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This is it for certain, okay?
I create a game show.
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Two people on stage, right?
They flip a coin.
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One of them has to perform
open-heart surgery.
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The other one has to receive
open-heart surgery.
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We call it
Open-Heart Surgery.
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How about this?
You buy a Gulfstream G-IV jet.
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Already interested.
Take the wheels off.
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Get 'em off of there.
Turn the jet into an apartment building.
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People could live inside
their own private jet.
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We're currently coming up with
business ideas for Jean-Ralphio
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'cause as of today,
his bank account is blowing up.
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I made my money
the old-fashioned way.
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I got run overby a Lexus
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I still can't believe you won
all that money in the lawsuit.
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You barely got hurt at all.
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Do you want to get run over?
Because I know a guy.
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Super gentle. Minor scrapes and bruises,
major dollars and cents.
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I got it.
What are you amazing at?
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I know it. We both know it,
let's just say it at the same time.
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Creating spectacles.
...spectacles.
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No, I got it.
You create Pawnee's first and only
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high-end, all-media
entertainment conglomerate.
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Absolutely. That's absolutely
what I have to do.
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What does it mean?
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It means audio, video,
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movies, 3-D movies, nightclubs... Yeah.
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...iPhone apps. If it's entertainment,
you're involved.
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Yes, of course I am.
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And you call it...
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Entertainment 7Twenty.
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No!
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Why? Why?
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You gotta stop screaming.
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I will, I just get excited.
Why do we call it Entertainment 7Twenty?
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'Cause you're willing to go
around the world twice
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for your clients.
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That is unbelievable!
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But listen to me,
listen to me.
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I'm gonna need you on my team
to pull this off, all right?
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I can't do this without you.
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I don't know, man. I can't.
I'd have to quit my job.
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Okay, I'll do it
without you.
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I have some
very important news
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about our favorite mini-horse,
Li'I Sebastian.
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Yay!
Li'I Sebastian!
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He died last night.
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No.
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But we can take comfort in the
fact that he is in heaven now,
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doing the two things
he loves doing the most.
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Eating carrots and
urinating freely.
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When I walked in this morning
and saw the flag was at half-mast,
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I thought, " All right.
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"Another bureaucrat ate it."
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But then I found out
it was Li'I Sebastian.
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Half-mast is too high.
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Show some damned respect.
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Because of all he's
done for the town,
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we are gonna be holding a
small memorial service for him.
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But for now,
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I think we should bow our
heads in a moment of silence.
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I got it, thank you.
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It's times like this, when someone,
or some horse, passes,
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that you really takestock of your life.
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You look around you,and you start to realize
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what it isthat you truly care about.
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For Li'I Sebastian,I imagine it was
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good fresh oats,a trough of water,
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and a willing sexual partner.
Or non-willing.
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He was a horse, so I think
they had to do it either way.
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Hey...
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Hey, Ann, how's it going?
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You don't have to pretend. I know
you're supposed to meet Leslie here.
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But I'm also curious
about how it's going.
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Mmm-hmm. Leslie's busy,
she's working on
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the Li'I Sebastian
memorial service.
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But you know what? She did give
me this note to give to you,
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and she also wanted me
to kiss you deeply,
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which I'm going to have to pass on.
Okay.
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I really like my new
part-time job here.
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My office mate
moved down the hall
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so I have this
whole room just for me.
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And Ben and Leslie,
who secretly meet here...
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...forty times a day.
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She drew a kiss monster
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on the note.
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Yeah.
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Look, you guys are totally
welcome to use my office,
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just don't do
anything on my desk.
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Oh, we don't... You know.
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We just like to
work in the same place,
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and then we talk
and hold hands.
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Yuck, that's somehow worse.
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Yeah, it sounded
bad when I said it.
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From now on, we stop mourning
Li'I Sebastian's death,
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and we start
celebrating his life.
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That's what he would have wanted.
- Amen.
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We need to send that glorious
beast into the great beyond
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with a display that rivals
the Super Bowl half-time show.
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Also, the budget is $600.
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So maintenance is
gonna set up the stage.
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Ron will be laying
the ceremonial wreath.
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Leslie, there's a 13th century
Italian poem by Dante Alighieri
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that would be
very appropriate.
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Oh, Jerry,
that sounds wonderful.
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Okay, Andy, I need you
to write a memorial song.
