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Gee whiz.
The Harvest Festival was a real triumph.
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We had over eighty thousandpeople in attendance,
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which surpassed ourwildest expectations.
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I would like to specifically
single out Leslie Knope.
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I speak for the mayor,
city council, and all of Pawnee
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when I say we
can't wait to see
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what the heck
you're going to do next.
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Step on up here, Les.
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Thank you.
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Paul, are you okay?
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Uh...
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Oh, my gosh.
Holy!
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Oh, my God.
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Call 911!
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That was the second
most awkward way
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a man has ever
grabbed my breast.
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All right, guys.
Everybody, listen up.
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Just a few notes about our
camping retreat tomorrow.
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We're all gonna meet here
and leave as a group
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at 6:45 a.m., promptly.
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Why are we doing this?
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Harvest Fest is over.
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We do not wanna
have a sophomore slump.
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This camping trip is our chance
to think of some really big ideas.
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Why don't you just tell us
what our next project is,
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and I'll go camping
by myself.
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Look, I have ideas, Ron. Okay?
I have, like, 100 new ideas.
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But the point is,
the pressure is on.
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We only have one chance
to make a second impression.
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What portion of this camping
trip will take place outside?
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All of it.
Pass.
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Can't pass.
It's a mandatory work retreat.
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I have a question.
What if we're scaling a cliff
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and I start to fall?
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Can I grab onto
your boob for support?
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No, Tom, don't.
Her boob kills.
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My boob
does not kill.
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Paul did not die.
He had a heart attack,
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which required
an octuple bypass.
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Besides, the Pawnee Sun said
that my chest saved his life.
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How's the best municipal
department in Pawnee?
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That's you guys.
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Paul is going to be
recuperating for a while.
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So, the mayor asked me
to step in as City Manager.
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And I of course accepted immediately
because Pawnee is literally
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the greatest
town in the country.
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Of course,
I am gonna miss Indianapolis,
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which is the most
wonderful city in America.
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I'm so excited to be working
with you all again.
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And Leslie, I cannot wait
to hear your new big idea.
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I wanna hit the ground running,
and your new mystery project
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is going to be
the hydration pack
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that gets me to
the finish line.
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You're all my
little hydration packs.
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I'm sure I am not.
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Ron.
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Are, too.
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Hydration pack!
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Hey, you gotta hear this hilarious
story that he's telling me.
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Tell her what happened.
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My identity was stolen.
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His identity was stolen.
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Tell her about
the accounts.
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They were frozen.
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Frozen.
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Bye, Kyle.
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Where are you going?
Oh, my God.
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How's the coolest chick ever?
Not good.
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What do you mean?
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Leslie's making us go
on a camping retreat.
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That's awesome.
Camping's the best.
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Camping sucks.
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It's super boring.
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And you can see the stars,
which I hate. They're creepy.
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I love camping.
I bet you I can get you to love it, too.
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Why don't I meet you
out there?
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If you hate it, we'll leave and
go make out. But if you love it,
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we'll stay and make out.
Either way, a ton of making out.
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You in?
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Ann Perkins.
Chris.
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Hey. I heard you were back.
Yeah.
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I didn't do this
because of you.
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Well, it looks great.
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Yeah, you look great.
Am I right? It's...
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So good running into you.
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You know, we should get together soon.
I'd love to catch up.
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Me, too.
Catch up and mustard.
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Ketchup and mustard.
I just was...
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Oh!
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So delightful.
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I relish your wit.
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Well, I salsa your face.
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I should hate him.
He broke up with me.
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Well, there was an ex that I still
liked after he broke up with me.
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But it was really hard to stay mad
at him. He was an amazing dentist.
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You know, when he saw me,
I swear his face lit up.
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Ann.
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What do you think "We should
get together soon" means?
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No. Do not read into this.
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Remember, this is the guy that
was so upbeat and positive,
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when he broke up with you,
you didn't even know it happened.
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Yeah.
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Come camping with us.
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It'll be really fun. You'll be away
from Chris. You can brainstorm.
