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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,714 (Kirby) Sooner or later, everything comes to an end. 2 00:00:03,792 --> 00:00:06,082 The last episode of Big Bald Oaf. 3 00:00:07,250 --> 00:00:11,130 Why did he like his chili so hot? 4 00:00:11,208 --> 00:00:12,248 (Kirby) But like they say, 5 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:14,583 every ending is also a new beginning. 6 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:20,167 Hey, Oafers! 7 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:21,630 I need a new show! 8 00:00:21,709 --> 00:00:24,379 Which is why I'm returning to my hometown of Forest Hills 9 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,078 to listen to your ideas. 10 00:00:27,291 --> 00:00:30,881 Whoever brings me the best idea will get to work with yours truly 11 00:00:30,959 --> 00:00:33,749 on spinning it into cartoon gold. 12 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,384 So, if you think you've got a great idea, 13 00:00:36,458 --> 00:00:40,708 and you've got... The Goods, I'll see you in Forest Hills. 14 00:00:40,792 --> 00:00:43,172 Guys? Looks like I have to-- 15 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,670 You really don't need to say it. 16 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:51,210 (theme song playing) 17 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:52,924 ♪ Hey ♪ 18 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:55,673 ♪ Hey ♪ 19 00:01:06,750 --> 00:01:07,710 ♪ Hey ♪ 20 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:10,745 ♪ Hey ♪ 21 00:01:20,583 --> 00:01:22,083 Howdy, coworker. 22 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:23,786 Ready to make cartoon gold? 23 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,915 (announcer) Mac McCallister! 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,750 So sweet working with my hero. 25 00:01:29,834 --> 00:01:32,254 (Kirby) Kirby Buckets! 26 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:35,575 I don't know, Kirby. 27 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:38,417 It might not be that easy to win the contest. 28 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:41,420 A lot of people will be pitching ideas. 29 00:01:41,500 --> 00:01:42,630 You heard him, Eli. 30 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:46,829 All you need is a great idea and The Goods, and I've got The Goods. 31 00:01:46,917 --> 00:01:48,577 The Goods... 32 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:52,129 What exactly are The Goods? 33 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,673 (exhales) It's that spark. 34 00:01:59,750 --> 00:02:01,500 That magic that puts you over the top. 35 00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,333 You know... The Goods. 36 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:10,250 More like The Not-Goods! Boom! 37 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:13,963 You obviously don't have The Goods... 38 00:02:14,041 --> 00:02:16,251 because we have The Goods. 39 00:02:16,333 --> 00:02:20,293 No way! Kirby is the only one here with The Goods. 40 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:22,882 You would think that. 41 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:24,789 You just do whatever Kirby tells you to do. 42 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:26,705 You're like his puppet! 43 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:28,825 Puppet? 44 00:02:28,917 --> 00:02:32,457 Fish Fisher is the one pulling the strings, baby! 45 00:02:33,583 --> 00:02:36,463 You know the guy, behind the guy, behind the guy? 46 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:39,212 Well, I'm behind that guy! 47 00:02:39,291 --> 00:02:41,671 I am the puppet master! 48 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,960 You're all my puppets! 49 00:02:44,041 --> 00:02:44,921 (scoffing) 50 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:48,499 Where are you guys going? Class hasn't even started yet. 51 00:02:48,583 --> 00:02:51,383 Uh, we're gonna be big TV stars soon, 52 00:02:51,417 --> 00:02:54,167 and big TV stars don't need school! 53 00:02:55,333 --> 00:02:57,213 (blowing raspberries) 54 00:02:57,291 --> 00:02:59,881 (laughing) 55 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,421 The Goods... 56 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:08,460 -The Goods... -(shutters clicking) 57 00:03:08,542 --> 00:03:10,172 The Goods! 58 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:19,325 Belinda, I've finally figured out why nothing ever works out for me. 59 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:21,207 Because you don't plan things through 60 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:24,041 and are mostly motivated by greed and hate? 61 00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:27,999 No. Because I haven't been using a vision board. 62 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,543 Turns out, all you need to do 63 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:32,575 is put pictures of things you want on a piece of cardboard, 64 00:03:32,667 --> 00:03:34,287 and it'll come true. 65 00:03:34,375 --> 00:03:35,375 Dawn... 66 00:03:36,625 --> 00:03:38,705 You don't get the future you want 67 00:03:38,792 --> 00:03:41,292 by just sitting around thinking good thoughts. 68 00:03:42,208 --> 00:03:44,208 You get it by consulting a reliable psychic! 69 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,461 Did you just say psychic? 70 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:49,132 Psychics are a lot more reliable than vision boards. 