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(laughing)
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(Kirby) You probably know meas a pretty good-natured guy...
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And more often than not,things seem to go my way.
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(grunts)
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So, why am I destroyingmy own living room?
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Well, everyone's got somethingthat'll make 'em a little crazy.
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For me, it was losingmy favorite thing in the world...
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the ability to draw.
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And I had to find a way to get it back
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before it destroyed morethan just my living room.
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(theme music playing)
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(man) ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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You ready?
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'Cause I'm about to open up
a can of kick-butt on you.
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What? That's it? (screams)
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-(blows thudding)
-(grunting)
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-(burps)
-Told you, man!
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(chuckles) What I wouldn't give
to be in that head of yours.
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All right, folks,
get 'em while they're hot.
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What are we having?
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Kirby's favorite... pancakes.
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Of course he gets his favorite.
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He always gets his favorite.
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And why? Because the universe
unfairly loves Kirby more than me.
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I thought you liked pancakes.
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Oh, I do. I just slightly prefer waffles.
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Dawn, I don't make
the rules of the universe,
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-I just enjoy them.
-(doorbell chimes)
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Ready for science?
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Can science wait till after breakfast?
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Science cannot.
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Science.
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Yeah, I don't know
if this qualifies as science.
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We could just do a potato clock
like we did for last year's science fair.
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Nothing wrong with an honest D+.
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No way! The Tri-five is gonna be
mankind's greatest achievement.
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Three hands colliding
in perfect high-speed harmony.
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And I'm telling you,
if we do this right,
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the clap will create a shockwave
that'll break glass.
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You guys ready?
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Good, because what we do now,
we do for science...
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And for all mankind.
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(Kirby sighs)
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(Kirby yelling)
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-(cracks)
-(groaning)
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Are you okay?
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Someone get a doctor...
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that knows what he's doing.
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(groans)
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(Kirby) Mom! Dad!
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(school bell rings)
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(sighs)
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The doctor says I have to wear it
for eight weeks.
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I'm sorry, Kirb. This one's on me.
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I forgot to calculate for wind resistance.
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Rookie mistake.
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It's not your fault.
Besides, I'll be fine.
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I'm just bummed out
I can't draw for a while.
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Sorry, guys.
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Fear not, simple human.
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I possess the advanced technology
to draw myself.
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(whirring)
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Yeah, we're gonna have
to figure something else out.
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So hey, I got you a little something
to help you through this.
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It's the clap-lite,
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so you don't have to get up
to shut off the light.
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You can just do it
by clapping your hands.
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Oh. Right.
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Rookie mistake.
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Great. It just ate another dollar.
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Classic dawn buckets.
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-The universe doesn't want me to be happy.
-(cellphone rings)
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Well, that English test
you didn't study for just got canceled.
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-The universe can't hate you that bad.
-(camera clicking)
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Then why is the yearbook
photographer coming over to take candids?
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Cover me! No pictures!
Every photo of me comes out...
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Surprisingly breathtaking.
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What? Let me see that.
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This is the best picture
anyone's ever taken of me.
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Congratulations.
You just shot the yearbook cover.
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Looks like someone owes
the universe an apology.
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Not likely. This is a temporary glitch.
Trust me, Belinda, the universe...
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(vending machine whirs)
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-(laughs)
-What is happening to me?
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What the...?
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Sorry, your hand's too short,
but thank you.
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You have lovely nails.
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(Fish) Don't mind me. It's for science.
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How much longer are we gonna look
for Kirby's hand double?
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Until we find him... or her.
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Kirby has surprisingly delicate hands.
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-J.D. here is pretty close.
-"Pretty close"?
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His hand is 2.7 centimeters off.
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No offense, J.D.,
but your hand is a joke.
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I couldn't help but overhear
you guys are in need of help.
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Allow me to lend a hand... literally.
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That hand... it's perfect.
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Who are you?
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My name's Bobby Cordiero,
but you can call me "Soft Hands."
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(gasps) So soft.
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So, Soft Hands...
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-Will you join our science fair project?
-I'd be honored.
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No, we'd be honored.
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Trust me, I'd be honored more.
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I wouldn't say that,
because we'd be very honored.
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Well, I'm honored
that you're very honored.
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(grunting)
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(Gut-Punch)
Ze doctor will see you now.
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Or should I sayze doctor will beat you now?
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Ow!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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-Ah!
-Uh, Kirby?
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Oh, Mr. Jenkins. Hey, what's up?
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Just wanted to say
sorry about your hand.
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I know you and your friends
were planning
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some high-five thingamajiggie
for the science fair.
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Don't worry about coming up
with a new project.
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I've got plenty of old potato clock parts
I could toss your way.
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Thanks, Mr. Jenkins.
I really appreciate it.
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-(grunts)
-Is something wrong?
