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I just can't help the feeling like I'm
forgetting something, you know?
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Like there was something
I'm supposed to do today.
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Really? No clue?
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Okay, everyone. It is time to turn in
your submissions for art-mageddon.
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I hope they're all ready
I'm not taking any late entries.
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Stall!
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(Kirby's voice)
Art-mageddon.
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The massive student art fairthat also counts for half of my grade.
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In a situation like this,a lesser man might panic.
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But not me. You know why?
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Number one:I'm the best artist I know.
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And number two:
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I know that my friends will alwaysbe there to have my back.
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I've always said that there's an artto choosing your friends.
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And lucky for me,I'm awesome at art.
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(rock music playing)
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(dramatic music plays)
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(theme music playing)
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(man)
♪ hey ♪
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♪ hey ♪
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♪ hey ♪
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♪ hey ♪
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-Hi.
-Ah!
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Please tell me you saw
the Big Bald Oaf finale last night?
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I need to talk
to somebody about it!
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I watched it, I enjoyed it.
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Oh, good.
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First of all, how funny was it when oaf
takes that gerbil and puts it in his...
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Guys, I got rejected
from art-mageddon!
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Can you believe that?
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-What?
-You did sort of whip it up
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at the last minute.
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Yeah, we got rejected.
You don't see us complaining.
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But I'm the best artist in school.
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I mean, I deserve
to be in art-mageddon.
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Besides, it's...
It's not that bad, right?
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(meows)
I think I'm purrrty!
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Come on, Kirby,
you have to admit,
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it's not your best work.
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Whose side
are you guys on, anyway?
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I'm gonna be at the S and P,
where friends hang out.
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So if you see my friends,
please let them know.
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Back to Big Bald Oaf.
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I fell off my chair when oaf asked
his neighbor to smell his...
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-We need to talk.
-Like, to each other?
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This has to be fake, right?
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I mean, you couldn't really be a model.
That's just not possible.
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(dance music plays)
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No, that's real.
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And it's a chapter of my life
I don't like to talk about.
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Eli, do you know what that means?
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It means that you need
to help me become a model!
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Trust me, Dawn,
you don't wanna be a model.
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It'll eat away at your soul.
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I realized the entire industry
is built on selling lies.
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They make you wear a winter coat
when it's summer.
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You pretend food is delicious
when it's really only so-so.
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This "cool and moody Eli"? I was cool
that day, but I was not moody.
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Yeah. Uh-huh. Got it.
So you gonna help me or not?
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I don't really
have a choice, do I?
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Aw, you're learning.
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Why the long face, Buckets?
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My friends think I don't deserve
to be in the art-mageddon.
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Well, let me tell you,
when the real armageddon comes,
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you're not gonna be
so worried about friends.
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'cause there
won't be any friends.
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Let me go get you a hot dog.
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Well, I still think my drawing is good.
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Ugh! If my face
wasn't always like this,
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-you'd see I'm disgusted.
-Not your best work.
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I'm your best work!
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Now, that is a
great possum drawing.
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-It's a cat.
-Oh.
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Still though, great job.
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Not according
to my art teacher.
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I just got rejected
from this year's art fair.
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Let me guess: Mrs. Statsky?
Mm-hm.
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I had her. That hack doesn't know
what she's talking about.
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I'm Shard, by the way.
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-Um, Kirby.
-Nice to meet you, Kirby.
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So why'd she reject it?
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She said I didn't
work hard enough on it.
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Oh, pshhh!
And you believed that?
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Well, my friends kind of
said the same thing.
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Mm, are your friends...
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Artists?
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Not really.
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Oh, then they know even less
than old lady statsky.
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Let me tell you something,
that drawing is primal.
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Spon-taneous.
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It's like a statement
on the futility of art fairs, you know?
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Uh, I guess?
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In fact, I know a bunch of people
who would agree.
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What are you doing right now?
Wanna meet your new "be fries"?
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Best friends.
Trust me, you do.
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And then big bald oaf
pulled out
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the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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Two words: chili pinata.
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(laughing)
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Ow, it hurts. Ow.
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(laughs)
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(frog) Say cheese! Whoo-hoo!
Come on, banana!
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Huh.
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No worse than what Eli
usually has to say.
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I like you, frog.
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You wanna talk about
Big Bald Oaf?
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Yeah, 'cause, like,
when he took the chili,
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he just poured it
all over the guy.
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-Where are we?
-You'll see.
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(Man over intercom)
Password?
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"There is no password."
