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[laughing]
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Hey, man, what you
got there, a gat?
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Come here,
my virgin little brother.
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The time has come
for you to learn that the key
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to understandin' women
is not to focus so much
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on the physical,
but to stimulate..
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...the mental.
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I guess,
what's-what's-what's all
this?
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Ha ha ha.
Aside, aside, grasshopper.
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There are three main
ingredients
to titillate a women's senses.
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Mm-hmm.
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For the ears,
a Barry White tape.
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Well, why not a CD?
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'Cause his voice is so deep,
he make the CD skip.
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Oh.
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For the nose
we have scented candles.
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Black love.
I like it,
brother.
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Oh, yeah, brother.
Oh, yeah, brother.
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And for the taste,voila.
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A very expensive bottle of wine.
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Oh, see now I can't
afford that. Mm-mm.
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She better be happy
with a 40 ounce and a paper
bag.
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No, I just said the bottle.
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See, you could fill
it with ripple if you want.
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That's good.
So what you got for
touch?
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For touch, I got
a little something special.
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Alright! Like this.
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Go on. Try it.
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite. That is..'
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Gimme some of that.
- Hey!
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I'm glad you find it funny.
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You're two hours late again.
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You're fired.
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Ha-ha. Laugh at that.
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Aw, that's so cute.
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Look at the fatty little babe.
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Look at the fatty little baby.
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You fatty little babe.
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[mumbling]
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Yo, this time I'm not playin'.
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Oh, no. I'm not playin'.
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You gonna have to go back
to breastfeeding
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'cause you can't afford milk.
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That's right, little baby
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'cause you ain't
gonna have no jobby-wobby.
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Yeah, little jobby-wobby.
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Come on, G, you can't fire me.
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You gotta give me at least
two weeks notice, Shawn.
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Yeah, you know what,
you're right, I'm-I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I'm right.
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You know what,
take a two week vacation.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Hey, with no pay.
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And then when you
come back, you're fired.
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Oh, come on, Shawn, you can't
fire me, man, we're brothers.
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We came out
the same place, remember?
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Boop!
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Look, I'll help you find
a job in the wanted ads, okay?
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Check it out.
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Crash test dummy.
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Oh, here's another one.
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The pussy cat theater
is lookin' for a new towel
boy.
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Been there, done that.
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Stop being so cold.
Why don't you just forgive
him?
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If he can't count on family,
who can he count on?
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Yeah! You know what, pop?
Forget him anyway.
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Shoot, I'd rather work for you.
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Fool, you ain't workin' for me.
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Come on, man, you look.
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Brothers don't
fire brothers, man.
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We gotta stick
together as a people.
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Look, you better give
me back my damn job or else.
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Or else, what?
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Or else, I'm gonna
find another one.
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I'll just be a proctologist.
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Whole lot of
openings
for that one.
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Hey, pop, is that Uncle Nate
getting out of that taxi?
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What the hell is he doin' here?
He is supposed to be in Florida.
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Hey! What you know good,
big brother.
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Wassup, Uncle Nate?
What's happening?
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Hey, pop it, baby.
Oh, man.
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- Wassup, man?
- How's my favorite nephew?
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- How you doin', baby?
- Yeah.
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What's it been?
Four-five years, brah?
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Man, you ain't changed a bit.
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Neither did them clothes.
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Aye, what happened
to 'em big platform
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shoes with the goldfish in 'em?
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Man, them bad boys sprung
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a leak and the fish died.
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- But I'm still sharp.
- Oh, yeah.
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But give me
the spin, come on, yeah!
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(Shawn)
'Uncle Nate, what brings
you back to New York?'
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Warrants.
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You know me,
I'm just
kiddin'.
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I'll tell you why he's back.
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He wanna borrow some money.
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No, no, no, there you go again.
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I didn't come here
to borrow no money
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I just came here to prove
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to you that I can be a success.
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And it's only
gonna
cost you $3000.
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You see, you see.
You haven't changed.
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You only see him when
he wanna borrow something.