71 00:03:49,208 --> 00:03:50,748 Mm-hm, yeah. Says who? 72 00:03:50,834 --> 00:03:53,884 Says Phillip. He's my psychic. 73 00:03:53,959 --> 00:03:55,379 Your psychic's name is Phillip. 74 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:57,538 Phillip knows things, Dawn. 75 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,205 Well, maybe we should find out. 76 00:03:59,291 --> 00:04:01,921 Your psychic versus my vision board. 77 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,750 Whoever has more things come true wins. 78 00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:07,214 And the loser has to attend the worst party of the year... 79 00:04:07,291 --> 00:04:08,711 Big Ricky's... 80 00:04:08,792 --> 00:04:11,422 Masque-Rage Ball. 81 00:04:12,667 --> 00:04:14,247 Fine. You're on! 82 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:17,827 -Phillip said this would happen. -No, he didn't! 83 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:22,463 It's okay. You just have to come up 84 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:24,632 with the best idea you've ever come up with. 85 00:04:24,709 --> 00:04:29,249 You know, Kirby, sometimes the best ideas are right in front of your f-- 86 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,253 None of you are good enough for Mac! 87 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:33,793 (crying) 88 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,575 Now look what you've done! 89 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:39,207 I'm sorry, it's just-- I'm under a lot of pressure right now. 90 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:42,422 (Mom) I have the best idea for a TV show! 91 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,333 Oh, geez... 92 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,877 From the mean streets of Forest Hills 93 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:51,079 comes a vigilante who strikes terror into the heart of crime! 94 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,206 -Honey? -Mm. 95 00:04:53,291 --> 00:04:57,131 The Childless Avenger! 96 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:58,378 Haaa! 97 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:02,495 Unencumbered by family, the Childless Avenger 98 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:08,583 strikes down criminal scum thanks to all her free time! 99 00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,248 She also goes to the movies in the afternoon! 100 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,579 Can you do anything about this? 101 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,248 -Yeah. -No. No, this isn't over! 102 00:05:19,333 --> 00:05:22,633 You haven't heard the last of the Childless Avenger! 103 00:05:22,709 --> 00:05:25,169 Sorry, Kirby. Your mom has TV fever. 104 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:26,580 So unprofessional. 105 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:30,831 But how about this for a show? 106 00:05:30,917 --> 00:05:33,707 Dads. Sure, they don't get a lot of press, 107 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,832 but they can get into some pretty sticky situations. 108 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:41,540 Like yesterday, my neighbor used my hose, so... 109 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:42,825 Okay, we're done here. 110 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:46,035 See, this is an episode right here. 111 00:05:51,583 --> 00:05:55,213 Aah! Why do I like my beef stew so hot? 112 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,460 I call it Big Loud Oaf . 113 00:05:58,542 --> 00:06:00,292 I really think Max is gonna love it. 114 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:05,075 I mean, isn't that exactly Big Bald Oaf? 115 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,626 No-no-no-no, that's Big Bald Oaf. 116 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:10,499 This is Big Loud Oaf. They're totally different. 117 00:06:10,583 --> 00:06:14,253 You're his puppet master. Can you do anything about this? 118 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:17,957 Okay, you know, I've got other ideas. 119 00:06:18,667 --> 00:06:23,377 Uh, dads! I mean, sure, they don't get a lot of press, 120 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:26,328 but they can get into some pretty sticky... 121 00:06:27,250 --> 00:06:30,040 What's happening? I'm supposed to have The Goods! 122 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,707 The Goods... 123 00:06:40,792 --> 00:06:42,502 I've lost The Goods! 124 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:47,503 I always assumed I'd be a great animator when I grew up, 125 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,583 but... if I don't have The Goods, 126 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:51,287 I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life! 127 00:06:51,375 --> 00:06:54,955 Relax, Kirb. I'm puppet-mastering this entire situation. 128 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:56,922 'Cause I'm a puppet master. 129 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,290 (sighs) 130 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,745 Don't worry about The Goods, Kirby. 131 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:03,294 I always assumed you would take over the S and P when I retire. 132 00:07:07,458 --> 00:07:09,248 Can I interest you in a hot dog? 133 00:07:09,875 --> 00:07:13,495 I call this one Little Billy because he's only five years old! 134 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:14,583 (guffaws) 135 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:17,416 I need to get back The Goods 136 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,250 so I can come up with an idea for Mac. 137 00:07:24,125 --> 00:07:26,125 What's up with all the carbs in this place? 