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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:02,803 "Open Up" by Omarion plays * Open up, wake up, wake up 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,105 * Touch 3 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:05,739 * Touch * Open up 4 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:10,411 * Reach out and touch...touch..touch 5 00:00:10,444 --> 00:00:11,945 * Reach out and touch 6 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:15,083 [razor vibrating] * touch...touch...touch 7 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:19,753 * You lookin' yummy...yummy...yummy 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:24,158 * Wet like tsunami...nami...nam 9 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:29,097 * Girl I won't rush it...rush it...rush it 10 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:34,168 * I wanna plug in...plug in...let me plug in 11 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,837 - Ooh my people, my people. Why didn't somebody 12 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:42,276 tell me wear an extra pear of long johns. It is cold in the A, I'm tellin' you. 13 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,146 This is Eugine Johnson speaking truth to power 14 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:48,015 Coupling season is officially among us 15 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,351 Look our for those ladies puttin' in work 16 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,420 for that Valentine's Day present. 17 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:55,156 And women, look out for men tryin' to use you for your 18 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:57,491 good credit score and a hot meal. 19 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,960 Send them to the soup kitchen. 20 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:04,365 Open up to someone who makes you a better version of yourself. 21 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,368 Black men, love your Black women. 22 00:01:07,401 --> 00:01:09,303 Open up, let's go. 23 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,105 * Strength in numbers 24 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,973 * When you're under I'm the one that you call 25 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,244 * Six day ones, ten toes down 26 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:17,811 *I'm gonna rap for my bras 27 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,115 * You know if you gotta think you got it wrong 28 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:21,915 * You ain't gotta ask no questions. 29 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,653 Hey! [laughing] 30 00:01:25,986 --> 00:01:28,556 * [unintelligible] 31 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:32,260 * if I'm my brother's keeper 32 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,835 * Baby this life is like we play for keeps 33 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:46,540 "Sour Cream" by Stam Goody plays * Hustle like an nah with the cheese 34 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:49,243 * Yeah * Put on the heat, it's cold outside. It's cold outside 35 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,579 * Livin' this life is just a ride 36 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,216 * Yeah * Don't move too fast. Don't get too high 37 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:58,652 * Yeah * Livin' this life is just a ride 38 00:01:58,686 --> 00:02:01,589 - Hey, Greg. Hey, Greg... 39 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:03,691 hey a, could you hook a brother up? 40 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,693 I think the child safety lock is on. 41 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,928 - That's your boy. - That's your boy. 42 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,231 - Alright, I got it. 43 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,565 [muffled background music] 44 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:14,435 Wait, wait. Wait, guys...you said we were goin' to get drinks, 45 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,003 not to a club. 46 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:17,671 This place has drinks 47 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,207 and music 48 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:20,674 and women. 49 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,643 It's not a club, it's a lounge. 50 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:25,078 It looks like a club to me, Jarvis. 51 00:02:25,413 --> 00:02:27,781 Welcome to your divorce party. 52 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,351 - What? - Yeah a Keith, we said we wasn't gonna use that term. 53 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:33,221 Oh um welcome to your let's hang out 54 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:35,223 cause you're no longer married, outing. 55 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:37,124 - What is he talkin' about? - Look... 56 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:40,228 we knew you were in that hotel room, alright...soakin' on your sorrows. 57 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,862 We had to get you outta there. 58 00:02:41,895 --> 00:02:44,265 Hey, since it was out idea...drinks are on us tonight. 59 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:46,967 What's good, big man? 60 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,969 We should all be on the VIP list under Johnson. 61 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,204 Which one? 62 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:53,106 I'm Jarvis. Yeah this is Keith. That's Ray, 63 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:55,309 and the man we're all gettin' to celebrate 64 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,310 is Omar. 65 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:57,645 - What y'all brothers or somethin'? 66 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,213 Yeah. Yeah, we're brothers. 67 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:01,749 That's right, just different moms. 68 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,417 And dads. 69 00:03:04,117 --> 00:03:05,886 We got one table left. 70 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,656 It's a $600 and it comes with a bottle of vodka. 71 00:03:09,257 --> 00:03:11,992 Hey a...I know we said we'd be in for drinks tonight, 72 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,927 but would you mind going in on it just this one time? 73 00:03:13,961 --> 00:03:15,763 Get away from me, man. 74 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,765 Tall glass of water right there. 