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- And you never get it back.
- Oh, come on, man.
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This time I got an idea that's
gonna make up for everything.
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I wanna buy a truck
and start a delivery
business.
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Come on, man,
Please, man, I need
this.
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Come on, pop.
I believe him, man.
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Look, he-he
gettin' all misty-eyed.
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(Marlon)
That's it, babe, let it
out.
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Come on, pop,
look at the little face.
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'Look at it, pop,
come on, what do you say?'
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I say, forget it.
I'm saving for a pizza oven.
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Fine, fine, that's just
fine.
You just wait and see.
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I'm gonna make it with or
without the help of my
family.
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Well, make it without.
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- Thanks for tryin', guys.
- Oh, you got it, baby.
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I guess I'll go on
over to the YMCA.
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Man, I can't believe
pop
did that to him.
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Yeah, to his own baby brother.
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You're still fired, Marlon.
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Hey, it was worth a shot,
hold on.
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Hey, Uncle Nate.
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Hey, Uncle Nate, sorry
about Pops, man, he's
trippin'.
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Man, I'm 48 and he still
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treat me like I'm 41.
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Well, you can still
prove yourself to him.
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I mean, you can earn
the money yourself.
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Well, Uncle Nate,
shoot, you can
always
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go down to the fertility
bank
and make a deposit.
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Shoot, that's how
I got these
Jordans.
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I'm thinkin' 'bout
gettin' me a BMW next week.
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So you think you guys
could let me borrow $3000?
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Man, what you smokin'?
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I ain't got three cent.
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Somebody just fired me.
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Well, don't worry,
Uncle Nate, I got an idea.
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Check this out.
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(Shawn)
'Alright, kid, so you
straight with the plan?'
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Yes, I'm straight with the
plan
for the thousandth time.
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We're gonna fake a fight,
then we're gonna make up
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to show pop how brothers
supposed really get along,
okay.
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- Pretty good, stupid.
- Thank you.
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Okay.
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Hey, is that my shirt?
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Yeah, you never wear it.
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Boy, you better
take my shirt off.
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- No, man.
- 'Take my shirt off.'
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- It's cold in here--
- Take my shirt off.
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- No!
- Hey, hey.
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No! No! No!
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Aye!
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[knocking on door]
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- Oh, okay, that's pop.
- Alright.
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Alright, remember.
Now we like each other.
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- Okay.
- We like each other.
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We're fine.
Okay, we're cool.
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- Okay. We're cool.
- We're cool.
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- Alright.
- Alright.
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- Are you alright, man?
- I see--
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- Messy, messy, messy.
- Thanks for inviting me
over.
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I would have brought your mama,
but she's havin' her back waxed
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and you know
how long that takes.
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Yeah.
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Pop, yeah, we just
invited you over
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'cause we cooked you
your favorite meal.
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- Ow!
- And, uh.. Ooh!
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(Shawn)
'Marlon's gonna
serve it to you.'
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Why I gotta serve it?
Look, I fried the
baloney.
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Well, I popped
the middle one, it bubbled.
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Okay, and stirred the Kool-Aid.
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Fried baloney and Kool-Aid.
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Just stand back.
I get it myself.
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No, no! Pop, pop, pop!
You're a guest.
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Let Marlon's lazy,
no job-havin' behind get it.
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Oh, that's low, man, why y'all
call me lazy and no job-havin'?
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You know I'm broke, man.
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That hurts my feelin',
no, I'm, we ain't cool,
man.
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Hey. Hey.
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Oh, oh!
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Man, why you
treating me so
bad..
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...brother?
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Oh, I'm so sorry
for that, Marlon.
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I would never
mistreat my family blood
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ever, ever, ever again.
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Something just came over me
like the chills.
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You can have
your job back, brother.
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Oh, Lord...have mercy.
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You gonna bless me
with a angel of
employment.
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Thank you, brother.
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You are the best brother
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any brother could ever have.
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Will you two stop it?
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I've seen better acting
on "Homeboys From Outer Space."
