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- Can I tell y'all something?
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The only thing I don't like
about being a mom
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is having kids,
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'cause they'll run
your ass ragged
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and give your wig alopecia.
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From football practice
to dentist appointment
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to birthday parties
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and other shit we just don't
give a fuck about.
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And then they have the nerve
to leave they damn lunch money
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at the house.
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Like I'ma get out of my bed
and put on a bra
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and bring it to the school.
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Excuse me, do I look like
a white bitch named Hazel?
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But at the end of the day,
we all know
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that we would go to hell
and church and back
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for our babies,
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and in this episode,
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you about to watch me
go to hell.
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At least I ain't gotta go
to church.
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Them niggas beg too much.
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- Morning, superstar.
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I made coffee.
You want a cup?
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- Do a porcupine pussy poke?
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- That would be a yes.
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How was your show last night?
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- It was good.
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Just a bunch of plus-size girls
come up to me last night
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talking 'bout, I represent
for the big girls.
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- You don't like the big girls?
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- I like 'em, but hell,
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we might not be fat
for the same reason.
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They probably ate too much.
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My thyroids could be
fucking up.
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- [laughs]
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Hey, I got to get to work.
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- Speaking of work,
when are you gonna take down
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that "Golden Girl" wallpaper?
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- I thought it was
"Gone With the Wind" wallpaper.
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- They all white women
from the South, Terry.
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- Well, baby, I'ma get on it
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soon as I get home
from work, now.
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- You been saying that.
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Now, how this time
any different?
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- It ain't.
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Morning, baby girl.
- Morning.
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- Hey, I'ma see you later,
all right?
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- All right, Dad.
- Right.
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- Why are you writing
that essay on paper
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when we just got
the laptop fixed?
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- I'm making a statement.
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Not everyone has access
to a computer.
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- But you do.
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- Capitalism should be separate
from education, Mom.
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- But common shouldn't be
separate from sense.
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Why you always fight
for motherfuckers
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you ain't gon' never meet?
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- That's how change is made.
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Like Dr. King, Malcolm X,
Medgar Evers.
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- Can you name somebody
who's still alive?
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Like Teena Marie.
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- Who?
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- Morning, Pat-Pat.
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- What you huffing
and puffing about?
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- I'm just having a bad time
with these dating apps.
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Do you know how many
threesome requests
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I got on Christian Mingle?
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- Girl, that is between you,
God, and Joel Osteen.
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- Now, you know God ain't
nowhere near Joel Osteen.
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- Hang on, I gotta ask my mom.
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Hey, can I go
to my friend Ryan's house
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today after school?
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- Hell no.
He can come over here.
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I don't know what type
of freaky shit
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Ryan mama and daddy into.
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Your ass'll end up
sex trafficked
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in South America somewhere.
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- So you'll think about it?
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- Get yo--
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- ♪ Hop on, it's time to go
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show"
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- Here's my essay.
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- I told you it was
supposed to be emailed.
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Why is it in
the incorrect format?
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- Because this is exactly why
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disadvantaged kids are
falling behind.
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- Well, that is a good point.
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Class, raise your hand
if you're falling behind.
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Now raise your hand
if you're disadvantaged.
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Ariel, your dad not giving you
that nose job
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that you wrote about
does not apply.
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Put your hand down.
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See?
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So who are you doing this for?
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- Well, I guess I'm doing it
for you.
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- The only thing you're doing
for me is saving me the trouble
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of grading your paper.
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- Improvising is a skill
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that illustrates the capacity
to get the job done.
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That should be encouraged,
not frowned upon.
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[applause]
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Thank you.
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- I really love
that perspective.
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- Great.
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- But I still can't grade
this paper.
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- [sighs]
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You know, an educator
whose mind is closed
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to new ideas isn't one
that I can learn from.
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I'm leaving.
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- Wait, Janelle.
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Don't forget to take your F
with you.
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The F stands
for falling behind.
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- [sighs]
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- Hey, Martha.
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- Ah, hello, Mrs. Ca...
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- Carson.
- Carson.
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It's good to see you.
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I mean, it's bad
that I have to see you
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in the principal's office
'cause that means
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somebody's in trouble,
but it is good to see you.
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Good luck, J--Jay...
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- Janelle.
- Janelle.
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- What are you doing here?
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Look, please do not
embarrass me.
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- If I wanted to embarrass you,
I wouldn't have worn a bra,
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and my titties would be
in a book bag.
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- [laughs]
Mine would be in a coin purse.
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- We know.
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- Your principal called.
What did you do this time?