75 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,301 [muffled club music] 76 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,270 Hey hey, is that Naomi? 77 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,437 Where? 78 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,072 Oh that's embarrassing. 79 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,507 [deep sigh] 80 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,513 Hey, Omar. 81 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,515 Guys night out at the club I see. 82 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,852 Where's Caleb? 83 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:41,455 With his grandfather of course. 84 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:42,656 - Are y'all all together? 85 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:43,757 [collectively] No! 86 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:44,958 -We're not... - Hell, no. No. 87 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,093 I'm Naomi Johnson. 88 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:47,628 Damn, you too? 89 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,663 Listen, we only got one table left. 90 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,131 I mean that is general admission. 91 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:53,301 - Hey just put it on my company card. - Or put it on a real card. 92 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,135 - Hold on, hold on, hold on...I don't know what the hell 93 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,637 game y'all playin' out here, 94 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,507 but I'm not fittin' to play it all witchu. This is how we gonna decide it. 95 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,509 Pick a number between 1 and 10, closest 96 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:02,610 gets the table. 97 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,712 I'm, I'm a pro at this. [clears throat] 98 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,981 One. 99 00:04:08,015 --> 00:04:11,485 - Five. - Seven. Ladies, get your ID's together. Let's go. 100 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:12,820 So close. 101 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:13,987 Have a good night, y'all. 102 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,623 Come on in here. 103 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,057 Bro, you picked one? 104 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,293 - I saw it on Price is Right, alright. - Where do you even watch it? 105 00:04:19,327 --> 00:04:21,161 - I'm, it's right after - Oh okay, guys... 106 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,330 what are we gonna do now? 107 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,631 [sigh] 108 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:28,101 Hey, I got the perfect place, and they serve food and drinks. 109 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,038 Let's go. 110 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,806 Are there bad women there? 111 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,808 - Yes! - Okay. 112 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,209 [blows. lips flutter] 113 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,017 Is that good? 114 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,587 Leave me alone, Jarvis. I haven't eaten all day, alright. 115 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,390 - Well...glad you're enjoying yourself. 116 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,191 Listen fellas, I know y'all mean well... 117 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:53,861 but me partyin' with Naomi would have been a disaster. 118 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,397 Yeah, they probably bored out of their minds right now. 119 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,766 - It's a Tuesday, can't be that lit in there, right? 120 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:03,236 Mm, seems like they might be having a slightly better time than we are. 121 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,411 - Oah. 122 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,912 It looks forced to me. 123 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,113 Yeah, it's definitely forced. 124 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,116 Look, I'm just saying it really looks like they're-- 125 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,919 yep, stuntin' for the gram. 126 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,755 The bigger question is why you still followin' Naomi? 127 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,757 [gulp] 128 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,594 Oh, were we supposed to un-follow her? 129 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,597 - Yeah. - As long as you're not likin' her pictures. 130 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,832 No more liking her pictures. 131 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:37,104 Today doesn't count though, right? Cause it's already bro, it's late 132 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,306 and she put a recipe up. 133 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:40,974 [sighs] 134 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,976 - Communist. - Are you policing? 135 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,546 - Let me see. 136 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,248 - Lisa and Serena... - Oah! 137 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,417 "Betta" by 2KBABY plays 138 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,251 * It's gon' get betta 139 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,086 * Day to day they tell me 140 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,655 [Overlapping voices] * keep my head up, yeah 141 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,424 - Watch yourself, watch yourself. * Got caught in a wave of rain 142 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,190 * but I ain't even wearin' no sweater 143 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:01,995 "Comfortable" by Savannah Christina plays * Aow...ah oh hoa 144 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:05,999 * Come here, yeah 145 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:09,937 * Come...come home 146 00:06:13,306 --> 00:06:16,677 * Turn off your phone, you've been stressin' 147 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:21,415 * Just leave it. Take it easy 148 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,685 * I'll get the love and affection 149 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,687 Ah, 911... 