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00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:09,100
Whatever do you mean, pop?
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I know what you
boys are tryin' to do.
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And I must admit I've been
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kinda harsh on your uncle.
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Well, good, so that means
you gonna lend him the money?
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Yes, I am gonna
lend him the money.
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- Good lookin' out, pop.
- That's a good man, pop.
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- Word up.
- Represent.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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I've been thinking
about it myself.
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Maybe he'll come
through this time.
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And I can get my pizza oven
next year.
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Oh! That's a good man, pop.
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- You did alright, man.
- That's how you represent.
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Let me go find Nate,
and I'll tell him.
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I'll see you boys.
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Oh, pop, you don't want this?
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Nah.
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[Pops singing]
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Alright, pop.
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♪ I ain't got no job ♪
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♪ I ain't got no food ♪
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♪ Give me 25 cent ♪
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00:10:01,133 --> 00:10:03,503
♪ And I'll dance for you nude ♪
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♪ Oh blues ♪
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♪ I got my brother
some other blue ♪
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♪ Ah ♪♪
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Say, girl.
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And I work real hard too.
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- Dee?
- Yeah?
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As a tenant of this building,
I demand you do somethin'
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about Tracy Chaplips over here.
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♪ Tried to talk
to a girl she was a witch ♪
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♪ I'm glad she left ♪
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♪ 'Cause her weed
made me itch ♪♪
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♪ Oh.. ♪♪
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Sorry, Marlon, but we can't
have no panhandling.
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Oh, I wasn't panhandlin',
I was beggin'.
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(Dee)
'Oh, alright.'
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(Shawn)
'Hey, pop.'
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Hey, thanks again
for hookin' Uncle Nate up,
man.
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- You represent it.
- Thank you, son.
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Yeah, I heard what you did
for your brother.
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00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:52,173
I think it's wonderful.
247
00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,150
Well, thanks,
the only problem is
248
00:10:54,183 --> 00:10:56,003
he's four hours late.
249
00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:59,330
Did he say he wanted money
for a truck, or the track?
250
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,370
Oh, Pops, don't go there now.
You have to have faith.
251
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,830
I have to tell
about the time he sold
252
00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:04,346
a pit-bull to a blind man
253
00:11:04,383 --> 00:11:06,123
for a seein' eye dog.
254
00:11:06,150 --> 00:11:08,000
The other man's blind
with no feet.
255
00:11:10,330 --> 00:11:12,160
[horn blaring]
256
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,220
Hey, hey, y'all,
look what I've got.
257
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:18,320
- Go on, check it out, bro.
- See, pop.
258
00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:20,330
I told you not to worry.
259
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,230
I don't believe this.
260
00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:27,096
He bought a lunch wagon.
261
00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:28,223
Oh, man, Uncle Nate,
I didn't know
262
00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:29,370
you was buyin' a catering truck.
263
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,280
Me neither, but when I
got down to that auto auction
264
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,176
nobody was biddin'
on that little honey.
265
00:11:34,216 --> 00:11:36,266
So I picked it up for a song.
266
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:39,660
It better be the big payback.
267
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:41,170
Hey, I'll pay you back
faster than Mark
Fuhrman
268
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,280
can run through hollow.
269
00:11:44,216 --> 00:11:47,996
My little naive brother,
you just ignit.
270
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,120
Ignit!
271
00:11:51,216 --> 00:11:53,166
Runnin' a restaurant
is like a science.
272
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,330
Lot of things you have to learn.
273
00:11:55,660 --> 00:11:58,130
How to turn
the customers' leftovers..
274
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:01,226
...into chili?
275
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:04,996
I thought that chili
tasted familiar.
276
00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:06,320
Hey, you know, I know
277
00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,280
I got a lot to learn about food.
278
00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:11,376
But I got a feelin'
about thisbusiness.
279
00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,180
Ha ha. And you better
be lookin' over your
shoulder.
280
00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:16,116
'Cause I just
might be gainin' on you.
281
00:12:16,150 --> 00:12:17,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
just make sure that
check
282
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:18,370
is dated first of the month.
