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Hey, Shawn, look.
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That guy Ron Woo's real estate
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infomercial is on again.
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(male #1 on TV)
'Hi. I'm Ron Woo.'
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'Like Wu-Tang Clan.'
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'Real estate genius.'
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'I come to this country'
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'two years ago with nothing.'
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'Now I have
a real estate empire'
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'and all the money I need.'
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'Big house.
'Big boat. Big women.'
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'So, don't be like Mike,
be like me.'
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'Ron Woo. Buy my boat.'
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- Yeah.
- Come on, Marlon.
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Man, turn from this garbage.
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Can't we watch something more
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educational for a change?
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Like "Montel."
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(male #2 on TV)
'Today on
"The Montel Williamson Show"'
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'"Freeloading Family Members."'
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You ain't nothin' but a bum.
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I was 19 years old
when I had my own apartment.
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That's right. And when I
turned 19, I moved in with
him.
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Love these guys.
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You oughta be ashamed
of yourself.
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Put some more mustard on that.
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I know, right? What a bum!
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And you call yourself a man!
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Huh, 22-years-old,
still moochin' off your
people.
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[British accent]
Place him on the
couch.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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You know what's funny?
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He probably got his own room
with a lock on it.
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He think it's his own apartment.
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- Ra, ra, ra.
- Freeloading bum!
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I know, I'd show, I sw..
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Son, I hate freeloaders.
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I just hate,
I hate freeloaders,
man.
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Don't they get
on your nerves?
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- Pfft.
- Hey, wait a minute.
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I'm 22-years-old.
I'm livin' with my
peoples.
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I'm sleepin' on the
couch.
I'm a freeloader.
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No, Marlon, y-you ain't
nothin' like that guy.
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I mean, real freeloaders,
they don't kick in for like
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supplies, or rent, or food.
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Hey, maybe youare
freeloader.
Gimme back my damn sandwich.
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You know what,
this channel is
trippin'.
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Let's see what else is on.
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[upbeat music]
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(male #3 on TV)
'Tonight on Jerry Springer.'
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'I'm tired of my brother..'
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'...borrowing my clothes.'
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're
singin'
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Gimme a high five ♪♪
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(male #4)
'Alright. Cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite.'
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[upbeat music]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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Okay, great. Great.
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So I'll come by this afternoon
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and check out the apartment.
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Okay, hey..
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Look, I know you
normally like cash
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but will you take check?
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No, not a welfare
check,
a "check" check.
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Okay. Thank you.
Thank you.
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Alright.
I'll see you
later.
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Alright.
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- Marlon.
- Yes?
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Are you doin'
what I think you're doin'?
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Yup.
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Oh, Marlon,
a good-lookin' boy like
you
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don't have to pay for it.
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Well, Dee, ain't nobody
just gonna give it to me.
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Yes, they will.
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You just haven't
met the right
one.
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Now, if you show
a little more
respect
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and take 'em dancin'.
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Take 'em dancin'?
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Dee, I'm just lookin'
for a place to put my stuff.
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You know what I'm sayin'?
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Well, you keep
talkin'
that piggish
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I know why
you can't meet a
woman.
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Meet a woman?
Girl, what's wrong with you?
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I'm talkin' about gettin'
an apartment.
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- Oh.
- Hello! Somebody needs some.
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No, no. Now, now, never mind.
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Oh, w-why you movin' anyway?
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You and Shawn have another fight
about your feet?
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No, Dee. I told you,
I got foot odor-eaters, okay?
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My feet don't smell like
corn chips and vinegar no more.
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- Uh, right, Shawn?
- No.
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I just think it's time
for me to be my own man.
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Well, Marlon, I'm impressed.
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But, you know, it's not easy
livin' on your own, now.
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I tried to tell him that,
but he insists on movin'
out.
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Look, Shawn, i-it's just time
for me to become my own man.
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Thank you for the offer,
I appreciate it.