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- He didn't call you about me.
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I'm here filing a complaint
against my teacher.
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- What type of white privilege
shit is that?
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- Well, if it isn't
my favorite single mother!
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That was a joke.
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- Still not funny.
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- Come on in.
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So good news:
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since our last little chat,
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I found out
that convicted felons
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actually can participate
in school activities.
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- Now, how the hell is that
good news?
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- Because now
you can participate.
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Unless you're a sex offender.
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You're not a sex offender,
are you?
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- No, baby, but I've had
some offensive sex.
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- Ew.
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- Haven't we all?
- Ew.
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- You know you could have just
called me with this, right?
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- Yeah, but you would have
hung up on me.
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- You right.
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- So tonight is
the PTO meeting.
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I'll see you there?
- No, I gotta work.
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- No, she don't.
- Oh, what do you do?
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- I'm a stand-up comedian.
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- A comedian?
Wow!
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Well, we can use
your fresh perspective
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and humor around here.
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- I get paid
for my fresh perspective.
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- And you can still find time
to support your kids
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by volunteering with us.
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- So you want me to come
to a meeting tonight
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with all these
pumpkin pie-eating,
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no nutmeg-using, one egg
in the cornbread Susans?
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- Oh, great,
you already know Susan.
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- No.
- I'll see you tonight.
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- So Mrs. Carson,
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how many eggs are you supposed
to put in cornbread?
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- Two.
- Two, okay.
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What should I do
if it's egg substitute?
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- Kill yourself.
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- Kill...my...self.
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- Anyways, I have a complaint
about my teacher
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I'd like for you to read.
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- Email it to me.
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- Told your ass to use
that laptop.
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- Are you sure you want
to do this, Pat?
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I mean, we stick out
like real ass at a strip club.
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- Your outfit ain't helping,
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looking like Ho-time
at the Apollo.
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- I had to get cute
in case I met a man.
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- Cute for who?
Ain't no pimps in here.
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- And apparently it ain't
no men either.
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I mean, don't these kids
have daddies?
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Where the zaddies at?
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[laughs]
- Here come one.
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Little dusty, but there go one.
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- Hey, zaddy.
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Uh-uh, girl,
we have got to go.
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One of them Christian Mingles
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who wanted a threesome
is up in here.
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Come on.
- Where?
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- That's him right over there.
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- Girl, that is
Principal Horner.
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- Well, Horner trying to put
bitches in corners.
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- Girl, come on.
We gotta get involved.
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- What is this
with cheese slices on top?
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- I think it's supposed to be
a cheese dip.
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- Well, hello and welcome!
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I'm Elizabeth.
I'm the PTO chair.
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Ooh, I see you guys are trying
Martha's famous mac and cheese.
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- Is that what this is?
- Well, it's homemade.
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- She should've left that shit
at home.
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- So you guys must be new here.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Are you a couple?
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- A couple of what?
- A couple of nigga--
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- I'm Pat.
This is my sister, Denise.
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We moved here
a couple of months ago.
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- Well, we're so glad
to have you.
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- Thank you.
- [giggles]
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Ooh, and I love your purse.
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You know, I lost one
that was just like that--
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[phone rings]
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Is everything okay?
You found her diaper where?
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- Your baby?
- No, my mom. Excuse me.
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Well, how did she get
on the roof?
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- Well, she was nice.
- Nice like a snake.
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She think you stole that purse.
- No, she don't.
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- Yes, she does,
and what she need to do
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is find out who stole
her top lip,
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'cause it is invisible.
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I bet that punk-ass principal
done told everybody
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up in here that we felons.
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- What?
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- Yes, I bet he said,
"Hide your kids and your"...
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- That low-down, dirty m--
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I tried to be nice coming
to your little Trump rally,
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but you done went
and told everybody we felons.
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- I didn't tell them anything.
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- Well, then who did?
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- I believe you just did.
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- I'm Denise.
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- Okay, folks,
let's get started.
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- Look at her up there
judging us.
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- Be quiet.
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- The chair officially calls
this meeting to order.
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Ooh, and exciting news.
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It's time for our annual
coupon book fundraiser.
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- Can we go before they put us
to work?
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- Hey, if we leave now,
they gonna remember we felons.
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- I'm good with that.
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- Look, Janelle is having
a hard time
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at this school fitting in.
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Mama never was there for us.
I'm gonna be here for my child.
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- And the winner
of this year's competition
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gets a new air fryer.
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- And them white people
giving away free shit.
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- Now, I fucks with that.
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- Ooh...
