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(rock music playing)
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That's me... Kirby.
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And those are my friendsEli and Fish.
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That's a gang of angry clowns.
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-And that's their angry pig.- (squeals)
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I'd like to say this sort of thingdoesn't usually happen to us,
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-but it totally does.
-(camera clicks)
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you might be wonderinghow we got here.
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Well, it all started a few days agowith two of my favorite things:
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my friends and my sketchbook.
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My name is Kirby Buckets
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and I'm an animator.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ Aye ♪
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♪ Aye ♪
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♪ Aye ♪
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♪ Aye ♪
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(Kirby) It all started whenmy friends and I were watching
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our favorite TV show: Big Bald Oaf.
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I wanna eat this big bowl of chili
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but I also wannaride this mechanical bull.
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-Here goes.
-(bull roars)
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-(laughing)
-(screaming)
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Why do I like my chili so hot?!
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Hey Oafers!I'm famous TV animator
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and all-around great guyMac McCallister.
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-No one make another sound.
-What if I...
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Not even one sound.
Eli, don't even breathe.
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-(inhales)
-This Friday, I'm returning to my hometown
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of forest hills to hold a very special
character-design contest.
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Grand prize winner gets their character
on my show, Big Bald Oaf .
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So get designing.
And remember:
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(Oaf's voice)
Why do I like my chili so hot?!
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-Oh...
-My...
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(whimpering)
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-You can breathe now.
-...Gosh.
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Guys, this is it.
This is my chance to meet my hero
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-and get my work on TV.
-(pop music playing)
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(Kirby) All right,
let's pick us a winner.
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I got Scrunch Face
and Tri-Butt.
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I have
a special toilet.
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Come on, Kirby,
erase him, please!
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Ooh, what about Dr. Gutpunch?
He reminds me of when I was little.
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Every time the doctor said,
"this won't hurt a bit,"
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it really hurt!
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(Woman on P.A.)
Paging Dr. Gutpunch.
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I think I need to perform
a buttectomy.
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-(groans)
-Say "ahhh."
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-Ahhh.
-Aha!
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What is this?
A wrestling taco?
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Oh, that's macho taco.
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I drew that after Eli ate that mystery
taco out of the vending machine.
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Oh yeah.
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My stomach wrestled
with that taco for two days.
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-(Fish) What about this?
-Ooh, that's Octo-stache.
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His mustache holds
all of his power.
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-(bell rings)
-Octo-stache!
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Oh yeah!
I want that mustache!
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-(shouts) Take this!
-Hands off my tomatoes.
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-(Girl) Where is he?
-(Octo-stache) See ya!
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-Hey, Dawn.
-Care to explain this drawing?
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Well, I just exaggerated
your facial features
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and your monster-like
tendencies to...
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Shut it! I found it
on my locker this morning.
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According to the peace treaty
mom and dad made us sign,
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you're no longer
allowed to draw me as...
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-Dawnzilla!
-We do not use that name in this house!
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That is who I used to be.
Since then I've blossomed into a charming,
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-pleasant young woman.
-I find you refreshing.
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Drop dead, Eli. You have no idea how hard
I've worked to change my image.
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I did 300 hours' worth
of research on this haircut.
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I had to bribe my orthodontist
to take my braces off early.
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And I am not going to let you
drag me back down.
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So help me, if I find
one more picture of this... thing,
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I will beat you with a sock
full of frozen oranges.
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(rock music playing)
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I'm sick of Kirby always
getting away with everything.
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Yeah, today he's just drawing
awful pictures of beautiful people,
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but tomorrow he could be
robbing gas stations.
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Come on, mom and dad.
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This is a teachable
moment here.
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-(laughs)
-Kirby, stop it.
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-(pen scratching)
-I see what you're doing.
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(shrieks)
I'm not a monster.
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Mom, dad!
(roaring)
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Kirby, what have we told you about
drawing unflattering images of your sister
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-with your imagination?
-Come on! It's my head.
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I should be able to do
whatever I want in there.
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-No.
-No.
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You need to show
your sister some respect.
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And no more drawing her
as the monster she was...
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-...n't.
-(horror music playing)
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(shudders)
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if Dawn finds one more drawing
you've made of her,
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we're going to take away
your drawing materials for a month.
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-Mm-hmm.
-What do you think about that?
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(groans)
Wouldn't like it.
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No, you wouldn't.
Ugh. Yeah.
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-Dizz-ang.