283
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,120
You got it. I'll see you later.
284
00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,180
I'm gonna get started right now.
285
00:12:21,216 --> 00:12:22,326
- 'Alright, peace, man.'
- Alright, man.'
286
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:25,116
See, pop. Don't you
feel better about yourself?
287
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,380
I'd feel better
when that check is the
bank
288
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:28,380
and he's on the other
side
of town.
289
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,350
Yeah, let me get
ready for the lunch
rush.
290
00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,380
[horn blaring]
291
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,326
Hey, uh, Pops.
292
00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:42,266
I don't think you gonna have
to worry about that lunch
crowd.
293
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,170
- Check it out.
- I don't believe this.
294
00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,170
He parked that wagon directly
across the street from me.
295
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,180
He's tryin'
to steal my customers.
296
00:12:48,216 --> 00:12:50,116
Oh, now relax.
Come on, pop. Relax.
297
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:51,380
- Relax!
- Come on, relax.
298
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,280
This is war.
Dan-dan-dan-dan-dan.
299
00:12:53,316 --> 00:12:55,366
I don't believe this.
Dan-dan-dan-dan-dan.
300
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,160
I got his dan-dan-dan-dan-dan.
301
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,253
[instrumental music]
302
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:04,330
I can't believe this.
303
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:07,196
The truck that I bought
is takin' away my customers.
304
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:09,663
Well, I'm sure
there's a perfectly
305
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,830
good reason for that.
306
00:13:11,116 --> 00:13:15,326
Yeah, I mean, like, you
did go up on your prices
now.
307
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,280
- That's not why.
- Mm.
308
00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:19,176
My brother's
a backstabbin' snake.
309
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:21,126
Hi, peoples.
310
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:24,156
Hey, pop. Can I borrow some
sugar and some, uh, mustard?
311
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,100
Yeah. Go ahead.
Get all you want.
312
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:26,203
Good lookin' out, baby.
313
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:27,253
What do you want 'em for?
314
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:29,153
I got a job at Uncle Nate.
315
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:32,133
That's right, I got me a G-O-B.
316
00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:36,003
You need a G-E-D.
317
00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:37,120
Look, I'm the new vice president
318
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,120
in charge of...condiments.
319
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,350
- Put that down.
- 'What?'
320
00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:42,233
Are you out of your mind?
321
00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:44,096
Hey, Marlon,
Marlon, come on, man.
322
00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:46,103
What? Didn't you get the sugar?
323
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,123
Oh, a school bus just broke
down in front of the truck
324
00:13:48,150 --> 00:13:51,150
and kids are jumpin'
up
for sweets.
325
00:13:51,183 --> 00:13:54,123
There is the serpent himself.
326
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:56,180
What possessed you
to park that stinkin'
327
00:13:56,216 --> 00:13:59,266
damn roach coach
in front of my damn diner.
328
00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,660
'Cause I wanted to show you
what a success I could be.
329
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,370
- Well, show me across town.
- Why?
330
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,100
I got a prime location
across the street.
331
00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,353
What's a little competition
amongst businessmen?
332
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,366
Did I mention..
333
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,230
...that everything's a dollar
cheaper across at my place.
334
00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:17,096
A dollar cheaper?
335
00:14:17,133 --> 00:14:20,833
Oh,suki, suki
336
00:14:20,383 --> 00:14:22,133
Ooh-hoo-hoo!
337
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,246
Oh, that's beautiful.
338
00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:27,133
First you get my brain
dead son to steal from me.
339
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,166
Then you chase
my only customer outta here.
340
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,300
Get outta my diner!
341
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,223
- So can we borrow the stuff?
- No!
342
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:34,120
Why not?
Ain't like you
usin' it.
343
00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,370
Ain't like you
got
any customers.
344
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,170
- What are you doin'?
- Alright, alright,
alright.
345
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,350
Marlon, I can't believe you.
346
00:14:40,383 --> 00:14:42,373
You tryin' to put your own
father outta business.
