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- Have you ever heard
the phrase,
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"Not all skin folks
are kin folks?"
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There's two types
of Black people.
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There's Harriet Tubman
and then there's Key Shadow.
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Key Shadow is the bitch
who Harriet
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had to pistol whoop
out of slavery.
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And even though Key Shadow
thought Harriet was a fool,
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Harriet stayed true
to who she was
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and got both of them
to freedom.
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And tonight's episode
is about how hard it is
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to be Harriet on a plantation
full of Key Shadows.
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And on a little foot note,
when they both got free,
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Harriet whooped a wig off
that bitch.
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[laughter and applause]
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- So my history professor,
sweetest little old guy,
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he looks at me closely
and he shakes his head
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and he says, "William,
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"where do you think
you're gonna get in life
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if you bully, lie, cheat?"
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"I don't know, sir,
the White House."
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- Is William funny or what?
- Or what?
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- That's true.
But he owns the comedy club.
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If he hears me laughing,
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he might give me a spot
on Saturday nights.
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- Man, I'm glad I'm funny
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so I don't have to
suck up or suck dicks.
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- I don't suck up.
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- You suck dicks?
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- Okay, guys, I know that
I'm a tough act to follow,
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but let's make our new act
feel welcome.
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Straight outta Hotlanta,
give it up for Ms. Pat.
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[cheering and applause]
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- Hello. Y'all, give it up
for William K.
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[applause]
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- Never thought I'd see
a Black man
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running a white club.
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Go and give a sister
a Saturday night slot.
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Hook a bitch up, William K.
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Me and William K
up in this bitch.
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Y'all ever been shot at
by your mama before?
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Oh, just me.
Oh, okay.
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My mom was
part-time handicapped, y'all.
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She could only walk after she
cashed her disability check.
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And she would come into the
room with her pistol, y'all,
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because we wouldn't
move fast enough.
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Be like,
"Pow pow, bitches,
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didn't I tell y'all
to come turn that TV?"
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And I'm sitting there
thinking like, we poor as hell.
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Where she keep getting
all these bullets from?
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You shouldn't have more bullets
than you do food.
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You can laugh white people.
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You feeling sorry for me,
you can write me a check.
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But the first time
I got shot, y'all,
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I was standing on the corner
running inventory through...
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- Okay!
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That took a dark turn.
Pun intended.
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I'm sorry about those
Def Jam jokes, folks,
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but let's give it up
for Ms. Pat, everybody.
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[applause]
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- ♪ Come on it's time to go
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show"
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- So-so-so you telling me
y'all don't have anything?
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Come on, man.
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I didn't move my whole family
out here just to be furloughed.
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- Man, killing people is fun.
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I see why you and your
basement-dwelling friends
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do it all day.
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- Some of my friends actually
leave their basement
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to go to these big tournaments.
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They be making
mad money at those.
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- Yeah, well, that's good,
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because I'm sure they got
to feed their blow-up dolls.
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- If your friends making money
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from playing video games,
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then what the hell you
doing down there?
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- It is a process, Pops.
Okay?
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But in the meantime,
don't trip,
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'cause I got a job...
interview tomorrow.
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And I set my alarm this time.
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- Hey, superstar!
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How'd that open-mic night go?
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- You know my sis killed it.
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- I want to kill
that punk-ass club owner.
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- What happened?
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- That Waldo-looking
motherfucker
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treated me like straight trash.
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- What'd he do?
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- Ten seconds in, y'all,
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he snatched
the mic out of my hand.
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- Snatched?
And he still got an arm?
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- Oh, we about to go beat
this nigga up.
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Where's the Vaseline?
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- Vaseline or gasoline?
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- Both.
- Stop.
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I'm serious, y'all.
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I even tried to ask him
what was wrong with my set.
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Do you know he ran off for me
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like I was
the damn Ding-a-Ling Man.
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- Man, forget that club, Mom.
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You don't need
all that negative energy.
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- I need a spot
like I had back in Atlanta
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so I can work on my new
material and stay on my feet.
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- Baby, you want me
to handle him for you?
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- No, baby.
