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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,667 --> 00:00:03,877 (Kirby) I've said it before and I'll say it again: 2 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:06,919 if you've got good friends, you've got good times. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,330 I am in a mood. 4 00:00:08,417 --> 00:00:09,377 As such, there will be... 5 00:00:09,458 --> 00:00:12,458 -no bouncing of balls. -(door slams) 6 00:00:12,542 --> 00:00:14,582 -And if you don't have good friends... -(all beatboxing) 7 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:17,327 Then I guess you just wanna stop everyone else's good times. 8 00:00:17,417 --> 00:00:18,957 No boxing of beats. 9 00:00:27,834 --> 00:00:31,254 And absolutely no hackying of sacks. 10 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,083 And when you run into someone like that... 11 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,420 there's only one thing you can do. 12 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:41,630 Guys, I think it's time we find Principal Mitchell a friend. 13 00:00:44,959 --> 00:00:45,999 Hm. 14 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:48,003 (theme music playing) 15 00:00:50,375 --> 00:00:51,375 (Man) ♪ Hey ♪ 16 00:00:53,041 --> 00:00:54,211 ♪ Hey ♪ 17 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,250 ♪ Hey ♪ 18 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:09,039 ♪ Hey ♪ 19 00:01:16,542 --> 00:01:18,002 (serene music plays) 20 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,290 (knocking) 21 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:25,575 Principal Mitchell, there's an emergency! 22 00:01:29,250 --> 00:01:31,290 Is the Superintendent here? 23 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:34,165 Did someone discover the secret behind Tuna Melt Tuesdays? 24 00:01:34,250 --> 00:01:35,830 Which is nothing. 25 00:01:35,917 --> 00:01:37,747 No. It's worse. 26 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,004 There it is. 27 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:40,173 Right there. 28 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,630 Man, doesn't that make you crazy, 29 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:44,669 people defacing school property like that? 30 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,540 Thankfully, we have dedicated people 31 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:49,495 like Gerald the Cool Janitor to take care of it. 32 00:01:49,583 --> 00:01:50,963 (electric guitar riff) 33 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:53,631 Mr. Buckets, this was not... 34 00:01:53,709 --> 00:01:54,919 Hey, crazy idea. 35 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,170 Since both of you guys hate property defacement so much, 36 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,790 maybe you guys should just hang... 37 00:01:58,875 --> 00:02:02,825 (electric guitar riff) 38 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:04,207 Isn't he great? 39 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,711 You are no longer allowed 40 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,882 to use the term "emergency". 41 00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:10,039 (sighs) 42 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:13,710 And no bubbling of gum. 43 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,540 So, no luck in finding Mitchell a friend, huh? 44 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:20,632 Eh, friends are overrated. 45 00:02:20,709 --> 00:02:21,879 No way, buddy! 46 00:02:21,959 --> 00:02:24,789 If you had friends, they'd stop this from happening! 47 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:26,785 Ow! 48 00:02:26,875 --> 00:02:28,415 Principal Mitchell and I have 49 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,040 always gotten along professionally. 50 00:02:30,125 --> 00:02:32,375 I can throw in a game of Checkers now and then. 51 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:35,078 (whispers) Maybe even slap down some Dominoes. 52 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:37,536 If we want Mitchell off our backs, 53 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,535 we need to put him onto someone else's. 54 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:40,915 (whirring) 55 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:49,495 Right on time. 56 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,040 (laughs) 57 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:57,165 Hey, Dawn, 58 00:02:57,250 --> 00:02:59,670 um, that's kind of my spot, so could you just... 59 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,290 -Get lost. -Dawn... 60 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:04,285 I come here to this exact spot 61 00:03:04,375 --> 00:03:07,625 at the exact same time every day 62 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:10,959 to watch kids fall down on that buffed floor. 63 00:03:11,041 --> 00:03:12,501 So, could you just be cool? 64 00:03:12,583 --> 00:03:14,673 Oh, I will not just be cool. 65 00:03:14,750 --> 00:03:17,330 I come here every day to do the exact same thing. 66 00:03:17,417 --> 00:03:20,037 And since I missed my normal 9:00 A.M. slip and falls, 67 00:03:20,125 --> 00:03:22,875 I'm going to watch people slip and fall now. 68 00:03:22,959 --> 00:03:24,419 But these are my steps. 