-m� s� ascult si eu. 153 00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:24,806 - Yes, yes, oui, oui. S�nt deputatul Borgiani. 154 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:29,507 - Mi se f�lf�ie de cine esti tu. Vreau s� vorbesc cu Elvy. 155 00:14:29,699 --> 00:14:30,755 Cu cine ? 156 00:14:30,851 --> 00:14:34,880 Cu Elvy! Elvira! E Elvira acolo? S�nt Nando, logodnicul ei. 157 00:14:35,072 --> 00:14:37,759 Nesimtitule, la ora asta ? 158 00:14:37,768 --> 00:14:39,869 Am s� fac o interpelare �n Camer�! 159 00:14:40,061 --> 00:14:44,091 Pentru deranjarea unui deputat care se odihneste. Porcule! 160 00:14:44,186 --> 00:14:49,079 G�l�gia! Linisteste-te, ai �nteles? Stai bl�nd! Shut-up! 161 00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:53,493 Mi-ai �nchis telefonul ? I-ai tr�ntit telefonul �n nas lui Santi Bailor ? 162 00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:55,700 - Ce voia ? - Nici nu stiu cine era. 163 00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:59,249 - Dar ce voia, spune-mi. Pe una, Elvira. 164 00:14:59,268 --> 00:15:01,072 - Elvira e femeia de serviciu. 165 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,471 Si pentru femeia de serviciu a unui deputat, 166 00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:06,061 dai telefoane la ora asta ? 167 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:09,419 Linisteste-te, stii doar c� numai anul �sta am schimbat sase, 168 00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:12,202 iar asta e singura care corespunde. 169 00:15:12,394 --> 00:15:14,312 Numai eu stiu c�t trag cu aceste domnisorici �n cas�, 170 00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:16,615 �n timp ce tu mergi la Montecitorio. 171 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,342 - Si tu �ti �nchipui ca la Montecitorio merg s� m� distrez ? 172 00:15:18,362 --> 00:15:20,740 - De unde s� stiu eu ? 173 00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:26,689 - Raspunde politicos, haide. - Dac� ar sti aleg�torii mei... 174 00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:29,759 Alo domnule ? Cu domnisoara Elvira ? 175 00:15:29,778 --> 00:15:33,404 Aveti putin� r�bdare, m� duc s� o chem. 176 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:35,515 - A fost bine asa ? - Sigur. 177 00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:39,641 Ai cedat, deputate Borgiani, ai cedat. 178 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:42,328 Ce s�-i faci, ai comis o mare greseal�. 179 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,206 Ai tr�ntit telefonul �n nas unui voinic ca mine ? 180 00:15:45,302 --> 00:15:46,645 Nu ti-a spus nimeni c� un Borgiani 181 00:15:46,664 --> 00:15:49,811 nu-l poate �nfrunta pe Nando Mericoni ? 182 00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:53,744 Te iert, dac� te c�iesti, am s� te iert, m�i Borgiani. 183 00:15:53,936 --> 00:15:57,199 How are Elvy, here are my kisses, my darling! 184 00:15:57,295 --> 00:16:01,804 Nando, nu trebuia s�-l deranjezi pe domnul deputat la ora asta. 185 00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:03,818 Ce deranj, chiar te rog! 186 00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:07,369 Stai linistit� Elvy, l-am domesticit pe acest Borgiani. 187 00:16:07,465 --> 00:16:10,822 Ti-am preg�tit pentru m�ine ceva nemaipomenit, Elvy. 188 00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:13,220 Voi juca m�ine �ntr-un spectacol senzational, 189 00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:16,627 �nc�t p�n� la urm� publicul italian va afla cine e Santi Bailor. 190 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,545 Dar cine e Santi Bailor ? 191 00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:20,704 Eu voi fi Santi Bailor. Nando Mericoni... 192 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:21,856 Dar de m�ine �n catalogul de pe firmamentul 193 00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:22,814 noilor stele de pe Broadway, 194 00:16:22,824 --> 00:16:24,638 va ap�rea un alt nume: Nando Mericoni, 195 00:16:24,647 --> 00:16:27,995 cu numele de scen� Santi Bailor de la American Attraction. 196 00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:31,546 My Elvy, te astept m�ine la spectacolul de gal�. 197 00:16:31,565 --> 00:16:34,040 S� vii frumos �mbr�cat�. 198 00:16:34,136 --> 00:16:37,397 Si s� te tii tare, c�ci vor fi emotii mari, nu glum�. 199 00:16:37,407 --> 00:16:39,413 Voi avea o intrare �ntr-un frac impecabil, 200 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,812 la fel ca si Gene Kelly. 201 00:16:47,567 --> 00:16:50,734 Nando, ce te-a g�sit, c�nti noaptea la ora asta ? 202 00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:08,579 - Dormi. - Dormi ? - Da, dorm. 203 00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:14,431 - Dar nu-l auzi pe �la ? - Fii calm, �ncearc� s� dormi. 204 00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:24,026 - Nando, du-te s� te culci. - Ce faci mami, "you don't sleep"? 205 00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:25,849 - Tat�l t�u e bolnav si are dreptate. 206 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:28,727 - C�nd vom fi �n America, ne vor c�nta negresele 207 00:17:28,746 --> 00:17:31,700 vechile c�ntece de pe plantatiile de bumbac. 208 00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:33,812 - Mai taci odat�! 209 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:41,582 Aleluia! Aleluia! 210 00:17:44,653 --> 00:17:47,723 - Hello, mami, un pic de water ? - Ce mai e si asta ? 211 00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:50,026 Un container american. Vezi robinetul...si apa ? 212 00:17:50,045 --> 00:17:53,288 Si tubul care absoarbe apa ? 213 00:17:53,297 --> 00:17:54,295 Toate birourile de pe Fifth Avenue au de-astea. 214 00:17:54,305 --> 00:17:58,277 Ap� pur� si sterilizat�, american�. 215 00:17:58,373 --> 00:17:59,716 - S�-nnebunesc, ce porcarie! 216 00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:02,210 - Niciodat� nu poti s� fii si tu serios ? 217 00:18:02,690 --> 00:18:04,609 - Mami si tati, mami si tati, eu v� ador. 218 00:18:04,628 --> 00:18:07,487 - Ast�mp�r�-te cu ciomagul �la. 219 00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,598 Ciomag, mami ? 220 00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:14,011 B�ta asta de baseball va avea �ntr-o zi autograful lui Joe Di Maggio. 221 00:18:14,107 --> 00:18:16,409 - Stii cine e Joe Di Maggio, mami? - Nando! 222 00:18:16,505 --> 00:18:19,768 - Nu stii cine e Joe Di Maggio? - Nando! 223 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,369 E o chestiune complicat�. 224 00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:24,853 Joe Di Maggio e un t�n�r italian, 225 00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:27,059 care de copil a fost transferat la Kansas City... 226 00:18:27,088 --> 00:18:28,786 - Din nou acest Kansas City! 227 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,432 Acest pusti �ndr�znet a luat b�ta de baseball 228 00:18:32,451 --> 00:18:35,885 si s-a c�s�torit cu "Marilina". 229 00:18:36,557 --> 00:18:42,506 Si eu, mi-as fi dorit s� fi fost transferat de copil la Kansas City! 230 00:18:42,515 --> 00:18:45,288 �n schimb eu m-am chinuit si am z�cut de scarlatin�. 231 00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:49,702 You remember, mami, cum am z�cut de scarlatin� ? 232 00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,676 Hello, tati, hello tati! 233 00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:55,553 Nu dispera, mami. 234 00:18:55,841 --> 00:19:00,063 - Du-te s� te culci. - You don't sleep ? 235 00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:17,045 Ce e ? Ce ai ? Las�-m�! 236 00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:23,377 - Ce faci ? Stai! - Te omor! 237 00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:29,230 Dai �n mine cu b�ta lui Joe Di Maggio ? La naiba! 238 00:19:30,188 --> 00:19:36,425 Ai s� pl�testi scump pentru acest gest. 239 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,974 Am s�-ti ar�t eu. 240 00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:43,525 �ntr-o zi vei auzi vorbindu-se de mine. 241 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:50,624 Unul ca mine era potrivit pentru a merge �n America... 242 00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:54,654 Voiai s� m� lovesti ? Nu se poate, cu ce joc de picioare am... 243 00:20:04,919 --> 00:20:10,580 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 244 00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:24,012 Stop! 245 00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:28,138 Nu e greu, nu-i asa, fetelor ? 246 00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:32,647 Trebuie exersat �n plus ca s� v� obisnuiti cu jocul de picioare. 247 00:20:32,743 --> 00:20:34,853 Si trebuie s� v� intre �n cap ritmul corect. 248 00:20:34,882 --> 00:20:37,732 Altfel, nu se poate. Asta e tot ce am de spus. 249 00:20:37,924 --> 00:20:42,241 - Ok girls ? - Cum adic� ? Nu ne place. 250 00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:48,093 Ok �n american� �nseamn� "foarte bine". 251 00:20:48,102 --> 00:20:50,300 Obisnuiti-v� cu expresia asta american�. 252 00:20:50,319 --> 00:20:53,658 Dac� mai r�spundeti cu aceeasi grosol�nie ca de obicei, 253 00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:59,126 vom sta si vom repeta aici toat� noaptea. Ok, girls? 254 00:20:59,414 --> 00:21:00,950 - Vreti s� vedeti cifrele ? 255 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,827 - De aceea am venit. - Uitati-v�, �n cazul �n care... 256 00:21:04,019 --> 00:21:07,857 - Cine tot strig� acolo ? - Nimeni, am�r�tul �la de Mericoni. 257 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:12,463 Prap�ditul �la mort de foame, care s-a milogit s�-i d�m ceva de lucru ? 258 00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:15,485 Retineti-mi figura, fetelor, fiindc� e o �nt�mplare fericit� 259 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:18,123 ca unul de valoarea mea s� lucreze �ntr-o cocin� cum e teatrul �sta. 260 00:21:18,315 --> 00:21:20,906 Hai si tu, ai uitat c� esti partenera mea ? 261 00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:23,016 C�nd eu intru precum Gene Kelly, 262 00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:24,647 voi ar trebui s� zburati toate ca Rita Hayworth. 263 00:21:24,657 --> 00:21:28,101 �n schimb, voi c�deti gr�mad� pe mine. S�nteti asa de �mpiedicate! 264 00:21:28,197 --> 00:21:30,692 - Stii ceva ? Du-te de te sp�nzur�! 265 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:34,433 - Sp�nzur�-te tu, cum vorbesti asa cu mine, Santi Bailor 266 00:21:34,443 --> 00:21:35,873 Un Gene Kelly italian. 267 00:21:35,892 --> 00:21:37,024 - Gene si mai cum ? 268 00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:38,942 - Gene Kelly italian, dac� nu-ti displace. 269 00:21:38,961 --> 00:21:41,437 - Hai sictir! - P�i sigur c� nu-ti place. 270 00:21:41,447 --> 00:21:46,138 Fiindc� tot ce fac eu, fac cu spirit de sacrificiu si d�ruire. 271 00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:49,592 St�nd �n mijlocul vostru, risc sa m� prostesc de-a binelea. 272 00:21:49,688 --> 00:21:53,429 Nu v� sup�rati, fetelor, dar s�nteti de tot rahatul! 273 00:21:53,621 --> 00:21:56,404 - Si voi cine mai s�nteti ? - Noi s�ntem "the sisters". 274 00:21:56,500 --> 00:22:00,050 - Voi s�nteti "the sisters". - Si de unde ati mai ap�rut si voi? 275 00:22:00,242 --> 00:22:02,256 Fetelor, trebuie s� v� fixati un punct de referint� pe care s�-l priviti, 276 00:22:02,265 --> 00:22:06,382 nu s� v� uitati tot timpul c�t dansati numai �n jos, la pantofi. 