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There's something prayer
warriors just can't fix.
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- Prayer? You need to be
using them big-ass hands
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to knock his teeth out.
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- I hate to say it, Ma,
but maybe you are the problem.
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- Is the basement squatter
trying to tell me
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I'm the fucking problem?
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- I'm just saying,
these days image is everything.
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And important people
do have important agents
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to do all the talking for them.
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- Oh, thank you
for your advice, basement boy.
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I'll just call up Bernie Mac
and Red Foxx's people.
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I'm quite sure
they're available.
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- We all can't be geniuses.
- Genius?
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Coming from somebody
who think bears make honey.
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- Then why else would they put
it in a bear-shaped bottle?
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- I'm fine, y'all.
I'm just gonna go back tomorrow
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and try to talk
to that Oreo T'challa.
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- Baby, it's good
to finally see you
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getting in touch
with your soft side.
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- I want to beat the soft side
of his ass.
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- That's what
I'm talking about.
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Let me get the keys!
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- Yeah, let's ride out!
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- No, no, no, baby!
Now wait, wait, wait!
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Now my baby is going to
kill him with kindness.
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- Okay, well,
I had the same idea,
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just minus the kindness part.
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- Look, we ain't listening to
none of your ideas over there
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looking like
a ghetto Cocker Spaniel.
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Come on.
- I'm sorry.
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We married.
It's hard to find a Black man.
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- Oh, snap.
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I just had a great idea.
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This is where you ask me
what it is.
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- Nope.
Do not tell me nothing,
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because if I don't know
anything,
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they can't make me testify.
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- You ain't never lied.
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- So-so-so how long
do you think
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this is going to be
going on, huh?
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Look, man, I can't afford
to not be working,
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you know what I'm saying,
so...
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- Cheese puffs?
- I gotta go.
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- I didn't hear anything.
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So when did you get fired?
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- Oh. I didn't get fired, man.
I got furloughed.
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- Oh, man, for how long?
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- First they said one week,
now they talking about two.
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So it could be a while, so...
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- Dang.
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So does Mom know
you got fired?
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I mean furloughed?
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- Your mom got enough problems
on her own.
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Now you heard
what she said last night.
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I just got to find
the right moment to tell her,
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you know what I'm saying?
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- You should tell her
right before
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you go to bed
on Friday night.
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- Why?
- Because Friday is a weekday.
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She gonna be too tired
to argue.
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But see, the next day
is Saturday.
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You can cheer her up
with a lunch of free samples
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down there
at Sam's Club, huh, huh?
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Plus, she'll have the whole
weekend to get over it.
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See, trial and error
taught me
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that Friday nights
are the most considerate time
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to disappoint women.
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You're welcome, Pops.
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- Brandon, please stop sniffing
whatever it is you sniffing.
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And promise me that you gonna
keep your mouth shut, okay?
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- So this is a secret?
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- Yeah.
- Uh-uh.
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- Between us men.
I trust you.
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- Why?
I don't even trust me.
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You know in the Bible
where it says,
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"Loose lips sink ships?"
That's me!
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Man, I'm looser than a white
girl at the NBA draft.
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- Brandon, calm down!
You got this!
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- That's what Aunt Denise said
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right before them cops
offered me a Fruit Roll-Up.
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I told them that she
was hiding underneath the car.
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- Look, man,
you're a grown-ass man.
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Okay? You can do this.
I know you can.
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- All right, Terry.
You said it, I can do this.
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- Mm.
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Grown-man business.
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- I got you,
grown-man business.
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[alarm blares]
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- What's that alarm for?
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- It's my job interview.
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- All right, grown man!
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Ha ha!
When is it?
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- Now.
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- What you waiting for, boy?
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- A ride.
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- That's a damn shame.
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Come on, move it, boy.
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Your left! Your left!
Your left, right...
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- I need you to put more water
in the tequila bottles, okay?
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- Can I talk to you
for a minute?
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- Well, I've already seen what
you've done with a minute.
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I need to get back
to running this comedy club.
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- What was wrong my set
last night?
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I did a spot in the small
room, and I killed it.
