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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:01,626 (laughing) 2 00:00:01,709 --> 00:00:05,289 (Kirby) You probably know me as a pretty good-natured guy... 3 00:00:05,375 --> 00:00:08,745 And more often than not, things seem to go my way. 4 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:10,214 (grunts) 5 00:00:10,291 --> 00:00:12,921 So, why am I destroying my own living room? 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,750 Well, everyone's got something that'll make 'em a little crazy. 7 00:00:16,834 --> 00:00:19,924 For me, it was losing my favorite thing in the world... 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,170 the ability to draw. 9 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:24,880 And I had to find a way to get it back 10 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:27,499 before it destroyed more than just my living room. 11 00:00:27,583 --> 00:00:31,293 (theme music playing) 12 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,075 (man) ♪ Hey ♪ 13 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:36,327 ♪ Hey ♪ 14 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:47,754 ♪ Hey ♪ 15 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,380 ♪ Hey ♪ 16 00:01:02,834 --> 00:01:03,964 You ready? 17 00:01:04,041 --> 00:01:07,421 'Cause I'm about to open up a can of kick-butt on you. 18 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,000 What? That's it? (screams) 19 00:01:10,083 --> 00:01:11,883 -(blows thudding) -(grunting) 20 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:15,079 -(burps) -Told you, man! 21 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:20,166 (chuckles) What I wouldn't give to be in that head of yours. 22 00:01:20,250 --> 00:01:22,170 All right, folks, get 'em while they're hot. 23 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:23,210 What are we having? 24 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:25,211 Kirby's favorite... pancakes. 25 00:01:25,291 --> 00:01:27,081 Of course he gets his favorite. 26 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:28,376 He always gets his favorite. 27 00:01:28,458 --> 00:01:32,668 And why? Because the universe unfairly loves Kirby more than me. 28 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:34,330 I thought you liked pancakes. 29 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:37,167 Oh, I do. I just slightly prefer waffles. 30 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:40,130 Dawn, I don't make the rules of the universe, 31 00:01:40,208 --> 00:01:42,328 -I just enjoy them. -(doorbell chimes) 32 00:01:45,542 --> 00:01:46,582 Ready for science? 33 00:01:46,667 --> 00:01:48,497 Can science wait till after breakfast? 34 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:49,673 Science cannot. 35 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,250 Science. 36 00:01:54,417 --> 00:01:57,327 Yeah, I don't know if this qualifies as science. 37 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,707 We could just do a potato clock like we did for last year's science fair. 38 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:02,832 Nothing wrong with an honest D+. 39 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:06,667 No way! The Tri-five is gonna be mankind's greatest achievement. 40 00:02:06,750 --> 00:02:09,210 Three hands colliding in perfect high-speed harmony. 41 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:11,001 And I'm telling you, if we do this right, 42 00:02:11,083 --> 00:02:14,133 the clap will create a shockwave that'll break glass. 43 00:02:17,166 --> 00:02:18,246 You guys ready? 44 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:24,132 Good, because what we do now, we do for science... 45 00:02:25,041 --> 00:02:27,171 And for all mankind. 46 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:29,750 (Kirby sighs) 47 00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:34,575 (Kirby yelling) 48 00:02:36,875 --> 00:02:39,205 -(cracks) -(groaning) 49 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:42,955 Are you okay? 50 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:46,381 Someone get a doctor... 51 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,788 that knows what he's doing. 52 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:51,125 (groans) 53 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,498 (Kirby) Mom! Dad! 54 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,205 (school bell rings) 55 00:02:58,792 --> 00:02:59,752 (sighs) 56 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:01,964 The doctor says I have to wear it for eight weeks. 57 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,961 I'm sorry, Kirb. This one's on me. 58 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:06,921 I forgot to calculate for wind resistance. 59 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,790 Rookie mistake. 60 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:11,415 It's not your fault. Besides, I'll be fine. 61 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,330 I'm just bummed out I can't draw for a while. 62 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:16,421 Sorry, guys. 63 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,630 Fear not, simple human. 64 00:03:18,709 --> 00:03:22,289 I possess the advanced technology to draw myself. 65 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:24,125 (whirring) 66 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:29,375 Yeah, we're gonna have to figure something else out. 67 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:33,328 So hey, I got you a little something to help you through this. 68 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:35,253 It's the clap-lite, 69 00:03:35,333 --> 00:03:38,173 so you don't have to get up to shut off the light. 70 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,460 You can just do it by clapping your hands. 71 00:03:42,166 --> 00:03:44,666 Oh. Right. 72 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:46,540 Rookie mistake. 73 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:58,379 Great. It just ate another dollar. 74 00:03:58,458 --> 00:03:59,708 Classic dawn buckets. 