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(whispers)
That's the password.
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-(Man) No, we changed it.
-Oh, right. Um...
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-"Who arted?"
-(lock buzzes)
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(banging)
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Welcome to your new world.
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So all these people
are artists?
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Oh, yeah. We're just a bunch
of like-minded souls
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brought together by a need
to create something magical.
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We think it's really important
for artists to be surrounded
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by other artists, you know?
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(rock music playing)
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Smashing loaves
of bread is art?
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Absolutely. High art.
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(banging)
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Hey, why don't you show everybody
your possum drawing?
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-It's a cat.
-Eye of the beholder, Kirby.
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(laughs) Everyone!
Check this out!
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Mrs. Statsky rejected that
from this year's art fair.
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But that's a perfect statement
on the futility of art fairs!
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That is what I said.
You see, Kirby?
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Now you're around
people who get it.
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Real art is all about
opening yourself up
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and setting yourself free.
Like Shlomo over there.
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We don't actually know how he got here,
we just found him here one day,
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blowing bubbles
and doing tai chi.
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So dope.
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Hey, make us some art.
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-Like, right now?
-(Shard) Oh, yeah. Yeah, just do anything.
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First thing that
comes to your head.
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Okay. Bold choice, black.
Black is what he went with.
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Half of me says amazing,
but the other half says incredible.
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Am I art?
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Now that... Is art!
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-(applause)
-So art!
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Whoo-hoo!
I could be anything!
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But I'm not.
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We're all about to go help Gideon
with his film project.
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You want in?
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(cellphone ringing)
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Absolutely.
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Huh.
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No answer from Kirby.
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(Frog)
Good night, like a noodle.
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Oh, come on, don't say that.
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I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason
for not picking up his phone.
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-Ha, ha, ha, ha.
-You're right.
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We can have a perfectly good time
without him, just me and you.
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Come on!
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(dance music playing)
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So you're sure
you want to do this?
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Uh, yeah.
Models can inspire people, Eli...
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To buy better clothes.
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And I'd love to do that
for the badly dressed one day.
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One of our models has
to be the face of slanky.
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I will not lose out on this campaign.
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So you better start
praying for a miracle.
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I will call you right back.
A miracle just walked in. Eli!
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My darling, my angel, my everything.
You've come back!
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(smacks kisses)
Isn't he just perfection?
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Can I get you anything? Are you thirsty?
Hungry? Do you want some fireworks?
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No, that is dangerous,
not to mention illegal.
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Unless you want them...
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Let me see what I can
make happen for you.
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No thanks, Kourtney. You see, my friend,
Dawn here would really like to be a model.
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Uh-huh. Listen. I need a model
for an amazing product:
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The Slanky, a blanket you can wear.
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I promise, it's so "Eli." You do this
one campaign for me, and I will...
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-...find work for your friend Yawn.
-But...
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-He's in!
-I am?
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And my name is Dawn, by the way.
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T-shirt!
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Oh. Oh!
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"Fashion intern."
Am I gonna be modeling this?
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No, you're just going to wear it.
It's your job.
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-(laughs)
-(gasps)
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(camera shutter clicks)
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(all exclaim)
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(doorbell jingles)
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Hey, Wild Gil. Are you sure you never
worked in town as a groundskeeper?
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Nah, but I know
who you're talking about.
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That's my twin brother.
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Personally, I don't think
I look anything like him.
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He's bald.
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Oh, Fish. Hey.
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Kirby, hey.
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This seems like a private matter.
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I'll just leave you three alone.
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So... what you been up to?
I haven't seen you in a while.
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Oh, you know, just hanging
with my new "be fries."
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It's cool because they really get
the quality of the art that I do.
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Dude, you're not still upset
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about the whole art-mageddon thing,
are you?
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What? Pfft! No!
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I mean, the art-mageddon
is lame anyway.
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I don't need them.
Plus, it's just cool
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to hang around people
that get it, that's all.
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-Kirb.
-I gotta go.
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00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,418
Yeah, I've got a new friend
who gets me too, you know!
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Hugs are for... feed me!
(voice winding down)
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See? He completely gets me.
Yeah!
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Hey, what's going on?
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I hope you're ready, Kirspacular,
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because we're about to engage
in the most epic art project ever.
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Oh, sweet.
What are we doing?
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Remember that art fair
you got rejected from?
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-Yeah. What about it?
-We're gonna destroy it.
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(all exclaiming)
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Psst, psst, psst! Okay.