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- That's the B Room.
I don't go in there.
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Main stage is different.
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- Okay, sir,
I'm gonna need you
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not to stand
so close to my client.
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- What the hell are you doing?
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- And who might you be?
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- Well, I might be Pat's agent,
Denise Ford,
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with the Ford and Ford Agency
of Fords.
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- William K, Club Manager,
pleasure.
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And if you don't mind...
- Oh, but I do.
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Yes, I heard that you wouldn't
let my star client
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finish her set last night.
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- Star client?
Hmm.
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And how many
of those do you have?
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- Just her
because she's a star,
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but I'm here to talk to you.
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Now I'm willing to forgive
that little mistake
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that you made last night
under a few conditions.
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- Oh, she got conditions.
Okay, okay, hit me up.
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- Well, first of all...
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Okay, we're gonna need you
to paint the green room
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a Waffle-House yellow,
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because she needs to decompress
when she gets off stage.
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And then in the room--
is there a reason
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that you're not writing
this down?
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Oh, okay.
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Well, we need the temperature
set at 67.8 degrees.
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That's a shout out
to the "A."
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And then Pat likes to snack
on green seedless,
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pre-peeled grapes.
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And she only likes to drink on
room-temperature hot chocolate.
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- You mean a Yoo-Hoo?
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- No, nigga.
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Yoo-Hoo heard
what the hell I said.
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- And will your star client
need the private jet
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to come and pick her up too?
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- Oh, well, shit!
246
00:10:24,931 --> 00:10:26,901
You know, I mean,
if she ain't got to put in
247
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,450
on the gas, I'm 'bout it.
248
00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,591
- This was an adorable
little skit.
249
00:10:33,689 --> 00:10:36,029
- Look, I had nothing to do
with this.
250
00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:37,757
Excuse my sister.
251
00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:40,382
You can see she suffers
from bicolor hair disorder.
252
00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:44,414
- Listen, I admire
your ambition,
253
00:10:44,517 --> 00:10:46,757
but there are no shortcuts
at this club, Patricia.
254
00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:49,172
- I know that better than
anybody you book up in here.
255
00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,545
- Then you should know we don't
have urban nights here.
256
00:10:51,655 --> 00:10:53,895
- What's that
supposed to mean?
257
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,790
- The coon chip
has been activated.
258
00:10:58,724 --> 00:11:02,414
- Your act is not congruent
with our clientele.
259
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:05,787
- I'm confused.
- Okay.
260
00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:07,996
Let me know if you can
understand this.
261
00:11:08,103 --> 00:11:11,313
Look, nigga...
- Oh, okay.
262
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:13,863
- Your shit is too ghetto for
my damn club, how about that?
263
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,855
- I'm 'bout to beat
your Uncle Tom ass.
264
00:11:15,965 --> 00:11:17,995
- Hey, don't make me
call security!
265
00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:22,895
- Don't you talk to my damn
sister like that.
266
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,688
- Now I ain't gonna never get
no date at the club now.
267
00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:30,623
You done beat
the nigga with your hair.
268
00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,794
- Shit.
269
00:11:38,034 --> 00:11:38,904
- [sighs]
270
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,410
- You want to talk about it?
271
00:11:40,517 --> 00:11:42,137
- No.
272
00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,451
[sighs]
273
00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:47,721
- Daddy, Mama needs to talk
to you about her problems!
274
00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:51,661
- You could talk to me, Ma.
What's up?
275
00:11:51,758 --> 00:11:54,408
- That dude is still
being an asshole.
276
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,027
He won't even
give me a chance.
277
00:11:56,137 --> 00:11:57,997
- You see, white men
are constantly forcing us
278
00:11:58,103 --> 00:12:01,903
to prove ourselves in spite
of our obvious talent
279
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,280
just so they could
assert their dominance.
280
00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,379
It's so sick.
281
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:08,692
- Baby, he's Black.
282
00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:10,143
- What?
283
00:12:10,241 --> 00:12:14,031
The coon chip
has been activated.
284
00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:16,717
- Hey, wait, isn't it
a good thing that he's Black?