75 00:03:59,792 --> 00:04:02,462 -The universe doesn't want me to be happy. -(cellphone rings) 76 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,462 Well, that English test you didn't study for just got canceled. 77 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:08,212 -The universe can't hate you that bad. -(camera clicking) 78 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:10,831 Then why is the yearbook photographer coming over to take candids? 79 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:14,247 Cover me! No pictures! Every photo of me comes out... 80 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,673 Surprisingly breathtaking. 81 00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,330 What? Let me see that. 82 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:22,999 This is the best picture anyone's ever taken of me. 83 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:25,833 Congratulations. You just shot the yearbook cover. 84 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:28,787 Looks like someone owes the universe an apology. 85 00:04:28,875 --> 00:04:32,575 Not likely. This is a temporary glitch. Trust me, Belinda, the universe... 86 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:34,667 (vending machine whirs) 87 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:38,495 -(laughs) -What is happening to me? 88 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:49,083 What the...? 89 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,828 Sorry, your hand's too short, but thank you. 90 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:06,077 You have lovely nails. 91 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:08,076 (Fish) Don't mind me. It's for science. 92 00:05:09,041 --> 00:05:12,251 How much longer are we gonna look for Kirby's hand double? 93 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:14,503 Until we find him... or her. 94 00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:17,626 Kirby has surprisingly delicate hands. 95 00:05:17,709 --> 00:05:20,419 -J.D. here is pretty close. -"Pretty close"? 96 00:05:22,834 --> 00:05:24,964 His hand is 2.7 centimeters off. 97 00:05:25,041 --> 00:05:27,421 No offense, J.D., but your hand is a joke. 98 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:31,535 I couldn't help but overhear you guys are in need of help. 99 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:33,875 Allow me to lend a hand... literally. 100 00:05:36,667 --> 00:05:39,207 That hand... it's perfect. 101 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:42,000 Who are you? 102 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:45,253 My name's Bobby Cordiero, but you can call me "Soft Hands." 103 00:05:47,291 --> 00:05:49,461 (gasps) So soft. 104 00:05:49,542 --> 00:05:51,542 So, Soft Hands... 105 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:54,745 -Will you join our science fair project? -I'd be honored. 106 00:05:54,834 --> 00:05:56,884 No, we'd be honored. 107 00:05:56,959 --> 00:05:58,879 Trust me, I'd be honored more. 108 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:02,209 I wouldn't say that, because we'd be very honored. 109 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:04,791 Well, I'm honored that you're very honored. 110 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,460 (grunting) 111 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,745 (Gut-Punch) Ze doctor will see you now. 112 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:18,384 Or should I say ze doctor will beat you now? 113 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:20,418 Ow! 114 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,580 Whoa! Whoa! 115 00:06:23,709 --> 00:06:25,209 -Ah! -Uh, Kirby? 116 00:06:26,041 --> 00:06:29,081 Oh, Mr. Jenkins. Hey, what's up? 117 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:31,826 Just wanted to say sorry about your hand. 118 00:06:31,917 --> 00:06:33,497 I know you and your friends were planning 119 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:35,753 some high-five thingamajiggie for the science fair. 120 00:06:35,834 --> 00:06:37,924 Don't worry about coming up with a new project. 121 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,330 I've got plenty of old potato clock parts I could toss your way. 122 00:06:40,458 --> 00:06:43,168 Thanks, Mr. Jenkins. I really appreciate it. 123 00:06:44,417 --> 00:06:46,537 -(grunts) -Is something wrong? 124 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:48,745 Nothing. Just an itchy cast. 125 00:06:48,834 --> 00:06:52,634 Whoa. Oh. Sorry. 126 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:58,674 Ow! 127 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,420 What is happening to me? 128 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,170 So, you think you're becoming your characters? 129 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:09,500 It's the only explanation I can think of! 130 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,673 I haven't gone this long without drawing before. 131 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:14,540 It's like all my pent-up creativity is starting to take over. 132 00:07:14,625 --> 00:07:15,915 Yeah, that'll happen. 133 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,880 I used to put all my creativity into making abstract pies 134 00:07:18,959 --> 00:07:20,879 until the government shut me down for no good reason 135 00:07:20,959 --> 00:07:22,629 when all those people got sick. 136 00:07:24,041 --> 00:07:26,001 I went a little nutso myself... 137 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,503 thought I was a lemon meringue for three days. 138 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:29,963 What did you do about it? 139 00:07:30,041 --> 00:07:32,541 I found a new creative outlet... interpretive dance. 140 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:34,665 (dance music playing) 141 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:46,383 (growls) 142 00:07:49,583 --> 00:07:53,003 So, what you're saying is I need to find a new way to express myself? 143 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:57,083 No. I was talking about making abstract pies and interpretive dancing. 