-Told you what was what.
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-And what wasn't what.
-Yeah.
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(school bell rings)
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Dude, "big bald oaf" would be
the perfect place for one of my drawings.
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You told me I was the perfect place
for one of your drawings.
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-(laughing)
-(snoring)
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Shhh.
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You know,
the joke's on you guys.
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Because I still
haven't washed it off.
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-I think it's cool.
-(bell rings)
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Hey, Eli. Isn't your mom
supposed to be here?
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No. She's on a singles cruise
in the Bahamas.
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(Both) What?!
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Dude, I thought you said
she could take us to the contest.
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She can.
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Oh, you mean today.
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Yeah, she can't.
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(groans)
Dude, what are we gonna do?
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I mean the contest starts in...
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One hour and we're
like five miles away.
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Feast your eyes
on heartbreaker...
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And fartbreaker.
(laughs)
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Dude, the Babcock twins are here.
They're going and they have a car.
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No, no, no way.
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They're not even twins. One is like
two years older than the other.
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-(mimicking farts)
-(mimicking kisses)
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(laughing)
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What?!
Farts are funny.
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That's a scientific fact.
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They might be
our only option.
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(mimicking farts and kisses)
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Trev, Trav, so I heard
you're in the...
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Big Bald Oaf competition.
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Uh, duh!
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Nobody knows that show
better than the Babcock twins!
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-"Hot chili, man!"
-"Man, I hate chili."
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Yeah, you guys seem like
real die-hard oafers.
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Anyway, I was thinking we should get
together and carpool, you know?
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For the environment.
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Okay, Buckets,
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you want to go green?
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It's your lucky day.
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(laughs)
Yes!
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(wails)
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Nice try, Buckets.
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We hate the environment.
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-(mimicking farts)
-(mimicking kisses)
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To the contest!
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I can't believe
this is happening!
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Let's get out of here.
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Wait, where are
you going?
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(Kirby)
Come on, Eli.
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Are you sure we should be breaking
into your brother's room like this?
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We have no choice. We have to put a stop
to those drawings.
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Well, maybe I should
just wait outside.
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This feels like a brother-sister
kind of thing.
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Belinda,
we're best friends.
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My reputation
is your reputation.
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And vice versa.
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Is this about
my knitting club again?
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One person does not
make a club!
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All we have to do is find
one nasty drawing of me
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and Kirby will have his precious
drawing tools taken away for a month.
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-(laughs)
-What? What'd you find? Is it hideous?
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No, he's pretty talented.
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These are funny.
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(cartoon voice)
"Hey, look at me!
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I have a serious,
but comical, medical issue!"
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Focus!
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We're only looking for
drawings of me. Thank you.
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(Kirby)
Man, where are we?
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Guys, I don't want
to alarm anybody,
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but we should
be really alarmed.
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We're in clown town!
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You got any idea
what he's talking about?
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Not usually.
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This is the worst clown ghetto
in forest hills.
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A few years ago, Bobby Freeman
and his parents came down here
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looking for a cheap clown
for his 10th birthday party.
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No one's
seen them since!
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(laughs)
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Dude, that is literally the stupidest
thing I've ever heard of.
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Shh!
The clowns might hear you!
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-There's no such thing as clown town!
-(echoing)
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-Shh!
-See? Nothing.
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(laughs) Clown town?
Dude, that is hilarious.
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Selfie.
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-(camera clicks)
-"In clown town with my best buds."
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Dude, come on.
The contest starts soon. Let's go.
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(evil laughter)
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-Whoa, what was that?
-I don't know.
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-Not sure.
-Well, well, well, lookie here. Fellas.
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-(squealing)
-You boys are a long way from home.
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You looking
to hire a clown?
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No.
The answer's no.
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Too bad.
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'Cause we don't like plain-faces
around these parts.
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(squeals)
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Say, that's a nice-looking
book you've got there, kid.
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Whatcha got in there?
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I've got...
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-I gotta run.
-Get 'em!
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(squeals)
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-(cartoon music playing)
-Huh, character design contest?
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You don't think
he'd enter Dawnzi...
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I...
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It... In this, do you?
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That's exactly
what that loser would do!
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-Let's ride.
-It might be cold out.
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-I'll get the mittens I knitted for you.
-Don't you dare.
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(panting)
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-I think we lost them.
-(Clown) This way!
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I can smell the fancy lad's perfume
a mile away.
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Guys!
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-Let's go.
