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- You know the most beautiful
thing about Black folks' ears?
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We are immune to bullshit,
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whether it's trauma,
eviction notice,
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or the skid marks
in between our thighs.
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Wait a minute.
Is that just me?
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Fuck y'all.
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All I'm saying is when you
surround yourself with love,
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you can overcome
all kinds of darkness.
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For example, our ancestors
came over here on a boat,
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yet Tom John still got niggas
pawning on a cruise.
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You have the power
to get through anything
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if you use your brain.
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I gave birth to four kids,
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but I only felt the pain
from one.
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You know why?
'Cause I use my brain.
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It told me to get
a God damn epidural.
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- Daddy said, wash the dishes.
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- Yeah, I can talk.
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Ooh, I know you heard that.
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Quisha finally met
her new boo's family.
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Yeah, she said
the mama was cool
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and the daddy was cool too.
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It's their wife
she had the problem with.
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Yes, girl.
That's what I said.
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I said, "Baby,
she is better than me."
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Girl, let me call you back.
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Somebody in here acting like
I'm disturbing them.
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You happy?
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What you studying anyway?
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- It's for my debate.
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The topic is
jury nullification.
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- Is this where I pretend
to know what that is?
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- Well, it's when a jury
returns a non-guilty verdict
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even though the jury believes
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the defendant
has broken the law.
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Okay, so, you remember
the movie "Friday"?
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Well, remember when Big Worm
went to kill Smokey over $40?
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- Hell yeah.
Big Worm was sexy!
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I used to love a brotha
with a perm.
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- Well, in this case,
the judge will be Big Worm,
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the jury will be
the neighborhood,
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and they would tell Big Worm
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that even though Smokey is
guilty, he shouldn't kill him
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because the crime
doesn't match the punishment.
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- Okay, well, that sounds good.
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- Not always.
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I mean, especially
for people like us.
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That's why all these
guilty people are getting off
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for killing
unarmed Black folks.
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- Wow. I get it now.
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- You get jury nullification?
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- No, I get why your ass
ain't got no boyfriend.
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- Well, what was your excuse?
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- Girl, I will beat you
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just for looking me ass up
in this kitchen.
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- Okay. All right.
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Going, going, going.
- Gone.
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- [coughing]
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- Shouldn't you be in
the basement while you're sick?
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- Nah, it's colder
than penguin piss down there.
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Besides, Junebug's playing
a qualifying round for me
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and I got to help him
or I ain't gon' get paid.
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- You mean
"we" ain't gon' get paid.
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- Damn it.
Why they all juke today?
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Y'all see my cell phone?
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- It's right there.
- Where?
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- In your hand, Ma.
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- Don't talk to me like that.
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Oh, disrespect fast, boy.
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Plus, y'all need to get
this house cleaned up
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before y'all daddy get here.
[wind whistling]
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- Damn, that wind been
screaming all day.
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- It reminds of me when our
cousin, Marcus, got locked up.
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- Why was it windy
when he got locked up?
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- Well, it was a sad day
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and everybody said
that cousin Marcus
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made the wind blow
to dry everybody's tears up.
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- Who's cousin Marcus again?
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- He's our cousin
on Grandma's side.
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- Mm-mm.
I think he's on Daddy's side.
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- He's on both.
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- This family is nasty.
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- And he used to walk around
with these trash bags with him.
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He would just pop out
out of the blue and say--
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- Look who the wind done
blew the fuck here, Cousin!
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- ♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's the "Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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- We were just talking
about your Black ass.
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How'd you get
the playing field?
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- Hey, I go where
the wind takes me.
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- Well, didn't that same wind
blow your ass to prison?
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- Prison is a state of mind.
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- Well, were you released
from that state of mind,
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or did you escape
from that state of mind?
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- Specifics are irrelevant,
Patricia.
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- Man, get your little skinny,
ugly ass over here
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with that cheap ass suit on.
- How you doing?
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- Come on in here.
- What do you mean cheap suit?
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This is a Steve Harvey special
right here.
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You must be Brandon.
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His body done finally grew big
as his big ass head.
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[both laugh]
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- Now, if we could just
get his mind to match,
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we'll be on to something.
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- I like that humor, Denise.
- Yeah.
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- Last time I saw you, you had
a crack pipe in your mouth.
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- You must be Janelle.
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The Black power princess.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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Wakanda forever.
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[chuckles]
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Cockroach?
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Cricket? Ladybug?
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- It's Junebug.
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- Well, it's still an insect,
ain't it?
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- We've never met.
How do you know us?
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- We are all born
in the mind of our guides.
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Our quest is not what we learn.
It's what we remember.
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- Well, niggah, do you remember
them $20 you still owe me?
