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[Hip Hop Playing]
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* Hey Mr. Robber man, yeah
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Man, you must be crazy
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if you think LeBron
is better than MJ!
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It's not even a question.
Players are more athletic today.
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Boy, are you insane?
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You know players could
actually foul back then.
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MJ got assaulted every time
he went to the basket.
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Come on, you know
players are elevated now.
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Man you just, I just
can't even talk to you.
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Need a cut?
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Uh, yeah, I have an
appointment at 10 o'clock.
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Uh, well uh, you a little early.
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It's 9:55.
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Oh, oh, oh it is? Well uh,
have a seat right there.
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They both got appointments?
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They both got appointments,
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and them two boys out
there playin' chess too, so sit down somewhere.
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I'm just runnin'
a little bit behind.
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Thank you kindly.
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Type of question was that?
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-That's your boy right
there. Light skinned. -Step-kid. [Laughing]
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Actin' all bougie.
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Talkin' 'bout LeBron better,
you've gotta be crazy.
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Have you been
waiting a long time?
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Hm! This is my
second episode of Maury.
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[Woman on TV] Let him know!
This his baby, his baby,
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Little J'Quan Jr. it's his baby!
[Crowd Cheers Wildly]
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[Theme Music]
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* There's strength in numbers,
When you're out there, I'm the one that you call
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How's that lookin' bro? Stay up!
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* I'm goin' right for my bros
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[Overlapping Conversation]
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My bad Robyn, I know I'm late,
I'm sorry, don't kill me.
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I'm on my second
cup of coffee, Omar.
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The clock started
when I got here.
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-Well is it too
late to apologize? -Yes.
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[Both Chuckle]
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I'm glad you can still smile
with everything that's going on.
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Yeah, that video
looked pretty bad, huh?
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Twenty thousand
views and counting.
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Well they only
show part of it.
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That old man
started with me first.
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Ouch.
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Did his words leave a bruise?
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Look, sometimes you
just have to fall back.
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Perception is everything.
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This is now the second violent
encounter than Naomi can use against you in court.
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She wouldn't do that.
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Would she?
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You know her better than I do.
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I was just tryin' to have them
put our son in the game.
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And instead, they end up
puttin' you out the gym.
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[Omar Exhales]
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I recommend you join an,
an anger management class.
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[Omar Laughs]
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You got jokes, now
what is in that cup?
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A double shot. But I'm serious.
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It's a proactive strategy
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that we can use to offset
whatever Naomi accuses you of.
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I, I don't know.
[Melodic Piano Music]
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I'm not asking, Omar.
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I should start a fight
with you more often, 'cause last night was...
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woo!
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Yeah, I didn't really get
much sleep last night so, if you don't mind.
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Can I ask you a question?
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What do you love about me?
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Okay.
[Clears Throat]
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I love... how you
don't need a man.
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But, you don't act
like you don't need a man.
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[Serena] Mmm.
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That's sexy.
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What?
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I just wanna say that
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I really appreciate
you being here.
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-And...
-And?
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...mm-hmm. As long
as we are growing,
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and building,
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I'm good.
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[Soft Chuckle]
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Okay.
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Wasn't expecting that,
but I'll take it.
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Even though I ain't
brushed my teeth yet.
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[They Laugh]
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Do you wanna go for a round two?
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I, I need some more
sleep. Couple hours, please.
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Are you gonna make
me fight you again?
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Babe, so it is true?
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Sex is the remedy
to an angry woman.
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-Hmm.
-Hmm?
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Well, sex is really
just the band-aid.
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The remedy is to give
us what we want.
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So what we want doesn't
really matter at all.
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So you don't want all of this?
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No, it's cool. You
don't, you don't want
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all of this?
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Got it. Goodnight.
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I'm awake now.
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Oh! Okay!
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[Barber] Wait a minute,
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you mean to tell me Friday is
your favorite movie of all time?
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[Stammering]
Di-di-di, did I stutter?
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Did you see Nia Long when she
was runnin' across that street?
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Woo! Hot damn,
I love that scene.
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It can't be your favorite movie
just because of Nia Long, bruh.
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Why the hell it can't?
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That girl should've been
nominated for a Academy Emmy.
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Or whatever Hollywood award
they givin' out out there.
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Um, those are actually
two different things.
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What?
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An Emmy and Academy Award,
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ones for movies and ones for TV.
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Let me tell you something boy,
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a Emmy, Academy award,
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and they need to give
her a Grammy, 'cause she about to make me sing.