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But, hey, gotta go, gotta go.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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♪ My baby told me ♪
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♪ That uh
if she catch me lyin' ♪
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♪ That uh
she's gonna put her foot up ♪
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♪ My old black behind ♪♪
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Po-o-p!
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Papito mi!Aye, papi.
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[chuckles]
Look at you,
Pop.
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You're lookin' good
today.
And this shirt is fly.
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What's that? Versa-cheap?
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- No, no, no.
- What do you mean "no?"
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I didn't even
ask you anythin' yet.
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I'm psychic.
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Whatever it is..
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Whatever it is,
the answer is
"no."
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- I know that look.
- What?
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And it always costs
me
a lot of money.
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Come on, pop. I need it
for an apartment, man.
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Is Shawn kickin' you out
because of your feet again?
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No. Look, pop, I'm just tryin'
to be more responsible.
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I'm tryin' to be my own man.
You know what I'm sayin'?
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I wanna make my own
financial decisions.
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But I just
wanna use your money.
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Alright.
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- I'm gonna loan you the money.
- You will?
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And just because it's you,
I'm only gonna charge you
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half interest.
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Seventy-five percent.
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Alright, that's pretty cool.
Oh, that's a deal.
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- Yeah, you like that?
- Yeah.
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You would've gone
for hundred percent, huh?
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- Hell, yeah, in a minute.
- Damn.
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[instrumental music]
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This is
nice.
No roaches.
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Say, this is pretty nice.
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Oh, man, look at that view!
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You mean
the Empire State Building?
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No, I'm talkin' 'bout that
couple knockin' boots
next-door.
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Look at that.
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Well, that brother's
tented up.
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'Hey, she must be
into yoga or somethin'.'
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Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
Put 'em up! Put 'em up!
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Alright. Listen here, friend,
this is my only vacant unit.
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It's not gonna be
that way for long.
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I've already scheduled
to show it to some other
people.
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'Course if you sign
on the dotted line
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sir, it's all yours.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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No, I wanna take some time
to think about this, Mr.
Ennis.
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- Wow!
- Yes, uh, may I help you?
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Oh, yeah. I-I'm here about
the apartment for rent.
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- Yeah, well, this is it.
- Oh, boy!
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- Great.
- Free to all, free to
all.
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Is this still available?
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Uh...nope.
I-I just took it.
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No, as you see, sir, you
haven't
signed on the dotted line.
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So technically
it is still available.
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- Oh, then I'll take it.
- Oh, no. You won't.
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I was here first,
I'll
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I'll take it, I'll..
Give it to me! Give it to
me.
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I'mma give it to you,
but it ain't gonna be the
lease.
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There you go.
It's too late. I'm signed.
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But, uh, look here, Jam Brady
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if you lookin'
for a place to stay
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I'm pretty sure
we can work somethin' out.
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Oh, you look sick, wha..
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Hey, you got a little fever.
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The jungle fever.
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Alright, now, be careful.
Be careful.
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This is my good couch.
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Besides, crackheads
don't give refunds.
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Come on. Come on,
bring it right here.
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Bring it over here.
Bring it over here.
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Yeah, right here
in front of the window.
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Yeah, right. Set it down.
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Wait, no, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
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That means they'll be able
to see me doin' freaky
things.
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Let's back it up.
Back it up. Come on.
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Come on, Pop, back it up.
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Come on, Pop,
lift up your shoes,
man.
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You gonna get white
scuff marks on Marlon's
floor.
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Alright. Wait, hold on,
that's near the kitchen.
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I don't want no grease
on my couch. Come on.
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Come on.
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Come on, man, move it over.
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Alright, put it down
right there. You know what?
No--
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I'm not playin' with you,
stupid. Come on!
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Look...I'm not feelin'
it there, okay?
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Marl, are you feelin'
it there now?
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[screams]
Damn!
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Huh?
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Do I feel that?
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- Do you feel this?
- Oh!
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My babies.
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You were right, Marlon,
this place is nice.
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Hey, you right
about that, Dee.
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And his elevator
hardly smells like urine.
