Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,216 --> 00:00:04,496
[cat yowling]
2
00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,320
Uh, stupid cat!
3
00:00:10,350 --> 00:00:12,280
Man, that dumb cat
at it again?
4
00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,116
(Marlon)
'Yeah.'
5
00:00:14,150 --> 00:00:16,180
Eh, I didn't get
any tonight,
either.
6
00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:18,326
You don't see me cryin'?
7
00:00:19,350 --> 00:00:21,320
[yowling continues]
8
00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:23,300
- Shut up!
- Go away.
9
00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,180
Again. Aim to the left.
Aim to the left.
10
00:00:26,216 --> 00:00:28,166
Shut up!
11
00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,280
- To the left!
- Alright, alright,
alright.
12
00:00:30,316 --> 00:00:32,156
Shut up!
13
00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,130
[yowling continues]
14
00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,096
I got him! I got him!
15
00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:37,003
I got him! I got him!
16
00:00:37,330 --> 00:00:38,280
Was that my boot?
17
00:00:38,316 --> 00:00:40,246
I'm goin'.
I'm goin'.
18
00:00:41,183 --> 00:00:43,333
[theme song]
19
00:00:44,333 --> 00:00:46,123
♪ We're brothers ♪
20
00:00:46,150 --> 00:00:49,130
♪ We're happy and we're
singin'
and we're colored ♪
21
00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,130
♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
22
00:00:53,166 --> 00:00:54,276
(male #1)
'Alright. cut and print.'
23
00:00:54,316 --> 00:00:56,246
'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite. That is..'
24
00:00:56,283 --> 00:00:58,273
[hip hop music]
25
00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:04,253
♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
26
00:01:04,283 --> 00:01:07,103
♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
27
00:01:07,133 --> 00:01:09,183
♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
28
00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:12,156
♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
29
00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,150
♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
30
00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:16,323
♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
31
00:01:16,350 --> 00:01:19,330
♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
32
00:01:19,660 --> 00:01:20,100
♪ Relax yourself girl.. ♪♪
33
00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:25,660
[hip hop music]
34
00:01:25,100 --> 00:01:28,130
Step aside, sunny boy,
'cause today is my lucky day.
35
00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:30,346
What?
Negro, please.
36
00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:33,663
You know she wants me.
37
00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,300
I'm the cute one.
38
00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:37,833
- How do I look?
- Oh, you straight.
39
00:01:37,116 --> 00:01:38,216
- You fly, man.
- You sure?
40
00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:40,320
- Oh, man. You cute.
- Alright.
41
00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,170
(Shawn)
'Get that sly devil.'
42
00:01:43,266 --> 00:01:45,166
I'd like a copy
of "Forbes,"
please.
43
00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:48,170
Oh! Hey, how you doin',
Miss Wall Street?
44
00:01:49,216 --> 00:01:51,096
You know, from where
I'm standin'..
45
00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:53,123
...your stocks look like
they way up..
46
00:01:53,150 --> 00:01:56,100
...and mine
is on the rise.
47
00:01:56,133 --> 00:01:58,323
Well, first off,
wipe your mouth.
48
00:01:58,350 --> 00:02:00,320
And secondly,
keep it
closed.
49
00:02:01,383 --> 00:02:04,103
- My turn.
- Hey!
50
00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:06,373
Uh, thank you, girl.
Ha ha.
51
00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,270
It's been a pleasure
to serve you.
52
00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:12,330
Oh, thanks, Shawn.
You always brighten my
day.
53
00:02:12,660 --> 00:02:14,300
And I'm here to freakin' up
your nights.
54
00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:20,660
Exactly what's in
this non-dairy
creamer?
55
00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:25,500
Well, you got your, uh,
"sodium caseinates"
56
00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:28,170
and your "mono didisorides."
57
00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:33,303
And your "dispotasinitum
prostate."
58
00:02:35,233 --> 00:02:37,153
Oh, and, oh, shoot, girl,
just come on in here
59
00:02:37,183 --> 00:02:38,173
and get some milk.
60
00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,330
[ball bouncing]
61
00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,230
Hey, watch it!