150 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,189 yes, there is a strange man in my kitchen. 151 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,460 - [smirks] - He stole my parkin' spot. 152 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,327 * So you should confide in me 153 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:37,030 He's putting sugar on the grits. 154 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,799 Good to see you too. 155 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,368 I know you've been workin' all night tryin' to save the world, 156 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,370 so I figured the least I could do 157 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,038 is make you some breakfast. 158 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,207 Well...thank you. 159 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,275 Mm hm. 160 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,711 Yep, no sugar better not have touched my grits. 161 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,746 Oh you don't want no sugar? 162 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,549 Maybe a little. 163 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,655 Bon appetite. 164 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,825 [sighed laughter] 165 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:11,665 [soft R&B music] 166 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:19,907 Pancakes not crispy enough for you? 167 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,408 I can put 'em back in the skillet. 168 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,945 No! A...they're perfect. 169 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:26,680 [fork scraping plate] 170 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:32,753 So...I see you finally used the key I gave you. 171 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,454 - Yeah, yeah I um... 172 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:37,457 I finally got somebody to rent out my apartment on Airbnb. 173 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:41,261 Figured I'd spend some time with my lady while I make some money. 174 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,398 So...I'm more of a convenience for you. 175 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,200 Don't do that. 176 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,670 You the one who said we should spend some more time together. 177 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,605 Yeah but not like this. 178 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,106 Ah okay. 179 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,543 I am thoroughly confused. 180 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,011 You come and go as you please. 181 00:07:58,045 --> 00:08:02,282 You use my address for cheaper insurance on that gas guzzler you drive. 182 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:04,284 You drink all my orange juice. 183 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,220 I cut your grass every week. I change the oil on your car. 184 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:10,223 - I fix-- - That's not the point, Gregory. 185 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,593 You don't live here. 186 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,163 It's like you have one foot in and one foot out. 187 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:21,268 * Just wanna get down sometimes. 188 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,736 [chair scrapes] * Get down 189 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:25,138 * Get down sometimes 190 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,407 [Greg exhales] 191 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,312 We talked about this. 192 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,015 I thought we were in a good place. 193 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,984 We are. 194 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,019 We're buildin'. We're growin'. 195 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,289 I just don't wanna rush things. 196 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,958 I know people who've been dating for 6 months 197 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,960 and they've already move in together. 198 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,730 We're going on a year 199 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,165 and you won't even leave your toothbrush here. 200 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,134 - Now that's because I walk in on my ex 201 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,670 usin' my toothbrush to lay down here baby hairs. 202 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,071 I'm traumatized by that. 203 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,340 How else are we supposed to lay them down? 204 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,843 You, you don't be usin' my toothbrush for your-- 205 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,614 You know, I just worked a 12-hour shift and I'm tired. 206 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,681 Don't play like that. 207 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,482 I'm gonna take a shower and get some rest. 208 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,384 - Don't play. - Thank you for breakfast. 209 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:17,625 [rhythmic R&B music] 210 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,463 Sorry to keep you waiting, Omar. 211 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,133 The line at Starbucks was wrapped around the corner. 212 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:29,202 Hey look, no worries...just don't charge me for it, alright. 213 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:32,673 [laughter] Oh you already know you gettin' the homie discount. 214 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,275 Oh forgive me, I should've asked you if you wanted somethin'. 215 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,878 Ah no, I can't do it. Coffee gives me headaches. 216 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,380 - Headaches? Oh no, how do you function without it? - Yeah. 217 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,149 Oh we have some bourbon in the back. 218 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,618 Well you know, I'm more of a tequila kind of guy. 219 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,354 - Really? I never knew that about you. - Yeah. 220 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,222 In college you only drank the dark stuff. 