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You wanna go? 14 00:00:27,333 --> 00:00:29,253 Uh, sorry, vomit shirt. 15 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:34,220 Can't make it, I got a acting seminar tonight. 16 00:00:34,250 --> 00:00:35,280 What seminar? 17 00:00:35,316 --> 00:00:37,376 It's for the, uh.. 18 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:40,330 ...Infinite Fellowship Institute. 19 00:00:40,366 --> 00:00:44,166 Oh, yeah, Shawn, you have one of their donation cans around here. 20 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,280 - Oh, yeah. - No, no, no. 21 00:00:45,316 --> 00:00:48,376 This can is for the United Negro Fund. Whoo! 22 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:54,370 Hey! Hey, man, what are you doing? 23 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,230 What? I'm a Negro. 24 00:00:57,266 --> 00:00:58,316 Hey, hey, hey. 25 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:01,180 Hey, Dee, check out the pamphlet. 26 00:01:01,216 --> 00:01:04,266 Oh, "Join us for a five part program 27 00:01:04,300 --> 00:01:08,170 that guarantees to bring out your best performance." 28 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:10,280 - 'Oh.' - Ohh, best performance? 29 00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:13,126 Ooh! I remember my best performance. 30 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:14,996 Christmas of '82. 31 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:18,100 Me and your mama... 48 times in one night. 32 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:20,123 Bang bang bang! 33 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:21,180 Bang bang bang bang bang bang! 34 00:01:21,216 --> 00:01:22,246 Hey, hey, hey. Come on, Pop stop! 35 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,273 Hey, hey, hey! 36 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:26,000 Hey. 37 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:28,100 I think I remember that year. 38 00:01:28,133 --> 00:01:29,253 Yeah, that was the Christmas the whole house 39 00:01:29,283 --> 00:01:30,373 smelled like smoked salmon. 40 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,660 (Dee) Oh. 41 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:34,100 Nasty, man. 42 00:01:34,133 --> 00:01:35,173 And Pop, I'm talking about 43 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,270 acting, alright? 44 00:01:36,300 --> 00:01:37,380 Well after the 37th time 45 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:39,280 I was doing a little acting myself. 46 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,116 Bang bang bang.. 47 00:01:41,150 --> 00:01:43,000 I'm just ready to prove y'all here 48 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:45,220 that I can be a serious actor. 49 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:47,100 Marlon, can I give you some advice? 50 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:48,253 Stick to what you know, okay? 51 00:01:48,283 --> 00:01:50,353 You don't see Pop giving fashion tips. 52 00:01:52,166 --> 00:01:53,346 Hey, look here, it'd just be nice to get 53 00:01:53,383 --> 00:01:56,103 a little bit of support from my family, alright? 54 00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:58,203 Well, son, we don't want you get bamboozled. 55 00:01:58,233 --> 00:02:00,133 Bamboozled? I don't even drink! 56 00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:03,380 Hey, hey, no, he means 57 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:06,180 he doesn't want anybody to take advantage of you. 58 00:02:06,216 --> 00:02:08,176 Take advantage of me? Who told you that? 59 00:02:08,216 --> 00:02:09,376 Leroy and 'em? 60 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,000 Nah, see, that was a camping trip. 61 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:13,830 They put something in my milk, Dee. 62 00:02:13,116 --> 00:02:15,276 D-don't tell.. 63 00:02:15,316 --> 00:02:16,366 - Keep that story. - Excuse me. 64 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,280 Ain't nobody gonna take advantage of me. 65 00:02:18,316 --> 00:02:20,326 Uh, sir, can I have change for this 20? 66 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:23,496 Oh, sure. How would you like that? 67 00:02:23,830 --> 00:02:24,200 Oh, three tens and a five. 68 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:27,203 Three tens and a five. There you go, brother. 69 00:02:27,233 --> 00:02:29,323 - Thanks, homie. - Alright. 70 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:33,250 - Three tens and a five. Hey! - Hey, man. come back here! 71 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,273 [theme music] 72 00:02:36,383 --> 00:02:38,223 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 73 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:41,330 ♪ We're happy and we're singing and we're colored ♪ 74 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,830 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 75 00:02:45,116 --> 00:02:47,326 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print. Beautiful, guys.' 76 00:02:47,366 --> 00:02:48,376 'Dynamite.' 77 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,160 [instrumental music] 78 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,500 Focus. 79 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:19,380 Focus. Focus. 80 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,330 How can we not focus with them big ass words 81 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,330 written on the board? 82 00:03:26,283 --> 00:03:29,323 When we learn to focus our brain waves 83 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:31,350 we get in touch with our auras. 84 00:03:31,383 --> 00:03:33,103 Aura what? 85 00:03:35,830 --> 00:03:37,830 We learn to focus. 86 00:03:37,116 --> 00:03:40,146 We learn to be in touch with our inner selves. 87 00:03:40,183 --> 00:03:41,323 Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. 88 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,300 How all this is gonna help my acting? 