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Something like Candle in the Wind,
but 5,000 times better.
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Easy.
Hey, if you want a song from Andy Dwyer,
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lead singer of Mouse Rat,
you should know
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he doesn't get out of bed
for less than $1,000.
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Well, he sleeps on a futon,
so we can give him 50 bucks.
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Sold.
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Okay, here is a memo with some
facts about Li'I Sebastian.
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I think you'll find yours
particularly interesting.
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It's just a list of facts.
What?
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Okay, mine says,
"You have a cute butt."
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That's weird.
Must be a typo.
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Yeah, Jerry,
it's probably a typo,
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because it probably should've said,
"You have a cube butt."
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'Cause your butt's
shaped like a cube.
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Yeah.
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The question is, why is my memo
different than everyone else's?
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Cube butt, cube butt.
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Cube butt, cube butt.
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Well, the good news is
this is just tendonitis.
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How is that good news?
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The other option
was shoulder cancer.
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Really?
No.
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Look, you exercise a lot.
You're in great shape.
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Little things like this happen
with men of your age.
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Men of my age?
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How old do you think I am?
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Forty-two.
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I am 44, and I plan
to live to be 150.
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Okay.
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So. What's the cure?
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Get a time machine.
Go back to being 20.
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Dr. Harris, you are literally the
meanest person I have ever met.
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Okay, all the permits cleared
for the horse funeral.
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What was that tone?
What?
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Oh, nothing.
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I'm very sad about this.
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Question! Who's a genius?
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Answer, Tom Haverford.
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Reason,
Jean-Ralphio just started
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an exclusive,
high-end production company,
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and he's willing to put on Li'I
Sebastian's memorial service
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pro bono,
just for the pub.
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Pub is an abbreviation
for publicity.
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Jean-Ralphio is a clown.
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This is the memorial
for Li'I Sebastian,
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not double-coupon night
at a strip club.
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First off, double-coupon night
is an incredible value.
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Secondly, this guy
just started a business.
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He's my friend.
It would really help him out.
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Plus, I'm gonna oversee everything
and make sure it goes great.
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Okay, Tom, we trust you.
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Make us proud.
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Make him proud.
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Why don't you just
Photoshop that out?
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Hi, Ann Perkins.
Hi.
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How are you?
I'm dying.
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What?
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Tendonitis.
Oh.
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I don't know if you should
lead with "I'm dying."
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You're right,
you're right. So.
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What's up with you?
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I'm just helping Leslie plan Li'I
Sebastian's memorial service.
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Li'I Sebastian died?
That's terrible.
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Yeah, well, he was old,
and he had a lot of ailments.
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Like tendonitis?
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I don't know.
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I don't have his
chart in front of me.
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Could you get it?
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What? No...
There's no chart.
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Oh, my God.
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Death is inescapable.
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Goodbye, Ann Perkins.
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Okay, so I'm meeting him in
a few minutes. How do I look?
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What are you going for?
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Sophisticated with
a hint of slutty.
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Bulls-eye.
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So nice to see you
so happy about a guy.
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Thanks. I don't know.
When I look at my life right now,
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it feels almost perfect.
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I mean,
we have to sneak around,
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but weirdly,
it's kind of fun that nobody knows.
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I could see that.
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Enough about me.
How's Ann?
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I'm pretty happy
right now, generally.
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Although I did see Chris today.
He always just throws me off.
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I don't want to talk about Chris.
Every time I hear his name,
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I think about the fact that he's
gonna find out about me and Ben,
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and he's gonna
fire both of us.
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And about how
much he hurt you.
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Yeah, there you go.
Yeah.
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Hello, Leslie.
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How long have you
been sleeping with Ben?
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What?
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How long have you
been sleeping with Ben?
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That's disgusting and wrong.
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I don't even get...
Why would... I...
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I've never had sex
with anyone anywhere.
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It's none of your...
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You have the nerve,
the audacity...
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Ben is my boss,
technically.
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And he is terrible,
facewise.
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And how...
How do I know, frankly,
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that you're not
sleeping with him?
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Maybe you are.
Maybe you're trying to throw me off.
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Hmm. Check and mate.
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This is an outrage!
Who do I call?
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Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
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Hey, Ron. Listen, you're
just who I was looking for.
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Are you...
Did you forget the...
