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This is Kirby Bucketstalking to you from room 114.
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(screams)
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Hey! I'm trying to talkto future generations here.
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Barbarians.You know what I'm saying?
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I thought I could turnthis class into a paradise,
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but I was wrong.
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If Principal Mitchell finds outwhat we're doing here, I'm a dead man.
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-(footsteps approach)
-Wait, wait. Wait! No! No!
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(theme music plays)
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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(school bell rings)
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So you're telling me
you can get Mr. Bostwick
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-to give you less homework?
-Less homework, fewer tests.
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I mean, every teacher
can be trained, like...
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I don't know, like you train
a dog or something.
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It just takes persistence.
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We trained My Aunt Stella
to go on the newspaper.
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But sometimes she misses.
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I still can't believe
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you named your dog
"My Aunt Stella."
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After my aunt Stella!
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Yeah. We should bring them both
to the park someday
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-so they can meet.
-Guys! Focus!
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I've been working
on Bostwick all year,
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and I think today's the day.
I think he's ready to crack.
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Ah! Humans,
the most fragile of all the species.
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No! Your atmosphere!
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It causes me to... (gasps)
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I like Mr. Bostwick.
He gives me structure.
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And I'm a guy
who does well with structure.
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Eli, you don't need to be
told what to do all the time.
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I don't need to be,
I want to be.
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There's a big difference.
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Well, not to me.
I think we'd be better off
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with no rules whatsoever,
total anarchy,
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-just like medieval times.
-I'm pretty sure medieval times
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-weren't all that great, Fish.
-Yeah, that's what I thought,
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but then I went to see
the medieval magic show last night.
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-(weapon clangs)
-(crowd gasps, applauds)
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It turns out history is nuts.
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A guy ticks you off,
you knock him off your horse...
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into a pile of manure.
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-I love it!
-There's nothing real
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about medieval magic, Fish.
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Those jousting guys
don't even get hurt.
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Oh! Oh, sorry, bro.
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I guess I did see
where I was going.
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-(humphs)
-(sighs)
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I wish you could train a sister.
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-(growls, panting)
-Sit. Beg.
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Now move to another country.
Good girl.
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One day, science
will find a cure for bothers.
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Yikes. Someone's got a bad case
of the frizzies.
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And Shanley? Weird.
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They're coming from the direction
of the girls' locker room.
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O.M.G., Dawn, look at this.
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(gasps) The school has a new policy:
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"No personal blowdryers allowed"?
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No blowdryers?
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Even after gym?
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I just can't walk
around with untamed hair.
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Do they understand how much work
this level of beauty takes?
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I just don't wake up like this!
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-Come with me.
-Where are we going?
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To the top!
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(school bell rings)
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(clears throat)
You are responsible
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for chapters 15 through 17
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of medieval history.
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My teacher's assistant
will pass out this week's assignments.
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-Eli.
-Ooh!
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You really outdid yourself, Mr. B.
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Mmm.
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-Mr. Buckets?
-Three chapters in one night?
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That's a little excessive,
don't you think?
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You'll live.
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Now on friday's t-- test--
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-Mr. Buckets?
-That's kind of an unofficial weekend day.
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Nice try.
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It will consist of essay que--
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-Mr. Buckets?
-How about multiple choice instead?
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(clears throat)
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As for the final presentation,
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they're due Monday. Mr. Buckets?
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-Monday's also kind of a weekend day.
-(exasperated sigh)
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See, according to my research,
over-studying can lower brain activity,
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cause undue stress,
and even make someone crack.
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Now if I can make a few suggestions,
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study time should only be 15 minutes,
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with 30-minute breaks in-between.
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-Snacks included.
-Mr. Buckets!
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One more thing.
Don't you think we should just
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toss out the textbook and talk
about our impression of history?
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You students drive me crazy!
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Year after year, you needle and needle,
and you never let up!
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You want things to be easy?
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You want an easy peasy,
weazy neezy class?
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Okay, I'll give you easy.
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Take careful notes now.
Your ready?
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I q-u-i-t...
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Quit!
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Did you get that, Eli?