285
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:19,547
- How is that
a good thing, Junebug?
286
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,445
- 'Cause if he's not a racist,
then that just means
287
00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,791
Ma ain't funny.
288
00:12:24,896 --> 00:12:27,276
- Or maybe he's a misogynist.
289
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:30,759
- Or that just means
Ma ain't funny.
290
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,141
No offense, Ma.
291
00:12:35,827 --> 00:12:37,207
- Well, did he explain
what his problem is?
292
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:41,070
- Yeah, he said my act wasn't
contusion for his audience.
293
00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:44,002
- What?
- She meant congruent.
294
00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,026
- You understood that?
295
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:49,657
- Oh, yeah.
I'm fluent in Mom's language.
296
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,858
I call it Patois.
297
00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:54,855
Get it?
Pa-tois?
298
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:56,855
- You think you got jo-okes?
299
00:12:58,241 --> 00:13:01,171
- Do you?
300
00:13:03,172 --> 00:13:05,452
- Crusty-ass manager
said I was too ghetto
301
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:06,901
to work at his club.
302
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,030
- Well, I mean...
303
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,517
- Well, you with me
or you don't eat.
304
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,454
- We are with you, Ma.
305
00:13:14,551 --> 00:13:16,831
But okay, well, what are you
always telling me
306
00:13:16,931 --> 00:13:19,101
is the most important thing
to remember in life?
307
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:22,276
- Keep wiping your ass
till you don't see nothing?
308
00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:29,855
- No, not that one.
309
00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,715
Pay attention to your audience.
310
00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:32,927
You know, this is different
than Atlanta,
311
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:37,594
so maybe you just need
to write the right jokes.
312
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:40,659
- More like the white jokes.
313
00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:41,788
- Brandon.
314
00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:46,096
- I don't know
nothing about nothing.
315
00:13:46,206 --> 00:13:49,306
- Can you be normal
for five damn minutes, please?
316
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,383
- Okay, look, I really want
to tell you, Ma,
317
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,342
but I promised
to keep my mouth shut.
318
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:54,758
- What the hell
are you talking about?
319
00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:56,212
- Well...
- I don't even care.
320
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:57,900
Look, you corny.
321
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,240
Write me some jokes
that people like you laugh at.
322
00:14:00,344 --> 00:14:03,594
- Well, I laugh at your jokes.
You calling yourself corny?
323
00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:06,689
- I'm universally funny.
Everybody laugh at me.
324
00:14:06,793 --> 00:14:09,693
- Everybody except
that manager.
325
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,723
- What's so funny?
326
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,377
- Junebug here being
a shitty-ass son.
327
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:18,027
- Why don't y'all give me
your mom a minute, huh?
328
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:27,004
- Hey, grown-man business.
329
00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:34,034
- Listen, baby.
I got to tell you something.
330
00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:36,337
- Terry, don't try to give me
no more advice, please.
331
00:14:36,448 --> 00:14:38,308
Just let me
be pissed off, okay?
332
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:42,283
- Okay.
333
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:44,719
- You my husband, you supposed
to make me feel better
334
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:47,517
even when I tell you not to.
335
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,450
- See that, you
the funniest person I know.
336
00:14:50,551 --> 00:14:52,621
I don't get why
you're doubting yourself.
337
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,524
- I'm not doubting myself.
338
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:56,140
- Yeah, that's what it sounds
like to me,
339
00:14:56,241 --> 00:14:58,721
all because
of what one man said.
340
00:14:58,827 --> 00:15:00,757
- It's not what he said, Terry.
It's how he made me feel.
341
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:03,722
Hell, I do jokes
about my life.
342
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:05,407
He act like my truth
don't matter.
343
00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:07,967
- Well, I won't give you any
advice since you asked me to.
344
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:09,138
- Thank you.
345
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,521
- But I will say
that I know my wife.
346
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,550
So I know you're gonna do
whatever it takes
347
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:15,995
to get what you want.
348
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:18,033
That's how you got me.
349
00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:20,687
- Man, you got a job
and good credit.