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Nothing. Just an itchy cast.
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Whoa. Oh. Sorry.
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Ow!
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What is happening to me?
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So, you think
you're becoming your characters?
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It's the only explanation
I can think of!
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I haven't gone this long
without drawing before.
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It's like all my pent-up creativity
is starting to take over.
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Yeah, that'll happen.
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I used to put all my creativity
into making abstract pies
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until the government
shut me down for no good reason
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when all those people got sick.
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I went a little nutso myself...
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thought I was a lemon meringue
for three days.
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What did you do about it?
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I found a new creative outlet...
interpretive dance.
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(dance music playing)
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(growls)
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So, what you're saying is I need
to find a new way to express myself?
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No. I was talking about making
abstract pies and interpretive dancing.
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Where was your head at?
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(Kirby) Okay, new creative outlet.
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(funky beat playing)
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(discordant notes playing)
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(sighs, growls)
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What's the point? (sighs)
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(Tri-Butt) Who shut off that funky beat?
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(funky beat playing)
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Wha-whoa! Whoa!
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(grunts) Hey!
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"Dear Dawn Buckets,
congratulations.
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You are the lucky winner
of the 'Win a Date with Chadwin' contest.
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We hope you enjoy
this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
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to have lunch with the soft-eyed dreamboat
from your favorite boyband, Ume4evr."
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This can't be real.
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Yeah, I entered that contest
like 10,000 times,
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but I couldn't have
actually won it, right?
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Looks legit to me.
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Things like this don't happen to me.
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It's like the universe has forgotten
that I'm Dawn Buckets.
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-(Kirby yells, grunts)
-(funky beat playing)
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No! Stop!
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You have two butts, not three!
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Ah!
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I think your brother's lost it.
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Poor guy. It must be hard on him
with that broken hand.
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-Wait, that's it!
-What's it?
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This all started
when Kirby broke his hand.
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That's why all of these good things
have been happening to me.
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As long as Kirby's down, I'm up.
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I'm not sure that's how
the universe works.
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Trust me. I know how
the universe works, Belinda.
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It's been beating up on me
ever since I was born.
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As long as Kirby's miserable,
things will keep going my way.
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(Kirby yells, crashes)
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The age of Kirby is over.
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Welcome to the dawn... of Dawn.
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-(beeping)
-(Fish) I don't get it.
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Our form is perfect
and all the numbers add up.
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So, where's the shockwave?
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Where is the breaking glass?
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Maybe the Tri-five just isn't possible.
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Guys, anything is
possible if you believe,
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and I believe in both of you.
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Isn't he the nicest?
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I thought I was the nicest.
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Yeah, you're pretty nice too, but...
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Soft Hands gave me this gift basket.
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Yeah, yesterday was my birthday,
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and as I made a wish,
I thought to myself,
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"you know who would love
all these presents?
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Fish."
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So, I'm not the nicest?
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It's like the whole universe
is out of whack.
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(Kirby) Hey, guys.
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Please... I insist.
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Man! I should've offered my seat first.
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Come on, Eli.
Get your head in the game!
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Any luck stopping the crazy train?
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00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,285
No. And I've tried everything.
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I even tried drawing
through someone else.
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Okay, now just curve the mustache
to the left a little bit.
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You know,
I think it's looking pretty good.
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00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,787
Why is your face scrunching up like that?
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Ow!
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'Cause I can't stand looking
at your lousy drawing...
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Mr. No-talent-whatsoever!
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Well, you've...
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(emotionally)
You've given me a lot to think about.
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Harsh but fair.
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I'm gonna go be alone for a little while.
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I don't know what to do.
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If I don't start drawing soon,
it's gonna ruin my life.
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-(bell dings)
-(crowd cheering)
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Oh, no.
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Oh yeah! (grunting)
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Which one of you soft-shells
wants a piece of macho taco ?
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I'm gonna...
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00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:38,167
You're eating tacos?
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(gasps)
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So, I said to the guy,
"that's not a quesadilla.
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-That's a quesa-don'tcha."
-(laughter)
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Hey, what's going on?
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What's going on is
I'm the most popular girl in school.
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Apparently everyone wants to be friends
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with the girl who won a date
with Chadwin from Ume4evr.
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Isn't that right, Belinda?
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That's Sandy. I'm Belinda.
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Oh, I just call everyone Belinda now.
It's easier...
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(whispers) And they don't seem to care.
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Well, that's good... I guess.
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"Good" doesn't even begin
to describe it.
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Everything's going my way,
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even lunch lady Helen
named a sandwich after me.
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00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,580
Hey, how's that Dawn's V.I.P.
Club sandwich?
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So, I guess you were right
about the universe after all.
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Of course I was.
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I'm taking these tacos
where you can't hurt them anymore!
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If anyone follows me,
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they're gonna get slammed
with the nacho duster!