277 00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:10,412 S�nt aici numai fiindc� asta a fost dorinta tat�lui meu. 278 00:22:10,507 --> 00:22:13,961 Altfel la ora asta eram pe Broadway, nu �n cocina asta plin� de b�legar! 279 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,168 - Teatrul �sta e o cocin� plin� de baleg�. 280 00:22:16,187 --> 00:22:18,278 - Ce e teatrul �sta ? - O gr�mad� de b�legar! 281 00:22:18,298 --> 00:22:20,581 - Armando, d�-l imediat afar� pe pr�p�ditul �sta! 282 00:22:20,677 --> 00:22:23,075 - Mister Commenda, glumeam de fapt. 283 00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,625 - Nu m� luati �n serios, nu v-am v�zut. 284 00:22:26,644 --> 00:22:30,847 - Stai cum trebuie, opreste-te! - Glumeam numai. 285 00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:32,286 - Si un prieten de-al meu spunea c� acest teatru 286 00:22:32,305 --> 00:22:34,589 E unul faimos... si fantastic. 287 00:22:35,069 --> 00:22:37,083 - Opreste-te! Pleac� de-aici! - Glumeam numai. 288 00:22:37,275 --> 00:22:41,017 - Glumeam, s� stiti. E un num�r american foarte complicat, 289 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:43,415 mai ales dac� avem �n vedere c� fetele nu se potrivesc deloc. 290 00:22:43,703 --> 00:22:46,581 - Pentru Dumnezeu, acum vrea si fete din str�in�tate. 291 00:22:46,590 --> 00:22:49,940 - Domnule Commenda, exact asa ceva avem noi aici, �n cazul nostru. 292 00:22:50,227 --> 00:22:51,666 - Atunci e bine, r�m�ne asa... 293 00:22:51,675 --> 00:22:55,504 - E ca si cum ar fi str�ine, de vreme ce nu se potrivesc deloc una cu alta. 294 00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:57,902 Vedeti dle Commenda, primele dou� s�nt practic infirme, 295 00:22:57,912 --> 00:22:59,342 alte dou� din centru au strabism, 296 00:22:59,351 --> 00:23:00,589 iar alte dou� parc� s�nt tepene, 297 00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:03,467 danseaz� de parc� ar fi b�tute �n cuie... 298 00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:04,619 - Tepene sau nu, nu-l mai deranjati. 299 00:23:04,638 --> 00:23:07,400 - Ce faci, �i explicam dlui Commenda despre spectacol. 300 00:23:07,592 --> 00:23:08,552 - S�ntem ocupati, avem treab�. 301 00:23:08,571 --> 00:23:10,471 - Tu ce te bagi, nici m�car nu te cunosc. 302 00:23:10,567 --> 00:23:11,910 Mai e si subreta aia �nfierb�ntat�, 303 00:23:11,919 --> 00:23:15,268 dar o potolesc eu cu vreo dou� bastoane, dar dati-ne si nou�... 304 00:23:15,287 --> 00:23:16,323 Nu v� dau nimic. 305 00:23:16,342 --> 00:23:18,530 - Cum �ti permiti, pr�p�ditule ? 306 00:23:18,549 --> 00:23:20,449 - Glumeam doar. - Nem�ncatule! 307 00:23:20,544 --> 00:23:24,670 - Cum s� nu ne dati nimic ? - Bine, d�-i atunci 2000 de lire. 308 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:31,386 - Dle Commenda, m�car 2500, pentru dou� supe de fiecare, s�ntem opt. 309 00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:36,855 Bine, 2500, dar s� faceti un spectacol cu luminile la maxim, s� v� v�d ce puteti. 310 00:23:37,046 --> 00:23:40,500 Am �nteles. �n ritmul unui "v�nz�tor ambulant". 311 00:23:42,227 --> 00:23:46,449 Santi Bailor �ntr-un num�r cu ritm de "v�nz�tor ambulant". 312 00:23:46,545 --> 00:23:47,600 - Acum ai �nteles cum se cuvine, da ? 313 00:23:47,610 --> 00:23:49,136 - Repede fetelor, dl Commenda ne-a asigurat 314 00:23:49,145 --> 00:23:50,094 c� ne d� 2500 de lire de fiecare. 315 00:23:50,104 --> 00:23:52,301 Miscati-v� si fiti bucuroase. 316 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,829 R�m�neti asa, fetelor. La acest "three" v� opriti toate deodat�! 317 00:24:05,838 --> 00:24:07,268 Fiindc� vor urma aplauzele. 318 00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,050 E o treab� matematic�, fetelor La "three" vor �ncepe aplauzele. 319 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:14,368 Ok girls ? Opriti la "three", si apoi aplauzele. 320 00:24:24,441 --> 00:24:27,320 Elvy! Elvy! 321 00:24:30,774 --> 00:24:34,227 Voi intra la fel ca si Gene Kelly. 322 00:24:38,354 --> 00:24:41,999 �la e logodnicul meu. E dr�gut, nu ? 323 00:25:01,955 --> 00:25:05,888 Nando, ce naiba faci ? Las-o balt�! 324 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,014 - Cine mai e si �la ? - Cine s� fie, e Mericoni. 325 00:25:16,346 --> 00:25:20,088 Hei, v�nz�tor! V�nz�torule! 326 00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:38,412 Ce fac, r�d ? �nc� o dat� de la cap�t, girls. 327 00:25:46,664 --> 00:25:49,638 Ce-i m� prost�nacule, te pui cu mine ? 328 00:25:49,830 --> 00:25:53,283 Acum ai 21 de ani, e timpul s� afli cine esti, pustiule. 329 00:25:56,066 --> 00:26:00,000 - �sta e logodnicul t�u ? - Bravo, felicitari. 330 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:01,631 Elvira! 331 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,372 Good-bye, good-bye. 332 00:26:07,579 --> 00:26:11,033 Ar trebui s� nu ne mai pui �n situatii de-astea de rahat, pricepi ? 333 00:26:11,225 --> 00:26:13,335 Nu m� f� s�-mi sar� tand�ra. 334 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:16,790 Hello, girls, Santi Bailor nu merit� s� �ndure umilinte 335 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:18,516 din cauza unor fraiere ca voi. 336 00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:22,833 M�ine vom repeta num�rul �sta p�n� o s� v� mutati rinichii din loc. 337 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,040 - P�n� m�ine ai s� fii tu azv�rlit �n strad�. 338 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,768 - Cum adic� azv�rlit ? 339 00:26:26,787 --> 00:26:31,565 "Mister Commenda", cum adic� ? Era vorba de dou� reprezentatii. 340 00:26:32,236 --> 00:26:34,922 La naiba! Am ajuns �n halul �sta 341 00:26:34,951 --> 00:26:37,800 fiindc� m-am luat dup� ce a vrut tata. 342 00:26:41,831 --> 00:26:43,557 Nando, unde te duci ? 343 00:26:43,672 --> 00:26:48,047 Nu stiu, nu mai pot �ndura toate astea. 344 00:26:48,066 --> 00:26:50,177 Locul t�u nu e aici, e �n America, Nando. 345 00:26:50,273 --> 00:26:53,055 �stia de aici nu pricep limba, nu pot s� te �nteleag�. 346 00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:55,838 Nando, opreste-te, Priveste! 347 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:59,004 Ai v�zut filmul �sta ? E povestea unui t�n�r american 348 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:02,937 care pentru a obtine ceea ce lumea nu voia s�-i dea, la fel ca si tie, 349 00:27:02,947 --> 00:27:06,774 s-a suit �ntr-o dimineat� �n v�rful celui mai �nalt zg�rie-nori. 350 00:27:06,870 --> 00:27:08,406 Odat� ajuns acolo a zis: 351 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:11,285 M� azv�rl de aici dac� nu mi se d� ceea ce vreau. 352 00:27:11,477 --> 00:27:15,026 La ce te g�ndesti ? Ti-a venit vreo idee ? 353 00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:17,328 Vrei s� �ncerci si tu ? 354 00:27:17,328 --> 00:27:21,837 G�seste-ti un loc �nalt, si-ai s� vezi c� vei fi auzit. 355 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,524 Trebuie s� te asculte. 356 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:35,942 Ascultati-m� cu totii! M� auziti ? 357 00:27:36,038 --> 00:27:41,793 Locuitori ai Romei, stati cu totii ca niste oi smerite la picioarele mele! 358 00:27:42,081 --> 00:27:45,440 Ascultati-m� cu totii! Eu trebuie s� plec �n America! 359 00:27:45,536 --> 00:27:50,429 M-am urcat pe v�rful celui mai �nalt monument din lume. 360 00:27:50,621 --> 00:27:53,211 - Dar cine e cel de acolo ? - Poate c� e o treab� de publicitate. 361 00:27:53,307 --> 00:27:54,266 - D�-te jos de acolo! 362 00:27:54,285 --> 00:27:58,967 - Dac� nu m� trimiteti �n America, m� azv�rl! 363 00:27:59,159 --> 00:28:03,956 - Ascultati cu totii! - Faceti loc! Faceti loc! 364 00:28:04,148 --> 00:28:07,122 - Ce vrei ? Cine esti ? - S�nt tat�l nebunului �la. 365 00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:09,617 Nando! Nando, ce faci ? 366 00:28:09,713 --> 00:28:13,359 Ce faci acolo sus ? D�-te jos! 367 00:28:13,550 --> 00:28:19,115 Tu erai, la naiba! Ce mai vrei si tu "father" ? Las-o balt�! 368 00:28:19,307 --> 00:28:22,473 D�-te jos! Nando, d�-te jos! 369 00:28:22,665 --> 00:28:26,694 �n scurt� vreme, "my father", b�iatul t�u va pleca �n America! 370 00:28:26,886 --> 00:28:29,573 D�-te jos, nu o s�-ti fac nimic. 371 00:28:29,669 --> 00:28:36,864 Ce ai spus ? Vorbeste mai tare, nu te aud. Ce ai spus ? 372 00:28:37,152 --> 00:28:40,126 Dumnezeule, b�iatul meu! 373 00:28:44,252 --> 00:28:46,938 Poftiti. V� simtiti mai bine acum ? 374 00:28:46,948 --> 00:28:47,898 - Dumnezeule! - Ce e ? 375 00:28:47,907 --> 00:28:52,503 - B�iatul meu, a r�mas sus acolo? S-a aruncat de acolo ? 376 00:28:52,695 --> 00:28:55,956 - Fii pe pace, nu s-a aruncat, vrea doar s� mearg� �n America. 377 00:28:55,966 --> 00:28:57,971 - Are o obsesie pentru asta. 378 00:28:57,991 --> 00:28:59,794 - S� ajungi �n America, e o treab� dificil�. 379 00:28:59,803 --> 00:29:00,849 - Asta e o problem� veche. 380 00:29:00,868 --> 00:29:03,920 De mai bine de zece ani de c�nd are mania asta. 381 00:29:04,112 --> 00:29:07,374 Din timpul ocupatiei germane, ce timpuri grele! 382 00:29:07,566 --> 00:29:11,883 Nu v� amintiti ce se �nt�mpla la Roma �n acea perioad� ? 383 00:29:11,892 --> 00:29:15,912 �n fiecare sear� �l �ncuiam cu cheia �n camer�, s� nu ias� afar�. 384 00:29:16,392 --> 00:29:20,038 - Dar �ntr-o sear� linistit�... 385 00:29:25,218 --> 00:29:28,577 - Alo ? - Tat�, s�nt Nando, s�nt afar�. 386 00:29:28,673 --> 00:29:32,894 Nu esti la tine �n camer� ? Tic�los nenorocit! 387 00:29:33,086 --> 00:29:39,706 S�nt la cimitirul de masini. Punem �n aplicare planul nostru. 388 00:29:39,993 --> 00:29:41,913 Ia s� v�d... 389 00:29:42,488 --> 00:29:49,204 Acum e momentul, tat�. �n spatele meu e toat� formatia. 390 00:29:49,492 --> 00:29:50,835 - Dar ce faci, cu cine te-ai �nh�itat ? 391 00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:55,824 �ntr-o zi vei afla si vei fi m�ndru de mine. 392 00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:58,894 Stai linistit, nu pot s�-ti dezv�lui acum, 393 00:29:58,903 --> 00:30:02,828 dar e ceva ce noi l-am organizat, si de care va vorbi �ntreaga lume. 394 00:30:02,838 --> 00:30:08,968 Chiar asa ? Fii atent, fiul meu, doar pe tine te avem. 395 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,230 Te las tat�, acum e momentul s� plec�m. 396 00:30:12,326 --> 00:30:17,699 Adio, tat�. Salut-o pe mami. 397 00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:22,688 - Augusto, ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 398 00:30:22,727 --> 00:30:26,813 - Ce s-a �nt�mplat ? Fiul meu care era un copilas, 399 00:30:26,842 --> 00:30:28,253 �ntre timp a ajuns un b�rbat adev�rat. 400 00:30:28,281 --> 00:30:30,459 - Dar ce ti-a zis, ce vrea s� fac� ? 401 00:30:30,469 --> 00:30:32,762 Doar stii c� nu poti vorbi prin telefon. 402 00:30:32,772 --> 00:30:36,983 E vorba de ceva delicat, de o actiune periculoas�. 403 00:30:37,012 --> 00:30:41,301 Folositoare patriei... O actiune eroic�! 404 00:31:07,972 --> 00:31:10,179 Ok boys, imediat ce vor sosi americanii 405 00:31:10,198 --> 00:31:11,714 am s� v� duc pe toti pe Broadway! 406 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:14,592 - Ok boys ? - Ok! �nc� o dat�! 407 00:31:14,621 --> 00:31:16,127 - Dac� st�m dup� americani, 408 00:31:16,147 --> 00:31:17,375 nu ajungem noi pe Broadway nici �n anul 2000! 409 00:31:17,385 --> 00:31:19,389 �i astept�m, �i astept�m, si mai taci Cicalone. 410 00:31:19,485 --> 00:31:22,843 S�nt pe-aici, pe-aproape. One, two, three! 