144 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:58,286 Where was your head at? 145 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:01,753 (Kirby) Okay, new creative outlet. 146 00:08:01,834 --> 00:08:04,464 (funky beat playing) 147 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:08,712 (discordant notes playing) 148 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,672 (sighs, growls) 149 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,710 What's the point? (sighs) 150 00:08:15,542 --> 00:08:18,632 (Tri-Butt) Who shut off that funky beat? 151 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,419 (funky beat playing) 152 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:28,210 Wha-whoa! Whoa! 153 00:08:28,291 --> 00:08:31,251 (grunts) Hey! 154 00:08:31,333 --> 00:08:34,423 "Dear Dawn Buckets, congratulations. 155 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:37,080 You are the lucky winner of the 'Win a Date with Chadwin' contest. 156 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:39,706 We hope you enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity 157 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:43,962 to have lunch with the soft-eyed dreamboat from your favorite boyband, Ume4evr." 158 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:45,541 This can't be real. 159 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,375 Yeah, I entered that contest like 10,000 times, 160 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,248 but I couldn't have actually won it, right? 161 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:53,133 Looks legit to me. 162 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,130 Things like this don't happen to me. 163 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:57,998 It's like the universe has forgotten that I'm Dawn Buckets. 164 00:08:58,083 --> 00:09:01,083 -(Kirby yells, grunts) -(funky beat playing) 165 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,286 No! Stop! 166 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,915 You have two butts, not three! 167 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Ah! 168 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,253 I think your brother's lost it. 169 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:12,133 Poor guy. It must be hard on him with that broken hand. 170 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:14,538 -Wait, that's it! -What's it? 171 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:16,995 This all started when Kirby broke his hand. 172 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,293 That's why all of these good things have been happening to me. 173 00:09:19,375 --> 00:09:21,665 As long as Kirby's down, I'm up. 174 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:24,495 I'm not sure that's how the universe works. 175 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:27,253 Trust me. I know how the universe works, Belinda. 176 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:29,245 It's been beating up on me ever since I was born. 177 00:09:29,333 --> 00:09:32,213 As long as Kirby's miserable, things will keep going my way. 178 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:34,251 (Kirby yells, crashes) 179 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,133 The age of Kirby is over. 180 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:39,628 Welcome to the dawn... of Dawn. 181 00:09:41,792 --> 00:09:42,962 -(beeping) -(Fish) I don't get it. 182 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,581 Our form is perfect and all the numbers add up. 183 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:47,077 So, where's the shockwave? 184 00:09:47,166 --> 00:09:48,746 Where is the breaking glass? 185 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:51,714 Maybe the Tri-five just isn't possible. 186 00:09:51,792 --> 00:09:54,582 Guys, anything is possible if you believe, 187 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,787 and I believe in both of you. 188 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,665 Isn't he the nicest? 189 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:01,380 I thought I was the nicest. 190 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,918 Yeah, you're pretty nice too, but... 191 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,420 Soft Hands gave me this gift basket. 192 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,920 Yeah, yesterday was my birthday, 193 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,790 and as I made a wish, I thought to myself, 194 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,415 "you know who would love all these presents? 195 00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:15,079 Fish." 196 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:18,633 So, I'm not the nicest? 197 00:10:18,709 --> 00:10:21,039 It's like the whole universe is out of whack. 198 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,125 (Kirby) Hey, guys. 199 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,958 Please... I insist. 200 00:10:29,792 --> 00:10:32,382 Man! I should've offered my seat first. 201 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,208 Come on, Eli. Get your head in the game! 202 00:10:35,291 --> 00:10:37,041 Any luck stopping the crazy train? 203 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,285 No. And I've tried everything. 204 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:41,625 I even tried drawing through someone else. 205 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:45,250 Okay, now just curve the mustache to the left a little bit. 206 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:48,213 You know, I think it's looking pretty good. 207 00:10:48,917 --> 00:10:51,787 Why is your face scrunching up like that? 208 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:53,245 Ow! 209 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:56,583 'Cause I can't stand looking at your lousy drawing... 210 00:10:56,667 --> 00:10:59,207 Mr. No-talent-whatsoever! 211 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,214 Well, you've... 212 00:11:02,291 --> 00:11:04,171 (emotionally) You've given me a lot to think about. 