347
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,660
Well, maybe, I wouldn't have..
348
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:45,180
...if you ain't fire me.
349
00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:47,196
Shoot, besides
350
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,123
Uncle Nate
is a much better boss.
351
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,350
Ain't that right? He even
lets me read the magazines.
352
00:14:51,383 --> 00:14:54,503
- What magazines?
- Well, didn't you see?
353
00:14:54,830 --> 00:14:55,370
Marlon talked me
into puttin' a
newsstand
354
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,830
in front of the truck.
355
00:14:57,116 --> 00:14:59,316
Now we're making money
hand over fist.
356
00:14:59,350 --> 00:15:02,330
Now I'm about to make
foot over ass.
357
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,280
Run, Uncle Nate. Run! Run!
358
00:15:04,316 --> 00:15:06,326
- Go long!
- Hey!
359
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,320
Go! Go! Go!
360
00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:12,996
I can't believe that, Pops.
361
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,270
First they try to ruin
your business and now
362
00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,380
they're tryin' to take mine.
363
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,250
That's it,
I know a couple of guys
364
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,303
who'll take care of them
and that wagon for $50.
365
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,100
No, pop.
366
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:24,223
I know a better way.
367
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,500
'Let's go undercover.'
368
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:27,150
We're gonna beat them
at their own game.
369
00:15:27,183 --> 00:15:29,183
[instrumental music]
370
00:15:31,266 --> 00:15:33,176
How do you do, cutie pie?
371
00:15:33,216 --> 00:15:36,496
Mm. What's up, brown sugar?
372
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:39,170
Hey, Pop, he really
does cook better than
you.
373
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,100
Not better, just different.
374
00:15:41,133 --> 00:15:43,173
Yeah, well,
only difference is, it's
better.
375
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:46,233
What is he doing that I'm not?
376
00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:47,326
Taste it.
377
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:52,100
(both)
Real meat.
378
00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:53,283
That sneaky rat!
379
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,226
Oh, here they come.
Hide your face. Hide you
face.
380
00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:02,160
How's everything, gentlemen?
381
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,300
Well, mighty fine.
382
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:05,383
But it's not as good as the guy
383
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,160
across the street over yonder.
384
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,350
Marlon, if I didn't
know any better
385
00:16:09,383 --> 00:16:12,833
I'd swear these two were spies.
386
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,170
(Marlon)
'Ah-ha!'
387
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,830
Industrial espio-manage-toi.
388
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:22,146
Just as I suspected.
389
00:16:22,183 --> 00:16:23,273
I think they're tryin' to steal
390
00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:25,220
your recipe
for pickled pig
feet.
391
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:28,830
No. I think they're over here
lookin' for a job.
392
00:16:28,116 --> 00:16:29,316
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
393
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:31,350
I want my money
and I want it now.
394
00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:33,253
Yeah or else we
take
the truck back.
395
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:34,273
Well..
396
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,130
...I was gonna pay you tonight
397
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,266
but since
you're over here early..
398
00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:41,163
...bam!
399
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,220
- Ha...ha...ha..
- Here's your $3000.
400
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,160
Plus interest.
401
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,160
Lick on it, lick on it,
pop. Lick on it, lick on
it.
402
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,660
Count that, count that money.
403
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,100
Lick it again.
404
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,173
How dare you pay me
this money back?
405
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,370
You ain't
gettin' away that easy.
406
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,130
I'm gonna...I'm gonna..
407
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:56,246
(Nate)
You're gonna what?
408
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,163
I'm gonna get my sugar
and my hot sauce back.
409
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:00,220
Oh, no, you ain't. No you won't!
410
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,100
- Where is my hot sauce?
- Yo, yo! Get outta my
kitchen!
411
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:05,103
[shouting]
412
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,180
[shouting continues]
413
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:24,170
[shouting continues]
414
00:17:28,233 --> 00:17:30,383
[horn blaring]
415
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,320
(Pops)
Hey, wait. We're moving!