350
00:15:20,793 --> 00:15:21,593
[phone buzzes]
351
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,309
- You gonna get that?
352
00:15:24,413 --> 00:15:26,073
- Oh, it's just Elizabeth
trying to remind me
353
00:15:26,172 --> 00:15:27,692
of the PTO meeting tomorrow.
354
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,763
- Look at you, you went
from community service
355
00:15:30,862 --> 00:15:33,072
to serving the community.
356
00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:38,165
- Brandon.
- Hm?
357
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:41,785
- What are you doing?
358
00:15:41,896 --> 00:15:45,786
- Okay, fine, you win.
I'll spill it.
359
00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:47,896
Terry just got laid off and
he's too scared to tell Mama.
360
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:52,860
Whoo! I'm glad
I got that off my chest.
361
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:54,475
- Oh, my God.
362
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,136
Does that mean
I have to eat free lunch?
363
00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,971
- Hey, y'all got
to promise me
364
00:15:59,068 --> 00:16:01,028
that you're not going
to tell Mama or Denise.
365
00:16:01,137 --> 00:16:04,167
- Promise not to tell
Denise what?
366
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:09,406
- Brandon, you better tell me
what it is
367
00:16:09,517 --> 00:16:10,517
you're not supposed
to tell me
368
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,210
or I'm gonna burn
the shit out of you.
369
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,174
- That Terry got laid off.
370
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,445
- Oh, Brandon, seriously!
- Oh, please.
371
00:16:18,551 --> 00:16:20,211
You were going to post it
on your TikTok anyway.
372
00:16:20,310 --> 00:16:24,480
Man, you didn't even get
a Fruit Roll-Up this time.
373
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:26,928
You know, I never thought
I'd see the day
374
00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:30,034
where I had a job
and Terry don't.
375
00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:32,547
- What's the job,
being Wendy Williams?
376
00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:40,763
- No, they got a bitch
spinning signs
377
00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:43,312
outside of Liberty Chicken.
378
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:46,755
But, listen, I don't like
this secret, y'all.
379
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,412
I think we gotta tell Pat.
380
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:50,407
all: No!
381
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:53,827
- Yes, we do.
Pat deserves to know that
382
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,481
Terry done got laid off
up in here.
383
00:16:55,586 --> 00:16:57,406
I mean, it's just--you guys
can't be telling secrets
384
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,717
about your Mama--
[mutters indistinctly]
385
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:03,517
I said respect Terry, okay,
386
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:06,000
in this man's house
and let him tell Pat
387
00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:08,693
when the time
is right for him.
388
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,588
- Damn it.
389
00:17:12,689 --> 00:17:14,719
- Grown-man business, huh?
- What?
390
00:17:14,827 --> 00:17:17,477
I told you,
I'm not good with big secrets.
391
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,206
I mean, that's why I had
to stop using your clippers
392
00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:21,310
to shave my pubes.
393
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:26,453
- Get out of my face.
394
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,408
- Okay, guys, so we need
one more volunteer
395
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:35,827
for the sock hop next week.
Pam, can I count on you?
396
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:38,001
Pam?
397
00:17:38,103 --> 00:17:40,523
So that's a yes.
Thank you, Pam.
398
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:44,720
Okay, well, thanks, you guys.
Meeting adjourned.
399
00:17:44,827 --> 00:17:47,447
And feel free to help yourself
to the delish refreshments
400
00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:50,211
provided by Principal Horner.
Yum-yum.
401
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:54,070
- What's up, Steel Magnolia.
Did Shelby die yet?
402
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:55,312
- Hi, Pat.
403
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:58,213
Well, you just missed
the entire meeting.
404
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,100
- That mean I was
right on time.
405
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,586
Sorry, I was late, y'all.
406
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,169
I was getting ready
for my show tonight.
407
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:06,025
- Oh.
- Ooh, who made the cupcakes?
408
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,337
- I did!
409
00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:10,308
- You look like
you make cupcakes.
410
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,311
Oh, these things will
give you government hips.
411
00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:15,863
- What does that even mean?