69 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:26,250 And I need you to step off. 70 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,500 (yelps, groans) 71 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:32,043 (both laugh) 72 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:33,415 Wait, did you see him? 73 00:03:33,500 --> 00:03:34,830 He was all... (yelps, groans) 74 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:37,287 (both laugh and sigh) 75 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:38,625 Okay, fine. 76 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:40,379 Just don't tell Kirby about this. 77 00:03:41,709 --> 00:03:43,459 (whistling) 78 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:45,292 (marching band plays) 79 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:47,495 -Is that... -The marching band? 80 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:49,713 (both gasp) 81 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:51,172 (screams and thumps) 82 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:56,955 Uh... thanks again for helping me 83 00:03:57,041 --> 00:03:59,081 with my psychology homework, Eli. 84 00:03:59,166 --> 00:04:00,456 -My pleasure... -(student screams) 85 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:03,539 (cymbal rattles) 86 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:06,125 I've always said when we learn about our minds, 87 00:04:06,208 --> 00:04:07,538 we learn about our brains. 88 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:08,955 You should write that down. 89 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:11,251 Uh... 90 00:04:11,333 --> 00:04:13,833 just a few more survey questions and we'll be done. 91 00:04:13,917 --> 00:04:15,037 First one... 92 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:17,285 do you have any recurring dreams? 93 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:18,375 Pass. 94 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:21,962 (whispers) I have an inner darkness. 95 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:23,171 Next question. 96 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:26,750 Have you ever had any imaginary friends? 97 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:28,174 Oh, sure. 98 00:04:28,250 --> 00:04:30,710 When I was nine, I had an imaginary friend named Boogey Down Carl. 99 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,172 You know, I also had 100 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:34,420 an imaginary friend named Boogey Down Carl. 101 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,670 What are the odds? 102 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:37,250 I miss Boogey Down Carl. 103 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:40,793 Always hanging out in his copper-colored tuxedo, 104 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:44,705 gets all melty and holding that giant lollipop. 105 00:04:44,792 --> 00:04:48,212 Eli, that sounds exactly like my Boogey Down Carl. 106 00:04:48,291 --> 00:04:51,211 Did your Carl by chance have a shrunken head and... 107 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,131 (Both) Smell like tartar sauce? 108 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,958 Eli, you and I had the same imaginary friend! 109 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:58,671 How is that possible? 110 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:01,000 Is it because of psychology? 111 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,753 Yes, Eli. 112 00:05:02,834 --> 00:05:06,504 This is definitely because of psychology. 113 00:05:10,166 --> 00:05:11,286 Kirbo! 114 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,625 So... 115 00:05:12,709 --> 00:05:14,579 I got called into your principal's office today. 116 00:05:14,667 --> 00:05:17,827 You have got a lot of explaining to do, mister... 117 00:05:17,917 --> 00:05:19,207 Look, Dad, I can explain. 118 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:20,671 about why you never told me 119 00:05:20,750 --> 00:05:23,290 what an awesome guy Principal Mitchell is! 120 00:05:23,375 --> 00:05:25,125 (Principal Mitchell) Mr. Buckets... 121 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:28,378 this homemade guac is definitely seaworthy. 122 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,708 Oh, hello, Mr. Buckets. 123 00:05:31,792 --> 00:05:32,882 Wh... 124 00:05:32,959 --> 00:05:34,129 what is going on? 125 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:36,878 Turns out Principal Mitchell and I have a lot in common. 126 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:39,169 We both love the films of Sandy Bullock 127 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:40,420 and homemade guac. 128 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,540 And let's not forget 129 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:45,785 that most sumptuous of all mistresses: the sea. 130 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:47,825 Aye-aye to that! 131 00:05:47,917 --> 00:05:49,667 (both chuckle) 132 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,460 We've been hanging out all afternoon 133 00:05:51,542 --> 00:05:53,212 talkin' about boats and whatnot. 134 00:05:53,291 --> 00:05:55,251 I almost gave your father a nickname. 135 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:58,753 Without your strange and reckless behavior, 136 00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:02,964 I never would have met my new best friend. 137 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:04,671 (laughs) 138 00:06:04,750 --> 00:06:06,130 -Mmm. -Yeah. 139 00:06:06,208 --> 00:06:07,458 (both chuckle) 140 00:06:07,542 --> 00:06:08,632 (upbeat music plays) 141 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:11,289 ♪ Mitchell and Dad! ♪ 142 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,918 This is terrible. 143 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 I was trying to get Principal Mitchell off my back, 144 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:20,503 but now he's in my life more than ever. 145 00:06:20,583 --> 00:06:22,383 He and my dad spent all day and night 146 00:06:22,458 --> 00:06:25,168 reenacting scenes from old famous boat movies. 147 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:28,630 -(dramatic music playing) -I am on top of the world! 148 00:06:28,709 --> 00:06:31,079 (sputters) 149 00:06:31,166 --> 00:06:33,286 I gotta find a way to break them up. 150 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:34,625 Well, hold on a second. 