89 00:03:43,333 --> 00:03:45,383 Well, what's your biggest problem as an actor? 90 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:50,000 All the ladies trying to rip my clothes off and see my loins. 91 00:03:51,283 --> 00:03:55,103 We can't help you if you're not going to tell the truth. 92 00:03:58,383 --> 00:04:00,333 I just have a hard times remembering my lines. 93 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:03,996 Ah-ha, this is a common problem 94 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:05,280 for many thespians. 95 00:04:05,316 --> 00:04:07,246 And straight people too. 96 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,323 Let's not disseminate over here. 97 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:15,230 See here. 98 00:04:15,266 --> 00:04:18,376 Read Joseph, the Butlers lines to yourself. 99 00:04:20,283 --> 00:04:22,003 Cool. 100 00:04:23,133 --> 00:04:25,153 Now, close the script. 101 00:04:25,183 --> 00:04:28,133 Recite from memory what you've read. 102 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:29,316 Page 1. 103 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:32,180 Go ahead. 104 00:04:33,233 --> 00:04:34,383 That's it. Page 1. 105 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:37,100 Oh. 106 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:39,160 Okay. 107 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,100 Read the lines again. 108 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,176 'This time..' 109 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:48,353 ...focus...on the words. 110 00:04:48,383 --> 00:04:52,223 'Become one with...the page.' 111 00:04:54,300 --> 00:04:57,270 'Picture yourself saying this.' 112 00:04:57,300 --> 00:05:00,250 Focus on the words. 113 00:05:00,283 --> 00:05:04,173 'Control your breathing.' 114 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:07,160 [inhale and exhales] 115 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,180 Now, close the script. 116 00:05:12,216 --> 00:05:14,296 Recite Joseph, the Butlers lines. 117 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,280 I didn't mean to kill Miss Willis. 118 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:21,326 I didn't mean to kill Miss Willis. 119 00:05:21,660 --> 00:05:23,330 I swear, I didn't kill Miss Willis. 120 00:05:25,183 --> 00:05:26,273 It wasn't me. 121 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:29,100 I worked for that woman for 25 years. 122 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:30,383 Yes. 123 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,300 She hired me when no one else would. 124 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,353 - Right. - Not even Ms. Daisy to hire me. 125 00:05:34,383 --> 00:05:36,283 No. 126 00:05:36,316 --> 00:05:38,226 - She was good to me. - Oh. 127 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:40,226 She only beat me four times a day. 128 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:43,656 Ohh. 129 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:46,330 I picked.. I picked the corn.. 130 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:47,370 ...I picked the cotton 131 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,230 and I picked the toe jam outta her feet. 132 00:05:51,266 --> 00:05:56,116 She even got me first class tickets on the Amistad boat. 133 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:58,170 I'm innocent.. 134 00:05:58,200 --> 00:05:59,280 [applause] 135 00:06:01,266 --> 00:06:03,266 [instrumental music] 136 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,383 Peace and blessings to you 137 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,300 and the tacky one. 138 00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,333 Yo, what's going on? 139 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:15,150 Oh, nothing. Just cleaned up a little bit. 140 00:06:15,183 --> 00:06:17,003 Cleaned and waxed the floors 141 00:06:17,330 --> 00:06:18,150 and then I vacuumed. 142 00:06:18,183 --> 00:06:19,253 I don't know if the folk up North 143 00:06:19,283 --> 00:06:21,323 done told you this but.. 144 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:23,270 ...we is free now. 145 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,120 Yeah, son, what's with all the cleaning? 146 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,250 You trying to cover up something? 147 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:30,003 No, Mrs. Bliss just said that a cluttered home 148 00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:31,200 leads to a cluttered mind. 149 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:32,373 I don't think you happen to think to worry about 150 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,230 your mind being cluttered, son. 151 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:37,246 There's a lot of space up there. 152 00:06:37,283 --> 00:06:39,253 [microwave dings] 153 00:06:39,283 --> 00:06:41,283 Hey, boy, I hope you ain't drying your drawers 154 00:06:41,316 --> 00:06:43,156 in the microwave again. 155 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:45,500 Nope, I made you guys dinner. 156 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:47,300 (Pops) Hey. Alright, well. 157 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:51,326 Here you go. 158 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,170 - What's in it? - What's in it, son? 159 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,250 Oh, just some long grain rice. 160 00:06:55,283 --> 00:06:58,273 Some cracked wheat and some tofu. 161 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,350 Hm-mm. 162 00:07:00,366 --> 00:07:02,656 [munching] 163 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,230 Mmm. 164 00:07:03,266 --> 00:07:05,226 Not bad. Tastes like chicken. 165 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,160 When did you start eating healthy? 