411 00:31:42,703 --> 00:31:46,445 ORGANIZATIA TODT LUCR�RI PENTRU LINIA �NT�I MUNC� VOLUNTAR� 412 00:31:55,368 --> 00:31:57,574 S�nt pe-aici, pe-aproape americanii, nu-i asa ? 413 00:32:10,239 --> 00:32:14,652 Tintit� la fix! One, two, three, four, five! 414 00:32:14,844 --> 00:32:16,379 Tot timpul spui c� ochesc la fix. 415 00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:19,833 Au vrut s� bombardeze centrul de comand� si bombele ne cad nou� �n cap. 416 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:22,711 Mai taci din gur�! Taci, Cicalone! 417 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,110 Stiu foarte bine ce au de f�cut. Americanii s�nt infailibili. 418 00:32:25,206 --> 00:32:28,947 Avioanele coboar� spre sol, tintesc cu precizie, si... 419 00:32:30,386 --> 00:32:34,224 - Si ne ciuruie pe noi. Ne-au ciuruit? Chiar ne-au ciuruit ? 420 00:32:34,233 --> 00:32:36,574 - S�-nnebunesc dac� nu ne-au tras-o. 421 00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,021 - Cine mai e ? 422 00:32:39,031 --> 00:32:41,227 Da, da, �ncornoratule. 423 00:32:41,323 --> 00:32:45,833 Ti-am spus "�ncornorat" ...�n sensul bun al cuv�ntului. 424 00:32:45,843 --> 00:32:49,479 �stia n-au cum s� c�stige r�zboiul, Cicalone, nici m�car nu pricep limba. 425 00:32:51,013 --> 00:32:54,660 �n schimb americanii... �ntelegi Cicalone, americanii...Pac! 426 00:32:55,331 --> 00:32:59,553 - Americanii s�nt la trei kilometri - Or s� ajung� aici �n trei luni. 427 00:32:59,649 --> 00:33:01,471 - Cine, americanii ? - Ce vrei, �si calculeaz� misc�rile, 428 00:33:01,567 --> 00:33:04,925 asteapt�, urm�resc cu atentie... C�nd vor ajunge aici, 429 00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:07,995 eu unul nu voi avea probleme fiindc� st�p�nesc limba, nu fac cacofonii... 430 00:33:08,005 --> 00:33:11,161 Voi fi cineva, m� vor plasa americanii. - Americanii...America 431 00:33:11,171 --> 00:33:12,696 - Cunosti limba ? - Sigur. 432 00:33:17,205 --> 00:33:20,467 Esti acelasi �ncornorat, nu-i nici o problem�, ti-o spune Nando. 433 00:33:21,427 --> 00:33:22,482 - �stea s�nt doar c�ntece. 434 00:33:22,578 --> 00:33:26,320 - C�ntece, dar ti le pot traduce �ntr-un fel practic, mai pe �nteles... 435 00:33:30,637 --> 00:33:33,228 - Ar trebui s� vii la baraca lui Tullio. - Cine e ? 436 00:33:33,324 --> 00:33:36,490 Un radiotehnician, care a fost s�ltat fiindc� avea un radio. 437 00:33:36,499 --> 00:33:37,449 - A facut aici un altul. 438 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,816 - La naiba, ca s� asculte Vocea Americii ? - Sigur. 439 00:33:40,826 --> 00:33:44,070 - Pentru jazz ? - Ce jazz, idiotule! 440 00:33:44,453 --> 00:33:45,700 - Tullio vrea s� vorbeasc� cu americanii. 441 00:33:45,710 --> 00:33:49,442 - Cu americanii ? Vorbeste �n american� ? - Da. 442 00:33:49,538 --> 00:33:53,856 - Disear� c�nd ne duc �nd�rat �n lag�r, te duc eu la Tullio. - Da. 443 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:54,910 Aici s�ntem! Joe! 444 00:33:55,678 --> 00:33:58,365 - Joe, s�ntem aici! - Ocheste bine 445 00:33:58,384 --> 00:34:01,435 Santi Bailor e aici, s� stii. 446 00:34:01,444 --> 00:34:04,025 Ocheste Centrul de Comand�. �ti aud suieratul. 447 00:34:04,045 --> 00:34:06,711 Ocheste Cartierul General, ca �n filmele americane, Joe. 448 00:34:06,731 --> 00:34:10,453 - One, two, three, four, five. 449 00:34:12,372 --> 00:34:16,306 - Ok Joe, s�-nnebunesc ce-ai tintit-o! - Ne-a mai tras-o o dat�. 450 00:34:16,401 --> 00:34:19,088 Care tras, a fost un decalaj. �n loc de sapte a fost la cinci. 451 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:21,390 Au numarat doar one, two, three, four, five. 452 00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,789 Dar ce s� fac� Germania, c�nd �stia tintesc la fix! 453 00:34:23,799 --> 00:34:26,763 Joe, esti mare, s�-nnebunesc dac� nu-i asa. 454 00:34:37,029 --> 00:34:39,331 Atentie! Controlul bar�cilor! 455 00:34:46,623 --> 00:34:50,845 Nando! Cicalone! Cicalone! 456 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:57,849 - Cicalone, s�-nnebunesc... - Sst! 457 00:34:58,137 --> 00:34:59,479 - Tullio, am adus traduc�torul. 458 00:34:59,489 --> 00:35:01,974 - S�nt Santi Bailor - E un prizonier american. 459 00:35:01,984 --> 00:35:03,030 - An american prisoner 460 00:35:04,948 --> 00:35:06,387 - Nu �nteleg .... - You don't speak english ? 461 00:35:06,771 --> 00:35:09,265 ...nici m�car o vorb�. - R�spund eu, r�spund eu. 462 00:35:09,275 --> 00:35:10,417 - E vorba de radio...radio! 463 00:35:10,513 --> 00:35:13,199 - Aaa...radioul, da. 464 00:35:16,365 --> 00:35:20,970 - Aparatul �sta l-am facut �n trei luni. - Three months. 465 00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:25,384 - Cu mult� munc�. - Three months. - Cu mult� munc�, �ntelegi? 466 00:35:25,393 --> 00:35:29,797 - Da, are patru l�mpi. - Four. Four valves. 467 00:35:29,806 --> 00:35:38,527 - Piesele, toate au fost furate din toaletele din lag�r. - Water closet! 468 00:35:39,007 --> 00:35:42,654 - Sterpelite. - Sterpelite! - Pricepe! 469 00:35:42,663 --> 00:35:46,107 La naiba, le-a stricat totul am�r�tilor �ia de germani. 470 00:35:46,117 --> 00:35:48,025 I-a l�sat �n fundul gol, s�-nnebunesc. 471 00:35:48,035 --> 00:35:50,041 - Da, tu cine esti ? - Cine s�nt ? 472 00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:51,288 - P�i cine esti ? - P�i cine s�nt ? 473 00:35:51,298 --> 00:35:52,344 - Nu esti american. 474 00:35:52,353 --> 00:35:56,171 - Las�-m�, las�-m�, eu s�nt Santi Bailor! 475 00:35:56,181 --> 00:35:59,923 Am fost luat ostatec aici de germanii �stia nemernici. 476 00:35:59,932 --> 00:36:02,896 Vreau s� vorbesc cu americanii fiindc� st�p�nesc bine limba. 477 00:36:03,856 --> 00:36:07,885 - Hello, America? Hello, America? - Sst! 478 00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:15,753 - Aici e Santi Bailor's Corporation. - Nu e de glum�. 479 00:36:15,849 --> 00:36:20,838 - Dar cine glumeste ? Vreau s� vorbesc cu americanii fiindc� cunosc bine limba. 480 00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:23,524 - Un moment! - Ce e ? 481 00:36:23,534 --> 00:36:26,787 - Am ceva pentru tine. - Ai ceva pentru mine? Da, ce e? 482 00:36:27,075 --> 00:36:32,542 - Tine. - Multumesc, dar ce s� fac cu firul �sta ? 483 00:36:32,552 --> 00:36:35,997 - E alimentarea radioului. - A radioului ? 484 00:36:36,007 --> 00:36:40,218 Da, iesi din barac� si conectezi firul la reteaua de alimentare a lag�rului. 485 00:36:40,314 --> 00:36:44,056 - Eu ? - Da. - Eu, Santi Bailor ? 486 00:36:44,631 --> 00:36:49,333 Ies afar�, m� azv�rl pe jos, b�jb�i ca un melc... 487 00:36:49,352 --> 00:36:53,362 - Atentie la nemti c� trag. - Trag �n mine ? 488 00:36:53,410 --> 00:36:58,639 - Dac� te v�d. - Nemtii ? Pe mine, Santi Bailor? 489 00:36:59,502 --> 00:37:01,518 - E un gest eroic ? - Se �ntelege. 490 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:04,779 - M� duc. - Du-te. - M� duc. 491 00:37:04,798 --> 00:37:07,369 - Vrei s� te duci tu ? - Du-te! 492 00:37:12,262 --> 00:37:14,373 - Trei luni de munc�... Si uite pe cine mi l-ai adus! 493 00:37:14,412 --> 00:37:18,307 - Linisteste-te, Tullio. Ai s� vezi, o s� ias� bine. 494 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:24,543 Melcul trebuie s� conecteze firul la cablul de alimentare al lag�rului. 495 00:37:24,553 --> 00:37:28,093 Unde o fi cablul ? Uite-l! 496 00:37:35,481 --> 00:37:36,439 - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 497 00:37:36,449 --> 00:37:38,359 - Probabil nu face contact bine microfonul sau e stricat. 498 00:37:38,368 --> 00:37:39,702 - Trebuie reparat imediat. 499 00:37:39,712 --> 00:37:40,566 Desfac totul. 500 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:44,883 Asa, asta e. Dumnezeule! 501 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:49,392 Da, asta trebuie s� fie. Trebuie s� fii puternic. 502 00:37:49,872 --> 00:37:51,886 - Asta e. - Dumnezeule, m-a curentat. 503 00:37:58,890 --> 00:38:00,522 - Operatiunea a fost �ndeplinit�. - Bine. 504 00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:02,824 Dac� l-ai legat corect, trebuie s�-l acord�m 505 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:05,798 pe frecventa statiei lor mobile, la 2 km de aici. 506 00:38:06,277 --> 00:38:08,772 Spune-le c� la Santa Barbara, nemtii au cartierul general ascuns 507 00:38:08,792 --> 00:38:11,458 �n corturile de Crucea Rosie. - Yes, sir. 508 00:38:11,938 --> 00:38:13,665 - M� receptioneaz� ? - Sigur. 509 00:38:17,023 --> 00:38:18,079 - M� auziti ? 510 00:38:21,052 --> 00:38:24,891 America, m� auzi ? Aici e BBC. Transmite Santi Bailor Corporation. 511 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,809 America, m� auzi ? M� aude. 512 00:38:26,819 --> 00:38:29,688 - Da, dar transmite �n american�. - Transmit �n american�. Ok, Ok. 513 00:38:29,697 --> 00:38:31,606 How wanna go...Biggest auditia 514 00:38:31,616 --> 00:38:32,662 High fidelity, I got to America 515 00:38:32,671 --> 00:38:34,485 Young tagger time... I stepped two trains 516 00:38:34,495 --> 00:38:36,307 The train I needed me Is now on the way... 517 00:38:36,403 --> 00:38:38,226 Trebuie s�-l anunt�m pe comandant. 518 00:38:40,145 --> 00:38:42,160 Puneti un prosop pe cap, altfel se reflect� lumina de afar�. 519 00:38:48,876 --> 00:38:50,698 Ce naiba mai e si asta ? 520 00:38:50,794 --> 00:38:53,577 Probabil o interfernt� cu transmisia americanilor. 521 00:38:53,673 --> 00:38:57,031 Nu. E inginerul �la radio, Tullio. Dati alarma. 522 00:38:57,127 --> 00:39:01,060 B�ieti, alarma. Sosesc! Vin americanii! 523 00:39:01,156 --> 00:39:02,308 Vin ai nostri! 524 00:39:02,787 --> 00:39:06,049 Au venit, p�n� la urm�! 525 00:39:07,009 --> 00:39:08,544 S� mergem la Centrul de Comand�, ati �nteles ? 526 00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:14,397 Tu...stai aici. Ai �nteles ? Retine-i p�n� ne �ntoarcem. 527 00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:31,090 - S� intr�m �n barac�! 528 00:39:53,061 --> 00:39:56,803 Comandante, nu uita de Pactul de Otel. S�ntem doar �n Ax�, comandante 529 00:39:56,995 --> 00:40:01,120 C�ntam pentru victoria noastr� si ca s� mai uit�m de necazuri. 530 00:40:03,135 --> 00:40:03,998 Heil Hitler! 531 00:40:04,190 --> 00:40:06,205 C�ntam pentru victoria noastr�. 532 00:40:12,057 --> 00:40:16,183 Americanii au str�puns frontul. S�nt la 500 m. 533 00:40:16,682 --> 00:40:17,718 Trebuie s� abandon�m lag�rul. 534 00:40:17,814 --> 00:40:20,020 - Repede! S� plecam repede! 535 00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:26,736 Ce s-a �nt�mplat, comandante? Unde plecati ? 536 00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:32,205 Sf�nt� Fecioar�, �stia au de g�nd s� m� execute. 537 00:40:32,301 --> 00:40:33,260 La naiba! 538 00:40:33,452 --> 00:40:38,729 Mamma mia, ce fric� m-a luat. Simt c� m� scap pe mine. 539 00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:41,799 - Atentiune! Evacu�m lag�rul! 540 00:40:59,068 --> 00:41:02,331 Ado...Adolf, trebuie s� ajungem la o �ntelegere. 541 00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:04,441 �stia vor s� m� execute, Adolf. 542 00:41:05,017 --> 00:41:08,567 Trebuie s� m� ajuti, lumea e mic�, ne mai �nt�lnim noi. 543 00:41:08,663 --> 00:41:11,829 Taic�-meu e functionar la post�, �ntr-o zi te-ar putea servi. 544 00:41:31,977 --> 00:41:37,253 Mor de fric�! Fac pe mine de fric�! 545 00:41:41,475 --> 00:41:44,545 Dumnezeule, l�sati-m�! 546 00:41:50,781 --> 00:41:52,508 - Ce a f�cut tipul �sta ? 547 00:41:52,517 --> 00:41:55,003 - S� te �mbr�tisez, comandante. Iau si un trabuc. 548 00:42:01,718 --> 00:42:05,556 �n filmele americane, c�nd intri la cineva �n birou, 549 00:42:05,576 --> 00:42:07,283 te servesti cu un trabuc. 