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Cousin Edward! I'm sorry!
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(crying)
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So, here's what I'm thinking:
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I use this date with Chadwin
to get him to fall in love with me,
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then I have to ditch school
to go on tour with the band
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until I inevitably become
more famous than him,
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00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:54,208
at which point I'll probably
have to dump Chadwin
251
00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,381
for someone more... befitting.
252
00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,828
Well, will we still be able to hang out?
253
00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,037
Oh, Belinda, don't be ridiculous.
254
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,325
Of all these other Belindas,
you're still my favorite.
255
00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:08,329
(chuckles) But I've gotta go.
256
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,037
Belinda, Belinda, you coming?
257
00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,745
(girls giggle)
258
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,080
(marker scratching)
259
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,706
-A baseball? A zero.
-Hm-mmm. Hm-mmm
260
00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:25,462
The number zero?
Is it a... the moon? It's the moon.
261
00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:26,712
-(buzzer sounds)
-Time's up!
262
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,252
The circle of life.
263
00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,963
Have you never seen
a circle of life before?
264
00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,541
In your life?
265
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,995
Honey, can we get Kirby
checked for glasses, please?
266
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,173
Okay. My turn.
267
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:45,669
Oh, my. What do we have here?
268
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:54,245
Ooh. I'm gonna go out
on a limb and say... an alien.
269
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,043
-That's correct.
-Ooh!
270
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,625
Weird. Turns out I can draw now.
271
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,581
Isn't that something?
272
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,919
Here's a fun idea.
Let's switch partners.
273
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,750
-Yeah?
-Come on, Kirb, you're up.
274
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,464
Well, do I have to?
275
00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,292
Yeah, get up there. It'll be fun.
276
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,625
Try your best, Kirb.
Let's see if we can get one point
277
00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:16,289
for this entire game, all right?
278
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,415
Left hand, here it goes. (sighs)
279
00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,747
(mother) Okay, it's... it's a mayor
falling off of a waterfall.
280
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,384
(growling)
281
00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,378
(mother) It's an inside-out coat hanger.
282
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,288
It's not Dawn's alien.
283
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,915
This is what you pathetic humans
think an alien looks like?
284
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,171
No spaceship?
All those ugly limbs?
285
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:42,540
-Ah... What's going on?
-(chuckles) Let's play the game, Kirb.
286
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,955
Games? Oh, you want
to talk about games.
287
00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,331
Well, there's a game
we like to play on our planet.
288
00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,707
We call it the destruction of earth!
289
00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,747
(grunting)
290
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,500
Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and ask you to go to your room.
291
00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,713
I'll let you pick up this mess
after you think about what you've done,
292
00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,672
and after you've worked on
your picture-recognition skills.
293
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,830
(chuckles)
294
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,627
Okay, so... whose turn is it?
295
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:24,289
(sighs deeply)
296
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,250
-(light clicks)
-Kirby. What a surprise.
297
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,133
That I'm in my own room?
298
00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,878
-You and I need to talk.
-About?
299
00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:35,459
Setting the universe back in order.
300
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:41,040
So, you think because I can't draw,
the universe is all mixed up?
301
00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,665
I do. And I know it sounds selfish,
302
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,750
but I'm losing my best friend
because of it, and I need her back.
303
00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,084
Well, I'd love to help...
believe me, I would...
304
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,076
(sighs) But I don't get my cast off
for another eight weeks.
305
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,706
Dawn is getting stronger by the day,
306
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,672
and everything is turning out
exactly the way she wants it to.
307
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,960
You think the last few days
have been bad?
308
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,501
What do you think
is gonna happen to you
309
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,503
when Dawn is in complete control
of the universe?
310
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,133
You're right.
We need to correct this fast.
311
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,498
So, what are we gonna do?
312
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,708
You're gonna learn to draw
with your left hand.
313
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,712
Let the training begin.
314
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,923
Uh-uh.
315
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,293
Circles.
316
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,955
Go. Left hand only.
317
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,171
-(beeps)
-Go!
318
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,420
Left! Right! Left!
319
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,207
-Ah!
-Kirby, pull away.
320
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,501
(both grunting)
321
00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:39,379
-Yeah! Now that is a circle!
-You think?
322
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:44,959
Three seconds!
323
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,711
(both cheering)
324
00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:51,082
-(cheering)
-(pop music playing)
325
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,960
-Chadwin, I...
-Shh!
326
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,081
Yes, this is happening.
327
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,752
You have a pretty cool school.
328
00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:15,424
You know what else is pretty?
You are.
329
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,750
Oh, Chadwin,
you say the sweetest things...
330
00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,214
And so quietly.
331
00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,581
(loudly) He said I was super pretty!
332
00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,417
You said "super pretty," right?
Let's just round it up to "radiant."