166 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:11,830 Well, ever since Mrs. Bliss said 167 00:07:11,116 --> 00:07:13,376 "Your mind and your body is your temple. 168 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:15,250 And you are what you eat." 169 00:07:15,283 --> 00:07:18,353 Yeah? If that's the case, then you're a six foot booger. 170 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,130 Sick in here, y'all! 171 00:07:23,166 --> 00:07:24,296 Ha ha ha. 172 00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:26,373 I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want 173 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,130 but I learned more last week in that seminar 174 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:32,826 than I did in all six of my years at high school. 175 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:35,250 Well, son, this seminar has seemed to help you 176 00:07:35,283 --> 00:07:36,333 getting your life in order. 177 00:07:36,366 --> 00:07:38,166 You're cooking, you're cleaning.. 178 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,180 I wanna sign your mama up. 179 00:07:41,316 --> 00:07:43,496 Pop, do you know Mrs. Bliss said that 180 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,150 I'm the best dramatic actor in the class? 181 00:07:45,183 --> 00:07:47,003 Oh, Marlon, those people would tell you anything 182 00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:49,330 to get your loot, they're like preachers. 183 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:50,170 Don't listen to your brother. 184 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,350 You're a good actor. 185 00:07:51,383 --> 00:07:54,833 Now, loan me $5. He he he. 186 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,150 Hey, yo, Pop, have you heard from Marlon? 187 00:07:59,183 --> 00:08:00,333 He was supposed to be back last night. 188 00:08:00,366 --> 00:08:02,346 No, what's the matter, son. You worried? 189 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:04,133 Yeah, man. 190 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:06,826 The last time he was missing, we found him dehydrated 191 00:08:06,116 --> 00:08:08,496 in the 25 cent movie booth. 192 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,183 Well, I wouldn't worry, son. 193 00:08:11,216 --> 00:08:13,096 The seminar has done nothing but good for him. 194 00:08:13,133 --> 00:08:14,303 - 'Mm-hm.' - He's more responsible lately. 195 00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:17,173 - 'I don't know, Pop.' - 'Yeah.' 196 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,250 I got a parcel for S. Williams. 197 00:08:29,283 --> 00:08:32,273 Hey, ain't that Webster? 198 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:37,370 No, Pop, that's Gary Coleman. 199 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,330 And watch what you call him. You might get punched in your eye. 200 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:45,103 Punch me in my eye? 201 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,833 I'll put him on my knee and give him a different stroke. 202 00:08:47,116 --> 00:08:50,246 Shh. Hey, hey. What's up, Garry, man? 203 00:08:50,283 --> 00:08:52,333 Hey, what are you doing delivering packages, man? 204 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,276 Hey, brothers got to pay the bills. 205 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,166 Oh, I hear that. 206 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,220 Hey, besides I'm just doing this till my agent calls. 207 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:00,100 - 'Oh' - 'Ohh.' 208 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:03,503 - Oh, is that your agent? - No, that's my other job. 209 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:05,120 I'm the bouncer at the daycare camp. 210 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,330 - Whoa! - Here's your package. 211 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,200 - Whoa! - Sign here. 212 00:09:09,233 --> 00:09:11,103 Alright, bro. Do your thing, man. 213 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:12,323 - You're doing alright. - Alright, thank you. 214 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:13,350 - Alright, man. - Yeah. 215 00:09:13,383 --> 00:09:15,153 - Take care man. Peace. - See you. 216 00:09:15,183 --> 00:09:17,833 Alright. 217 00:09:19,216 --> 00:09:21,156 Yo, I hope this is that, uh 218 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:22,280 "When Animals Attack" video, man. 219 00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:23,376 I can't wait to see that white dude 220 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:25,120 get stomped by them Elks. 221 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,300 [giggling] 222 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,163 Alright. Alright. Okay. 223 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,180 - Okay, let's see. Alright. - Yeah. 224 00:09:34,830 --> 00:09:36,150 Peace and blessings. 225 00:09:36,183 --> 00:09:39,503 I'm the actor formerly known as Marlon. 226 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,130 But now, I go by the name of.. 227 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,116 ...Ecstasy. 228 00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,300 What? 229 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:48,203 That's right, you heard me, Ecstasy. 230 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:51,323 I won't be returning to your greedy and selfish ways of life. 231 00:09:51,350 --> 00:09:56,660 For I have found peace, tranquility and lots of pudding 232 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,330 here with my new family. 233 00:09:57,366 --> 00:10:00,826 A family that believes in me. 234 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:01,996 Oh, my goodness. 235 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:05,330 Goodness is gracious, oh big, brown breasted one. 236 00:10:06,383 --> 00:10:09,103 I'm at 51 North Bingham Drive. 