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Did you...
Can I get that thing?
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Can we just...
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Did you bring it?
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This isn't convincing.
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How did you find out?
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We've worked together
for a while now.
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I'd like to think I
know you pretty well.
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Plus, Ben butt-dialed me
last night.
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Okay, okay. And this is
how Eleanor Roosevelt would kiss.
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Whoa.Eleanor likes the tongue.
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Hey, show me Pelosi again.
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Okay, lay down.
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Please tell me you hung up
before Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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Unfortunately not.
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This is a scandal
waiting to happen.
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If you get caught,
which you clearly will,
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Chris will fire you.
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And I won't be
able to stop him.
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Ron, we're being
very careful.
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Oh, President Reagan,my blazer popped open.
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Well, Maggie Thatcher,let me help you with that.
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It's gonna be a bumpy rideto this summit meeting.
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Our countries have had a very... Okay.
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Yes.
...special relationship...
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Oh, no!
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You've proven your point.
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In my heart,
I'm sad you had to die.
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Li'I horse, spread your
wings and learn to fly.
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Horses don't fly.
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That's why
I'm telling him,
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"learn to fly."
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Come on, help me.
There's a lot riding on this.
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This is what Li'I Sebastian's
gonna listen to in horsey heaven.
248
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,119
Okay, let me hear
your favorite one so far.
249
00:10:59,925 --> 00:11:03,861
You're a championlittle horse
250
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:05,822
And you're dead
251
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:10,132
You'rethe champion of death
252
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:13,102
You'rethe champion of death
253
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,932
Maybe try to do one
254
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,737
without the word
"dead" so much.
255
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,402
Or "death"
or "you're dead."
256
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:21,105
See?
You're helping me already.
257
00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:24,907
So the only people that know
are my mom, Ann, and Ron.
258
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,348
And they're not
gonna say anything.
259
00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,478
Right. Just no more
fooling around at work.
260
00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:30,915
Okay, yeah. We can't.
261
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:33,584
Well, I mean, you know,
a situation could arise
262
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,923
where you do something good,
263
00:11:35,995 --> 00:11:37,394
and I congratulate you.
264
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,727
Like, with
a professional hug.
265
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,062
You know,
kind of like this,
266
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,496
"Oh, congratulations."
267
00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,131
That feels appropriate.
Yeah.
268
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,968
Yeah, I mean, I think we can
get away with that
269
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,736
as long as we don't
do stuff like this.
270
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:52,634
Hey, lovebirds.
271
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,440
What do I do with this?
272
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,046
You can just leave it there.
Okay.
273
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:02,979
So my mom,
Ron, Ann, and that guy.
274
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:08,584
For the memorial ribbons?
275
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,185
No doubt.
Which one floats your penis?
276
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:12,423
They're all black.
277
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,367
Maybe to the layman,
Jerry.
278
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:20,098
Obsidian, onyx, midnight,
lost soul, rolling blackout,
279
00:12:20,172 --> 00:12:22,402
sleeping panther,
and void by Armani.
280
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,334
Hey, Jerry, does this
look black to you, too?
281
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,405
Ann.
282
00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,713
So glad I found you.
283
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,849
Can I talk to
you for a minute?
284
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,386
Um, okay.
285
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:42,090
I need to ask you
a question,
286
00:12:42,228 --> 00:12:44,560
and if you're uncomfortable
answering it right now,
287
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:48,726
you can take some time and think
about it. That would be okay.
288
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:50,891
Okay.
289
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:54,537
Is tendonitis symptomatic
of something larger?
290
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,141
Really, that's the question
you wanted to ask me?
291
00:12:58,244 --> 00:12:59,404
I'm just very worried.
292
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,503
I'm not sure that this
doctor's been properly trained.
293
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:05,141
You know what, Chris? I'm sorry,
but I'm not your nurse,
294
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,617
and I'm not your
girlfriend and...
295
00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:10,382
I thought I was twice,
and I was wrong,
296
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:11,745
which was embarrassing.
297
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,157
I'm just not ready
to be your friend.
298
00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:17,792
Of course. I'm sorry.
299
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,794
I do hope we can be
friends before I die.
300
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,406
Hi, friend.
Hey.
301
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:29,463
Hey.
Hey.
302
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,204
What you saw was not
what you think it is.