213 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,130 Harsh but fair. 214 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:09,288 I'm gonna go be alone for a little while. 215 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,633 I don't know what to do. 216 00:11:11,709 --> 00:11:14,959 If I don't start drawing soon, it's gonna ruin my life. 217 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,881 -(bell dings) -(crowd cheering) 218 00:11:16,959 --> 00:11:17,999 Oh, no. 219 00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:28,285 Oh yeah! (grunting) 220 00:11:31,041 --> 00:11:34,041 Which one of you soft-shells wants a piece of macho taco ? 221 00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:35,825 I'm gonna... 222 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:38,167 You're eating tacos? 223 00:11:38,792 --> 00:11:40,332 (gasps) 224 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:44,577 So, I said to the guy, "that's not a quesadilla. 225 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:47,287 -That's a quesa-don'tcha." -(laughter) 226 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,035 Hey, what's going on? 227 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,575 What's going on is I'm the most popular girl in school. 228 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,207 Apparently everyone wants to be friends 229 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:56,381 with the girl who won a date with Chadwin from Ume4evr. 230 00:11:56,458 --> 00:11:57,748 Isn't that right, Belinda? 231 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,330 That's Sandy. I'm Belinda. 232 00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:03,997 Oh, I just call everyone Belinda now. It's easier... 233 00:12:04,083 --> 00:12:05,793 (whispers) And they don't seem to care. 234 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,375 Well, that's good... I guess. 235 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,418 "Good" doesn't even begin to describe it. 236 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:12,000 Everything's going my way, 237 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:15,173 even lunch lady Helen named a sandwich after me. 238 00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,580 Hey, how's that Dawn's V.I.P. Club sandwich? 239 00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:23,827 So, I guess you were right about the universe after all. 240 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:24,957 Of course I was. 241 00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:30,133 I'm taking these tacos where you can't hurt them anymore! 242 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,378 If anyone follows me, 243 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:33,958 they're gonna get slammed with the nacho duster! 244 00:12:36,959 --> 00:12:42,039 Cousin Edward! I'm sorry! 245 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,785 (crying) 246 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:44,995 So, here's what I'm thinking: 247 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,923 I use this date with Chadwin to get him to fall in love with me, 248 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,380 then I have to ditch school to go on tour with the band 249 00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:52,378 until I inevitably become more famous than him, 250 00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:54,208 at which point I'll probably have to dump Chadwin 251 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:56,381 for someone more... befitting. 252 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:58,828 Well, will we still be able to hang out? 253 00:12:58,917 --> 00:13:02,037 Oh, Belinda, don't be ridiculous. 254 00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:05,325 Of all these other Belindas, you're still my favorite. 255 00:13:06,709 --> 00:13:08,329 (chuckles) But I've gotta go. 256 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,037 Belinda, Belinda, you coming? 257 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:11,745 (girls giggle) 258 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,080 (marker scratching) 259 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,706 -A baseball? A zero. -Hm-mmm. Hm-mmm 260 00:13:22,792 --> 00:13:25,462 The number zero? Is it a... the moon? It's the moon. 261 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:26,712 -(buzzer sounds) -Time's up! 262 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:28,252 The circle of life. 263 00:13:28,333 --> 00:13:30,963 Have you never seen a circle of life before? 264 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,541 In your life? 265 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,995 Honey, can we get Kirby checked for glasses, please? 266 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,173 Okay. My turn. 267 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:45,669 Oh, my. What do we have here? 268 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:54,245 Ooh. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say... an alien. 269 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,043 -That's correct. -Ooh! 270 00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:58,625 Weird. Turns out I can draw now. 271 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,581 Isn't that something? 272 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,919 Here's a fun idea. Let's switch partners. 273 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,750 -Yeah? -Come on, Kirb, you're up. 274 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,464 Well, do I have to? 275 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,292 Yeah, get up there. It'll be fun. 276 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,625 Try your best, Kirb. Let's see if we can get one point 277 00:14:13,709 --> 00:14:16,289 for this entire game, all right? 278 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,415 Left hand, here it goes. (sighs) 279 00:14:21,417 --> 00:14:24,747 (mother) Okay, it's... it's a mayor falling off of a waterfall. 280 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:26,384 (growling) 281 00:14:26,458 --> 00:14:29,378 (mother) It's an inside-out coat hanger. 282 00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,288 It's not Dawn's alien. 