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Okay so, like an EGOT?
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Boy, you speakin' English?
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An Emmy, a Grammy,
an Oscar and a Tony.
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Only 15 people
ever won those. Um,
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Whoopi Goldberg
being one of them.
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Ooh, I love me some Whoopi Gold!
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Word! What?
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Yeah, you know Whoopi
don't take no nap.
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Yeah, I'd love it if
you guys went faster.
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Did I say that out loud?
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-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
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See there? Now he
actin' light skinned.
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Steph Curry no shop
wanna get beat up, huh?
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[Barber] Hey, you better
let him know who he is.
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[Singing]
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But see he must don't
know. I'm somebody.
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And you know how I know?
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'Cause my grandma said it, and
I heard her when she said it.
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[Both Laugh]
I don't know nothin'.
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-What up, Carl?
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My man, give it
to me low. I like it.
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Danni, what do you got? Okay.
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-You on it today.
-I'm always on it.
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Mm-hmm.
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[Jarvis] Mm-hmm.
[Danni Giggles]
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Y'all look beautiful, people.
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Yes.
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Good morning Mr. Johnson.
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Danni, you can call me Jarvis.
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Ah, right, sorry.
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My mom is from Memphis,
and she don't play that.
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Ah, I got it.
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I know all about
southern hospitality.
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What ya got for me?
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Well, Mr. Creed called
about the Buckhead Estate you showed last week.
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Oh, he wants to put in an offer?
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He was actually
questioning if you were the owner of the company.
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That's interesting.
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What'd you say?
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I told him he needs to
put some respect on yo name and to stay in his lane.
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Danni!
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Is what I wanted
to tell him, Mr. J. [Giggles Nervously]
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I just said that I'm new here,
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and I'll get someone
more qualified to give him a call back.
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[They Chuckle]
Thank you.
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Nah, I'll call him
at some point.
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But he was out of
pocket for that, right Mr. J?
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Ah, I little.
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I know how I can be perceived.
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But some folks,
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they're very particular on
who they do business with.
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When I showed him
the property, um,
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I may have been dressed
a little too casual.
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To each his own.
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gotcha.
[Upbeat Rhythm]
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And Danni, what do you call me?
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-Mr. J.
-Danni...
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Jarvis.
[He Chuckles]
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Very good.
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I might get a raise!
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Damn!
[Phone Ringing]
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Yeah, what up Omar?
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[Omar] Jarvis!
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Hey, you definitely
not at the office.
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Nah man, no I'm out
here on the range trying to get these swings in.
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Man, I'm horrible at this.
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Rich people problems.
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Nah, no, no it's a work expense.
[Omar Laughs]
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I got a meeting with a
colleague on the golf course
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and it's imperative that
I win this time around.
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Yeah well don't forget
about the little people.
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Hey, call Greg real quick.
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Okay, one sec.
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Yo J, what's good?
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Yo Greg, what up?
I got Omar on the line.
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What's up, fellas?
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-Hey Greg, you busy?
-Hit Keith on 3-way.
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Yo Greg, I need a barber
recommendation, stat.
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I been tryin' to tell you.
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What's goin' on?
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I've been in the shop
for two hours, my appointment was at 10 o'clock.
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How many he has in front of you?
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-I'm in the chair.
-So what's the problem?
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He's on his lunch break.
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Yo, hang in there, man.
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I got Omar and
Jarvis on the line.
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[Omar & Jarvis] Keith!
[Keith] Hey.
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I know what this is.
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Whassap?
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[He Laughs]
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Oh, nothing, okay.
Um, what's, what's up fellas?
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Hey, tonight is my Uncle's
annual poker shindig.
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Oh, really? That's
happening again?
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Yeah, it's been a year already.
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Now look fellas,
the buy in is $500.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, your uncle
knows this isn't Vegas, right?
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I don't know Omar,
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wasn't it 200 last year?
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Listen fellas, I
already figured it out.
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Now if one of us wins,
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split it. Increase our odds.
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Yo, I ain't mad at that.
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A'ight, I'll be down for that.
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Look, I can't
roll tonight fellas,
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I'm going Salsa dancing
tonight with Bianca.
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Did you say Salsa dancing?
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Ooh, I wanna go Salsa dancin'!
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Oh, wait, wait, so is
that date number 2?
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Well, I don't know if
she would call it a date.
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-What did you call it?
-A date.