303
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,975
I was just congratulating her
because she got some good news.
304
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,275
Oh, right.
Yeah.
305
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:40,284
We were both kind of up for this thing,
this really...
306
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,752
I won
the MacArthur Genius Grant.
307
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,112
Yeah.
Yeah.
308
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,851
Yeah, so that's what
the hug was all about.
309
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,552
Sure. Congratulations.
310
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:49,958
Thank you.
Hey, you know what?
311
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,257
We'll cover
your duties here.
312
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,695
You should just take
the rest of the day off.
313
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,460
Oh, that's a good idea.
You should do that
314
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,364
and you should
get a massage.
315
00:13:56,435 --> 00:14:00,633
I have a gift certificate, actually.
My mom gave it to me for you.
316
00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:01,866
Oh, my God.
Yes!
317
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,375
That's so nice.
318
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,673
Okay. Well, thanks.
319
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,910
Thank you.
And thank you for your discretion.
320
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:11,774
You got it.
321
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,315
It was great to see you, George. Yes.
322
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,416
Welcome, everyone.
323
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,687
Sebastian may havebeen li'I,
324
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:26,259
but his impact on this townand the Parks Department
325
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,163
was anything but li'I.
326
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:33,371
I would like to introduce his owners,Michael and Elizabeth Stone
327
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:36,465
and two of hisclosest friends.
328
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:38,100
Cue music and lights, and...
329
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,077
Go Ladybug, go Coconut.
330
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:47,175
Coconut and Ladybug
both in position.
331
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:50,086
Not only wasCoconut a friend,
332
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,452
but she was also a lover.
333
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,923
Our deepestsympathy is with you.
334
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,751
Coconut just took a dump on the stage.
We gotta clean that up.
335
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,195
Code red. Coconut
just took a dump onstage.
336
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:01,394
Hey, Leslie.
337
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,867
The maintenance guy bailed on us.
No one knows where he is.
338
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:05,301
He had the fuel for
the eternal flame.
339
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,703
No way. That guy left?
What a...
340
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,331
Okay. Start
the video presentation.
341
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,841
I'll deal with it.
All right.
342
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,571
Jerry, I need you to
go get some propane.
343
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,634
No, what about my poem?
344
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,509
No one wants you to read
a poem, okay, Jerry?
345
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,912
What everyone wants,
346
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,409
what Li'I Sebastian wants,
347
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,282
is for you to get propane.
348
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,181
Fine. I'll do it
for Li'I Sebastian.
349
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,356
Now we havea special presentation,
350
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,191
courtesy of the folksat Entertainment 7Twenty.
351
00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:33,360
Hope you brought
a change of clothes.
352
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:36,497
'Cause your eyes are
about to piss tears.
353
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,664
You nasty.
354
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,209
Who are we?
355
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,941
Where are we going in life?
356
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,718
What is the meaningof all of this?
357
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:59,421
These are questions Li'ISebastian never had to answer
358
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:00,856
because he was a horse.
359
00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:05,689
Instead, he just brought usjoy and happiness.
360
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,697
And isn't that the point?
361
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,299
You gotta join the company.
I'm the bank. You're the money.
362
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:13,201
I know, J,
but it'd be a big leap.
363
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:14,796
And I will take
that leap with you.
364
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,704
I'm Thelma,
you're Louise.
365
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,602
You can't die
full of regret.
366
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,306
Why don't you live your life
like that cow from the video?
367
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,746
He was a horse.
Yeah.
368
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,374
Because he followed
his dreams.
369
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,852
There was noobstacle too large.
370
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:31,550
No mountain too high.
371
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,586
No valley too low.
372
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,887
Li'l Sebastian had a long life,filled with wonder.
373
00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:40,862
Good night, Li'l Sebastian.
374
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,093
Forever.
375
00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,403
We'd like to encourage
everyone to buy our merchandise.
376
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:55,777
All the proceeds will go towardsLi'I Sebastian's favorite charity,
377
00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:57,942
the AfghanInstitute of Learning.
378
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,410
Next, we havea special musical tribute
379
00:17:01,487 --> 00:17:03,284
by Mr. Andy Dwyer.
380
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,955
What's 5,000 times better
than a candle in the wind?
381
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:12,487
This song is called
5,000 Candles in the Wind.