138 00:07:26,208 --> 00:07:29,628 A little sympathy for my abs, amigos . 139 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:32,249 Okay, I know I have a lot on my plate right now, 140 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:34,003 but... what's all this? 141 00:07:34,083 --> 00:07:36,383 Here's the sitch: everything you think you know 142 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:38,828 about your boy Eli is straight fiction. 143 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:42,417 I was born fierce, winning, and beautiful, 144 00:07:43,166 --> 00:07:46,326 which made me the perfect child model. 145 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:48,827 They called me... "The Goods," 146 00:07:48,917 --> 00:07:50,207 for obvious reasons. 147 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,041 (shutters clicking) 148 00:07:52,125 --> 00:07:55,165 But when you're as fierce, winning, and beautiful as I am, 149 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,000 haters gonna hate. 150 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:01,710 Some models set me up for a fake photo shoot 151 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,792 and hypnotized me with hypnotic model moves. 152 00:08:04,667 --> 00:08:07,167 In my hypnotic state, they convinced me 153 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:09,790 I was sweet, honest, and bumbling. 154 00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:15,457 But now, the mighty tiger's out of the cage. 155 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:19,253 All it took for me was to hear "The Goods" 156 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:21,383 about 50 or 60 times, 157 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:24,748 so, nice work overusing that term so much, fellas. 158 00:08:24,834 --> 00:08:29,004 -Eli-- -Uh! Call me... "The Goods." 159 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,543 I'm not calling you that. 160 00:08:30,625 --> 00:08:33,245 Really? And I suppose you also don't want me 161 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,673 to solve your little problem 162 00:08:34,750 --> 00:08:37,580 by hypnotizing you with hypnotic model moves, huh? 163 00:08:37,667 --> 00:08:39,327 That is correct, yes. 164 00:08:39,417 --> 00:08:42,377 Basic, bros. Super basic. 165 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:45,578 And deepen that V, son! 166 00:08:51,166 --> 00:08:52,626 I'm winning this bet, Dawn. 167 00:08:52,709 --> 00:08:54,419 So I hope you're ready to attend Big Ricky's 168 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,290 terrible masquerade ball. 169 00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:57,995 You're attending Big Ricky's ball, 170 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,923 -and you're gonna hate it! -You're gonna hate it! 171 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,040 I don't know what I'm more offended by: 172 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,825 your harsh words regarding Masque-rage, 173 00:09:03,917 --> 00:09:06,247 or the fact that you believe in psychics and vision boards. 174 00:09:06,333 --> 00:09:08,043 Oh, please, what do you know? 175 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:11,415 I know that mankind has only one reliable gateway to future events... 176 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:13,420 and that's Douglas's dreams. 177 00:09:23,417 --> 00:09:27,497 I'm telling you, two big swigs from Kurt's patented healing boot 178 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,043 can cure almost anything. 179 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:32,825 What are you, chicken? 180 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,327 Watch this. 181 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:42,916 You're very smart. Carry on. Buck-buck-bagock! 182 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:47,210 Ugh. Yeah, there is no way I'm drinking out of that. 183 00:09:47,959 --> 00:09:50,999 Guess who just came up with the best idea ever. 184 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,213 Check it out. 185 00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:55,541 Heartbreaker, MD, and Fartbreaker, 186 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:57,495 also MD. 187 00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:59,503 Yeah, that doesn't look that funny to me. 188 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:01,833 It's not supposed to be funny, Buckets. 189 00:10:01,917 --> 00:10:05,877 It's a hospital drama, and things get real. 190 00:10:05,959 --> 00:10:08,709 Heartbreaker and Fartbreaker are saving lives, bro. 191 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:11,422 That's exactly what I wanted you to pitch... 192 00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:13,580 because I'm a puppet master. 193 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:15,627 (scoffs) Oh, yeah? 194 00:10:15,709 --> 00:10:18,079 Well, what's that over there, puppet master? 195 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,746 Ha-ha! Made you look! 196 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,750 I'm the puppet master! 197 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,714 I'm the puppet master. 198 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,712 Naw. I'm the puppet master. 199 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,174 (blowing raspberry) 200 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:31,750 -(kissing) -(laughs) 201 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,714 (Mitchell) Mr. Buckets. 