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Hey, man, you got any more
apartments for rent here?
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No.
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So, pop, how you like it?
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Well, Marlon, I can't believe
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this great business
deal
you made.
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- I'm shocked.
- Oh, thank you.
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Well, tell me this now,
when is the rent due
here?
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- That's on the 15th.
- The 15th?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I want my money on the 14th.
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You crazy, pop.
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Alright, let's get
out
of here. Come on.
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Marlon wants to be alone
in his apartment. Come on.
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Alright, yeah,
everybody,
y'all get on goin'.
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- Yeah.
- Finally I get my own place.
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Nobody tellin' me what to do.
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- That's true.
- Nobody yellin' at me!
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Nobody to talk to.
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Nobody to watch TV with.
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Nobody to g-get killed first
if I get robbed.
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Shawn!
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- Oh, man!
- Hey, Marlon.
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Uh, you might
wanna give it about five
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before you go in there.
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Uh, I just wanna let you know,
you're toilet don't flush.
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- That wasn't me.
- No, it flushes.
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Look, all you gotta do
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is jiggle the handle,
pull the chain and then take
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the hand gun and just swirl
it
around a little bit.
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Make that lil' whirlpool..
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Umm, ghetto, do I go
to your house and break things?
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What? Uh, stupid.
Uh, "The House That Jack
Built?"
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- I didn't touch it.
- Yeah, it-it jumped off.
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Look, I was tryin'
to get some water.
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- I was tryin' to get a glass--
- You're just jealous, brother.
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You were always jealous.
Breakin' it on the community.
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That's what's wrong with you.
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- Here.
- 'Just give me a glass,
man.'
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Here, drink out of this.
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That better be hot cocoa.
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It tastes more like
hot caacaa.
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Maybe I got some water
in the fridge.
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(both)
Whoo!
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- Ah.
- Damn.
242
00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:18,220
- I think it needs a light
bulb.
- A light bulb?
243
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:20,230
I think it needs
some Massengill.
244
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:25,250
Ah, don't worry about it, I'll
just call the landlord
tomorrow.
245
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:27,253
He'll come by
and fix the fridge
and..
246
00:10:27,283 --> 00:10:28,303
Oh my God!
Marlon, a rat!
247
00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:30,163
[screaming]
248
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,200
He, he just..
249
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:33,333
- Where'd you see a rat?
- He just ran in the
bathroom.
250
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,320
- Go close the door.
- I ain't going in there.
251
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,830
- You close the door.
- Ah, this is your apartment.
252
00:10:37,116 --> 00:10:39,326
Oh, yeah.
253
00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,320
- Closing the door.
- Get on now.
254
00:10:43,233 --> 00:10:45,833
Watch it, Marlon!
Here he comes! Here he comes!
255
00:10:45,116 --> 00:10:47,656
[Marlon screaming]
256
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,103
That's not
funny,
stop playin'.
257
00:10:52,133 --> 00:10:53,223
[imitating
Shawn]
E-ee.
258
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,150
Yo, man, I don't like
this place no more, yo.
259
00:10:55,183 --> 00:10:57,163
Ah, look,
I know it got its
problems
260
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,660
but besides the, you
know,
the black water
261
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:02,200
the broken toilet, t-the
moldy
fridge and the big-ass
rat..
262
00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:03,353
- ...it's pretty cool.
- Alright.
263
00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:05,253
Well, if you like it,
I'll just mind my business.
264
00:11:05,283 --> 00:11:08,373
- Well, you do that.
- Yeah, great.
265
00:11:09,383 --> 00:11:11,103
Yo, help me hang this clock up.
266
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,273
Hey, where you wanna
hang this big ol' slave spoon?
267
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:20,303
Hey, Chimbuk, you best
get in here and..
268
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,373
...eat some of this soup
Missy done cooked.
269
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,126
Come on, man, stop
playin'.
Here, help me out.
270
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:29,316
Here. Hold this.
271
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,150
- Where? Right here?
- Uh...okay.