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(babbles, growls)
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No blowdryers?
Are we living in the dark ages?
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Ms. Buckets. I assume
you're upset with the new policy.
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Oh, that's not her upset face.
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You can't handle her upset face!
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I'm sympathetic to your predicament,
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but the school electrical system is old,
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hair dryers blow fuses.
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-But--
-I don't like this
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any more than you do.
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We all must bear
the burden of suboptimal hair.
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Goodbye.
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-(door opens)
-(wind gusts)
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No way they'll get away with this.
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-We'll fight them.
-How?
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Well, they want us to look grubby?
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We'll give them grubby.
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From now on, no showering.
No washing,
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-no toothbrushing.
-Wait, you don't mean...
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That's right.
I'm starting a hygiene strike.
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We'll get the whole school to join in.
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Solidarity for hair dryers.
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Wow, that's big.
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Sometimes, Belinda,
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you gotta fight dirty.
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(sighs) Mr. Bostwick's car is gone.
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Kirby, you did it,
you made him quit!
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Man, I'm getting itchy.
I need structure.
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I can't go this long without someone
telling me what to do.
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I'm gonna tell them
we need a sub tomorrow.
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Hold on, Eli.
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What if we don't report this?
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What if we keep
having class without a teacher?
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(panting)
The whole room is spinning!
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What if we have no teacher
for the rest of the year?
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We could have what every kid
has ever dreamed of!
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Well, almost every kid.
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Just think about it.
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We could have
the whole class to ourselves.
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It'd be a paradise.
Come on, who's with me?
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Oh, and by the way,
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you never have to raise
your hand in this room again.
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This is our class now.
Fourth period belongs to us!
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-Yeah!
-(kids cheering)
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Whoo-hoo! Oh!
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Oh, I love this new freedom!
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Oh, that's not what we're doing?
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Day two. My name is Kirby Buckets.
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And I'm makingthis vlog to tell the world
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about a new civilizationwe're starting in Forest Hills High.
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It's a place without teacherswhere kids can really thrive...
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-Build cool stuff...-Yeah.
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-Do whatever Fish is doing.-I saw this at medieval magic.
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-Check it out.
-(clatters)
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(sizzles)
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Without being toldwhat to do all the time,
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we can make this place a paradise.
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Namaste, ding dongs.
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Ah! Paradise!
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(grunts, slurps)
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(nasally) Ah, paradise.
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(sighs)
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Kirby, my organs
can't function without structure!
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I can feel my liver
over-secreting bile!
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-I need someone in charge!
-Eli, that's not so bad.
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Your liver's
just experiencing freedom.
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And hey, you should too.
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Whoa!
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Mr. Bostwick's grade book?
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-Who wants an "a"?
-(kids cheer)
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Substitute teacher request form.
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"Kirby Buckets, a-plus-plus."
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(grunts) We've got a problem.
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Problem? There are no problems!
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This is paradise!
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I can even poke
this sleeping jellyfish
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without anything happening. See?
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-(screams)
-(school bell rings)
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Join our hygiene strike!
Our hair, our style choice!
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(moans)
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I want to talk to you
about an issue that affects us all.
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You left your locker open,
and there's money in there...
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And a laptop. Oh, come on.
I don't smell that bad, do I?
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(sniffs, coughs)
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I so regret doing that.
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What about me?
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(sniffs) Eww! Eww.
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How do we convince the school
to join the strike now?
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(wind blowing)
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Actually, we only have
to convince one person.
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I never realized it before...
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But stink can be a weapon.
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(gags)
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(barfing)
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Collateral damage.
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I'll take that substitute teacher
request form.
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(chuckles) This little thing?
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Back off!
I need me some structure!
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Come on, Eli. Let us help you.
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Good, good, good.
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That was the first step
on the road to recovery.
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Does this road come with a map
that tells you where to go and what to do?
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Sorry.
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Hi, Principal Mitchell.
How is your day going?
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Is there something
I can help you with?
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Wanted to check in and see if there's been
any movement on the hair-dryer policy.
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As you may have noticed,
we're in the middle of a hygiene strike,
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which, by the way,
includes dental hygiene.