382
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,501
Up in horsey heaven
383
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,265
Here's the thing
384
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:27,275
You trade your legsfor angel's wings
385
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:33,315
And once we'veall said goodbye
386
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:41,356
You take a running leapand you learn to fly
387
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:46,655
Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian
388
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:54,233
I miss you inthe saddest fashion
389
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:59,600
Bye-bye, Li'I Sebastian
390
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:06,076
You're 5,000candles in the wind
391
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:10,912
Hey,
392
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:13,219
why is Perd Hapley unveiling
the memorial stone?
393
00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,351
Because Joe from sewage
had to hand out the armbands,
394
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,792
and Perd had to
fill in for Mortenson,
395
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,294
and Mortenson had to
fill in for Howser.
396
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,625
Okay, well,
why couldn't Donna do it?
397
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,723
Because Donna's reading
Jerry's Italian poem.
398
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:28,132
This is sort of a mess.
399
00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:29,469
No, it's okay, we're...
400
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,905
What the hell, Leslie?
401
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:33,444
I thought I was supposed to
lay the ceremonial wreath.
402
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,504
Why is Councilman
Howser doing it?
403
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,549
Because you are doing
404
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,339
something better.
405
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:42,148
You are lighting
the memorial flame,
406
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,155
which is
the greatest honor of all.
407
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,123
Oh, my God.
Ron, congratulations.
408
00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:48,091
I saved it for you, Ron.
409
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,156
Who caught you guys?
410
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,224
A very nosy
maintenance worker,
411
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,322
and we talked to him,
and now we're all friends,
412
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,196
and he's not gonna tell on us.
It's totally fine.
413
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,293
I think if you would know
one thing about me,
414
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:02,170
it would be that I prefer laying
wreaths to lighting torches.
415
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,607
I have cried twicein my life.
416
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:07,576
Once when I was seven,
417
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,375
and I was hitby a school bus.
418
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:14,213
And then again when I heardthat Li'I Sebastian had passed.
419
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,679
His memory will live on,
420
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,952
as today we light a fire
421
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:22,722
that will burnon for eternity.
422
00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,030
Okay, deep breath.
I think we got through it.
423
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,191
Thank God.
Yeah.
424
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,861
Hey, Jerry, you put propane
in the eternal flame, right?
425
00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,233
No, they were out.
426
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,932
So I just got a big thing of lighter
fluid. It's kind of the same thing.
427
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,368
Huh? Oh!
428
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,738
We planned that!
Wow, wow!
429
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:44,911
We planned that.
430
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,312
Yay!
431
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,947
Please, Ron,
I am very sorry.
432
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,117
I guess I put too
much fuel in the torch.
433
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,455
Oh, I don't know, Jerry.
I think you're being hard on yourself.
434
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,728
Ron, are you mad at me? 'Cause
without eyebrows, I can't really tell.
435
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,801
Ron Swanson loves
his facial hair.
436
00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:08,135
And we burned it off.
437
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:11,633
This thing that we're doing,
it's unsustainable.
438
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,768
What, you want
to break up?
439
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:13,833
What? No. I like you.
440
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:14,901
Well, then...
441
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,038
You want to tell Chris.
442
00:20:16,114 --> 00:20:17,547
What? No. I like my job.
443
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,049
Well, then, what do we do?
444
00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:20,982
Okay, operation shutdown.
445
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,248
No more secret hand-holding.
446
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,517
No more smooching
in Ann's office.
447
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,116
In fact, when we're at work, we just
shouldn't talk to each other at all.
448
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:31,162
Okay, well, that's gonna be really hard,
and we could still get fired.
449
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:35,064
I know. But it's worth the
risk if I can be with you.
450
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:36,960
All right.
451
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,502
Well, then, I'm in.
452
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:39,559
What are you doing?
Are you kidding me?
453
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,401
I'm sorry.
No, it's force of habit.
454
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:42,700
So what do I do, Ron?
455
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:45,834
Do I stay here or roll the
dice with Jean-Ralphio?
456
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,674
I can't tell you what to do.
Go with your gut.
457
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:53,479
My gut's really small. It's easily
irritated. I need someone to guide me.
458
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,315
You have no interest
in government work,
459
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:58,754
and you slow everything down
with your selfish attitude.
460
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,984
I'd love for you to
stick around, Tommy.
461
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,551
It'll be damn hard
to replace you.