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Kieth, are you sure you wanna
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hang out with her again?
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Yeah man, she's
the one who invited me.
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Okay.
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Hey Greg, Jarvis,
I will see you tonight at 8.
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I'll text you the addy.
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Cool, alright.
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-Look, uh,
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I love talkin' to you guys,
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but really we could've just sent
a text that we're gonna be, um,
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hello?
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Hello?
[Salsa Music Playing]
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-Hey.
-Hey!
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It's so good seeing you!
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Uh yeah, um, thanks for
inviting me. Uh, you look great!
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Oh, thank you. You, too.
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I love your hat.
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Oh, uh, thank you, yeah.
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Tried to get my
hair cut, but uh,
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it was at a black
barbershop, and...
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-you don't know what
that means, and that's fine. -Ah, don't worry.
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Guys!
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00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:09,202
This is the most amazing
photographer in the world,
249
00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,205
and my date
tonight, Keith Johnson.
250
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,206
Date?
251
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,542
IS that what tonight
is, a, a date, Bianca?
252
00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:19,312
Of course! It's a group date.
253
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,380
Shots!
254
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,749
Um, shots?
255
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,418
Uh, sure you don't
want to get some strawberry daiquiris instead?
256
00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:29,156
-Are you ready?
-Yeah.
257
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,191
[Bianca] Salute!
258
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,194
Salute.
[She Giggles]
259
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,735
[Bianca] Oh, my God!
260
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,070
Es mi cancion!
261
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,005
-Your what now?
-It's my song!
262
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,574
-Oh, okay.
-Let's go!
263
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,842
[Slow Jam Playing]
264
00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:50,677
[All Talking At Once]
265
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,980
We gon' see if we can
get your Stacie Adams.
266
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,016
Look man, this dude had his
whole shoes taken off his feet.
267
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,517
-In front of everybody!
268
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,119
-We gotta know when
to quit. That's all I'm saying. -Yo, that's real.
269
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:02,155
[Eugene] Boom baby,
four of a kind! [Shouting, Laughing]
270
00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,924
[Oscar] Damn!
271
00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:07,327
I'ma go bring her on over here,
'cause I'ma treat her real nice.
272
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,363
-You be nice, Eugene.
-Oh, always baby, always baby.
273
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,165
Ah, there he is, nephew!
274
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,101
[Omar] What's up old man?
275
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,703
Ah! How you doin', brother?
276
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,771
Good to see you.
277
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,740
[All Conversing]
278
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,477
Ah ha, wait a minute,
tone it down.
279
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:26,713
Do y'all have uh,
y'all have money?
280
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,281
Do we have money?
281
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:31,618
Um, is, is, is, this money?
[All Cheering]
282
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,453
-My friend!
283
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,388
-Alright then, alright!
284
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:38,391
[All Chatting]
285
00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,562
Hey uh, Oscar, this
is my nephew Omar,
286
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,731
his friend Greg, and uh, you uh-
287
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,167
-He always do that. Jarvis.
-Ah! That's it.
288
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,469
-That's it, that's it, Jarvis.
-[Booker] Jarvis?
289
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,404
What kind of professional
hood name is that?
290
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,407
-Right?
-Did you graduate from Devry?
291
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,410
[All] Devry!
[Laughing]
292
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:01,248
Yeah well, they stopped
naming people Booker in the early 1900's.
293
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,350
I guess you barely
made the cut, huh?
294
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,585
-Ooh.
295
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,687
Ooh, hoo, hoo.
296
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,223
[Raucous Laughter]
297
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,258
-That was good, man.
298
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,926
That was good for
a light skinned dude.
299
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,895
-You just got a old ass name!
-Yes, he does.
300
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,163
-Alright, to hell with you.
301
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,831
You alright with
me, young blood.
302
00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:19,933
Come on, let's get
this thing started!
303
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,936
-Let's do it!
-Alright, alright.
304
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,338
[Bianca Laughs]
305
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,773
Come on!
306
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,042
-Coming.
-Come on! Don't be shy.
307
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,777
I'm coming, I'm coming.
308
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,379
It's so easy.
309
00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:33,947
-Yeah?
-Look, just do.
310
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,950
-Okay.
-Hand right here, and then just
311
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,920
right foot step, left.
312
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,289
-Ow!
-Oh! I, I'm so sorry.
313
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:45,292
It's okay, it's okay.
Just, just follow me, okay?
314
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,626
Look at me, it's really easy.