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So we're gonna be
around you all the time...
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-Right under your nose...
-Until you give us our hairdryers back.
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Girls, I appreciate the effort.
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I'm supposed to say that,
because I'm the Principal.
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Anyway, the answer is no.
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So you might as well give up.
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-Never!
-(whirring)
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(grunts) Oh no.
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(grunts, laughs)
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-Paradise, am I right?
-(laughs)
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Yo! The Principal is making his rounds.
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If he sees Mr. Bostwick gone,
we'll be history...
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Class... Again!
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Big Ricky, watch the door.
Lucy, Ethel, get the games put away.
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You guys put the desks back the way
they were! Come on, people, let's move!
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It's time for operation bost-wig.
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Finally! Something specific to do!
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Hurry up!
Get the place back where it was!
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You will be quizzed
on this material tomorrow.
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-Blah, blah?
-(kids) blah, blah.
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Hey, old man,
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you seen Kirby around?
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Also your wig's on crooked.
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(door opens)
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(dramatic music playing)
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-He's gone.
-We did it!
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-(kids cheer)
-Shh!
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Be quiet or else he's gonna hear us!
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We need to figure out some rules
so that this doesn't happen again.
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Kirb, take it easy, man.
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I thought the whole point
of not having a teacher
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is there's no one
to tell us what to do.
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-Oh yeah? What would you do?
-I don't know.
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But this is medieval history, right?
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We'll just do it
how they did it back then,
252
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:40,793
no rules and no teachers,
just total freedom.
253
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,205
I'm with that guy.
Rules are the worst.
254
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:46,081
-Let's put him in charge!
-(kids) Yeah!
255
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:47,916
(cheering)
256
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,750
Ah. A staring contest.
257
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,424
I can do that.
258
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,000
Hah! I win!
259
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,253
And I lose.
260
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,787
I need you two to settle this right now.
261
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:09,625
(school bell rings)
262
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:13,499
-Pick this up tomorrow?
-Yeah, my eyes were sore, anyway.
263
00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,579
(dramatic music playing)
264
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,832
You're gonna let me
down after class, right?
265
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,917
Hey, boss,
this kid's making fun of my fake fur.
266
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,540
-Can I take his lunch money?
-Just because I said there's no rules,
267
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,375
-doesn't mean you get to--
-Boss said there's no rules. Hand it over.
268
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:47,537
That's not what I meant.
269
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:53,709
The desks are facing the wrong way!
270
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:56,042
Has the whole world gone crazy?
271
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,917
You got what you wanted. Happy?
272
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,630
At least there's no one
telling us what to do.
273
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:08,749
-(cellphone rings)
-Hey, guys, that's my phone.
274
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,334
Can someone just tell them I'll call back.
275
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,497
-(ringing continues)
-(sighs)
276
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,500
Mmm! What are you having?
277
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:24,673
Is that broccoli? It's so...
278
00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:27,040
-(sniffs) Stinky.
-Mmm.
279
00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:31,535
-Oh.
-Where we going next?
280
00:15:35,709 --> 00:15:37,879
I thought I could turnthis class into a paradise.
281
00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:38,919
But I was wrong.
282
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,080
If Principal Mitchell finds outwhat we're doing here,
283
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,246
I'm a dead man.
284
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,003
Wait, wait, wait! No!
285
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,423
Dude, that's my phone.
286
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,670
You're lucky I let you
keep your underwear.
287
00:15:47,750 --> 00:15:49,750
Just look what he did to mine.
288
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,996
(bubbling)
289
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,830
I see rows of well-behaved students,
290
00:16:03,917 --> 00:16:07,207
all with good handwriting
and people skills.
291
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,290
Guys, don't you think it's about time
292
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,075
we agree we need
at least a few rules?
293
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:14,666
I wouldn't mind a few rules.
294
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,581
What? No way!
295
00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:20,167
No one needs to be telling
anybody else what to do.
296
00:16:20,250 --> 00:16:22,790
And this place is perfectly fine
with the honor system.
297
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:25,248
I'm with Kirby.