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- You owe yourself
some peace, okay?
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I used that $20 for this suit.
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Now, where's the man
of the house?
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Did you run him off?
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- No. But I ran his ass crazy.
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He's at therapy, down there
running his big ass mouth.
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- Mr. Carson.
- Mm-hmm?
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- You do understand
this session costs the same,
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whether or not
you choose to speak?
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- Yeah?
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Oh, well, overall,
everything is good, Dr. Blake.
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- It also costs the same,
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whether or not
you tell the truth.
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And you can call me Cheryl.
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What brings you in?
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- My daughter felt like
I needed to talk to somebody.
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- Oh. So, let's talk.
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- Okay.
I'm frustrated as hell.
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[sighs]
Work, life, my family.
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I'm trying, but it don't seem
like they wanna see it.
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All I hear is,
"Can I have this?"
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or, "We wanna buy that,"
or my personal favorite,
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"I ain't know that was yours."
"Yes, you did."
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"No, I didn't."
"Yes, you did!"
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I wanna say something,
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but who gonna listen to a man
who ain't working, huh?
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- Do you share these feelings
with your wife?
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- [chuckles dryly]
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- What's funny?
You and your wife don't share?
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- [scoffs] Yeah, we share.
- Oh.
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- Her wants, her needs,
and my money.
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- Oh. Okay.
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Do you know
why flight attendants
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tell their adult passengers
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to put on their own mask
before they help their child?
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- Because you can always
have more kids?
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- Because we have to make sure
we are okay
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before we can help others.
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How's Terry going
to take care of his family
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if he isn't taking care
of himself?
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You need to unplug.
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What usually activates
these triggers?
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- Let me see.
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My spoiled kids.
- Mm-hmm.
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- My trifling sister-in-law.
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- So, you haven't told
any of this to your wife?
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- No. She expects me to get
past her wig to read her mind.
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Hell, it's easy
to read my mind.
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I'm bald.
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- Well, I suggest
you just say it.
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And you need to relax.
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What calms you?
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- When Black families
win "Cupcake Wars."
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- Aren't you tired
of that same, old episode?
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Seriously?
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- Well, when I was little,
whenever my parents fought,
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my mama would sing
"Amazing Grace"
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to keep from putting poison
in my daddy's liquor.
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- Well, take a deep breath.
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- [inhales deeply]
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And sing "Amazing Grace"
until you relax.
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- That's it?
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I gave you money
for a Negro spiritual?
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- It's a process, Terry.
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- Yeah.
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- And you can schedule
your next session online.
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The payment as well.
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- ♪ Amazing ♪
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♪ Grace ♪
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- He's right behind you.
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[coughing]
Come on, man. Duck.
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- Oh!
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Phew! He missed.
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- Can y'all keep it down?
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- Can you study someplace else?
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- What in the hell?
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Hey y'all. Why it
so danggone messy up in here?
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All right.
Like y'all can't hear.
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- Oh! Come on, Dad.
Man, we were just about to win.
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- Everybody in here now!
Denise, you too.
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I got something I need to say.
Come on.
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- Get 'em, Terry.
I told their asses.
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- What I do?
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- Nothing.
That's the problem.
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Everyone needs to start pulling
their own weight around here.
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- "Pull"?
Do you see these?
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I wish the hell
I would pull something.
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- That's all you got?
No threats, no punishment,
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no killing one of these kids
as a damn example?
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- My therapist encouraged me
to remain calm
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when I am
confronting my triggers.
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- We Black.
We always triggered.
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You pay somebody
to tell you that shit?
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- My therapist also suggested
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that we make our kids
more responsible.
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- Terry!
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What it do, man?
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- Who the hell are you?
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- Cousin Marcus.
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Uh, cousin Marcus?
Freaknik, '91?
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Come on.
Cabbage patch?
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Snake? The wop?
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♪ Set it up on the ♪
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Oh, my bad.
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Wrong side of the family.
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That's Terry, the man
with integrity and character.
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- [chuckles]
Yeah, that's me, man.
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Thanks, man.
[both laugh]
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He could tell I got character.
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- See that? See, cousin Marcus
knows everything.
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And I know that something
in here is eschewed.
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- Oh. God bless you.
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- Thank you, Crackeline.
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My cousin, Pat,
ain't never been this nasty.
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Y'all's mom had
the only trap house in the hood
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that had a four-star rating,
I'm telling you.
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- Five star, nigga.
Get it right.
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- Not something to brag about.
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- I was literally just
telling the kids about that.
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We're trying to empower them
to make better choices.
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- What kind of Dr. Phil
bullshit is that?
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The only thing that needs
to be empowered in here
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is a broom, okay?
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Let's hop on it, Grasshopper.