This is hot
coffee.
62
00:02:42,266 --> 00:02:44,216
- Don't worry, I'm fine.
- I'm talkin' about me.
63
00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,170
I just had this uniform cleaned.
64
00:02:49,266 --> 00:02:50,326
If you wanna keep that tongue
65
00:02:50,366 --> 00:02:52,246
you better put it back
in your mouth.
66
00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:58,333
Hey, hey, eh, eh, baby bird.
67
00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:59,230
You shouldn't be
dribblin' that
ball.
68
00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:02,326
- You should pass it. Over
here!
- Let's see what you got.
69
00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,160
Come on, come on.
70
00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,500
Marlon! Hey!
Hey! Marlon!
71
00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,370
Hey!
72
00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,230
Cut it out!
Marlon, we got work to do!
73
00:03:11,266 --> 00:03:13,266
Watch this no-look pass.
74
00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,330
Now you see
what you did, stupid?
75
00:03:19,660 --> 00:03:20,270
I guess I should've
looked, huh?
76
00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,350
Clean up this mess, now!
Right now.
77
00:03:22,383 --> 00:03:24,503
Alright, alright.
78
00:03:26,830 --> 00:03:28,500
Come on!
Pass, over here!
79
00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:29,320
Whoo!
80
00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:32,330
What did I say? Stop.
Yo, hey, hey!
81
00:03:32,366 --> 00:03:34,196
No ball playin' in the lobby.
82
00:03:34,233 --> 00:03:36,163
- Oh, man!
- Oh, man!
83
00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,500
You wanna dribble the ball,
then you gotta take it
outside.
84
00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:40,160
Chill, old
man.
I'm goin'.
85
00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:42,100
I got your old man for you.
86
00:03:43,283 --> 00:03:44,333
Can you believe that?
87
00:03:44,366 --> 00:03:47,996
Danny Partridge called
me a old man.
88
00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:49,120
That's 'cause
you got that old..
89
00:03:49,150 --> 00:03:50,370
...granddaddy hair
comin' out your ears.
90
00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:53,500
What hair?
91
00:03:53,830 --> 00:03:55,000
[car horn blaring]
92
00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:56,380
The kid!
93
00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:58,270
[tires screeching]
94
00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:01,660
What happened, kid?
95
00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:03,500
Hit and run, man.
He's out cold. Call
911.
96
00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:04,330
Okay. No problem.
97
00:04:07,333 --> 00:04:10,503
- What's the number?
- 911!
98
00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:11,320
I got you!
99
00:04:13,366 --> 00:04:15,146
Hurry up!
He don't have a pulse.
100
00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:16,273
911?
101
00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,660
Get over here now!
102
00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,280
They're on their way!
103
00:04:21,316 --> 00:04:23,146
You didn't give them
our address, dummy.
104
00:04:23,183 --> 00:04:24,253
Oh, yeah!
105
00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,270
I got a pulse!
I got a pulse!
106
00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:30,130
Hey, Shawn,
what's the address here?
107
00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,226
Forget it. I'll call.
108
00:04:31,266 --> 00:04:32,376
The kid's okay.
I got him breathin'.
109
00:04:33,160 --> 00:04:34,170
You just sit by him
and cover him up.
110
00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,270
Alright, cool.
111
00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:39,130
Come on.
Come on, man. Wake up.
112
00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:41,196
I'll give you some candy.
113
00:04:41,233 --> 00:04:43,323
- Marlon, what's goin' on
here?
- He got hit by a car, pop.
114
00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:46,830
Oh, is he breathin'?
Okay, stand back y'all.
115
00:04:46,116 --> 00:04:47,376
'Stand back.
Give him some air.'
116
00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,200
Where's my ball?
117
00:04:49,233 --> 00:04:52,223
He's alive.
Oh, Lord, my baby's alive.
118
00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:56,230
Josh! Josh!
W-what happened?
119
00:04:56,266 --> 00:04:58,656
It was a hit-and-run, ma'am.
120
00:04:58,100 --> 00:04:59,200
But I think
he's gonna be okay.