298
00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:29,171
He can act like Vlad the Impaler
for all I care.
299
00:16:29,250 --> 00:16:31,080
At least he gives me structure.
300
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,538
-So what do we do now?
-Fight to the death!
301
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,710
Sorry, that was inappropriate...
302
00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,752
For someone in my position.
303
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,633
I've got an idea.
304
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:56,375
-We're gonna get medieval.
-(kids) Yeah! Yeah!
305
00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:57,958
Sounds like fun.
306
00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,832
(wind gusts)
307
00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:13,250
Principal Mitchell, I wanted
to talk to you a bit more about...
308
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,785
(sniffs)
309
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,325
-Do you smell that?
-(sniffs)
310
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,377
All I smell is you.
311
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,581
No.
312
00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,747
That's a mix of argan oil and hair heat.
313
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:29,884
-You just did your hair.
-Argan oil.
314
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:32,829
I'm impressed.
You know your frizz fighters.
315
00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:34,917
What's in the bag, Mitchell?
316
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:38,165
Principal stuff,
317
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:40,500
department of none of your business.
318
00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:44,247
I can't take this anymore!
319
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:46,253
We haven't showered in three days!
320
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:50,383
We smell like foot! What's in the bag?
321
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,330
(gasps)
322
00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:02,955
This is what this new rule is about?
323
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:06,331
You've been hoarding
all the electricity for yourself?
324
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,170
This doesn't need to go
any further than us three.
325
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,710
I suppose we could reach
an understanding.
326
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,129
Don't you?
327
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,630
I wish you weren't doing this,
328
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:26,247
though I do appreciate
having a structured task.
329
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,825
Okay, so the rules:
330
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:32,537
according to the textbook,
331
00:18:32,625 --> 00:18:35,495
the object is to knock down
the other jouster.
332
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,170
-That sounds kinda harsh.
-(cracks)
333
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:41,881
You guys really want to do this?
334
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,379
I'm not gonna be the first to blink.
335
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,378
You just blinked.
336
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,378
It was a blink blink.
It wasn't a fear blink.
337
00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:50,752
Let's just joust.
338
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,165
-Yeah! Yeah!
-(kids cheering)
339
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:05,285
Ahh!
340
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,456
Okay. I'm ready.
341
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:09,882
Let's joust!
342
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:17,169
(all shouting)
343
00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:31,495
-(power whirs down)
-(crashes)
344
00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:33,883
(shouting, cheering stops)
345
00:19:33,959 --> 00:19:35,419
Oops.
346
00:19:36,792 --> 00:19:38,042
(clacks)
347
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,670
(groaning)
348
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:52,248
What were we thinking?
349
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:55,253
Medieval stuff... is definitely real.
350
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:58,713
I think you were right.
We did need some rules.
351
00:19:58,792 --> 00:19:59,832
-(sighs)
-(door opens)
352
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,206
The authorities
just found Mr. Bostwick
353
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:08,921
living in the Forest Hills
library men's room.
354
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,376
Is it true he abandoned this class?
355
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:19,829
Mr. Bostwick had us re-enacting
medieval history...
356
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,710
-As an assignment.
-Oh. I see.
357
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,540
-Carry on.
-Mmm.
358
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,670
Are you through driving me crazy?
359
00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,132
-Yeah, I think I am.
-Good.
360
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,578
Now it's my turn.
361
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:41,997
(laughing evilly)
362
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,668
Wait for it. Wait for it.
363
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,460
-(weapons clang)
-(crowd gasps)
364
00:20:53,542 --> 00:20:54,832
(laughs)
365
00:20:58,083 --> 00:20:59,633
History, am I right?
366
00:21:03,208 --> 00:21:05,168
(theme music playing)
367
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:07,876
-Let's do this.
-(whistles)
368
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,502
I'm not the only one excited.
(laughs)
369
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,753
You got what you wanted. Happy?
370
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,170
-(whispers) You have a line.
-(whispers) I know.
371
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,713
♪ Hey ♪
372
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,210
Ooh. Wow. Where did I just go?
373
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,290
(boy) Yes!
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