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Oh...Pat, I know you're new
to the community,
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so you don't have
to participate.
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- Oh, no, I want to.
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- I can just give
the extras to Martha.
252
00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:44,621
- Oh--
- Martha,
253
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:47,764
sit your goofy ass down.
254
00:09:47,862 --> 00:09:50,032
Nice to meet you.
255
00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,834
- Hey, Dad, can I get
some money,
256
00:09:53,931 --> 00:09:55,691
so I can ride my bike to get
me and Janelle some burgers?
257
00:09:55,793 --> 00:09:57,593
- There's food on the stove,
son.
258
00:09:57,689 --> 00:09:59,929
- I know, but Mama made it.
259
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:03,594
- Ooh, get me something, too.
260
00:10:03,689 --> 00:10:05,789
Bring me back
my damn change, boy.
261
00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:10,587
- Boy, where you going?
- To get some burgers.
262
00:10:10,689 --> 00:10:12,689
- I made a pot of chili
for dinner.
263
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,693
- Get me a number two.
264
00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:17,786
- Really, Denise?
265
00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:19,826
- Well, when we were little,
I learned how to cook dinner,
266
00:10:19,931 --> 00:10:22,691
and you learned
how to cook the books.
267
00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:25,213
- But I can make chili.
268
00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:28,760
Son, get me a number three
with extra pickles.
269
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,552
- Wassup, soccer moms?
How'd it go?
270
00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:33,065
- Them crow-feet-faced bitches.
271
00:10:33,172 --> 00:10:35,792
- The caucacity.
272
00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,896
- And when they found out
we was felons--
273
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,690
- How did they find out?
- Denise let it slip.
274
00:10:42,034 --> 00:10:44,104
And then they tried to take
the fundraiser from me.
275
00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:45,656
I can sell just as many coupons
as they can.
276
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,478
- Well, you gonna have to sell
more than them
277
00:10:47,586 --> 00:10:49,166
if you want to win
that air fryer.
278
00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:51,275
- An air fryer?
279
00:10:51,379 --> 00:10:52,899
Pat, you know good
and damn well you don't need
280
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,660
nothing in that kitchen
you can't cook on.
281
00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:56,028
- Kiss my ass, Terry.
282
00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:57,687
- In front of Denise?
'Cause you know I'll do it.
283
00:10:57,793 --> 00:10:58,973
Come here.
- Stop!
284
00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,898
Don't you put your hands on me.
- Come here!
285
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,340
- You best believe I'ma win
that damn air fryer,
286
00:11:03,448 --> 00:11:05,788
and I'ma be the best
damn coupon mama there is.
287
00:11:05,896 --> 00:11:07,546
- You got that right, baby.
288
00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,335
Move, negro.
289
00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:11,718
- What are you doing?
290
00:11:11,827 --> 00:11:14,717
- I'm about to watch
the Bulldogs game I recorded.
291
00:11:14,827 --> 00:11:15,687
- I thought
you was gonna finish
292
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:16,903
taking down that wallpaper.
293
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,720
- I'm taking a break
to watch the game.
294
00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,587
- They lost by a field goal
in overtime.
295
00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,519
- Damn, baby, you done ruined
the game!
296
00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,000
- Well, you're free now.
Come on.
297
00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:25,283
Get back to work.
- [laughs]
298
00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,549
- [groans]
299
00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:28,335
- Move, nigga.
300
00:11:31,827 --> 00:11:33,447
[doorbell rings]
301
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,380
- Hey!
- Hey!
302
00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,552
I'm sorry.
303
00:11:40,655 --> 00:11:41,375
I already bought
from Elizabeth.
304
00:11:41,482 --> 00:11:43,932
She gets us every year.
305
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,724
- Do you know Jesus?
- Yes, ma'am.
306
00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:48,447
- He sent these.
307
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,031
- You don't even know Jesus.
308
00:11:50,137 --> 00:11:52,997
- Shut the fuck up.
- Let me think about it.
309
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,623
- Look, man, these damn coupons
selling faster
310
00:11:54,724 --> 00:11:57,174
than Popeyes
chicken sandwiches.
311
00:11:57,275 --> 00:11:59,855
- Or maybe you could buy one
for your wife
312
00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:02,475
or your side bitch.
313
00:12:02,586 --> 00:12:04,656
- Excuse me?
314
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,618
I don't have a side anything.
315
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:11,214
- Oh, well, maybe we can
fix that.
316
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,790
Think about it.
317
00:12:13,896 --> 00:12:15,406
- Girl, come on.
318
00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:17,827
We selling coupon, not old ass.