272
00:11:32,183 --> 00:11:34,173
- It's like, str-straight
ahead.
- Right here?
273
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,320
Yeah, that's cool.
274
00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:50,366
What kind of stupid deal
did you cut?
275
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,370
Marlon, did you at least
look at this place
276
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,830
before you rented it?
277
00:11:55,116 --> 00:11:57,496
No.
278
00:11:57,830 --> 00:12:01,500
What'd you do? Just come in
here
and sign the lease and leave?
279
00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:02,250
Basically.
280
00:12:02,283 --> 00:12:04,323
Did you at least read the lease?
281
00:12:04,350 --> 00:12:07,300
Yeah, I tried. I-I
skimmed it.
I skimmed it. Yeah.
282
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,003
But see what happened,
them little words
283
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:12,500
started makin' me
dizzy.
Here, you look.
284
00:12:15,283 --> 00:12:17,183
I felt like Mr.
Magoo
reading that.
285
00:12:17,216 --> 00:12:19,826
Right.
286
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,276
- Well, Marlon.
- What?
287
00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:23,246
Looks like you and that
rat
is gonna become
288
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,233
real good friends.
289
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,316
Why you say that?
290
00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:29,150
You just signed
a ten-year
lease.
291
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,100
[instrumental music]
292
00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:41,000
Hi. Excuse me.
293
00:12:43,116 --> 00:12:44,826
[clears throat]
294
00:12:44,116 --> 00:12:46,196
I said, excuse me!
295
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:49,183
Please don't make me call you
the "B" word. Thank you.
296
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:51,226
- May I help you?
- Yes, you may.
297
00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:53,146
Is Mr. Ennis here?
298
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:56,203
- Just one second please.
- Oh, no problem.
299
00:12:56,233 --> 00:13:01,133
Uh, Mr. Ennis,
there's-there's
some people here to see
you.
300
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,996
No, go on and say it. There's
someblack
301
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,830
That was not
what I was gonna
say.
302
00:13:05,116 --> 00:13:08,126
Oh, yes.
T-the others are here.
303
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:09,346
- Please.
- 'Yeah, alright.'
304
00:13:09,383 --> 00:13:12,283
- Mr. Ennis?
- I know you!
305
00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:15,176
You know my brother named OJ?
306
00:13:15,216 --> 00:13:17,826
Buzz off.
307
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,330
Yes.
308
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:22,280
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
309
00:13:22,316 --> 00:13:24,146
Yes, Mr. Woo,
I have plenty of buildings.
310
00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:27,003
You just tell me when
you wanna come by and see them.
311
00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,660
Fine, yes.
Alright, goodbye.
312
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,280
Gettin' a lot of interest
from foreign investors.
313
00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:34,326
- Oh, that's good.
- Yo, for those ugly
buildings?
314
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:35,250
Pardon me, are you
talking to me?
315
00:13:35,283 --> 00:13:36,353
Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.
316
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,123
I want you to give my
little
brother back
317
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,170
his deposit money for that
318
00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:40,280
bummy apartment you rented him.
319
00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,656
Well, I'm sorry,
your brother signed a lease.
320
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,350
Look, man,
I read this,
okay.
321
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:46,503
And it's shadier
than a Don King
contract.
322
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:47,250
Now I know who you are!
323
00:13:47,283 --> 00:13:50,133
'You're the lady that
tried to rent the
apartment.'
324
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:51,326
Girl, it's a lucky thing
you didn't
325
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:53,296
'cause I had nothin'
but headaches with that--
326
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,833
Marlon, don't you get it?
327
00:13:56,116 --> 00:13:58,296
She was in on it.
You've been had.
328
00:13:58,333 --> 00:14:00,223
Who told you
that?
Kevin?
329
00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,330
Nah. Nah. Ain't
nobody
ever have me, yo.
330
00:14:02,366 --> 00:14:05,176
He tried to have me,
Shawn,
but I fought him off.
331
00:14:05,216 --> 00:14:06,266
He lyin'.
332
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,270
Him and Curtis.