121
00:04:59,233 --> 00:05:03,163
Josh, honey?
Honey, are you
alright?
122
00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:05,160
I think so.
123
00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:06,330
He saved my life.
124
00:05:06,366 --> 00:05:08,316
Oh, no, I didn't.
I really didn't do anything--
125
00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:11,230
Oh-h...don't be modest.
126
00:05:11,266 --> 00:05:14,246
Oh, I'm not.
127
00:05:14,283 --> 00:05:16,003
I heard the car honk
128
00:05:16,330 --> 00:05:19,150
then, when I woke up,
there was Marlon.
129
00:05:19,183 --> 00:05:21,173
Well, thank
God,
you were here.
130
00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:23,160
- I..
- Good work, son.
131
00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:25,120
This is my boy, here.
This is my boy, right here.
132
00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,330
Yeah, we better get him
to a doctor.
133
00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:28,276
I-i-it's okay.
Shawn's callin' 911.
134
00:05:28,316 --> 00:05:32,826
Josh, honey, you were supposed
to stay in the lobby.
135
00:05:32,116 --> 00:05:35,826
Now what made you go
outside in the
street?
136
00:05:35,116 --> 00:05:38,496
That big jerk made me
go outside!
137
00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,000
'It's all his fault!'
138
00:05:40,330 --> 00:05:41,320
(all)
'Oh, Shawn!'
139
00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:45,380
Oh, you heard me right,
Martha, it was Marlon.
140
00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,350
Yeah, the skinny goofy one.
141
00:05:48,383 --> 00:05:52,003
Well, I heard he ran
out in traffic
142
00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:54,150
to save the child.
143
00:05:54,183 --> 00:05:55,373
Well, of course,
I would've done it
144
00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,280
but I was in the diner.
145
00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:01,826
No, food is not
more important to me
146
00:06:01,116 --> 00:06:04,496
than saving someone's life.
147
00:06:04,830 --> 00:06:06,500
Why don't you
run into traffic
148
00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:07,230
and I'll prove it?
149
00:06:09,330 --> 00:06:11,300
Hey, hey, I heard about
what happened with the
kid.
150
00:06:11,333 --> 00:06:13,103
Oh, yeah, it was
a pretty close call.
151
00:06:13,133 --> 00:06:14,353
Now, are you the
brother
who saved him?
152
00:06:14,383 --> 00:06:16,123
Or the one who threw
him
out of the building?
153
00:06:16,150 --> 00:06:18,120
Uh, hey, it didn't quite
happen like that, see--
154
00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:20,250
Threw him out, huh?
Way to go!
155
00:06:22,150 --> 00:06:23,370
(female #1)
Marlon Williams!
156
00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,200
I just heard about you
saving that child's life.
157
00:06:26,233 --> 00:06:29,003
Boy, you may amount to
something yet.
158
00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:30,500
Really, big
chops,
it wasn't me.
159
00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:31,370
Tell your momma, hi!
160
00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,330
I guess now I can
stop calling her
161
00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:35,150
"That poor woman."
162
00:06:35,183 --> 00:06:37,833
[laughing]
163
00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:43,223
Yo, man,
can you believe
that?
164
00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:46,270
Even Mrs. Butterworth
thinks you're a hero.
165
00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,370
Did you hear about that guy
that saved that little boy?
166
00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,830
- Yeah, he's right over
there.
- Oh..
167
00:06:51,116 --> 00:06:53,266
Hi, is it true you
jumped over two cabs
168
00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,130
just to pull that
kid
out of the
street?
169
00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,296
- Eh, well, you know--
- 'No, no, no, no.'
170
00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,273
He's not the one.
Marlon's the hero.
171
00:06:58,300 --> 00:07:00,830
No, y'all got it
all wrong, see--
172
00:07:00,116 --> 00:07:03,246
The way I heard it,
you crawled under a bus.
173
00:07:03,283 --> 00:07:05,663
The doctors pronounced
the boy dead
174
00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:07,120
till he breathed life
back into him.
175
00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:09,250
Ooh, they are calling it..