319
00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,901
- Oh, no thank you,
320
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,830
but would you like to come in
for a cup of tea?
321
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:26,001
- No, bitch, we saw that movie.
322
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:34,721
Bring your ass home, girl.
323
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,827
- [grunts]
324
00:12:40,172 --> 00:12:43,032
- How's my loving daddy?
- Depends.
325
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,927
How much it's gonna cost me?
326
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,864
- Just 20 minutes of your time
327
00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,405
for a parent-teacher
conference tomorrow.
328
00:12:50,517 --> 00:12:52,207
- Did you tell your mom?
329
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,660
- No.
- Why?
330
00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:56,138
- Because she might
actually come.
331
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:56,901
- Good point.
332
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,790
- These PTO Patties out here
killing these streets.
333
00:13:02,896 --> 00:13:04,446
- I know what'll make you
feel better.
334
00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,141
Two-for-one massage!
335
00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,791
You pay for one,
and I get one free.
336
00:13:08,896 --> 00:13:10,476
- Where'd you get
a coupon from?
337
00:13:10,586 --> 00:13:11,966
You capping off the top?
338
00:13:12,068 --> 00:13:14,658
- No, I bought it
from Elizabeth.
339
00:13:14,758 --> 00:13:17,028
She good, Pat.
340
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,827
- You so weak.
I see how you got on dope.
341
00:13:21,413 --> 00:13:23,933
- I'm guessing sales aren't
going well.
342
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:25,794
- Nah, they're not going
at all.
343
00:13:25,896 --> 00:13:27,306
- If we don't win
the air fryer,
344
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:28,483
them women gonna look down
on us.
345
00:13:28,586 --> 00:13:31,306
- You must've lost your touch
346
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:33,593
'cause I remember nobody could
outhustle Rabbit
347
00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:34,899
back in the day.
348
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,830
- I don't like
when people call me Rabbit,
349
00:13:36,931 --> 00:13:38,241
and Rabbit is dead.
350
00:13:38,344 --> 00:13:40,144
- Well, you gon' need
to wake her ass up
351
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,101
if you want to win
that air fryer.
352
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:43,786
I remember
when you used to be able
353
00:13:43,896 --> 00:13:47,306
to sell straightening combs
to bald bitches.
354
00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:48,903
- You know what, Denise?
You right.
355
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,690
I'm tired of playing
them PTO mamas' game.
356
00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:54,413
I'ma show up how we used
to get down
357
00:13:54,517 --> 00:13:56,207
when we was back in the A.
358
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,830
And bitch, you owe me
for a straightening comb.
359
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,756
- Mr. Carson, I'm Jerry.
360
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:03,972
The kids, they call me
Mr. Bradford.
361
00:14:04,068 --> 00:14:06,788
- [scoffs]
That ain't all we call you.
362
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:08,066
- It's good to meet you,
363
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:10,142
but my wife just came by here
the other day.
364
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:13,791
Do y'all get paid by
the parent-teacher conference?
365
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:17,096
- We barely get paid.
366
00:14:17,206 --> 00:14:19,926
So, Janelle, do you know
why you're here?
367
00:14:20,034 --> 00:14:22,974
- Yeah, I walked out of class.
368
00:14:23,068 --> 00:14:25,068
I mean, yes, sir.
369
00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,412
- Well, I want to discuss
370
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:28,307
why Janelle thinks she's being
treated differently.
371
00:14:28,413 --> 00:14:30,413
I treat all my students
the same.
372
00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:32,687
- Aren't all teachers
supposed to believe
373
00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:35,213
all their students
aren't the same?
374
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:37,310
- Well, yeah,
they're not, but--
375
00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:39,623
- Then having one rule apply
to them all is hypocritical.
376
00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:41,244
- Janelle.
377
00:14:41,344 --> 00:14:43,934
I'm sorry, she gets her mouth
from her mother.
378
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,283
- The rules have been in place
for a long time.
379
00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:49,449
- Just because it's old
doesn't make it right.
380
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:52,281
I mean, times change.
381
00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:53,309
People change.
382
00:14:53,413 --> 00:14:55,313
Shouldn't the rules change
with them?
383
00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:57,483
I mean, they even amended
the Constitution.
384
00:14:57,586 --> 00:14:59,516
- Dang, she's good.
385
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,030
- I know.
386
00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:05,757
- Look, you are not
in trouble, Janelle.
387
00:15:05,862 --> 00:15:07,282
- She's not?
- I'm not?
388
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,929
- No.