237 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:12,203 It's secret location, so please don't try to find me. 238 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:16,663 I will be here until the comet comes to pick us up. 239 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,830 Can I blink now? 240 00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:30,216 Hey, Marlon's acting has gotten better. 241 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,350 He must be up for a part on Star Trek. 242 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:36,280 No, Pop, Marlon just joined a cult. 243 00:10:36,316 --> 00:10:38,316 [instrumental music] 244 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,320 Man, this is all my fault. 245 00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,230 I mean, all because I didn't believe I him 246 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:47,266 he joined a cult. 247 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,170 Don't blame yourself, son. 248 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,350 Yeah, but I called him stupid, pop, and I laughed at him. 249 00:10:51,383 --> 00:10:54,663 Well, maybe it is your fault. 250 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,230 Let's call the cops and get him out of there. 251 00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:57,246 Well, the police can't do anything unless 252 00:10:57,283 --> 00:11:00,663 they are forcing him to stay there against his will. 253 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:02,200 Well, I tell you one thing, I saw this movie about 254 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,253 a cop one time with Pam Weir. 255 00:11:04,283 --> 00:11:08,133 Man, she had a honey blonde afro wig on about that big. 256 00:11:08,166 --> 00:11:09,166 Uh-huh. 257 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,300 And she had a jacket on, she tore it off 258 00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,283 and she started dancing, grabbed her brassiere 259 00:11:13,316 --> 00:11:15,326 threw it into the woods and she was.. 260 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,330 [babbling] 261 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,320 - You finished? - 'Yeah.' 262 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:31,660 What's the point? 263 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,130 The point is, as long as he stays in there 264 00:11:33,166 --> 00:11:34,326 the harder it is to bring him out of there. 265 00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:37,116 - 'Mm.' - I'm going to get my brother. 266 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:39,330 Oh, and I'm gonna go with you. Come on, Dee. 267 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,350 Let's go kick some cult ass. 268 00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:42,373 [sitar music] 269 00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:46,196 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. 270 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:49,233 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa.. 271 00:11:49,266 --> 00:11:54,126 It is now time to collect the sacred offerings. 272 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:58,196 Ah, the keys to your Lexus. Good choice, brother. 273 00:11:58,233 --> 00:12:02,833 Oh, what have we.. A Rolex, lovely. 274 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:09,223 And what does our newest member have to offer? 275 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:13,000 Sister, I already gave you all my worldly possessions. 276 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:15,330 I gave you my paycheck, my booty magazines 277 00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:18,826 and my Scooby Doo lunch box. 278 00:12:18,116 --> 00:12:20,496 Can I have my Shaggy thermos back? 279 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,330 - No. - Zoinks. 280 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,320 What's that on your finger, chief? 281 00:12:24,350 --> 00:12:27,660 Oh, uh, this is given to me by 282 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,380 my great, great, great grand father. 283 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,150 Oh. 284 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:34,203 Yes, it seems a bit flawed but...it will do nicely. 285 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:37,273 - Resume your prayers. - Yes, yes, sister. 286 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:42,830 Come, come, children, it's time to detail the sacred Lexus. 287 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:47,370 Look, I can't believe they're praying to a dead dog. 288 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,330 I can't believe he gave away our family heirloom. 289 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,270 I should've never sold it to him. 290 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:54,660 [whispering ] Marlon. 291 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,230 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. 292 00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:57,656 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. 293 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:58,250 Ecstasy. 294 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:01,120 Mama say something? 295 00:13:01,150 --> 00:13:02,280 He thinks the stuffed dog 296 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:05,246 with orange turban just spoke to him. 297 00:13:05,283 --> 00:13:07,323 That gives me an idea. 298 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:10,000 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. 299 00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:12,170 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. 300 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:14,320 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. 