412
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,895
- Oh, it's just
a more colorful way of saying
413
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,240
that the food was slamming.
414
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:20,904
- And slamming is
a more colorful way
415
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,480
of saying it was good.
416
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:26,166
- All right,
Laverne and Shirley.
417
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:29,375
I see y'all been using
your Ro-negro Stone.
418
00:18:29,482 --> 00:18:32,832
- Yes, that's how you close
the racial divide
419
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:34,451
by listening to each
other's experiences, right?
420
00:18:34,551 --> 00:18:37,831
- Since I know that, I'm gonna
stop ignoring your phone call
421
00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:40,971
like you my baby daddy.
422
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,478
- Oh.
423
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:45,206
- I love when white women laugh
at the word baby daddy
424
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,520
like y'all
don't have one.
425
00:18:46,620 --> 00:18:48,140
- I don't have one.
I co-parent.
426
00:18:48,241 --> 00:18:50,341
- Girl, a co-parent
ain't nothing
427
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:53,618
but a baby daddy
who came to court.
428
00:18:53,724 --> 00:18:55,974
- What do you call
a baby mama?
429
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,168
- A saint.
- Yeah.
430
00:18:59,275 --> 00:19:00,545
- And don't say it again
'cause I don't like
431
00:19:00,655 --> 00:19:01,825
how it come
out of your mouth.
432
00:19:01,931 --> 00:19:03,831
Sound like Sandra Bullock
in "The Blind Side."
433
00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:06,621
- You're hysterical!
434
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:07,864
- I haven't laughed
this hard since...
435
00:19:07,965 --> 00:19:11,235
- Your last threesome?
436
00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:14,338
- Um, hey, Pat,
437
00:19:14,448 --> 00:19:15,858
so Pam, Martha, and I are
about to grab some appletinis,
438
00:19:15,965 --> 00:19:18,305
and you should join us.
439
00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:21,243
- As much as I would like
to join y'all unhappy hour,
440
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:22,904
I gotta go home
and get ready for my set.
441
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,550
- Oh.
[mouths words]
442
00:19:26,655 --> 00:19:27,755
- You know what?
443
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,102
Since y'all about to drink
and turn your cars
444
00:19:30,206 --> 00:19:33,406
into weapons anyway,
445
00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:34,827
y'all should come
to my comedy show tonight.
446
00:19:34,931 --> 00:19:36,971
- Oh, that could be fun.
447
00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,238
- I really should go home
and feed my children,
448
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:42,794
but as you would say,
fuck them kids.
449
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:44,206
- So it's settled.
450
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,760
Parents night out
at Pat's show. Ah!
451
00:19:46,862 --> 00:19:48,212
- Don't do it again, bitch.
I've been shot.
452
00:19:53,172 --> 00:19:56,592
- Hey, Denise, when is
Andrew Dice Clay gonna go up?
453
00:19:56,689 --> 00:19:59,619
- I thought that was
Andrew Dice Clay.
454
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:02,104
- Oh, no.
He's not nearly as sexy.
455
00:20:02,206 --> 00:20:05,026
I love a man who reminds me
of John Travolta from "Grease."
456
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,827
Actually he might have been
sexier in "Hairspray."
457
00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:11,243
- Patricia.
458
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,004
Back again, I see.
459
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,973
- Ain't no quit in me.
460
00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:15,928
- There isn't any--
461
00:20:16,034 --> 00:20:18,624
never mind.
462
00:20:18,724 --> 00:20:19,974
Oops.
463
00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:22,828
It looks like we're all out
of time for tonight.
464
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,451
Oh, shucks. Maybe you
can try again next week.
465
00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,831
- Come on, William K,
why you keep doing this to me?
466
00:20:28,931 --> 00:20:30,411
Just give me a chance.
467
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:33,717
- It's not personal.
I just do not like your humor.
468
00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:36,097
- Speaking of humor,
I've had pap smears
469
00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:37,546
that was funnier than you.
470
00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,235
- Hm.
471
00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,214
- But if I was a club owner,
472
00:20:40,310 --> 00:20:42,410
I wouldn't try
to shut you down.