315
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,362
You just gotta put a
little bit of hip in there.
316
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,898
-Right?
-Yeah.
317
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,134
-And then once you feel
that music in your body, -All in the hips.
318
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,969
-you can bring
a little shoulder... -Oh!
319
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,271
Hey, can you show
me that move again?
320
00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,407
Yeah, of course. Right here.
[They Laugh]
321
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,808
[Raymond] Bianca!
322
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:07,514
[Conversing in Spanish]
323
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,054
Pardon me.
324
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,057
Uh, yeah, sure.
325
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:20,027
[Salsa Music Playing]
326
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,833
-Right here.
-Uh-oh!
327
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,369
[Eugene] Here we go again!
328
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,104
-Let's do it!
329
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,606
[Eugene] Wait a minute,
I know that face.
330
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,942
-That's the bluff
face. He bluffin'!
331
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:11,378
-That ain't his bluff face,
that's his face-face.
332
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,381
His face be like that
when he mad, his face be like that when he happy,
333
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,316
that's why I hate
playin' with Booker.
334
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,951
Man, just play the cards, man!
335
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,653
You tellin' my business.
336
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:21,654
I'm out.
337
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,891
-Man, me too. I got zilch.
-Ooo-woo!
338
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,927
Mm-mm-mm.
339
00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,664
I see your fifty,
340
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,900
I raise you fifty.
341
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:38,071
[Eugene] Okay, okay, okay,
I see you nephew, okay, call.
342
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,506
Hey, I'm out.
343
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:40,540
Sure about this, O?
344
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,210
Man, it's nothin',
I got this. Trust me.
345
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,712
Man, Booker lookin' a
little nervous over here.
346
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,248
You are perspiring a
little, you got just a-
347
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,984
'Cause it's hot as hell in here!
348
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,953
Feel like I'm in South Africa.
[The Others Laugh]
349
00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,658
[Whispering] Hey, Jarvis,
let me borrow 300.
350
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,360
Man, I'm out.
351
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,162
[Eugene] Ooh, I'm sensing broke,
352
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,597
I'm sensing broke.
Uh, listen, um,
353
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,900
the house can float
you a small loan
354
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,937
for a, a modest interest
rate of 25 percent.
355
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:11,938
Nah, nah.
356
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,540
[Oscar] Be careful now,
357
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,375
-'cause you might have
to give up your pink slip. -Yeah, yeah.
358
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,277
I got you.
[Chuckling]
359
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,511
Let's do it.
360
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,413
Hey now, don't be spendin' your
allowance from Naomi, man.
361
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,049
You gotta save that
for your lawyer fees.
362
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,783
-Shut up, Greg.
-[Booker] Oh my God!
363
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,586
What kind snitchin' you be
doin' in front of everybody?
364
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,089
You see his uncle over there.
365
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:29,856
Do tell.
366
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,024
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
367
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,760
is your lady givin'
you a hard time?
368
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,463
Yeah, we, we separated.
369
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,465
I'm, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
370
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,101
Yeah well, I don't go
around talkin' about it.
371
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,970
I got this court custody hearing
coming up, and my attorney
372
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,973
suggested that I enroll in an
anger management class.
373
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,143
Yeah, he went to his son's
basketball game and uh,
374
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,378
-beat up a senior citizen.
-What?!
375
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,046
[All Talking At Once]
376
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,049
Technically, they argued, right?
377
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:59,386
Somebody filmed it,
and now Naomi might use it against him in court.
378
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,720
I had no idea.
379
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,155
[Omar] Yeah, Unc.
380
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,923
She won't even let me keep Caleb
381
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:06,726
unsupervised all because I
spanked him a couple times.
382
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,961
Oh, oh you can't spank
no kids nowadays, boy.
383
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:11,498
That, that's child abuse.
You, you can get locked up.
384
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,634
Uh, there's other ways to
discipline your kids, right?
385
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,436
[Eugene] Like what, time out?
386
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:19,806
Time out may be good for Timmy,
but it do not work on Darnell.
387
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,974
Hah! It don't
even work for Timmy.
388
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,843
You see how them
little white kids be
389
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,979
-cussin' they mother
out in the grocery store. -[Eugene] I hate you, mom!
390
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,681
You never loved me!
391
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,850
I just think that you
can talk to your kids
392
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,585
and work out any
behavioral issues.
393
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,853
You don't always
have to spank 'em.
394
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,523
[Scoffs] Do you have kids?
395
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,691
-Not yet.