151 00:06:34,709 --> 00:06:36,749 Who's to say who should be friends and who shouldn't? 152 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:40,174 Sometimes two total opposites can be really good friends 153 00:06:40,250 --> 00:06:41,670 and it doesn't have to be weird. 154 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:42,830 No. 155 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:44,997 This is gonna be bad for me. I can feel it. 156 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:46,673 (Principal Mitchell) Ah. 157 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:48,920 Hope your old man and I didn't bother you too much 158 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,960 with our guac-ing around the clock. 159 00:06:51,041 --> 00:06:52,081 (chuckles) 160 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,286 Anyway, I felt bad about it, 161 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:56,165 so I wanted to get you something. 162 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,290 (majestic music playing) 163 00:06:59,709 --> 00:07:02,499 I know how important germ-free water is to you, 164 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:04,793 and hey, I get it. 165 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,208 (sneezes) 166 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:10,963 Gross, Lucas. 167 00:07:12,375 --> 00:07:16,075 Anywho, she's yours. 168 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:17,496 Thanks, Principal Mitchell. 169 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:21,999 Whoa! 170 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:24,333 Private drinking fountain! 171 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:26,747 (gulping) 172 00:07:26,834 --> 00:07:28,964 I think I overdid it. 173 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:34,499 (grunts) 174 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:36,883 Buddy! (chuckles) 175 00:07:36,959 --> 00:07:39,329 I wasn't sure if you liked popcorn or peanuts more, 176 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,377 so I brought 'em both. 177 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:42,038 You know, sometimes I like to mix them... 178 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,875 Yeah, great story, buddy. We've got problems. 179 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:44,919 What? 180 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:48,083 I found them in my locker this morning. 181 00:07:49,834 --> 00:07:51,084 We're being blackmailed. 182 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,536 They threatened to tell Kirby about us 183 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:53,875 if we don't give them what they want. 184 00:07:53,959 --> 00:07:55,579 Kirby can't find out about this! 185 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:57,957 His best friend and his worst enemy hanging out? 186 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:01,081 -His heart couldn't take it! -Oh, well what about my credibility? 187 00:08:01,166 --> 00:08:04,786 I can't have people know that I'm hanging out with my loser brother's loser friends. 188 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,455 So what do we do? 189 00:08:06,542 --> 00:08:08,002 They left this note saying that 190 00:08:08,083 --> 00:08:10,503 they'd be in touch with their demands. 191 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:13,133 This is really, really bad. 192 00:08:14,208 --> 00:08:15,418 Whoa! 193 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,040 Ugh! 194 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:24,375 Five hours of research 195 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:26,788 and nothing here explains how two completely different people 196 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,535 can have the exact same imaginary friend! 197 00:08:29,625 --> 00:08:32,125 Who are you, Boogey Down Carl?! 198 00:08:32,208 --> 00:08:33,458 (howling) 199 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,997 Whoa, check this out. 200 00:08:40,083 --> 00:08:43,673 "When two or more children share the same imaginary friend, 201 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:46,080 that friend is not imaginary at all, 202 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:49,706 but a spirit visiting from another plane of existence." 203 00:08:49,792 --> 00:08:51,962 So, Boogey Down Carl is real? 204 00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:53,081 I guess so. 205 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,456 (howling) 206 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,378 Do you really need to keep testing that fan? 207 00:08:58,458 --> 00:08:59,828 (wind howls) 208 00:09:05,542 --> 00:09:06,462 (sighs) 209 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:09,747 (upbeat music plays) 210 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:19,496 (all beatboxing) 211 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,418 (all beatbox) 212 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:32,830 (clears throat) 213 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,286 Thanks, Craig. 214 00:10:01,208 --> 00:10:02,418 (Big Ricky) Hey, Buckets... 215 00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:05,457 I want you to meet my dad. 216 00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:08,382 Big Rick, Universal Insurance. 217 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:12,328 Used to work in a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking a few days off. 218 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:14,627 (both laugh) 219 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:15,919 Whoo! 220 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,575 I know what you've been up to... 221 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,167 and your free ride is over. 222 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,500 Once Mitchell meeds my dad, 223 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,043 I'll be getting all these cool perks 224 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:28,075 and it'll be bye-bye, Buckets. 