333
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:13,196
Hey, yo, look, you better give
my man back his money or else..
334
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,223
Or else? Or else what?
335
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,230
Or else I'll go sprewells
336
00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:16,376
on your behind, that's what.
337
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,100
Shawn, stop!
Shawn, stop!
338
00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,173
Brother, stop it!
339
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,330
What's wrong with you, man?
340
00:14:20,366 --> 00:14:22,376
Don't you know
the man is tryin' to get
that
341
00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:25,830
reaction outta you, man?
342
00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:27,366
Don't go there with him,
brother, you're beyond
that.
343
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,280
We gonna fight the man
344
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:32,116
like he would fight us.
345
00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:34,230
We're takin' you
to court, dude!
346
00:14:34,266 --> 00:14:36,156
Yeah, court!
347
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,660
C-O-R-T. "Cort!"
348
00:14:39,100 --> 00:14:41,220
Uh, U-T.
349
00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:43,660
Well, just go right ahead.
350
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:44,330
The only way you're gonna
get out of this lease is
351
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:45,376
if I let you out.
352
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,320
And that's not gonna happen.
353
00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,380
Now get out of here
before I raise your rent.
354
00:14:53,830 --> 00:14:54,300
[shouts]
355
00:14:57,166 --> 00:15:00,826
[hip-hop music]
356
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,280
Hey, Shawn.
357
00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:07,176
I hope this works, yo.
358
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:09,316
I'm tellin' you,
we ready to call legal
aid
359
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,300
and the house don't know
it ain't got shot down.
360
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:12,323
- Yo.
- What?
361
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,830
Trust me, kid yo.
362
00:15:14,116 --> 00:15:16,296
We gonna make so much
noise playin' this music
363
00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,133
they gonna have no other choice
but to throw us out.
364
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,266
[indistinct greeting]
365
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:23,000
Yeah, wassup?
Hey, it's all love,
Brockley.
366
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,380
[indistinct chatter]
367
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,100
Hey, yo, thanks for lettin' us
rehearse up in your spot.
368
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:29,163
Hey, yo, it's all love,
love,
baby boy.
369
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,150
Hey, you know how it is, right?
370
00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:32,123
Hey, but, uh,
let me tell you
somethin'.
371
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:33,380
You cool,
I won't charge your
man.
372
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:38,333
- What's up?
- Hi, what's up, Christmas
tree?
373
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:41,376
Hey, you. Hey, yo, Dahru!
Do your thing, baby.
374
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,130
Do your thing.
375
00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,366
[scatting]
376
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,370
[both grunting]
377
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,200
How do you like that?
378
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,350
Whoa, whoa.
379
00:16:04,383 --> 00:16:07,183
[knock on door]
380
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:10,326
- Ee, hello.
- Are you two having a party?
381
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:12,326
Yep.
382
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,120
You know what time it is?
383
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,300
Yup!
384
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,323
How long do you plan
on keeping this up?
385
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,200
All night long, boy.
386
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:22,203
Good.
387
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,350
Hey, hey, hey.
You wanna come in?
388
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:36,153
- I don't mind--
- Peace out!
389
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:38,833
Hey, Shawn, I can't
even get kicked out
390
00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:39,346
of this apartment right.
391
00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:42,333
Wish I was rich
like that guy Ron
Woo.
392
00:16:42,366 --> 00:16:44,346
Then I'd just buy the
building
and let myself off
393
00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:47,003
this stupid lease.
394
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:50,170
That's a very good idea,
Grasshopper.
395
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,180
Ha ha ha ha.
396
00:16:51,216 --> 00:16:52,246
[speaking in foreign language]
397
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,323
Hello.
May I help
you?
398
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:09,100
Want to buy building in midtown.
399
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:13,223
[chuckles]
Dad, there's-there's
a-agentleman
400
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,170
who would like tobuy--
401
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,830
Buy building in midtown!
402
00:17:18,116 --> 00:17:19,126
- Midtown!
- Midtown, yes.