221 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,625 Yeah well, anything is possible. 222 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:53,226 Straight outta Henny. 223 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,394 [laughter] 224 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,229 Listen, I've mellowed out a little bit since college. 225 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,265 I hope so. 226 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,001 So, you have somethin' for me 227 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:04,537 Yes. As you know, she filed on Friday. 228 00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:06,073 - Yeah. 229 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,010 After tellin' me she'd wait and see if we could work things out first. 230 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,881 And I just received a copy of the filings. 231 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,883 - And? 232 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,555 She wants full custody. 233 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,093 Why? 234 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,095 She said you have anger issues. 235 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,863 [laughter] Anger issues? 236 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,265 Yeah, she's referencing a battery conviction. 237 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:35,302 Are you serious? 238 00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:37,604 [paper flaps] 239 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,606 Come on, Robin. You know me. 240 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,942 I do know you, Omar. 241 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,112 You were the first genuine person I met at undergrad 242 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,147 after moving here from college. 243 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,784 And I also know the importance of a strong father bein' in their 244 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,119 child's life. 245 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,620 [Instrumental Music] 246 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,423 So help me defend this. 247 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:00,928 [Hip-hop Music] 248 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,797 6 bedrooms, 5 baths, 249 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,800 a swimming pool...makes it the hottest house on the market. 250 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:09,870 Now the floor plan is spacious enough to host family dinners yet 251 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,639 just cozy enough to feel like a true home. 252 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,075 There's a lot of space, David... 253 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,545 for get together's with our friends. Mm. 254 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,148 Many rooms so folks can have some privacy.. 255 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,416 I don't think they care about privacy, 256 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,484 honey. 257 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,486 [laughter] 258 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,890 - Mmm. - Ah, yeah....shall we continue? 259 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,892 - Sure. - Sure! - Okay. 260 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:32,960 It's only been on the market 2 weeks and there's been substantial interest already. 261 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,895 With additions like the entryway grand chandelier, 262 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,430 and the Italian white Carrara counter marble-tops, 263 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,267 the value getting in this home is 2nd to none. 264 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,971 How long have you been doing this, Jamal? 265 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,940 [laughs] 10 years. Why? 266 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,576 Well I just wanted to make sure that the company you work for has it's 267 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,079 best agent to handle such a ah 268 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,914 complex purchase. 269 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:57,785 No offense, but this is actually one of the smallest sales for me this year. 270 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:00,653 So...you're one of the top agents in the company? 271 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,857 Not only the top...no, I'm the owner of the company. 272 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,092 Really? 273 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,393 Really. 274 00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,962 Should we invite him , honey? 275 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,798 [muffled squeal] 276 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:15,435 Um...leh let's view the rest of the property. 277 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,669 - Sure, yeah. - I wanna take you to the basement. 278 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,971 I think you'll like it. 279 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:20,908 - [gasps] basement! Woa. - Well that sounds interesting. 280 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,542 [Pop Music] 281 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,877 Nice. 282 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,781 Hooh, that's perfect. 283 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,649 Alright, a now a just turn to the side... 284 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,851 a please? 285 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,522 Nice. A little more. 286 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:36,656 Poquito mas? 287 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,992 A...si. 288 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,393 It's perfect. 289 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,929 That, that's perfect. 