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So here's the plan: once enough people
have gathered around,
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we take center stage
and blow their minds with this guy.
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(laughs)
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Oh...
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Kirby, I'm gonna
let you do the honors.
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Once you hit that button,
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righteous art will shoot forth
from my mouth,
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covering up all this lame art
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and turning it from mediocre
to truly Shard-some.
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-I don't know, guys.
-Kirby, look.
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I never told you this,
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but every single one of us
went to this school
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and has been rejected
by Statsky's lousy art fair,
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just like you, and this is our chance
to get back at her
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and show everyone
what real art looks like!
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I'm sorry.
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It looks like everyone in there
worked really hard,
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way harder than me,
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and I don't want to ruin it for them.
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Kirby, whose side are you on?
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-I'm on your side, but...
-(groans) Oh.
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Wait. What are you doing?
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Hey, come on! Guys!
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Hey!
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Sorry, K-shnitzle,
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00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,829
but I can't have you
ruining this for me.
246
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,127
-(Kirby knocking on door)
-Let me out!
247
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,578
-Come on!
-(rattles)
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00:14:40,667 --> 00:14:42,747
-Oh!
-(chimes)
249
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:45,714
Ze good news is
you made it to art-mageddon.
250
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:48,632
The bad news:
you're stuck in here with me,
251
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:51,829
and we have time
for your annual checkup.
252
00:14:54,709 --> 00:14:56,749
(Fish)
A stuffed animal for a hat?
253
00:14:58,875 --> 00:15:00,575
I'm sorry you had to see that.
254
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,787
(cellphone rings)
255
00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:07,205
Oh man, Kirby's in trouble.
256
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:10,291
I don't know, Dawn.
I'm having second thoughts.
257
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,705
Eli, you have to go
through with this.
258
00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:15,132
I just need a little bit more time
to prove to Kourtney
259
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,668
that I'd be a great model!
260
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:21,170
But this thing is really itchy.
And I keep tripping on it.
261
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,960
I'm starting to think that this isn't
really "the snuggly bubble bath
262
00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:29,251
you can wear all day long."
It's just another lie.
263
00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:30,833
Come on, Eli. Please?
264
00:15:30,917 --> 00:15:32,577
(cellphone rings)
265
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,423
-I have to go.
-Wait.
266
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,500
Deal with this for me?
267
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,003
You can't just...
268
00:15:47,417 --> 00:15:49,497
-Fish!
-Eli!
269
00:15:49,583 --> 00:15:51,583
-Who's that?
-This is frog.
270
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:54,207
He looks like, um, a frog.
271
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,541
I love...
♪ down by the river ♪
272
00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:59,495
(laughs)
I like him.
273
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,463
-(pounding on door)
-(Kirby) Let me out! Come on!
274
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,633
Whoa. I can't believe you guys
actually came for me.
275
00:16:06,709 --> 00:16:09,419
Of course we came.
We're your friends.
276
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,380
And I'm really sorry. I know you guys
were just trying to be
277
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,168
honest with me
about my art project.
278
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,380
And also, my new friends
are kind of the worst.
279
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:19,168
Really? The guy
with the goggles on his head?
280
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,210
-Wouldn't have guessed.
-Come on.
281
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,291
We've got an art fair to save.
282
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,665
Take me to...
♪ down by the river ♪
283
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,460
New friend?
Ha. I like him.
284
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:39,043
Okay, if I can just get over there,
I think I can stop them.
285
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,375
I just need a distraction.
286
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:45,208
Oh! Either of you guys know how to capture
the attention of a room full of people?
287
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,881
(sighs)
I do.
288
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:49,499
But I'm gonna need
something fashionable.
289
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,173
-Really fashionable.
-You can borrow my shoes.
290
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:57,461
Now's not the time for jokes, Fish.
291
00:16:57,542 --> 00:17:03,292
No, if I'm gonna dazzle a group that big,
I need something bold, fresh,
292
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,075
something that will turn heads.
293
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:07,996
Use me. On your head.
294
00:17:08,083 --> 00:17:09,293
What?
295
00:17:09,375 --> 00:17:12,165
(laughing)
He's just talking nonsense.
296
00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:15,130
-See?
-Let's put on a show.
297
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,625
Frog...
298
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:22,749
-Are you serious?
-Good night, everyone.
299
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,544
(laughs, winding down)
300
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,825
He's serious.
301
00:17:28,667 --> 00:17:33,207
You're a hero, frog.
I'll never forget you.