462
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,724
But I'll support
you either way.
463
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,528
Two of my lovers in one place.
What a coincidence.
464
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:11,960
Tammy.
465
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,402
Hello, Ron.
466
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,001
Ooh, what happened here?
467
00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:19,475
And more importantly,
does the carpet match the face?
468
00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:22,206
If you're looking for trouble,
take it somewhere else.
469
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:26,047
An hour ago, a giant fireball
consumed my entire face.
470
00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,320
And it was far preferable to
spending another second with you.
471
00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,289
Tell that
to your pants-tent.
472
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,419
It's just
the way I'm standing.
473
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:38,459
Go back to the library,
where you belong.
474
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,828
Hey, Glenn.
475
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:43,925
Wanna dance?
476
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,093
No, I'm okay.
477
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:46,831
Just one dance?
478
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,270
No.
With mommy?
479
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:56,676
You know, tendonitis
is usually caused by overuse.
480
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,841
Have you been working
out more than usual?
481
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,277
I did do 10,000
push-ups last week.
482
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:05,080
Oh, really.
That might have something to do with it.
483
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,216
You need to relax.
You're in great shape.
484
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,754
For a 44-year-old.
485
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:11,587
Yeah. That's how old
you are, man.
486
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:15,359
You're right.
I've been overreacting.
487
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,033
I don't like
thinking about death.
488
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,764
Death is the opposite of...
489
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,698
Being alive?
490
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:24,973
Exactly.
491
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,476
Look at us.
492
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:27,534
Talking like friends.
493
00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:28,703
Yeah.
494
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:30,939
What the hell. Friends.
495
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,108
Ann Perkins.
496
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,516
Chris Traeger.
497
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:40,888
What's the point in doing 10,000
push-ups if you're gonna do them alone?
498
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:44,554
I'd much rather do 5,000
push-ups with a wonderful woman.
499
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:48,260
Sitting on my back to
increase my resistance.
500
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:51,200
Copy of our new hit single,
5,000 Candles in the Wind,
501
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:55,205
and the new full-length CD,
The Awesome Album.
502
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,104
Eighteen bucks each,
$40 for the set.
503
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,869
That doesn't add up.
504
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:01,010
You don't add up.
505
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,638
Okay.
506
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,547
Honey,
you are awesome at this.
507
00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,846
Thanks.
508
00:23:09,788 --> 00:23:11,415
April, I need
to ask you something,
509
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:14,584
and it's the biggest thing I've ever
asked anybody in my entire life.
510
00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:16,118
Honey,
we're already married.
511
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,662
No, this is way more
important than that.
512
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:20,923
April Ludgate,
513
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,064
would you be my manager?
514
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,100
Seriously?
515
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,331
Okay. Yeah.
516
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:41,716
Excuse me.
517
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,017
Are you Leslie Knope?
Yes.
518
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,647
My name is William Barnes.
519
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,157
Do you have a minute
to talk?
520
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:48,214
Sure.
521
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:50,318
We really enjoyed
the service.
522
00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:52,920
That fireball
was truly amazing.
523
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:54,659
I'm glad.
'Cause it was planned.
524
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:56,963
And you were also responsible for
the Harvest Festival, correct?
525
00:23:57,035 --> 00:23:59,026
Well, a lot of people
contributed to that.
526
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,732
You don't have to be modest.
We know it was you.
527
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,001
You did an amazing job.
528
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:04,369
Thank you.
529
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,911
We are part of a group
that tries to identify
530
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:10,607
potential candidates for
political office here in town.
531
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,741
And we think that
you might fit the bill.
532
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,142
Oh.
533
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:17,646
Wow.
534
00:24:17,722 --> 00:24:20,122
Which office in particular?
535
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:23,923
Well, there are a couple city council
seats we think are vulnerable.
536
00:24:23,995 --> 00:24:26,862
And the mayor's term
is up next year.
537
00:24:28,333 --> 00:24:30,096
All we need to
know right now is
538
00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:32,796
are you theoretically interested
in running for office?
539
00:24:32,871 --> 00:24:34,395
Absotootly, I am.
540
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,441
Very sorry that I
just used that word.
541
00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:38,601
But yes. I just...
542
00:24:40,045 --> 00:24:42,809
I've dreamed about this moment
for a long time.
543
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,178
Guess I'll be
heading home.