290 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,496 - Yeah. 291 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,732 Just like that. 292 00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,935 [camera clicks] 293 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,006 M'wah. 294 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,641 [laughs] Thank you. 295 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,844 Um yeah, we got some really good shots. Here, 296 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,345 ...wanna see? - Let me see. 297 00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,213 - I love that one. - Yeah. 298 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,515 [gasps] Look at this one. 299 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,084 - My god. - Yeah. 300 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,419 I'll a you do a little facial touch up. Um 301 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,222 you know, get rid of any cellulite in the thigh area. 302 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,859 Not that you need it. 303 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,361 Just...make me look good please, Papi. 304 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,696 [chuckles] Of course... 305 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,698 Momi. 306 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,700 [zipper slides] Ah... 307 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,037 um 308 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,606 [zipper slides] [clears throat] 309 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,576 how would you like to handle the payment today? 310 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,879 Like...cash? 311 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,882 I thought you were doing this photo shoot for promo? 312 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,851 Well that was the original agreement, but um 313 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,887 I think you forgot to tag me last time so-- 314 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:44,057 [sighs] Oh my god I'm so stupid sometimes, like 315 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,558 I apologize. 316 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,027 I can pay you Friday. 317 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,029 - I mean I can Venmo you then, right? - Um... 318 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,231 Fah Friday, yuh 319 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,701 yeah, yeah. Sure, why not? 320 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,904 [giggles] You're a real life superhero. 321 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,606 Ah hah, what like Hancock? 322 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,074 Who's Hancock? 323 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,076 Just a homeless super-- 324 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:05,745 never mind. Um hey listen, um.. [zipper slides] 325 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,115 since I'm gonna see you on Friday, 326 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,619 how about you know we go I don't know 327 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,621 grab a bite to eat? 328 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,424 Are you asking me out on a date, Keith Johnson? 329 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,426 A well I mean I don't wanna violate like a code 330 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,594 of ethics or anything, and I completely understand 331 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,263 - ...if you don't wanna-- - Me encanterias. 332 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,298 Me encan-- 333 00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:26,934 Does that mean yes? 334 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,936 [laughs] Yes, silly. 335 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,938 [laughter, sighed relief] Oh, okay. 336 00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,940 Awesome. Alright, um 337 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,775 bueno. I'll see you on a Friday-o. 338 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,777 It's not Friday-o. 339 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:38,946 It's Viernes. 340 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,447 Biernes, okay. 341 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,016 - Adios. - Alright, ah...adios. 342 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,685 [Hip-hop Music] 343 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:46,920 I'm takin' her to Pappadeaux tonight at 9pm. [Hip-hop Music] 344 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,255 I'm takin' her to Pappadeaux tonight at 9pm. 345 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:51,191 And here, check this out. I got her a dozen white roses. 346 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,994 - I know, right. - That's more than I did for my anniversary and I'm married. 347 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,095 You gotta step your game up. 348 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,097 Listen man, just make sure you keep it under 349 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,165 50 bucks, alright? 350 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,800 - 50? - She still owes you money, remember? 351 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,469 Now I'm curious to see what this bitch looks like? 352 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,471 - Oh! - Woa! - What? 353 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,106 [Collectively] Hey, hey hey! 354 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,475 Hey...she is not a B, sir. - What? 355 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,810 My bad. I didn't know you was in love. 356 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,012 I'm not! I'm just 357 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,480 - He, he's not. - ...I mean, just look at her. 358 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,315 - She's just. She-- - Mm hm. 359 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,883 Hey. 360 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,319 - Oh...okay. 361 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:22,455 Damn, she is bad. Yo...I, I follow her. 362 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,723 - What are you talkin' about? - Ooh, woa! 363 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,959 You and over 1.2 million other people. 364 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,627 - That's rude. - Oh and her account's verified. 365 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,963 You...you bagged a celebrity? 366 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:30,964 Okay. 367 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,299 - Would you look at that? 368 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,402 The hashtag on her last pic says Bad Bitch. 369 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,405 Yeah, yeah they're allowed to use it. That's their culture, okay. 370 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,407 It's like the N-word with white people. 