-Oh, no.
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I am 100%
not getting in that thing!
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Oh, gross.
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(sniffs)
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(brakes squeal)
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Oh yes, that's it, guys.
We're getting out of here.
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Oi, there they are.
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-My hat!
-Come on, Fish, run!
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(pounding)
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(Clown) No!
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This is why
we need regular shoes.
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Did you get those out
of the dumpster?
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Nachos are nachos.
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Don't overthink it.
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Okay, gotta
pick one.
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Which one of you is gonna
win the contest for me?
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(thumps)
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-(liquid sloshes)
-Whoa.
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No one almost spills
on macho taco!
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-I will fold...
-(Kirby) You in half like a tortilla.
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I will shred you
like cheddar cheese.
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What'd you say to me?
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-Was I speaking out loud?
-Yeah.
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(stomach gurgling)
Oh, no.
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I don't feel so good.
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I think we need
to get off the bus.
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Dude, no way. We're still four stops
away from the event center.
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No, Kirby,
I think I'm gonna be...
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(gurgling continues)
Uh-oh. It's happening.
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No-oooo!
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(coughs)
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Sorry.
245
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:22,827
(gurgles)
Oh, no.
246
00:12:22,917 --> 00:12:24,747
Here it comes again!
247
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:27,254
(Both)
No-ooo!
248
00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,379
Uh-oh. Every time I smell puke,
it always makes me wanna...
249
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:36,418
-Ugh!
-No, you are not getting puke on me.
250
00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,710
-(retches)
-Peace!
251
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,460
That's it!
Everybody out.
252
00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,498
Fish's photo was tagged here
a half hour ago,
253
00:12:48,583 --> 00:12:50,083
so they must not be
at the contest yet.
254
00:12:50,166 --> 00:12:53,376
Perfect. If that drawing gets out, we'll
be back to where we were two years ago.
255
00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:55,128
Do you remember
two years ago?
256
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,788
We used to eat
with the lunch lady.
257
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,745
Oh yeah, Helen!
She says hi, by the way.
258
00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,504
Stop hanging out
with Helen!
259
00:13:01,583 --> 00:13:04,503
Well, well, well.
Lookie here.
260
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,463
Save it, bozo. I'm not scared of some
sad clown in too much makeup.
261
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,922
I'm just looking for my brother.
Yay tall, looks like a rat.
262
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:12,919
I'm not telling you
anything.
263
00:13:14,417 --> 00:13:15,917
You have no idea
how hard I've worked...
264
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,920
It's taken years to
properly rehabilitate our image!
265
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,710
None of you clowns
could possibly understand.
266
00:13:19,792 --> 00:13:22,422
No one joined my sewing club.
You know how hard it is?
267
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,630
-(Dawn yelling)
-It is humiliating...
268
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:26,789
(yelling continues)
269
00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,745
Okay, okay! I'll tell you anything.
Just stop talking!
270
00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,754
They took
the number four bus.
271
00:13:36,834 --> 00:13:38,834
-Thank you.
-(Belinda squeaks)
272
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,963
Kirby thinks I'm a monster...
I'll show him a monster.
273
00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:48,291
(farts)
274
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:52,128
ow!
Ow, ow, ow!
275
00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,128
-(sighs) Let me try something.
-(banging)
276
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,248
Ow, ow! Ow, ow!
Okay, stop!
277
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,503
-Ow, stop it!
-(laughs)
278
00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:02,043
I hate to tell you this,
but I think it's stuck.
279
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:05,285
Guys, we don't have time for this.
The contest starts in like...
280
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,463
10 minutes!
10 whole minutes.
281
00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,582
No reason
to freak out.
282
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,577
-(horn blaring, alarm ringing)
-Kirby, you have 10 seconds
283
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:16,127
to figure out
how to get there.
284
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:18,418
(Tri-Butt)
Yoo-hoo!
285
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,580
There's room
for three butts!
286
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:25,671
-(bell rings)
-Guys, I just had an idea.
287
00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:28,825
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
288
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,167
I'm not missing my chance
to meet Mac McCallister.
289
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,420
All right, let's go,
let's go.
290
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,205
-(engine revs)
-Hey!
291
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,170
-Classic trash-nacho vomit chain.
-(driver moaning)
292
00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:49,962
Eli's been here.
293
00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,711
(speaking Ukrainian)
294
00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,713
(speaking Ukrainian)
295
00:14:57,625 --> 00:15:00,455
She says they took off on
a riding lawn mower a half hour ago.