202 00:10:34,625 --> 00:10:38,245 You should know I've come up with the perfect idea for a television show. 203 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:43,883 I call it Space Principal: the Final Detention. 204 00:10:46,542 --> 00:10:48,042 No running in the hall! 205 00:10:48,625 --> 00:10:50,325 Space detention! 206 00:10:53,125 --> 00:10:54,915 Good luck beating that. 207 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,330 (wind whooshes) 208 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,166 (sighs) 209 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:03,080 I gotta find a way to get The Goods back. 210 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:06,036 Well, there is one thing we haven't tried yet. 211 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:15,919 It's cool, Gideon. I know these guys. 212 00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:19,625 What's up, kemosabe? 213 00:11:19,709 --> 00:11:22,039 You here to block my shine? 214 00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:25,205 Please hypnotize me with your hypnotic model moves. 215 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:26,541 What's my name? 216 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,711 Say it? 217 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:31,712 The Goods. 218 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:32,792 Boom. 219 00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:34,325 Was that so hard? 220 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,832 This is ridiculous. 221 00:11:37,917 --> 00:11:39,877 You're getting sleepy, bro. 222 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:43,879 You're mesmerized by these hypnotic model moves. 223 00:11:43,959 --> 00:11:48,419 You're falling into a trance deeper than this sick V. 224 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,630 And you'll wake up 225 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,379 with your best... idea... ever. 226 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:56,828 I just don't see how this... 227 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,167 (echoing) Where am I? 228 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,960 Hello, me. 229 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:17,381 Welcome to your own mind. 230 00:12:24,125 --> 00:12:26,285 I need to find The Goods. Where are they? 231 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:38,285 (roaring) 232 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:39,375 Aah! 233 00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:41,709 What was that? 234 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,332 Those are the characters you started drawing 235 00:12:44,417 --> 00:12:45,577 but never finished. 236 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:48,417 They were bad ideas anyway. 237 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,210 If you're looking for The Goods, 238 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:54,041 you need to travel deeper into your subconscious. 239 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:57,745 But be warned, there's a chance you might never make it out. 240 00:12:58,667 --> 00:12:59,577 Really? 241 00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:04,077 I mean, probably. You're the first one. I don't really know. 242 00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:07,706 (whistling nonchalantly) 243 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,038 (Eli and Fish) Kirby! 244 00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:16,504 (screaming) 245 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,130 What are we gonna do? The pitch competition 246 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:21,668 is about to begin, and we cannot snap him out of it. 247 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:25,670 Fine. I'll hypnotize the judges with my hypnotic model moves-- 248 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:28,130 No more hypnotic model moves! 249 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,538 Come on! 250 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:30,495 Kirby! 251 00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,213 -Kirby! -Kirby! 252 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:39,208 Let the puppet master handle this! 253 00:13:40,834 --> 00:13:42,334 A list of Douglas's dreams. 254 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:48,082 When more of these come true than your stupid vision board 255 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,126 and psychic stuff, 256 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:51,248 you're both coming to my Masque-rage Ball. 257 00:13:51,333 --> 00:13:53,213 These dreams are ridiculous. 258 00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,581 Principal Mitchell as some sort of space captain? Really? 259 00:13:57,542 --> 00:13:59,172 Out of the way, terrestrials. 260 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,170 I have an animation competition to win. 261 00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:06,084 And when I do, I shall boldly discipline 262 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:08,876 where no principal has disciplined before. 263 00:14:08,959 --> 00:14:10,709 (wind whooshes) 264 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,540 Let me know what color dresses you're wearing to the ball. 265 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,915 I wanna match my boutonniere. 