225 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:29,916 I don't know what you're talking about. 226 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,790 And besides, what makes you think 227 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:33,995 Mitchell's gonna want anything to do with your dad? 228 00:10:34,083 --> 00:10:36,173 Because everyone likes my dad. 229 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:41,211 Big Rick, Universal Insurance. 230 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:43,211 Oh! Oh, you like guacamole? 231 00:10:43,291 --> 00:10:44,881 Huh? Have some. 232 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,419 Mmm! Mmm! 233 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,040 Admit it, even you like him. 234 00:10:49,125 --> 00:10:50,575 I do kind of like him. 235 00:10:52,375 --> 00:10:54,535 (Big Rick) Am I on the list now? 236 00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:56,830 Oh, man. 237 00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:59,457 Imagine the fun we'd have if she was full size. 238 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,832 My seasickness would prevent that, 239 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,917 but it is a beautiful dream. 240 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,920 Hey, Principal... 241 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,330 Dad? 242 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,577 What are you doing here? 243 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:11,787 Not skipping work, if that's what you're thinking. 244 00:11:11,875 --> 00:11:13,535 (upbeat music plays) 245 00:11:13,625 --> 00:11:16,745 ♪ Mitchell and Dad! ♪ 246 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:17,924 (both make explosion sound) 247 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,500 Look, I got great news. 248 00:11:19,583 --> 00:11:21,083 I hear there's a new submarine movie out. 249 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,996 It's my treat if you guys go right now. 250 00:11:24,375 --> 00:11:25,575 It's got Sandy Bullock. 251 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,417 (Both) We're in. 252 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:29,040 (muttering) 253 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,383 Hey, Principal Mitchell. 254 00:11:33,458 --> 00:11:34,418 (sighs) 255 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:36,380 I'd like to introduce you to my father. 256 00:11:36,458 --> 00:11:37,498 No one cares. Come on. 257 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,883 A pleasure, but if you'll excuse us, 258 00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:43,539 I'm leaving school to watch an emergency submarine movie 259 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,325 with my BFF. 260 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:47,537 That's me. Good to meet ya. 261 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,745 Oh, that's some grip! 262 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,214 I'm gonna call you Straight Flush 263 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:53,751 because that is a strong hand. 264 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:54,924 (laughs) 265 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,330 A cool nickname for me? 266 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,667 Kirby, from now on, you're calling me Straight Flush. 267 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,170 -Dad... -Straight Flush. 268 00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,880 Please. 269 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:05,289 Fellas, I saw that sub movie, 270 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:08,535 and it's what the French call que terrible. 271 00:12:08,625 --> 00:12:09,785 But... (snaps fingers) 272 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,125 Brain storm! 273 00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,828 I know a great barbecue rib place 274 00:12:12,917 --> 00:12:13,997 where we can all hang. 275 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,423 It's called my house! 276 00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,170 (laughs) 277 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:21,920 I do not actually eat pork for personal reasons. 278 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,710 (whispers) I don't like the taste. 279 00:12:24,792 --> 00:12:26,502 Straight Flush, you in? 280 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,713 I do love ribs and my cool new nickname. 281 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,922 Byron, you're okay if we take a rain check, right? 282 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,460 Uh... yes. 283 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:35,292 I suppose that would be okay. 284 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:37,625 -But should we plan... -Great. Let's go. 285 00:12:37,709 --> 00:12:38,829 (both laugh) 286 00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:40,077 (both chatting) 287 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,543 What just happened? 288 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:46,075 Your dad dumped me for a guy named Big Rick. 289 00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,707 That is what happened. 290 00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,581 Oh, no. 291 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:56,787 (screaming) 292 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,460 So Big Ricky's family seems nice. 293 00:13:01,542 --> 00:13:03,332 (screaming) 294 00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:04,957 Is that your shirt? 295 00:13:05,041 --> 00:13:07,461 They cut the sleeves off and run around with them. 296 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:10,332 I told my dad and he said it was classic horseplay. 297 00:13:10,417 --> 00:13:11,917 My life is a sick joke. 298 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,380 Kirbo! 