550 00:42:07,475 --> 00:42:09,298 �n numele motiunii de guvernare a puterilor aliate, 551 00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:13,903 Esti acuzat de sabotaj, opunere de rezistent� trupelor americane, 552 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:16,014 Si activitati pro-naziste. 553 00:42:16,877 --> 00:42:20,811 Pedeapsa const� �n trimiterea �n fata plutonului de executie. 554 00:42:21,482 --> 00:42:23,497 Ce tot spuneti ? 555 00:42:24,457 --> 00:42:26,471 �n numele guvernului militar aliat 556 00:42:26,481 --> 00:42:29,446 Te faci vinovat de sabotaj, spionaj, 557 00:42:29,455 --> 00:42:31,364 Si rezistent� opus� trupelor americane. 558 00:42:31,460 --> 00:42:34,339 Esti condamnat la moarte prin �mpuscare. 559 00:42:36,737 --> 00:42:38,176 - La moarte prin �mpuscare ? - Cine ? 560 00:42:38,195 --> 00:42:39,904 - Tu, prin �mpuscare. 561 00:42:39,913 --> 00:42:40,767 - Eu ? 562 00:42:42,110 --> 00:42:45,851 Ajunge cu glumele. La naiba, v� arde de glume ? 563 00:42:46,811 --> 00:42:51,512 Glumiti! Spune-le tu, tu esti prietenul meu. 564 00:42:55,062 --> 00:42:59,188 Comandante, am fost cercetas. M-am c�t�rat pe st�nci. 565 00:42:59,389 --> 00:43:01,202 - Cu asta-i de glumit ? 566 00:43:01,202 --> 00:43:05,232 Am avut scarlatin�, care m-a tinut trei ani la pat. 567 00:43:05,328 --> 00:43:08,110 S�nt plin de pete si de bube, uite. 568 00:43:08,129 --> 00:43:09,837 Cu asta e de glumit ? 569 00:43:09,866 --> 00:43:11,276 S�nt prietenul lui Fred Astaire. 570 00:43:11,295 --> 00:43:12,427 �l cunoasteti pe Fred Astaire? 571 00:43:12,437 --> 00:43:13,675 - Nu-l cunoasteti pe Fred Astaire? 572 00:43:14,539 --> 00:43:16,553 Fred Astaire m� numea Gene Kelly italian. 573 00:43:17,033 --> 00:43:19,336 Daca nu as fi avut boala aceea! 574 00:43:19,345 --> 00:43:21,734 Priviti ce intrare aveam... 575 00:43:22,213 --> 00:43:26,051 - How way ? - Hello! - Have y'go, how way ? 576 00:43:26,147 --> 00:43:27,490 Pot s-o fac mult mai bine, 577 00:43:27,509 --> 00:43:30,368 Dar acum s�nt plin de rahat, am f�cut pe mine de fric�, comandante. 578 00:43:30,387 --> 00:43:37,084 - Hi, there. How way, hello! - How way! Hello, have y'go ? 579 00:43:37,276 --> 00:43:41,114 Trimiteti-l la azilul psihiatrico- criminal din Aversa. 580 00:43:42,073 --> 00:43:44,951 SF�RSITUL PRIMEI P�RTI 581 00:43:48,694 --> 00:43:51,380 PARTEA A DOUA 582 00:44:01,070 --> 00:44:05,099 - Nando, ce faci acolo sus ? - St� acolo sus. 583 00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:09,800 - Dumneata esti logodnica lui ? - Nu, facem doar dragoste. 584 00:44:09,896 --> 00:44:13,063 - Aha, doar dragoste! - C�nt� tot timpul si nu vrea s� se c�s�toreasc�. 585 00:44:13,159 --> 00:44:15,557 C�nt� ? Si acum danseaz�. 586 00:44:15,749 --> 00:44:19,778 - Nando, asteapt�! - Asteapt�! - Inconstientule! Cretinule! 587 00:44:19,970 --> 00:44:23,425 Tineti-i! Dati-i �nd�r�t! Am zis s�-i dati �nd�r�t. 588 00:44:24,767 --> 00:44:29,085 - A, tu esti, ur�tanie las�, ai venit! 589 00:44:29,276 --> 00:44:33,019 - Dac� cade, o s�-l doar� ? - Nici vorb�, moare pe loc. 590 00:44:33,211 --> 00:44:35,897 - Atentioneaz�-l! F�-l atent! - Nando, m� vezi c� s�nt aici ? 591 00:44:35,993 --> 00:44:38,871 - Nu vezi c� e aici ? - D�-te jos dr�gutule. 592 00:44:38,881 --> 00:44:40,982 - Coboar�...coboar�! - Nando, vino jos. 593 00:44:41,173 --> 00:44:46,738 Priveste unde l-ai adus pe iubitul t�u, �n v�rful Coloseumului! 594 00:44:47,026 --> 00:44:50,288 Car�-te, pleac�! Nu vreau s� te mai v�d. 595 00:44:50,384 --> 00:44:53,358 P�i ce, e vina mea c� te-ai suit sus acolo? 596 00:44:53,368 --> 00:44:54,317 E vina mea ? 597 00:44:54,509 --> 00:44:56,236 �stea s�nt treburile voastre familiale. 598 00:44:56,332 --> 00:44:59,594 Tine-l atent. Atent, atent, te rog, tine-l atent. 599 00:44:59,786 --> 00:45:05,063 - Nando, d�-te jos! - Nu! Nu cobor. 600 00:45:05,255 --> 00:45:07,270 Tu esti singura mea dragoste. 601 00:45:07,366 --> 00:45:11,011 - E singura mea dragoste. - �stea s�nt treburi de familie. 602 00:45:11,203 --> 00:45:13,697 �la de la cinema nu-mi place. 603 00:45:13,716 --> 00:45:16,768 E un t�ran, e fiul lui Benedetto, v�carul. 604 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,646 - Nu-mi place, nu-mi place. 605 00:45:19,665 --> 00:45:22,237 Ce frumos o spui, te speli pe m�ini de toti. 606 00:45:22,429 --> 00:45:24,731 S� v� ia dracu' si pe tine si pe v�car. 607 00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:27,226 �stea s�nt principiile tale. 608 00:45:27,235 --> 00:45:30,487 Azi e b�iatul v�carului, ieri era Gedeone, 609 00:45:30,679 --> 00:45:33,749 �la cu coltii ca de leu. 610 00:45:33,845 --> 00:45:38,354 Nimicuri! Nu m� convingi. Nu m� convingi. 611 00:45:42,863 --> 00:45:44,207 - Deci, domnisoar�, ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 612 00:45:44,216 --> 00:45:45,934 Din vina lui Nando risc s� fiu concediat� 613 00:45:45,944 --> 00:45:48,428 din casa domnului deputat, unde lucrez. 614 00:45:48,438 --> 00:45:50,060 Fiindca s�nt menajer� �n casa domnului deputat. 615 00:45:50,539 --> 00:45:52,841 Chiar si duminica trecut� m-a condus acas� t�rziu. 616 00:45:52,870 --> 00:45:54,665 Daca ati sti cum s-a �nt�mplat... 617 00:45:54,761 --> 00:45:58,214 Ferdinando voia s� mergem la plaj�, la Ostia. 618 00:45:58,310 --> 00:45:59,366 A venit cu motocicleta, 619 00:45:59,385 --> 00:46:01,669 si-am tras cea mai mare sperietur� din viata mea. 620 00:46:01,678 --> 00:46:02,627 Ai �nteles ? 621 00:46:04,739 --> 00:46:05,314 - Nando, mergi mai �ncet! 622 00:46:05,334 --> 00:46:09,248 - "Look girl", Elvy, asta e S�geata de Argint. 623 00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:12,605 Asa se numeste bolidul meu, o masin�rie marca Nando Mericoni. 624 00:46:12,701 --> 00:46:14,141 - Ai furat masina asta ? 625 00:46:14,150 --> 00:46:16,636 - Furat pe dracu', mi-a v�ndut-o seriful din Kansas City, 626 00:46:16,828 --> 00:46:18,842 care lucreaz� la cimitirul de masini. 627 00:46:18,851 --> 00:46:21,433 Uite Elvy, cu castronul �sta al lui taic�-meu 628 00:46:21,442 --> 00:46:24,407 pe care l-am modificat s�nt exact ca si un "street" politist. 629 00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:27,668 - Las-o mai moale, hai! - Aah! 630 00:46:33,233 --> 00:46:35,728 Te-ai speriat, ai ? 631 00:46:36,496 --> 00:46:38,798 - Ne �nt�lnim acas� la San Diego. 632 00:46:38,817 --> 00:46:42,635 - Ciao, "Hi, there"! - Vreau s� cobor! 633 00:46:45,610 --> 00:46:48,968 - Ce se �nt�mpl� acolo ? - Ce se �nt�mpl� acolo ? 634 00:46:49,016 --> 00:46:50,887 - Nu te b�ga, Nando, nu te b�ga! 635 00:46:51,079 --> 00:46:53,477 O camionet� care nu las� s� treac� o masin� american�! 636 00:46:53,573 --> 00:46:55,972 - Am �nteles, acum. - Nu te b�ga, Nando. 637 00:46:56,068 --> 00:47:00,097 - Trebuie s�-i ajut, scot semnul de interdictie, nu-mi fac dec�t datoria. 638 00:47:04,894 --> 00:47:07,580 Hello, Joe. Las� c� te ajut eu s� treci. 639 00:47:07,609 --> 00:47:09,499 Ok, "thank you my love". 640 00:47:15,064 --> 00:47:18,230 - La o parte! La o parte, piticanie! 641 00:47:18,249 --> 00:47:19,189 - Cui �i spui tu pitic ? 642 00:47:19,381 --> 00:47:22,931 - Haide, hai, executarea! - Dar ce vrei, cine esti ? 643 00:47:23,123 --> 00:47:25,906 - Santi Bailor de la politia din din Kansas City! 644 00:47:25,915 --> 00:47:27,056 - Mi se rupe, nu te cunosc! 645 00:47:27,248 --> 00:47:29,071 - La o parte, las�-i s� treac�. 646 00:47:29,091 --> 00:47:30,607 - Nu se poate, nu vezi c� nu e loc ? 647 00:47:30,703 --> 00:47:35,404 - F�r� comentarii, nu te certa cu mine. La o parte! 648 00:47:36,075 --> 00:47:38,857 - Ne mai �nt�lnim noi! - Come on, shut-up piticule! 649 00:47:42,311 --> 00:47:45,478 - D�-te la o parte, f� loc, haide! 650 00:47:52,193 --> 00:47:53,728 La o parte, piticule! 651 00:47:56,894 --> 00:47:59,389 - F� loc! - Nebunule! 652 00:48:11,861 --> 00:48:14,644 Come on, come on. Help America! 653 00:48:15,411 --> 00:48:17,138 M� lupt cu toti cei care �i atac� pe americani. 654 00:48:17,157 --> 00:48:21,647 I-am f�cut un favor si acum poate �mi va fi prieten toat� viata. 655 00:48:21,839 --> 00:48:23,662 Puteai s� m� omori, ce-ti pas� ? 656 00:48:33,352 --> 00:48:35,079 - How are you ? 657 00:48:37,286 --> 00:48:40,164 - S� mergem Nando, pierdem timpul si m� asteapt� acas�. 658 00:48:40,202 --> 00:48:41,891 - Linisteste-te, linisteste-te Elvy! 659 00:48:42,083 --> 00:48:44,961 Linisteste-te, avem sansa s� cunoastem doi americani. 660 00:48:44,999 --> 00:48:47,072 �stia doi vin direct de la Washington. 661 00:48:52,445 --> 00:48:57,050 S�-nnebunesc, ce mai masin�. S�geata de argint! 662 00:48:57,242 --> 00:49:02,135 Hello, la dispozitia dv. Politia din Kansas City. 663 00:49:02,615 --> 00:49:06,644 Vrem s� c�utam un loc mai izolat, pentru un pescuit pe cinste. 664 00:49:07,795 --> 00:49:09,714 "You"...nu-ti �nteleg americana. 665 00:49:10,002 --> 00:49:11,729 C�ut�m un loc linistit unde s� pescuim. 666 00:49:12,497 --> 00:49:14,224 Acum ti-am �nteles americana. Te ador, tin la tine, 667 00:49:14,233 --> 00:49:17,965 dar nu admit m�rturisiri de-astea. Aici s�nt doamne. 668 00:49:17,975 --> 00:49:19,884 Fii moderat, americanule... mai moderat. 669 00:49:20,171 --> 00:49:21,515 "Fish". 670 00:49:22,954 --> 00:49:24,873 S�-nnebunesc, ce ur�t esti, americanule. 671 00:49:24,968 --> 00:49:31,205 Am �nteles, americanule. Peste! Vrei peste. Vrei s� m�n�nci peste. 672 00:49:31,685 --> 00:49:33,028 Care e drumul spre Fiumicino ? 673 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,426 Vrei s� m�n�nci peste de r�u, da, peste de r�u. 674 00:49:35,436 --> 00:49:37,250 O s�-ti dau acum toate explicatiile. 675 00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:39,744 Nando, gr�beste-te, ce dracu' faci, idiotule ? 676 00:49:39,839 --> 00:49:42,622 Privirea la mine fiindc� �ti explic. Attention, attention! 677 00:49:42,632 --> 00:49:46,076 "You take" drept �ntruna "street"-ul t�u si nu ai cum s� gresesti. 678 00:49:46,268 --> 00:49:47,515 All right? All right. 679 00:49:47,611 --> 00:49:49,434 Singura directie pe care trebuie s� conduci, drag�, 680 00:49:49,443 --> 00:49:51,209 e spre dreapta si numai dreapta. - All right. 681 00:49:51,218 --> 00:49:53,751 �n acea "localiteis�n" e restaurantul lui Zozzetto. 682 00:49:53,847 --> 00:49:55,286 Mare "attention", s� nu o iei spre dreapta 683 00:49:55,296 --> 00:49:57,397 fiindca acolo e R�pa de la Maranella. - All right ? All right. 684 00:49:57,407 --> 00:49:59,028 - Tii dreapta, si numai dreapta. 685 00:50:01,139 --> 00:50:02,866 Acum �ti "riexplicoreis�n", americanule: 686 00:50:02,876 --> 00:50:05,936 "You take" �ntruna "street"-ul t�u si nu ai cum s� gresesti. 687 00:50:05,955 --> 00:50:07,855 - All right ? All right. 688 00:50:07,874 --> 00:50:10,733 Tii tot timpul dreapta, si o s� d�m de un Fast-Food. 689 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,844 Americanule, �n acea "localiteis�n" e restaurantul lui Zozzetto. 690 00:50:12,873 --> 00:50:15,146 Attention, nu la dreapta, c�ci e R�pa de la Maranella. 691 00:50:15,165 --> 00:50:16,394 - All right ? All right 692 00:50:16,586 --> 00:50:18,600 "Thank you", americanule, dar nu fumez �n timpul serviciului. 693 00:50:18,638 --> 00:50:21,575 Politia din Kansas City nu fumeaz�. Multumesc de intentie. 694 00:50:21,584 --> 00:50:22,534 - Multumesc mult. 695 00:50:24,165 --> 00:50:29,249 Ok, Ok. Atentie la dreapta, acolo e R�pa de la Maranella. 696 00:50:29,537 --> 00:50:34,142 - Nu mai f� pe idiotul, si haide odat�. - Ok, Ok. 697 00:50:39,131 --> 00:50:40,763 Nu la dreapta! 698 00:50:40,801 --> 00:50:44,696 De ce ai luat-o la dreapta, americanule ? 699 00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:48,630 Attention, americanule! 700 00:50:50,549 --> 00:50:52,755 Acolo e R�pa de la Maranella! 