296
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:04,252
-Nice work.
-Whose Ukrainian lessons are geeky now?
297
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,293
-Still yours.
-Okay.
298
00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:09,707
(both speak Ukrainian)
299
00:15:11,417 --> 00:15:13,917
Guys, we have a problem.
300
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,460
Nobody steals my second-fastest
lawn mower and gets away with it.
301
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,542
(screaming)
302
00:15:20,875 --> 00:15:23,325
Move out of the way!
Playing through!
303
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,417
Whoa!
304
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,922
We need to go faster.
He's gaining on us.
305
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,670
This is as fast as it goes.
306
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:34,955
(cackles)
307
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,251
I kinda wish
I had a helmet now.
308
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,083
-This guy's crazy!
-Drive under that tree branch.
309
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:42,536
-(Kirby) Why?
-(Fish) Just do it!
310
00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:44,995
You'll go faster
without us!
311
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:47,213
-(cracking)
-Uh-oh.
312
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,080
-(screams)
-(groaning)
313
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:55,496
(engine idles, stops)
314
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,133
-(Eli) Kirby!
-Fish, Eli!
315
00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:06,209
-My sketchbook!
-(lawn mower revving)
316
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,712
(both) Kirby!
317
00:16:10,792 --> 00:16:12,882
-(Eli) Kirby!
-Help us!
318
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,125
Ready?
One, two, three!
319
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,748
(groaning)
320
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,460
You didn't really think
I was gonna run you over, did you?
321
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:48,042
(laughs, screams)
322
00:16:57,667 --> 00:17:00,997
My mustache...
It was all I had.
323
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:07,747
Oh, Kirby,
I'm so sorry.
324
00:17:08,750 --> 00:17:12,290
That was like the prettiest
and saddest snowstorm ever.
325
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:13,785
My one chance
to meet my hero...
326
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,672
And I blew it.
327
00:17:17,667 --> 00:17:19,377
Let's just go home.
328
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,328
What are you
talking about?
329
00:17:21,417 --> 00:17:23,957
The contest hasn't started yet.
There's still time.
330
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:27,381
-Guys, I didn't bring any more drawings.
-It doesn't matter.
331
00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:29,327
You're the best
artist we know.
332
00:17:29,417 --> 00:17:32,167
It was stupid of me to even think
that I could win the contest.
333
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,420
Kirby, wait!
You can't just give up!
334
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,750
Yeah, man, we can
totally do this.
335
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:42,384
You've always had our backs,
now we've got yours.
336
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,708
That's it!
337
00:17:44,792 --> 00:17:47,542
Kirby, you do have
another drawing!
338
00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,705
Behold! The most hideous creature
known to man.
339
00:17:52,792 --> 00:17:55,172
Dawnzilla.
340
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,250
"Big bald oaf" contest,
341
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,423
here we come!
342
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,920
-I'd like to enter the contest.
-Where's your drawing?
343
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:08,249
Right here.
344
00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,789
I'm sorry, you can't use
your friend's back as an entry.
345
00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:14,825
But this is my last drawing
346
00:18:14,917 --> 00:18:16,917
and we came all this way
on a lawn mower.
347
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,080
(Man) Oh, I don't know. I think
we can make an exception.
348
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:23,083
(fanfare)
Mac McCallister!
349
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:27,629
Mr. McCallister,
this is an honor to meet you, sir.
350
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:31,329
Me and my friends have been big fans
of Big Bald Oaf since, like, forever!
351
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:34,877
(All) "Ahh, why do I like
my chili so hot?!"
352
00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:37,669
(chuckles)
Chili... It's classic.
353
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,210
What's with the helmet?
You hit your head a lot?
354
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,171
-It's stuck.
-Oh.
355
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,746
I own a motorcycle.
356
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,754
So tell me
about your drawing.
357
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:54,040
So what is it?
Some kind of...
358
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:55,665
Mythical she-beast?
359
00:18:56,667 --> 00:18:58,377
It's...
360
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:00,578
-My sister.
-(laughs)
361
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:05,083
It's personal, which is great.
I'll tell you a little secret,
362
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,826
Big Bald Oaf is actually
based on my dad.
363
00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:09,247
-(chuckles)
-(Dawn) Kirby!
364
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:11,793
You will not let that drawing
get out to the general public.
365
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,665
I swear...
Fish, here's your hat.