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- Junebug.
- Well, then crawl on it.
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- And Janelle have school work.
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- Oh, she got school work?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Two and two is four, okay?
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Hit the floor.
249
00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:35,004
Let's go.
250
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:37,932
- I can't find the broom.
251
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,760
- Oh, you mean this one?
252
00:10:39,827 --> 00:10:43,237
[whimsical sting]
253
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,590
- How'd you do that?
254
00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,025
- Get to work
and I might show you.
255
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,483
- For real?
- Deadass.
256
00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:50,551
But if you don't get going,
your ass gon' be dead.
257
00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,340
Let's hit it.
258
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:53,693
- So how long you staying?
259
00:10:53,758 --> 00:10:55,338
- I guess as long as it takes.
260
00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,313
- Don't mind him. You can stay
as long as you like.
261
00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:59,659
You family. Look how big
this damn house is.
262
00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:01,344
- You see how many people
are already in it?
263
00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:02,933
- You know what,
I--I--I don't wanna rain
264
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,030
on y'all's sunshine in here.
265
00:11:05,103 --> 00:11:07,593
If this ain't cool, I can--
I can just go ahead.
266
00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,095
I mean, right, Terry?
267
00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:13,662
- I--I--I'll go upstairs,
and, um,
268
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:15,904
get some more blankets
from upstairs.
269
00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:20,065
♪ Amazing ♪
270
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,617
♪ ♪
271
00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:24,169
♪ Grace ♪
272
00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:27,001
- Whoo! You know he can get
a check for that, right?
273
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:32,282
- This is the first time
I see that boy be useful.
274
00:11:32,344 --> 00:11:33,414
It makes me nervous.
275
00:11:33,482 --> 00:11:35,002
- [coughing]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
276
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:38,068
Hey. Hey, boy.
You still got that shit.
277
00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:41,027
- [groans] I feel awful.
Everything hurts.
278
00:11:41,103 --> 00:11:42,243
- I know what you need.
279
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,450
Try some of this!
- What's that?
280
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:47,337
- A spoonful of 'Tussin
to get your body bussin'.
281
00:11:47,413 --> 00:11:49,933
Three swallows of gin
to give you that zen.
282
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,830
And you'll be a dumbass
all over again.
283
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:57,241
That's that 'Tussin!
[cackles]
284
00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:59,240
- I love you, cuz.
[both laugh]
285
00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:02,170
- [mutters]
Pass that gin.
286
00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:05,481
- Saving on that seizure!
[cackles]
287
00:12:05,551 --> 00:12:07,101
- I'm feeling much better.
288
00:12:07,172 --> 00:12:09,692
Almost good enough to play the
whole qualifying round myself.
289
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,618
Hey, Junebug.
You fired.
290
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,929
- Boy, you can't fire nobody
you wasn't paying.
291
00:12:16,241 --> 00:12:19,241
Hey, cuz,
I think that it's cool
292
00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:22,720
that you came here fixed
almost everything,
293
00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:25,623
but I was wondering if you
could find it in your heart
294
00:12:25,689 --> 00:12:26,999
to help a sista out.
295
00:12:27,068 --> 00:12:29,688
- Uh, well, what does
said sista want?
296
00:12:29,758 --> 00:12:31,138
- Your girl need a man.
297
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:33,336
- Well, my girl got a man.
298
00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:35,173
You gotta be
a little more specific.
299
00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,691
- All right, I want somebody
300
00:12:36,758 --> 00:12:38,448
that's tall, dark,
and handsome.
301
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:41,027
- Oh, you mean like
a man like Terry.
302
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,003
- Tall, dark, handsome,
and employed.
303
00:12:45,172 --> 00:12:46,972
- "We can always
make room for family."
304
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,074
Hell, we can.
305
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:51,237
- Why you pacing around
like you short on the mortgage?
306
00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,170
I know you ain't short
on the mortgage, are you?
307
00:12:53,241 --> 00:12:55,101
- I will be if I have to add
another mouth to feed.
308
00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:57,072
- You talking about Marcus?
He's family.
309
00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:58,477
- Hey, I'm family too.
310
00:12:58,551 --> 00:13:00,241
When the hell you gonna
look out for me too, huh?
311
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:02,000
- Man, you already got a roof
over your head.
312
00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:03,448
- That got nothing
to do with you!
313
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,517
- Really? You know what,
I'm not about to talk to you
314
00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,616
about this shit today, okay?
315
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:07,789
- Fine.
316
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,032
- Hey, don't walk away from me
317
00:13:09,103 --> 00:13:10,523
when I'm not talking
to your ass, okay?