301 00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:16,350 'Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa.' 302 00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:18,323 Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma coo sa. 303 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:21,150 -Ma ma se, ma ma sa-- - Ecstasy. 304 00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:23,503 Stand up, my child. 305 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,160 Yes, mama. 306 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,180 Am I the chosen one? 307 00:13:27,216 --> 00:13:29,096 Yes. 308 00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:32,163 - Am I the golden child? - 'Yes.' 309 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,120 Am I the leader of the divine-- 310 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,280 - Oh, shut up, stupid. - Yes, mama. 311 00:13:34,316 --> 00:13:36,166 - Listen to what I'm saying. - Yes, mama. 312 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:39,250 It is time to go, young grasshopper. 313 00:13:39,283 --> 00:13:43,333 You mean, the comet has come to take us away? 314 00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:45,316 Yes. We double parked outside. 315 00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:47,280 Now, let's go before the cops put a boot on it. 316 00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:49,196 Wait, mama, I gotta go get my black baggies. 317 00:13:49,233 --> 00:13:51,123 No, no, no, there's no time for that. 318 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:53,830 - Enough! - Ohh! 319 00:13:53,116 --> 00:13:56,166 Remove these disbelievers! 320 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,120 We ain't going anywhere without Marlon. 321 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,130 My name is not Marlon. 322 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:02,496 It's Ecstasy, and I'm not going anywhere. 323 00:14:02,830 --> 00:14:03,180 That's right. 324 00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,116 Fool, your name is Marlon just like that 325 00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,230 ugly Jackson boy that nobody remembers. 326 00:14:07,266 --> 00:14:09,656 Don't make me take off my rope! 327 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:11,000 No, no, no, wait, Pop. Chill, man. 328 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,130 Remember you ain't got no drawers on. 329 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,166 - Oh, I don't care. - Sir. 330 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,120 Violence is not the answer. 331 00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,330 - I'll tear your behind up too. - Oh. 332 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,270 You must go through me first. 333 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,370 What is it about white girls 334 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,160 that make brothers lose their mind? 335 00:14:24,116 --> 00:14:26,376 Marlon, how did they get you like this? 336 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,220 Did they use drugs? 337 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,100 Oh, no. 338 00:14:30,133 --> 00:14:32,183 You got my son on the pipe? 339 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,176 Didn't you look at the commercial, son? 340 00:14:34,216 --> 00:14:35,176 Just say no. 341 00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:37,166 We don't use drugs, sir.. 342 00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:40,003 ...or alcohol. 343 00:14:41,266 --> 00:14:43,196 I'll have you to know, young lady, I have.. 344 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,383 ...rum-flavored tic-tacs in my mouth. 345 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,180 Well, be that as it may 346 00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:52,496 Brother Ecstasy is free to leave whenever he likes. 347 00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,300 Well, he wants to go now. 348 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:56,253 - Come on. - No, I don't. 349 00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,233 Marlon, don't make me pull you by this little bang. 350 00:14:58,266 --> 00:15:01,496 - Now, come on. - I said, I do not wanna go. 351 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:04,830 - Ah. - I know what's best for me. 352 00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:05,996 Hey, you said the same thing when you tried to use 353 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,330 Vicks VapoRub as a lubricant. 354 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:11,380 Oh, it gave me such a fresh tingly sensation. 355 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,120 It was like a York Peppermint Pattie. 356 00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:17,233 Now, if I prove to you all 357 00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:20,656 that this place is good for my mind 358 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,320 body and soul.. 359 00:15:22,350 --> 00:15:24,660 ...will you then leave? 360 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,350 And how do you plan on doing that? 361 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,163 A test. 362 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,200 Me, against the three of you. 363 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:32,383 Perfect. 364 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,370 Hey, there's nothing that you could do that we can't. 365 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,330 A test? Get the pencils and papers out, brother. Let's go. 366 00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:41,296 The first test is of physical tolerance. 367 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:45,103 You must walk across these hot coals. 368 00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,203 Are you crazy? 