473
00:20:42,517 --> 00:20:43,787
Don't we have enough problems
474
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:44,996
without us
getting in each other's way?
475
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:48,413
- Fine.
I'll think about it.
476
00:20:48,517 --> 00:20:49,927
- You know what I think,
477
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:52,314
I think you're intimidated
by people who funnier than you,
478
00:20:52,413 --> 00:20:54,243
especially when
they look like you.
479
00:20:54,344 --> 00:20:56,244
- Hmm, and what is that
supposed to mean?
480
00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,764
- I mean, bitch, I'm funny.
481
00:20:57,862 --> 00:21:00,792
And I'm tired of your crab
in the barrel bullshit.
482
00:21:00,896 --> 00:21:02,786
- Maybe I'm on that bullshit
because crabs
483
00:21:02,896 --> 00:21:05,586
are never meant
to be in a barrel.
484
00:21:05,689 --> 00:21:07,549
[applause]
485
00:21:09,379 --> 00:21:10,929
- That was our last comic
of the evening,
486
00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,484
ladies and gentlemen.
487
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:15,066
[yelling and chanting]
I wanna thank you all--
488
00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:16,382
- We want Pat!
489
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:19,002
- We want Pat!
490
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:19,973
all: We want Pat!
- Pat!
491
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:21,998
all: We want Pat!
- Pat!
492
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:24,833
all: We want Pat!
- Pat!
493
00:21:24,931 --> 00:21:25,831
all: We want Pat!
- Pat!
494
00:21:25,931 --> 00:21:28,001
all: We want Pat!
495
00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:31,033
- This isn't my cup of tea,
496
00:21:31,137 --> 00:21:32,477
but bringing to the stage
497
00:21:32,586 --> 00:21:33,616
the last comic of the night,
498
00:21:33,724 --> 00:21:34,974
Ms. Pat.
499
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:39,028
[cheering and applause]
500
00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:40,927
- That's my sister!
501
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:44,004
- There she is!
502
00:21:45,448 --> 00:21:49,138
- So I went to a coffee shop
and I asked for a small.
503
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:52,551
The lady said,
"Do you want a tall?"
504
00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:54,375
I'm like, "No, lady,
I want a small."
505
00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:59,066
- That's all right, baby.
506
00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:02,102
- Don't women be
shopping?
507
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:05,656
Things that make you go ooh.
508
00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,448
Shucky ducky, quack, quack?
509
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,241
- More like shucky ducky,
whack, whack.
510
00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:12,664
Am I right?
Give it up.
511
00:22:12,758 --> 00:22:14,478
Ooh.
512
00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:17,786
- You know, what fuck
these this cat joke.
513
00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:19,136
Don't William K.
look like he fuck white bitches
514
00:22:19,241 --> 00:22:21,661
so he can have
a place to live?
515
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,970
- He can live with me!
516
00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:28,338
- So I've been married
for 20 years, y'all.
517
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:29,858
And when you've been married
a long time,
518
00:22:29,965 --> 00:22:32,475
the bedroom
could get boring as hell.
519
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:36,996
My husband do the same damn sex
move once a month,
520
00:22:37,103 --> 00:22:39,663
on top with the sheet
on top of his head.
521
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,998
I'm like, who the fuck
are you, a Klansman?
522
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,545
Sometimes I just lift
the sheet and say,
523
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,165
"Faster, master, faster."
524
00:22:49,275 --> 00:22:50,375
Fuck is y'all white people
oohing for?
525
00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:54,452
Y'all make the Klansman
laugh at this shit.
526
00:22:56,172 --> 00:22:58,832
He don't like me to talk
in the bedroom either, ladies.
527
00:22:58,931 --> 00:23:02,411
He say I got a deep voice,
and I sound like his daddy.
528
00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:06,376
So I just wait
till he stick it in,
529
00:23:06,482 --> 00:23:08,482
I'm like, "Tear that pussy up."
530
00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:14,165
Goddamn it, I'm a comedian!
531
00:23:14,275 --> 00:23:16,335
[applause]
532
00:23:16,448 --> 00:23:17,718
- Amazing.