701 00:50:52,774 --> 00:50:54,482 Dumnezeule, �stia vor s� se omoare! 702 00:50:54,578 --> 00:50:57,457 - S� fugim, te vor aresta pentru omor din culp�, dupa cum spune dl deputat. 703 00:50:57,505 --> 00:50:59,375 - Mai taci din gur�. Tine-ti gura. 704 00:51:01,774 --> 00:51:05,708 LA 200m DRUM �NTRERUPT. PENTRU EVITAREA ACCIDENTELOR OCOLITI PRIN ST�NGA 705 00:51:07,818 --> 00:51:13,383 Dumnezeule, l-am pierdut pe american. Americanule! 706 00:51:22,497 --> 00:51:26,239 Hello! Hello americanule, am ajuns. 707 00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:29,693 - Ajutor! Ajutor! Veniti jos. 708 00:51:29,712 --> 00:51:32,859 - Coboriti, nu vedeti ce s-a �nt�mplat ? 709 00:51:34,490 --> 00:51:36,793 Hei americanule, esti "dead" ? 710 00:51:36,812 --> 00:51:38,136 Ai murit, americanule ? 711 00:51:38,327 --> 00:51:41,206 Nu e chiar at�t de grav. Mi-am prins piciorul. 712 00:51:41,226 --> 00:51:43,892 De ce ne-ai pus s� o lu�m pe directia gresit� ? 713 00:51:44,084 --> 00:51:45,907 - E grav ? - S-a �ntepenit. 714 00:51:45,927 --> 00:51:47,394 - Americanul si-a prins piciorul. 715 00:51:47,403 --> 00:51:50,800 - S� fugim! - Nu, trebuie s� tinem cont 716 00:51:50,810 --> 00:51:52,239 de dezastrul care s-a produs. 717 00:51:52,258 --> 00:51:54,350 Vezi, "my darling", avem de �nfruntat 718 00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,077 coatastrofa tipic� din filmele americane. 719 00:51:56,173 --> 00:51:58,283 Hello America, sosim de�ndat�. 720 00:51:59,819 --> 00:52:01,354 Ce doresti, americanule ? Water ? 721 00:52:01,373 --> 00:52:03,349 Ce vrei ? Ce vrei, americanule ? 722 00:52:03,368 --> 00:52:07,782 Un aperitiv mititel s�-ti tii ridicat moralul ? 723 00:52:07,801 --> 00:52:09,413 Stai linistit, mors� ce esti, c� te salvez eu. 724 00:52:09,509 --> 00:52:12,675 - What you want, in fact ? - Am dori o vac�. 725 00:52:12,771 --> 00:52:14,690 - A cow. - A cow ? Ce-i aia ? 726 00:52:15,074 --> 00:52:19,487 - Un bou, un bou cu coarne, te rog. Un bou care s� tracteze masina. 727 00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:23,228 - All we need us, would you please...get him out. 728 00:52:23,324 --> 00:52:25,627 Nu �nteleg nimic. Ce vreti ? 729 00:52:25,915 --> 00:52:28,889 Putin� muzic� ? S�-ti ridice moralul, americanule. 730 00:52:29,081 --> 00:52:32,918 I wanna be around to pick up the pieces... 731 00:52:33,494 --> 00:52:37,044 Americanul naibii! Faci pe bestia ? 732 00:52:37,140 --> 00:52:40,786 Musti ? Americanule, �ti trag una �n stilul lui James Cagney! 733 00:52:42,992 --> 00:52:44,912 Ti-am tras-o, americanule. Ce ai ? Am glumit. 734 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:47,981 Americanule... Ce faci, dormi ? 735 00:52:48,173 --> 00:52:52,970 La naiba, ce lovitur�! Ca si James Cagney! Esti lat! 736 00:52:53,162 --> 00:52:56,040 S�-nnebunesc, ce trozneal�! 737 00:52:56,059 --> 00:52:58,247 Americanule...trosc! Ce smetie! 738 00:52:58,257 --> 00:53:01,221 Ce are, ce face de st� asa ? Trebuie s� facem ceva. 739 00:53:01,413 --> 00:53:03,716 Tine-ti gura, prost�naco, a adormit. 740 00:53:03,725 --> 00:53:05,059 Nu te mai aude, nu te aude americanul. 741 00:53:05,538 --> 00:53:07,889 Acum m� duc s� telefonez echipajului de salvare, 742 00:53:07,899 --> 00:53:10,431 Cum se face si �n America. Just a moment. 743 00:53:10,911 --> 00:53:14,078 Elvy, m� duc s� telefonez si m� �ntorc imediat. 744 00:53:17,051 --> 00:53:18,395 Hello ? 745 00:53:18,395 --> 00:53:21,081 Hello ? Hello ? Hello ? 746 00:53:21,273 --> 00:53:24,344 Eu s�nt, spuneam doar "Alo" �n american�. 747 00:53:24,439 --> 00:53:29,045 Am o stire senzational�, o stire de pagina �nt�i. 748 00:53:29,333 --> 00:53:33,746 - Am "asul din m�nec�". - Asul din m�nec� ? Ce tot spui? 749 00:53:34,130 --> 00:53:38,831 Ascultati-m� bine: Ne g�sim �n fata unui incident nemaipomenit. 750 00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:44,108 Locul este R�pa de la Maranella. Da, R�pa de la Maranella. 751 00:53:44,299 --> 00:53:46,602 Hello! Hello! E un lucru senzational. 752 00:53:46,621 --> 00:53:49,480 Un american si-a prins piciorul sub automobil. 753 00:53:49,767 --> 00:53:52,550 Da, "yes", un lucru fantastic. Nu v� faceti griji. 754 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,996 �n ceea ce m� priveste �l las asa p�n� c�nd ajungeti acolo. 755 00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:57,155 Veniti cu totii, aduceti jurnalistii, 756 00:53:57,165 --> 00:53:59,074 televiziunile, BBC-ul, CCD-ul, DDT-ul, 757 00:53:59,170 --> 00:54:01,281 Aduceti comentatori, v�nz�tori de �nghetate, 758 00:54:01,309 --> 00:54:02,528 caruselul, comitete de organizare! 759 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,078 Prieteni, avem adev�ratul "as din m�nec�"! 760 00:54:06,087 --> 00:54:08,956 S�-nnebunesc, tocmai "asul din m�nec�". 761 00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:12,602 Cu sigurant�, aducem cinematografia, 762 00:54:12,621 --> 00:54:15,480 televiziunea, v�nz�torul de seminte, 763 00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:17,495 Deci R�pa de la Maranella ? 764 00:54:17,514 --> 00:54:20,277 M� voi interesa personal si de DDT. 765 00:54:20,469 --> 00:54:23,636 Da, nu v� faceti griji, la revedere. 766 00:54:24,882 --> 00:54:27,281 - Nando! - S� mor, ce mai lovitura! 767 00:54:27,473 --> 00:54:30,159 Elvy, i-ai l�sat ? Trebuia s� r�m�i cu ei acolo. 768 00:54:30,255 --> 00:54:32,942 O s� te caute politia acas�, pentru ce ai f�cut. 769 00:54:32,951 --> 00:54:34,841 Si cum spune si dl deputat, ai s� �nfunzi pusc�ria. 770 00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:37,739 - Stai calm�, "my darling", stiu ce trebuie s� fac 771 00:54:37,748 --> 00:54:40,425 - I-am v�zut eu pe cei de la politie. 772 00:54:43,687 --> 00:54:47,045 Care politie ? �stia s�nt de la Crucea Rosie. 773 00:54:47,237 --> 00:54:50,211 - �l transport� pe american. - Pe american ? 774 00:54:50,403 --> 00:54:52,802 Si el e �n�untru ? L-au luat pe american ? 775 00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:56,063 La naiba, mi l-au luat pe american. 776 00:54:57,695 --> 00:54:59,901 �l omor, dac�-l prind. 777 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:04,026 Stai linistit, e mai r�u dac� se misc�. 778 00:55:04,065 --> 00:55:05,897 Nu v� faceti griji. 779 00:55:05,945 --> 00:55:09,879 - Mi l-au luat pe american. - Politia! Ai auzit acum sirena? 780 00:55:10,071 --> 00:55:14,580 - Politia! Vin dup� mine! - Mai bine s� fugim. 781 00:55:14,772 --> 00:55:16,691 Vino, "darling" g�sim noi un ad�post. 782 00:55:16,710 --> 00:55:19,377 Nu pun ei m�na pe mine. 783 00:55:21,872 --> 00:55:23,886 - Nu-ti fie team�, o s� te ducem la Roma. 784 00:55:23,896 --> 00:55:25,997 - Dati-i un pic de vin. 785 00:55:26,861 --> 00:55:28,203 Scuzati-ne, n-ati v�zut trec�nd pe aici 786 00:55:28,213 --> 00:55:31,178 un t�n�r �mbr�cat �n politist american ? 787 00:55:31,370 --> 00:55:33,576 P�i cum s� nu, si noi �l c�ut�m. 788 00:55:33,586 --> 00:55:35,495 Priviti ce i-a f�cut matusii mele. 789 00:55:35,687 --> 00:55:37,989 - Bine. - Asteptati! 790 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:39,141 - Nu v� fie team� c� dac�-l prindem 791 00:55:39,151 --> 00:55:42,212 e de datoria noastr� s�-l retinem! 792 00:55:42,231 --> 00:55:43,170 - Multumesc 793 00:55:43,362 --> 00:55:45,857 - Trebuie s� fie motocicleta acelui nebun. 794 00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:47,680 - Da, se poate. �nseamn� c� nu e departe. 795 00:55:47,689 --> 00:55:49,599 - Caut�-l si tu pe acolo. 796 00:55:50,558 --> 00:55:54,204 - Urc� matus� c� plec�m. - �l caut� si politia pe �sta. 797 00:55:54,396 --> 00:55:55,739 - Cine stie ce prostii a mai f�cut? 798 00:55:55,758 --> 00:55:59,193 - Dac� �mi pic� �n m�ini blestematul �la, 799 00:55:59,385 --> 00:56:02,072 n-am s� r�spund pentru ce �i voi face. S� mergem! 800 00:56:03,798 --> 00:56:05,333 Uite-l! 801 00:56:05,333 --> 00:56:07,157 Gura, s�nt urm�rit! 802 00:56:07,253 --> 00:56:09,843 Piticul! 803 00:56:46,397 --> 00:56:49,083 - Uite-l acolo! - Puneti sc�rile si �ncercati s� �l prindeti. 804 00:56:49,275 --> 00:56:50,618 - Poate c� ar fi mai bine s� �i vorbiti. 805 00:56:50,628 --> 00:56:52,536 - Hei, tu, coboar�! 806 00:56:52,632 --> 00:56:54,743 - Cine s� coboare ? Mi-ai adus pasaportul ? 807 00:56:54,839 --> 00:56:59,444 Continuati. Iar voi, urmati-i. Ur�tanie nenorocit�! 808 00:56:59,636 --> 00:57:04,146 - Ati adus pasaportul ? - Si voi, mai repede. 809 00:57:05,105 --> 00:57:06,927 Unde v� duceti ? 810 00:57:08,463 --> 00:57:10,670 Ce se-nt�mpl�, plou� ? 811 00:57:12,780 --> 00:57:15,275 - Nenorocitule! - Opreste-te! 812 00:57:15,467 --> 00:57:18,057 La naiba, ce bine i-am ochit. 813 00:57:18,153 --> 00:57:21,127 - De ce v-ati oprit ? Haide, urcati! Urcati! 814 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,950 - P�i �la ne scuip�. 815 00:57:23,142 --> 00:57:25,109 Ce conteaz�. Trebuie s� urcati. 816 00:57:25,119 --> 00:57:26,883 Trebuie s�-l dati jos de pe monument. 817 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:28,035 Haide �nainte, urcati! Urcati! 818 00:57:28,803 --> 00:57:33,312 Si tu nu mai f� pe cretinul. ai �nteles ? Cretinule! 819 00:57:33,504 --> 00:57:35,807 Calm. Ti-am spus s� te calmezi, ai �nteles ? 820 00:57:35,902 --> 00:57:39,932 �mi ap�r drepturile prin mijloace democratice. 821 00:57:40,028 --> 00:57:41,850 Folosind arme inofensive. 822 00:57:43,578 --> 00:57:45,976 Termin� odat�, nu pricepi ? 823 00:57:46,072 --> 00:57:48,183 - Dumneata esti ziarist pe bune? - Sigur, doar nu glumesc. 824 00:57:48,279 --> 00:57:51,156 - Si �mi dai numele la ziar ? - Sigur. 825 00:57:51,348 --> 00:57:56,337 Atunci scrie: Pellacchioni Romolo...di Pasquale. 826 00:57:57,201 --> 00:57:59,024 Pel-lac-chio-ni. 827 00:57:59,984 --> 00:58:03,533 Dup� ce am terminat-o cu nemtii, dup� cum ti-am mai spus-o, 828 00:58:03,725 --> 00:58:07,371 lui Nando i-a revenit, s� spunem asa...vechea sa obsesie. 829 00:58:08,139 --> 00:58:11,496 �l preocupa g�sirea unei c�i de a ajunge �n America. 830 00:58:11,592 --> 00:58:13,895 I-a venit o idee nemaipomenit�: 831 00:58:14,471 --> 00:58:16,581 A �nceput s� lucreze cu mine �n localul acela 832 00:58:16,591 --> 00:58:20,323 din centru, frecventat de americani. 833 00:58:21,378 --> 00:58:24,257 Breakfastul... All right ? Ok. 834 00:58:24,737 --> 00:58:29,150 �stia s�nt multumiti mereu, si r�d �ntruna. 835 00:58:30,493 --> 00:58:31,836 S�nt dr�guti. 836 00:58:32,124 --> 00:58:33,851 - Uite-te acolo, Molly! 837 00:58:34,235 --> 00:58:37,017 E modelul perfect pentru tabloul t�u cu Nero. 838 00:58:37,401 --> 00:58:38,936 - Da! 839 00:58:45,747 --> 00:58:47,571 Cicalone, vino �ncoace. 840 00:58:49,106 --> 00:58:53,135 Cicalone, e o americanc� acolo care m� fixeaza de c�nd a intrat. 841 00:58:53,231 --> 00:58:54,383 M� priveste cu insistent�. 842 00:58:54,392 --> 00:58:57,261 A venit si momentul meu s� m� c�s�toresc cu o americanc�. 843 00:58:57,270 --> 00:58:58,316 Acum, du-te de-aici. 844 00:58:59,276 --> 00:59:01,194 I wanna go... 845 00:59:05,415 --> 00:59:07,527 E minunat! 846 00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:26,043 Frumoaso... 847 00:59:26,043 --> 00:59:29,305 "Wonderful girl", te asteptam, stii ? 848 00:59:31,032 --> 00:59:33,815 - E tipul perfect. - Da, este. 849 00:59:33,910 --> 00:59:38,228 S�nt 30 de ani de c�nd te astept. O z�n� american�. 850 00:59:38,899 --> 00:59:40,818 Z�na mea. 851 00:59:40,818 --> 00:59:45,039 Cicalone, vino �ncoace, asta a �nceput s� m� m�ng�ie. 852 00:59:45,049 --> 00:59:46,671 Dumnezeule, simt c� mor. 853 00:59:46,767 --> 00:59:49,644 Nu pari a fi americanc� Oi fi chinezoaic�. 854 00:59:49,654 --> 00:59:51,756 Ce-mi pas�, o chinezoaic� din America. 