176
00:07:09,283 --> 00:07:11,133
...a miracle.
177
00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:12,266
For the last time..
178
00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:16,120
- I am not a hero, okay.
- Aww.
179
00:07:17,366 --> 00:07:21,156
Hi, Shawn, I understand we have
a hero in the building.
180
00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:24,330
- Yeah, well..
- Ahem, that would be me.
181
00:07:24,660 --> 00:07:26,200
- You're the hero?
- Thanks for backing me up,
bro.
182
00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:29,303
- Appreciate it.
- Well, what a surprise!
183
00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,203
- Nice going.
- Alright.
184
00:07:31,233 --> 00:07:32,303
Hey, well, you call me
a little later
185
00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,003
for some mouth-to-mouth.
186
00:07:36,233 --> 00:07:37,353
Did you see that, Shawn?
187
00:07:37,383 --> 00:07:39,373
Did you see that?
She talked to me.
188
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,320
Who knew all I had to
do
was save a little kid's
life.
189
00:07:43,350 --> 00:07:46,500
I mean, not that I
saved
his life or anything.
190
00:07:46,830 --> 00:07:47,330
- You did that!
- Yeah.
191
00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:49,126
It don't matter,
as long as the kid is safe
192
00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:50,216
that's all that's important.
193
00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,160
- I'm goin' to lunch.
- Alright.
194
00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,280
Hey, Marlon, come on and get
your hero's lunch.
195
00:07:54,316 --> 00:07:56,216
A lot of people in here
wanna shake your hand.
196
00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,220
I can't, pop. It's Shawn's
lunch time right now.
197
00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:00,320
Oh, no, it's not.
Shawn, get back to work.
198
00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:03,120
Hey..
199
00:08:05,133 --> 00:08:06,333
Hey, yo, man,
Pop's just trippin',
look
200
00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:08,126
if you're hungry,
you go ahead and
eat.
201
00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,296
I'll just stay here
and watch the
restaurant.
202
00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:13,833
Marlon, come on,
you got fans waiting.
203
00:08:13,116 --> 00:08:15,146
Hey, hey, Sylvia.
You free for lunch?
204
00:08:15,183 --> 00:08:18,203
- As a matter of fact, I am.
- Bring it.
205
00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:22,253
Good Lord,
everybody is
talkin'
206
00:08:22,283 --> 00:08:24,173
about that
baby brother of
yours.
207
00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,000
People are saying that
he jumped in front of that
car
208
00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,830
to shield the child.
209
00:08:29,116 --> 00:08:30,226
Ha, ha, ha.
Yeah.
210
00:08:30,266 --> 00:08:32,376
Well...people are sayin'
a lot of things, Dee.
211
00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,160
But the truth is,
Marlon, helped
212
00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,150
but I was the one
that saved that little boy.
213
00:08:38,183 --> 00:08:40,353
Oh, Shawn.
214
00:08:40,383 --> 00:08:44,133
Trying to steal the
limelight
from your baby brother
215
00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:45,296
you should be ashamed.
216
00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:49,233
I lied, Dee. I was the one
that saved that little boy.
217
00:08:49,266 --> 00:08:52,176
Jealousy can be so ugly.
218
00:08:52,216 --> 00:08:55,126
Isn't it enough
that you have the
beauty
219
00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:57,326
the brains,
and the cute little
butt?
220
00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,170
Let the boy have his
day
in the sun.
221
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,180
You know what? Forget it!
I'm sorry, I even brought it
up.
222
00:09:04,216 --> 00:09:07,146
When I think about what could
have happened to that child
223
00:09:07,183 --> 00:09:09,183
I should have been here.
224
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:15,503
I am never leaving
this security desk again.
225
00:09:15,830 --> 00:09:16,320
Dee? Would you come on?
226
00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:18,200
We're about to cut
Marlon's cake.
227
00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:20,223
Oh...watch the lobby for me
228
00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,300
I'll be right back.
229
00:09:22,316 --> 00:09:25,296
[music continues]
230
00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:32,150
(Marlon)So I knew I had toact fast, right?