318
00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:12,926
- [hums "Amazing Grace"]
319
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,340
- Denise, I cannot just grab
some man for you out of a bag.
320
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:20,173
And ain't you tired of
getting men out of the trash?
321
00:13:20,241 --> 00:13:23,551
- Well, can you try
to recycle him then?
322
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:25,480
- [hums "Amazing Grace"]
323
00:13:25,551 --> 00:13:27,311
- Why you humming
like fearing nigga?
324
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:29,519
You free.
325
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,546
- You're so busy trying
to save the world,
326
00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,100
you gon' end up
losing your husband.
327
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:34,522
[continues humming]
328
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:37,376
- For real, for real, Terry?
- Yeah, for real!
329
00:13:37,448 --> 00:13:40,478
- Really, Terry?
- [vocalizing]
330
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:47,004
- Ooh, how you gon' fix that,
Nigga Poppins?
331
00:13:49,172 --> 00:13:51,072
- I can't believe
you being so damn selfish.
332
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:52,407
- You're the one being selfish.
333
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,902
- Guys, if this is about
me staying, we can--
334
00:13:54,965 --> 00:13:56,545
- I said you could,
and that's that!
335
00:13:56,620 --> 00:13:58,860
- We got more people than beds.
Where the hell he gonna sleep?
336
00:13:58,931 --> 00:14:00,481
- On the couch,
on top of yo ass.
337
00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:02,591
- What?!
338
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:03,995
Oh!
[groans]
339
00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:08,594
What the hell you looking at?
340
00:14:08,655 --> 00:14:10,205
- Look like a roommate.
341
00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:13,135
You want bottom couch,
or top couch?
342
00:14:13,206 --> 00:14:15,896
- You know I'll be damned
if I sleep on the couch
343
00:14:15,965 --> 00:14:18,515
in a house
where I pay the bills.
344
00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,343
- [screams]
- [screams] Hit the deck!
345
00:14:24,275 --> 00:14:26,925
What? I almost
put these hands on you.
346
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,660
- Looked like you put 'em
on the floor.
347
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:32,858
- You couldn't sleep either,
huh?
348
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,311
- Looks like
you got more problems
349
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:36,239
than a hard couch.
- Yeah.
350
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:37,860
I ain't got nothing
against you, Marcus,
351
00:14:37,931 --> 00:14:39,071
but the house
already full, man.
352
00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,207
My wife bring in strays
like it pays.
353
00:14:41,275 --> 00:14:43,715
- [chuckles]
Strays always end up
354
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,723
where they're supposed to be.
355
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:48,073
- You sound like my therapist.
356
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,687
- You ever thought about
taking Pat to therapy?
357
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,308
- Please. You know Pat ain't
going to nobody's therapy.
358
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,829
- Is your therapist
a good listener?
359
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,926
- She better be.
My co-pay was $10.
360
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,720
- Whoa, whoa, now. "She"?
- Shh!
361
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,413
Pat thinks it's a dude, man.
362
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,002
- I'm not one to judge.
That's on your ass.
363
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,278
Okay?
364
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,284
I gotta get me some rest.
- A'ight.
365
00:15:15,275 --> 00:15:17,205
Marcus, how much stuff
you got up in there?
366
00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,895
- [inhales deeply]
Enough.
367
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,205
- Oh, well,
thanks for the talk, man.
368
00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,171
Good night.
369
00:15:27,241 --> 00:15:28,481
[dramatic musical sting]
370
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:31,381
What in the hobo Hogwarts shit
is this?
371
00:15:33,275 --> 00:15:36,275
How did you--
- [snoring]
372
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:48,545
- Bet you a dime, 'cause these
kids are off the hook again.
373
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:50,930
- Mm-hmm.
374
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,830
- What are y'all
wiping your ass with
375
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,546
under the danggone counter?
What's going on in here?!
376
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,930
Junebug, you buggin'!
377
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,030
- [chuckles]
378
00:15:59,103 --> 00:16:00,863
- Cousin Marcus, this is Jesse.
379
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:02,791
- Hey. Nice to meet y'all.
380
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,862
- Oh, I see I'm not
the first of me you've met.
381
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,481
- I know plenty of Jesses.
382
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:10,001
A notorious poet
told me one time,
383
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:11,968
"Don't be ashamed
of who you are.
384
00:16:12,034 --> 00:16:13,384
"Don't let them hold you down.
385
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,788
"Reach for the stars.
386
00:16:15,862 --> 00:16:18,552
Watch the hip."
387
00:16:18,620 --> 00:16:19,690
- Is that Biggie?
388
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:21,478
- It's "Juicy."
389
00:16:23,241 --> 00:16:25,551
- How did you know
that Jesse was non-binary?
390
00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,550
- He always had a weird way
of finding out stuff.