855 00:59:52,235 --> 00:59:54,729 Unde ai vrea s� m� duci ? �n Kansas City ? 856 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:56,553 Ai face o afacere pe cinste. 857 00:59:56,754 --> 01:00:01,158 - Stii, s�nt o pictorit� american�. S�nt foarte impresionat� de fata ta. 858 01:00:01,254 --> 01:00:02,213 Pot �mbl�nzi bizonii... 859 01:00:02,405 --> 01:00:05,552 Profilul t�u e uimitor. 860 01:00:05,571 --> 01:00:07,394 O fat� tipic� de roman antic. 861 01:00:07,490 --> 01:00:09,217 Ti-as putea reteza g�tul dintr-o musc�tur�. 862 01:00:09,226 --> 01:00:11,126 Imaginea dup� un model ca el ar fi perfect�. 863 01:00:11,134 --> 01:00:12,095 Yes darling, spune-i lui taticu'. 864 01:00:12,105 --> 01:00:13,332 - N-ai vrea s�-mi pozezi ? 865 01:00:13,342 --> 01:00:16,413 - Nu. - De ce nu ? 866 01:00:17,276 --> 01:00:18,331 Nu, chiar si dac� te-ai omor�. 867 01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:21,210 Ba da, esti modelul perfect pentru prietena mea 868 01:00:21,219 --> 01:00:25,431 C�utam pe cineva ca tine, cu o figur� tipic roman�. 869 01:00:25,441 --> 01:00:26,477 - De ce nu ? 870 01:00:27,926 --> 01:00:31,284 Glumeam, darling... glumeam ca s� te fac geloas�. 871 01:00:32,723 --> 01:00:34,833 Uite aici, uite ce pachet de muschi! 872 01:00:34,843 --> 01:00:38,383 - Minunat! - S� mor, ce mai musculatur� am. 873 01:00:38,479 --> 01:00:40,494 N-ai vrea s� vii m�ine la atelierul meu ? 874 01:00:40,503 --> 01:00:41,070 - What ? 875 01:00:41,079 --> 01:00:43,276 - La ora cinci. - Ce vrei ? Ceasul ? 876 01:00:43,285 --> 01:00:45,771 - La ora cinci. - Ai �nceput cu t�rguiala ? 877 01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:47,402 Bine, s-a f�cut. Nici m�car n-am �nceput 878 01:00:47,412 --> 01:00:48,169 si te-ai pus pe cerut, dar merit�. 879 01:00:48,178 --> 01:00:49,896 Asta e adresa mea. 880 01:00:50,088 --> 01:00:52,391 "Molly Brooke Pant" �sta-i numele t�u ? 881 01:00:52,401 --> 01:00:54,309 - Si cu �stia, ce e ? 882 01:00:54,405 --> 01:00:55,653 - E avansul ca s� �mi pozezi. 883 01:00:55,662 --> 01:00:57,571 10.000 lire, de ce te deranjezi, my darling ? 884 01:00:57,581 --> 01:00:58,627 �i voi tine l�ng� inim�. 885 01:00:58,723 --> 01:00:59,778 - M�ine la cinci. 886 01:00:59,788 --> 01:01:02,656 - Oh darling, s�nt 30 de ani de c�nd te astept! 887 01:01:02,666 --> 01:01:04,191 - Nu �nt�rzia, s� fii punctual. - Yes, darling. 888 01:01:04,479 --> 01:01:07,645 Good-bye, Molly. Good-bye, Brooke...Pant! 889 01:01:08,317 --> 01:01:10,620 Cicalone, gr�beste-te! 890 01:01:11,387 --> 01:01:13,977 Cicalo, simteam asta... este destinul. 891 01:01:13,987 --> 01:01:16,184 Uite ce se �nt�mpl�, dac� st�p�nesti bine limba. 892 01:01:16,664 --> 01:01:19,734 Cicalo...Molly Brooke-Pant, asta �nseamn� "pantera". 893 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:20,694 - Si �ia ti i-a dat pantera ? 894 01:01:20,703 --> 01:01:24,051 Ca s� �ncep preg�tirile pentru nunt� M� c�s�toresc. 895 01:01:24,243 --> 01:01:26,066 O s�-mi cump�r o p�l�rie american�. O p�l�rie ? 896 01:01:26,076 --> 01:01:28,935 O p�l�rie pentru a intra cum se cuvine �ntr-o familie american�. 897 01:01:28,944 --> 01:01:32,014 Cicalo, au fost de ajuns dou� priviri, si...hap! 898 01:01:32,302 --> 01:01:34,509 Am n�ucit pantera. 899 01:01:40,362 --> 01:01:42,088 - �n sf�rsit, ati reusit s� ajungeti. - How are you ? 900 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:44,583 Apa t�sneste de peste tot de mai bine de patru zile. 901 01:01:44,593 --> 01:01:46,502 Cred c� v-am chemat de 40 de ori. 902 01:01:46,512 --> 01:01:49,380 �n dreapta closetului de acolo e o conduct� care curge. 903 01:01:49,572 --> 01:01:50,915 - O conduct� care curge ? - Da, care curge. 904 01:01:50,925 --> 01:01:51,855 - Si ce-mi pas� mie? 905 01:01:51,874 --> 01:01:53,889 - P�i nu s�nteti instalatorul? - Instalatorul ? 906 01:01:53,899 --> 01:01:56,767 - M� vezi cu vreo trus� de scule ? 907 01:01:56,959 --> 01:02:00,414 - S�nt un client. - Scuzati-m� atunci.... 908 01:02:00,701 --> 01:02:03,387 B�iete, hai du-te. Azi nu mai d�m de poman�, ce-am avut de dat am dat. 909 01:02:03,483 --> 01:02:05,882 Ce tot spui ? D�nsul este domnul Cicalone. 910 01:02:05,892 --> 01:02:08,664 M� �nsoteste fiindc� e expert �n alegerea cump�r�turilor. 911 01:02:08,856 --> 01:02:11,542 Cum spuneti...Si cu ce v� pot servi ? 912 01:02:11,638 --> 01:02:14,229 Cu ce s� m� serviti ? S� �mi aduceti un costum ultimul r�gnet. 913 01:02:14,239 --> 01:02:16,339 Trebuie s� m� c�s�toresc cu o americanc� foarte bogat� 914 01:02:16,349 --> 01:02:19,218 si am nevoie de ce e mai dr�gut pe-acolo...prin America. 915 01:02:19,227 --> 01:02:23,247 Am �nteles perfect Exact ca la Totocalcio, nu ? 916 01:02:24,591 --> 01:02:26,989 Totocalcio ? �sta nu �mi place, 917 01:02:26,998 --> 01:02:28,620 nu pare a fi tipul americanului adev�rat. 918 01:02:28,812 --> 01:02:30,635 - Spune-mi...un costum r�gnet ? 919 01:02:30,654 --> 01:02:32,553 Ai de g�nd s� cheltui toti cei 10.000 de lire ? 920 01:02:32,563 --> 01:02:33,993 - Mai taci, Cicalone, taci! 921 01:02:34,185 --> 01:02:36,391 Cum adic� toti cei 10.000 de lire ? 10.000 de lire s�nt doar avansul. 922 01:02:36,401 --> 01:02:38,790 Apoi va veni si restul, c�nd ne vom c�s�tori... 923 01:02:38,886 --> 01:02:42,435 - Esti sigur c� se va c�s�tori ? - Cum s� nu se c�s�toreasc� ? 924 01:02:42,445 --> 01:02:44,355 - Va trebui s� se c�s�toreasc�. 925 01:02:44,547 --> 01:02:46,081 Santi Bailor trebuie s� se c�s�toreasc�. 926 01:02:46,091 --> 01:02:48,480 Iar �ncheierea c�s�toriei va fi �n Kansas City! 927 01:02:48,672 --> 01:02:51,550 Nu vreau s� se termine ca �n filmul "Vacant� la Roma". 928 01:02:51,646 --> 01:02:53,469 O printes� frivol� sare pe fereastr�, 929 01:02:53,479 --> 01:02:56,539 si se �nt�lneste cu Peck, care trecea pe la Foro Romano. 930 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,266 Se pup� toat� noaptea cu el 931 01:02:58,276 --> 01:03:00,472 Si apoi �l abandoneaz� �ntr-o mansard�. 932 01:03:00,664 --> 01:03:02,104 Un Santi Bailor nu e de abandonat, 933 01:03:02,113 --> 01:03:03,927 cu un Santi Bailor trebuie s� te c�s�toresti. 934 01:03:04,407 --> 01:03:05,461 Va trebui s� ia acest trunchi robust 935 01:03:05,471 --> 01:03:06,997 si s�-l replanteze �n Kansas City. 936 01:03:07,006 --> 01:03:07,956 Asa se procedeaz� cu un Santi Bailor. 937 01:03:08,052 --> 01:03:10,546 Poftiti. S�nt ultimele creatii. - Asa. 938 01:03:10,556 --> 01:03:12,657 Avem lucruri deosebite, potrivite pentru dv. 939 01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:13,617 - Da, foarte bine. Ok. 940 01:03:13,809 --> 01:03:16,591 Creatii din poplin, m�tase artificial�, 941 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,990 Crep marocan de l�n�... lucruri deosebite. 942 01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:19,757 - Ultimele sosite tocmai din Paris. 943 01:03:19,767 --> 01:03:20,716 - Din Paris ? - Da. 944 01:03:20,726 --> 01:03:22,635 Dar din Massachusetts, Kansas City ? 945 01:03:22,731 --> 01:03:23,979 - Nu, nu vindem asa ceva. 946 01:03:23,998 --> 01:03:26,377 - Catrafuse de-astea nu m� intereseaz�. 947 01:03:26,396 --> 01:03:28,776 Am adus c�teva tipuri de modele c�ci mi-am �nchipuit eu asta. 948 01:03:28,872 --> 01:03:31,174 Lucruri din viata cotidian� american�, 949 01:03:31,183 --> 01:03:32,229 p�l�rii, haine de cow-boy, 950 01:03:32,239 --> 01:03:34,915 Haine purtate �n familiile americane obisnuite, 951 01:03:34,925 --> 01:03:37,314 nu si lasoul, masca si pistolul. 952 01:03:37,324 --> 01:03:38,754 - Haine de genul �sta m� intereseaz�. 953 01:03:38,763 --> 01:03:40,624 - Dar noi nu avem asa ceva. 954 01:03:40,672 --> 01:03:42,687 Ce modele mai s�nt si astea, glumiti ? 955 01:03:42,697 --> 01:03:44,606 Nu tinem porc�rii de astea aici. 956 01:03:44,701 --> 01:03:47,100 - �ti azv�rl si eu totul. - Ia-ti m�inile de pe ele. 957 01:03:47,196 --> 01:03:48,444 - Da ce-mi azv�rli revistele ? 958 01:03:48,453 --> 01:03:50,650 Vreau lucruri americane. - Pleac� imediat de-aici! 959 01:03:50,842 --> 01:03:54,200 Trebuie s� m� c�s�toresc cu o americanc�. 960 01:04:02,835 --> 01:04:06,097 Hello! Unde e Molly Brooke, please ? 961 01:04:06,135 --> 01:04:08,016 E Molly Brooke here ? 962 01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:10,894 S� merg �nainte ? - Thank you. 963 01:04:10,990 --> 01:04:13,485 S�-nnebunesc, ce mai cas�! 964 01:04:13,504 --> 01:04:15,883 Casa tipic� din filmele americane. 965 01:04:16,171 --> 01:04:19,240 Casa american�, cu servitoare friulan�. 966 01:04:20,008 --> 01:04:25,093 How, are you Sam ? Aici st� Molly Brooke ? - Yes. sir. 967 01:04:25,573 --> 01:04:28,260 How, are you Sam ? E Molly Brooke "here"? 968 01:04:28,452 --> 01:04:29,506 - Tu cine mai esti ? Cine esti ? 969 01:04:29,525 --> 01:04:32,289 - Santi Bailor din Kansas City. 970 01:04:32,385 --> 01:04:34,975 Am venit pentru Molly Brooke. 971 01:04:35,071 --> 01:04:37,950 "Look" la p�l�rie, pentru marea c�s�torie... 972 01:04:38,142 --> 01:04:40,828 Vi se rupe de toate. 973 01:04:40,924 --> 01:04:43,705 S� mor, e cutia cu bomba atomic� ? 974 01:04:43,801 --> 01:04:46,200 Probabil c� prindeti cu asta...TBC-ul. 975 01:04:46,968 --> 01:04:49,846 La naiba, parc� ai fi un arici. 976 01:04:50,038 --> 01:04:51,957 E un mesaj ? Un mesaj ? 977 01:04:52,053 --> 01:04:53,396 Un mesaj din... 978 01:04:54,643 --> 01:04:56,754 �sta e un music-hall. 979 01:04:57,138 --> 01:04:59,718 - Hello, m�i ariciule! It's all right. 980 01:04:59,728 --> 01:05:02,799 Ok Sam, unde e Molly Brooke ? 981 01:05:05,197 --> 01:05:08,076 - Hello, ar trebui s� m� prezentati parintilor lui Molly Brooke. 982 01:05:08,076 --> 01:05:08,938 - Unde e Molly ? 983 01:05:09,130 --> 01:05:12,393 Ce-mi dai, pahare goale ? Asta este o insult�. 984 01:05:12,489 --> 01:05:14,887 Un pahar gol lui Santi Bailor ? 985 01:05:14,983 --> 01:05:18,628 Am s� le umplu. Aici e "drink" la dispozitie. Totul e pe gratis. 986 01:05:18,820 --> 01:05:22,946 �stia se �mbat� ca nebunii. Si uite c�t� limpezime. Ce mai "drink"... 987 01:05:26,784 --> 01:05:29,076 De ce mi l-ai luat ? Eu l-am umplut si tu... 988 01:05:29,086 --> 01:05:31,965 - Tu...explic�-mi ce semnific� acuarela asta. 989 01:05:31,974 --> 01:05:32,445 - Esti Doctor Jekyll ? 990 01:05:32,454 --> 01:05:34,267 - Ce e acuarela asta ? - �l voi ucide pe Dr.Jekyll! 991 01:05:34,363 --> 01:05:36,090 - Vreau o explicatie la asta. - Want a...what ? 992 01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,296 - La acuarel�! - Tu ai f�cut tabloul ? 993 01:05:38,392 --> 01:05:39,736 - Explic�! - Chiar asta vrei ? 994 01:05:39,745 --> 01:05:40,887 - Nu, o explicatie. - Pentru tine ? 995 01:05:40,897 --> 01:05:43,669 - Da, da, da. - P�i de-�stea f�ceam la scoala elementar�. 996 01:05:43,861 --> 01:05:47,124 - Ce f�ceai cu ele ? - P�i le aruncam pe toate. 997 01:05:47,316 --> 01:05:49,234 - Nu! Bestie...bestie! - B�i, doctor Jekyll! 998 01:05:49,243 --> 01:05:50,289 - Ce-ai f�cut cu juc�ria mea ? 999 01:05:50,299 --> 01:05:52,783 - Dr Jekyll, am s� te sp�nzur de tavan. - Nu vreau s� mi-o azv�rli. 1000 01:05:52,975 --> 01:05:56,046 Dac� nu te-as tine eu, ti-ar c�dea p�rul pe frunte! 1001 01:05:56,142 --> 01:06:00,555 - Aici erai ? - Hello, Molly, how are you ? 1002 01:06:00,565 --> 01:06:01,899 - �sta-i b�rbatul meu. 1003 01:06:02,187 --> 01:06:04,968 Ai v�zut c� b�iatul t�u a venit aici ? 1004 01:06:05,064 --> 01:06:08,422 Ce faci, Molly ? P�l�ria m-a costat 10.000 de lire! 1005 01:06:08,614 --> 01:06:11,973 Si �stia cine s�nt ? Molly, vezi c� te pleznesc. 1006 01:06:12,165 --> 01:06:13,411 - What am I ? - Has only one eye ? 1007 01:06:13,421 --> 01:06:16,098 Toti de aici s�nt prietenii mei si au venit s�-l salute 1008 01:06:16,108 --> 01:06:18,496 pe tata care tocmai a venit din America. 