369 00:15:46,233 --> 00:15:48,373 These shoes cost me $7, each. 370 00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,156 This test is done without your shoes. 371 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:55,000 Well, that's, that's better. 372 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,230 - Yeah. - I think. 373 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,126 Brother Ecstasy, would you like to go first? 374 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,216 Yes, Sister Bliss. 375 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,250 Marlon, stop! 376 00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:25,163 - You're gonna get hurt. - No, he won't, Dee. 377 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,830 I've seen the special on National Geographic once. 378 00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,116 They had a bunch of naked bush women doing it. 379 00:16:29,150 --> 00:16:30,300 Do they burn their feet? 380 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,833 I wasn't looking at their feet. 381 00:16:33,183 --> 00:16:35,333 Brother Ecstasy, are you ready? 382 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,120 Yes, mistress, I am. 383 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,233 [Dee gasping] 384 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,160 You're right. Those must be fake coal. 385 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,300 [cheering and applause] 386 00:16:55,133 --> 00:16:58,373 Now, which one of you three is brave enough to attempt this? 387 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,326 Phew. If that fool can do it. 388 00:17:01,366 --> 00:17:03,296 - I know, I can do it.. - Yeah, good, Pop. 389 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,383 Give me the shoe. Give me the shoe. 390 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,270 I don't want anybody stealing my shoes. 391 00:17:06,300 --> 00:17:08,370 Go on! You can do it. Go on! Go on! 392 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,280 This ain't nothin'. 393 00:17:10,316 --> 00:17:12,366 Oh, for heaven sake.. 394 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,270 Just say "Go". 395 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,250 - Say, "Go." - Go! 396 00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:20,826 You want some hot coal? I've got nails in my feet. 397 00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:21,196 I use to barbe.. I've been barbecuing 398 00:17:21,233 --> 00:17:22,253 for the last 50 years. 399 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:25,833 I know about some hot coals. 400 00:17:25,116 --> 00:17:27,116 [Indian classical music] 401 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,320 Somebody smell popcorn? 402 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:34,660 [babbling] 403 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,180 (Shawn) 'You can make it, Pop. Come on.' 404 00:17:35,216 --> 00:17:37,496 [screaming] 405 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,150 - Get away from me! - Ahh! 406 00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:44,103 Yo, man, why is your toe nail shaped so weird? 407 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:46,283 It look like five Christmas lights. 408 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,376 The next test is of mental dexterity. 409 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,370 Mental dexterity? 410 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,100 Speak English. 411 00:17:53,133 --> 00:17:56,333 Uh, I think I'm gonna take this test, pop. 412 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:57,120 What's up? 413 00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,350 You must find the square root 414 00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:00,833 of this number. 415 00:18:00,116 --> 00:18:02,276 First one to get the correct answer wins. Ready? Go! 416 00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:04,826 No problem, uh.. 417 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,116 Nine times two carry.. 418 00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:08,200 - I'm finished, mistress. - Brilliant! 419 00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:10,223 [applause] 420 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,130 I was, I was gonna put the same thing 421 00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,126 but my-my chalk ran out of ink. 422 00:18:14,166 --> 00:18:15,326 Are you ready to give up? 423 00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,656 No, as a matter of fact, I'm not. 424 00:18:18,100 --> 00:18:19,370 I got my own little test. 425 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,500 Watch this, Pop. 426 00:18:22,830 --> 00:18:24,150 Let's fight. 427 00:18:24,183 --> 00:18:26,833 Come on. What's up? 428 00:18:26,116 --> 00:18:27,196 - What's up? - I'm sorry. 429 00:18:27,233 --> 00:18:29,203 We do not practice fighting here. 430 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,123 Only peace and tranquility. 431 00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:35,130 [chuckles] Sounds like a little biyatch move to me. 432 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:37,996 Hoo! 433 00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,270 Mistress...may I? 434 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:42,330 Well, just this once. 435 00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:43,180 Kick his ass! 436 00:18:43,216 --> 00:18:45,326 Come on, you gay milk dud, what's up? 437 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:47,096 What's up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,283 - Whoo.. - Whoo! Oh, whoo. 439 00:18:48,316 --> 00:18:51,176 - Whoo-o-o! - I'll go Billy Blanks? 440 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,180 [screaming] 441 00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,100 Hyah, hyah, hyah! Hyah-hyah! 442 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,323 [screaming] 443 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,346 Never mind, Dee. 444 00:19:06,383 --> 00:19:09,233 I ain't never messing with that angry eggplant. 