391
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:30,480
- Like the time I found out
the only reason
392
00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:32,241
why you was playing
with the fire hydrant
393
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,100
is because you had no way
to take a bath.
394
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:37,242
- Please tell me
you didn't get naked.
395
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,280
- It's according
what time of day it was.
396
00:16:40,931 --> 00:16:43,101
Since you tell them my biz,
how about that time you stole
397
00:16:43,172 --> 00:16:46,032
that ugly-ass cat
and tried to pawn it?
398
00:16:46,103 --> 00:16:47,553
- All right, all right.
I was just trying
399
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:49,620
to get us enough money
so we can get something to eat.
400
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:51,279
- Did you go to jail?
- Yes.
401
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,454
Right there at the pawn shop.
402
00:16:53,517 --> 00:16:55,477
Cat had a damn
identity bracelet.
403
00:16:55,551 --> 00:16:57,861
- But you were just trying
to feed yourself.
404
00:16:57,931 --> 00:16:59,101
- Well, you know what?
405
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,662
I did the crime,
so I had to do the time,
406
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:03,214
even though the crime
didn't fit the punishment.
407
00:17:04,827 --> 00:17:06,137
Pussy-ass cat.
408
00:17:08,379 --> 00:17:10,169
- Wow. That's messed up.
409
00:17:10,241 --> 00:17:12,031
[cell phone chimes]
410
00:17:12,103 --> 00:17:13,283
- Is that your mama?
411
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:15,384
- Yeah.
She parked down the street.
412
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:18,408
- Good 'cause she ain't coming
in my damn house.
413
00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,552
- Nice meeting you.
- You guys too.
414
00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:22,520
I mean, you girls--
I mean, shit, y'all.
415
00:17:30,724 --> 00:17:32,864
- It's good to see
your magical Negro ass.
416
00:17:32,931 --> 00:17:34,521
I wanted to come see you
when you was in prison,
417
00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:36,306
but, shit, I was too scared
418
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:38,479
I was gonna have flashback
and choke a bitch out.
419
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:41,691
- Hey, I tried to avoid you
in my own way.
420
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:44,518
You know what? You doing
real good, cousin Pat.
421
00:17:44,586 --> 00:17:46,656
You got a beautiful family,
422
00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,554
got this beautiful home.
423
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,550
You doing things I couldn't do.
424
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,590
- Uh, nigga,
I ain't got no money.
425
00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:57,101
- I talked to Terry last night.
426
00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,072
- Nigga, he ain't got
no money either.
427
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:02,965
- He's a good man, Pat.
428
00:18:03,034 --> 00:18:04,484
- I know that.
429
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,311
Hell, he came from heaven
when I was going through hell.
430
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,789
- You've come a long way.
- What you talking about?
431
00:18:09,862 --> 00:18:12,762
- Letting Terry have
that sexy-ass therapist.
432
00:18:12,827 --> 00:18:14,657
- When did you start
thinking mens was sexy?
433
00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:17,834
- I looked his therapist up
on LinkedIn last night.
434
00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,478
Ha? Huh?
435
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:25,241
If that's a man,
then rooty tooty is booty.
436
00:18:25,310 --> 00:18:26,760
- What the hell?
437
00:18:26,827 --> 00:18:28,237
- Mm-hmm.
438
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:30,170
The old Pat would've been
down there right now
439
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:31,971
trying to find out
what's going on.
440
00:18:32,034 --> 00:18:34,624
- That Pat was young, immature,
on Section Eight,
441
00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,379
and used to sell food stamps.
442
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,788
Chile, I trust Terry.
- Well, good for you.
443
00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:40,662
I don't know
how you trust therapy.
444
00:18:40,724 --> 00:18:42,624
She's probably down there
right now convincing him
445
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,309
that he's miserable up
in this piece.
446
00:18:44,379 --> 00:18:46,339
- Miserable?
- Yeah.
447
00:18:46,413 --> 00:18:48,903
And wait till he tell her
about you
448
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:51,715
putting his "Green Mile" ass
out on the couch.
449
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:52,973
- Oh, damn.
450
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,144
She's cute.
Who's that?
451
00:18:55,206 --> 00:18:57,096
- Terry's fine-ass therapist
452
00:18:57,172 --> 00:19:00,762
that Pat is allowing
to put things up in his head.
453
00:19:00,827 --> 00:19:03,657
- Oh, you better than me,
but you let me know
454
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:07,244
if we need to burn that
pretty bitch's office down.
455
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,690
- I trust my husband.
456
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:10,858
Now, if you unmarried people
will please excuse me,
457
00:19:10,931 --> 00:19:13,101
I'm gonna pick up something
for dinner.