333
00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,500
(loudly) He said I was radiant!
334
00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,245
Chadwin, please enjoy
one of my Dawn's V.I.P. Club sandwiches
335
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,173
(laughs) Baller.
336
00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,331
Mmm!
337
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,667
Just don't tell my manager
that I'm eating carbs.
338
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,210
Seriously.
339
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,210
-So, am I ready?
-We don't have time to find out.
340
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,421
Dawn is on a date
with Chadwin as we speak.
341
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,670
Here.
Draw like the universe depends on it.
342
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,540
(dramatic music plays)
343
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,630
I don't know what it is, Dawn,
344
00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,999
but something about this sandwich
makes me want to sing to you.
345
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,503
Chadwin.
346
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:05,173
♪ Girl, don't you knowMy love for you ♪
347
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,330
♪ Is just like a sandwich ♪
348
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,958
♪ Looking at you nowWalking down this hall ♪
349
00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,671
♪ Hand-in-hand-wich ♪
350
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,630
(Tri-Butt laughs)
351
00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,377
♪ There's a hunger deep inside ♪
352
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,498
♪ Let us look into each other's eyes ♪
353
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,963
♪ Catch up on all the thingsWe're dreamin' of ♪
354
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,041
♪ Stack a little love and tenderness ♪
355
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:38,745
♪ In between you and I ♪
356
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,790
I'll be back!
357
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,917
- ♪ A sandwich of love ♪
-(camera phone clicks)
358
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,710
-(grunting)
- ♪ Girl, dry your tears ♪
359
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:55,002
♪ I'll hold you like you're a sandwich ♪
360
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,665
(Gut-Punch) I will send you ze bill.
361
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,630
♪ Just call my name, you know I'll do ♪
362
00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,539
♪ All I can-wich ♪
363
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,580
♪ Here's a hunger deep inside ♪
364
00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,787
♪ Let us look into each other's eyes ♪
365
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:16,285
♪ Catch up on all the thingsWe 're dreamin' of ♪
366
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,285
♪ Stack a little loveAnd tenderness ♪
367
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:23,165
- ♪ In between you and I ♪
-(camera phone clicks)
368
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,750
-Later, hombre.
-(rips)
369
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,538
♪ That's how we'll make ♪
370
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,915
- ♪ A sandwich of love ♪
-(stomach gurgling)
371
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:39,080
♪ It'll satisfy your appetite ♪
372
00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,496
-Oh, no, something's not right.
-(gurgling continues)
373
00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,503
- ♪ That's tight ♪
-Betrayed by my own sandwich.
374
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,245
(all gasp)
375
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,289
So, I was wondering
if maybe I can go on tour with you gu...
376
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,415
Oh, no, more... (pukes)
377
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,376
All is right with the universe.
378
00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,213
-Kirby, are you sure about this?
-Positive.
379
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,671
I'm not gonna leave my friends hanging
380
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,330
when I've got a perfectly
good left hand to tri-five with.
381
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,747
And what about you, nicey-nice?
382
00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,174
I'm sure you're just hunky-dory
with dropping out.
383
00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:17,250
That's it! I've had it
with your stupid high-five project!
384
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,753
You losers don't deserve me
or my perfectly soft hands!
385
00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,334
I quit!
386
00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,077
I knew it! I knew I was the nicest!
387
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,417
Still, I wish him the best.
388
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,880
All right, let's do this!
389
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,253
(dramatic music playing)
390
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,883
Okay, you guys ready
to make science fair history?
391
00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,959
-Ready!
-Ready.
392
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,421
(mutters) Technically,
this is not science or history.
393
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,420
All right, T-minus three,
394
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,040
two, one!
395
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,791
(cracks)
396
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,582
(Eli) Well, we didn't break the glass,
397
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:06,457
but we did break all of our hands,
so that's something.
398
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:09,752
I've learned that whatever
doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
399
00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,834
If I wouldn't have broken my right hand,
400
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,497
I would never know
I could draw with my left.
401
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:18,043
Plus we can all rest easy knowing
that I'm the nicest guy in Forest Hills.
402
00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:21,785
So, wait, if you went crazy
because you couldn't draw,
403
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,665
isn't it just gonna happen again
because your other hand is broken?
404
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,040
(ominous music plays)
405
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:32,667
(laughing)
406
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,579
-We're coming back. Come on.
-Have fun, it's just a game.
407
00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,037
Okay, a... a broken rainbow.
408
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,245
A-a... a pile of string.
409
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,173
It's a square kissing a circle.
410
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:49,460
It's an umbrella party.
It's a melted squirrel
411
00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,042
it's a sausage running
through a pizza field.
412
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,955
It's a pile of igloos.
413
00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:57,831
It's Georgia O'Keeffe.
An upside-down circus.
414
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,627
It's not Dawn's alien.
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