366
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,580
Thanks.
367
00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:19,037
If Eli doesn't cover that up right now,
I'll tear his skin off,
368
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,625
put it back on inside-out.
I will... (roaring)
369
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,211
Kirby, are you
listening to me?
370
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:29,251
I'm not even kidding.
I will... (roaring)
371
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:31,213
Stop picturing me as a monster!
372
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:34,291
You know what?
I totally see it.
373
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,705
You really captured her
and she definitely belongs on TV.
374
00:19:37,792 --> 00:19:40,382
No! You cannot put
that abomination on television!
375
00:19:40,458 --> 00:19:42,128
It'll ruin my image forever.
376
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,208
What are you talking about?
377
00:19:43,291 --> 00:19:46,211
Being on TV is the absolute
coolest thing there is.
378
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,131
-It doesn't matter what you look like.
-Wait.
379
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,708
-Really?
-Yeah!
380
00:19:49,792 --> 00:19:52,252
You think anybody cared
about me before I was on TV?
381
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:56,383
Before "big bald oaf"
I was just a weird artist guy,
382
00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,828
who looked like
his mom dressed him.
383
00:19:58,917 --> 00:20:00,577
-No offense.
-None taken.
384
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,747
It's true. Mandy McDaniels got on
the news after a hot-air balloon
385
00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:06,504
crashed in her swimming pool
and she got super popular.
386
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:09,833
Maybe you're right. I could be
the new Mandy McDaniels.
387
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,127
I know.
388
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:14,378
Well, what are you waiting for?
Get in there and make me a star!
389
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:16,167
After you.
390
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:25,501
I know we said it before, Kirb,
but your mom and I are
391
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:27,543
real proud of you
for winning that contest.
392
00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:30,455
Everything except the
stealing-the-lawn-mower part.
393
00:20:30,542 --> 00:20:33,132
Yeah. How's that
community service going?
394
00:20:33,208 --> 00:20:36,288
Pretty good. I learned my lesson
and I only got a week left.
395
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:39,535
Dawn, you're sure
you're okay with this?
396
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,415
Mom, I'm gonna be on TV!
397
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,080
When the kids at school see this,
they're gonna be forced to look up to me
398
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,706
like the natural-born
celebrity that I am.
399
00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,132
-Oh, oh, here I come!
-(cartoon music playing)
400
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:53,001
Oh, I wonder
who that could be.
401
00:20:55,417 --> 00:20:57,917
(roaring)
My name's Dawnzilla!
402
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,418
Look at me!
I'm on TV
403
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,080
-(forced laughter)
-You'd better button up.
404
00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:06,746
-It's chili out there!
-(sizzles)
405
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:09,754
-(boys laughing)
-"It's chili out there!"
406
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:13,080
That was funny, right?
So what are people saying?
407
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,456
Are we getting flooded
with likes and party invitations?
408
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,712
(shrieks, gasps)
Mandy McDaniels says,
409
00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:19,712
"Dawnzilla is hilarious!
410
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:23,082
#Let's-all-make-fun-
of-Dawn-tomorrow."
411
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,876
Oh.
412
00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:28,959
Uh, you might want to steer clear
of the cafeteria tomorrow.
413
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,001
It's chili day.
414
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:37,825
I'll get you, Kirby!
(roaring)
415
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:46,461
I thought you promised your mom
you wouldn't draw that anymore.
416
00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:48,632
I didn't say anything
about mowing.
417
00:21:50,083 --> 00:21:52,173
Mowing... classic!
418
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:55,745
(theme music playing)
419
00:21:55,834 --> 00:21:57,044
♪ aye ♪
420
00:21:58,750 --> 00:21:59,960
♪ Aye ♪
421
00:22:13,291 --> 00:22:15,831
Eli, me and you need
a secret handshake.
422
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,167
Hold your thumbs up.
423
00:22:20,125 --> 00:22:21,415
♪ Aye... ♪
424
00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,040
What...
425
00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,035
♪ Aye ♪
426
00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:27,001
We're lumberjacks.
427
00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,713
-Bye.
-No.
428
00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,172
-Yeah.
-Snap!
429
00:22:30,250 --> 00:22:31,580
One dad, one rule.
430
00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:34,377
And one mom...
And then all the rules.
431
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:37,458
-A bunch of rules.
-A bunch of rules, but spelled with a "Z."
432
00:22:37,542 --> 00:22:39,042
Mister.
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