389
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:09,724
In fact, I'm impressed
with your ability
390
00:15:09,827 --> 00:15:12,307
to articulate your points.
391
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,833
- Thank you?
392
00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:16,071
- Your complaint against me was
probably one of the best essays
393
00:15:16,172 --> 00:15:17,792
I read all year,
394
00:15:17,896 --> 00:15:21,166
and it's hard to top Ariel's
well-written nip/tuck fantasy.
395
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,095
- What in the hell
kind of school is this?
396
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:27,586
- And I'll allow you
to turn in your paper on paper.
397
00:15:27,689 --> 00:15:30,969
However, I would like for you
to join the debate team, hmm?
398
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,758
I'm the faculty advisor,
and we could use
399
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:35,412
your strong voice on our squad.
400
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,587
- [laughs]
All right, strong voice.
401
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:40,999
See, she gets that from me.
402
00:15:41,103 --> 00:15:43,763
So is that debate team
any good?
403
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,212
- [laughs]
We're a work in progress.
404
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,340
- Mm-hmm.
- That's a hard no.
405
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:50,448
- Yeah, but that could change
with you on our team.
406
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,621
So what do you say?
407
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,715
- No.
408
00:15:56,827 --> 00:15:59,237
I mean, no thank you.
409
00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:00,454
I'd rather take a zero.
410
00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:02,791
- And I'd rather be married
to Regina King,
411
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:04,926
but your mama act
like Don King.
412
00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:07,344
- Don King is way quieter
than Mama.
413
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,522
- Man, this is
just like old times,
414
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,340
except instead of crack,
it's coupon books.
415
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:22,518
- I don't see nobody
sucking dicks for no coupons.
416
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:24,340
- Wait, no, don't even.
417
00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,208
- Keep the product coming,
boys.
418
00:16:26,310 --> 00:16:29,000
- Wait, why are we
doing this again?
419
00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:31,003
- Because those ladies are
selling their coupons
420
00:16:31,103 --> 00:16:32,413
for $20 a book,
421
00:16:32,517 --> 00:16:35,067
so I'm stepping on these
and selling 'em three for $20.
422
00:16:35,172 --> 00:16:36,862
- Yeah, that's what she used
to have to do to compete
423
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,515
with Swisha Sweet back
in the day.
424
00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:39,970
- Swisha Sweet?
425
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,098
- Child, he's the El Chapo
of the ghetto.
426
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,446
- Child, less talking,
more working.
427
00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:46,381
Come on over here.
428
00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:48,212
Denise, you gon' hit up
them AA meetings
429
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,590
and sling them liquor coupons.
430
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:51,719
- Wait, Mama, isn't that--
- That's supply and demand.
431
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:52,717
Mind ya business.
Shut the fuck up.
432
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:55,067
Ryan, you gon' hit the gym
433
00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:57,212
and sling them chicken
and biscuit coupons.
434
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,660
- Got it, Ms. Carson.
435
00:16:58,758 --> 00:17:00,548
- And Junebug, you gon' go over
to the old folks' home
436
00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:03,515
and work that little bit
of cuteness you still got left.
437
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,030
And if you see anybody slinging
coupons in your territory,
438
00:17:07,137 --> 00:17:09,237
you let 'em know that you work
for Rabbit,
439
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:11,074
and Rabbit don't hop.
440
00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:12,172
[knocking]
441
00:17:12,275 --> 00:17:12,825
- Oh, shit!
- Shit!
442
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,621
Hide that shit.
443
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:17,244
- Put it up, put it up!
Put it in the drawer.
444
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:19,934
- Wait, wait, wait, Pat.
445
00:17:20,034 --> 00:17:21,594
It's just coupons.
446
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:23,999
- Oh, shit.
I was having flashbacks.
447
00:17:24,103 --> 00:17:27,173
Y'all didn't hear them sirens?
448
00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:29,475
- It's probably just Ryan's mom
coming to pick him up.
449
00:17:29,586 --> 00:17:30,896
- Yeah.
450
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,310
- You need to tell your mama
to learn how to knock
451
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:33,833
on Black people doors.
452
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,901
Like the damn police.
453
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,860
I'ma sell her a coupon
for a manicure
454
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,335
for them wolf hooves she got.
455
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,031
Hi.
456
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,687
- Oh, hi.
I didn't know you lived here.
457
00:17:46,793 --> 00:17:50,313
- Neither do the repo man.
458
00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:52,973
I didn't know
Junebug was your son.
459
00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:54,098
- His name is Junebug.
460
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,336
You couldn't tell
that it was her son?