302
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,915
What are we waiting for?
Let's turn him into a hat.
303
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,540
(phone beeps)
304
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:55,165
(hip-hop music playing)
305
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,380
(audience cheering)
306
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:04,455
-(woman) I love it!
-He's wearing art.
307
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,332
(Woman #2)
I must have that hat.
308
00:18:17,583 --> 00:18:20,543
No. Scratch that.
309
00:18:20,625 --> 00:18:22,955
Art's wearing him.
310
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:24,921
(music continues)
311
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,422
(exhales)
312
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,751
(crowd cheering)
313
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,080
(frog) Ribbit. Ribbit.
314
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:53,996
-(distorted) Ribbit. Ribbit.
-(music stops)
315
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,083
-(crowd murmuring)
-(exclaims)
316
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,876
(man) He's wearing
a frog on his head!
317
00:18:57,959 --> 00:19:00,039
-(Man #2) Disgusting!
-(Woman) Why are kids so awful?
318
00:19:00,125 --> 00:19:02,705
-(Man) Cotton is murder!
-(Kourtney) Perfect, Eli.
319
00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:05,462
Now you're a lionfish!
That's it!
320
00:19:05,542 --> 00:19:08,212
Ooh, it's city
and you're the mayor.
321
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:10,251
Loving all the slanking around,
322
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,213
but how about giving us
a little face?
323
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:15,421
-Uh...
-Show us the moneymaker!
324
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:18,250
Where's that gorgeous face, Eli?
Come on!
325
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,833
Fine! You want my face?
Here it is.
326
00:19:21,583 --> 00:19:23,923
Behold! It is I, Dawn!
327
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,500
-(sighs)
-What?
328
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,503
You just liked me a minute ago.
329
00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:31,673
You know, Eli was right.
Modeling is a total lie.
330
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,920
This stupid slanky is really itchy!
331
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,247
-(yelps)
-(crashes)
332
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:41,583
(claps)
Hm.
333
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:43,577
You sheeple think this is art?
334
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:46,457
Well, we've got news for you:
335
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:49,252
It's not!
(laughs)
336
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,713
This is art!
337
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,672
(beeps)
338
00:20:06,917 --> 00:20:08,707
Rashard Statsky!
339
00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,712
When are you going to learn that
not everything is about you?
340
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:13,832
Come on, mom,
not in front of my art group!
341
00:20:13,917 --> 00:20:16,077
(all laughing)
342
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:17,746
Go, Miss Statsky!
343
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:20,918
Dawn! Wait!
344
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,420
I just wanted to tell you again that
you are never ever going to be a model.
345
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,500
You just don't have "it."
346
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:31,463
But... you seem to have iron guts
and a questionable moral code.
347
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,332
Who knows? You might make
a great agent someday.
348
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:36,247
Are you saying
I could be like you?
349
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,628
Whoa, don't even
think about it.
350
00:20:42,625 --> 00:20:45,245
(soft music playing)
351
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:03,003
Guys, I want you to meet
the newest member of our team:
352
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,923
-Dippy the frog.
-Ribbit.
353
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,420
(all exclaiming)
354
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,250
(Kirby)
Listen, he's a little bit of Fish,
355
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,213
a little bit of Eli and all random.
356
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:12,791
I worked really hard on him,
so be nice to him.
357
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:16,075
Hi, new guy! I mean,
if you want to hang with us,
358
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,246
you have to wrestle macho taco.
359
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,503
Them's the rules, son!
360
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:26,830
-Oh! Ooh!
-The frog wins!
361
00:21:26,917 --> 00:21:30,417
-Will you be my potato neck?
-(Kirby laughs)
362
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,080
He's just being random.
It's sort of his thing.
363
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,246
Well, I find him charming.
364
00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,463
Ugh! I don't want
any part of this.
365
00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:39,712
No thanks, goodbye. Pfft!
366
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:45,880
So, anyway, the delivery
driver hit the gas
367
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,919
instead of the brakes, and he crashed
his truck straight through the wall!
368
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,460
Now it's just stuck there.
369
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,959
Are you kidding me?
I can't take that out.
370
00:21:54,041 --> 00:21:56,291
That truck is the only thing
holding up half this building.
371
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,125
Plus, I...kind of spent the insurance
372
00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:01,828
on some bad jerky-related
investments.
373
00:22:01,917 --> 00:22:03,327
(laughs)
374
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:06,080
(man)
That was really funny. Cut.
375
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:07,786
(laughs)
376
00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:10,205
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