231
00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:35,323
I was moving...
without
thinking.
232
00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:38,330
I was fuelled by only
adrenaline and instinct.
233
00:09:38,366 --> 00:09:41,196
Plus a butterfinger.
234
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:44,103
And, then, then I see
him lying on the
ground
235
00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:47,003
and I grab him by his
little freckled face
236
00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:48,150
and I held him close to me
237
00:09:48,183 --> 00:09:49,373
and he opened his eyes
238
00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000
and he pouted
his little dry
lips.
239
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,100
Then he said, with his
little
funky breath, he said..
240
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,230
"You saved me."
241
00:09:57,266 --> 00:09:58,996
Oh..
242
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,326
"You..
243
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:03,203
...saved me."
244
00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,320
Okay, maybe he only
said that one time.
245
00:10:09,350 --> 00:10:11,270
- God bless your heart.
- 'Mm, yeah.'
246
00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:13,280
Oh, that is so touching.
247
00:10:13,316 --> 00:10:15,266
Hey, baby,
I'm glad I touched
you.
248
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,300
- Now it's your turn.
-Ooh.
249
00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,153
Okay, everybody,
I'm sorry to interrupt
250
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,253
but it's time for Superman to
get back to the "Daily
Planet."
251
00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:23,663
- Oh!
- Oh, come on.
252
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,350
If you wanna hear the rest,
meet me at the newsstand.
253
00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:26,253
- Oh!
- Oh.
254
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,150
You know, Shawn..
255
00:10:36,183 --> 00:10:38,223
...I never knew
Marlon had it in him.
256
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,130
Oh, yeah.
He's, um, full of
it.
257
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:43,226
I'm beginning to believe
the boy's got potential.
258
00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:46,316
He's growin' up.
Showin' what he's made of.
259
00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,120
- I'm really proud of him.
- Oh.
260
00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:50,230
Yeah, he's...
somethin',
alright.
261
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,266
Somethin'? He's a hero.
262
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,350
I never doubted one day
263
00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:57,183
that he would
do somethin' special.
264
00:10:57,216 --> 00:11:00,496
- Pops, I saved that kid.
- I knew it!
265
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,156
It just so happens
that Marlon was
there
266
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,220
when the kid came to.
267
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,000
You've been standin' by and
lettin' him get all the glory?
268
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:09,180
It don't matter.
It's no big deal.
269
00:11:09,216 --> 00:11:11,346
Let him have his
little 15 minutes of
fame.
270
00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:14,503
Even though it's more
like
two hours already.
271
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:15,170
Yeah, you're right, Shawn.
272
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,280
All of this will
blow over in no time.
273
00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,366
- I mean, really, no big
deal.
- 'Yeah.'
274
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,130
Pop, Shawn!
Come quick!
275
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,296
They're putting me on TV, yo.
276
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,333
Wow, I guess it's bigger
than we thought it was.
277
00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:28,656
Mr. Williams, Mr. Williams..
278
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:31,160
Oh, snap! You're the
dude
from Channel 10 News.
279
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,660
Wassup, man?
280
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,330
Ha, what's up?
How you been?
281
00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:36,096
Uh, oh, so, how long
282
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,373
have you been
proficient at CPR?
283
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,200
Uh, I'm not an accountant.
284
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,323
[all laughing]
285
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:44,250
- He is such a cut up.
- Yeah.
286
00:11:44,283 --> 00:11:46,333
Wassup, Juanita?
287
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:47,330
So tell us,
Mr. Williams.
288
00:11:47,366 --> 00:11:50,656
What do ya do when you're not
saving lives?
289
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,250
Oh, well, it takes
me
a long time
290
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:53,183
to get my hair like this.
291
00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,116
Uh, you are aware,
Mr. Williams
292
00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,150
that the mayor
is going to honor you
293
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,253
with a key to the city?
294
00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:01,123
- No.
-Word?
295
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,160
Hey, while the
mayor's
givin' stuff away
296
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,330
why don't he give me the
key
to the Chase Manhattan?
297
00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:06,200
[all laughing]
298
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,333
(Pops)
Marlon, Marlon.