461
00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:57,998
- Come on in.
We don't bite.
462
00:17:58,103 --> 00:18:00,793
- Oh, and hey, look, I found
that purse I was talking about.
463
00:18:00,896 --> 00:18:02,276
- The one you thought I stole?
464
00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:06,339
- Why would you think that?
It was just a compliment.
465
00:18:06,448 --> 00:18:09,658
- Yeah, Pat, who told you
that shit?
466
00:18:09,758 --> 00:18:11,408
- How are your sales going?
- Good.
467
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:14,377
- Wait, why are you defacing
these coupon books, Ryan?
468
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:17,032
- Junebug and I were helping
Ms. Carson step on the books
469
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:20,617
so she can sell more,
like El Chapo.
470
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,174
- Excuse me,
what did you just say?
471
00:18:23,275 --> 00:18:25,515
- Trying to get chopped-o?
472
00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:28,337
- You're stepping on the books?
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:31,338
- Yes, I know what that means.
I watch "The Wire."
474
00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:33,518
And you're enlisting
the children?
475
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:36,860
- Just like "The Wire."
We're killing it.
476
00:18:36,965 --> 00:18:39,655
- Oh, actually, what you're
doing is breaking the rules.
477
00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,998
Although I suppose
I shouldn't be surprised.
478
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,863
- What is that supposed
to mean?
479
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:46,785
- Come on, Ryan.
We're leaving.
480
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:47,966
Listen, I know you're new here,
481
00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,658
and you don't know
how things go,
482
00:18:49,758 --> 00:18:51,408
but you shouldn't be turning
our fundraiser
483
00:18:51,517 --> 00:18:52,407
into one
of your little street hustles.
484
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:55,277
- [gasps]
485
00:18:57,068 --> 00:18:58,308
- Bye, guys.
Thank you for--
486
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,314
- Did she just call me a nigga?
487
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,757
Give me some of them cookies.
I got feelings to eat.
488
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:13,382
- Looks like you're already
full of feelings.
489
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,832
- Go play in traffic.
My thyroid's messing up.
490
00:19:18,931 --> 00:19:20,171
- What's wrong, Mom?
491
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:22,615
- I hate it here,
that's what's wrong.
492
00:19:22,724 --> 00:19:25,624
You ever watch
"Leave It to Beaver"?
493
00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:27,414
- What?
[laughs nervously]
494
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:28,137
No.
495
00:19:28,241 --> 00:19:30,451
I don't watch porn.
496
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:34,031
- What the hell?
Not that kind of beaver.
497
00:19:34,137 --> 00:19:35,787
They made that a porn?
498
00:19:35,896 --> 00:19:38,616
- I wouldn't know.
499
00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,414
- Anyway, it was all
about the Cleavers.
500
00:19:40,517 --> 00:19:42,617
They lived
in a nice neighborhood,
501
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,904
and they mama was nothing
like mine.
502
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,380
She wouldn't have never
fed them chicken's ass
503
00:19:47,482 --> 00:19:49,282
and called it negro nuggets.
504
00:19:49,379 --> 00:19:52,239
And now that I'm living
in a place like this,
505
00:19:52,344 --> 00:19:53,724
I don't feel the same.
506
00:19:53,827 --> 00:19:55,657
- Wait, so you feel
like you don't belong?
507
00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:57,618
- I know I belong.
508
00:19:57,724 --> 00:19:58,834
I worked my ass off
to get here.
509
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,141
- Okay, well, if you belong,
510
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:04,031
then why do you have
to prove it?
511
00:20:04,137 --> 00:20:08,137
Just be yourself
and be honest about it.
512
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,931
- You know what, son?
513
00:20:10,034 --> 00:20:11,664
You right.
514
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:14,448
- For what?
515
00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,171
- For letting me know
being me is enough.
516
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:19,995
I got books to sell.
- So I helped?
517
00:20:20,103 --> 00:20:21,413
- Yes, you did, baby,
518
00:20:21,517 --> 00:20:23,517
and Mama got a little bit
of advice for you, too.
519
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,720
- Oh. Okay.
520
00:20:24,827 --> 00:20:26,167
- When you getting ready
to eat dinner tonight,
521
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:27,965
make sure you wash
your little nasty-ass
522
00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,448
"Leave It to Beaver" hands.
523
00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:39,096
[knocking]
524
00:20:39,206 --> 00:20:40,966
- Come in.
525
00:20:41,068 --> 00:20:42,448
- Hey.
526
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,791
I bought you
a congratulatory cupcake
527
00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,786
and a Diet Fizz.