458
00:19:13,172 --> 00:19:16,622
- What's on the menu?
Thot therapist, or Terry's ass?
459
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,280
- I ain't gon' eat no ass.
460
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:23,447
- So have you been meditating?
461
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,237
- Meditating. Singing.
- And how's that working?
462
00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:29,660
- It's got me sleeping
on the damn couch.
463
00:19:29,724 --> 00:19:31,244
- So, what do you think
is the problem?
464
00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,310
[doorknob clicks]
- I don't know.
465
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:35,029
I think about my father.
466
00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:38,213
He had depression too,
though we didn't call it that.
467
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:43,968
We knew when he got laid off
'cause he come home drunk,
468
00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:47,004
put on Johnny Teller,
and act the fool.
469
00:19:47,068 --> 00:19:49,588
An evil fool.
470
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,715
- But you're not your father,
Terry.
471
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,033
- I know.
472
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:55,383
I take care of my family.
473
00:19:55,448 --> 00:19:57,548
See, Pat and I
are good together,
474
00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,860
but it's just sometimes,
475
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,411
she makes choices
without discussing it first,
476
00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:03,382
and it makes me feel like
we're not a team.
477
00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:05,928
- Then say something.
- I want to.
478
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,550
And when I get ready to,
479
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,860
I start to think,
"I don't blame her."
480
00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,516
That's when I feel like
481
00:20:14,586 --> 00:20:17,136
the line between
me and my father
482
00:20:17,206 --> 00:20:19,376
is getting blurred.
483
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,408
- Most people
wouldn't recognize that.
484
00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:23,072
- Well, I do.
485
00:20:23,137 --> 00:20:24,207
[door creaks]
486
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:27,895
I often wonder...
487
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,785
[loudly]
I wonder
488
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,932
why the hell
she's hiding behind the door.
489
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,450
Come on in, Pat.
490
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,660
- Is this Patricia?
491
00:20:38,724 --> 00:20:40,594
- How you know
my government name?
492
00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:42,305
- What are you doing here?
493
00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:44,659
- I was in the area.
- We live 20 miles away.
494
00:20:44,724 --> 00:20:47,104
- Well, I was in the city.
- We live in a different city.
495
00:20:47,172 --> 00:20:48,522
- Fine.
496
00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:51,276
I was worried about us.
497
00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:53,144
I know I shouldn't
have been eavesdropping,
498
00:20:53,206 --> 00:20:55,376
but I heard you loud and clear.
499
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,378
You're an amazing man
and father.
500
00:20:57,448 --> 00:21:00,378
And the best teammate
a woman can ask for.
501
00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:02,618
And no layoff
can ever change that.
502
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:03,829
- You don't have to say that.
503
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,616
- Yes, I do.
504
00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:08,619
Because you don't
hear it enough.
505
00:21:08,689 --> 00:21:11,379
And I promise you
I'm gonna start communicating.
506
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:13,238
- Okay.
- Okay.
507
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,310
- Okay.
508
00:21:15,379 --> 00:21:17,859
- Communication is key.
509
00:21:17,931 --> 00:21:20,521
And I wouldn't be
a good communicator
510
00:21:20,586 --> 00:21:23,026
if I didn't say
the session is over.
511
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:26,313
[clears throat]
It's time to go, unfortunately.
512
00:21:26,379 --> 00:21:29,379
- Oh, I'm sorry about that.
We'll go.
513
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:38,102
- I'm so glad you decided
to come to therapy
514
00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,452
and work out your issues.
515
00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,897
- Yeah, it went really good.
- Good.
516
00:21:41,965 --> 00:21:44,025
I wanna ask the therapist
something.
517
00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:51,284
Sweetheart, I'm so glad
you listen to that bullshit
518
00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,004
'cause I did not
wanna hear it, okay?
519
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,720
- Really, Pat?
- What?
520
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,003
You know
I ignore your bullshit.
521
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,028
Come on here.
522
00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:05,337
- These people went all out
with these signs, didn't they?
523
00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:07,173
- Oh, don't worry, Pat.
524
00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:09,341
I got your back.
525
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,723
- Oh, thank you.
- For?
526
00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:14,033
- This, and earlier today.
527
00:22:14,103 --> 00:22:15,453
'Cause you knew
I was gonna go down
528
00:22:15,517 --> 00:22:16,717
to that therapist office,
didn't you?
529
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,033
- I--I--I did?
I did.
530
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:22,281
- There they go!
[chuckles]
531
00:22:22,344 --> 00:22:24,524
[cheers and applause]
532
00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:27,716
- Yeah, Jesse!
- Yeah, that's my baby!
533
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:29,143
Yes! Yes!