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I'll give you
first dibs on s'mores.
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Okay. That sounds fun.
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Here is ourofficial retreat schedule.
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It divides our time evenly
between work and play.
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Come on, everybody.
Let's hustle.
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Let's get to
the brainstorming!
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Great attitude, Ron.
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I just wanna get the work
over as soon as possible
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so I can do some fishing.
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Fishing relaxes me.
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It's like yoga,
except I still get to kill something.
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All right.
I call this wonderful spot.
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You didn't bring a tent?
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I don't really go
camping ever, Jerry.
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So, I'm not going to
spend $150 on a tent.
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I'm just gonna
sleep on the floor.
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It's called the ground
when it's outside.
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Whatever.
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Why? Do you guys do
this a lot? Camping?
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I've never been before,
but I think I'm gonna love it.
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Why am I gonna love it?
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SkyMall.
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Come check out my tent.
I ordered a bunch of crap off SkyMall.
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I got my TV, my Xbox, DVD.
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Awesome bed right there.
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DJ Roomba's in the mix.
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It's like I'm
not even camping.
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This is actually
a dog couch,
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but it's super comfortable.
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It's really important to me
that April loves camping.
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So, I went ahead and set up the
ultimate campsite love nest.
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Complete withbeautiful starlight.
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We got champagne.Also, rose petals.
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As you can see,they smell terrific.
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We need big ideas, and we need 'em now.
Who wants to go first?
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I propose that we take all the money
we made from the Harvest Festival
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and return it to the citizens.
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So, how much would
that be per person?
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About 83 cents.
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Per household.
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Before postage.
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Are we done?
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What do Jay-Z, Lil Wayne,
and Drake all have in common?
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Oh, I know this one.
They are all rappists.
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Oh, my God.
They're rappers, Jerry.
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And what they have
in common is none of them
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have ever performed
in Pawnee. Why?
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Because we don't have
an adequate concert venue.
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Until now.
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The Pawnee Amphitheater.
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How much would that cost?
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Not that much.
$200, $300 million.
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Right.
Great.
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Luxury dog park.
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Do you want to
tell us any more?
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Poodles only. No pooping.
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Hey. Where are you?
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I'm here.
Where are you?
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We're inside
the main entrance,
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near the sign that says
"Pawnee Campground."
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I'm in a totally
different place.
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That's why we
can't see each other.
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My God, Andy,
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I don't even wanna be here.
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The air is too fresh.
It's disgusting. I can't breathe.
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There's a brook somewhere that
won't stop babbling. Shut up!
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Sweetheart. Just hold tight
and I'll be there.
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Well, April is right here.
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And I am down here somewhere.
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How about we just
invest the money?
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Make 4% a year.
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You know, set up a nice
little nest egg for the city.
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What do you think?
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Great idea.
Thanks, white Urkel.
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All right. Maybe it's not the
sexiest idea, Tom, but it's smart.
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What are you even still doing here?
Harvest Festival is over.
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Shouldn't you be
back in Indianapolis?
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Hey. Ben helped us launch
the Harvest Festival,
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and he knows how
Chris's mind works.
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And he's a valuable
asset to the team.
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Thank you.
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April has not presented her idea.
April?
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I didn't come up with anything.
Why?
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Because I know that
whatever we come up with
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isn't gonna be
good enough anyway,
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and we're just
gonna go with your idea.
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She's got a point.
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Leslie, just tell
us what your idea is
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so I can go back
to the Thunderdome.
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That's what I'm
calling my tent.
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I am really
disappointed in all of you.
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You know, the whole town
is looking at us right now.
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And you're letting 'em down.
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Take an hour.
Go clear your heads
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and see if you can come up with
a real idea that we can use.
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And also,
see if you're interested
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in contributing
to this department.
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Then, after that,
I will tell you my idea.
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Wow. You really
let 'em have it.
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Well, I had no choice.
I didn't wanna tell them my idea.
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Why not?
Because I don't have one.