299 00:13:13,458 --> 00:13:14,878 -Tharr ya be! -Yeah! 300 00:13:14,959 --> 00:13:16,419 Important question for ya. 301 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,670 The Flush and I are thinking 302 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,460 about growing twin captains' beards. 303 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,632 Huh? Kind of an Old man and the Sea thing. 304 00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:24,039 Yes. Yes. So, honest opinion. 305 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,625 Well, honestly, I'd think we'd be better off 306 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,379 -if you and Big Rick just... -(Dad) Brainstorm! 307 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,708 We make fake beards to test out the look! 308 00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:31,582 -Yes! -Ha ha! 309 00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,247 -(both chatting) -What... 310 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:38,540 So, Little Ricky Jr. tried flushing one of your t-shirts 311 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,205 and clogged the toilet. 312 00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:41,671 -(stomach gurgles) -Oh. 313 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,330 Oh, I still got some more to go. 314 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:45,037 Do you have another toilet? 315 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,785 -Upstairs. -Okay. 316 00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:48,785 Move! 317 00:13:50,041 --> 00:13:52,131 -Oh! Hey, Dawn. 318 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:55,078 Funny seeing you here tonight and at no other time today. 319 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,456 Yeah. So funny. 320 00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:58,792 Uh, you know, that's what happened though. 321 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,035 If anybody told you about anything about anything, they lied. 322 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:02,285 Mm-hmm. 323 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,172 -(groans) -Oh! 324 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,380 Ow... 325 00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,128 Little Ricky Jr. 326 00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:15,461 Mr. Buckets, it has come to my attention that 327 00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,422 you have made a mockery of our school rules 328 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:20,670 by procuring a private drinking fountain for yourself. 329 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,130 But you gave that to me. 330 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,288 Nonsense. 331 00:14:23,375 --> 00:14:24,375 I'm not the type of person 332 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:26,458 that would give someone a beautiful gift like that 333 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,042 and then tear it away, ripping their heart out 334 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:32,075 like we never bonded over Sandy Bullock movies at all. 335 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:35,544 Look, I know you're upset about my dad ditching you... 336 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,245 Why should I care about some guac-eating doofus 337 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,133 and his giant ginger buddy? 338 00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,378 Did he ask about me? 339 00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:43,878 If you want to be my dad's friend, 340 00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:46,169 then just show him that you're just as good as Big Rick. 341 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,460 Fight for him. 342 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:48,542 For both of our sakes. 343 00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:50,575 I don't need friends, Mr. Buckets. 344 00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:54,417 I need a school that runs ship... shape. 345 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,380 -Hold it together. -(phone beeps) 346 00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:00,458 Oh, no, it's my dad. 347 00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:03,462 He's gonna buy a boat with Big Rick! We gotta stop this! 348 00:15:03,542 --> 00:15:05,922 No. I know when I'm not wanted. 349 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,920 Besides, I have a school to run. 350 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,330 Hm, interesting. 351 00:15:10,417 --> 00:15:11,827 Documents. 352 00:15:13,542 --> 00:15:14,542 Fine. 353 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,825 If you won't help me, I'll do it myself. 354 00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,713 (door opens, closes) 355 00:15:23,917 --> 00:15:26,917 Are you sure trying to contact Boogey Down Carl is a good idea? 356 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,920 This is the only way for us to really know 357 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,750 what's going on here, Eli. 358 00:15:30,834 --> 00:15:32,134 Now come on. 359 00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:34,378 (Both) Boogey. Down. Carl. 360 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,918 Boogey. Down. Carl! 361 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,710 Maybe we should try to say his name backwards. 362 00:15:42,792 --> 00:15:45,212 I think I saw that in a movie once. 363 00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,211 What would that even be like? 364 00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:50,291 Lrac Nwod Eigoob? 365 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:55,575 (Voice) Nautica adversarii, omnis congregatio secta nautica. 