445 00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,246 You go ahead. Your turn. 446 00:19:11,283 --> 00:19:13,503 What am I suppose to do? 447 00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,150 I hope it's a pie eating contest. 448 00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:19,353 The final test is of agility. 449 00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:21,153 - Damn. - Yeah. 450 00:19:21,183 --> 00:19:24,233 You must demonstrate the divine position. 451 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,276 Now, what's that? 452 00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:26,376 This. 453 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:32,183 Oh. 454 00:19:32,216 --> 00:19:35,216 If I could do that I'd never leave the house. 455 00:19:37,283 --> 00:19:39,183 [applause] 456 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:45,660 Looks like Brother Ecstasy wins again. 457 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,220 Now that I've proven to you that I do belong here.. 458 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,280 Can you three please leave? 459 00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:52,826 Thank you. 460 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,130 I'm really gonna miss you, Marlon. 461 00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,346 I mean, Ecstasy. 462 00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:00,503 Peace and blessings. 463 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,380 Peace and blessings to you and yours. 464 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,316 Peace and blessings. 465 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:07,380 I'm gonna miss you too, son. 466 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,270 You call home, but not too late, okay? 467 00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,300 Yes, sir. Peace and blessings to you and your white shoes. 468 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:16,233 May you get Griffin polish so they always shine brightly. 469 00:20:16,266 --> 00:20:18,656 Peace and blessings, yes. 470 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,100 Peace and blessings, yes. 471 00:20:20,133 --> 00:20:22,323 Well, kid, I guess this is your new home now. 472 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:25,660 Yes, that's right. 473 00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,150 Hey, look, man.. 474 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,253 ...I just wanna let you know, it's not that 475 00:20:27,283 --> 00:20:30,183 I didn't believe in you, it's just.. 476 00:20:30,216 --> 00:20:32,656 ...I just didn't want you to stop being my funny 477 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,120 little brother, that's all. 478 00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:34,380 I know. 479 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,100 Peace and blessings to you and your goatee. 480 00:20:39,100 --> 00:20:40,320 Yes. 481 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,330 [bell dings] 482 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,500 Hey, lunch time. 483 00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,300 - Let's eat. - No, no. 484 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,233 That's time for prayer. 485 00:20:49,266 --> 00:20:50,326 Come on, let's go, y'all. 486 00:20:50,366 --> 00:20:52,096 This is, this is his new family now. 487 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:53,183 Yeah. 488 00:20:53,216 --> 00:20:55,316 I guess we'll see you on holidays huh, Marlon? 489 00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,270 Well, actually 490 00:20:57,300 --> 00:21:00,660 once he becomes a divine deacon 491 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:03,830 there is not interaction with outsiders. 492 00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:05,156 Sister Bliss, not even on holidays? 493 00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,180 Oh, we don't believe in holidays. 494 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:11,266 No Christmas. No Thanksgiving. No birthdays. 495 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:13,130 What about Vale-Valentine's day? 496 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:17,326 Oh, there will be no need for physical love 497 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:20,330 once your ceremonial castration takes place. 498 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:23,166 Castration? Wait, wait, wait hold on. 499 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,120 First, you take my ring, now you're gonna try 500 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:27,220 to take my jewels? Oh, hell, no, man. 501 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,830 Give my damn ring back. I'm outta here. 502 00:21:29,116 --> 00:21:32,146 I'm sorry, all donations are non-refundable. 503 00:21:33,316 --> 00:21:35,346 Hey, look, you freaks! The comet's here. 504 00:21:35,383 --> 00:21:38,133 - The comet! - The comet. I got shotgun. 505 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,376 - I have shotgun.. - Not you, stupid. 506 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,160 Get your ring back. Go, get your ring. Yeah, get the ring. 507 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:44,270 - Get the ring. - Let's go, let's go. 508 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:46,220 - Get the ring. Get the ring. - 'Let's go. Let's go.' 509 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:50,830 'Get the dog. Ah, get the dog. Get the dog.' 510 00:21:50,116 --> 00:21:52,096 [instrumental music] 511 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,320 [panting] 512 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,276 (Shawn) 'Come on, Pop, hurry up.' 36351

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