403
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,246
Yes, I'm, uh, Mr. Ennis,
and you are?
404
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:25,173
Hi. Bin Waa.
405
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,830
Want to buy
building
in midtown.
406
00:17:27,116 --> 00:17:29,326
- Have you seen the building?
- Ha.
407
00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:33,156
Beautiful building
for brand new
business.
408
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,250
Got lot of Benjamin.
409
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:37,383
Dinero.
410
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,320
"You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?"
411
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,320
-Moolah!
- Moola?
412
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:46,380
Like Cuba Gooding
said,
"Show me the money!"
413
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,130
Yes, yes, a-ha.
414
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,276
But one thing.
415
00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:53,146
I want to find building
with no tenant inside.
416
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:55,123
Tenants too many problem.
417
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:57,500
They cause too much problem.
418
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,500
Especially
brothers.
Flat tire?
419
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,370
Lazy. Brother no pay me.
420
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,270
Like to stay home all day.
421
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,660
Drink
Kool-Aid.
Red kind.
422
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,350
And watch Jerry Springer.
423
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,500
Just out of curiosity,
what do you plan to do
424
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:12,130
with the building?
425
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:15,216
Ah, want to buy big,
big
shopping complex.
426
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,230
Bigger than Godzilla!
427
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,326
Well, there'd be
no problem at all.
428
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,316
I'm going to buy the tenants
out of their leases.
429
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:26,180
Now, how much "Money
Benjamins"
are we talking?
430
00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:28,996
Oh, lot of Benjamin, baby.
431
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:32,160
Whatcha gonna do?
Be vola, shakola.
432
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,350
[laughing]
Trippin' in the fence,
farmer.
433
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,176
(Marlon)
'So, Blackie Chan, did it
work?'
434
00:18:38,216 --> 00:18:39,216
Probably.
435
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,330
All I know is two Chinese girl
436
00:18:40,366 --> 00:18:43,146
gave me their number.
They thought I was Prince.
437
00:18:43,183 --> 00:18:45,003
Ooh!
438
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,130
Let me see that money, yo.
439
00:18:49,166 --> 00:18:51,246
Yeah, check this out, baby boy.
440
00:18:51,283 --> 00:18:54,833
- 'Bam!'
- 'Oh, man, son.'
441
00:18:54,116 --> 00:18:56,216
- This looks like real money.
- You like?
442
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,330
[knock on door]
443
00:18:57,366 --> 00:19:00,216
- Who is it?
- 'Mr. Ennis.'
444
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,500
- Shawn, you gotta hide.
- Where am I gonna hide?
445
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:03,120
- Go in my bathroom.
- Get out of here.
446
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,130
There's a rat in there.
447
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,126
Man, do karate on it.
448
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:10,170
Ka-chow!
449
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,330
- Hey.
- Yes.
450
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:14,120
Good evening, Mr. Williams.
451
00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:15,380
I'm sorry to have
dropped by so, uh, late.
452
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,250
- May I come in for just
one--
- Okay.
453
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,383
It's alright,
I was thinking about
454
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,170
what you
and your brother said
yesterday
455
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,150
and you know the two of you
are absolutely correct.
456
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:24,283
No one should have
to live like this.
457
00:19:24,316 --> 00:19:26,196
So that's why I've decided
to tear up the lease
458
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,373
and forget
about the whole thing.
459
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,330
[screaming]
460
00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:30,150
- Really?
- What was that noise?
461
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:31,173
Um, that-that's my, uh
462
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,230
that's my girlfriend.
463
00:19:32,266 --> 00:19:33,996
She's a little backed up.
464
00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,250
She used to swallow gum
when she was little.
465
00:19:35,283 --> 00:19:37,233
And eat lots of cheese.
466
00:19:37,266 --> 00:19:39,166
Yes, well, w-what do you say?
467
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,280
- I'll tear up the lease.
- Uh, sure.
468
00:19:41,316 --> 00:19:42,346
[screaming]
469
00:19:44,133 --> 00:19:46,173
Oh, ho ho, mister.