-I could tell.
396
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,327
-You can tell him
-Listen, listen
397
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,794
fellas, there's a
difference between
398
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,697
spanking your kids
and beating your kids.
399
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,633
Now when they don't
listen 2 or 3 times,
400
00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,968
I don't see anything
wrong with a little pop.
401
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,505
Omar, times have
changed. You don't want to give them a reason.
402
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,808
Why don't you, why
don't you go down to that anger management class,
403
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,210
for your kids, you know?
404
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:58,545
[Oscar] How 'bout this,
405
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,781
are we playin' poker,
or Oprah, huh?
406
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,784
Play your cards.
407
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,819
Royal Flush before kings!
408
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,055
[All Shouting]
409
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,391
Hey look here, Christmas
came early for me.
410
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,892
Hey, and you know what?
411
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,061
Omar, you're my nephew,
and I would ride for you,
412
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,230
but I'm, I'm gonna need
all that 300. All of it.
413
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:17,964
All of it.
414
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,732
I'll cash app you Unc, alright?
415
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,734
-Cash who?
-It's an app that transfers money.
416
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:22,969
Oh no, no, no.
417
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,737
Cash only, house rules. Uh,
418
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,574
I'll give you 3 weeks to pay,
but I needs all my bread.
419
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,376
All of it.
[Booker Laughs]
420
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,710
But y'all can come anytime.
421
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,079
We love, ooh, I
love all three of y'all!
422
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,414
We gonna change y'all name.
423
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,548
What you gonna call it?
424
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,084
A, T, M!
425
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,253
And we got your pin number!
426
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:42,655
Let's go, let's do it.
427
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:43,590
Come on man.
428
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,493
[Talking Over Each Other]
429
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:49,229
-I'm deal, I'm deal.
-Please do!
430
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,268
[Bianca Chuckling]
431
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,607
Hey Keith,
432
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,874
-that was so much fun, right?
-Hey.
433
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:06,045
Uh, yeah, yeah it
was great. It was like,
434
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,781
watching an episode of
Dancing With The Stars with
435
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,784
you and Ricky Martin.
436
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,453
His name is Raymond.
437
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,188
He's a Wednesday nights regular.
438
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:19,226
Oh, well, everybody loves
Raymond's, I guess.
439
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,394
Yeah, he's so sweet.
440
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,095
He even taught me how to Salsa.
441
00:19:23,129 --> 00:19:26,699
You know, that's the
one thing I never got.
442
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,034
My Salsa.
443
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:31,037
I was really looking
forward to it.
444
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,939
Next time.
445
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:36,409
So I noticed that you
posted some of the pictures from the photo shoot.
446
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:38,110
Oh my God, yes!
447
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,613
A todo el mundo le ecanto.
448
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,749
I mean, I got
449
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:48,255
11,000 likes and 871 comments.
[Phone Chimes]
450
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,324
Oops! 872.
[He Sighs]
451
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,126
It's really impressive
that you know that.
452
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,128
It's my job, I
gotta stay on top of it.
453
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,597
Um...
454
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,600
I'm sure it was a
minor oversight, but um,
455
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,303
I think you forgot
to tag me. Again.
456
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:06,005
Oh my God.
[Speaking Spanish]
457
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,574
-No, it's-
-I'm so, so, no, no.
458
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,008
Sorry, no, it's,
it's totally fine.
459
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,077
Like, I'm sure it was an
honest mistake, and-
460
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,112
No, no, no, there's no excuse.
461
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:14,581
Really, I hate when I do that.
462
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,616
Let me actually do
it right now, so
463
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,285
-I don't forget.
-Oh, okay.
464
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,453
We go on Instagram, and
465
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,121
[Raymond] Bianca! Amor!
466
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:26,826
Aye, aye Raymundo, mi amore!
467
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,829
[They Converse In Spanish]
468
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:51,684
[Phone Rings]
469
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,856
[Keith Sighs]
470
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,331
[Bianca] Hey!
471
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,333
Are you just gonna
ignore my all like that?!
472
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,468
Uh, hey!
473
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,737
Uh, sorry, no, no! I, um,
474
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,039
I, I don't have my
headphones, so, um,
475
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:16,042
you know, I
can't talk and drive.
476
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,178
I'm sorry it took
so long over there.
477
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,881
Uh, it's okay!
478
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,584
I call you.
479
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,587
All right.
480
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:33,393
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481
00:21:33,443 --> 00:21:37,993
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