1009 01:06:18,592 --> 01:06:20,223 - Dulceata mea, glumeam doar. - Acum ai �nteles ? 1010 01:06:20,319 --> 01:06:24,061 - Ascult�, �stia s�nt... �stia s�nt prietenii lui Molly. 1011 01:06:24,253 --> 01:06:26,460 - Si au venit aici s� �l salute pe "papa". 1012 01:06:26,489 --> 01:06:28,378 - Pentru Pap�, s�nt pelerini ? 1013 01:06:28,570 --> 01:06:30,873 - Nu, nu..."papa" lui Molly. - Tat�l... 1014 01:06:30,969 --> 01:06:35,670 Hello, tati! S�nt Santi Bailor din Kansas City. 1015 01:06:35,862 --> 01:06:37,684 Stai linistit, s�nt solid ca un trunchi, cu nimic mai prejos, 1016 01:06:37,713 --> 01:06:39,795 Ai s� duci acas� un voinic adev�rat... 1017 01:06:39,987 --> 01:06:40,947 Am consimtit am�ndoi... 1018 01:06:40,956 --> 01:06:42,577 A fost dragoste la prima vedere, ca si un fulger. 1019 01:06:42,673 --> 01:06:44,113 S�nt b�iat de treab�, cu o situatie bun�. 1020 01:06:44,122 --> 01:06:46,512 Tat�l meu este functionar la Post�. 1021 01:06:46,607 --> 01:06:49,581 Spune-i c� dup� ce vor pleca toti cei de aici 1022 01:06:49,591 --> 01:06:50,723 voi putea lucra singur�, doar cu el. 1023 01:06:50,733 --> 01:06:52,363 Desigur, �i voi spune 1024 01:06:59,559 --> 01:07:01,191 Ai priceput ce am spus ? 1025 01:07:01,287 --> 01:07:04,443 - Molly spune c� dup� ce pleac� toti... - Toti �stia. 1026 01:07:04,452 --> 01:07:07,618 Voi doi, veti face... treab� ca lumea. 1027 01:07:08,482 --> 01:07:10,977 B�i maimutoiule, nu e nevoie s�-mi spui ce s� fac. 1028 01:07:11,082 --> 01:07:12,012 Eu stiu exact ce am de f�cut. 1029 01:07:12,415 --> 01:07:14,046 - Pleac� toti ? Chiar si tati ? 1030 01:07:14,056 --> 01:07:17,596 - Nu, tati r�m�ne. Vrea s� vad�. El pl�teste. 1031 01:07:17,798 --> 01:07:18,556 - Ce ? 1032 01:07:18,748 --> 01:07:22,585 Vrea s� vad� ce a �nv�tat fata lui. 1033 01:07:22,777 --> 01:07:26,135 Molly e foarte delicat� si foarte timid�. 1034 01:07:26,231 --> 01:07:30,165 Nu poate lucra...nu poate face nimic de fat� cu altii. 1035 01:07:33,331 --> 01:07:37,840 - �n ce sens ? - Tu ai putea s� o faci de fat� cu altii ? 1036 01:07:38,032 --> 01:07:41,677 Maimutoiule, te-as putea aresta. Obscenule! 1037 01:07:41,869 --> 01:07:44,748 Te arestez si pe tine si pe doctorul Jekyll! 1038 01:07:44,758 --> 01:07:47,434 - Stai! - Linistiti-v�, c� v� smulg tot p�rul din cap. 1039 01:07:47,482 --> 01:07:50,313 - V� bag la am�ndoi mintile �n cap. La munc�, cu totii! 1040 01:07:50,505 --> 01:07:52,711 Bestii obscene! 1041 01:08:05,375 --> 01:08:08,925 - S� facem o demonstratie... - S� ne punem pe treab�. 1042 01:08:14,682 --> 01:08:15,641 - Da, e bine...foarte bine. 1043 01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:20,725 - Avem ceva de discutat, n-ai vrea s� treci dincolo, t�ticule ? 1044 01:08:20,735 --> 01:08:22,357 - Desigur, cu pl�cere. 1045 01:08:28,401 --> 01:08:30,128 Scoate-ti hainele. 1046 01:08:31,567 --> 01:08:32,719 - Dezbrac�-te! 1047 01:08:33,486 --> 01:08:36,076 - Dezbrac�-te! - Darling, look at me... 1048 01:08:36,086 --> 01:08:37,804 Uit�-te �n ochii mei 1049 01:08:38,091 --> 01:08:40,681 Si s�-mi r�spunzi: C�nd mi-ai dat acest "paper" 1050 01:08:40,691 --> 01:08:42,025 Si m-ai invitat aici, 1051 01:08:42,217 --> 01:08:44,328 Ce aveai �n c�psorul t�u mic ? 1052 01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:47,494 - Nu �nteleg. - What ? 1053 01:08:48,357 --> 01:08:50,467 Drept cine m� iei, darling ? 1054 01:08:50,477 --> 01:08:53,154 Priveste acest trup puternic, dar s� stii c� citesc si eu ziarele. 1055 01:08:53,346 --> 01:08:55,744 Stiu c� �n anumite case se �nt�mpl� lucruri ciudate 1056 01:08:55,754 --> 01:08:57,568 Dar cu mine nu-ti merge cu asa ceva! 1057 01:08:57,759 --> 01:09:00,253 Mai �nt�i trebuie s� te m�riti, si dup� ce vom fi c�s�toriti, 1058 01:09:00,263 --> 01:09:02,652 Eu am s� fiu seful, iar �n casa asta fac cur�tenie, lun�. 1059 01:09:02,844 --> 01:09:05,722 �i st�rpesc si pe maimutoi, si pe Doctor Jekyll...pe toti �i cur�t! 1060 01:09:06,202 --> 01:09:08,889 Acum s� beau un drink... din Kansas City. 1061 01:09:08,889 --> 01:09:11,575 Si din acest moment m� voi comporta ca un adev�rat sef! 1062 01:09:13,494 --> 01:09:16,084 De vreme ce m� aflu �n casa asta, cine m� va da afar� de aici ? 1063 01:09:16,094 --> 01:09:18,579 Cine m� va da afar� din aceast� cas� american� ? 1064 01:09:18,771 --> 01:09:20,977 A naibii cas�. Ai v�zut, darling ? 1065 01:09:21,073 --> 01:09:25,198 C�nd m� priveai �n acea sear� cu ochii t�i mici de chinez, 1066 01:09:25,390 --> 01:09:27,310 Am �nteles imediat c� ascunzi dorinti obscure, 1067 01:09:27,319 --> 01:09:29,324 Am �nteles acea sc�nteiere. 1068 01:09:29,516 --> 01:09:32,586 Dar ca si �n filmele americane, m-am pref�cut c� �mi iau perna, 1069 01:09:32,596 --> 01:09:34,361 si merg s� m� culc �n hol, te-ai prins, darling ? 1070 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:37,000 - Ti-am cerut s�-ti scoti hainele. 1071 01:09:37,009 --> 01:09:38,822 - Nu m� atinge. Calm, darling, calm! 1072 01:09:39,014 --> 01:09:42,756 Nu m� voi dezbr�ca �n aceast� cas� chiar si dac� te-ai omor�. 1073 01:09:42,852 --> 01:09:46,018 M� dezbrac de tot gol-golut numai c�nd fac baie �n lac. 1074 01:09:46,210 --> 01:09:49,280 Mai �ntii trebuie s� ne c�s�torim, s� vin� preotul cu gulerul cel mare, 1075 01:09:49,376 --> 01:09:52,158 - Aaah! 1076 01:09:52,926 --> 01:09:56,380 - M-apuc� toate crizele! - Glumeam numai. 1077 01:09:56,389 --> 01:09:58,107 - Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! 1078 01:10:00,313 --> 01:10:01,657 - A fost doar o glum�. 1079 01:10:04,438 --> 01:10:07,509 - A apucat-o o criz�. - Convinge-l s� se dezbrace. 1080 01:10:09,044 --> 01:10:14,512 Ascult� tinerelule, ai fost pl�tit s� lucrezi cu fata mea. Dezbrac�-te! 1081 01:10:17,391 --> 01:10:21,708 Mi-a trecut mie prin cap c� nu esti taic�-s�u, ci doar pestele ei. 1082 01:10:21,804 --> 01:10:24,778 - Ti-am spus s� te dezbraci. - Vrei s� ne batem ? 1083 01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:27,753 Nu s�nt �narmat. Ap�r�-te, Joe! 1084 01:10:42,623 --> 01:10:44,158 S-a lovit ? 1085 01:10:45,694 --> 01:10:46,845 Esti r�nit, tat� ? 1086 01:10:47,133 --> 01:10:48,188 - A trebuit s� o fac. 1087 01:10:48,197 --> 01:10:52,026 - Asta trebuie s� fac� un tat�. - Stiam c� asa o s� se �nt�mple. 1088 01:10:52,036 --> 01:10:54,808 - O caut� de mult. - A meritat-o. O merita. 1089 01:10:55,672 --> 01:10:57,974 - Si acum ce facem ? - Trebuie s�-mi termin tabloul. 1090 01:10:57,983 --> 01:10:59,893 - Si s�-mi g�siti o lir� pentru el. 1091 01:10:59,903 --> 01:11:03,491 - Am g�sit. Trebuie dezbr�cat. Hai s�-l dezbr�c�m. 1092 01:11:20,242 --> 01:11:21,720 Cred ca e bine asa. 1093 01:11:24,752 --> 01:11:29,011 �ntoarce-l s� se vad� profilul. Crezi c� are o figur� clasic�? 1094 01:11:30,508 --> 01:11:33,808 O imagine foarte plastic�. Nemaipomenit de bine 1095 01:11:35,305 --> 01:11:38,221 - Aproape perfect�. 1096 01:11:42,299 --> 01:11:46,329 B�rbosul! Si cu Doctor Jekyll! Unde s�nt ? 1097 01:11:46,808 --> 01:11:49,975 Ah! La dracu'! 1098 01:11:51,030 --> 01:11:53,812 Stai linistit. Stai linistit. 1099 01:11:53,812 --> 01:11:56,402 - Stai linistit - Nu-ti face nimeni nimic. 1100 01:11:56,498 --> 01:12:00,432 M-ati dezbr�cat. S�nt gol. Gol de-a binelea. 1101 01:12:00,624 --> 01:12:04,462 L-ati dezbr�cat pe Santi Bailor! 1102 01:12:04,558 --> 01:12:08,587 M-ati dezbr�cat �n casa asta a p�catelor. 1103 01:12:08,779 --> 01:12:13,288 Am onoarea mea, m� dezbrac gol-golut doar c�nd fac baie �n lac. 1104 01:12:13,298 --> 01:12:14,248 - Nerusinatilor! 1105 01:12:14,728 --> 01:12:17,510 Mi-ati f�cut si fotografii, nu? 1106 01:12:17,519 --> 01:12:18,556 - Cine e �la ? 1107 01:12:18,565 --> 01:12:24,034 - Obscenilor! Poze cu nuduri. Tu s� pleci de-aici, proxenetule. 1108 01:12:24,994 --> 01:12:27,679 Vrei s� faci c�rti postale cu Santi Bailor dezbr�cat? 1109 01:12:27,775 --> 01:12:30,366 Am s� v� reclam s� fiti cu totii arestati. 1110 01:12:30,376 --> 01:12:32,285 O s� v� t�r�sc �n ditamai procesul. 1111 01:12:37,753 --> 01:12:41,495 Alo, politia ? Ati putea s� veniti pe strada Margutta ? 1112 01:12:41,687 --> 01:12:44,662 Pe �sta am s� pun eu sechestru. Este corpul delict. 1113 01:12:44,671 --> 01:12:46,964 Corpul nud al lui Nando Mericoni! 1114 01:12:47,156 --> 01:12:50,322 Si-acum ies pe usa asta... 1115 01:12:51,377 --> 01:12:53,776 Deschideti, nerusinatilor! 1116 01:12:56,654 --> 01:12:57,325 Politia... 1117 01:12:57,421 --> 01:13:00,587 Bestii obscene, blestematilor! Deschideti! 1118 01:13:00,683 --> 01:13:06,536 Voiam s� plec, iar ei m-au prins �n capcan�. 1119 01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:08,743 La naiba, si �sta e vasul fantom� ? 1120 01:13:08,762 --> 01:13:11,237 Ce mai nav�! Ce mai catarg! 1121 01:13:11,429 --> 01:13:14,020 S�nt ca o pas�re �ntr-o colivie. 1122 01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:16,514 Ce-i aia, o fereastr� ? 1123 01:13:19,009 --> 01:13:20,639 Voi s�ri pe acoperis! 1124 01:13:20,639 --> 01:13:25,436 Ies pe acoperis si voi striga s� aud� toti c�t s�nteti de nerusinati. 1125 01:13:25,532 --> 01:13:29,275 Salutare soarelui! S�nt liber. Voi fugi! 1126 01:13:29,658 --> 01:13:31,864 - Esti gata ? - Da, totul e �n regul�. 1127 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,838 Verific� tot, �n dou� minute emitem �n direct. 1128 01:13:35,318 --> 01:13:40,403 - Hei Buonanotte, numarul 1 e gata. Verific�m si numarul 2. - Ok. 1129 01:13:47,695 --> 01:13:51,341 Tat�, haide pe canapea, urmeaz� transmisiunea lui Ruggero. 1130 01:13:51,437 --> 01:13:54,986 La naiba! "Intervallo" era emisiunea cea mai frumoas� de la TV. 1131 01:13:55,178 --> 01:13:57,577 Tuturor telespectatorilor, bun� ziua. 1132 01:13:57,596 --> 01:13:59,879 V� vorbeste Fred Buonanotte. 1133 01:14:00,071 --> 01:14:04,005 Fred al dv e mereu �n c�utare de transmisiuni noi si originale. 1134 01:14:04,101 --> 01:14:07,843 De data asta am ales pentru dv acoperisurile de pe strada Margutta. 1135 01:14:08,035 --> 01:14:12,832 Iat� o oaz� a linistii unde arta de ieri si de azi �si dau m�na. 1136 01:14:13,024 --> 01:14:17,821 Leg�tura dintre acoperisurile din tigl� si dintre oameni se datoreaz� faptului 1137 01:14:18,013 --> 01:14:22,714 c� nu e nevoie s� cauti nimic special pentru aceste imagini. 1138 01:14:22,906 --> 01:14:26,743 Priviti acest magnific spectacol de neuitat. 1139 01:14:26,935 --> 01:14:28,758 Ce sc�rbosenie! 1140 01:14:28,853 --> 01:14:31,444 Scoate-l din cadru, te rog. Scoate-l! 1141 01:14:34,130 --> 01:14:37,777 Si casele pictorilor vopsite �n pete culorate ca de arlechin, 1142 01:14:37,969 --> 01:14:40,751 ce se �ntind alene, �mbr�tis�nd maiestuoase 1143 01:14:40,770 --> 01:14:43,246 piateta din fata bisericii Trinita dei Monti, 1144 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:46,210 sc�ldate �n olimpianul apus de soare roman, ca �ntr-o gravur� de Pinelli. 1145 01:14:46,219 --> 01:14:48,617 Se vede �la �n fundul gol! 1146 01:14:48,713 --> 01:14:50,345 E o indecent�! 1147 01:14:50,441 --> 01:14:55,334 Nu �nteleg de ce acum nu transmit numai Il Rigoletto? 1148 01:14:55,526 --> 01:14:57,733 Operator, scoate-l din cadru pe �la gol. 1149 01:14:57,829 --> 01:15:01,186 B�i dezbr�catule, d�-te de-acolo! La o parte! Fred, m� asculti ? 1150 01:15:01,282 --> 01:15:03,488 Schimb� naibii unghiul! 1151 01:15:03,584 --> 01:15:07,231 Un apus de soare ale c�rui nuante cromatice 1152 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:10,013 fac s� se vad� deslusit vestigiile lumii antice. 1153 01:15:10,301 --> 01:15:13,082 - Iar a ap�rut �la! - Pleac� de-aici. Ajunge! 1154 01:15:13,092 --> 01:15:15,961 Am cump�rat aparatul �la lu�ndu-m� dup� gura voastr�. 