528
00:20:46,896 --> 00:20:48,096
- For what?
529
00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:51,096
- For changing your mind
about joining the debate team.
530
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,276
- Really?
531
00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:53,759
You're bribing me
with a cupcake?
532
00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,312
- And a Diet Fizz.
533
00:20:58,827 --> 00:21:00,447
- Why would I do that?
534
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:04,001
So they can meet
their diversity quota?
535
00:21:04,103 --> 00:21:07,313
"Oh, look at our exceptional
Black woman we saved."
536
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:08,973
- But you are exceptional,
537
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,408
and I get why you don't want
nobody to use that,
538
00:21:11,517 --> 00:21:14,137
but maybe you should use it
for yourself.
539
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:16,621
What is it you want to do
in life?
540
00:21:16,724 --> 00:21:18,764
- I want to go to law school.
541
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,072
I want to be a judge.
542
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:23,662
- Good, your mama's side always
needs a free lawyer.
543
00:21:23,758 --> 00:21:25,898
- I didn't say anything
about free.
544
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,280
- The debate team would be
good practice,
545
00:21:27,379 --> 00:21:30,099
not to mention look good
on your résumé.
546
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,376
- That team just wants
to use me.
547
00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:35,792
- Mm, that teacher believes
in you, Janelle.
548
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:38,166
- He should,
'cause your girl drips sauce.
549
00:21:38,275 --> 00:21:40,685
- Well, let them taste
that sauce.
550
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,413
That didn't come out right.
- No.
551
00:21:43,517 --> 00:21:46,207
- Ain't nobody tasting
your sauce till you 49.
552
00:21:46,310 --> 00:21:49,690
- 49?
- Make it 60.
553
00:21:49,793 --> 00:21:52,833
What I'm trying to tell you
is, use these people.
554
00:21:52,931 --> 00:21:54,211
Don't let them use you.
555
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:57,240
And there maybe even be some
scholarship money involved.
556
00:21:57,344 --> 00:21:59,244
You know, it's never too early
557
00:21:59,344 --> 00:22:02,104
to start saving
your daddy's money.
558
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:04,236
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
559
00:22:04,344 --> 00:22:06,904
You make a good argument.
560
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,760
- I do?
561
00:22:07,862 --> 00:22:10,142
- Yeah.
562
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:12,211
You get that from me.
563
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:13,790
- So you'll join?
564
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:15,826
- I might,
565
00:22:15,931 --> 00:22:19,411
but I'll only be doing it
for my mama's people.
566
00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:21,237
And that cupcake.
567
00:22:21,344 --> 00:22:21,974
- Damn, I thought you forgot
about that.
568
00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:26,688
See, this is a yes cake.
569
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,933
That is "I'll think about it."
570
00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:35,099
- You really don't have
to do this.
571
00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:37,546
- Yes, I do.
572
00:22:37,655 --> 00:22:40,685
- Mrs. Carson.
- Mrs. Elizabeth.
573
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,693
- Let's bring this meeting
to order.
574
00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:46,213
- What are you doing?
- I have something to say.
575
00:22:46,310 --> 00:22:47,550
- Couldn't you say it
from your seat?
576
00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:49,965
- I'm already up here now.
I'm old.
577
00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:52,999
May I?
578
00:22:53,103 --> 00:22:54,413
[grunts]
579
00:22:54,517 --> 00:22:57,097
Should've moved the first time.
580
00:22:57,206 --> 00:22:59,856
Before you announce the winner
of this year coupon sale,
581
00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:01,475
I have something to say.
582
00:23:01,586 --> 00:23:03,756
- You don't have to.
- Yes, I do.
583
00:23:03,862 --> 00:23:05,862
- No, you don't.
- Shut your ass up.
584
00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:08,995
I sold 200 books.
585
00:23:09,103 --> 00:23:12,553
I mean, I stepped on,
cut up in order to do so.
586
00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:15,025
- [gasps]
She cut up the books?
587
00:23:15,137 --> 00:23:18,207
That's a really good idea.
588
00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:20,340
- You sold 200 books?
589
00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:22,718
No one's ever sold 200 books.
590
00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:24,517
- Sorry, we can't accept
your money
591
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:25,590
since you broke the rules.
592
00:23:25,689 --> 00:23:27,899
- Actually,
we're self-sponsored,
593
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,210
so there are no rules.
594
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:32,070
- See, I told your ass
you didn't need to apologize.
595
00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:34,342
- Um, where's the money?
596
00:23:34,448 --> 00:23:35,518
- My sister have it.