366 00:15:55,667 --> 00:15:56,827 Carl? 367 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,167 Is that you? 368 00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,670 Did you learn Latin? 369 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,290 (both scream) 370 00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:07,254 (high pitched) That was not Boogey Down Carl. 371 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,173 No. Okay, let's never do this again! 372 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,713 (laughter) 373 00:16:13,792 --> 00:16:15,582 -Dad. wait! -Kirby! 374 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:16,877 So excited about the boat 375 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,959 you had to come check her out, huh? 376 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,421 Big Rick and I are either gonna call her 377 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,580 Sea-ductress or It's A-Boat Time. 378 00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:27,707 Or... Victoria. 379 00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:30,332 After my dear, departed mother. 380 00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:32,497 Or It's A-Boat Time. 381 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:33,833 Dad, this is crazy. 382 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,037 Crazy awesome! 383 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:38,035 We can go out with Big Rick and his family every weekend! 384 00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:41,379 Hey... 385 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,248 does this boat have another toilet? 386 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,333 -No! Get out of there! -(groans) 387 00:16:46,792 --> 00:16:48,422 -Kirby! Give that back! -I'm sorry, Dad, 388 00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,790 but I'm not gonna let you make the biggest mistake of your life. 389 00:16:50,875 --> 00:16:52,995 Fun's fun, buddy, but we need those papers. 390 00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:56,293 Kirby, we are a boating family now, and you better start acting like it! 391 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:57,785 (tears) 392 00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:58,955 -No! -(wails) 393 00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:00,041 (grunt) 394 00:17:00,125 --> 00:17:03,915 I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life in sleeveless t-shirts! 395 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,880 -I got another copy, so... -Oh, that makes sense. 396 00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:09,039 -Oh, you always keep another one. -Please sign right here. 397 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,875 (Seller) Put your ol' Bob Hancock on that. 398 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:12,919 Yeah. Yes. Sign her up there. 399 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:15,748 This is where we're supposed to meet 'em. 400 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,424 -Just let me do all the talking. -Blackmailer, show yourself! 401 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:19,580 (clears throat) 402 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:24,751 Sir Ashley Goodmop, the other cool janitor, 403 00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,634 humbly at your service. 404 00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:29,129 Service? You're blackmailing us. 405 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,248 I became a janitor for two reasons: 406 00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,963 because a fortune teller told me it was my... 407 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,831 Cut the chit-chat, Goodmop. What do you want? 408 00:17:34,917 --> 00:17:38,707 I want the two of you to realize that you're in love. 409 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:42,209 Because that's what love is: 410 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:45,751 watching people slip and fall on freshly buffed floors. 411 00:17:45,834 --> 00:17:50,504 I had a woman to share it with once, but then she... slipped. 412 00:17:51,709 --> 00:17:55,579 She was fine of course, but I laughed so hard, she left me. 413 00:17:55,667 --> 00:17:57,167 So what do you say? 414 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:01,710 Will you make this old janitor proud and become boyfriend and girlfriend? 415 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:06,580 Yeah... 416 00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:08,707 Why don't we just stop hanging out? 417 00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:11,502 You get the steps in the morning, I get them in the afternoon. 418 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:12,883 Deal. 419 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,328 (sniffles) Blackmail enough people 420 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:20,417 and sooner or later, you'll teach them how to love. 421 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,580 It's a big commitment, co-owning a boat. 422 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,627 Are you guys sure you're ready for that? 423 00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,829 Big time! 424 00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:29,577 -Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm... -(horn) 425 00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,577 Do not buy that boat! 426 00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:33,207 Byron? What's happening? 427 00:18:35,542 --> 00:18:37,502 He's getting his bro back, Dad. 428 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,173 He's getting his bro back. 429 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,790 -I thought I was too proud for this... -(stomach gurgles) 430 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,455 Hm. Apologies. 