544
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,878
Catching the number 12 bus
to Satan's butthole?
545
00:24:47,953 --> 00:24:50,888
Actually, I prefer
the number 69 train
546
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:52,355
to Humpsville station.
547
00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,118
Red alert, Swanson.
548
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,023
Your ex-wife is back.
549
00:24:56,094 --> 00:24:57,527
No kidding, Donna.
550
00:24:57,596 --> 00:25:00,429
Not her.
The other ex-wife.
551
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,229
Tammy One.
552
00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:06,099
She's in your office.
553
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:14,036
Would I have to
quit my job?
554
00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:16,205
Well, that's
a long way off.
555
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:17,714
Of course.
But listen.
556
00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:20,613
When you run,
even in a local election,
557
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,585
your life
becomes an open book.
558
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,884
So if you so much as
stiff a waiter on his tip
559
00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:29,120
or use a government stamp for
personal mail, it will come out.
560
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,821
So before
we go any further,
561
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,022
I need you to tell me,
562
00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:34,064
is there
a scandal out there?
563
00:25:34,132 --> 00:25:38,330
Is there anything at all you
need to tell us about your life?
564
00:25:42,841 --> 00:25:43,933
Nope.
565
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:46,002
All right.
566
00:25:46,077 --> 00:25:48,045
Well, we'll be in touch.
567
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,121
Yeah, I think we can
do that for a million.
568
00:26:08,199 --> 00:26:10,167
Okay, we'll talk soon.
569
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:11,725
There was no one on the
other end of that phone call,
570
00:26:11,803 --> 00:26:13,361
but soon there will be.
571
00:26:13,438 --> 00:26:15,804
Welcome to the Dreamatorium,
572
00:26:15,874 --> 00:26:18,707
A.K.A. the headquarters
of Entertainment 7Twenty.
573
00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:20,335
It's only two blocks
away from City Hall,
574
00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:22,036
but it's a whole
new world over here.
575
00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:25,683
We got a pool table,
a ping-pong table, a lounge area,
576
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,342
a couch with a ceiling on it,
577
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,751
in-house DJ. DJ Blunt.
578
00:26:29,821 --> 00:26:31,083
And best of all,
579
00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:34,717
former NBA superstar Detlef
Schrempf is on retainer.
580
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,124
What's up, Detlef?
581
00:26:36,227 --> 00:26:39,162
Hey, Jean-Ralphio,
who's sitting in my clear purple desk?
582
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,322
What?
583
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:41,591
Who's this person?
584
00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:46,631
Are you talking about this
little sweetie right here?
585
00:26:46,705 --> 00:26:48,730
Yeah.
That is our new assistant, Tessa.
586
00:26:48,807 --> 00:26:52,106
I saw her sweating real sexy
on the StairMaster at Bally's.
587
00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:56,045
I need petty cash. My iPhone cover's
gross and I need to get a new one.
588
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:57,409
Get it to match
your personality.
589
00:26:57,549 --> 00:26:58,777
Petty cash, money bowl.
Go diving.
590
00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:00,707
Gross.
591
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:03,253
Why do we keep our petty cash
in a clear plastic toilet bowl?
592
00:27:03,321 --> 00:27:04,788
I don't know,
maybe 'cause we're...
593
00:27:04,856 --> 00:27:08,314
Flush with cash
594
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:11,321
So, Tom, what does
this business do, again?
595
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,523
It's a multimedia entertainment
production conglomerate.
596
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,560
I don't know, man.
You have a lot of overhead here.
597
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,399
Ever thought about
scaling back a bit
598
00:27:19,537 --> 00:27:21,300
and focusing on
building your client base?
599
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:23,404
Thanks a lot,
Forbes magazine.
600
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,705
But we didn't hire you
to give us business advice.
601
00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:27,369
We hired you to look pretty
and shoot baskets.
602
00:27:27,445 --> 00:27:28,810
So why don't you head over
there and do your thing?
603
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,212
We want people to see you
when they come in, Detlef.
604
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,078
We may not have any clients yet,
but we're about to blow up.
605
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:38,051
First you set up the pond,
then you reel in the fish.
606
00:27:38,123 --> 00:27:39,385
Big D, hit me!
607
00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,549
Uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, uh-oh.
608
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,922
Come on.
609
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,928
We're living the dream.
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