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I don't have
an idea, Ann.
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I'm so screwed, Ann.
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The meeting is tomorrow,
and I don't have anything.
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Why not just build the park
on the lot behind my house?
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Chris wants the new project
to generate revenue.
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What about those
binders in your office?
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They're filled
with small ideas.
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We need a big,
juicy idea.
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I'm so desperate,
I even brought in my dream journal,
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hoping it would inspire me.
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"I married ALF and
we're pretty happy."
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That sounds nice.
It was.
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Okay, listen to me.
You are smart and creative and talented,
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and you're gonna be fine.
You're probably right.
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I just need an hour
and it'll come to me.
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Hello?
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Andy, you have to save me.
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I'm camping with
people I work with.
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Hello. April.
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Hello?
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Walk around in circles
like I am.
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Help triangulate
the phone call.
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Hello?
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Hang on.
I'm gonna try to get to higher ground.
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I found some thorns.
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I mean, yes, my daughter
might think she is old enough
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to be sexually
active with her boyfriend.
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But I'm sorry, 16,
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that just seems too young
to be on birth control.
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You know,
I was 24 when Gayle took my virginity.
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What say we just
stand here in silence
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and think of
ideas for projects?
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You know what I should do? I should
lead a teen abstinence workshop.
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That might be
incredibly effective.
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Hey, Tom.
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One second. I'm just in the
middle of a head massage.
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Well, that's a good stopping point.
What's up?
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Uh...
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You wanna bounce
some ideas off each other?
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Here's a better idea. How about I
bounce my way over to my dog couch
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and watch a little
Season Six of Top Chef?
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All right.
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I know Leslie seems upset.
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But the truth is,
she's better than us
250
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,799
at this stuff by
a thousand miles.
251
00:10:44,143 --> 00:10:46,373
So, there's really no point.
Care for some fondue?
252
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:47,503
Yeah.
253
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,975
Hey. How do you
afford all this stuff?
254
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,581
I just return it the next day
and claim it was defective.
255
00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:55,181
The key is crying a lot.
256
00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:56,618
No one likes to
hear a grown man cry.
257
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,689
"And then, my hand accidentally
went in the panini press!"
258
00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,560
Hey. You wanna go
for a walk?
259
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,852
Yeah.
260
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:08,031
Wow. The sky
is really beautiful.
261
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,295
It's pollution from the
Sweetums factory. It's gorgeous,
262
00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,337
but is it worth
the asthma?
263
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,265
No.
264
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,865
Ben, this new project idea,
265
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,002
it's not really a big deal.
I'm probably making too much out of it.
266
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,769
Oh, no, no.
It's really big.
267
00:11:21,947 --> 00:11:24,575
I mean, you got everyone's
attention with the Harvest Festival.
268
00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:25,912
Now, you're gonna
seal the deal.
269
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:27,349
It's the chance
you've been waiting for.
270
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,020
What if the festival was, like,
a high point for me,
271
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and I never do
anything better than that?
272
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Then you wouldn't
be Leslie Knope.
273
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,758
So, I have to keep thinking
about good ideas all the time,
274
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or I'm no longer myself?
275
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,055
No, no, no.
No, no. Not at all.
276
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I've just honestly never met
someone who works as hard as you do.
277
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:48,399
I mean, you're like the Energizer
Bunny of city government.
278
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,511
And when she looked
in the back of her car,
279
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,505
she saw that even though it
was her own private property,
280
00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,878
she would be
forced to take it in
281
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for a state inspection!
282
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,721
Okay, guys. Listen up.
283
00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,586
What was that?
That was me talking.
284
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,629
No, I heard it, too.
Andy?
285
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,395
If that's a coyote,
someone needs
286
00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:13,930
to pick me up
off the ground now.
287
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,862
Oh, my God!
288
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:16,959
Hey, guys.
289
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:18,094
What are you doing here?
290
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,329
I was just out for
my nighttime run,
291
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,600
and I thought,
"Why not go visit the Parks Department?"