431 00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:46,332 Just a little seasick. No biggie. 432 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,827 I think what Principal Mitchell is trying to say is, uh... 433 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,287 he wants to be friends again. 434 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,205 -(dramatic music) -I realized I wasn't perfect. 435 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,921 It should have been me who gave you that nickname... 436 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,040 but I can change. 437 00:18:57,125 --> 00:19:00,665 I can be the bro you want me to be. 438 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,210 So, what do you say, Dad? 439 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,461 -Well... -Oh, man. 440 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:05,792 (sobbing) 441 00:19:07,041 --> 00:19:09,461 Friends like this have to stay together, 442 00:19:09,542 --> 00:19:12,382 even if one is, like, weirdly British 443 00:19:12,458 --> 00:19:13,788 and doesn't eat ribs. 444 00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:15,245 (both laugh) 445 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:19,003 ♪ Mitchell and Dad and Big Rick! ♪ 446 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:22,673 Is there room on that form for one more signature? 447 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,540 I'm sorry, but the boat is not for sale anymore. 448 00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,705 -What? -What? Why? 449 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,922 All this talk about friendship got me to really thinking. 450 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,290 I used to have a best friend too... 451 00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,665 this boat! 452 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:39,290 I think it's time she and I got reacquainted. 453 00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:42,247 (Big Rick) Whoa... 454 00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,253 Really makes you think... 455 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,503 about all the cool things 456 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:48,003 we're giving up if we stay friends. 457 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:49,423 Whoa, hey, I mean, 458 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,880 you guys can still be friends, right, Dad? Principal Mitchell? 459 00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:53,129 No. 460 00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,498 Big Rick is right. 461 00:19:54,583 --> 00:19:56,583 We should forget this friend nonsense 462 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,707 and remain casual acquaintances. 463 00:19:58,792 --> 00:19:59,752 (chuckles) 464 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:02,294 One last brainstorm! 465 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,705 What do you guys say we rent this boat 466 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,082 and live that boat life one time? 467 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:10,576 -I say boat party! -Whoo-hoo-hoo! 468 00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,037 Wow! Yeah! 469 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,575 (Reporter) Day five of the rescue mission 470 00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:17,917 to save three men trapped on a lake due to their own incompetence 471 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,380 and total inability to operate a boat. 472 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,708 Now I feel kind of bad for destroying that toilet. 473 00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,208 (groans) 474 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,581 -(cackles) -(groans) 475 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:32,457 Eli! 476 00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,749 -What's this? -It's a children's book. 477 00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,714 That's why we have the same imaginary friend. 478 00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,082 Because we have terrible imaginations. 479 00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,713 Are you okay? 480 00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,832 Yeah. I mean, I'm a little bummed, 481 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:49,827 but actually it's a relief finding out he wasn't real. 482 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,747 That means I'm not going crazy. 483 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,044 Whoo! Psychology! 484 00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:01,464 It worked just like you said it would. 485 00:21:01,542 --> 00:21:03,212 Now I have you all to myself. 486 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:15,881 Man, can you believe I thought Boogey Down Carl was real? 487 00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,460 So... what are my orders? 488 00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:26,252 (grunts) 489 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,633 All right. "A" marker. 490 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,329 -(beeping) -♪ One, two, three, four, five ♪ 491 00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:39,917 (beeping) 492 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,670 -Rolling! -(beep) 493 00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:47,245 (beeping) 494 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,293 (singing) 495 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,745 (beeping) 496 00:21:50,834 --> 00:21:53,504 -(beeping) -(both beatboxing) 497 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,793 -(laughter) -(Man) Cut! 498 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,995 -(beeping) -(yelps) 499 00:21:58,083 --> 00:21:59,173 -(beeping) -Goodnight! 35078

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