1155 01:15:15,971 --> 01:15:17,689 Si poftim ce mi-e dat s� v�d. 1156 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:22,198 Scuzati-ne, dragi prieteni, dar din motive tehnice 1157 01:15:22,207 --> 01:15:24,596 absolut independente de vointa noastr�, 1158 01:15:24,788 --> 01:15:28,529 s�ntem obligati s� �ntrerupem transmisia �n direct din exterior 1159 01:15:28,721 --> 01:15:31,792 Ca de obicei, acelasi Fred Buonanotte care v� vorbeste! 1160 01:15:31,888 --> 01:15:34,574 S�ntem acum �n uimitorul apartament din Via Margutta 1161 01:15:34,583 --> 01:15:36,877 a bine cunoscutei actrite Astrid Siostron 1162 01:15:37,069 --> 01:15:39,659 care s-a re�ntors la dv dup� o lung� absent� 1163 01:15:39,668 --> 01:15:42,346 datorat� nasterii ultimului s�u copil. 1164 01:15:42,632 --> 01:15:44,168 Doamn� Siostron, ati dori s� spuneti c�teva cuvinte 1165 01:15:44,177 --> 01:15:45,799 telespectatorilor nostri ? 1166 01:15:45,895 --> 01:15:50,884 Cu mult� pl�cere. Sper c� publicul italian m� va ierta 1167 01:15:51,076 --> 01:15:56,353 c� �n Italia mult prea frumoas� nu am f�cut multe filme, cum am promis. 1168 01:15:56,641 --> 01:16:03,644 �n schimb am f�cut multi copii cu ajutorul scumpului meu sot. 1169 01:16:03,932 --> 01:16:04,604 Multumesc, doamn�. 1170 01:16:04,613 --> 01:16:08,345 Si dv, dle Siostron, scuzati-m�, domnule Verdolini 1171 01:16:08,441 --> 01:16:11,320 N-ati vrea s� ne vorbiti anticipat despre activitatea dv artistic� ? 1172 01:16:11,512 --> 01:16:15,733 Nici o stire despre activit�tile mele viitoare ca regizor. 1173 01:16:16,021 --> 01:16:20,338 - As prefera s� fiu prezentat �n ipostaza unui tat� fericit. - Desigur. 1174 01:16:20,434 --> 01:16:25,135 Acum e o bun� ocazia s� �l prezent�m pe ultimul nostru nou n�scut. 1175 01:16:25,423 --> 01:16:28,781 - Un copilas de 8 kilograme. - Nemaipomenit, s� mergem. 1176 01:16:29,069 --> 01:16:31,276 Va fi desigur un cadou frumos pentru telespectatorii nostri. 1177 01:16:31,285 --> 01:16:32,810 M� �ntorc numaidec�t 1178 01:16:34,346 --> 01:16:38,279 Iar acum veti vedea un superb copilas de 8 kilograme. 1179 01:16:40,486 --> 01:16:44,132 - �mi permiteti, domnilor... - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? 1180 01:16:44,228 --> 01:16:45,667 Taie! Taie! 1181 01:16:45,763 --> 01:16:48,257 Nu pot, s-a blocat. 1182 01:16:48,353 --> 01:16:50,656 Nenorocitule! 1183 01:16:58,907 --> 01:17:00,634 Opriti totul! 1184 01:17:07,061 --> 01:17:09,844 E Fred Buonanotte care v� salut�! 1185 01:17:10,612 --> 01:17:12,434 Pleac� de-aici! 1186 01:17:18,383 --> 01:17:21,452 Gata ? Unu, doi, unu, doi. 1187 01:17:21,548 --> 01:17:23,468 Nu vezi c� functioneaz� ? 1188 01:17:23,564 --> 01:17:26,921 Am preg�tit o pereche de c�tuse pentru c�nd va cobor�. 1189 01:17:27,017 --> 01:17:31,622 Mericoni Ferdinando, m� auzi ? M� auzi ? 1190 01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:36,707 Interceptat. Interceptat. Mericoni Ferdinando a receptionat. 1191 01:17:36,899 --> 01:17:39,490 �ntrebare: Cine transmite ? �ncheiat. 1192 01:17:39,682 --> 01:17:42,464 S�nt o persoan� influent�, foarte influent�, s� stii. 1193 01:17:42,474 --> 01:17:46,205 Mericoni, am venit ca s� te ajut. 1194 01:17:46,397 --> 01:17:50,523 Dac� te dai jos imediat, te voi ajuta s� treci oceanul. 1195 01:17:50,715 --> 01:17:53,306 Da, �ti pl�tesc personal c�l�toria. 1196 01:17:53,402 --> 01:17:55,704 One, two, three, Mericoni Ferdinando r�spunde: 1197 01:17:55,713 --> 01:17:59,350 Te-am auzit, �nteleg c� vrei s� m� prinzi. 1198 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,844 Ai o voce idioat�. Nu m� p�c�lesti. �ncheiat. 1199 01:18:02,228 --> 01:18:04,339 Atunci te voi trimite �ntr-o colonie penitenciar�. 1200 01:18:04,349 --> 01:18:06,833 Te trimit la pusc�rie pe viat�, nenorocitule. 1201 01:18:18,250 --> 01:18:20,553 A sosit, oameni buni. 1202 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:23,623 F�ceti-i loc, m� auziti ? 1203 01:18:23,633 --> 01:18:25,637 E de la ambasada american�. 1204 01:18:25,925 --> 01:18:29,476 S�nt secretarul delegat de la ambasada american�. 1205 01:18:29,668 --> 01:18:31,106 Am luat la cunostint� despre acest caz. 1206 01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:32,546 S�nt aici �n numele ambasadorului. 1207 01:18:32,642 --> 01:18:35,040 Comisar Apone. Transmiteti-i excelentei sale ambasadorul, 1208 01:18:35,049 --> 01:18:37,823 c� tinem sub control cazul si s�ntem aici ca s�-l rezolv�m. 1209 01:18:38,014 --> 01:18:40,604 Comisarul Apone are c�tusele gata preg�tite. 1210 01:18:40,700 --> 01:18:43,099 - Nu, nu, nu...f�r� c�tuse. - Cum adic� f�r� c�tuse ? 1211 01:18:43,195 --> 01:18:47,609 Am dori s� transmitem un mesaj personal din partea ambasadorului. 1212 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:48,568 - �n numele ambasadorului. 1213 01:18:48,578 --> 01:18:50,966 - Un mesaj personal. - Personal ? 1214 01:18:51,062 --> 01:18:54,612 Acelui nefericit acrobat ? 1215 01:18:54,804 --> 01:18:59,026 Da, cu scopul de a evita comiterea vreunui act nebunesc, 1216 01:18:59,218 --> 01:19:03,247 si mai ales pentru a evita orice speculatie de natur� politic�, 1217 01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:06,509 ar fi deci mai bine s� �i vorbim acelui t�n�r. 1218 01:19:06,989 --> 01:19:08,620 �sta e microfonul. 1219 01:19:08,716 --> 01:19:12,937 �i va vorbi mister Bear, de la ambasada american�. 1220 01:19:14,088 --> 01:19:17,255 Dac� �i dau �stuia pasaportul voi fi obligat s�-mi cer demisia. 1221 01:19:17,351 --> 01:19:19,845 �n mod necesar, altceva mai bun ce as putea face ? 1222 01:19:20,132 --> 01:19:26,657 "You", America! You, "very" America! Ok! 1223 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,918 V� vorbesc �n numele poporului din America 1224 01:19:31,166 --> 01:19:34,715 Ascult� b�iete, �ti vorbim �n numele ambasadorului american. 1225 01:19:35,963 --> 01:19:37,882 Ai f�cut un gest de solidaritate... 1226 01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:44,981 Ambasadorul a fost foarte impresionat de dorinta ta de a merge �n America, 1227 01:19:48,819 --> 01:19:52,849 si pentru ca s� nu p�testi ceva si s�-ti p�strezi entuziasmul, 1228 01:19:57,358 --> 01:20:01,292 Ambasadorul �ti ofer� o c�l�torie gratuit� �n Statele Unite, 1229 01:20:01,484 --> 01:20:05,513 unde ti se va oferi si posibilitatea de a lucra. - Ok, America! 1230 01:20:05,705 --> 01:20:07,144 Ok, cobor! America, cobor! 1231 01:20:07,164 --> 01:20:10,214 Pompierilor, ajutati-m� s� cobor. 1232 01:20:10,598 --> 01:20:15,673 America! Happy "erbi" for you, happy "erbi" for you... 1233 01:20:15,683 --> 01:20:21,440 Ambasadorul mi-a cerut s� fac acest gest de solidaritate 1234 01:20:21,449 --> 01:20:25,277 pentru a da un exemplu de aplicare a principiilor 1235 01:20:25,287 --> 01:20:28,155 de libertate pace si democratie, 1236 01:20:28,164 --> 01:20:32,281 at�t de comune celor dou� t�ri ale noastre. 1237 01:20:34,583 --> 01:20:39,476 Ambasadorul a dorit s� fac� �n mod exceptional acest gest de solidaritate. 1238 01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:42,738 Nando, te astept�m jos. 1239 01:20:50,510 --> 01:20:53,532 Hei, �sta e tipul de sus ? Aduceti-l aici. Hei, tu! 1240 01:20:57,705 --> 01:21:02,214 Hello, Elvy! It's Ok! It's Ok! 1241 01:21:04,325 --> 01:21:08,355 Aduceti-l aici. Hei, tu, nebunule! 1242 01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:11,329 Pun eu m�na pe tine. Te-am prins! 1243 01:21:19,580 --> 01:21:23,130 Nando, stai drept! Ce faci ? 1244 01:21:23,226 --> 01:21:26,967 Ce naiba faci, dai �n mine cu c�rja ? 1245 01:21:27,159 --> 01:21:29,942 Nando, ce se �nt�mpl� ? 1246 01:21:30,038 --> 01:21:34,067 - Un moment, domnule Mericoni, tineti-v� drept, fiti calm. 1247 01:21:34,355 --> 01:21:35,507 - Trebuia s� v� g�nditi din timp 1248 01:21:35,564 --> 01:21:38,960 c� mania lui Nando se va termina tragic. 1249 01:21:39,152 --> 01:21:45,005 - Dar poate c� toat� aceast� poveste e doar o comedie, o fars�. 1250 01:21:45,485 --> 01:21:46,827 - O fars� pe care destinul a dorit 1251 01:21:46,846 --> 01:21:50,378 s� o fac� tragic� pentru s�rmanul nostru erou. 1252 01:21:50,665 --> 01:21:52,680 - Fiindc� g�nditi-v� ce s-ar fi �nt�mplat, 1253 01:21:52,699 --> 01:21:54,791 dac� trimisul ambasadorului 1254 01:21:54,887 --> 01:21:58,436 n-ar fi fost acelasi american cu cel de la R�pa de la Maranella. 1255 01:21:59,588 --> 01:22:03,137 - Presupun�nd c� nu l-ar fi considerat pe Nando dusmanul s�u personal, 1256 01:22:03,329 --> 01:22:05,536 l-ar fi invitat s� se urce �n automobilul s�u, 1257 01:22:05,632 --> 01:22:08,318 i-ar fi tinut inevitabilul discurs de ocazie, 1258 01:22:08,414 --> 01:22:11,580 cit�ndu-i din Abraham Lincoln si George Washington... 1259 01:22:11,676 --> 01:22:15,514 Dup� care Nando ar fi fost trimis imediat �n America 1260 01:22:15,706 --> 01:22:19,064 pentru a-si defula �n mod natural toate aspiratiile sale. 1261 01:22:27,794 --> 01:22:30,768 12, 27, 98, 41. 12, 27, 98, 41. 1262 01:22:30,864 --> 01:22:35,949 9, 8, 7, 4, 9. 8, 7, 12, 27, 98, 41. 1263 01:22:36,525 --> 01:22:39,883 - Dar realitatea e �ntotdeauna diferit� de visele noastre. 1264 01:22:40,075 --> 01:22:43,433 - �n altceva este acum �nf�surat capul s�rmanului nostru Nando 1265 01:22:43,452 --> 01:22:48,326 acum, c�nd ne apropiem de sf�rsitul acestei incredibile povesti. 1266 01:22:49,574 --> 01:22:52,068 - Doarme de zece zile, c�nd se va trezi, doctore ? 1267 01:22:52,087 --> 01:22:53,296 - Se va trezi, domnisoar�. 1268 01:22:53,315 --> 01:22:56,769 - Apropo, doctore, as dori o informatie particular�. 1269 01:22:56,788 --> 01:22:57,632 - Spuneti, domnule deputat. 1270 01:22:57,728 --> 01:22:59,743 - N-as dori ca aceast� spitalizare s� se prelungeasc� la infinit. 1271 01:22:59,763 --> 01:23:01,086 - Nu v� faceti griji. 1272 01:23:01,278 --> 01:23:02,717 - P�i cum s� nu-mi fac griji, de vreme ce eu pl�tesc ? 1273 01:23:02,727 --> 01:23:05,307 - �nteleg, e o chestiune de zile. 1274 01:23:05,499 --> 01:23:06,459 - Chiar n-am putea s� o concediem pe aceast� menajer� ? 1275 01:23:06,468 --> 01:23:09,338 - Mai tine-ti gura, vrei s� te dai �n spectacol cu orice ocazie ? 1276 01:23:09,347 --> 01:23:10,287 - Tot pe ea o vom tine. 1277 01:23:10,296 --> 01:23:13,175 - Atunci doctore, m� �ncred �n cuv�ntul dv. 1278 01:23:13,194 --> 01:23:14,806 - �n c�teva zile se va �ntoarce acas�. 1279 01:23:14,997 --> 01:23:15,957 Doctore eu s�nt tat�l. 1280 01:23:15,966 --> 01:23:18,260 Deocamdat� nu putem observa nimic la Nando. 1281 01:23:18,298 --> 01:23:19,795 Dar c�nd se va trezi, 1282 01:23:19,986 --> 01:23:21,522 va r�m�ne tot cu aceeasi manie ? 1283 01:23:21,531 --> 01:23:22,673 - Nu, nu...fiti linistit. 1284 01:23:22,769 --> 01:23:25,551 Bun, domnule deputat, socul i-a declansat fr�nele inhibitorii, 1285 01:23:25,570 --> 01:23:28,046 care au condus la starea actual� �n care se afl�, 1286 01:23:28,065 --> 01:23:29,457 provoc�ndu-i astfel aceast� nevroz�... 1287 01:23:29,485 --> 01:23:30,434 - Fortat�! - Exact. 1288 01:23:30,444 --> 01:23:31,404 Doctore, doctore, v� �ntreb... 1289 01:23:31,413 --> 01:23:33,035 nu se va mai g�ndi deloc la America ? 1290 01:23:33,045 --> 01:23:34,953 Si nu va mai face pe americanul ? 1291 01:23:35,145 --> 01:23:38,216 Nu va mai face, stati linistit. 1292 01:23:38,792 --> 01:23:41,094 Vedeti ? Se trezeste. 1293 01:23:50,016 --> 01:23:53,375 - Nando, te-ai vindecat! - Moriconi! - Nando! Nando! 1294 01:23:53,471 --> 01:23:55,389 L�sati-l s� se odihneasc�. Vedeti ce privire linistit� are? 1295 01:23:55,485 --> 01:23:57,692 E vindecat. Haideti mai bine s� plec�m. 1296 01:23:58,364 --> 01:23:59,898 Ciao, Nando. 1297 01:24:02,777 --> 01:24:04,215 Ciao, Nando. 1298 01:24:07,862 --> 01:24:14,385 Nando, ai auzit, �stia cred c� te-ai vindecat. 1299 01:24:14,673 --> 01:24:16,400 Dar vindecat de ce ? 1300 01:24:16,410 --> 01:24:20,238 Vindecat de ce, spun si eu ? 111547