266 00:14:21,041 --> 00:14:24,331 And then, Fartbreaker, MD, is all like, 267 00:14:24,417 --> 00:14:28,877 "Part of me died on that operating table, too." 268 00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:31,289 And then, he farts. 269 00:14:32,458 --> 00:14:33,788 And then he farts. 270 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,075 (crickets chirping) 271 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,286 Thanks. We'll be in touch. 272 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,920 -(laughing) -(blows raspberries) 273 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,293 It seems like Forest Hills isn't exactly the hotbed of creative talent 274 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,125 you led the network to believe, Mac. 275 00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,248 Trust me, this next kid is gonna knock it out of the park. 276 00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,543 Kirby! You're up! 277 00:15:00,625 --> 00:15:01,745 (sighs) 278 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,884 Kirby says, "Hello." 279 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,417 He thought the pitch would go better 280 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:12,790 if someone super good-looking did the talking, so... 281 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:14,245 lucky you! 282 00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,289 Out of the park, huh? 283 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:21,375 Let's... See where this is going. 284 00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:29,748 Climb the mountain, Kirby. 285 00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:32,584 And you will see The Goods. 286 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,878 Sorry, Bud. We can't let you pass. 287 00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:40,079 What? Why? 288 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,496 You tell us. 289 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,043 For some reason, you think we're "obstacles" 290 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,665 to your creativity. 291 00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:50,000 So, in order to proceed, you need to solve the unsolvable riddle. 292 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,213 -What has two legs-- -Is it dads? 293 00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,495 Seriously? 294 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:04,833 That's right. You must also get past the puppet master and Eli's deep V. 295 00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:07,667 (Eli's voice echoing) Lucky you... 296 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,290 Are they gonna pitch a show? 297 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:19,125 Because it seems like the one kid is just modeling a wristwatch. 298 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:20,964 Kirby seems different. 299 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,881 He doesn't always slap himself in the face like that. 300 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,753 I think something's up. 301 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,746 I knew it. A puppet master! 302 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:48,035 He is the puppet master! 303 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,625 (roaring) 304 00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:09,327 Goods! Show yourself! 305 00:17:09,417 --> 00:17:12,207 Ohh! I don't get it! Where are they? 306 00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:16,327 You're surrounded by them, Kirby. 307 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:19,326 You mean? 308 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:20,577 That's right. 309 00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:23,997 My friends and family? They're the ones who inspire me. 310 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,333 They're The Goods! 311 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,537 Why couldn't you just tell me that earlier? 312 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:29,995 It's your head, you tell me. 313 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:38,832 What's going on? 314 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:42,327 Shh! We're crushing it! Don't mess this up! 315 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:44,633 They're really not. 316 00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:49,419 Uh... okay, let's just forget about whatever that was, 317 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,420 but, uh... let me tell you about some people I know. 318 00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,291 -(Douglas crying) -(kids laughing) 319 00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,457 Everyone laughing at Douglas while he cries uncontrollably. 320 00:18:00,542 --> 00:18:05,172 That's dream number seven, and 12, and 23. 321 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,710 Unbelievable. 322 00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:09,172 Who would've thought psychics and vision boards 323 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,500 would let us down like this? 324 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,463 Only one more, and my Masque-rage Ball 325 00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,332 will have five people attending this year! 326 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,920 Lucky for me, there's only one more dream on the list. 327 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:22,540 Douglas dreamt that Kirby's gonna win some big contest today. 