371 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,674 They said it. 372 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,676 Who, like your wife, Lisa? 373 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:48,348 [R&B Music] 374 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,417 Of course not her. What are you talkin' about? 375 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,985 Mm. 376 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:55,088 - Not even when she's listening to an old DMX song? 377 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:57,557 She wouldn't ever listen to Hip Hop like that so-- 378 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,559 - Listen, we all know white people say it. 379 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,394 Just as long as they say it around me. 380 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,863 How can we expect white kids not to say it, when a rapper 381 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,198 puts it in every song. 382 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:06,399 Easy... 383 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,867 [collectively] just don't say it. 384 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,869 They shouldn't even have the urge to say it. 385 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:13,540 Hey, facts! But I'm just sayin' that I think sometimes 386 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,376 sometimes we can be overly sensitive. 387 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,711 And white people are tired of us talkin' about it. 388 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:21,414 Jarvis, I don't care what white people are tired of us talkin' about, alright. 389 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,515 We-eee 390 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,716 We gotta live. 391 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,185 - That's right. That's right. - That's what I'm sayin'. 392 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,853 - You say that, the point though, right... - You be trippin'. 393 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,188 - stop. - Are you listening to him, though? 394 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,457 - Cause I feel like-- - Hey yo, isn't that your uncle? 395 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,759 Oh look at unc thinkin' he's slick. 396 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,128 Aunt Val would kill him if she saw him in here. 397 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,130 Eugine a legend in these streets, man. 398 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,366 Man, I got some much needed advice from his show. 399 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,001 Yeah, but he be controversial at times, right? 400 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,240 Did I just say that out loud? 401 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,409 Yeah, you you said it out load, but hey... 402 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:51,078 why don't you just say it to his face? 403 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,712 Nah! Nah. 404 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:53,913 Let's keep that between us. 405 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,948 Nah! Let's go say it to his face, come on. 406 00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:57,950 - Nah, eh...hold-- - No, no, no, no. I'm not playin'. Come on. 407 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,087 - No, because next time he'll be on his radio show... - Let's go. 408 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,154 talkin' about an hour. 409 00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:02,389 You said it. Now come on 410 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,091 - ...y'all said you was full of-- - I didn't say that. 411 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:04,924 Yo come on, let's go. 412 00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,426 Ah there he is. 413 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,960 [laughter] - Eugine! - Eugine. 414 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,962 [collectively] Hey! - Gene! 415 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,498 - Hey, what up? - Hey. 416 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,066 [laughter] Good to see you. 417 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,167 What up, man? 418 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,635 Does Auntie Val know you are here? 419 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,170 Ah uh, she kicked me out. 420 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,506 She had her girls over for her book club 421 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,109 and she told me it was too much testosterone 422 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,643 Yeah. [laughter] 423 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,846 It's cool because my big poker tournament is next weekend 424 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,916 and I plan on reclaiming my space, dammit. 425 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:31,651 And I need each and every one of y'all there. 426 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,653 - Oh we there. - We there. - A wait wait, look I don't... 427 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,089 know. Last year you took Ms. Stacey Adams right off my feet. 428 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,590 And I got corns 429 00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:40,693 so this time is only cold, hard cash. 430 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,097 And what are you doin', my dude? Don't tag me on social media. 431 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,632 I don't need my business in the streets. 432 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,100 Oh no no no, um... 433 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,102 - my girl Bianca, she ah she texted me, asked - Ah. 434 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,303 what she should wear tonight. 435 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:51,304 Oh she your girl now? 436 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,373 - Oh hey, hey-- - Yeah. 437 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,974 - Who is Bianca? - Who is Bianca? 438 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,709 It's his Latina kryptonite. 439 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:59,512 It's not too late. Take her to Bartaco in Midtown. 