299
00:12:07,366 --> 00:12:09,146
Look who's here,
look who's here!
300
00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:10,223
Hey, hey,
I want y'all to give
it up
301
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,320
for my brother, Shawn.
302
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,120
If it wasn't for
this man right here
303
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,330
none of this
would be happenin'.
304
00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:16,320
May I ask you
a few questions, Shawn?
305
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,280
- Sure.
- Aw, yeah, man. Sure.
306
00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:20,146
- Go ahead.
- Tell us.
307
00:12:20,183 --> 00:12:21,383
How does it feel
to be responsible
308
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,130
for sending a poor
defenseless child
309
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,496
out on the street
to be hit by a car?
310
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,350
- Yeah, how does it feel?
- What? Hey, yo.
311
00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:31,503
I know I'm supposed to be
an unbiased reporter.
312
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,660
But it's people like him
that make me sick.
313
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,380
- 'Yeah.'
- And now, back to you,
Sheila.
314
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,270
All this time I thought
you were the nice one.
315
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,330
- Oh, well, you know I'm bad.
- Shawn!
316
00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:42,146
Hey, hold on. Hey, Shawn!
317
00:12:42,183 --> 00:12:45,133
Shawn!
Shawn, wait up, man!
318
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,226
Hey, Pops,
should I go after
him?
319
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,496
- Yes!
- Over here, Marlon.
320
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,180
Okay, right after
these pictures.
Profile.
321
00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,266
Big hero pic.
322
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,280
[instrumental music]
323
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,126
(Marlon)
Ah, so here you
are.
324
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,320
Look, kid
325
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,130
I thought you'd
be
feelin' a little
down
326
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:04,996
so...I bought you
something
to cheer you up.
327
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,830
Marlon, this is
a picture of you.
328
00:13:09,116 --> 00:13:10,326
Yeah.
Go ahead, read
it.
329
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:13,216
I autographed and
everything.
Read it.
330
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,320
"To Shawn.
331
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:17,500
"You are the wind
beneath my wings.
332
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,380
Your hero, Marlon."
333
00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,003
Hey, what're you doin', man?
334
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,270
You're gonna smudge it.
335
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,250
Shawn, this is gonna be
a collector's item one
day.
336
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:29,153
Along with my Marlon Williams'
action figure
337
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,373
my Marlon Williams' lunch box
338
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,330
and my Marlon Williams'
underoos.
339
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:36,826
Marlon, there's this
little thing called reality
340
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,266
and you're not in it.
341
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:41,000
Let's go through this
step by step, aite,
Shawn?
342
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:43,280
I
with little Josh in my
jacket
343
00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:45,316
while you was on the
phone
yakkin' your mouth.
344
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:48,330
- I was callin' 911!
- Whatever.
345
00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:50,216
Now who's to say,
that, that, that
346
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,300
that the, that the
warmth
of that jacket
347
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,123
the sound of my sweet voice
348
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,300
and the offer
of that candy
bar
349
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,233
didn't bring that
little boy back,
huh?
350
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,376
[scoffs]
Hold on.
351
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,830
- Eh?
- Wait, hold, hold, hold.
352
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,126
You mean to tell me
353
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,496
that you think
that your candy bar..
354
00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:05,130
No, no, no, no, no, no.
355
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,096
Theoffer
356
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,103
brought that boy
out of a coma?
357
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,183
Shawn..
358
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:13,173
Kids love candy.
359
00:14:14,216 --> 00:14:16,096
It's a fact.
360
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,003
You're...stupid.
361
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:23,366
Aite, man.
Come real.
362
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,170
What's really goin' on?
363
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,500
[Marlon sighs]
364
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:28,230
Aite, kid.
365
00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:29,316
You wanna know
what's really goin'
on?
366
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,000
Yeah.
367
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,370
For the first time
in my life, Shawn
368
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,120
people are actually
lookin' up to me,
kid.
369
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,180
I mean..
370
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:40,196
And it feels good.
371
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,503
Even Pops is happy
for me, Shawn.