328 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,460 So there you go. 329 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,042 It's a show about my life... 330 00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,788 a kid animator with great family and friends who do crazy stuff. 331 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,205 So what do you think? 332 00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:39,921 Well, I have to say, that is quite something, young man. 333 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,790 -(screaming) -Oh! 334 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,205 (screaming) 335 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,381 We're ruining it! (screams) 336 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,170 So, I take it, this is the sister you were talking about! 337 00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,422 You're right. She's terrible. 338 00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,456 I think we've found our winner. 339 00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,502 -What? -For real? 340 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:01,463 I think this kid needs to be close to the people who inspire him. 341 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:04,882 The terrible... terrible people that inspire him. 342 00:19:04,959 --> 00:19:06,209 Mac, how would you feel 343 00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,671 about setting up an animation studio here in town? 344 00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:11,167 I think I can handle that. 345 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,580 Perfect. Now if you'll excuse me, we're late for a haircut. 346 00:19:14,667 --> 00:19:15,667 Mm-hm. 347 00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,498 I presume you'll be in touch regarding Space Principal? 348 00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,003 Oh, absolutely not. That idea was garbage. 349 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:29,254 No, you have not heard the last... 350 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,003 of Space Principal. 351 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,423 (wind whooshes) 352 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:41,170 So, uh, Puppet Master, we were wondering if you could 353 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:44,710 "pull some strings" and get us a job at Mac's studio? 354 00:19:45,709 --> 00:19:48,789 Please? We'll do whatever you want. 355 00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,165 But you already do whatever I want. 356 00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,420 Because I'm a puppet master. 357 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:57,460 (laughing) 358 00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:59,712 Ha! I'll see what I can do. 359 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,165 (blowing raspberry) 360 00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,830 So! Looks like you and me are gonna be working together. 361 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:09,377 I'm really gonna need you to start dressing differently. 362 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,248 Oh... yeah, definitely, whatever you want. 363 00:20:13,542 --> 00:20:15,462 I can't believe this is actually happening. 364 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:18,252 Believe it, kid. I'll be in touch. 365 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,210 You might wanna hang onto this. According to Douglas's dreams, 366 00:20:38,291 --> 00:20:40,711 Kirby's new show is gonna make a lot of fun of you. 367 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:43,583 See ya! 368 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,918 Check it out, the first sketch for my new show. 369 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:54,075 Man, that's great, Kirb. 370 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:57,166 But we've got other things to worry about. 371 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:05,883 Hey, The Goods! 372 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:09,628 Can we see some more of those hypnotic model moves? 373 00:21:09,709 --> 00:21:11,629 Oh, def. 374 00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,917 Where am I? 375 00:21:27,417 --> 00:21:29,037 Hello, The Goods. 376 00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,785 Welcome to your own mind. 377 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,625 I'm afraid only one of us is getting out of here. 378 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:39,209 Eli! 379 00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:48,461 Eli? Are you back? 380 00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:52,422 Yep. Don't worry, guys. I'm back to my old self. 381 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,001 Now hang on a minute and watch this. 382 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:06,503 Can I interest you in a hot dog? 383 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:10,083 I call this one Little Billy, because he's only five years old. 384 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,211 (screaming) 385 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,580 The exact string I wanted to pull. 386 00:22:20,041 --> 00:22:21,171 (string twangs) 387 00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,170 Yeah, guys! 388 00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:26,290 Eeeeahh! 389 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,205 Hey, mark! 28742

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