440 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,481 They got the best steak tacos and margaritas for under 441 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,649 40 dollars. You good. 442 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,517 Because she's Mexican, right? 443 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,486 She's Dominican, okay. And um 444 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,621 - ...she's pescatarian. - Oooh! - Oooh! 445 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,390 [collective Oooh's] She a pescatarian is 446 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,225 code word for lobster. 447 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,960 [laughter] Look it here, 448 00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,363 If you wanna find out if this girl is worth your time, you gotta set up a honey trap. 449 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,164 A what now? 450 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,298 I got this, Gene. 451 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,300 But Omar, send her a DM. 452 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,368 Omar, why Omar? 453 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,069 - Have you seen your IG? - A for real! 454 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,572 Man, Naomi bought all that fancy stuff, not me. 455 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,574 - Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me. 456 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,577 Look, if she falls in the trap... 457 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,313 [laughter] I hate to admit it, 458 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,414 - ...they both right. - How--? 459 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:37,417 Alright, you know what? 460 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,386 - I love y'all... - Mm hm. 461 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,087 but I hate y'all. 462 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,055 - MIssion accomplished. - Alright! 463 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,424 Alright, alright. 464 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,825 Are you sure? 465 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,428 Please, what have I got to lose, anyways? 466 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,397 I mean, look at you. Look at me. 467 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,032 - Yeah, right. - Well.. - Right? 468 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,835 - Okay. - I will just write somethin' like 469 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,570 - like a... - Okay, what you got? 470 00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,572 - What you--? - My phone number. 471 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:02,041 - Oooh! - That's direct. That's direct. 472 00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:03,243 Yeah. 473 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,245 Hey a...so um, 474 00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,746 do I mention this? 475 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,915 - No. - Nah. - Nah, no. Just let that 476 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:09,782 play out. 477 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,385 Mm. Okay, okay. 478 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,921 Ah, mess with you guys, I'm gonna be late pickin' her up. 479 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,357 El, El DeBarge, if you want a second date, 480 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,959 you gotta loose the damn camera. 481 00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,195 - Yeah. Yep. 482 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,464 I was-- yeah. [laughter] 483 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,466 [laughter] He ain't gonna take that camera. 484 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,035 Keep that camera all the time. 485 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,103 - All night, that man. - What are we drinkin', man? 486 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,273 - A that's on-- - Drinks on you. A drinks on you. 487 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,808 - Yes. - High shelf for me, bottom shelf for them. 488 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,910 - Oah! - Come on, man! - Man, that's wrong. 489 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:43,816 [Melodic Hip-hop Music] 490 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,793 Hey! 491 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:54,927 Hey, beautiful. 492 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,128 Missed you. 493 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,130 No you didn't. 494 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,532 I did. 495 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,100 Prove it. 496 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,470 [laughs] 497 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,505 OK, 498 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:07,440 I'll prove it. 499 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:11,110 Uh-uh, uh-uh, No. 500 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,813 If you missed me, oil my scalp. 501 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,717 - Oil your scalp... - You missed me, right? 502 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,120 Oil my scalp. 503 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,260 - You got it. - Um-hmm 504 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,397 Now this oil is... oily. 505 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,266 Babe, it's oil. [laughs] 506 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:36,436 I'm just sayin' what happened to the old-school grease? 507 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:38,571 Black women don't use grease anymore, babe. We use oil. 508 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,039 I got you. 509 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,108 Hey, I'm getting the hang of this, though. 510 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,976 - You are. - Yeah. 511 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,945 Just a lot of scalp to oil... 512 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,180 - Shut up. - I'm just messing with you. 513 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,550 Love you. 514 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,251 I love you too. 515 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:56,589 * I can't go wrong in love. 516 00:20:56,923 --> 00:21:00,660 *I love you like I love myself 517 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,562 *Girl, I... 518 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,230 *I love you like I love myself 519 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,034 I would invite you in but 520 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,569 the place is a mess. 521 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,572 I can keep my eyes closed the whole time, if that makes you feel better. 