- Thank you.
533
00:23:17,827 --> 00:23:19,827
- You killed it.
It was so good.
534
00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,791
- Thank you, I appreciate it.
- That was really funny.
535
00:23:21,896 --> 00:23:25,586
- Thank you, I appreciate it.
Make sure my baby pass.
536
00:23:28,965 --> 00:23:34,205
- Well, Patricia, I gotta say
I'm still not a fan,
537
00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:36,280
but apparently you have a few.
538
00:23:36,379 --> 00:23:37,719
- Thank you.
539
00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,517
- I don't want you doing
open mic night anymore.
540
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,000
- What the fuck?
541
00:23:41,103 --> 00:23:44,313
- Because I want to give you
a slot on Saturday night.
542
00:23:44,413 --> 00:23:46,453
- Ooh.
543
00:23:48,896 --> 00:23:51,166
For real?
544
00:23:51,275 --> 00:23:53,205
- I'm serious, Patricia.
545
00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,550
I heard what you meant earlier
546
00:23:55,655 --> 00:23:58,025
and not to mention
you were undeniable tonight.
547
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,337
- You're damn right.
548
00:24:00,448 --> 00:24:02,278
- But you got to keep
filling up these seats
549
00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:03,859
with at least
ten paying people.
550
00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,855
If not,
it's back to open mic.
551
00:24:05,965 --> 00:24:09,275
Deal, Ms. Pat?
552
00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:10,719
- Deal.
553
00:24:10,827 --> 00:24:11,897
And when I bring ten people,
554
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,410
I want my room-temperature
hot chocolate.
555
00:24:14,517 --> 00:24:16,757
- You mean, a Yoo-hoo.
556
00:24:16,862 --> 00:24:17,552
- Yeah.
557
00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:36,167
- Oh, don't bring that nigga
to my house.
558
00:24:39,724 --> 00:24:41,834
- What was that all about?
559
00:24:41,931 --> 00:24:43,101
- What you mean?
560
00:24:43,206 --> 00:24:44,996
- Psst, that was too good.
561
00:24:45,103 --> 00:24:49,073
You only get sex that good
when a nigga is unemployed.
562
00:24:50,724 --> 00:24:51,764
- Pat, that's what I've been
563
00:24:51,862 --> 00:24:53,932
meaning to kind of
talk to you about.
564
00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:55,144
- What?
565
00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:58,001
- I got furloughed.
566
00:24:58,103 --> 00:24:59,453
- Ha.
567
00:24:59,551 --> 00:25:02,031
Man, stop trying to be funny.
Go turn that light off, Terry.
568
00:25:02,137 --> 00:25:03,167
Let's go to bed.
569
00:25:03,275 --> 00:25:07,275
- Nah, baby, really.
570
00:25:07,379 --> 00:25:09,789
I'm sorry.
571
00:25:09,896 --> 00:25:13,136
- That was really
some unemployed dick?
572
00:25:14,655 --> 00:25:17,685
You mean to tell me
the only person
573
00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:20,933
that got a job in this house
is damn Statue of Liberty?
574
00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:24,688
Man, I feel like I'm in
an episode of--
575
00:25:24,793 --> 00:25:29,243
- ♪ "Good Times"
576
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:36,065
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
577
00:25:36,172 --> 00:25:37,522
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
578
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:39,340
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
579
00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:42,858
♪ And you can't get enough
580
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:54,208
- ♪ "Good Times"
581
00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:01,101
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
582
00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:02,546
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
583
00:26:02,655 --> 00:26:04,375
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
584
00:26:04,482 --> 00:26:07,902
♪ And you can't get enough
585
00:26:15,034 --> 00:26:16,694
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
586
00:26:16,793 --> 00:26:18,763
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
587
00:26:18,862 --> 00:26:20,792
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
588
00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:23,306
♪ And you can't get enough
589
00:26:23,413 --> 00:26:24,343
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
590
00:26:24,448 --> 00:26:27,448
♪ With family and kids
591
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:29,861
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
592
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:35,135
♪ And it's the best part
that shows ♪
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