534
00:22:29,206 --> 00:22:31,926
- Give it to 'em, little cuz.
There ya go.
535
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,860
- This is a debate,
not a tailgate.
536
00:22:33,931 --> 00:22:35,901
Can't take y'all
Negros nowhere. Shh.
537
00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,895
- Welcome to tonight's oratory
and debate competition.
538
00:22:38,965 --> 00:22:40,405
- Well, who is that?
539
00:22:40,482 --> 00:22:43,102
- Janelle's new debate teacher.
He's name Lee Grazer.
540
00:22:43,172 --> 00:22:46,382
- Oh, I will oratory his ass
all night.
541
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,518
- Shut your nasty ass up.
This a school.
542
00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:50,686
[whimsical sting]
- Oh!
543
00:22:50,758 --> 00:22:53,548
- Now, see if I knock your bag
over, it'll be a problem.
544
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:55,100
- Well, I can help you
with that, if you want.
545
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:57,592
- I got it.
546
00:22:57,655 --> 00:23:00,275
- You got this.
547
00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:02,864
- All right.
548
00:23:02,931 --> 00:23:04,141
Good evening.
549
00:23:04,206 --> 00:23:05,586
My name is Janelle Carson,
550
00:23:05,655 --> 00:23:08,585
and I'll be discussing
jury nullification.
551
00:23:08,655 --> 00:23:10,475
Now, in my original argument,
552
00:23:10,551 --> 00:23:13,691
I was against making jurors
aware of the option to nullify
553
00:23:13,758 --> 00:23:16,068
due to past travesties.
554
00:23:16,137 --> 00:23:17,967
But...
555
00:23:18,034 --> 00:23:21,454
after hearing from people
much closer to the situation
556
00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:24,307
than myself,
557
00:23:24,379 --> 00:23:27,589
I knew in my heart that I could
no longer defend that position.
558
00:23:29,655 --> 00:23:32,235
My own family has suffered
because of this.
559
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:33,760
Now, what if jurors knew
560
00:23:33,827 --> 00:23:35,587
that they can nullify
my mother's ruling
561
00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:38,025
when she was convicted
of selling drugs?
562
00:23:38,103 --> 00:23:40,973
- Why she telling
all my damn bizness?
563
00:23:41,034 --> 00:23:43,864
- Now, luckily,
she didn't let that stop her.
564
00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:47,861
She has gone on to become a
comedian and do amazing things.
565
00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:50,281
- Keep talking, girl!
Keep talking.
566
00:23:50,344 --> 00:23:52,764
- But she was lucky enough
to slip through the cracks.
567
00:23:52,827 --> 00:23:55,097
- Well, now she telling
my damn business.
568
00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:57,692
- Now, what about the ones
who's spent their adult lives
569
00:23:57,758 --> 00:24:00,758
behind bars
over nonviolent offenses?
570
00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:07,100
Just think about
all of that incredible magic
571
00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:08,792
that's just wasting away.
572
00:24:11,310 --> 00:24:12,520
Thank you.
573
00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:15,406
- Whoo!
That my baby girl right there!
574
00:24:15,482 --> 00:24:17,592
[cackles]
575
00:24:17,655 --> 00:24:20,025
Oh, my bad.
I just got a little excited.
576
00:24:20,103 --> 00:24:21,623
Sorry.
577
00:24:21,689 --> 00:24:24,169
- You can't take
Negros nowhere.
578
00:24:24,241 --> 00:24:25,691
- Nowhere.
579
00:24:27,931 --> 00:24:30,791
[laughter]
580
00:24:30,862 --> 00:24:33,482
- Hey, baby girl,
you did that.
581
00:24:33,551 --> 00:24:34,831
- We're so proud of you.
582
00:24:34,896 --> 00:24:37,996
- I'm proud of you too, Mom.
Really.
583
00:24:38,068 --> 00:24:40,718
Thanks for pushing through
all those boots on your neck.
584
00:24:40,793 --> 00:24:43,173
- [chuckles]
- You too, cousin Marcus.
585
00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:45,141
- Aw, thank you.
586
00:24:45,206 --> 00:24:48,656
- I'm sorry you guys had to get
dressed just to watch me lose,
587
00:24:48,724 --> 00:24:51,414
but I couldn't defend that
588
00:24:51,482 --> 00:24:52,862
and I had to speak
from my heart.
589
00:24:52,931 --> 00:24:54,831
- Well, I say
that's a moral victory.
590
00:24:54,896 --> 00:24:57,586
- Well, I say
please let a bitch know
591
00:24:57,655 --> 00:24:58,965
that you gon'
take a dive next time
592
00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:02,074
so I can put some money on it.