522 00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,240 [laughter] [police sirens] 523 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,642 Alright... 524 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,610 - yeah...I guess. - Hm. 525 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:21,981 [keys jingle] 526 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,583 [door creaks] 527 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,453 [keys jingle] 528 00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,928 Nice place. 529 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,229 - A size inflatable - Thanks. 530 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,231 Thanks. 531 00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:42,635 It's small but...it's mine. 532 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,910 - Food was great, except for the 533 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,945 calamari- just way overcooked. 534 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,114 Oh yeah a you mean the 535 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,317 2nd out of the 3 appetizers you ordered? 536 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,254 Hey um... 537 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,724 I know I've said it before but 538 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,726 [keys jingle] you look beautiful. 539 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:10,563 It's only been 10 times, but who's counting? 540 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,205 Is that a meme? 541 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:21,608 - I like to laugh. - Tuh. 542 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,644 It's just...it's just a comment a guy left on my Instagram. 543 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,245 He's so thirsty. 544 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,748 I mean I bet you don't fall for any of that stuff though, right? 545 00:22:28,781 --> 00:22:30,417 Hell, no! 546 00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,487 So who is he? 547 00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,289 - You so nosy. Stop being chimoso - I..I mean I'm just makin'... 548 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,291 conversation, you know like 549 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:42,795 I'm a third-degree white belt. I can push this guy through a wall if you need me 550 00:22:42,829 --> 00:22:44,030 to handle it. 551 00:22:44,063 --> 00:22:46,399 - Okay. I'll, I'll keep that in mind. - Or...somethin'. 552 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,401 - Thanks. - Okay. 553 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:52,371 [background voices] 554 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,274 [yawns] 555 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:58,244 I...I'm so tired. 556 00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:01,448 - Yeah like just I... - Yeah....Oh yeah. 557 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,015 - need to wake up early tomorrow. - Yeah. 558 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,518 - Cause I have to go to spin class tomorrow morning - Yeah. You too? 559 00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:07,520 - Mm hm. - Yeah, me too. 560 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:09,756 - You go to spin? - No, cycling. It's um 561 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:12,324 - Oh...it's-- - good for my back. 562 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:20,332 Um...hey, a 563 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,334 by the way, um 564 00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:26,473 so it's Friday and um [nervous laughter] 565 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:30,643 you said um that next time I saw you on Friday 566 00:23:30,677 --> 00:23:34,146 - ...that you would um-- - What? 567 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,751 Never mind. 568 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,887 - You sure? - Yeah, yeah. 569 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,990 It was nothing, um I...I had a great time tonight. 570 00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,391 - Me too. - Yeah. 571 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,560 - Yeah. - Good, um you know maybe we can 572 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:49,529 do it again sometime, yeah? 573 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:50,863 Maybe so, yeah. 574 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,199 Okay, well um... 575 00:23:53,533 --> 00:23:56,469 - I'll text you later, or-- okay. - Yeah, do that. 576 00:23:56,503 --> 00:23:59,972 - Up, should we--? - Oh, sure, yeah. 577 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:02,308 [Atmospheric Music] 578 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,744 - That was, that wasn't-- - Yeah. 579 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,613 Alright well, bye. 580 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,617 - Bah-- oh, okay. - Yeah. [door shuts] 581 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:21,694 [Melodic xylophone ringing] 582 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:26,899 [ringing continues] 583 00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,538 [ringing continues] 584 00:24:32,204 --> 00:24:34,641 [sighs] Hello? 585 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,143 - Omar? 586 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:40,713 [sighs] Well it depends. 587 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,183 You're not callin' to tell me I have a kid I don't know about, are you? 588 00:24:44,216 --> 00:24:48,721 - [laughs] Is that a common occurrence for you? 589 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,224 Who is this? 590 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,427 You sent me your number earlier 591 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:58,464 on Instagram. Does that help? 592 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:03,803 [Tranquil Trace Music] 593 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:06,138 * Oh ooh woo ooh ooh 594 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,140 Bianca? 595 00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:12,740 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43014

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