283 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:35,915 This is what you pathetic humans think an alien looks like? 284 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,171 No spaceship? All those ugly limbs? 285 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:42,540 -Ah... What's going on? -(chuckles) Let's play the game, Kirb. 286 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,955 Games? Oh, you want to talk about games. 287 00:14:45,041 --> 00:14:47,331 Well, there's a game we like to play on our planet. 288 00:14:47,417 --> 00:14:49,707 We call it the destruction of earth! 289 00:14:52,917 --> 00:14:55,747 (grunting) 290 00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:07,500 Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to go to your room. 291 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,713 I'll let you pick up this mess after you think about what you've done, 292 00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:13,672 and after you've worked on your picture-recognition skills. 293 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,830 (chuckles) 294 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,627 Okay, so... whose turn is it? 295 00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:24,289 (sighs deeply) 296 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,250 -(light clicks) -Kirby. What a surprise. 297 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,133 That I'm in my own room? 298 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:32,878 -You and I need to talk. -About? 299 00:15:32,959 --> 00:15:35,459 Setting the universe back in order. 300 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:41,040 So, you think because I can't draw, the universe is all mixed up? 301 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:43,665 I do. And I know it sounds selfish, 302 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,750 but I'm losing my best friend because of it, and I need her back. 303 00:15:46,834 --> 00:15:49,084 Well, I'd love to help... believe me, I would... 304 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,076 (sighs) But I don't get my cast off for another eight weeks. 305 00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:53,706 Dawn is getting stronger by the day, 306 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,672 and everything is turning out exactly the way she wants it to. 307 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,960 You think the last few days have been bad? 308 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,501 What do you think is gonna happen to you 309 00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:02,503 when Dawn is in complete control of the universe? 310 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,133 You're right. We need to correct this fast. 311 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:06,498 So, what are we gonna do? 312 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,708 You're gonna learn to draw with your left hand. 313 00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,712 Let the training begin. 314 00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:14,923 Uh-uh. 315 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:17,293 Circles. 316 00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,955 Go. Left hand only. 317 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,171 -(beeps) -Go! 318 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,420 Left! Right! Left! 319 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,207 -Ah! -Kirby, pull away. 320 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,501 (both grunting) 321 00:16:35,959 --> 00:16:39,379 -Yeah! Now that is a circle! -You think? 322 00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:44,959 Three seconds! 323 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,711 (both cheering) 324 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:51,082 -(cheering) -(pop music playing) 325 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,960 -Chadwin, I... -Shh! 326 00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,081 Yes, this is happening. 327 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,752 You have a pretty cool school. 328 00:17:12,834 --> 00:17:15,424 You know what else is pretty? You are. 329 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,750 Oh, Chadwin, you say the sweetest things... 330 00:17:17,834 --> 00:17:19,214 And so quietly. 331 00:17:19,291 --> 00:17:21,581 (loudly) He said I was super pretty! 332 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,417 You said "super pretty," right? Let's just round it up to "radiant." 333 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,500 (loudly) He said I was radiant! 334 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:30,245 Chadwin, please enjoy one of my Dawn's V.I.P. Club sandwiches 335 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,173 (laughs) Baller. 336 00:17:33,041 --> 00:17:34,331 Mmm! 337 00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:36,667 Just don't tell my manager that I'm eating carbs. 338 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,210 Seriously. 339 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,210 -So, am I ready? -We don't have time to find out. 340 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:47,421 Dawn is on a date with Chadwin as we speak. 341 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:51,670 Here. Draw like the universe depends on it. 342 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,540 (dramatic music plays) 343 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,630 I don't know what it is, Dawn, 344 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,999 but something about this sandwich makes me want to sing to you. 345 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,503 Chadwin. 