470
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,100
Oh, Mr. Ennis.
471
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:50,353
I like, I like Chinese girls.
472
00:19:50,383 --> 00:19:53,373
Uh, I was just checking out
my new property.
473
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,830
Yes, well, you can cut the act
now, Ben Waa.
474
00:19:56,116 --> 00:19:57,346
Whatever your name is.
You couldn't fool me.
475
00:19:57,383 --> 00:20:00,303
You think I couldn't see past
that fake Chinese accent
476
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,103
and that bad make-up.
477
00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,283
If you knew I was
fakin',
then how come
478
00:20:04,316 --> 00:20:06,156
you're still
tearin' up the
lease?
479
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,830
Because I found
myself
a real buyer.
480
00:20:08,116 --> 00:20:11,156
Now, here is your money.
481
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,160
Now, you, and that bad actor
482
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:14,380
get out of my apartment.
483
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,370
I'm gonna show the real owner
this new place.
484
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,330
Come on in.
485
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,320
Sheik.
486
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,380
It is pronounced "shake."
487
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,230
My name is Sheikh Your Booty.
488
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:33,183
If you don't mind, I'd like to
inspect my property in private.
489
00:20:33,216 --> 00:20:35,376
- Thank you, kindly.
- As you wish, Your Highness.
490
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,830
Now, hurry up,
and get that couch out of
here.
491
00:20:39,116 --> 00:20:41,656
Pop, how'd you know
we's in trouble?
492
00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:43,320
[incoherent speech]
493
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:46,330
Look, stop with the dumb
accent,
"Saddami Hussain."
494
00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,333
That boy J-Nub,
who's-who's
got that crazy hair..
495
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:52,266
...look like a bushel
basket
full of rutabaga stems..
496
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,130
...told me you
tryin'
to be evicted..
497
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,656
...so I figure I'd come
around
and give you a hand.
498
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,200
Good lookin' out, pop.
499
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,333
You ain't disappointed, are you?
500
00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:00,096
No, Marlon, you're
trying
to do your best
501
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,333
and that's good enough for me.
502
00:21:01,366 --> 00:21:04,656
So I'm not half as
disappointed
as Mr. Ennis' gonna be
503
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,250
when he finds out
that I don't have any money.
504
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,220
Hey, Marlon, I'm kinda glad you
didn't get the apartment anyway.
505
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:14,280
I mean...it wouldn't
be the same without
you.
506
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,096
- Ha, thanks, man.
- Hy!
507
00:21:18,330 --> 00:21:19,370
What're you like, MSG?
508
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,120
I'm glad you boys
are back together.
509
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:23,120
- That's--
- Glad you're back together.
510
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,660
I don't have to memorize
a new phone number.
511
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:27,270
[chuckles]
512
00:21:27,300 --> 00:21:29,330
Alright, let's not..
513
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,250
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
514
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:32,273
What?
515
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,230
Did you boys forget something?
516
00:21:36,266 --> 00:21:38,656
Uh..
517
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:41,350
Here, pop,
and that's with interest.
518
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,283
Hey, hey, hey, pop, you
wanna
see Marlon's new puppy?
519
00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:46,296
Uh, Marlon got a new
puppy.
It's in the bathroom.
520
00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:48,833
- Puppy?
- You wanna check it out?
521
00:21:48,116 --> 00:21:50,296
- Yes, a Rat-weiler.
- A Rat-weiler!
522
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:51,383
Go ahead. Go right ahead.
523
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,280
- His name is Ben, pops.
- Ben?
524
00:21:53,316 --> 00:21:56,166
- Ben. Come on, Ben.
- See behind the door.
525
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,660
[screaming]
526
00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:03,276
- Ben. Come on, Ben.
- See behind the door.
527
00:22:03,316 --> 00:22:05,126
[screaming]
528
00:22:05,166 --> 00:22:06,316
'Get me out of here.'
529
00:22:25,316 --> 00:22:28,096
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say"Cheese."
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