372
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:43,250
Yeah, but he,
he, he just--
373
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:46,503
Shawn, Pops ain't
been
proud of me since..
374
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:49,150
Damn.
375
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,100
Pops ain't ever
been proud of me.
376
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,273
Come on, man.
377
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,280
What about that time
when you, um..
378
00:14:57,316 --> 00:15:01,266
Well, you know,
when you came back..
379
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,130
Damn, I see what you mean.
380
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:09,000
This is pretty important
to you, huh?
381
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,350
Yeah, man.
This might be my only
chance.
382
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,383
Then take it.
383
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,500
- You sure?
- Yeah.
384
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,660
The way I see it is if
something good happens
385
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,350
to one person
in the family..
386
00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:24,003
...it happens to us all.
387
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,220
Good lookin' out, kid.
388
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,660
- Ow, man.
- Hey, yo, yo. Hey, yo.
389
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,300
I'm going on a
date
with Sylvia.
390
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,333
You wanna come?
She got a friend.
391
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,246
I'll tell her
you're my
sidekick.
392
00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:34,003
Are you crazy?
Who the hell are you?
393
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,270
Batman all of a sudden?
394
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,120
I don't need your help
to get no girl.
395
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,330
Hey, hey.
Don't get it twisted, aite?
396
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:41,250
Robin was knockin'
some boots too.
397
00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:43,303
- I'll get my coat.
- 'Aite.'
398
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,000
To the bat holes!
399
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,380
If you ask me, this whole
ceremony is crooked as hell.
400
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,270
Ah, come on, Pops.
This is Marlon's big
day.
401
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,150
Why don't you do a
little
mic check or
somethin'?
402
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,123
[tapping]
403
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:03,660
Testing. Oh..
404
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,250
Look at this..
405
00:16:05,283 --> 00:16:09,183
♪ Look at me ♪
406
00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:12,156
♪ I'm as helpless ♪
407
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,180
♪ As a kitten ♪
408
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:16,276
♪ Up a tree-e ♪♪
409
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:19,146
Oh, Pops.
Don't quit that day job,
baby.
410
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,380
Friends, brohams..
411
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,000
...country brothers..
412
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,200
What are you doing, Marlon?
413
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,333
Oh, I'm just writing
my speech, pop.
414
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,246
- Hey, wanna hear it?
- Yeah. Sure.
415
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,333
Aite.
Tell me what you
think.
416
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:36,156
[clearing throat]
417
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,150
W-what is a hero?
418
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:40,833
Let me spell
it
out for you.
419
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:43,366
The H,
the H is for the
heart
420
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,370
which a hero
must have a lot
of.
421
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,100
The E,
the E is for
integrity
422
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,326
which a hero must
also have a lot
of.
423
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:55,180
- Marlon?
- Huh?
424
00:16:55,216 --> 00:16:57,146
It's spelled with an I.
425
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,503
Pop, there's no I in hero.
426
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,380
But there's one in idiot!
427
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,370
- That's true there.
- Have a seat, son.
428
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,230
There's something
I wanna say to you.
429
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,296
Oh, you want to tell me
how proud you are of me,
pop?
430
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:12,163
Wrong, I wanna tell you
what a hero is.
431
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,120
Hero is someone who does
the right thing..
432
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:18,000
...even if there's
no recognition.
433
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,170
He just does it
because it's right.
434
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,120
You understand
what I'm saying?
435
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,330
Yeah.
436
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:28,176
A hero does
what's
right.
437
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:31,146
D-o-o-o-o-i.
438
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:35,123
Why'd you think the mayor's
giving me the key to the
city?
439
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,280
Hey, Marlon. There's somebody
here who wants to meet you.
440
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:39,326
Groupies?
Bring 'er
in.
441
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,330
- Is this our hero?
- It certainly is.
442
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,276
Marlon Williams,
this is Councilman
Peters.
443
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:52,830
Councilman? Come on, Dee.
I was counting on the mayor.
444
00:17:52,116 --> 00:17:55,096
[sighing]
Of course.
Everybody wants the mayor.
445
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,503
Mayor, mayor, mayor.