593
00:25:02,137 --> 00:25:05,337
- Shoes off. I just cleaned
the kitchen floors.
594
00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:07,143
- Okay.
595
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,406
- Thanks again
for reminding me, Marcus.
596
00:25:09,482 --> 00:25:10,932
- Mm-hmm.
My pleasure.
597
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,620
- [giggles]
Yes!
598
00:25:12,689 --> 00:25:15,139
Y'all, I finally got asked
to join a clan.
599
00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:18,859
Ooh, that was a bad choice
of words.
600
00:25:18,931 --> 00:25:21,621
I actually got invited
to join a e-sports team.
601
00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:22,759
- Might as well called a clan.
602
00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,757
All they say is "nigga"
all day.
603
00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:27,167
- And why are you so excited?
604
00:25:27,241 --> 00:25:30,031
- Because it means
more exposure,
605
00:25:30,103 --> 00:25:31,793
brand deals.
606
00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,242
And it means that
I can make enough money
607
00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:34,720
so I can stop
wearing y'all drawers.
608
00:25:34,793 --> 00:25:36,763
both: What?
- Mines be dirty.
609
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,755
- Well, it looks like
my work here is done.
610
00:25:40,827 --> 00:25:42,967
- I thought you had
no place to go?
611
00:25:43,034 --> 00:25:46,144
- I never said that.
I just asked if I could stay.
612
00:25:46,206 --> 00:25:48,786
- [clears throat]
- Oh, wait a minute.
613
00:25:48,862 --> 00:25:50,242
- Marcus, I want a man!
614
00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:53,310
- Listen, it will happen
when it's supposed to.
615
00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:55,519
[wind whistling]
616
00:25:55,586 --> 00:25:57,656
Well, there it is.
617
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:59,594
When the wind blows,
618
00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:01,965
it's time for me to go.
619
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:09,858
Whew!
620
00:26:09,931 --> 00:26:13,791
Well, you guys, until the wind
blows me your way again,
621
00:26:13,862 --> 00:26:15,622
I'ma fuck with you!
622
00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:20,074
Trudy!
623
00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:22,307
- That nigga stole my umbrella!
624
00:26:26,482 --> 00:26:29,412
[doorbell chimes]
625
00:26:29,482 --> 00:26:31,762
- If you don't stop messing up
them damn bags,
626
00:26:31,827 --> 00:26:33,717
that's some poor kid's kite.
627
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:41,210
- Hi. I'm Lee Grazer.
628
00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:43,405
I found your license
in the auditorium.
629
00:26:43,482 --> 00:26:45,172
- Oh. Wow.
630
00:26:45,241 --> 00:26:47,791
Thank you,
but this is my Georgia ID.
631
00:26:47,862 --> 00:26:48,932
How did you find me?
632
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,930
- Well, it's a playing field.
633
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,210
It was kinda obvious.
634
00:26:53,275 --> 00:26:55,715
- Well, I'm sure that
your wife must be happy
635
00:26:55,793 --> 00:26:57,173
to have a gentleman like you.
636
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,341
- I'm not married.
637
00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:01,453
- Girlfriend?
638
00:27:01,517 --> 00:27:02,717
Boyfriend?
639
00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:05,243
- No.
640
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,000
- You thirsty?
641
00:27:07,068 --> 00:27:08,998
- Yeah, I'd say so.
642
00:27:09,068 --> 00:27:11,098
- Okay. Well, come on in.
643
00:27:13,482 --> 00:27:14,902
Straight ahead.
644
00:27:17,862 --> 00:27:21,522
Wrong color, but thank you,
Nigga Poppins.
645
00:27:21,586 --> 00:27:23,306
[cell gates slam shut]
646
00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:28,657
- Hey. Where the hell
did you get that umbrella?
647
00:27:28,724 --> 00:27:30,974
[whimsical sting]
648
00:27:34,931 --> 00:27:37,141
[upbeat music]
649
00:27:37,206 --> 00:27:39,276
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
650
00:27:39,344 --> 00:27:41,554
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
651
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,280
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
652
00:27:43,344 --> 00:27:46,144
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
653
00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:58,072
[upbeat music]
654
00:27:58,137 --> 00:28:00,207
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
655
00:28:00,275 --> 00:28:02,545
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
656
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,280
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
657
00:28:04,344 --> 00:28:07,144
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
658
00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:15,553
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
659
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:17,860
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
660
00:28:17,931 --> 00:28:19,861
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
661
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:22,241
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
662
00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:24,450
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
663
00:28:24,517 --> 00:28:26,617
♪ With a man and kids ♪
664
00:28:26,689 --> 00:28:29,549
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
665
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:33,860
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
666
00:28:33,931 --> 00:28:36,001
♪ ♪
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