- Ah.
597
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,520
- I know what you gonna do
with that.
598
00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:42,515
- Oh.
599
00:23:47,103 --> 00:23:48,383
- Well, I'm--
600
00:23:48,482 --> 00:23:50,762
- Sorry for making up rules,
trying to make me feel bad?
601
00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:54,662
- Well, to be honest,
I just didn't want you to win.
602
00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:56,338
The PTO's been my thing
for years.
603
00:23:56,448 --> 00:23:59,968
- Oh, so you just
an insecure bitch?
604
00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:02,858
I thought you was judging me
for being a felon.
605
00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:06,095
- I can't say it didn't give me
reason to pause,
606
00:24:06,206 --> 00:24:07,616
but I had the same reaction
when I found out
607
00:24:07,724 --> 00:24:11,004
that Martha, Susan, and Davis
had records.
608
00:24:11,103 --> 00:24:13,283
- Well, I guess
I judged you guys wrong, too.
609
00:24:13,379 --> 00:24:14,929
I didn't know we was family.
610
00:24:16,965 --> 00:24:19,095
- That is an incredible amount
of money.
611
00:24:19,206 --> 00:24:20,826
- Thank you.
612
00:24:23,034 --> 00:24:25,484
- Pat Carson...
613
00:24:25,586 --> 00:24:28,826
you are a welcome addition
to our PTO.
614
00:24:28,931 --> 00:24:30,001
Yay!
615
00:24:30,103 --> 00:24:32,143
- Yay!
Go, Rabbit!
616
00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,661
Oh, good, go, Rabbit!
Go, Rabbit! Go, Rabbit!
617
00:24:39,931 --> 00:24:41,931
- You should give Denise
that air fryer.
618
00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:43,624
- Hell no.
Why?
619
00:24:43,724 --> 00:24:45,794
- Because you don't know
what to do with it, Pat.
620
00:24:45,896 --> 00:24:47,546
It's not an Easy-Bake Oven.
621
00:24:47,655 --> 00:24:48,585
- I'm 'bout to air fry me
a cake.
622
00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:51,929
- You 'bout to air fry you
a mistake.
623
00:24:54,517 --> 00:24:58,137
Oh, wow--oh, my goodness,
niece!
624
00:24:58,241 --> 00:25:00,101
- You see it.
- I do see it!
625
00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:01,336
- You see it.
- Yes!
626
00:25:01,448 --> 00:25:04,518
It is cu--I can't do it.
I tried.
627
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,240
This shit is ugly.
628
00:25:08,448 --> 00:25:10,308
- It's the debate team uniform.
629
00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:12,143
- You joined?
- Yeah.
630
00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:14,721
- That's my girl!
631
00:25:14,827 --> 00:25:15,997
both: Ah, ah, ah, bah!
632
00:25:16,103 --> 00:25:17,763
- [laughs]
633
00:25:17,862 --> 00:25:19,482
- Now, I'm still gonna fight,
634
00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:22,336
but now I do
the kind of fighting
635
00:25:22,448 --> 00:25:22,858
that looks good on my résumé.
636
00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,855
- Smart,
637
00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:26,335
I wish I could put
beating white bitches
638
00:25:26,448 --> 00:25:29,138
for a air fryer on my résumé.
639
00:25:29,241 --> 00:25:31,311
- That wouldn't be a résumé.
That would be a rap sheet.
640
00:25:31,413 --> 00:25:34,623
- A rap sheet is a résumé.
641
00:25:34,724 --> 00:25:37,794
- And your GED's
a college degree.
642
00:25:37,896 --> 00:25:39,236
- Run.
643
00:25:41,448 --> 00:25:43,688
- Did she just call me a nigga?
644
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,790
[funky music]
645
00:25:48,896 --> 00:25:51,306
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
646
00:25:51,413 --> 00:25:53,483
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
647
00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:55,476
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
648
00:25:55,586 --> 00:25:57,926
♪ And you can't get enough
649
00:26:06,551 --> 00:26:08,071
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman
650
00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:09,312
♪ And she don't take
no stuff ♪
651
00:26:09,413 --> 00:26:12,173
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
652
00:26:12,275 --> 00:26:14,445
♪ And you can't get enough
653
00:26:14,551 --> 00:26:16,661
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
654
00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:18,828
♪ With a husband and kids
655
00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:21,971
♪ She's a grown-ass woman
656
00:26:22,068 --> 00:26:25,138
♪ And it's the Ms. Pat Show
657
00:26:25,241 --> 00:26:27,661
♪
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