292
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:22,766
How's everything going here?
293
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,867
Super great. Really well.
294
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,868
We have a great idea.
295
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,381
Tell me now while I
sit on this boulder.
296
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,876
I'm much more
receptive to new ideas
297
00:12:31,016 --> 00:12:32,210
when my heart rate
is still elevated.
298
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,918
Chris, do you wanna maybe
just talk for a minute?
299
00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,211
Let them work?
300
00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,515
Oh! Sure.
301
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,393
What was that? What was that?
302
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,901
Leslie,
just tell us your idea.
303
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Los Angeles, Season One
isn't gonna watch itself.
304
00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,466
Here it is.
305
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:05,339
What do you think?
306
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,484
I don't have an idea.
I'm sorry.
307
00:13:08,754 --> 00:13:10,847
I thought if we all
worked really hard,
308
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,151
I could come up
with something.
309
00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:14,351
But I don't have anything,
and we're totally screwed.
310
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:19,621
And what we need to do is just keep
working and just work again more
311
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,690
and just do it and get it.
And then we got it and we're good.
312
00:13:23,035 --> 00:13:24,024
Go with that.
313
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:27,327
I think
I'm gonna turn in.
314
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:28,464
You're not
going anywhere.
315
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,270
No one's going anywhere.
No one's sleeping
316
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:32,707
because this is an all-nighter.
And that'll be fun.
317
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:35,679
We'll all stay up and then,
I'll be like, "Hey! No one sleep!"
318
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:38,274
Do you hear
how loud that is?
319
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,111
You're not
sleeping through that.
320
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,446
Is there anything else
to eat?
321
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,216
The marshmallows
are all gone.
322
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:44,617
We have nothing to eat.
323
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:49,254
Jerry scared all the fish away
with his loud personal stories.
324
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:52,293
I wanna go home.
I miss my canopy bed.
325
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,395
Yeah. I'm fine
with not camping.
326
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,930
Especially since my stupid
boyfriend abandoned me!
327
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,366
I'll fire up the van.
328
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:04,071
You know,
I've never moved this slowly before.
329
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,735
It's almost like
being in quicksand.
330
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,536
Hey, um, listen.
331
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,846
When you dumped me,
it was really embarrassing.
332
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:14,452
You just kind of took off.
333
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,515
Oh, I'm so sorry. I mean,
I never meant to hurt you.
334
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:21,159
And well, I'm back now.
335
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:22,955
Hey, I have a great idea.
336
00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,119
Why don't we go to this
rustic diner that I know?
337
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:28,462
We can have egg white omelets and
we can continue to talk about us.
338
00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:29,957
Sounds good.
339
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,165
No, no.
340
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:37,539
Chocolate
or butterscotch?
341
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:43,074
Swirl me. Dude, camping is awesome.
I love it.
342
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,773
Excuse me, gentlemen.
343
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,247
How long have you been
running power to this tent?
344
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,147
I don't know.
How long have we been here?
345
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,448
Ten hours.
346
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:54,087
No! I was TiVoing
Cupcake Wars.
347
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:55,658
This is ridiculous!
348
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,159
Look, I am used
to a certain level
349
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,697
of comfort in my life,
and I didn't want to sacrifice that.
350
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:00,992
Okay, well,
I packed everything up.
351
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,795
So, now, you're telling me
I have to go unpack it?
352
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,592
Guys, this is a sign.
353
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,331
You wanted to leave,
and now you're stuck here with me.
354
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,169
So, we can work all night.
355
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,308
This is gonna be so much fun!
All-night work!
356
00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:14,941
All-night work!
All-night work!
357
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,315
You know what? There's a bed
and breakfast right up the road.
358
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,475
I'm gonna head there.
359
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,711
Yes. Let's keep brainstorming.
360
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,515
I have a good
feeling about this B&B.
361
00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,789
One day, there's gonna be
a plaque there that reads,
362
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,985
"This is where Leslie Knope came
up with the amazing idea for..."
363
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,326
Damn,
I thought that would work.
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