446
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,170
Well, councilman are people
too.
I'll see you at the podium.
447
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,350
Oh-ho. Councilman,
I appreciate your hard
work.
448
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,333
Thank you.
449
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,100
So what's the
mayor
really like?
450
00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:09,346
I guess it's show time, pop.
451
00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:13,203
That's right, go on out there
and put on your little show.
452
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:16,366
Alright, pop.
453
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,130
Ladies and gentlemen..
454
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,216
[indistinct chattering]
455
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,320
Ladies and gentlemen
456
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:26,330
we're here today
to recognize a hero.
457
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,126
And that hero
is Marlon Williams.
458
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,366
[cheering and applauding]
459
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:37,196
He risked his life to save
the life of this young man.
460
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,133
(Dee)
'Mmm. Yes.'
461
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,826
(all)
'Aww.'
462
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,156
[indistinct]
463
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,220
Marlon Williams, on behalf
of the city of New York..
464
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,280
...and the mayor..
465
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:53,156
...I present you with
this key to the city.
466
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,660
[cheering and applauding]
467
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,330
[clearing throat]
468
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:18,496
Ladies and gentlemen
469
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:19,150
Joshua..
470
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,226
mamma
471
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,246
councilman..
472
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,180
...what is a hero?
473
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:32,216
Let me spell it out for you.
474
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:36,830
The H, the H is for..
475
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,100
That H, that H is for..
476
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,353
Take your time now.
477
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:54,153
The H is for, um..
478
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:58,150
Oh, hell, I can't
do this, y'all.
479
00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:00,283
I'm..
480
00:20:00,316 --> 00:20:01,296
I'm no hero.
481
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,373
He is so modest!
482
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,350
No, I'm really not a hero.
483
00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:08,283
Uh, a hero is..
484
00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:11,246
...somebody who does
the right thing
485
00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:15,223
not for the recognition,
but...just because it's
right.
486
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,380
And that hero would be
my brother Shawn.
487
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,830
[indistinct chatter]
488
00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:22,246
He's the one who saved
Josh's life
489
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:25,833
I'm just the guy
that took all the credit.
490
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:28,176
You mean he's the hero
and you're the jerk?
491
00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:31,326
Hey, I wouldn't say
all that now.
492
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:35,156
And to think he had his lying
tongue in my mouth!
493
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,370
Mm-hmm.
You too,
girl?
494
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,253
Give me that.
495
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,380
Shawn, you need
to be on stage.
496
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,200
(all)
Yes. Shawn.
497
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:55,223
[all applauding]
498
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:01,370
(in unison)
Speech. Speech. Speech.
Speech. Speech. Speech..
499
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:06,003
What are you lookin' at, pop?
500
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,170
My son, the hero.
501
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,220
- I'm so proud of you.
- Really, pop?
502
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,000
Yeah.
503
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,660
I present you
with Shawn Williams!
504
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,120
[cheering and applauding]
505
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,100
Alright, you can sit.
506
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,163
[imitating Marlon]
"What is a hero?"
507
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,500
[audience laughing]
508
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,170
Let me spell it out for you.
509
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,320
The letter H..
510
00:21:36,350 --> 00:21:40,150
The letter H is for..
511
00:21:40,183 --> 00:21:42,133
...for help.
512
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:45,126
Come on up here
and help me out here, Marlon.
513
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,376
- Aww.
- Aww.
514
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,000
[all applauding]
515
00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:57,353
(Marlon)
Yo, we gotta do something
about this dumb cat.
516
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,373
Do you wanna play?
Okay.
517
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,370
[Italian accent]
Say hello to my little
friend.
518
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,160
...Hands up!
519
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,220
[laughing]
520
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:10,150
I guess you showed him, man.
521
00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:11,253
[gun cocks]
522
00:22:11,283 --> 00:22:13,273
Yo, the cat is
packing.
Hit the deck.
523
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,120
[both screaming]
524
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:19,130
[gunshots]
525
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:25,326
It was so much nicer before
those darn cats moved in.
526
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:27,276
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
37343
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