346 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:05,173 ♪ Girl, don't you know My love for you ♪ 347 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,330 ♪ Is just like a sandwich ♪ 348 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,958 ♪ Looking at you now Walking down this hall ♪ 349 00:18:15,041 --> 00:18:17,671 ♪ Hand-in-hand-wich ♪ 350 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,630 (Tri-Butt laughs) 351 00:18:20,417 --> 00:18:22,377 ♪ There's a hunger deep inside ♪ 352 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,498 ♪ Let us look into each other's eyes ♪ 353 00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:28,963 ♪ Catch up on all the things We're dreamin' of ♪ 354 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:32,041 ♪ Stack a little love and tenderness ♪ 355 00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:38,745 ♪ In between you and I ♪ 356 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,790 I'll be back! 357 00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,917 - ♪ A sandwich of love ♪ -(camera phone clicks) 358 00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,710 -(grunting) - ♪ Girl, dry your tears ♪ 359 00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:55,002 ♪ I'll hold you like you're a sandwich ♪ 360 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:58,665 (Gut-Punch) I will send you ze bill. 361 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,630 ♪ Just call my name, you know I'll do ♪ 362 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:04,539 ♪ All I can-wich ♪ 363 00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,580 ♪ Here's a hunger deep inside ♪ 364 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:12,787 ♪ Let us look into each other's eyes ♪ 365 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:16,285 ♪ Catch up on all the things We 're dreamin' of ♪ 366 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,285 ♪ Stack a little love And tenderness ♪ 367 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:23,165 - ♪ In between you and I ♪ -(camera phone clicks) 368 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,750 -Later, hombre. -(rips) 369 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,538 ♪ That's how we'll make ♪ 370 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:32,915 - ♪ A sandwich of love ♪ -(stomach gurgling) 371 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:39,080 ♪ It'll satisfy your appetite ♪ 372 00:19:39,166 --> 00:19:41,496 -Oh, no, something's not right. -(gurgling continues) 373 00:19:41,583 --> 00:19:44,503 - ♪ That's tight ♪ -Betrayed by my own sandwich. 374 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,245 (all gasp) 375 00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:52,289 So, I was wondering if maybe I can go on tour with you gu... 376 00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:54,415 Oh, no, more... (pukes) 377 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,376 All is right with the universe. 378 00:20:02,083 --> 00:20:04,213 -Kirby, are you sure about this? -Positive. 379 00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:05,671 I'm not gonna leave my friends hanging 380 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:08,330 when I've got a perfectly good left hand to tri-five with. 381 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,747 And what about you, nicey-nice? 382 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,174 I'm sure you're just hunky-dory with dropping out. 383 00:20:13,250 --> 00:20:17,250 That's it! I've had it with your stupid high-five project! 384 00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,753 You losers don't deserve me or my perfectly soft hands! 385 00:20:20,834 --> 00:20:22,334 I quit! 386 00:20:23,417 --> 00:20:26,077 I knew it! I knew I was the nicest! 387 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:29,417 Still, I wish him the best. 388 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,880 All right, let's do this! 389 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,253 (dramatic music playing) 390 00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,883 Okay, you guys ready to make science fair history? 391 00:20:39,959 --> 00:20:41,959 -Ready! -Ready. 392 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,421 (mutters) Technically, this is not science or history. 393 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,420 All right, T-minus three, 394 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:51,040 two, one! 395 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,791 (cracks) 396 00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:02,582 (Eli) Well, we didn't break the glass, 397 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:06,457 but we did break all of our hands, so that's something. 398 00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:09,752 I've learned that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. 399 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:11,834 If I wouldn't have broken my right hand, 400 00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,497 I would never know I could draw with my left. 401 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:18,043 Plus we can all rest easy knowing that I'm the nicest guy in Forest Hills. 402 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:21,785 So, wait, if you went crazy because you couldn't draw, 403 00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:24,665 isn't it just gonna happen again because your other hand is broken? 404 00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,040 (ominous music plays) 405 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:32,667 (laughing) 406 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,579 -We're coming back. Come on. -Have fun, it's just a game. 407 00:21:36,667 --> 00:21:39,037 Okay, a... a broken rainbow. 408 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,245 A-a... a pile of string. 409 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:46,173 It's a square kissing a circle. 410 00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:49,460 It's an umbrella party. It's a melted squirrel 411 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:53,042 it's a sausage running through a pizza field. 412 00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:54,955 It's a pile of igloos. 413 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:57,831 It's Georgia O'Keeffe. An upside-down circus. 414 00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,627 It's not Dawn's alien. 31620

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