416
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:34,160
[Marlon screaming]
417
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,500
Ah!
418
00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,500
[crashing]
419
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,180
- Help, Dee!
- Help, please.
420
00:17:55,216 --> 00:17:57,376
Lord, I will never
421
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,320
steal again.
422
00:17:59,350 --> 00:18:01,350
[instrumental music]
423
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:09,300
Come on, you guys.
Let's cheer up.
424
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:12,133
You all should be grateful
we're alive.
425
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,366
- Come on.
- Yeah.
426
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,830
Thank God the tires wedged
up against pop's meatloaf.
427
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:18,126
Or else we would have taken
out at the whole lobby.
428
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:21,656
Look at this
place.
Look at my diner!
429
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,330
I don't think I'll ever
get it back together
again.
430
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,150
Hey, bro, take it easy.
431
00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:28,663
My insurance company said
they gonna pay for everything.
432
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:30,120
- 'Ooh!'
- In-insurance?
433
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,830
- 'Yeah.'
- Ah! Oh, God!
434
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:34,176
Oh, my neck!
435
00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:36,826
Ah! Oh, my neck!
436
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,176
I got whiplash.
437
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,296
Ah, I'm suin'
for work man's comp
disability.
438
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,333
I'm havin' a seizure!
439
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:43,656
[indistinct chatter]
440
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,200
Come on, Marlon.
441
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:47,103
I can't believe,
you got insurance,
Nate.
442
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,153
That's probably
the brightest
thing
443
00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:49,273
you've ever done in your life.
444
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,160
Shoot, the only
reason I got insurance
445
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,350
so I can do everything
the way you do it.
446
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,233
I don't have no insurance.
447
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:58,266
They took it away
after the last mysterious
fire.
448
00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,220
That was no mysterious fire.
449
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,270
I remember all the rags
450
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,350
and the gasoline
you had around--
451
00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:05,503
Shh! Shh! Shh!
452
00:19:07,183 --> 00:19:10,203
Now see, pop. Uncle Nate
was just trying to be like
you.
453
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:11,303
Yeah, don't you get it?
454
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,283
You always gave me money
455
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,216
but you never believed in me.
456
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:18,220
All I wanted was for you
to keep the faith.
457
00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:22,500
Well, I must admit
you gave me a run for my money.
458
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,100
See, pop. Come on, man.
459
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:25,353
You can forgive
your little
brother.
460
00:19:25,383 --> 00:19:29,103
Look at that face.
461
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,103
Yeah, but the-the good news is..
462
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,333
...there's enough
insurance money left
463
00:19:32,366 --> 00:19:35,176
for you to get that pizza oven.
464
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,216
What're you tryin' to say?
You gonna buy me a pizza oven?
465
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,230
The least I could do
for my big brother.
466
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:43,246
See, I guess, it ain't so
bad
that the truck got totaled.
467
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,273
And these powdered
donuts are pretty good.
468
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,150
Powdered donuts?
469
00:19:48,183 --> 00:19:50,283
I never ordered
any powdered donuts.
470
00:19:50,316 --> 00:19:52,226
Oh, you-you're eatin' plaster.
471
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:58,116
Well, you better put plaster
on everything you serve.
472
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,230
These are good.
473
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,126
- Hey, big brother.
- Mm-hmm.
474
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,176
I'm sorry I messed up on you.
475
00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:05,116
And when I get that truck fixed
476
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:07,300
I'm takin' it down
to the Jersey Shore.
477
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,303
Well, don't you move too far.
478
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,163
Family gotta live
close
to each other.
479
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:14,100
But the other side
of Jersey will be
fine.
480
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,300
What? What?
481
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,173
[instrumental music]
482
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,330
That's so beautiful.
483
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,330
- Okay, alright, alright.
- Hold me.
484
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,000
Marlon, you can have
your job back.
485
00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:32,170
You can have your job back!
You can have your job back!
486
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,103
[instrumental music]
487
00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,280
[music continues]
488
00:21:04,333 --> 00:21:06,303
(Shawn)
'Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.'
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